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Incredible.
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Last night he dreamed
about making eggs.
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And now he's making eggs.
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I hang out with Jay in
his dreams sometimes.
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And I flew to Geneva last week.
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We all have our powers.
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Oh, gosh. Didn't see
you there, Hetty.
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Sorry.
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Jay, guess what.
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Somebody wants to rent out
the ballroom, and this time
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it's not people who
want to shoot a porno.
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I still think you should
have let that play out.
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The script was good.
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That's incredible. Who
wants to rent it out?
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The Hudson Valley Players.
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They're the premier community
theater organization
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in all of Ulster County.
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Recently nominated for a Toby.
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You mean a Tony? Oh, similar,
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but these are just
for the Hudson Valley,
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and the winners are chosen
by a guy named Toby.
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Sounds prestigious.
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Anyway, they needed a venue
for their fall musical,
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and all of the good ones
were taken, so they chose us.
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They're doing Cole
Porter's Anything Goes.
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Oh, I knew Cole.
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Had a big thing for me.
Practically obsessed.
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Wasn't he, like, famously gay?
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You couldn't just let
me have that, Trev?
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Wait, Sam, wasn't
Anything Goes the musical
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you were almost
in in high school?
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Some people say listening
is my real ghost power.
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I was tech crew. Should
have been the lead,
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but, you know, politics.
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Oh, yeah, you got robbed, babe.
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Okay, that felt obligatory.
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And I heard the lighting
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was the best part of
the show that year.
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Ugh. So patronizing.
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This is getting sad.
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Is that your contractor?
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Yeah. He's one of the
Hudson Valley Players.
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People are still buzzing
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about his performance
in Rent last year.
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There's Toby talk.
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Oh, this takes me back.
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I miss being around
show business.
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Or, you know, whatever this is.
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Hey, Mark. Looking good. Uh,
listen, when you're done,
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I think there's an issue
with the walk-in freezer.
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Jay, if I could just stop
you. When I'm in this space,
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I'm not your contractor.
I'm an artist.
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Yeah. For sure. It's
just that the restaurant
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opens in a few weeks...
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Shh.
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This is a sacred space.
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Okay.
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Are you guys seeing that talent?
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Wouldn't mind if a stage
light fell on her, am I right?
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Who is she?
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♪ If you were here. ♪
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Oh, yeah. In the cult,
she would have been
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a top five wife for
Bruce, for sure.
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Which means she would have
gotten carrots with dinner.
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Carrots should be for everybody.
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Oh, Pete.
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Bruce warned us about
people like you.
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Wow. This is a
pretty nice spread.
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You think this is impressive?
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This is nothing
compared to what we had
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on the set of L&O.
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Law and Order.
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You were on Law and Order?
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Not in the final cut, but...
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yeah, I was there.
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They called it craft services.
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And it offered every culinary
creation under the sun.
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Hot foods,
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cold foods,
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gum.
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Oh, uh, this is my husband Jay.
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Jay, this is Scott Morgan.
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Two-time Toby-nominated
director.
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And assistant sales manager
at Davenport Chevrolet.
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Oh, I'm not really
in the market.
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That's what everyone says
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until they feel the smooth
ride of the new Malibu.
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I'm so sorry, Scott.
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I have something
you need to see.
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Hamilton used to wear
a lot of scarves.
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Turns out he was covering
up adulterous hickeys.
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That man frequented whores.
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My friends. Attention, please.
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It is with a heavy
heart I must inform you
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that our beloved leading
lady Brenda Hanover
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is no longer with us.
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She was unable to secure
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time off from her job at Lowe's
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and is stepping down from
her role as Reno Sweeney.
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He did not need to deliver
that information like that.
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That is how you milk a moment.
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I could take the part.
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Ooh, immediately trying
to take advantage
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of someone else's misfortune.
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I like her.
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Thank you, Marisa.
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But it will be an
open competition.
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We shall hold auditions
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for the role of Reno
Sweeney Monday. Jay.
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Huh? I need to print
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a sign-up sheet. Please,
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take me to the business center.
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I... got a laptop
in the kitchen.
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Then to the kitchen.
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So, tell me, what are
you currently driving?
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Sam, isn't Reno Sweeney the
role you wanted in high school?
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You should audition.
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Me? No. This isn't some
rinky-dink production.
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This is the Hudson
Valley Players.
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They performed at the mall.
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Come on, Sam. Do you
know what I would give
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for just one more minute
back in the spotlight?
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This is your dream.
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How are you just gonna stand
there and let it pass you by?
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Look, I appreciate the support,
but I'm really not interested.
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But, Sam... I said no.
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Okay? Just leave it alone.
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I'm just saying, bring
that drama to the stage.
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Mm.
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And now, this year's winner
of the James Beard Award
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for Best New Chef,
Northeast... Stop.
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Jay Arondeker!
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Here you go, Chef.
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I just want to thank
everyone who believed in me.
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And to my mom, Champa...
I owe everything to you.
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Aw.
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Seriously? Walk-off music?
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This is my dream.
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Right this way, Mr. Arondekar.
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Hold up. Isn't that the lady
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from the community
theater group?
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Interesting, Jay.
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She just popped into my head.
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You can't control
a pop. People pop!
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Hey, I'm Marisa.
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Oh, uh... hi.
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Sasappis.
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You look good in a tux.
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What is happening? You heard
the music. Walk off, son.
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Unless you want me to tell
Sam that you didn't thank her.
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This is so lame.
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Again, my dream.
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Your hair is amazing.
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Never once used conditioner.
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Yeah. 'Cause I
died 500 years ago.
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You're funny. Oh.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Sam, what happened yesterday
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with you storming off like that?
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I just didn't want to audition.
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That's all. I have a
lot going on right now.
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Yeah, it's true. There
was that guest last month.
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And there's the weekly sorting
of the mail on Wednesdays.
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And I'm trying to
support you, Sam,
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but you have the
calendar of a retiree.
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You know this role and
you're dying to play it.
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Hell, you would've
played it in high school
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if it wasn't for politics.
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Well, that's not
completely true.
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I will be singing the song
"I Get A Kick Out of You."
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My pants!
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So it wasn't politics. I mean,
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some of the puke splashed on
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the student council president.
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So that was sort of political.
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I once vomited in James
Madison's carriage.
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In fairness, we were
traversing a bumpy road
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and I had just had
a pheasant pie.
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It was humiliating.
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After that, I moved
to tech crew and...
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I've been terrified to
get on stage ever since.
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Oh, Sam. you can't let
one bad performance
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get in the way of your dreams.
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Girl, I fell into the music
pit once at the Red Cat.
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Got my head stuck in a tuba.
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But was I back on
stage the next day?
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Damn right I was.
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Nursing a concussion
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and drowning in bathtub gin.
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They said I gave
one hell of a show,
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but I don't really remember.
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But what if I
audition and things go
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just as badly as they
did the last time?
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You just need confidence.
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And confidence is all
about feeling prepared.
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Let me take you under my wing.
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Alberta Haynes knows just
how to get you there.
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You'd really do that for me?
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I mean, I'm pretty busy, but
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I think I can make some time.
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Okay, what the heck?
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Thanks, Alberta.
You're a good friend.
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Hey. We're gonna
have a lot of fun.
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W-What time is it?
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It's time to get
your ass out of bed.
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Your training starts now.
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But it's 4:00 a.m.
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That'll be ten more laps.
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There's gonna be laps? Hey.
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Can you keep it down?
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I'm trying to enter
your husband's dreams.
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Sorry. Thank you.
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We all have to live here.
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Hey, can I ask you
guys for advice?
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Absolutely. Stay away
from the brown acid.
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Thank you. But, uh, it's
more dating-related.
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Okay.
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Don't date any members
of Fleetwood Mac.
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Sass. What's going on?
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Who are you dating?
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Well, you actually know her.
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Remember that hot
stretching lady
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from the theater troupe, Marisa?
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Wait, did a light
actually fall on her?
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Was there any
damage to the punim?
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She's not dead. Okay,
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this is gonna sound
a little nuts,
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but we hung out in Jay's dream.
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So you're dating someone in
another person's subconscious?
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I don't think I've
even gone there.
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Yeah, this is a
little unorthodox.
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Well, hey, he... the
guy's got limited options.
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We're ghosts, we can't even
leave the property. Well...
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Pete, no. There's
only one problem.
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So, I went into Jay's dream
last night to see her again,
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but she wasn't there.
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It was just Jay trapped
in a walk-in freezer
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with the '86 Mets.
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Oh, well, that makes sense,
'cause he was talking to Mark
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about the freezer
and then he watched
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that baseball documentary
before bed. Yes.
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You just need to get him
to think about Marisa
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before he goes to sleep.
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Yeah, just tell Sam
to ask her husband
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to think about that hot,
bendy lady right before bed.
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I might not use
those exact words.
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Probably a good strategy. Eh.
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Sam, this is gonna be
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the hardest day of your life.
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I'm here to break you down
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and build you back up again.
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And why are they here?
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We're bored. And we
believe in you and stuff.
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So, what exactly
does this entail?
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I'm gonna train your mind,
your body and your soul.
259
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,970
There will be moments when
you won't want to go on,
260
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,304
but go on you will.
261
00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,939
By the time I'm
through with you,
262
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:09,777
you'll be so prepared, you
won't know how to fail.
263
00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,311
Get her, Berty.
264
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,180
I mean, let's go, Sam!
265
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:17,250
Dancers need perfect posture.
266
00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,789
Again.
267
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:26,293
And any actor worth her
salt can cry on cue.
268
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,461
Mm... I don't see any tears.
269
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:29,963
Mm, this might help.
270
00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,733
Your mother's dead and
your business is a failure!
271
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,468
Still no tears. It
was a good thought.
272
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:36,369
Yeah.
273
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,771
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
274
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,239
♪ La, la, la, la... ♪
275
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,744
Singing is about endurance
and breath control!
276
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,078
Let's expand those lungs!
277
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,847
Can I have a water?
Of course you can,
278
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,515
in 80 more laps. Ugh!
279
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:51,184
Ooh, gave her a little hope
and then snatched it away.
280
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,284
Well done.
281
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,622
How's it going
with Alberta, babe?
282
00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:59,592
Well, I cried twice, but
not when I was supposed to.
283
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,261
Sam, I need you to get Jay to
dream about that Marisa girl
284
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,963
from the community theater
group again tonight.
285
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,934
Jay, did you have a dream
about that girl Marisa?
286
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:10,136
You can't control
a pop-in, okay?
287
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,272
Damn it, Sass.
288
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:13,605
Okay, a couple nights ago,
289
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,208
I was hanging out
in Jay's dream,
290
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,576
and Marisa popped in.
291
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,921
It was very innocent
on Jay's part,
292
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,780
but Marisa and I...
293
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,715
uh, we kind of hit it off.
294
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,816
Aw. Weird, but aw.
295
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:24,817
The problem is...
296
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:25,919
and you'll like this...
297
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:26,986
Jay hasn't dreamed
about her since,
298
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,821
but I need him to
299
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,656
if I'm gonna hang
out with her again.
300
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,525
Larry Bird popped in last week.
301
00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:33,927
Don't have a thing for him.
302
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,196
Okay. So, what's the
action item here, Sass?
303
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,866
Okay, I need you
to encourage Jay
304
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,676
to think about Marisa
before he goes to sleep.
305
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,580
Obviously, that doesn't
guarantee an appearance,
306
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,337
but it's worth a shot.
307
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,707
Okay. Jay, before you
go to bed tonight,
308
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,641
I want you to
think about Marisa,
309
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:52,612
so Sass can hang
out with her again.
310
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,647
We're in weird territory here.
311
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:55,816
Yeah.
312
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,851
Let's get back to it, Sam!
313
00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,453
We got 24 hours till
our big audition.
314
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,855
Alberta, I don't know if
this is going so well.
315
00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,825
Sam, as bad as you're
feeling right now,
316
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,394
and as much as you're hurting,
317
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,238
it'll all be worth it when
you're up on that stage.
318
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:12,232
There's nothing in the
world like that feeling.
319
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,466
We can get there, Sam,
320
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,568
but I need you to
believe in yourself,
321
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,570
because I believe in you. Sam,
322
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,372
where are all our plates?
323
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,277
Go, Sam!
324
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,678
Yes, girl!
325
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,414
♪ Around ♪
326
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,348
♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down... ♪
327
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,951
That's it. You're doing it.
328
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,384
♪ Around ♪
329
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,553
♪ Nothing's gonna
ever keep you down ♪
330
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,257
♪ You're the best around... ♪
331
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,794
She climbed three stairs.
332
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,230
And she's celebrating
like she's Ben Franklin
333
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,098
after he climbed three stairs.
334
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,699
He was portly.
335
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:51,071
♪ Nothing's gonna
ever keep you down. ♪
336
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,973
Alberta's been so amazing, Jay.
337
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,774
I actually think I
could get this part.
338
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,076
Wouldn't that be incredible?
339
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,111
Huh? Oh, yeah. That'd
be awesome, babe.
340
00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,612
Okay, I know I asked you
341
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,581
to look at Marisa's Instagram,
342
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,249
but spring break 2018?
343
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,551
It's for Sass.
344
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,785
Why are you all zoomed in?
345
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,420
Well, I-I wanted to avoid
346
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,790
any of her sorority
sisters popping in.
347
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,459
For Sass.
348
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,327
Guys,
349
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,495
we have a big problem.
350
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,897
I just came from the ballroom,
351
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,665
I saw Marisa warming up.
352
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,732
Sam's competition for
that role. Ooh-wee!
353
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,169
She got a voice of an angel.
354
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,237
Well, I guess Sam will just
have to give it her best.
355
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,806
That's all you can do.
356
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,442
No, it's not all we can
do, you peace-loving freak.
357
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:33,013
We've come too far
and we're too close.
358
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,315
I ain't gonna let
this part get away.
359
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,818
It's time for Berty
to play dirty.
360
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,087
Guess who saw his
dream girl last night?
361
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:44,057
All right! Awesome,
man. Give us some deets.
362
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,758
Aw, we just hung out and talked.
363
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,327
She's got a lot
of fun interests.
364
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,128
Very into superheroes. Huh.
365
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,296
That's unexpected. Yeah.
366
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,999
And big Star Wars girl, too.
367
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,334
And sneakers. She
loves sneakers.
368
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,502
And the New York Knicks.
369
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,704
Oh, boy. What?
370
00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,640
Is her favorite restaurant
Sonic and does she love D&D?
371
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,342
Yes on both counts.
372
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,545
Those are all Jay's interests.
373
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,514
You're not dating Marisa, Sass.
374
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,182
You're dating Jay.
375
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,518
No, no, no.
376
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,285
It does make a lot of
sense. I mean, she exists
377
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,888
entirely in Jay's subconscious.
378
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,257
Okay, you guys are just jealous
because I found someone.
379
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,392
If anything, I'm jealous
that you're dating Jay.
380
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,826
D-Did he mention
me? I mean, did...
381
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,029
Sorry, did she mention me?
382
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,795
I'm not dating Jay, okay?
383
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,833
Marisa is her own person who
has her own cool interests.
384
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:30,170
How many times did she reference
The Shawshank Redemption?
385
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,073
Oh, my God, I'm dating Jay.
386
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,975
Red leather, yellow
leather, lavender leather.
387
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,211
Red leather, yellow
leather, lavender leather.
388
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,647
What animal makes lavender
leather, I wonder?
389
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,416
Hm. Hippopotamus dries
to a purplish hue.
390
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:44,784
We had an ottoman.
391
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,886
Oh, a "hippopottoman."
That's fun.
392
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,522
Ten minutes, Samantha. I'll
see you in the ballroom.
393
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:53,260
You have one chance to wow
me and one chance only,
394
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,328
because I have
Chevrolets to sell.
395
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,065
You're gonna get that promotion.
I need less from you, Jeff.
396
00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,032
Great note.
397
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,435
How you feeling,
Sam? Like a star?
398
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,869
I'm ready.
399
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,504
I know my tap routine,
my song. I got this.
400
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,741
Awesome. Now, Alberta, when
do I walk through Marisa?
401
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,177
What?
402
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,021
Oh, Alberta told me to walk
through your competition
403
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,380
so she'd get super
high and mess up.
404
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,782
There goes our girl again.
405
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,849
What else did she say?
Oh, yeah, don't tell Sam.
406
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,851
But you said you
believed in me. I do.
407
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,588
It's just a little
insurance policy.
408
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,424
Yeah, because you didn't
think I could do it on my own.
409
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,059
I can't believe this. I
thought you were my friend.
410
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,895
In retrospect,
411
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,264
perhaps not the best
idea to entrust Flower
412
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:32,765
with your secret mission.
413
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,567
Yeah, you really messed up.
414
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,674
Can we talk?
415
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,010
Well, I'm pretty busy
416
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,653
setting up snacks for
the cast right now.
417
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,846
Though I'm probably not
even qualified to do that.
418
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:47,947
That's not true.
419
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,083
Although I do think the chips
420
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,618
should go closer to the dip.
421
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,286
Is this what you
wanted to talk about?
422
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,388
No. I owe you an apology.
423
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,991
I went too far. And
what I realized is
424
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,359
I wasn't just
trying to help you.
425
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,095
I was also doing this for me.
426
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,195
What does that mean?
427
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,764
I miss the limelight, Sam.
428
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:08,101
When I was alive and I
was up there singing?
429
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,270
Well, that's the most
alive I've ever felt.
430
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,373
And you getting that part,
I think, in some small way,
431
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,675
was gonna make me feel
like I was on stage.
432
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,678
And I know I got a
little carried away
433
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,579
because...
434
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,683
I just wanted it so
bad. For both of us.
435
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,985
But that wasn't the way that
I wanted to win the part.
436
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,287
I know, Sam,
437
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,421
and I'm sorry. I wasn't
thinking straight.
438
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,258
And what would make
all this even worse
439
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:35,162
is if my actions prevented you
from getting to live your dream.
440
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,565
Oh, there you are.
441
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,833
Scott's looking for you.
442
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,768
We don't make Scott wait.
443
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,504
Sam,
444
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:48,175
whatever you do, I think
you're a star either way.
445
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,346
It's just so pathetic.
446
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,482
I was so desperate
to be with someone,
447
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,616
to have a connection,
that I got excited
448
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,652
about a figment of
Jay's imagination.
449
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,821
You're being too
hard on yourself.
450
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,656
This one time, I
ate too many shrooms
451
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,593
and dated a saguaro
cactus for, like, a week.
452
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,429
He was sweet. Great listener.
453
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,631
It's nice of you guys to
try to cheer me up, but
454
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,233
let's face it: I'm alone.
455
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,001
And I'm never gonna
meet anyone new.
456
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,337
You may not be able
to find someone,
457
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,937
but maybe I can.
458
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:22,109
Maybe it's time I start to
use my power to help others.
459
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,177
For the less fortunate,
the housebounds.
460
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,879
Even when he's being
nice, it's just so smug.
461
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,881
Sass, I will search
far and wide,
462
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,094
and I will find someone who's
not bound to a property.
463
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,096
I mean, there's got to be
others out there like me,
464
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,320
and I'll bring one back to you.
465
00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:37,123
Like some kind of spectral pimp.
466
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,990
Matchmaker, maybe, is
more what I was thinking.
467
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,727
Wait, really, Pete?
You'd do that for me?
468
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:41,994
It would be my honor.
469
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:44,464
Hey, if you come across
any non-housebound
470
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,465
dead Dallas Cowboy
cheerleaders, could you...
471
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,201
Hey, he's looking for me, man.
472
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,469
I can't put an order in?
473
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,970
I'm just saying, if he sees one.
474
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,040
You don't even know
what those are. Selfish.
475
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:57,043
Last call for Samantha?
476
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,045
Samantha?
477
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,315
Sorry I'm late, I was...
I don't need excuses.
478
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,917
I need excellence.
479
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,119
Yes!
480
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,720
Give 'em hell, Sam!
481
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,896
Oh, dear. She's gonna blow.
482
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,832
And she stress-ate all
those Twizzlers earlier.
483
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,801
It's gonna look like
a crime scene in here.
484
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,439
Listen to me, Sam.
485
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,507
Forget about all
these people watching.
486
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:31,478
You're just singing to a friend.
487
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,583
♪ In olden days ♪
488
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,285
♪ A glimpse of stocking ♪
489
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,886
♪ Was looked on as
something shocking ♪
490
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,922
♪ But now, God knows ♪
491
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,558
♪ Anything goes ♪
492
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,594
♪ Good authors, too ♪
493
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,962
♪ Who once knew better
words, now only use ♪
494
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:53,600
♪ Four-letter words,
writing prose ♪
495
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,169
♪ Anything goes ♪
496
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,807
♪ The world has gone mad today ♪
497
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,242
♪ And good's bad today
and black's white today ♪
498
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,576
♪ And day's night today ♪
499
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,945
♪ When most guys today ♪
500
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,746
♪ That women prize today ♪
501
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,548
♪ Are silly gigolos... ♪
502
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,651
That's my wife.
503
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,586
How you doing, bud?
504
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:14,987
Ah, I'm fine.
505
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,856
Although it's a little
weird being here,
506
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,858
in the same room with my ex.
507
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,729
Talking about Marisa or Jay?
508
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,498
I don't know.
509
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,435
♪ And though I'm not
a great romancer ♪
510
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,504
♪ I know that you're
bound to answer ♪
511
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,940
♪ When I propose ♪
512
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,741
♪ Anything goes... ♪
513
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:36,943
So, this is Alberta
514
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,077
not making it about herself?
515
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,013
Baby steps.
516
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,078
Sam, you really knocked
their socks off.
517
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,236
Oh, could you sing
it again for us?
518
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,404
Oh, I'd love to, Flower,
519
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,572
but I'm on vocal rest.
520
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,641
We're only halfway
through our season.
521
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,510
Of two performances.
522
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,411
Babe, you were incredible.
523
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,515
Sweetie, would you fetch me
another hot water with lemon?
524
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,016
I need to soothe my instrument.
525
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,585
Alberta, I fear you've
created a monster.
526
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,254
She's insufferable.
527
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,623
I'm so proud.
528
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:31,297
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00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:34,033
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00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,570
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