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Hey. Good morning to
my favorite school.
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How is everyone doing?
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What do you want? So
a bit of a problem.
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Sounds like a "you" problem.
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I haven't said what it is yet.
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Proceed.
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So there have been students
from various schools
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playing in the golf
course construction zones.
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And some of them are wearing
Abbott uniforms. And...
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And you would like us to
get our students to stop
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so that the other students
will stop as well.
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Yes. The Abbott students are
disturbingly influential.
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Thank you. [ Chuckles ]
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We can get our cool-ass
students to stop.
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That's why you're my
favorite school. [ Chuckles ]
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For a price.
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What is your price?
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Actually, we really
need new gym equipment.
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Oh! Okay, so like what? Yes.
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Like new archery
board, lacrosse gear?
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Oh, our lacrosse
sticks are so worn down
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after all of the lacrosse
that we have been playing.
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[ Light laughter ] I think
she means like new footballs.
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Jacob: Basketballs.
Dodgeballs.
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Parachute. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah! For... skydiving?
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What?! Janine: No.
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You know, you throw it up
and the kids run under it.
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Oh, yeah, you mean
a disposable gazebo?
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[ Scoffs ] Oh. I actually
can't with this man.
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No, man, the one with
the handles, you know?
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And you're like, whoo!
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I-I'm just... I
am not familiar.
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Oh, come on! You
know a parachute.
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You know, gym class? Have
you ever been in school?
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Everybody holds
it and go like...
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All: Whoa!
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It's like a circus tent.
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And it's like ahh! Whee!
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And then everybody takes turns.
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It's a parachute.
And you run in.
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And you, like,
have a great time.
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I do not know what
you are referencing!
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I'll just send you a link then.
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Cool. Bye.
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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โช
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You have a phone
call on line two.
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It's Manny from the district.
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Ugh. Tell him I'm not
here. Tell him I died.
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Tell him I'm on "Survivor".
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Ah! I'll take
it. Damn it, Dia!
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What's up, The Manny-dalorian?
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Manny: Oh, like
that! Can I use it?
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You can absolutely buy the
copyright. Is that all?
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Jokes on jokes. This is fun.
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So, listen, as you know,
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since you've been
principal at Abbott,
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test scores have gone
up, absences are down,
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and after school
programs have increased.
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Yep, I truly am "that gworl."
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And the district wants more
principals to be "that gworls."
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We want to invite
you to give a speech
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at one of our Philly
School District Ed Talks.
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Super low lift, it's just
a run-through with me,
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then the big show.
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Ooh, how much does it pay?
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It's more of a
volunteer opportunity.
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I do not want to do this.
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You are welcome for my time.
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Hey, Dia, you know that's
strike three, right?
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Like, you know that, right?
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Hey, Mr. J.
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What are you doing
here so early, Chad?
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I'm doing a career report
for social studies,
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and I decided to shadow
you and write about it.
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You got gloves? No.
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Good. They just slow you down.
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Let's go.
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An Italian hoagie
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and an Italian
hoagie, extra Italian.
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Oh, grazie, Deli Man.
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Best hoagies in West Philly.
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Well, get 'em while you can.
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Landlord may not renew my lease.
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What?! No!
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First golf course comes in,
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then small businesses get
priced out of their leases.
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But what could they
possibly put here?
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The deli across the street
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is being turned into a
freakin' smoothie shop.
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[ Gasps ] Which one?
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Smoothin' On Up?
Melissa: Mnh-mnh.
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On Blended Knee?
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Oh, it's not Fruit Goops, is it?
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He knows so many
different smoothie shops.
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Nope. It's gonna be
a Fruit, There It Is.
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[ Quietly ] Let's go.
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Gregory, lower that roof!
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That deli is an institution.
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Yeah. This sucks.
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What, I'm supposed to drive
all the way to Wawa now?
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Murder me!
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Look, I don't know.
Neighborhoods change. Okay?
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No. Greg, you
don't understand.
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Gentrification is
like a... Shut up.
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I'm tired of driving all
the way to University City
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every time I want a
16-ounce Banana-Nut Shred
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with extra bee pollen.
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Your thoughts about
food are war crimes
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and you should be
sent to The Hague.
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Hey, y'all. What
we talking about?
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Either catch me up or
change the subject.
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We were talking about...
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Vetoed! [ Chuckles
] That settles that.
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Ugh!
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Not Manny trying to get me
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to volunteer my voice in
a public setting for free.
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Ava, please explain.
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He asked me to do some
Ed Talk or whatever.
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[ Gasps ] Wait, an Ed Talk?
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Ava, that's awesome!
Congratulations!
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Yeah, that's very cool.
What's the focus of your talk?
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Oh, I turned it down.
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Did you not hear me
say it was unpaid?
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Ava, you really
need to reconsider.
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This is a great
opportunity for you.
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And the school!
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Closest Wawa... 22
left turns away.
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Yeah, and if you do the talk,
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it'll put us back in the
district's good graces
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after, you know, Janine, well...
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The district does not have
a problem with Janine.
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No, no. They do. They hate me.
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They told me they have
a problem with me.
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But the way the district works
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is if you're front of mind,
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then your school
is front of line
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for new resources.
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So you see, you
are getting paid,
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just indirectly.
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Plus you love to boast.
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I truly am great
at it. Mm-hmm.
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You should do it.
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Ugh, fine.
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Yes! [ Snaps fingers ] But my
time's coming out of your paychecks.
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Uh, no, it's not.
No, it's not.
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What? That's not
fair. Mnh-mnh.
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Okay. Then just Jacob's.
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Fine, fine. Okay.
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Okay, t... Wait. No.
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All right. Okay.
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Viv, why don't you go next?
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My name is Viv.
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I am seven years old,
and my favorite thing
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to do is sing in
the car with my mom.
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Lovely. Okay, Dante,
how about you?
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My name is Dante.
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I am eight years old, and my
favorite thing to do is draw.
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Good job, Dante. Okay, Nate.
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My name is Nate.
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I am seven years old,
and my favorite thing
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to do is eat paper.
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[ Students giggling ]
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Okay, so how much paper
would you say you've eaten?
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Like, just a teeny tiny...
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He ate "Peter Rabbit."
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What?
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[ Laughter ]
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Dia. Dia!
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Dia! [ Banging on desk ]
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Come on, girl.
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Hang that up real quick.
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I'm sorry. Can you hold
on just one second?
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Yes?
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I am gonna kill this
speech, girl. [ Chuckles ]
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I'm so happy I let the
teachers talk me into doing it.
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I'm, like, actually working
on it and enjoying it.
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Ava, this is my son's
doctor on the phone.
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Oh, damn, girl. Take
that. What are you doing?
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Ava: I just feel... validated.
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I always do things my way and
people don't always like it.
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But the district
has seen my methods
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and they want the madness.
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They want... the Ava-lanche.
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Really?
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Isn't this more of a job
for a maintenance man?
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Or a woman. But you're right.
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It is.
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Guys, I was just at the deli,
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and everyone in there is so sad.
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But also so fired up
that I had the thought...
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what if we activate
the neighborhood?
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What if we don't, though?
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Yeah, we could canvass
and inform and...
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Yeah, you know what?
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We could go and
pay a little visit
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to the University City location.
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You know, convince
them maybe setting up
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in a different neighborhood
is a good idea.
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And I will come along with you
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because I have a
few choice words for
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Fruit, There It Is.
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Yes, I love it! Okay,
are we doing this?
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I can make some fliers on Canva
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and start papering this town.
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Ooh! This is what being
the change feels like.
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Are you feeling
that? [ Laughs ]
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Okay. Everybody, hold on.
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If you're going, can
you take my punch card?
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I'm like three punches away
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from a free Teddy Blendergrass.
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Boy, bye. Come on.
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Chad, lemme tell you something.
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This is gonna end in chaos.
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How?
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You'll see. So much
to learn, youngblood.
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C'mon, let's go sweep the roof.
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You're not afraid
of heights, right?
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No.
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Still time to help
save the deli, Greg.
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I have already set up
an online petition.
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I put fliers in all local
storefronts that would let me.
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And I even spoke with the
B.L.A.C.K.S. yesterday.
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Excuse me?
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Building Love and
Creating Kids' Safety.
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The activist group. Remember?
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They protested the
school last year.
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Should probably get in the
habit of saying the whole name.
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Yeah, well...
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Well, the Building Love and
Creating Kids' Safe... ties
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are on board and
mobilizing as we speak.
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About that. Yes!
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How did it go at the
University City location?
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Did you guys really
let 'em have it?
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Mm. So we went down there to
give them a piece of our mind.
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We were raring
to go. [ Laughs ]
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Walked right up to that door,
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put our hand on the handle.
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Didn't even knock.
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Don't have to. It's a store.
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But then we noticed
they had free samples,
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and, well, after our
long and taxing drive...
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Yeah, it's rude to turn
down a free sample, Jacob.
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I gotta tell you, I have no
idea where this is going.
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Well, the sample was so good,
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we considered
changing our stance
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on the smoothie shop moving in.
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But we did not. Of course not.
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Oh, thank God.
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Yeah, it took multiple samples.
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[ Gasps ] And they're
all home runs, Jacob.
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Seriously, what's one less deli
254
00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,808
in this deli town?
255
00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,101
Mnh-mnh. We drank yours.
256
00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,395
But we got one for you.
257
00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:44,773
What? We had a plan. I-I
papered the community.
258
00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,152
Just try it, Jacob. It
might change your mind.
259
00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,487
Oh, okay. Do it.
260
00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,031
[ Chuckles ] That sounds nice.
261
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,074
Mm-hmm.
262
00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:55,409
Ohh!
263
00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,286
Psych!
264
00:08:57,287 --> 00:09:02,041
I am really disappointed
in all of you.
265
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,626
So I guess that means you
don't want your punch card.
266
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,378
[ Laughs ]
267
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,671
I'll take that.
268
00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,050
These can be combined.
269
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,552
Hello? Hey. Sorry.
270
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,095
Hey.
271
00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,430
I've got a paper
eater in my class,
272
00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,724
and I'm just trying to
get inside his head.
273
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,768
Ah. I had a girl in my
class lick glue last year.
274
00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,811
But it was a one-time thing.
See, that I can handle.
275
00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,521
But apparently, he's
been doing this all year.
276
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,231
Maybe he's doing
it for attention.
277
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,275
No, there's a real
passion there.
278
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,693
I tried to document
it in my calendar,
279
00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,695
but the little Billy
goat ate November.
280
00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,280
Oh, wow. Okay.
281
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,324
Maybe it's like
an anxiety thing.
282
00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,660
Maybe it's that, but some kids
just like to eat weird stuff.
283
00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:41,914
I used to eat crayons.
I love the snap.
284
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,124
Get him some of that edible
paper that they use on cakes.
285
00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,751
Wean him off and call it a day.
286
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,044
Hmm.
287
00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,170
That's how I kicked crayons.
288
00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,505
Pretzel sticks and Kit Kats.
289
00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,423
I licked ChapStick once.
290
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,424
Sicko.
291
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,429
Eh, here we go. Mm-hmm.
292
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,306
Here to tell us how
anti-progress we are?
293
00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,433
What? [ Chuckles ] What
are you talking about?
294
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,560
That doesn't sound
like me, does it?
295
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,647
No, I'm... I'm... I
have thought about it
296
00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:10,150
and I am looking forward
to the new smoothie shop.
297
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,402
So why the change in tune?
298
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,655
Because... it is
rare to see you all
299
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,698
so excited about
something, okay? Okay.
300
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,826
And if it makes you happy
to have this place nearby,
301
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,078
then darn it, I'm
happy, too, okay?
302
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,747
Bring on the fruits, add
some milk, blend it up.
303
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,125
Let's have a good time with
the little time we have
304
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,128
on this big old rock
they call Earth.
305
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,505
What's that on your collar?
306
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,465
What? A hickey, probably.
307
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,509
You can't get a
hickey on clothing.
308
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,677
[ Sniffs ]
309
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:37,678
[ Gasps ]
310
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,930
That's aรงai. [ Sniffs ]
311
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,181
With a whey protein boost.
312
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,933
You tried Fruit, There It Is!
313
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:46,019
Wait, you Postmated a
smoothie to the school?
314
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,145
Where'd you get 30 bucks?
315
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,480
I didn't Postmate anything.
316
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,149
Then where'd the aรงai come from?
317
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,109
[ Gasps ] You dug it
out of the garbage.
318
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,902
He dug it out of the garbage.
319
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:57,447
Jacob! Stop eating
out of the trash can!
320
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,533
Look, the only thing I hate
more than gentrification
321
00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:00,951
is waste, okay?
322
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,120
And we as a culture, need to
have a serious conversation
323
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,372
about when trash
is really just food
324
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,416
temporarily situated
in a garbage can.
325
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,376
You liked it, didn't you?
326
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:09,877
I loved it. Mm-hmm.
327
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,712
It was... It was so fresh.
328
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,255
If you like their aรงai,
329
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,007
you wait till you try
their secret menu.
330
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,800
You should see me off of two
shots of that wheatgrass.
331
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,094
I'm just like whoo!
332
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,473
Bobby, sit down. [ Laughter ]
333
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:26,894
They figured it out. Didn't
seem to turn into chaos.
334
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,021
The chaos hasn't even begun.
335
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,000
That's just the tip
of the trash can.
336
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,584
And after that is "The
Art of the Scheme,"
337
00:11:32,585 --> 00:11:35,044
where I basically address
how a scheme is like a dance.
338
00:11:35,045 --> 00:11:37,380
Poetic. Maybe just
not for this talk.
339
00:11:37,381 --> 00:11:38,715
What else you got?
340
00:11:38,716 --> 00:11:40,675
Okay. "Intimidation
as Motivation."
341
00:11:40,676 --> 00:11:42,343
Let's put a pin in
that puppy as well.
342
00:11:42,344 --> 00:11:44,053
Uh, "Withholding
Pay as Motivation."
343
00:11:44,054 --> 00:11:45,555
Illegal.
344
00:11:45,556 --> 00:11:46,890
Well, I already took out
345
00:11:46,891 --> 00:11:48,308
"Kelly Rowland as
Motivation," but I...
346
00:11:48,309 --> 00:11:49,684
Hey, Ava, to be honest here,
347
00:11:49,685 --> 00:11:51,352
I'm starting to get a
little worried. Why?
348
00:11:51,353 --> 00:11:54,105
This isn't quite what I was
expecting from you for the talk.
349
00:11:54,106 --> 00:11:55,482
Especially the part
about renting out the gym
350
00:11:55,483 --> 00:11:57,108
to unsanctioned groups.
351
00:11:57,109 --> 00:11:58,318
Wait, are you talking
about the church choir
352
00:11:58,319 --> 00:11:59,820
or the drug dealers?
353
00:12:03,073 --> 00:12:04,240
So listen.
354
00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:07,327
[ Door opens ] Hey.
355
00:12:07,328 --> 00:12:09,913
Ooh. How's the
presentation going?
356
00:12:09,914 --> 00:12:11,206
I'm not doing the talk anymore.
357
00:12:11,207 --> 00:12:13,082
Uh, por quรฉ?
358
00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:14,209
Manny changed his mind.
359
00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:17,170
What? But he
reached out to you.
360
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,671
He wanted you for it.
361
00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:19,881
Yes, but when he
heard my presentation,
362
00:12:19,882 --> 00:12:21,549
he said I wasn't right for it.
363
00:12:21,550 --> 00:12:22,800
Said he didn't want to encourage
364
00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:24,260
the other principals
to act like me.
365
00:12:24,261 --> 00:12:26,137
He basically called me "too
hood" without saying it.
366
00:12:26,138 --> 00:12:28,264
Okay, well, hold on
now. Janine, it's cool.
367
00:12:28,265 --> 00:12:30,934
I've been told I'm
too much or too brash
368
00:12:30,935 --> 00:12:33,228
or too blunt or not right
for the job my whole life.
369
00:12:33,229 --> 00:12:34,479
I'm used to it.
370
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,023
If people don't like
me, it's on them.
371
00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:39,443
Let me see the presentation.
372
00:12:42,446 --> 00:12:46,616
Okay. Oh, wow. Ava.
373
00:12:46,617 --> 00:12:50,745
[ Chuckles ] This is so bad.
374
00:12:50,746 --> 00:12:52,830
Like, really, really terrible.
375
00:12:52,831 --> 00:12:55,250
Get out. No, no,
no, it's just...
376
00:12:55,251 --> 00:12:56,626
Look, it's just...
377
00:12:56,627 --> 00:12:59,128
this isn't it, you know?
378
00:12:59,129 --> 00:13:02,006
Like, yes, you do those things,
but it's not all you do.
379
00:13:02,007 --> 00:13:04,384
You make clothes for our
students who need them.
380
00:13:04,385 --> 00:13:06,761
You put on fundraisers
381
00:13:06,762 --> 00:13:09,222
so that our kids can
go on field trips.
382
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:15,103
And you somehow understand your
teachers and what they need.
383
00:13:15,104 --> 00:13:18,356
And that's what makes
you a great principal.
384
00:13:18,357 --> 00:13:21,527
Yeah, but the problem is, I
don't do it "the right way."
385
00:13:23,279 --> 00:13:25,238
All right.
386
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:28,533
You once viciously made
fun of my jelly bean belt.
387
00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:30,285
Once? At least a dozenfold.
388
00:13:30,286 --> 00:13:33,705
And... told me I
needed to dress better
389
00:13:33,706 --> 00:13:36,708
because I deserved better.
390
00:13:36,709 --> 00:13:39,502
And I was mad at first.
391
00:13:39,503 --> 00:13:41,921
But you were right.
392
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:45,717
Your approach might
be "too whatever,"
393
00:13:45,718 --> 00:13:47,678
but the results
speak for themselves.
394
00:13:49,805 --> 00:13:53,516
You should focus on
why you do things
395
00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:55,185
and not how you do them.
396
00:13:57,229 --> 00:13:59,564
Wow. Look at me
cheering myself up.
397
00:13:59,565 --> 00:14:01,190
Okay.
398
00:14:01,191 --> 00:14:03,611
But it's too late. Manny's
already going with someone else.
399
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:06,362
I'm gonna put in a
call to the district.
400
00:14:06,363 --> 00:14:07,363
Mm-hmm.
401
00:14:07,364 --> 00:14:08,990
Don't they hate you?
402
00:14:08,991 --> 00:14:10,575
Oh, I wouldn't call
them fond of me,
403
00:14:10,576 --> 00:14:12,285
but Manny owes me a favor.
404
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,662
I taught him how to ride a bike.
405
00:14:14,663 --> 00:14:16,080
What do you know?
406
00:14:16,081 --> 00:14:17,791
Always something to learn.
407
00:14:19,043 --> 00:14:20,501
[ School bell rings ] Mm.
408
00:14:20,502 --> 00:14:22,629
Remember, your projects
on Unsung Women in History
409
00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:24,714
are due tomorrow, okay?
410
00:14:24,715 --> 00:14:27,050
Shouldn't be a problem if you
started when they were assigned.
411
00:14:27,051 --> 00:14:29,052
[ Slurping ] What's
going on outside?
412
00:14:29,053 --> 00:14:31,846
[ Crowd chanting in
distance ] Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
413
00:14:31,847 --> 00:14:33,389
That smoothie place
has got to go!
414
00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:35,475
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
415
00:14:35,476 --> 00:14:37,143
That smoothie place
has got to go!
416
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,311
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
417
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,812
Oh, no! It's the B.L.A.C.K.S.
418
00:14:39,813 --> 00:14:40,897
That smoothie place
has got to go!
419
00:14:40,898 --> 00:14:42,440
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
420
00:14:42,441 --> 00:14:44,817
It's... It's not
what it sounds like.
421
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:50,323
Hey, hey! Ho, ho! That
smoothie place has got to go!
422
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,658
Oh, my...
423
00:14:51,659 --> 00:14:54,202
Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Hey, there!
424
00:14:54,203 --> 00:14:55,703
That smoothie place has got
to go! Hey, there, protesters.
425
00:14:55,704 --> 00:14:58,498
What, uh... What are
we so upset about?
426
00:14:58,499 --> 00:14:59,916
They're trying to
take away our deli
427
00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:02,585
and put an aรงai place in here!
428
00:15:02,586 --> 00:15:04,295
We found out about
it from this flier!
429
00:15:04,296 --> 00:15:05,546
Hey, hey! Ho, ho! That
smoothie place has got to go!
430
00:15:05,547 --> 00:15:07,757
The one time my
canvassing works.
431
00:15:07,758 --> 00:15:10,218
Ho, ho! That smoothie
place has got to go!
432
00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:11,427
Chaos. Chaos.
433
00:15:11,428 --> 00:15:13,639
Ho, ho! That smoothie
place has got to go!
434
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,809
We are angry. We are mad.
435
00:15:17,810 --> 00:15:20,436
We like the deli.
Smoothies are bad.
436
00:15:20,437 --> 00:15:24,732
Aw, there's nothing like the
sound of dissent in the afternoon.
437
00:15:24,733 --> 00:15:26,651
What in the world?
438
00:15:26,652 --> 00:15:28,778
Hey. Um, you know what?
439
00:15:28,779 --> 00:15:30,905
Let's... Let us consider
the scene in front of us
440
00:15:30,906 --> 00:15:32,907
from a smoothie half
full perspective.
441
00:15:32,908 --> 00:15:36,160
Oh, hell no. Jacob,
I need my smoothies.
442
00:15:36,161 --> 00:15:39,706
Jacob, I haven't been this
regular in five years.
443
00:15:39,707 --> 00:15:42,375
Fix this! Wow!
Okay, okay, okay.
444
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:46,462
Hey, everyone! [ Chuckles ]
I'm loving the energy, okay?
445
00:15:46,463 --> 00:15:49,882
But you know who the
real enemy is here?
446
00:15:49,883 --> 00:15:53,428
Fracking. Fracking is
bad. Frack is wack!
447
00:15:53,429 --> 00:15:54,679
Let's get that going.
That's... That's catchy.
448
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,180
[ Crowd booing ]
449
00:15:56,181 --> 00:15:59,434
Hey, hey, do protests
even really work?
450
00:15:59,435 --> 00:16:02,520
I mean, the Chiefs are
still a team, am I right?
451
00:16:02,521 --> 00:16:04,063
No, no.
452
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:09,652
What we need to do is bottle
up all of this passion
453
00:16:09,653 --> 00:16:13,156
and then pour it
on the golf course.
454
00:16:13,157 --> 00:16:18,494
Because after all, that is what
is destroying this neighborhood.
455
00:16:18,495 --> 00:16:21,831
Barb. Barb, if the
golf course goes away,
456
00:16:21,832 --> 00:16:24,500
the smoothie shop
goes away, right?
457
00:16:24,501 --> 00:16:28,087
And so don't do that.
458
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,672
Thank you.
459
00:16:29,673 --> 00:16:31,841
Are you all protesting me?
460
00:16:31,842 --> 00:16:33,676
All: No!
461
00:16:33,677 --> 00:16:35,970
Then why are you doing
this in front of my place?
462
00:16:35,971 --> 00:16:37,764
I don't know!
463
00:16:37,765 --> 00:16:39,223
The instructions weren't clear.
464
00:16:39,224 --> 00:16:41,225
My bad. My bad.
465
00:16:41,226 --> 00:16:43,311
Save the deli!
466
00:16:43,312 --> 00:16:44,896
[ Clapping rhythmically ]
467
00:16:44,897 --> 00:16:46,439
All: Save the deli!
468
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,065
[ Clapping rhythmically ]
469
00:16:48,066 --> 00:16:51,194
And then I'd like to end
on creative solutions
470
00:16:51,195 --> 00:16:53,196
for stretching a limited budget.
471
00:16:53,197 --> 00:16:55,656
So Janine called the district,
and they really do hate her,
472
00:16:55,657 --> 00:16:57,033
which tracks.
473
00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:58,701
But I'm grateful
they're gonna give me
474
00:16:58,702 --> 00:16:59,911
another chance at
the run-through.
475
00:16:59,912 --> 00:17:01,871
I think I know
what they want now.
476
00:17:01,872 --> 00:17:03,414
Incredible.
477
00:17:03,415 --> 00:17:05,041
That's what we're
looking for, Ava.
478
00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:06,918
So I'm good for the
speech tomorrow night?
479
00:17:06,919 --> 00:17:09,462
Yes. And just to clarify...
480
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,672
Still unpaid. [
Chuckles ] Had to ask.
481
00:17:11,673 --> 00:17:13,466
You know, things
change. [ Laughs ]
482
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,176
Of course. Well, it's
good to see you. Thank...
483
00:17:15,177 --> 00:17:17,053
[ Sighs ]
484
00:17:17,054 --> 00:17:19,222
Melissa: Looks like
they're getting tired.
485
00:17:19,223 --> 00:17:21,140
Well, I guess this might
blow over after all.
486
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,850
I just got a call
from the landlord.
487
00:17:22,851 --> 00:17:24,602
Said he didn't
realize kicking me out
488
00:17:24,603 --> 00:17:26,604
would be such a big ass-ache.
489
00:17:26,605 --> 00:17:28,523
Now he's renewing my lease.
490
00:17:28,524 --> 00:17:29,982
I guess you guys did it.
491
00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:32,276
[ Crowd cheering ]
492
00:17:32,277 --> 00:17:34,695
Well, how about that, Jacob?
493
00:17:34,696 --> 00:17:36,114
Once again, a white man
494
00:17:36,115 --> 00:17:38,116
comes into a community of color
495
00:17:38,117 --> 00:17:40,284
and makes things worse.
496
00:17:40,285 --> 00:17:42,829
I should have known
better than to dream.
497
00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:44,705
I'm gonna go in and
buy a Mountain Dew.
498
00:17:44,706 --> 00:17:46,542
No. [ Scoffs ]
499
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,628
Hey, Mr. J!
500
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,047
I finished my report
for social studies.
501
00:17:53,048 --> 00:17:54,423
Thanks for letting
me shadow you.
502
00:17:54,424 --> 00:17:55,591
What'd you learn?
503
00:17:55,592 --> 00:17:57,051
Sweep before you mop.
504
00:17:57,052 --> 00:17:58,511
Chaos is inevitable here.
505
00:17:58,512 --> 00:17:59,721
And that you need these.
506
00:18:02,141 --> 00:18:04,434
I don't, but thanks.
507
00:18:13,485 --> 00:18:16,404
Hi. Good morning,
Viv. Good morning.
508
00:18:16,405 --> 00:18:20,616
Oh, Nate. Hi.
Come on over here.
509
00:18:20,617 --> 00:18:21,993
Look at what I just got.
510
00:18:21,994 --> 00:18:24,537
Edible paper. Isn't
that all paper?
511
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:25,831
Just trust me and try it.
512
00:18:30,002 --> 00:18:31,503
Cleanse that palate.
513
00:18:33,505 --> 00:18:34,881
Well?
514
00:18:34,882 --> 00:18:37,300
It... kind of tastes
like a cookie.
515
00:18:37,301 --> 00:18:39,635
Kind of makes me
want to have cookies.
516
00:18:39,636 --> 00:18:40,803
Do we have any cookies?
517
00:18:40,804 --> 00:18:43,097
I will have one
for you at lunch.
518
00:18:43,098 --> 00:18:45,433
Thanks, Miss Teagues.
You're welcome.
519
00:18:45,434 --> 00:18:48,436
That paper tip Ava gave
me... that was pretty good.
520
00:18:48,437 --> 00:18:50,855
She can be really surprising.
521
00:18:50,856 --> 00:18:53,232
It's another great
thing about her.
522
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,860
I still maintain that the most
crucial aspect of this job
523
00:18:55,861 --> 00:18:58,321
is empowering our
students and staff.
524
00:18:58,322 --> 00:19:00,615
When someone can't see the
potential that you see in them,
525
00:19:00,616 --> 00:19:02,158
they might need a little push.
526
00:19:02,159 --> 00:19:04,452
And it's up to us as
leaders to give it to them.
527
00:19:04,453 --> 00:19:07,580
[ Applause ]
528
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,666
Yes. Double jacket.
529
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,960
How do you toe the line
between giving encouragement
530
00:19:12,961 --> 00:19:15,212
and giving orders or
even overstepping?
531
00:19:15,213 --> 00:19:17,590
I'd say repetition.
532
00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,133
Let me give you an example.
533
00:19:19,134 --> 00:19:22,845
A member of my staff dressed
as a nun going on vacat... No?
534
00:19:22,846 --> 00:19:27,016
Um, a member of my staff
was stuck in a rut.
535
00:19:27,017 --> 00:19:30,603
But by being consistent
with subtle advice,
536
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:34,398
her perspective shifted and she
was able to make small changes
537
00:19:34,399 --> 00:19:37,443
that led to her becoming
the incredible educator
538
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,236
that she is today.
539
00:19:39,237 --> 00:19:41,489
How you give the
advice is up to you
540
00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:43,950
because it's not
always about the how.
541
00:19:43,951 --> 00:19:45,701
It's about the end result.
542
00:19:45,702 --> 00:19:47,746
[ Applause ]
543
00:19:52,668 --> 00:19:54,919
And that's how I saved
the school from ringworm.
544
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,380
Mm! Ava, that was sick.
545
00:19:57,381 --> 00:19:59,131
Thank you again
for volunteering.
546
00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:00,466
No problem. I love doing it.
547
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,134
It was so good.
548
00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:04,804
You know, people actually
do get paid for this?
549
00:20:04,805 --> 00:20:06,305
Paid? Not here,
550
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,975
but at private speaking
engagements and seminars.
551
00:20:08,976 --> 00:20:10,726
Oh, yeah. Like how much?
552
00:20:10,727 --> 00:20:12,520
Like thousands of dollars.
553
00:20:12,521 --> 00:20:13,980
Thousands, you say? Mm-hmm.
554
00:20:13,981 --> 00:20:16,732
Well, this has been a pleasure.
555
00:20:16,733 --> 00:20:19,652
If you guys want to keep
speaking to me, it'll be $1,000.
556
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,655
[ Laughter ]
557
00:20:23,699 --> 00:20:25,492
Oh.
558
00:20:30,205 --> 00:20:31,747
Get excited, people.
559
00:20:31,748 --> 00:20:33,958
The deli is making
smoothies now.
560
00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:35,334
Oh! And they sent
these as a thank you
561
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,752
for saving a beloved
small business
562
00:20:36,753 --> 00:20:38,587
from the clutches
of gentrificach.
563
00:20:38,588 --> 00:20:40,047
Well, it's a win-win.
564
00:20:40,048 --> 00:20:41,590
The neighborhood gets
to keep a local fave
565
00:20:41,591 --> 00:20:43,134
and we get free smoothies.
566
00:20:43,135 --> 00:20:45,094
Deli smoothies. They
don't have the training.
567
00:20:45,095 --> 00:20:47,596
Oh, well, I guess these
will just have to do.
568
00:20:47,597 --> 00:20:49,974
Enjoy the refreshing
taste of community action.
569
00:20:49,975 --> 00:20:51,977
Chindon! Hey! Love it.
570
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:55,271
No. [ Gurgles ] Oh.
571
00:20:55,272 --> 00:20:58,482
Oh, fallen angels!
That is vile!
572
00:20:58,483 --> 00:21:00,359
What is in this?
573
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,029
Mango Mortadella Fusion?
574
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,322
Is that menthol?
575
00:21:04,323 --> 00:21:05,364
Appears we have the same flavor.
576
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,907
Menthol madness. Ugh!
577
00:21:06,908 --> 00:21:10,286
Mine is... it's mostly
Nerd Clusters and...
578
00:21:10,287 --> 00:21:12,163
Hot Fries.
579
00:21:12,164 --> 00:21:14,123
Yeah, which, honestly, I'm...
580
00:21:14,124 --> 00:21:16,459
Student: Are you ready? Oh,
wait, guys, I'm in next.
581
00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:18,210
No, wait. Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
582
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:21,673
Whoo! Eee!
583
00:21:21,723 --> 00:21:26,273
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