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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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So, like, what should we do
when we get home?
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Let me think.
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Hey, let's watch TV.
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Uh...
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Oh, yeah.
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That's a good idea.
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This is gonna be cool.
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Yeah, TV, yeah.
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Uh, it won't open.
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Why not?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Oh, maybe
it's because I locked it.
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Damn it, Beavis.
Why did you do that?
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Well, I watched a movie
about a ghost,
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and I got scared.
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What movie?
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It's called "Ghost."
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Really scary.
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Uh, do you have a key?
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No.
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So how are we supposed
to get in?
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I figured
we could just knock.
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You know, one of us
is usually there, you know?
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Uh, we're both out here, Beavis.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
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I'll be damned.
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Stand back, Beavis.
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I'm gonna kick it down,
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and there's gonna be, like,
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pieces of door
flying everywhere.
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Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah. Cool.
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[both chuckling]
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Ugh.
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Um, the door's still there,
Butt-Head.
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This door is strong.
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I'm gonna go check
the back door.
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[both chuckling]
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Back door.
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The back door
is the house's butt.
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[chuckles]
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Back door.
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Damn it.
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This house is pissing me off.
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Butt-Head,
maybe you should kick harder.
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Uh, okay, Beavis.
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Ah!
Cut it out, Butt-Head.
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I'm gonna kick your ass.
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[both grunting]
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Whoa.
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That was cool.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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Well, what are you
waiting for, Beavis?
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Climb in.
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Ladies first.
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Yeah, that's cool.
It's like we're breaking in.
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Breaking in.
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[ding]
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Uh, I don't know, Butt-Head.
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This was your idea, Beavis.
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Oh, yeah.
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It was my hose, yeah.
[chuckles]
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Hose.
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[both chuckling]
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Now get the hell in there, Beavis.
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Wait a minute.
Wait, Butt-Head. No, no, wait.
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Wait, wait, no, no.
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What's your problem, buttmunch?
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No, no, no, no!
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Ah!
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My nads!
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Beavis, you dumbass.
What are you doing?
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Guess I'll have to do this myself.
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- Ah!
- Ah!
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Damn it.
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[both groaning]
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Butt-Head?
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Yeah?
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Do your nads hurt?
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Uh, yes.
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So do mine.
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I'm gonna go in the house
and get a band-aid, Butt-Head.
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Do you have a key?
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Beavis.
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You're the dumbest of asses.
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[gentle music]
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Dandelions.
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I like to blow on dandelions
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'cause it messes up
other people's lawns.
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It's, like, hard work,
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but it's worth it
to spread weeds.
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[both chuckling]
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Yeah, weeds are cool.
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♪ But your mama always said ♪
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♪ Look up into the skies ♪
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♪ Find the sun
on a cloudy day ♪
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What's she saying?
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"Mama always said
look up into the sky"?
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My mom never said
anything like that.
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Yeah, really,
neither did mine.
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Be like, "Beavis,
mama's got the liquor flu.
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"Get out of here,
and close the door.
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Don't slam it."
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♪ Mama always said
that she's hungover ♪
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♪ Just make yourself
some cheerios ♪
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♪ Mama always said
there's food in the fridge ♪
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♪ I'll be back
in about two weeks ♪
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You think this is, like,
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like, from a new Pixar movie
or something?
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Uh, this is cooler
than Pixar.
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Pixar sucks.
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Oh, oh, Butt-Head,
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Butt-Head, Butt-Head.
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I got something to say.
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[chuckles]
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Go ahead, Beavis.
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Yeah, I was just thinking,
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you know,
'cause you said "Pixar."
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I was just thinking...
[chuckling]
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Dixar.
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[giggles]
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God damn it, Beavis,
you still got it.
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[both chuckling]
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Oh, thanks, Butt-Head.
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You know, sometimes,
you know,
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it just comes to me.
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I don't know where
it comes from, you know?
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Don't even question
where it comes from, Beavis.
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It is a gift.
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But also a responsibility.
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Uh, do you have
any other good ones?
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Well, you know,
I was thinking of one.
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You know, like,
instead of "DreamWorks,"
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it would be Shlong-Works.
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Yeah, I don't know.
I guess that's not very good.
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Ugh.
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It sure isn't, Beavis.
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That's worse
than not very good.
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That's horrible.
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You're back
to being worthless.
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[chuckles]
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You ruined everything.
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Come on, Butt-Head.
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I mean, Dixar is still
pretty good, right?
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Dixar was a long time ago,
Beavis.
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I don't even know
if that's funny anymore.
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Okay, Beavis,
here's the deal.
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We put one end of the chain
on Mr. Anderson's truck,
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and the other end
on our doorknob,
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and then when he drives away,
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he'll pull off our door.
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Pull off.
[chuckles]
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Now go put the other end
on our doorknob.
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[chuckles]
Knob.
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[doorbell rings]
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Can I help you fellas?
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Uh, some kids, like,
keyed your truck.
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- My brand new truck?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, we saw them
run down the street.
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They took your chain too.
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Yeah.
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You can probably catch them
if you get in your truck
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and go, like,
really fast that way.
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Well, then that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.
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It's probably
those two damn boys,
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Bufford and Bernardo.
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Uh, yeah.
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Probably.
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Yeah, it was Bernardo!
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Marcy, it's that Bernardo
and Bufford again.
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I'm gonna go get them.
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[chuckles]
Look at him.
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[both chuckling]
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Beavis, you dumbass.
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You were supposed to put
the other end of the chain
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on the doorknob.
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I did, yeah.
Yeah, it's on the door knob.
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It's in your hand, dumbass.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I don't know.
I guess I forgot. Yeah.
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Go put it on now, butthole.
Hurry up.
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Boy, when I catch
those two boys,
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I'm liable to take them
to the woodshed,
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I'll tell you what.
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Hurry the hell up, Beavis.
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What?
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What'd you say?
I couldn't hear you.
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I said hurry up,
you ass-wagon.
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Get over there.
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Well, I don't see
where they keyed it,
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but those boys wouldn't lie.
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Not like those other two.
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[chuckles]
Bernardo.
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[grunts]
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[engine starts]
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Uh-oh.
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That damn
Bufford and Bernardo.
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Boy, I shouldn't be driving
when I'm this mad.
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[grunts] Damn it.
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I'll just put it
on this knob right here.
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[chuckles]
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Knob.
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We'll be in our house
in no time, Beavis.
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Yeah.
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[tires squeak]
- What the hell?
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This is a brand new truck
with 510-foot pounds of torque.
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Well, time to kick it
into all-wheel drive.
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both: Whoa.
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- That was cool.
- Yeah.
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We got in.
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Yeah,
it's like we worked together,
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and we did it.
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Feels pretty good, yeah.
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And now the house looks cool.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Boy, these new engines
just purr like a kitten,
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I tell you what.
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Now where the hell are those
two son of a bitching bastards?
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[sirens wailing]
- Pull over!
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Are you boys looking
for Bufford and Bernardo--
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Get out of the car!
Make a T!
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Make a what now?
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Ah!
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Hands on your head.
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[smacks and grunts]
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This hole really kicks ass.
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I wouldn't take that attitude
if I were you, officer.
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He's got a gun!
Yeah, take him down.
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Mess him up.
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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Chirp.
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