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♪ MTV ♪
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[both chuckling]
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[bluesy rock music]
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♪ ♪
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Ow! Ow!
I'ma kick--ow. Ah!
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Okay, this is our eighth session
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to try to improve
your behavior,
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and if anything, Butt-Head's
aggression is getting worse.
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- Ow!
- Uh, it's the same.
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Ow.
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I'm going to say
therapy isn't working.
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It's time to try medication.
- Ah!
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Yeah, give him some pills.
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[chuckles]
- No.
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I mean, medication for you.
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Butt-Head, I want you
to take one in the morning
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and one in the afternoon.
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They should help your behavior.
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Let's flush 'em
down the toilet.
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[both chuckle]
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Uh, wait a minute.
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[sniffs]
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These smell like grape.
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I wanna try one.
C'mon.
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No way, Beavis.
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I'm the one who's aggressive.
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Ow!
Hey.
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- See?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Go get some wuss pills
or something.
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Mmm.
[smacks lips]
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Not bad.
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[chuckles]
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It better come with refills.
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Maybe if they get some
refills, you can give me--
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Ah!
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Good morning, Wilbur!
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[pig snorting]
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That thing sounds like you, Beavis.
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[mimics grunting]
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[pig grunting]
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[chuckling]
No, it doesn't.
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[grunting]
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What is that thing, anyway?
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Is that, like, a dog?
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No, he's the star
of that movie
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where there's like a really
annoying spider that has a web
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and it keeps making words
to save a dog.
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[chuckles]
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It's stupid.
[chuckles]
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
[chuckles]
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Good morning, buddy!
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Remember when we had
that substitute
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and he was all, like, drunk,
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and then he put that movie on
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and just fell asleep
at his desk all day?
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[both chuckling]
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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He was like,
"Oh, this is educational."
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[grunting]
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It was a tear-jerker.
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[chuckles]
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[both chuckling]
- "Jerker."
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[both chuckling]
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You got to back up
so I can open the door.
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Is this, like, a prison
for animals or something?
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[chuckles]
- Yeah.
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Your sentence is having to
listen to this lady
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for the rest of your life.
- [chuckles]
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Good morning, Grayson!
[laughs]
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"Good morning, Grayson!"
[mocking laughter]
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[chuckles]
- They should eat her.
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[both chuckling]
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Yeah, really.
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Yeah, see how she likes it.
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[chuckling]
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Good morning, Buster.
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Do you know what they call
meat from a cow?
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[chuckles]
Beef.
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[chuckles]
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[both chuckling]
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So, like, um, do those pills,
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like, make you feel
different or something?
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Eh, no.
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But thank you for asking.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, um, okay, yeah.
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God bless you, or,
I don't know.
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[chuckles]
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This show sucks.
[chuckles]
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I guess it does.
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But other people
probably enjoy it.
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[chuckles]
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Nothing wrong with that.
[chuckles]
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Oh, I--okay.
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I guess that's true.
[chuckles]
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But it does kind of suck,
Butt-Head. [chuckles]
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We can watch what you want, Beavis.
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Anything you wanna do is fine.
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[chuckles]
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[screaming on TV]
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This is pretty cool.
This is better. [chuckles]
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Well, I'm glad
you're enjoying it, Beavis.
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I like when you enjoy yourself.
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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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Oh, man.
What's going on, Butt-Head?
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You're kind of acting weird.
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- Whoa.
- Ah!
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Settle down, Beavis.
[chuckles]
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Um, I thought you were gonna
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hit me for a second there,
you know?
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[chuckles]
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Oh, I wouldn't hit you,
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Beavis,
because you're my friend.
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[chuckles]
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Um, Butt-Head, I think you
should stop taking those pills.
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[chuckles]
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[sighs]
[chuckles]
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So the sixth planet
is Saturn, mm-kay?
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Known for its prominent rings.
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Um, Butt-Head, why are
you wearing that shirt?
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Uh, it's a sunny day.
Why not wear a sunny outfit?
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[chuckles]
- Can everyone please focus?
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Mm-kay?
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Class is almost over,
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and I'm just trying
to squeeze in Uranus.
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[chuckles]
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Uh, Butt-Head?
[chuckles]
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- Hmm?
- [chuckles]
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Van Driessen, he kind of said,
"I just wanna squeeze in"--
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Beavis, Mr. Van Driessen
is trying hard
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to squeeze in Uranus, okay?
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Yeah, exactly.
Like, um--[chuckles]
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Let's try
to give him our attention.
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- Yeah, but, um--
- [sighs]
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I'm glad I brought a nice,
sharp pencil for Uranus.
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Come on, Butt-Head.
What's going on?
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Nothing, Beavis.
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This is the perfect pencil
for Uranus.
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[chuckles]
[school bell rings]
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Oh, darn.
[chuckles]
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Whoa!
Where'd that come from?
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Um, Van Driessen?
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I think there's something wrong
with Butt-Head.
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Oh, I don't think so at all.
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In fact, Butt-Head, I'm very
proud of your behavior today.
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No, you don't understand.
There's something wrong--
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Oh, thank you,
Mr. Van Driessen.
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I enjoyed your class today.
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You mean the part
about Uranus, right, Butt-Head?
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[chuckles]
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I actually liked Saturn, Beavis,
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with its prominent rings.
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That was my favorite.
- What?
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Would you like to join Beavis
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and I for lunch,
Mr. Van Driessen?
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Butt-Head, no, no.
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Fascinating.
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Mt. Van Driessen,
I would love to hear
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more stories
about the teachers' union.
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Oh, no.
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Well, at the next meeting,
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there was quite a spirited
debate about the health plan.
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Ooh.
[chuckles]
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The health plan?
- Damn it, Butt-Head.
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Are you okay, Beavis?
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I brought an extra banana
if you'd like one.
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A what?
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A banana, Beavis.
[chuckles]
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They're delicious--
better than nachos.
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♪ ♪
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Mmm.
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A banana.
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[humming]
[scratching sound]
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Damn it, Butt-Head.
This sucks.
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You have to stop
taking those pills.
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But Beavis, I was told to
take these pills by an adult.
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Is there something else
that's bothering you?
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- Yeah, there is!
- [chuckles]
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It's bothering me that
you're acting like a butthole!
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I hear you, Beavis.
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I'll try to do better.
- Damn it.
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Stop agreeing
with everything I say!
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- Okay, Beavis.
- See, you did it again!
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Stop it!
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What would you like me to do,
Beavis?
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Damn it, Butt-Head!
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You're a butthole
and your mom's a slut
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and you suck!
[chuckles]
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Beavis, thank you
for being honest with me.
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I think we can work this out
if we just dialogue
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like Ms. Ortiz modeled for us,
and we--
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- [screams]
- Oh, Beavis, my pills.
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Ah!
Enough!
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[screaming]
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Beavis, this is a step
backwards for you.
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I'm concerned--
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Stop acting like a wuss!
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Call me a butthole!
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Say, "Beavis is a butthole!"
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[coughing]
Don't say that about my friend.
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[gagging]
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Oh, damn it.
Damn it.
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Ah!
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[grunting]
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[pukes]
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[both panting]
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[eerie music]
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♪ ♪
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What the hell is wrong
with you, butthole?
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Ah!
Hittin' me.
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Oh, yeah.
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Beavis, you're about
to get your ass kicked.
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No, no, no--
[chuckles]
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Ah!
- Damn it.
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- Ah!
- Butthole.
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Ah!
Cut it out.
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- [grunts]
- Ah!
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[rock music]
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Ow.
Ah!
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[grunting]
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Ah!
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