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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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-(THUNDER BREAKS)
-(SCREAMS)
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(STUTTERS) There sure are
a lot of the dark and stormy
nights here in Transylvania.
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But, as we say
in the blood bank business,
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just 'cause there's
a lot O-negative,
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doesn't mean
you can't B-positive.
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(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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A customer... At this hour?
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(THUNDER RUMBLES)
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Good evening.
I'm in search of blood.
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Well, you've come
to the right place.
Please step on in.
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Good! I could really
use a drink.
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You're not supposed
to drink the blood.
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You're supposed to donate it.
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Relax, I'm a vampire.
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Drinking blood is what I do.
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(STAMMERS)
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Vampire.
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(SCREAMS) Vampire!
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Did someone say "Vampire"?
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(GRUNTS)
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Daffy van Duckling.
Greatest vampire hunter
in the world,
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has vanquished the vampire.
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But I'm not a vampire.
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I know a vampire
when I see one.
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Just look at your pale skin,
those blood-sucking incisors,
that curly tail!
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You are so a vampire.
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Would you mind
getting the door?
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You got it, chump!
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Have a lovely evening,
my good sir.
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Now back to Dracula.
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I'm not the vampire.
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Vampires don't show
their reflection.
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Sorry to bother you.
I dropped one.
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You know,
I think that was the vampire.
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That's what I was
trying to tell you.
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Fear not, pedestrian!
Daffy van Duckling is here.
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So, what's the plan?
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You get in the coffin.
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When the vampire climbs in,
grab him.
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What? Why don't you
get in the coffin?
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You're the vampire hunter.
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No time for discussion.
The plan's in motion.
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(DRILLING)
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- He might...
-(BABBLING)
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-(KNOCK AT DOOR)
- Isn't that how it always is?
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Right when you sit down
to a meal.
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I represent the
Super Deluxe Coffin Company,
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making super deluxe coffins
since 1959.
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Have you ever had
a bad night's sleep?
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Well, multiply that
by eternity!
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I'm listening.
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Let me introduce you
to the Sarcophagus 3000,
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the most
state-of-the-art casket
on the market today.
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Ooh!
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This beaut's got everything.
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Hot tub, flat-screen TV,
not to mention, free Wi-Fi.
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That's nice.
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Even dead people
got to stay connected.
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Exactly!
Go ahead, give it a spin.
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(GIGGLING)
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Oh, yes, this is nice.
It's so soft.
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This would be like
sleeping on a pile of puppies.
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Wow! That sounds
too good to be true.
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- Let me try it out.
I was here first.
-(PORKY GROANS)
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Wow!
This is really comfortable.
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A duck could get used
to this kind of...
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Gotcha! Ha!
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Toodle-doo Nosfera..
(STUTTERS) Nosfera...
(STUTTERS)
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...vampire!
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(DAFFY SHRIEKS)
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Wow, that plan
actually worked?
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And right now
we just need to grab...
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(EXCLAIMS)
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I'm gonna check on my friend.
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(STAMMERING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Now that I've gotten rid
of those numbskulls,
I can get back to my meal.
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANING)
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I got the blood.
Let's find another way
out of here.
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-(KNOCK AT DOOR)
- Oh, good!
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What are you doing?
That's the vampire!
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VAMPIRE: No, it isn't.
It's Joe, from
Transylvania Gas Company.
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Now's not a good time, Joe.
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I thought maybe,
you were the pizza guy.
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You ordered a pizza?
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Vampire hunting
has made me peckish.
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Oh, sorry about that.
Clearly not a good time.
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I'll come back later, okay?
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(FOOTSTEPS WALKING AWAY)
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Oh, hey, pizza guy!
That pizza sure
smells fantastic!
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Sure is, Joe from
Transylvania Gas Company.
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I have this
delicious pizza pie
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for the two mortals
in this lovely castle.
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- Oh, good! My pizza's here!
- Daffy! (STAMMERS)
That's the...
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Vampire!
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You have to work a second job?
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No, it was a ruse.
I was trying to...
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Oh, forget it.
I'm going to suck your blood!
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Oh, good! Sunlight.
He can't get us or he'll burn.
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Ha! You'll never get us now,
you goblin!
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You succubus!
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You glorified lamprey!
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Ha! I've seen mosquitoes
tougher than you.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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You know, mosquitoes nowadays
are pretty tough.
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They'll bite your head off.
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And so will I!
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Hello. The door was open.
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I've got a pizza delivery here
for a Diffy von Dorkling?
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- I'm right over here.
- What is happening?
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Are you gonna deny us
a last meal?
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I suppose it's only fair.
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Yuck! It has garlic on it.
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- Garlic? Give me that!
- Hey!
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(GULPS)
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(GASPS)
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(CROAKS)
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I feel the same way
about garlic.
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) You!
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You're not getting rid of me
that easy!
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(YELLING) Turn me back!
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Sometimes, it takes a bat
to get rid of a bat.
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I did it! Daffy van Duckling
vanquished the vampire.
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(THUNDER RUMBLES)
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Let's see if this can
also get rid of ducks.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Morning! And welcome to
Tad Tucker's five-and-a-half
minute workout.
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The only workout program
that uses natures
natural gymnasium
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to get your body
in rock-solid shape.
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Now, before you start
your total body work over,
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it's important
that you get proper nutrition.
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For example, this morning
I ate an entire
family of rabbit.
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So delicious.
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Nothing gets you juice
like eating rabbit.
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But if you don't
have time to catch
an entire family of rabbits,
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you can buy one
of Tad Tucker's energy bars.
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There's an entire family
of rabbits in every one.
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Now, let's get started.
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I'm gonna push you
harder than you've
ever been pushed before.
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-(HORN HONKS)
-(CRASHES)
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- My car!
-(CAR ALARM BLARING)
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Oh, I'm gonna push
Tad Tucker all right.
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- Push him real good.
-(CAR ALARM CHRIPS)
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What in the platypus?
My camera's been
knocked over.
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And someone's put
a scarecrow made of
muddy leaves in the car
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and set off the alarm.
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No matter,
it's not gonna stop me
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from helping you get into
the best shape of your life.
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The first thing
I want you to do
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is something I call
"chasing the wombat".
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(PANTING) Yeah.
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Start by running in place.
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You wanna grab that wombat.
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Grab that wombat.
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One, two...
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Three. (EXCLAIMS)
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(GROANS)
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(GROANING) Stand by, folks.
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All right,
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well, obviously, I forgot
lesson number one.
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Don't leave anything lying
around your workout area.
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Especially rabbit traps.
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Now let's move on to
our next exercise
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which I call,
"Punching the dingo".
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This is for your
triceps and biceps.
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Punch the dingo. Come on.
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Punch him like you mean it.
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That dingo took
your girlfriend.
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Now he's on your left.
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-(BUZZING)
-(SCREAMS)
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(MUFFLED) That's the fun part
of working out in nature.
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You never know when
you're going to get
some extra cardio.
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Oh, there we go.
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Now, this next
exercise is called
"the squatting kangaroo".
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Imagine you're
a kangaroo squatting
in the Outback.
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I want you to squat and jump.
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Squat and jump.
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Really explode
through your gluteus.
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Now, give me five good jumps.
Squat and...
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Jump!
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(SCREAMING)
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Well, I've been pricked
and stung and caught
in my own rabbit traps.
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No pain, no six-pack abs.
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Now, all you need
for this next exercise
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is a resistance band
and a tree stump.
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Attach the band to the stump
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and push away to flex those
pecks and deltoid muscles.
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(STRAINING)
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TAD: I can feel my muscles
getting rock hard.
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Oh, yeah.
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I better be careful,
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otherwise my perfect physique
is gonna go straight to my...
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(SCREAMS)
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That went straight
to his head, all right.
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(CHUCKLES) Okay,
lesson learned.
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That band must've gotten
caught on a rock.
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So, I just swung the band
over this branch
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and it's time to work on our
lower trapezius muscles.
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Must get ripped!
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(GROANS)
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Okay, forget that
resistance band.
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I'm gonna use nature.
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This is a more
challenging exercise anyway.
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For this one, you need
five medium-sized boulders
and a hill.
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You have to push
all of these boulders
to the top of the hill
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as quickly as you can.
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Remember,
no Sisyphus-ing around.
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Ready? Go.
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(STRAINS)
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Okay, that's one.
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Now, let's keep up the pace.
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That's one down, four to go.
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Remember, try not to focus
on how many are left...
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(SQUEALS)
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(GROANS) I got wedged
between those two boulders.
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No big deal.
Try to man up and...
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(SCREAMS)
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What the... I gotta
get out of here.
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It's coming back! (GROANS)
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(GROANS)
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Thank goodness,
I can rest for a second.
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(GROANS)
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(IMITATING TAD)
Remember folks,
eat a family of rabbits.
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(LAUGHS) All right,
we've come to my favorite part
of the workout...
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The obstacle course.
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Let me show you how to do it.
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All you have to do is hop
through these rope squares,
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climb this rope,
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shimmy across here,
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monkey bar over to this tree,
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do three inverted sit-ups,
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one, two, three,
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do your best
Tarzan impression,
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(MIMICS TARZAN YELL)
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And then, just run back
to the beginning
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and do it all over again.
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Now that you
got the hang of it,
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let's do it together.
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Okay, first the rope squares.
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(GRUNTING)
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-(SNIFFING)
- Climb the rope.
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Shimmy across here.
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(ROARS)
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00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:22,663
Monkey bars!
249
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,498
That was close.
250
00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,709
Everybody knows
that bears don't have
the upper body strength...
251
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:27,918
(SCREAMS)
252
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:29,712
(GROANS)
253
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,213
(SCREAMING)
254
00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,382
(BEAR GROWLS)
255
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,134
(TAD SCREAMING)
256
00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,099
Push, baby!
257
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,559
(GROANS)
258
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,103
(GRUNTS) Oi!
259
00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,898
(TAD EXCLAIMING)
260
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:53,903
(SLURRING) You see...
As promised, my body got
totally worked out.
261
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,363
(GROANS)
262
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,407
(GROWLS)
263
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,950
Tad was right about one thing,
264
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:03,871
workin' out can be a real
grizzly experience.
265
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,960
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