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[Carl] You must've known you were
destined to end up here, right?
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Me?
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I always knew this day would come.
But I must admit,
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I didn't think it would be
on the scale of this.
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I didn't think you had it in you.
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[exhales sharply]
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Looking at you now, I take no pleasure
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in seeing you this vulnerable.
I really don't.
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I want to be a friend to you.
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And you're going to need a friend like me.
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But for me to be your friend,
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I'm going to need something in return.
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This is Detective Carl Slater
of Hawley CID.
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Interview with Erin Croft
at 10.05 a.m. on 11th November.
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["Money (That's What I Want)" playing]
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♪ The best things in life are free ♪
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♪ But you can give them
To the birds and bees… ♪
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[sighs]
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- You all right?
- [Vinnie] Yeah, we're doing good.
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We're having a good time, aren't we?
Are you having a good time?
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Oh, I'm having such a laugh.
Sugar and Carol are on form tonight.
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- [chuckles]
- Is Tyler still up?
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Yeah, yeah. We're outside the shack,
having a bit of a fire, aren't we?
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Put him on the phone,
Let me say good night to him.
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- [Vinnie] Here.
- Hiya, Mum.
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Is everything okay? Is Vin…
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Is your dad looking after you all right?
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Yeah, fine.
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Well, I just wanted to say night-night,
I love you.
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Love you, too.
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- All right, darling, night. Love you.
- [Vinnie] Have a good time now.
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Just enjoy yourself.
You don't have to rush back.
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Planning a party or something?
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No, no, we're having an early night
tonight, aren't we?
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Just take your time, enjoy yourself.
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- All right, then. Bye-bye.
- Bye, love.
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[Jim chuckling]
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- Where are we going, then?
- Glad you asked. It's a surprise.
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My dad took me when I was little.
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And his dad took him when he was little.
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- We are going...
- Sheep rustling!
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- God, dude! I was going to say that bit!
- Well, go on then.
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Sheep rust… Sheep rustl…
You've said it now.
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- It's bloody ruined.
- Sheep wrestling?
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Not wrestling sheep, rustling.
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It's like when you round up sheep,
like what cowboys do,
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but with sheep, not cows.
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- So we're not cowboys, then?
- No, cowboys are useless, they're lame.
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We're sheepboys, bredren.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Sheepboys!
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[all yelling joyfully]
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[Erin] We need some food.
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[Carol] I'm starving
I've had about 12 vodkas. Come on.
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- [mobile ringing]
- Hello?
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[man] Good evening, Miss Croft,
this is Tuma
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- calling from your alarm company.
- Who?
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- Tuma.
- Wrong person, I haven't got an alarm.
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Oh, hang on.
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I had it all.
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Fucking Stringfellow level of success.
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Top of the world. [sniffs]
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Then she came along. She swooped down,
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with her nasty acrylic talons
and she dug 'em in.
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She dug 'em into this empire
which I raised from the dirt,
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and she fucking tore the arse
right out of my heart.
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- Oh, dear.
- Oh, shock, he's here again.
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- Ah, Miss Croft.
- Yeah. What's he… what are you doing here?
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- It's my fucking club.
- No, it's not.
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It seems, although the emergency
contact details
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have been updated with your number,
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Mr Tom is still on the system, too.
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All right, what's the score?
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As you can see, the safe…
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is no longer here.
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Holy fucking shit!
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Fuck! Shit! Shit!
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Fuck! Fuck!
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- This is you, isn't it? This is you!
- I've been in the pub all night.
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Why would I steal the safe
from me own club?
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'Cause it's not your club any more, is it?
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And you're a spiteful,
vindictive little shit!
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Perhaps we should call the police.
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No. No police.
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The interesting thing
is that whoever came in…
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had keys.
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Weren't fucking me!
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This guy is clearly
the brains of the operation.
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He's wearing the quality tights,
obviously a high denier,
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anything below a 40 denier
and you're risking being recognised.
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I'd say these are an 80, maybe 100.
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However, his friend isn't as clever,
in fact I'd go as far as to say
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he has a brain deficiency,
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because he's chosen to wear
fishnet stockings over his head.
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[Erin] Fucking hell.
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- [Tommo] Ronnie.
- On the telly?
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Ronnie? Your Ronnie?
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I told you it weren't me.
Told you. It's your fucking Ronnie.
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- Do you know this person?
- That there is her brother.
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["Love" playing]
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Oh, dear.
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Ronnie! Ronnie!
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Erin.
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I can see the curtains twitching,
you stupid twat!
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Get down here now
and open the fucking door!
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[Carol] Here we are. Oh, fuck!
I've landed on me head.
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- Ronnie?
- Fuck!
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Get the fuck up! You shitbag.
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You went above my dick.
Right up. Don't do that, okay?
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- It wasn't me. I was set up.
- What wasn't you, Ronnie?
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- Ah, fuck. Good work, Columbo.
- Where's the fucking safe?
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I'm sorry, Erin, it's just, erm…
I was forced into it.
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He said, you do it,
otherwise I'll hurt your sister.
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I said no! I said, no,
I don't want to do that!
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But he forced me… [fake crying]
And I said, I just want to be good.
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And do things that's legal.
And all I said was…
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- Ronnie! Who?
- Oh!
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- Fuck!
- Who… are you talking about?
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- It's Keithy, okay?
- Who?
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Keithy McBride. The Special K. Big Mac.
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McDaddy. Mac and cheese. No?
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We were cellmates in Grantham
for bar time.
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The next thing you know,
we started overtaking the joint.
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Special K and the Ronnie C
going live and loud.
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And large. Just running every little gaff,
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every little set-up, every little scam,
every little scheme.
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We were like, let's get out there.
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We became partners… I'm fucking tell you,
Erin, he is good at stuff.
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I want the safe.
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Okay. All right. I get it.
I'll get it for ya.
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- I'm being serious.
- I promise I'll get it for yer,
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it's just gonna have to be in the morning.
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It's just, time-wise, getting over there...
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No. No. Not tomorrow. Now!
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- Where the fuck do we find him?
- He's like a fucking master criminal.
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He just… he just moves like that,
like a ghoul.
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Like a fucking spectre.
And the next thing you know, he does a job
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and like a fucking puff of smoke, mate,
he is just gone.
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He's right into the fucking clouds
or something like that.
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Then it starts raining you're like,
is that fucking Keithy? Argh!
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Where the fuck do I find him? Tell me.
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All right, Erin, I'll tell yer.
I'll tell yer.
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[Erin] Mr McBride? Mr Keith McBride?
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It's Hawley Police here, sir.
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I'm afraid a vehicle has collided
with yours on Mayfield Street.
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We have an officer down there
at the moment. Yeah.
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- Keithy?
- Who's asking?
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- Where's the fucking cops?
- My name is Erin,
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I'm Ronnie Croft's sister.
The safe that you stole belonged to me.
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Eh? I don't know
what you're fucking talking about.
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That wasn't my fucking money!
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- Right? So…
- Right.
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What's your problem, then?
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The guy that money belongs to
is called Terence McCann.
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He's my fucking problem.
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Get it down!
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If I tell him what's gone on, he will be
your fucking problem as well, right?
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And despite our Ronnie
being a fucking half-wit,
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I don't want to see him get hurt,
all right?
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Right.
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Fuck your Ronnie, fuck Terence McCann
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and fuck you, too. [laughs]
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[engine starts]
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- [bins clatter]
- [women exclaim]
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[Carol] That's just fucked driving.
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I'm getting it back. Right?
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- [screaming]
- [grunting]
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- You fucking prick!
- Oh my God! Get in the car!
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[all shouting indistinctly]
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- Come here!
- [Carol] Oh, fuck off.
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[women screaming]
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You're smashing your own car up,
you fucking lunatic.
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[grunts]
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[screaming] Get him.
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- [spray hisses]
- [screaming]
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Carol! What the fuck's that?
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Get in the fucking car.
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Oh, my God. What the fuck?
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- [tyres screech]
- [Sugar gasping]
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Jesus Christ, he is a fucking loon,
that one.
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And what the fuck is going on, like?
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What are you doing mixed up
with Terence McCann's money?
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I'm laundering it for him, all right?
Through the club.
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You can't tell a soul, Carol, okay?
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You're off your fucking head
getting involved with him.
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I didn't have a choice, did I?
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No one can know, right?
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- How much did he get away with?
- Thirty grand was McCann's,
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and there was a stack of cash
that belonged to Vinnie's from the cars.
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Oh, shit. How's Vinnie not going
to find out about this, like?
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And what's McCann gonna do
when he hears his 30 grand is missing?
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He's not gonna find out.
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'Cause I'm getting it the fuck back.
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[tyres screech]
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Wait a minute.
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[vomits]
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We haven't got time for this.
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It's all right, to be honest.
I feel better now, actually.
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Okay. Let's go get him.
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Am I right? Am I fucking right?
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- Come on, let's go get him.
- [Sugar] Come on!
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[all yell]
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[tyres screech]
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[gasps]
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Oh, fuck!
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["No Regrets" playing]
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♪ I've no regrets ♪
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♪ No regrets, no regrets
I'm living the life… ♪
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, God.
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Oh, Jesus!
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- Oh, fuck!
- [vomits]
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- Erin!
- Shit!
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- [thud]
- Oh!
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Please, please tell me I didn't…
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Yeah… you just ran over his fucking head.
He's under the car.
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- Oh, my God, he's right under your seat!
- Oh, God!
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He's proper stuck under there, like.
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- Is he alive?
- Fuck knows.
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You'll have to pull forward or back
till we get him out.
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- What?
- Let's phone an ambulance.
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No, no time for that,
we just got to get him out of there fast.
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Oh shit, oh shit!
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- Erin.
- Okay, I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
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- [whimpering]
- That's it, that's it, you're doing great.
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Yes! I can see his head!
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That's it. We can see the head.
We can see the head. That's it.
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That's it. That's it.
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[panting]
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Er, can I get an ambulance, please?
There's been an accident.
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- What are you doing?
- What the fuck are you doing?
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We're after fucking knocking him down.
He's dead as a fucking doornail.
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- Give me that fucking phone.
- Oh, Jesus.
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This can't be happening.
This can't be happening.
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Are you sure he's not asleep?
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Yeah. Just because he's got no pulse,
doesn't mean he's dead.
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Sugar, I was a nurse.
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A nurse in a porno, Carol, for 20 minutes.
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Not exactly qualified, are yer?
239
00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,880
No, look, there's no pulse,
no breathing, no nothing.
240
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,200
Tyre tracks across the face.
He's fucking toast.
241
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,080
Now, listen,
242
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:24,280
I don't want to say too much, right,
243
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:27,280
but I might have been in a situation
very similar to this one
244
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,880
a while back in Rhyl. Okay?
245
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:34,280
Jesus Christ. Let's just phone the police
and let's just tell them what happened.
246
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,880
No. No. No. No. No police. No.
247
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,440
You've got a little boy to think of.
248
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,440
That's precisely
who I am thinking about, Carol.
249
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,600
We'll just tell them it was just
an unfortunate,
250
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,560
- freak accident.
- Yes.
251
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:47,320
Freak accident? What? That he accidentally
ran over his own fucking head, twice?
252
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,400
Girls! Think!
253
00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,000
We've got to make this problem disappear,
254
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,200
just like that thing in Rhyl
that never happened.
255
00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:57,440
Jesus Christ, what the fuck
am I even doing?
256
00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:00,640
I didn't even want to come out tonight.
My fucking life is ruined
257
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,680
in the space of five fucking minutes.
258
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,760
Okay. All right.
259
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:12,320
No one knows we were ever here, yeah?
260
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,200
And this prick spent
the majority of his life
261
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:19,720
robbing people and disappearing.
So no one's gonna bat an eyelid
262
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,760
if he disappears again.
263
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:25,480
- What are you saying, Erin?
- Ah, right.
264
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:29,680
I think what she's saying is,
we take nobbo here
265
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:33,760
off for a farewell lap
in his own car up into the moors,
266
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:36,880
bury him and we never speak of this again.
267
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:40,240
But we need to act now
and everyone needs to be on board, yeah?
268
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,560
- Okay.
- No bother, c'mon. Let's do it.
269
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:44,760
- Come on.
- Let's go.
270
00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,120
- Okay.
- You get his hands.
271
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,280
Whay! Someone's had a good night!
272
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,560
I mean, the smell! Piss and shit.
273
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:56,520
[sheep bleating]
274
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:59,560
[Jim] You've got to remember
that sheep are like people.
275
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,560
A bit thick. If one of them does summat,
276
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:06,320
- all the others do the same.
- [Tyler] So it's like a game of tig?
277
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:11,240
- And the sheep like it?
- Yeah. Oh, yeah, they fucking love it!
278
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,520
Remember playing here when we were kids?
279
00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:18,080
I miss it, man.
280
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,840
We've grown up now. Got busy.
281
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:24,080
[mobile ringing]
282
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,480
- Fuck.
- Is that Sam?
283
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,080
What are you doing?
284
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,320
Dude, she's incredible!
285
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,200
I tell you what,
you are going to wreck that
286
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,040
and then you are going to fucking
come moaning to me.
287
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,520
Fuck. I'm terrified,
to be honest with you.
288
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,640
Dude, she's nice. She's smart.
289
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,000
She's funny. The only thing wrong with Sam
290
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:56,600
is that she's got an unhealthy attraction
to pikey-looking fuckers like you.
291
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,040
[laughs]
292
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,160
Dude, you're waiting for a bus
that is just never going to turn up.
293
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,800
Whereas Sam likes you.
And if you keep dragging your heels,
294
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,760
- you're going to fuck everything up.
- It's not her that terrifies me,
295
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,880
it's the relationship bit, y'know?
I'll tell yer,
296
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,560
she's only gonna end up working out why
297
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,040
no one should ever be with me
in a relationship.
298
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,080
She'll end up fucking off
like the rest of them.
299
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,600
So you're gonna pre-empt that
300
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,480
by just never going out with her
in the first place. Is that it?
301
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,040
- Yes.
- Oh, I mean…
302
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,520
Do you know what, in fairness, sounds like
303
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,760
a pretty sound approach
to finding happiness, so fair play.
304
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,760
- What are you two sheepboys doing?
- Just cotching.
305
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,080
Argh! Shit! Shit!
306
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,400
- Oi!
- Shit! Shit!
307
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,280
- Fucking language! What's going on?
- Shit!
308
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,800
- What?
- I fucking fell in shit!
309
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,520
[laughs]
310
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,960
It's what God does to dickheads. Come on.
311
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:58,080
Get down that end of t'field,
they've all bogged off. Come on.
312
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,440
[boot thudding]
313
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:07,680
- I can't get it shut!
- It's his hand! It's poking out.
314
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,800
- No, the fucker's too big.
- Carol, stop, stop, stop, stop.
315
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,560
- He's not gonna fit, is he?
- Shit!
316
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,720
What the fuck are we gonna do, like?
317
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,080
[sighs] This is creepy as fuck.
318
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,280
Not too slow, Erin.
We don't want to be conspicuously slow.
319
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:40,160
All the windows are smashed in, Carol.
I don't think speed's the issue.
320
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,560
- Whoa, watch out!
- [screaming]
321
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,600
[man yells indistinctly]
322
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,200
["Let's All Chant" playing]
323
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,200
[screaming, laughing]
324
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:52,040
Get him off! Get him off!
325
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,720
- [Carol] He likes you, doesn't he?
- Why didn't you put a seatbelt on him?
326
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,280
What would I do that for?
He's fucking dead.
327
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,920
[Carol] That's perfect, Erin.
There's hundreds of cars down there.
328
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,880
They'll never find him. Jesus,
he's an awful fucking prick, anyway.
329
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:17,079
- He got what was coming to him.
- [Sugar] Shut. Up. Carol.
330
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,800
[Carol] I'm only trying to help.
331
00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:24,640
Right, then.
332
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,760
Let's do it. [clears throat]
333
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:35,240
- You get his legs.
- [Carol] Jesus.
334
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,440
He is a big one. Fucking huge.
335
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,480
[strains] Come on, you big fucker!
336
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,080
[Sugar] We need to get him
so it looks like he's been driving.
337
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,160
Shut up, Sugar!
338
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,240
You're not fucking helping!
Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!
339
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:52,520
Yeah, you just stand there, Sugar,
for fuck's sake.
340
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,480
["What Is Love?" playing]
341
00:17:55,560 --> 00:18:00,120
- [Erin] So much for being discreet, Carol.
- [Sugar] For fuck's sake…
342
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,280
[Carol] Get off, you! Oh, there we go.
[grunting]
343
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,720
No, no, no, hang on.
344
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,840
- What's he caught on?
- Ah, it's this stick.
345
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,960
- Whoa.
- Oh, shit! Shit!
346
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,960
Aw, fucking dog shit!
347
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,760
- Fucking shit.
- Ah well, that's him off so.
348
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,640
[splash]
349
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,960
- Oh!
- Wha'?
350
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,400
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
351
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,320
Oh. That's meant to be a bottomless lake.
352
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,400
["Song For Winners" playing]
353
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,840
Get out.
354
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,920
[cheering]
355
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
- We did it! We won!
- Yay!
356
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,680
Jim, dude, your pants stink of shite!
357
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:03,160
- Just throw them out the window!
- A few years left in them yet.
358
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,320
- Leave them.
- What was the point in taking them off
359
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,480
and then just leaving them in here?
360
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,520
Where are we taking the sheep now?
361
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,240
- Where do you think we're taking 'em?
- On holiday?
362
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,000
Blackpool?
363
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,480
- Have you ever had a doner kebab?
- Hey, Jim.
364
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,400
- All right, let me handle this.
- Gentle.
365
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,360
Right, you know what an abattoir is?
366
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,360
That's worse, you dickhead!
What are you doing?
367
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,760
Well, where are we going, then?
368
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,800
I thought they just wanted to have
a ride in the lorry. Like us.
369
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:37,560
- They do.
- They do. They do.
370
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:41,840
They do. No. He's right.
They do. Yeah, they do.
371
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:46,000
Every now and again, we just,
we drive up to the fields, y'know.
372
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:49,880
Game of tig. Bit of hide and seek.
Take their minds of being sheep for a bit.
373
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:53,960
And then we just… After that, we just…
374
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,520
And then what?
375
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,520
Take them home and put them in bed.
376
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:04,680
- So am I…
- Just turn it round.
377
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,600
We should take them down Steep Lane.
378
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,920
That's like going down a rollercoaster.
379
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:12,240
We should take them down Steep Lane.
That is the sickest of ideas!
380
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,440
[Jim] Wait till you see it
with the lights out.
381
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,720
[all scream]
382
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,120
Jesus Jim, put the lights back on!
383
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,440
[yells]
384
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,240
[Sugar] That were close.
385
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,320
[Carol] Let's move the fucker.
386
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,520
- Sugar, slow it down.
- What do you mean?
387
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,920
What do you mean, slow it fucking down?
388
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,720
- [Carol] Did he see us?
- [Erin] Fucking hell.
389
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,200
Urgh! This is insane!
390
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:04,160
What are we gonna do,
wheel him around till we get caught?
391
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,320
It was your idea to put him
in a wheelie bin.
392
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,880
Yes, I know, but what are we doing
now with him?
393
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,040
Why don't we just fucking, like,
394
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,960
- Just cremate him there in the bin?
- [lighter clicking]
395
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,000
With that, yeah?
396
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:19,320
I know, or just fucking, like,
bury him like?
397
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,920
I mean, no one ever goes in there,
I bet yer.
398
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,200
In there, like.
Bet you no one ever goes in there.
399
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,200
Soft ground. Like Rhyl. Come on.
400
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,320
I've just done my nails!
401
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,640
C'mon. We're running out of options here,
402
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,280
it'll be light before we know it.
403
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,200
Back up there. Come on.
Back her in. Back her in.
404
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,520
That's it. Straight up.
Straighten her up. Straight up.
405
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,160
[indistinct muttering]
406
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,520
- [all exclaim]
- Oh, fucking hell.
407
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,160
There's a car. Just get him out.
408
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,000
- [Carol] Fucking hell.
- [Erin] Get him out.
409
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,760
[Erin whispers] What are
the fucking chances?
410
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,120
Dirty fucker's doing a pish.
411
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,240
- What?
- He's doing a… Straining the spuds.
412
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,080
Jesus Christ…
413
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,880
["Right Now" playing]
414
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,840
[Carol] For fuck sake, I can't do it.
415
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,800
- Huh?
- Oh, yeah, no, yeah.
416
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,560
That's it. In here. Pull fast! Pull!
417
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,000
- That's it. Fucking hell.
- [grunting]
418
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,680
- [Carol] Careful, like.
- [straining]
419
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:58,360
♪ You can feel it coast to coast ♪
420
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,880
- ♪ Right now ♪
- ♪ Right now… ♪
421
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,960
[all muttering]
422
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,800
[panting]
423
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,720
- My fucking wedding ring!
- What?
424
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,520
My wedding ring. I'm after losing it.
It's buried in there with him.
425
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:19,240
Oh, fuck. Ah, fuck!
426
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,880
Oh, Jesus Christ. Come on.
427
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,400
Right.
428
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,720
Oh, fuck.
429
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,840
- Fucking watch out.
- Argh!
430
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,320
Fucking stupid place
to put a fucking sign, anyway.
431
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,880
Let's just go home and pretend
tonight never happened.
432
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,840
Get on with our lives.
433
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,640
- Vin.
- Mmm-hmm?
434
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,080
I've got something I need to tell you.
435
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:44,280
What do you mean, "dead"? What do
you mean, "dead"? Properly dead?
436
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,840
Yes. Shush!
437
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,080
- Who's dead?
- No one. Never you mind.
438
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,640
I am beginning to wish
I hadn't told you about any of this.
439
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:54,400
Same. But it doesn't make any sense.
I'm the dickhead. I'm the idiot,
440
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,160
you're supposed to be the sensible one
and I'm the bloody idiot.
441
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,200
What about the gang's money?
Was that in the…
442
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,920
- I am working on it.
- It's gone!
443
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Shush!
444
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,600
- Morning.
- Morning.
445
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,920
- Morning.
- Morning.
446
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,360
- It's the morning time.
- So you told him, then?
447
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,960
Sugar, I'm sorry. I lay awake
all night, it was in my head.
448
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,800
I can't fucking believe this!
449
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,880
[door thuds]
450
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,480
- Thomas?
- Vincent.
451
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,600
- Can I help you?
- Yeah, you can help me actually, Erin.
452
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:34,360
By stopping leaving snide little notes
for me around my club.
453
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,520
How about that?
454
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,800
Well, you are not my priority right now.
455
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,720
First of all, it's not your club, Tommo.
And they are not snide little notes.
456
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,880
They are chores for you
to do around the place.
457
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,400
I know you like to think of yourself
as some little emperor
458
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,360
lording it around, giving it the big 'un,
459
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,920
but it doesn't wash with me, Tommo.
Either do it or you can fuck off.
460
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,840
How's about this, then?
I'm not fucking doing it!
461
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,520
I don't give a shit either way,
Tom, right?
462
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,080
Either you do it or you won't.
And if you won't, I'll fire you
463
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:05,040
and I'll get someone else to do it.
Either way,
464
00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,320
someone is picking
the chewing gum and the pubes
465
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,320
out of them urinals, right?
466
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:16,160
Fine. I'll do it.
467
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,680
But not because you want me to,
'cause I want to do it.
468
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,440
Ha! Who's won that one, then? Me.
469
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,240
You guys are not going to believe
what happened to me last night.
470
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,880
- Oh, my God, you gotta check this out.
- Fuck sake, what?
471
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,360
Hello and welcome to another
episode of "Fishing with JJ."
472
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,200
Tonight we're on the hunt for perch
and I'm going to be talking
473
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,320
- about hair-rigging your worms.
- Who cares about worms and fish?
474
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,800
Let me spin it forward, it's worth it.
I promise.
475
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,520
- What lake is that?
- Demdike Quarry.
476
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,520
- Who cares what fucking lake it is?
- Here you go.
477
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:51,000
You know you want it.
Oi! Stop teasing, man, come on.
478
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,800
- What's wrong with yer?
- Come get a nibble. Don't be shy.
479
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,120
[splash]
480
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,600
- Holy fuck!
- Flipping hell! Did you guys see that?
481
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:02,000
A flipping car just fell out
the bastard sky, bruv!
482
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,160
Police are down there now.
They've got fucking divers and everything.
483
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,120
But get this.
There's absolutely no trace of the driver.
484
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,920
- [mobile rings]
- Fuck sake…
485
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,520
Ash? Yes, mate, did you watch it?
486
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,680
It's gonna go fucking viral, innit?
I'm round at Sugar's. Come over.
487
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,280
Have you heard?
488
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,280
The word's out all over town.
Police are at the quarry.
489
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,200
Keithy McBride is
on the missing persons list.
490
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,480
Oh, fuck me, no.
491
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,200
I feel sick. I can't believe
we were that stupid!
492
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,000
Carol, you were the one
saying it was a good idea!
493
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,680
- [knocking]
- This is a ladies-only conversation.
494
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,240
[Vinnie] The fuck it is! Let me in.
What you gonna do,
495
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,680
bury me in a shallow grave
in the fucking woods, dickheads?
496
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,280
Erin, I can't believe you told him that.
497
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,480
Listen to me.
You gave me such a bollocking
498
00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,600
for bringing Cardi home with his arse out
and you've killed a man!
499
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,160
Erin, you were meant to keep that quiet,
like that thing that happened in Rhyl.
500
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,640
- What happened in Rhyl?
- Nothing.
501
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,800
- Exactly.
- Right. Fuck me, this is getting serious.
502
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,160
- Who else knows about it?
- [all] No one.
503
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,400
Good.
504
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,600
I had to offload it to someone.
The burden was too strong.
505
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,680
- Cardi?
- Aye
506
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:07,840
- What?
- Fucking hell.
507
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,880
- Carol…
- Did anyone see you?
508
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,040
- No.
- No one. No one.
509
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,160
Thank fuck.
510
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,280
Except… Except for that hen party
that walked past.
511
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,560
A group… of people.
512
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,360
And the police officer when we were
wheeling him down the hill.
513
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,600
What do you mean…
What do you mean a policeman saw you?
514
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,080
- He waved at us.
- He fucking waved at you?
515
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,560
- What, he saw you with the body?
- No, no, the body was in a… a bin.
516
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,800
- Why was he in a fucking wheelie bin?
- It was easier to manoeuvre.
517
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,200
Of course. What did you do with his stuff?
518
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,720
The things he had on him.
His wallet. His phone.
519
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,240
His keys? Anything that might…
Honest to fucking God.
520
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,160
There is a body now in a shallow grave
521
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,440
and he has got his fucking phone on him?
522
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:50,400
What if a fucking dog walker hears it
and answers the fucking thing?
523
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,720
Oh, the fucking documentaries,
the murder documentaries are sick.
524
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,120
They fucking track your phones
and that, how they find…
525
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,120
That's how they find… criminals.
526
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,920
Sounds really bad
when you say it like that.
527
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,056
- Really bad.
- Frightening.
528
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,680
The police could be
banging on that fucking door any second.
529
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,520
- [knock at door]
- [all shriek]
530
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,960
Can someone take me to school now?
531
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,480
Abso-shagging-lutely.
Get down them stairs.
532
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,840
A fucking dead body.
533
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,600
What the bloody hell is he talking to me
about a dead body for?
534
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,720
Tell me he's gone insane.
Guys, what is going on?
535
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,040
- Hi.
- You all right?
536
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,720
- Hey, big man!
- Oh! Here he is,
537
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,480
Mr Worldwide Internet Star,
538
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,720
Jehan Javani in the flesh. [chuckles]
539
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,760
Faces like slapped arses. Who died?
540
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:35,960
[Ash laughs]
541
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,320
- Right, you have a good day, yeah?
- Yeah.
542
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,280
- Give me a cuddle. See You later.
- Love you, Mum.
543
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,360
- Love you.
- [mobile rings]
544
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,120
- Hello?
- [man] Hello, Erin.
545
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,640
- Wondered if we could have a chat.
- Who is this?
546
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,200
Hang on a minute, this is a fucking…
This is a murder!
547
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,840
All I'm saying is… All I am saying is…
548
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,120
If it were Erin's fault,
then we should shop her in to the police.
549
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,120
She's killed once,
she's got a taste for it now.
550
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,080
[mobile rings]
551
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,440
- None of us are safe.
- Fuck me.
552
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,840
Erin? Erin! Clip him, dickhead.
553
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,280
Erin, where are you, love?
554
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,040
- I've been brought in for questioning.
- What? What the fuck?
555
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:28,880
Hang on a minute… Just say…
"No… no comment" to everything.
556
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,800
Stay calm and promise me
you'll look after Tyler for me.
557
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,680
Stop it, this is fucking ridiculous!
558
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,640
What are they… What fucking
questions are they asking you?
559
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:41,960
Something to do with the disappearance
of someone called Keith McBride.
560
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,040
I don't know, I don't know anything yet.
561
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:51,280
Listen to me, 'cause this is important.
I need you to look after Tyler for me
562
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,360
if need be. Tell me you can do that, Vin.
563
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,680
- Erin… Sweetheart...
- Vin. Tell me.
564
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,080
Of course I'll look after him,
I'm his fucking dad!
565
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,560
Sweetheart, please!
566
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,760
I've gotta go.
567
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:07,040
No! Erin! Fuck! Fuck!
568
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,720
What?
569
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,960
They can't charge her
without a body, can they?
570
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,720
[Vinnie] We need to find this body fast.
571
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,120
[Dylan] Right.
This is Corby Woods. Pull in.
572
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,920
Jesus wept… What's all this shit?
573
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,280
[Ash] Did they narrow it down?
574
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,680
[Cardi] Carol said there was a sign
or summat.
575
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,800
Was it that sign there maybe?
576
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,320
Come on. We don't have much time.
577
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,640
Oh, nice. Yeah man.
Chop some trees, innit?
578
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:44,160
- That looks about right.
- Oh, yeah, check me out, dude!
579
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:48,240
- Be careful, Cardi.
- Oh yeah, Cardi, look at my one?
580
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,960
Like a tomahawk,
from a lovely native American boy,
581
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:53,040
maybe you want to…
Maybe I could have a loan of…
582
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,200
- No, you're all right.
- Just hold it for a second…
583
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,920
Ashley. Ashley, listen.
We are going to go out in them woods
584
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,480
and spread out, yeah? We are looking
for a knobhead in a shallow grave.
585
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,440
- [Dylan] Let's go.
- Let's do it.
586
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,960
[Tommo] Yeah, now… Where do we start?
587
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,320
- Look at the fucking size of it.
- Listen, don't panic,
588
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,800
Cardi is on the phone to Carol now,
she'll give us an idea
589
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,680
of where the fucker is lying.
590
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:20,280
Thanks. All right. See you later, yeah.
Love you. Love you, too, bye.
591
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,920
Okay. So she says it was
pretty dark last night,
592
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,560
but she's pretty certain
593
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,480
he's over near… ' "the big tree."
594
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,840
Just to fuck me in the arse.
595
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,920
- Shall I call her back?
- [Vinnie] No.
596
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,160
So the disappearance of Keithy McBride.
597
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:45,120
Kind of had this foisted upon us,
598
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,240
what with the video of
his motor in the quarry,
599
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,840
public interest and what-have-you.
People love a mystery.
600
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:55,200
Me, I couldn't give a rat's piss
about Keithy McBride.
601
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,520
But unfortunately,
since foul play is suspected,
602
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,680
it's kind of my responsibility.
603
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,280
So, let me start from the beginning.
604
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,920
For the benefit of the tape,
do you know Keithy McBride?
605
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,560
No.
606
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,120
For the benefit of the tape.
607
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,400
I told you, I don't know him.
608
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,480
Never heard of him
until you asked me about him.
609
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,640
So I don't understand why I'm here.
610
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,880
Okay.
611
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,480
Okay.
612
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:29,680
So the next question would be,
613
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,400
why do you suppose that,
614
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,880
according to Keithy McBride's
phone records,
615
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,720
the last person to call him was… you?
616
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,200
At 11:36 last night.
617
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,360
["Katchi" playing]
618
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:47,440
No comment.
619
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,400
[Cardi] This is a lot harder than it looks
and it's heavy.
620
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,400
- Okay.
- How's it going? On the job are yer?
621
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,520
Eh? Oh. Er, yeah.
622
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,080
- You know how to use that thing?
- Yeah. Reckon I do, yeah.
623
00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:11,560
Well, if you need a hand,
you be sure to let me know.
624
00:34:11,639 --> 00:34:13,480
Well, maybe I will. [chuckles]
625
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,719
You could do a lot more damage
than his tiny chopper.
626
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:16,960
[laughs]
627
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,440
- [gasps] The fuck was all that?
- What?
628
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,880
- Just a bit of banter.
- That wasn't just banter.
629
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,760
- Get back to work, skiver.
- No. You get back to work, you.
630
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,480
Go on, sod off. Cheeky.
631
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,440
What's the fucking deal here?
Are all lumberjacks gay or something?
632
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:36,920
- Am I invisible?
- They're not gay.
633
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,600
Why do you think everyone's gay?
634
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:39,960
You with that chainsaw.
635
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:44,719
That's the only reason they're paying you
any attention. It's like a gay Bat-Signal.
636
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:47,719
- Pass it over. Careful now. Swap it.
- No. It's mine.
637
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,081
- Swap it, Cardi. Hand it over.
- No, I want the chainsaw.
638
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,120
[both grunt]
639
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,480
See this necklace?
640
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,720
[women screaming]
641
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,800
On a scale of one to ten,
how surprised do you reckon I'm gonna be
642
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:12,920
if we find your prints all over it?
643
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:18,080
11.42 p.m., a phone call is made to
emergency services from your phone.
644
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,120
[Erin on phone] Can we get an ambulance,
please? There's been an accident…
645
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,480
- What are you doing?
- [Carol] What the fuck are you doing?
646
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,680
We're after fucking knocking him down.
He's dead as a fucking doornail.
647
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,480
[Erin] Give me that fucking phone.
648
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,400
Pretty damning that.
649
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,320
Do you know, Erin,
650
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,920
what cell phone triangulation is?
It's how we locate a mobile phone,
651
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,160
or a person's whereabouts.
652
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,760
These are Keithy McBride's
653
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,760
mobile phone's movements
over the past 24 hours.
654
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,280
And these… are yours.
655
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,920
And, amazingly,
656
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,640
you appear to have been in exactly
657
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:54,040
the same places as our missing Keithy
658
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,240
for much of last night.
659
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,920
Until, that is, you returned home
660
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,280
and he… he remained behind.
661
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,840
Right here.
662
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:12,040
In what appears to be these woods
just outside of town.
663
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:22,080
There's a SOCO team
on the way to the woods right now.
664
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,920
Do you think they're going
to find Mr McBride there?
665
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,200
Give me Vinnie and I'll see you walk.
666
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,320
Name Vinnie
667
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,960
and you'll go home to your kid tonight.
668
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,440
- Has anyone seen anything?
- No, Vincent, we haven't seen anything,
669
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,120
- 'cause it's a fucking waste of time.
- Oi!
670
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,360
Stop being so grumpy, Willow.
671
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,280
You're just coming down.
672
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,800
I am not on a fucking come-down, Vincent.
673
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,280
I'm just… struggling.
674
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,640
Knobhead.
675
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,720
Fuckin "on a come-down," mate.
676
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,480
[sniffs]
677
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,120
Dang.
678
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,240
[screams]
679
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,040
Shut up, you dickhead!
Keep your fucking voice down.
680
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,480
- Fuck!
- Fucking hell. Fuck me. Shit.
681
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,640
Get down. Fucking hell. Shh!
682
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:35,360
Is that it, then, yeah?
That's gonna be the dead body, right?
683
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,480
If it isn't,
it'll do till the right one gets here,
684
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,240
- won't it, you fucking eejit?
- What the fuck are you doing?
685
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,320
I am trying to pull him out
of the fucking ground.
686
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:46,600
- We need a distraction or summat.
- [lumberjacks jeering]
687
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,680
- What the fuck is that?
- I think it's Cardi.
688
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,120
A convenient distraction.
689
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,320
["Boys Wanna Be Her" playing]
690
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,320
♪ By the balls
Causin' waterfalls, stone walls ♪
691
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,240
♪ Bar brawls
Common stalls that cause 'em all… ♪
692
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:01,160
Boys, it's the boss man.
693
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:04,160
Hey! Who are you lot with?
694
00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:06,440
We're with the crew for the chopping down
695
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,360
of the woods and shit, innit, sir?
696
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,680
You'll have to cover him up
and we'll get him later.
697
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,880
We are fucking taking him now.
Get his ankles.
698
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:18,760
[officer over megaphone]
Your attention, please.
699
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:22,880
All work is to be suspended
with immediate effect.
700
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,880
These woods have been
designated a crime scene.
701
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,040
Fucking get out of it. Fucking leave him!
702
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,280
[officer] Down tools
and return to your vehicles, immediately.
703
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,520
[man grunts]
704
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,080
- Cardi, stop doing that grunty thing.
- I didn't say anything.
705
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,960
You did, you said "eurgh"
and then you grunted.
706
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,120
It wasn't me.
707
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,920
- [screaming]
- What the fuck?
708
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,640
- He's alive!
- [all yelling]
709
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:56,040
- [Vinnie] How the fuck is he alive?
- He was.
710
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,800
Did you just fucking knock him out?
711
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,920
Well, he shouldn't have sneaked up
on us like that.
712
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,600
Oi! He's been through enough.
713
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,800
Fucking knocked him out,
poor cunt. Keithy?
714
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,040
- Keithy, love?
- Did no one check his pulse?
715
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,840
[high-pitched] Keithy?
716
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,480
[all scream]
717
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,960
Jesus! For fuck's sake!
Ashley, that's twice!
718
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,120
[sighs] Thank fuck he's alive.
719
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,320
["Loaded" playing]
720
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,400
- All right, Carl?
- No. I'm pretty fucking not.
721
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,960
Keithy McBride was admitted to
St Margaret's A&E half an hour ago.
722
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,440
- Alive?
- Yeah. It would seem so.
723
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,520
Keithy McBride is alive?
724
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,760
[Hoskins] A few witnesses reported
seeing him drinking heavily last night.
725
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:48,720
Two women found him staggering along
the road disorientated this morning.
726
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,720
- Looks like he fell asleep in some woods.
- Is that right?
727
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,000
Wow.
728
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,920
- Shit!
- Oh, hi.
729
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,480
- Yeah, nice to see you, too!
- I didn't mean "shit" like that,
730
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,720
I just… I don't know,
it's nice to see you.
731
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:10,800
So, are you handing yourself in?
732
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,840
No, one of the boys…
733
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,960
Just picking up one of the lads
who got in trouble.
734
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,080
- Where are you going?
- Off to work at the Crow.
735
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,880
You know, that place you're avoiding
in case you run into me.
736
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,560
For fuck's sake. I'm not avoiding…
737
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,520
I've just been busy.
738
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,880
I've not told you
because I worry about you…
739
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,760
- Okay.
- Shut up.
740
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,440
That's enough of that. All right, then.
741
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,800
[sighs] Get me the fuck out of here.
742
00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:47,000
["2, 3 Scrape" playing]
743
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,520
- [nurse] Wait!
- I need to talk to Keithy McBride. Now.
744
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,280
[chuckles]
745
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,600
[gasps, laughs] Fucking hell! Yes! Keithy!
746
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,320
- [groans]
- Stop saying "eurgh" and fucking help.
747
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,360
Get it. Quick. Move, you fuck.
748
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,400
Let's fucking go!
749
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,360
[Erin sighs] I really need
to get hold of Keithy.
750
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:29,080
[Vinnie] No.
Just stay clear of the whole thing.
751
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,320
- What if he talks, Vin?
- Don't matter.
752
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,000
No one is gonna believe him if he does.
Fuck him.
753
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,200
I need to get to him.
I need to get that money back.
754
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:38,640
Listen to me, you.
755
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:42,760
If it's the difference between him
getting away with a load of money
756
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,960
and you taking a murder charge,
I'd rather take the hit on the dough,
757
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,280
y'know?
758
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,360
It's only cash.
759
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,320
["Sankofa" playing]
760
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,200
[faint shout]
761
00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,840
Is that our Ronnie?
762
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,920
- Come on!
- Pull over!
763
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,640
Oi! Ronnie!
764
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:16,960
Ronnie!
765
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,520
[Vinnie] Ronnie, you bellend!
766
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,040
Ronnie, I want my fucking money back!
767
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,400
[faint, indistinct shouting]
768
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,960
[indistinct shouting]
769
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:31,360
We can't hear you, you fucking idiot!
770
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,160
- What?
- We can't hear you, Ronnie!
771
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:36,280
- Stay there.
- [Erin] Just give me the money!
772
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,920
I'm saying, I'm fucking
wicked at everything!
773
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,720
We can't hear what you're saying!
774
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,960
Wait! I'm getting
a fucking sore throat here!
775
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,120
- [mobile rings]
- Fucking calling me. Right, go on.
776
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,200
All right, Erin, it's Ronnie here.
I was saying, every fucking time
777
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,720
you underestimate me,
and you, Vinnie, you skinny twat,
778
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,600
I am an inspiration to many,
Jah told me that, man.
779
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,640
- [horn blares]
- [tyres screech]
780
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,840
["Cordeiro De Nana" playing]
781
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,640
- [mobile rings]
- Now, let's just…
782
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:18,600
- That's really bad. We should leave.
- We should.
783
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,720
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
784
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,200
[mobile ringing]
785
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,800
- He's not gonna give up, is he?
- What are you going to do?
786
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,480
- I've got a job.
- What is it?
787
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:36,760
Bees.
788
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:42,120
- Fuck it. Run away. Run away.
- Where are my bees?
789
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,960
Get in… the fucking… cellar!
790
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,360
Oh! Scary bee man.
791
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,600
[all yelp]
792
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,240
- Is that human?
- Oh, fuck me.
793
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,360
Drink the tramp piss
and let's get the fuck out of here.
794
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,640
♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪
795
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,800
♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪
796
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,760
♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪
797
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,800
♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪
798
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,080
♪ Give me the strength to carry on ♪
799
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,160
♪ Give me the strength to carry on… ♪
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