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["I Got Friends" playing]
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♪ That's right ♪
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♪ I got a little funny doggy
With a little furry collar ♪
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♪ Set your name straight
Right on it, right now ♪
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♪ Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooh ♪
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♪ Woo-hoo!
I know a disco kitten named Minnie ♪
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♪ She'll put a new smile in your necktie
That's right ♪
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♪ Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooh ♪
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♪ I know a little guy
With a limp and a club foot ♪
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♪ That can…
Get you from A to B and… ♪
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♪ Before you can turn the light off ♪
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♪ I know a guy
In a drop-top convertible ♪
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[lift bell pings]
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There you go.
That's been flushed, cut, cured.
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It's ready to smoke, that.
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- How much you got?
- Shitloads of the stuff.
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Unit's full to bursting.
We're harvesting it all now.
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Here y'are. Got you a sample there.
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Do I look like a man who smokes weed?
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I dunno. What does a man
who smokes weed look like?
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You.
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[chuckles]
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Last time I smoked a joint,
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- I was wearing short trousers.
- Yeah?
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Summer, was it? Eh?
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Sunny day? [chuckles]
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- [coughs]
- Yeah?
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Go… Yeah, go easy on it,
though, 'cause it's strong.
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- I've had a...
- I'm fine.
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Smashed out of my head,
d'you know what I mean?
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Sell it.
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- Sell it?
- All of it.
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No, I… I can't sell…
'Cause I'm a local weed dealer.
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I only know a few people.
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I invested.
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Now I need a return.
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[softly] All right.
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[grunts softly]
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- Are you all right?
- [sighs]
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["Money" playing]
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You're just gonna have
to ride it out, man.
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Ten, twenty minutes.
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You need, like, a cold surface.
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And, like, a Crunchie or a…
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♪ The best things in life are free… ♪
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- What you doing this weekend?
- Going to that festival. Chillfest.
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- Amazing, why, who's playing?
- No idea.
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I'm going to get slaughtered
in a field. [giggles]
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- A festival?
- A festival.
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A festival? A festival, yeah.
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- As in?
- As in a festival, you bellends.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Just think about it.
It's the perfect solution.
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We've got a shitload of weed
to get rid of here.
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What's better than a field
literally full of pot-heads?
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- We don't have a field. Or any bands.
- Or any toilets.
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We'll get a field,
we'll get a band and we'll…
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get some toilets.
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I think that's a great idea.
I love getting twatted in a field.
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- What are you doing?
- Well, that's me, raving.
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- Is that how you rave?
- Yeah.
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Jesus, it looks like a fucking seizure.
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Wait. There's an easier way.
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- Yeah? Being?
- B-Budapest.
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- Fucking Budapest? Go on.
- Yeah.
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Massive weed shortage. They can't
get their hands on the stuff.
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- Who's told you that?
- My chiropodist, Kelvin.
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- Fucking mind boggles.
- Fuck me gently.
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I've got it. The bloke with the jowls.
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The fat… The fat face jowls. Remember?
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He's got a lock-up, six doors down
from the weed grow. Welsh lad, yes?
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- [gasps] Yes.
- Got it, yeah.
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We were waiting for you lot one day
and this guy pulls up.
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Personalised reg, gold on every
finger and he says…
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Are you lost? Can I help?
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I mean, he is fucking full of it.
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Right fucking show-off. What's his name?
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- Styles.
- Styles. That's it, because he says…
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Styles by name. Styles by nature.
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- Bellend.
- You're not wrong, yeah.
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Anyway, he's bragging about
his business, tells us he's into…
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Beer festivals. Foodie Fridays.
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Where there's nosh, there's dosh.
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Started out in Eisteddfods, but…
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I outgrew Wales.
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[Tommo] He shows us inside.
We're talking beer tents,
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beer pumps, the works.
Fair do's, it were impressive.
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- Took a real shine to Erin.
- And what's your name?
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Erin.
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[speaks Welsh] Beautiful name.
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Comes from the word Eros, meaning love.
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- Does it?
- You're a lucky man, Tommo.
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You've got a beautiful woman.
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Well, unless, this is…
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No, no, no neither of them, actually.
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Most I've had's a drunken lick.
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[Erin] Er, not with me, you haven't.
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Yeah, I don't remember that.
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To be honest, I don't know
why I said that. I was showing off.
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Oh, well this is perfect, then, innit?
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Let's just rip this knobhead off.
That's half the festival sorted.
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Yeah. He absolutely deserves it.
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Yes, yes. Yes, but, there's er…
one tiny little problem.
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Have a gander. Eagle eyes.
You wanna get this.
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Anyone breaks in, sends a message
straight to your iPhone. Look.
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Nine, nine, nine. Dibble coming running.
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[chuckles] I know.
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There we have it.
We need his phone firmly turned off.
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We need him very… very…
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distracted.
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Nah, you… you are kidding me.
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- No, she's not doing that.
- Dylan, I can speak for myself.
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All right, I'll do it.
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But I'm not doing anything
until we've got a venue.
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A festival? Here?
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- Yeah.
- Fucking Tilly and Tarquin.
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Fucking bank of mum and dad.
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Never done a proper day's work
in their lives.
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With their oversized sunglasses
and their fucking designer wellies!
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[in posh voice] "Oh, let's bring
down the government."
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"Let all the immigrants in."
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"Why can't we all live in peace
and harmony?"
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[normal voice] Because we fucking can't!
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And no amount of flowers
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that you put in your fucking
middle-class, henna'd, fucking hair
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is gonna change that!
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[in posh voice] "Would anybody
like a disco biscuit?"
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[mimics techno music]
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[normal voice] Fuck off!
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["Green Onions" playing]
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Ta-da. Flatbed truck. JCB.
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- You're a legend, man.
- Where've you got these from, you?
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- My mate, Demolition Dave.
- Does he work in demolition?
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Yeah. And his name's Dave.
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Listen, we need to get down there.
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As soon as we get the call from Erin,
it's on, all right?
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Grand, yeah.
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C-Cardi, come here.
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[siren wailing in distance]
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Do you know what you're doing?
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Yeah, circle the block, eyes and ears.
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That's right. What else?
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Oh, er, don't put it in turbo boost.
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Don't put it in turbo boost.
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Cardi, if you see anyone, you call me.
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- Yeah.
- Fucking hell.
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- Erin.
- Hi.
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- [speaks Welsh] Angel.
- Oh!
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- Even more stunning than I remember.
- Aw, Steff.
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You're looking good.
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[scoffs] This old thing? [chuckles]
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So, here we are.
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The owner is a very close
personal friend of mine.
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He'll look after us this evening.
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I know. Come in. Come in. Come inside.
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- Oh, a gentleman.
- [chuckles]
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- [mobile rings]
- Right, this could be her, this.
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- Hello?
- Vin, it's Vanessa.
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Oh! I, I'm in a tunnel, Vanessa.
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I'll have to call you back in a bit.
It's a bad reception, love.
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- Who's that?
- It's me dad's girlfriend.
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Enabler. Whatever you wanna call her.
She'll be after money.
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To wonderful company. [speaks Welsh]
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Cheers? Cheers.
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[chuckles]
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Ooh. Oh, that's like…
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like bathing your tongue
in the juices of a princess.
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Metaphorical.
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Yeah. Of course.
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Now, I'm gonna turn this off.
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I don't know about you, Steff,
but I hate phones being on in restaurants.
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My sentiments exactly.
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I just think it's really important
for us to…
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stay in the zone, you know,
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not be distracted.
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Mine's already off, my dear.
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- Okay. [laughs]
- Cheers.
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- Cheers.
- [chuckles]
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♪ This place ♪
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♪ Is coming like a ghost town ♪
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Right, get going. But whatever you do,
don't hang about. Right. Bye.
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♪ Do you remember the good old days
Before the ghost town?… ♪
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[Vinnie] What the fuck are these three…
Three tanks?
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- [Ash] Why's he got three tanks?
- [Vinnie] Did you mean 6B?
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- This is six. 6B's next door.
- [Tommo] Could be.
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[Vinnie] How the fuck
can you not remember?
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[Tommo] Why the fuck would I remember?
Get that out of me face.
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6. 6B. Just call it 6 and 7.
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- [mobile rings]
- [Vinnie] Shit. Fuck off, Vanessa.
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Right. Oi. Oi!
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Go and get your JCB.
Gonna smash through that wall.
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[JJ] Through that wall?
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- ♪ This town ♪
- ♪ Town… ♪
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Ah, fuck!
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[officer] The hell are you doing?
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Come quick.
There's a m-man with a… [sputters]
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- Machete?
- No, no, a m-m-m…
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- Machine gun?
- No, a m-m-m…
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S-snake!
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- Cardi?
- C-Cops. You have to hurry.
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Where the fuck… Where are they?
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I'm leading 'em away.
I told 'em I'd seen a snake man.
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- What do you mean, a snake man?
- A man with a snake. Hurry up!
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Fucking snake man.
Do you know what I mean?
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What's he doing, him? Oi. oi. Oi!
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- What the fuck are you doing?
- Does it look like I'm fucking stalling?
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Yeah, it looks like
you're having it caj, dude.
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Sparking fags.
What do you think it is? Miami Vice?
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Get the fuck off.
What are you supposed to be?
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Decoration? Come the fuck on.
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Oh! Oh, yes.
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Oh, Erin.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh!
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, please don't be broken.
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[chiming]
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Fuck! Shit.
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Fuck! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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[Cardi] Just here. He was down here.
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- The snake man. He's down there.
- What shall we do him for?
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Anything you like.
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- [siren blares]
- Whoa. Whoa. What you doing that for?
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[siren blares]
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Go on, JJ.
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[reversing alarm beeping]
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Fuck.
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- [Ash] Are you all right?
- Yeah.
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Thank fuck for that.
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Oh, shit.
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All right, boys. [exhales]
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Let's steal some stuff. Ugh!
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- Hey!
- I'm being robbed. Bloody robbed.
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- You're joking.
- No, I'm not.
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- [Erin] No!
- [line ringing]
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Police!
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Look, yes, I'm being robbed.
Right this minute.
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I've seen 'em on CCTV. They're in
my premises and they're robbing me.
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- Shit.
- Steffan.
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Steffan.
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No, not Steve. Steffan. It's Welsh.
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Just hurry the fuck up.
Just grab anything you can.
243
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,480
We should go, we've got enough.
244
00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,720
- Can I have this?
- What do you want that for?
245
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,200
- I really like it.
- Just take it. Fuck.
246
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:06,720
- [mobile rings]
- Fuck off, Vanessa. Jesus Christ.
247
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:09,520
Erin?
248
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,240
He knows. Vin, he knows.
249
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,640
He's calling the police.
250
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,320
All right. All right.
We need to leave right now.
251
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,560
We need to leave. JJ, Come on! Come on!
252
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,080
In the JCB!
253
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,480
Come on. We need to go now, boys.
254
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,760
♪ Is this real or is it just life? ♪
255
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,440
♪ I can't do this forever
I can't do this forever… ♪
256
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:32,080
- [sirens blare]
- Bloody hell! Jesus!
257
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,720
I don't know why you're nicking me
258
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,680
when there's a fucking
snake man on t'loose.
259
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,680
♪ We don't wanna know
The police are coming ♪
260
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,720
[Tommo] Jesus Christ!
261
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,240
It's about as comfy
as a Ryanair flight, this is.
262
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,880
Fucking… Slow down!
263
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,320
Fuck! No, no, no!
264
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,680
Dude, you really want that thing,
don't you?
265
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:56,200
It reminds me of happier times. Fuck… me!
266
00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,720
- Erin. Want a lift?
- Nah, you're all right, ta.
267
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,880
- He's still cut up, you know. Jake.
- Yeah, I know.
268
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,960
- I can't chat, I've got to…
- Erin! Goddess, wait!
269
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,120
Shit! Can you take me home?
270
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,040
Yeah, yeah.
271
00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,240
[tyres screech]
272
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:18,080
Vanessa. Look, whatever it is,
I don't care. I don't give a shit.
273
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:20,520
- It's your dad, Vin.
- I don't care, Vanessa!
274
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,920
For fuck's sake.
275
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,080
Dude, will you slow the fuck down?
276
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,200
[Ash] The pigs won't be far behind!
277
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,320
- Oh, shit! That's not good.
- No. No. No, no, no, no, no.
278
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,720
- Bollocks!
- [car horn blares]
279
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,680
Don't you fucking dare.
280
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,640
Argh!
281
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,280
- Shit! Oh, my God.
- [shop alarm blares]
282
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,280
- Shit.
- Shit.
283
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,160
[Dylan] Right, will you stop gawping, Ash,
put your fucking foot down!
284
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,480
- [mobile phone rings]
- For fuck's sake.
285
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:55,720
What?
286
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,720
It, it's your dad, Vin.
287
00:13:58,800 --> 00:13:59,920
I think he's killed himself.
288
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,240
I told him it were over,
but he wouldn't have it.
289
00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,880
He kept turning up at my house,
making all sorts of threats,
290
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,880
and then tonight he calls me
and tells me he's gonna kill himself.
291
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:12,200
And then he hangs up and I've called
and called but there's no reply.
292
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,280
What if he's… [sobs]
293
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,240
D-Dad?
294
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,520
Dad?
295
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,640
- Dad?
- [whimpers]
296
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:44,120
- It's all right. Come here.
- Oh, Vinnie.
297
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,480
[tearfully] I still love her.
298
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,160
[melancholy violin music]
299
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,240
It's all right. Shh.
300
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:16,520
It's all right. It's all right.
301
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,720
[melancholy violin music continues]
302
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,960
Erin?
303
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,880
- Are you okay?
- Just call the police.
304
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,720
Wh-Wh-What?
305
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,920
Sugar, just call the police.
306
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,400
[coughs]
307
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,320
One wallet.
308
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,840
One boiled egg. Cracked.
309
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,920
One 50%-off voucher
for Pita Pata kebab shop.
310
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,600
One troll.
311
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:20,080
And, erm, three choco bars.
312
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,480
All correct?
313
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:26,120
D-D-Didn't I have a D-Double D-Decker?
314
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,080
No.
315
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,200
Fucking arsehole!
316
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:39,800
See you later.
317
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,160
New car, Vincent? Very retro.
318
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,120
All I could get last minute.
319
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,680
- What are you wearing, man?
- What?
320
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,080
- That get up.
- It's what I wear at home. Yeah.
321
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,880
Not at home now. You're in t'bloody woods.
322
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,640
Well, you said it was an emergency.
323
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,480
It's not so urgent you couldn't put
some pants on is all I'm saying.
324
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,800
- I've got some pants on.
- Have you fuck.
325
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,160
- Is that a rabbit?
- Yeah.
326
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,920
Aw, look at him. Hello.
327
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,240
- He's lovely.
- Never mind the rabbit.
328
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,919
- Have you got boxers on under there?
- Course I've got boxers on.
329
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,599
Well, show me, then.
330
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,640
All right.
331
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,680
- You… Fuck me.
- [laughs]
332
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,520
- Ey, no.
- Ey!
333
00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:22,680
Look at that. Commando in the woods
is how we're meant to live, Vincent.
334
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,960
It's tiny.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
335
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,800
He's in a bad way, Vin.
336
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,520
His liver's dangerously enlarged,
his heartbeat's way up,
337
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,520
his blood pressure's low.
338
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,560
If he keeps drinking, he's…
339
00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,200
Well, he'll be dead in a few days.
340
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,760
Fuck!
341
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,600
Oh, fuck, he's gonna end up killing
himself. He has to drink every day.
342
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,600
It's the only way he can cope.
He's an addict.
343
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,240
Well, rehab clinic?
344
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,640
They're expensive.
How much will that cost?
345
00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,800
There's a pretty good facility
quite near here.
346
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,160
I know the woman who runs it.
347
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,760
Melanie.
348
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,120
Fucking incredible.
349
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,400
- Oh, now, fuck… Now, no…
- What?
350
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,120
- No, man.
- What?
351
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,880
Not cool, you can't just segue
352
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,120
off my dad dying on to Melanie's
incredible fucking blow jobs.
353
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:24,360
- Dinner parties.
- That's not. Now, that…
354
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,080
- Chris. That's not...
- She gives incredible dinner parties.
355
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,600
No one does that.
Who does that at a dinner party?
356
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,080
- Do you want me to call her or not?
- Yes, I fucking do.
357
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,680
He picked me up
outside the Wood Street restaurant,
358
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,880
about half 10:00.
359
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,720
He said he was passing.
360
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,440
I thought it was a bit weird.
361
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,040
Anyway, I got in.
362
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,120
[Carl] Who were you
at the restaurant with?
363
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,200
Er, he's a businessman.
Like, a work thing.
364
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,200
Who?
365
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,360
Which businessman?
366
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,320
[clears throat]
Well, that's irrelevant, innit?
367
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:01,440
Okay, so you got into Aaron's car.
368
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:04,360
And… tell me what happened.
369
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,720
He started to drive and he said…
370
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,560
So, how does it feel to be a free agent?
371
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,920
Or is there someone else on the scene?
372
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,480
No. No one else.
Just didn't work out, me and Jake.
373
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,840
I know he can be a bit uptight. [chuckles]
374
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,240
Or was it the sex?
375
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,640
Please tell me he was terrible in bed.
376
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,840
I didn't wanna talk about Jake.
377
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,320
And I certainly didn't wanna talk
about sex with him,
378
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,280
but he just kept going on, and on.
379
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:39,320
Not in an aggressive way, but,
like, he was sort of enjoying it.
380
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,920
Anyway I had enough and I said…
381
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,920
You know what? I can…
I can walk from here.
382
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,920
Oh, no, no. Don't worry.
I can take you home.
383
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,400
Or we could go for a drink, if you like.
384
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,240
Er, home, please.
385
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,960
It's quite late. Let's go home.
386
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,040
And then he goes quiet.
387
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,240
And he was going faster
and faster and faster…
388
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,400
- [car engine revs]
- Aaron.
389
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,200
Aaron, slow down!
390
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,040
- Aaron.
- One drink, Erin. Just one drink.
391
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,840
- You're gonna kill us. Please!
- Who cares?
392
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,320
Me? I've got a son! Slow down! Now!
393
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,680
- One drink, Erin, and I'll slow down.
- Fuck. Right, one drink! One drink!
394
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,000
Shit!
395
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,880
[tyres screech]
396
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,360
- Kiss me.
- [seatbelt clicks]
397
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,720
Fuck off.
398
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,760
- Come on, one kiss. You'll like it.
- Get off.
399
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,600
- I'm better than Jake.
- Get your hand off me. Get off.
400
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,240
- What is it with you?
- Get off!
401
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,280
- Aaron!
- Screwed goody two shoes.
402
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,680
What's so special about him?
I'm the real deal, Erin.
403
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,360
- I'm better than him, Erin.
- Get off. Get off me now.
404
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,920
[slapping]
405
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
[breathes hard]
406
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,920
[car engine revs]
407
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,160
[car door closes]
408
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,080
[car roaring away]
409
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:08,680
Okay, listen, we'll go
and speak with him straight away.
410
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,200
That's a serious assault.
411
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,520
I just kept thinking about my son.
412
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,560
What would happen to Tyler…
413
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,160
Yeah, I understand.
414
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,480
Would you like us to arrange
a visit from Victim Support?
415
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,040
[voice falters] No.
416
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,760
'Ey. How's your Ronnie doing?
417
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,520
["A Little Bit Of Rain" playing]
418
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:38,440
Is he still in prison? Theft, GBH.
419
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,160
- Lovely lad…
- [music drowns out speech]
420
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:46,880
♪ Trying to remember
All the good times ♪
421
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,400
♪ Long days ♪
422
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,720
♪ Filled with sunshine ♪
423
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:02,080
♪ And just a little bit of rain ♪
424
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,960
♪ Mmm… ♪
425
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,720
Melanie. Russell.
426
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,800
♪ If you should look back ♪
427
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:21,280
♪ Try to forget all the bad times ♪
428
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:28,640
♪ The lonely blue and sad times ♪
429
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,760
[imperceptible]
430
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,000
♪ Just a little bit of rain… ♪
431
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,480
Look, mate, we just need to, er,
432
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,720
take a statement down the station.
433
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,000
Sure, yeah. Glad to help, yeah.
434
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,560
♪ Just a little bit of rain ♪
435
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:20,120
♪ Just a little bit of rain ♪
436
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:26,440
♪ Just a little bit of rain ♪
437
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,680
He never sleeps. [chuckles dryly]
438
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,560
Fuck me. Never gets any rest at all.
439
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,760
He's always puking.
440
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,160
Or pissing himself.
441
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,400
Then he gets frustrated and angry.
442
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,320
[sniffles]
443
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,480
Rants to himself.
444
00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:01,120
Then smashes things up in the house,
like fucking bottles and that.
445
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,200
TV might go over.
446
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:15,040
He never does anything too drastic,
though, like, he never…
447
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,360
It's like even when he's fucking
out of his mind,
448
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,280
there's this small part
of him that thinks…
449
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,640
"I can't put a window through."
You know, summat like that.
450
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:31,200
"Can't put a window through, I'll have
to get a fucking guy to come round."
451
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,720
[Chris chuckles]
452
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,040
"Spend money that I haven't got."
453
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,640
"He's gonna see the state of my house."
454
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,920
I really miss my dad.
455
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,920
[sniffles]
456
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,920
Come here. Come on.
457
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,800
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
458
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,680
- What?
- Sorry.
459
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,800
- Are you all right?
- Ow! Jesus!
460
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,240
Argh!
461
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,000
- You burn your arse?
- Yeah.
462
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,840
- [laughs]
- Ahh.
463
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,520
["Little Boxes" playing]
464
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,200
♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky ♪
465
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,640
♪ Little Boxes, little boxes ♪
466
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,760
♪ Little boxes all the same ♪
467
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,240
♪ There's a green one, then a pink one ♪
468
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,280
♪ And a blue one and a yellow one ♪
469
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,240
♪ And they're all made
Out of ticky-tacky ♪
470
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,040
♪ And they all look just the same ♪
471
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,320
♪ And they all play on the golf course ♪
472
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,320
♪ And drink their martini dry ♪
473
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,800
♪ And they all have pretty children ♪
474
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,280
♪ And the children go to school ♪
475
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:09,840
♪ And the children go to summer camp ♪
476
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,520
♪ And then to the university ♪
477
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,240
♪ And they all get put in boxes ♪
478
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,440
♪ And they all come out the same ♪
479
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,080
- He says you attacked him.
- He's chatting shit.
480
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,480
He says you were drunk, legless,
and you came onto him.
481
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,320
When he rebuffed you, you got aggressive.
482
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,480
What, and you believe him, do you?
483
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,760
Give us the name of the man
in the restaurant.
484
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,880
- For fuck sake, I can't, I can't.
- Why not?
485
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,640
Because I can't.
486
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,120
Without evidence,
it's just your word against Aaron's.
487
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,920
- All right, fine.
- Nice…
488
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,120
middle class boy versus…
489
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,400
you.
490
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,520
Why don't you go
and bum a fucking dog, Carl?
491
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,200
Go on. Go and bum a dog.
492
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,680
Get out. Get out of my house, right now.
493
00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,080
- Go on.
- That's probably everything, then.
494
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,920
♪ Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone ♪
495
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,360
♪ I'm out of my head
Can't take it… ♪
496
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:10,560
Hmm.
497
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,280
♪ Oh, oh, oh… ♪
498
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:14,160
Oh, fucking hell. He's shit, in't he?
499
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,160
- Yeah, I know.
- It's delusional.
500
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,480
- They're a bunch of fat dads.
- But he says if we give him a good slot
501
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,800
he'll pay for the stage,
lights, and a mixing desk.
502
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,000
Fuck it, he's in, then.
Have we got any good bands?
503
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:28,560
A couple of local bands,
glad of the exposure, a few '90s bands.
504
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,160
- Oh?
- And Mark Owen from Take That offered,
505
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,320
but I said we weren't that desperate.
506
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,920
- [laughter]
- Who else?
507
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,240
- Well… only Europe's leading DJ.
- Who's that?
508
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,720
Dead Moose.
509
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,880
- Bloody brilliant, that. Who's made that?
- Erin.
510
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,800
- Where is she?
- I haven't seen her for days.
511
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,120
She's not answering her phone.
512
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,440
How hard can it be?
Drop a few tunes, mix 'em together.
513
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,200
- What's going on here, then?
- What the…
514
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,400
Well, wouldn't you like to know?
515
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,160
Get the fuck out of my house.
516
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,160
I would like to know, because
I see a lot of coming and going
517
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,000
and I know you're up to something.
518
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,600
Oh, well, you know what they say.
519
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,120
Nosey shot the crow.
520
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,320
No one says that.
521
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,440
What? Course they do.
522
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,080
- Have you ever heard that?
- No, never heard that.
523
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,160
Course you have! Fucking…
524
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,520
Nosey shot the crow.
525
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,440
Fucking, you know, don't be…
526
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:25,080
Don't be sticking that, your nose,
where it doesn't belong.
527
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,320
It makes no sense.
If Nosey's sticking his beak in,
528
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,840
why does he shoot the crow?
529
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,800
What's the crow done
and how's that punishment?
530
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,480
- The crow that's come off worse.
- He's got a point, Jim.
531
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,040
That is… It's just a fucking… you know…
532
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,840
a proverb, a fucking…
533
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,120
Softly, softly, catchy monkey.
534
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,880
Yeah, and who the fuck goes
around catching monkeys?
535
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,880
Those little buggers shift fast.
536
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,920
It don't matter how softly you go,
you wanna catch a monkey,
537
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,520
you need a bag of peanuts,
and even then there's no guarantee.
538
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,600
Thank God we sorted it
in the end, though, eh?
539
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,440
Piss off, will you?
540
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,720
I will, but I'll leave you with this.
541
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:05,360
Clause 7C, section 14
of the public events act, 1973.
542
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,840
"Permission must be sought and agreed
543
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,720
"by any neighbour
within a two-mile radius."
544
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,520
And for you, that's me.
545
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:17,880
Have that, Nosey.
546
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,880
Crow's fighting back.
547
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,440
You blonde prick!
548
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,320
Polish arsehole!
549
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,560
- Fuck off!
- [door closes]
550
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,600
That's a problem.
551
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,400
[door locking system buzzes]
552
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,240
Erin. Erin.
553
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,000
Erin, Erin, Erin.
554
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,360
Erin.
555
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,440
What's all this?
556
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,960
- What's all what?
- This. This. This…
557
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,560
Oh, yeah, I get it.
You can you see me aura?
558
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,920
No, but I can see your hippie beads,
and what is that on your neck?
559
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,160
Yeah, check it out, man.
You know what that is?
560
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,120
Buddha, the God of wonder.
561
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,560
- Why have you got it?
- The er… the Ronald Horatio Croft
562
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,680
- that you used to exist…
- Yeah?
563
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,800
[whistles] Born again.
564
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,080
Okay, I've been converted.
565
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,240
- I've seen the light, Erin.
- [scoffs]
566
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,160
- Which means I'm three things.
- What?
567
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,760
I'm peace. I'm love,
568
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,000
and I'm fucking understanding, Erin.
569
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,560
- Well…
- So, it don't matter, that the, the,
570
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,520
like, like, my, my, my cell mate,
you know,
571
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:25,480
who's fucking irritating,
and he is, he is, you know.
572
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,800
He scratches his arsehole just raw.
573
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:31,000
Not even through pants,
with his fingers direct.
574
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,280
He pisses about with all
the liquorice bits in between his toes.
575
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,000
- Fucking hell, it's disgusting.
- It's fucking disgusting, Erin.
576
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,120
But it don't matter
'cause of how I am these days.
577
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:45,200
All right? Nothing can, kind of,
penetrate my inner zen.
578
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:49,240
And all I say is that
that is Jah Rastafari.
579
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,400
- Yeah. I get it, it's a ploy.
- What?
580
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,520
- What's a ploy?
- To get out early. I get it.
581
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,720
- A ploy?
- Yeah.
582
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,640
Wow. Can you believe that?
583
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,880
- Who are you talking to?
- Erin, do you know what?
584
00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:02,520
I've already set my foot.
[mimics explosion]
585
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,920
- Oh, my God.
- On the road to Domestos.
586
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,320
- Oh, Damascus.
- Erin,
587
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,360
- I've genuinely opened up a new leaf.
- Why do you always get it wrong?
588
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,560
It's turned over.
589
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,000
Turned over a new leaf,
whatever, der, der, der, der.
590
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,520
But do you know what I'm a bit like
at the minute?
591
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,720
- What?
- I'm a little bit like a bald John Lennon.
592
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,720
- Right.
- I'm out there, just searching, pow,
593
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,480
searching for me Yoko.
594
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,840
- [laughs]
- Okay?
595
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,720
I'm not saying actually Yoko, you know,
596
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,800
'cause, like,
she was a bit weird, wasn't she?
597
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:32,720
Not in, like, a racist way,
or anything like that, but like…
598
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,480
Like Yoko, but a fit Yoko, blonde,
I don't know.
599
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,560
Jah Rastafari to that, sir.
600
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:43,680
Anyway… How are you? Come on. Come on.
601
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,640
[sighs] Anyway… [clears throat]
602
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,360
Do you remember in school
603
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,320
when I got locked in the bogs
with Mark Carver?
604
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,400
- He tried to feel…
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
605
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,080
I just fucking bat him
straight in the sink.
606
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,480
But, well, the old me,
that was the old me, man.
607
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,240
- That was so aggressive.
- You said,
608
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,600
if anything happened like that again,
I need to tell you.
609
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:04,680
Yeah?
610
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,120
Oh, you fuck…
611
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,200
Do you know what we're gonna have
to do about this?
612
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,800
- What?
- Let's bless their soul.
613
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,560
Join me and gain redemption.
614
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,080
Om…
615
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,360
Ronnie.
616
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,520
- Ronnie?
- Om…
617
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,840
- Ronnie, what are you doing?
- It's like Buddhism.
618
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,400
Ronnie, please stop om-ing. Stop it.
619
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:33,280
Erin, if I don't om, I'll do…
I'll do summat else. Or om with me.
620
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,560
- You are embarrassing me.
- Om…
621
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,560
Stop. Everyone's looking.
People are looking at you now.
622
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,840
- Stop it. You know what, forget it?
- I think you're right to be honest.
623
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,280
- It does get you a little bit.
- People are looking you.
624
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,160
- You don't even care, do you?
- Fuck, the monks do it for ages, man.
625
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,160
They sit at the top
of a mountain saying, "om."
626
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,280
- Fuck's sake.
- But they look cool when they do it.
627
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,040
No, they don't. You certainly don't.
628
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,080
Turn round.
629
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,080
["Sunflower" playing]
630
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,440
Remember? If it squeals, we gag it.
631
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,280
If it fights, we bag it.
632
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,280
[Ash] You been working
on that little rhyme?
633
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,200
No, actually, I just came up with it.
634
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,600
[JJ] Why have you taken
your balaclava off to talk?
635
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,440
I like you to see my face.
636
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,440
Does that not defeat the purpose
of wearing it in the first place?
637
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,240
Let's just get on with it, shall we?
Fucking hell.
638
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,200
[lock clunks]
639
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,960
- [Tommo] Where is the little bastard?
- [Ash] Probably asleep.
640
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,600
[JJ] Interestingly,
641
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,440
they have very similar sleep cycles
to humans, pigs.
642
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,960
You know when you start
a sentence "interestingly,"
643
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,880
it's important to honour that promise.
644
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,720
Shit, Shirley! Fuck.
645
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,120
- [Ash] You said he wasn't home!
- Fucking Jesus Christ.
646
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,760
- What the fuck…
- [JJ] Hang on.
647
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,240
- He's sleep walking.
- [Tommo] Oh, me heart stopped.
648
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,120
Jesus Christ, that's taken years
off me, that has, years.
649
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,480
Who fucking sleepwalks?
Don't shine it on him.
650
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,800
It's very common, actually.
Some people sleep eat, sleep drive.
651
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,200
And in my experience,
even furiously sleep masturbate.
652
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,960
[Shirley coughs]
653
00:34:12,679 --> 00:34:14,800
- Fucking hell.
- [Ash] Come on, lads.
654
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,639
It's not in here, lads. Bernard.
655
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,080
- Oh…
- [JJ] What's this?
656
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,639
[grunting]
657
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,600
[laughter]
658
00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:29,280
- He has it in bed with him?
- Each to their own. You grab it.
659
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,920
- You grab it.
- JJ?
660
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,600
- Go on, grab it.
- Oh, Christ's sake.
661
00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:36,159
Come on, JJ.
662
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,000
Here, piggy, piggy.
663
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,840
Ah!
664
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,480
["Una Zebra A Pois" playing]
665
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:44,320
[singing in Italian]
666
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,560
- [music pauses]
- Fucking hell.
667
00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:59,120
- Ah!
- JJ?
668
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,680
Well, you try fucking holding
a wriggling pig.
669
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,760
- Come on, then.
- [music resumes]
670
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,080
[continues singing in Italian]
671
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,440
- [music ends]
- Here we go!
672
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,400
- [Vinnie] He does talk.
- [Tyler] He doesn't.
673
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,720
He does. Watch him.
[high-pitched] Give me a biscuit.
674
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,240
- That was you.
- No, it was him.
675
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,960
- It was you.
- [laughs]
676
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,680
Can I ask you a question, man to man?
677
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,680
Your mum… I don't know.
678
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,640
She just don't seem herself.
679
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,680
It's ever since the police came.
680
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,560
Hmm? The police?
681
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,480
They came one day.
And Sugar said it was about a bad man.
682
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,880
A bad man.
683
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,760
Do you know who the bad man was?
684
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,000
No.
685
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,280
But mum knows because she had
to tell them all about him.
686
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,520
All right. Give me a love.
687
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,120
- [door opens]
- You go and put your bag upstairs.
688
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,680
- Hi, Aunty Sugar!
- I thought you were having him all day.
689
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,040
I'm sorry. My dad's gone AWOL from rehab.
690
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,640
I have to look for him.
I've got to nick a car and everything.
691
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,640
- I'll come with you.
- You stay here with Tyler.
692
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,520
Tyler can be looked after by Sugar,
it's fine.
693
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,320
[Jim] Oh, here we fucking go.
694
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,720
Where's my pig? Where's Bernard?
695
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,840
- No idea what you're talking about.
- You know that's my pride and joy.
696
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,520
I don't know anything about
your stupid blonde life.
697
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,920
[mobile chimes]
698
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,160
[Ash chuckles]
699
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,280
[laughs]
700
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,400
Funny, is it?
A man's love for a fellow creature?
701
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,480
I hear you sleep with it.
702
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,520
Not with it. Same room.
703
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,400
- [laughs]
- I'm not bumming it.
704
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,240
Oh. Under the covers, I heard.
705
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,000
- So, you did fucking steal it.
- Oh, not me!
706
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:09,080
Tucked up in bed, me, alone. [laughs]
707
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,760
[laughter]
708
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,280
Oh! Fine! Have your fucking festival.
709
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,080
And I hope it fucking rains.
710
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,920
And I hope your land gets ruined
and you can't grow any more crops.
711
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,960
And you go bankrupt,
712
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,360
and die poor and fucking lonely!
713
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,520
- Bring back Bernard!
- Oi, Paslowski!
714
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,720
Your pig's a cunt.
715
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,560
Your pig's a cunt!
716
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,640
Fucking…
717
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,240
Tyler said the police have been round.
718
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,080
Yeah, they have.
719
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:48,160
- So, are you gonna tell me why?
- No.
720
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,480
- Why not?
- Because.
721
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,760
Erin, if someone's hurt you,
I swear to God...
722
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,920
Vinnie, just look for your dad.
723
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:04,960
- [honks horn]
- Bitch!
724
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,800
- Oh, shit.
- What?
725
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,120
Get out the car.
726
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,280
You're no goddess.
727
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,600
You're nothing but a common fucking thief!
728
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,280
Oi! What you…
729
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,680
Bastard! You're lucky you've run.
730
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,320
Pound shop Eminem!
731
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,320
Erin. Oi. Erin.
732
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,400
Oi. Stop it.
733
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,760
What's going on?
734
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,880
Listen to me. You're gonna have
to tell me what's going on.
735
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,160
We'll stand here till you do.
I know summat's happened.
736
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,160
I can't tell you, Vinnie.
737
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,880
Erin, please.
738
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:40,320
What's happened?
739
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,000
[sighs] Fuck.
740
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:46,560
Someone hurt me. Okay?
741
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,640
Who was it?
742
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,720
Erin, you have to tell me.
743
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,640
It was Aaron. It was Jake's…
It was Jake's brother.
744
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,560
He attacked me in his car.
745
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,520
He tried to kiss me and… [sighs]
746
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:04,240
Then tried to run me over, left me
in the dirt at the side of the road.
747
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,320
I was scared, Vin.
748
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,240
Honestly, I thought something
terrible was gonna happen.
749
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:11,760
It's all right. I'll deal with it.
750
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,520
- No, I don't want you… No, honestly…
- Hey, listen, to me.
751
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,880
You're my friend.
752
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,080
And you're the mother of me child,
I'm gonna deal with it.
753
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,160
- No, Vin, please. No…
- Come here.
754
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:26,400
- Sweetheart, it's all right.
- Vinnie, I'm fine, honestly.
755
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,640
You go home now. Go and be with Tyler.
756
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,640
Vin, don't.
757
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,760
Vinnie?
758
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,560
["Burn The Witch" playing]
759
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:43,720
♪ Avoid all eye contact ♪
760
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:50,840
♪ Do not react ♪
761
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:58,240
♪ This is a low-flying panic attack ♪
762
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,200
Oh, shit.
763
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,680
♪ Of sixpence that goes ♪
764
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:09,680
♪ Burn the witch ♪
765
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:19,520
♪ Burn the witch ♪
766
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,680
[imperceptible]
767
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:28,720
♪ We know where you live ♪
768
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:39,160
♪ We know where you live… ♪
769
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,400
[train's horn blares]
770
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,720
[imperceptible]
771
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,920
[train's horn blares]
772
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,920
[train's horn blares]
773
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,440
[chokes]
774
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,320
[wind whistles]
775
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,600
["Is This Man Bothering You?" playing]
776
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:39,240
♪ Check the latest updates ♪
777
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,880
♪ Sing me all your news ♪
778
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:49,280
♪ Come around five times a day ♪
779
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:53,040
♪ You felt it so it's true ♪
780
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,280
♪ Is this man ♪
781
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:01,120
♪ Bothering you? ♪
782
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,360
["Rocks" playing]
783
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,080
Here we go!
784
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,120
Are you guys ready to rock?
785
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,800
♪ Dealers keep dealing
Thieves keep thieving ♪
786
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:17,080
♪ Bitches keep on bitching
Ain't no use in praying ♪
787
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,960
♪ That's the way it's staying, baby… ♪
788
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,360
- Dylan?
- Yeah?
789
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,200
- Can I have a word with you?
- Okay.
790
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,960
- It's important. I just need to…
- What?
791
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,800
- Just go in.
- No, Erin, it absolutely stinks in here.
792
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,080
I'm sorry.
793
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,880
For everything. I'm erm…
794
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,040
I'm sorry I lied about the baby.
795
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:43,000
I'm sorry I lied to you about Vinnie.
796
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,720
I fucked up, Dylan.
797
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,240
And I know you've moved on
and that's great
798
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,320
because Sara seems really lovely.
799
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,000
I hate that.
800
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,680
Erm…
801
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,880
Anyway, I just wanted to say
that I am really, really sorry.
802
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,520
And if I could turn back the clock,
I will.
803
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,440
["Behave" playing]
804
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,560
♪ I don't have a clue how to behave ♪
805
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,680
♪ When I'm around you ♪
806
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,600
♪ When I'm around you ♪
807
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,120
♪ When I'm around you ♪
808
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,560
♪ When I'm around… ♪
809
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,600
Hiya, Vinnie.
810
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,880
Oh, hiya, love. Are you all right?
811
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,440
- Yeah, have you seen Dylan?
- Eh? Er…
812
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,280
Nah. Healing fields probably.
813
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,000
Yeah. Here, do you want that?
814
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,920
- Yeah.
- Yeah? I'll come with you.
815
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:48,200
[JJ] Is he proposing?
816
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,040
How do you fancy giving them two
love birds the best present ever?
817
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,240
- Let's go and get married.
- Your cousin's wedding.
818
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,960
This one isn't just for money,
it's for love.
819
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,040
Dylan?
820
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,920
What am I supposed to do with that?
821
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,120
They found his body.
They've linked him to me.
822
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,120
- Hey! Hey!
- What the fuck have you told Sara?
823
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:10,480
- Grab this and I will get the elephant.
- What the fuck!
824
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:14,200
["I Got So Much Trouble In My Mind"
playing]
825
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,160
♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪
826
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,560
♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪
827
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,480
♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪
828
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,840
♪ Give me the strength to carry on ♪
829
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,920
♪ Give me the strength to carry on ♪
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