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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,367 --> 00:00:44,454 Soda water. 2 00:00:44,455 --> 00:00:46,133 - Lime wedge? - Nah. 3 00:00:46,134 --> 00:00:47,592 Who am I trying to fool? 4 00:00:48,438 --> 00:00:49,905 Hey there. 5 00:00:51,475 --> 00:00:52,706 Hi. 6 00:00:53,310 --> 00:00:56,052 - Are you staying at the hotel? - I am. 7 00:00:56,053 --> 00:00:57,819 Yeah, me, too, you know. 8 00:00:57,820 --> 00:01:00,236 I'm, uh, I'm Curtis. 9 00:01:00,237 --> 00:01:01,923 Gretchen. 10 00:01:01,924 --> 00:01:04,867 Wow. I don't think I've ever actually met a Gretchen. 11 00:01:04,868 --> 00:01:07,618 Well, Curtis, now you have. 12 00:01:07,619 --> 00:01:09,604 Yes, I have. 13 00:01:11,282 --> 00:01:14,367 So, uh, are you... are you here alone, 14 00:01:14,368 --> 00:01:16,669 or...? 15 00:01:16,670 --> 00:01:19,272 Yes, I... I am alone. 16 00:01:19,273 --> 00:01:21,374 Uh... 17 00:01:21,375 --> 00:01:25,425 I-I guess what I'm asking in a larger sense is... 18 00:01:26,152 --> 00:01:27,163 single? 19 00:01:27,164 --> 00:01:30,284 Are you, uh... are you single? 20 00:01:32,655 --> 00:01:34,537 Single like a fox. 21 00:01:34,538 --> 00:01:38,892 Although, I did almost get married once. 22 00:01:38,893 --> 00:01:40,817 Oh. Almost. 23 00:01:41,583 --> 00:01:45,662 Well, I mean, would you want to tell me the story over a drink? 24 00:01:49,455 --> 00:01:50,737 Aw, fuck it. 25 00:01:50,738 --> 00:01:51,986 Whiskey, rocks. 26 00:01:52,907 --> 00:01:55,509 You live exactly once, right, Curtis? 27 00:01:55,510 --> 00:02:01,742 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 28 00:02:01,743 --> 00:02:04,961 ♪ I'm gonna leave you anyway ♪ 29 00:02:04,962 --> 00:02:07,998 ♪ I'm gonna leave you anyway ♪ 30 00:02:07,999 --> 00:02:10,618 ♪ Gonna leave you anyway. ♪ 31 00:02:37,129 --> 00:02:39,796 Okay, the final options for Gretchen's 32 00:02:39,797 --> 00:02:41,498 Walk Down the Aisle music. 33 00:02:41,499 --> 00:02:43,990 "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba, "Juicy," Biggie, 34 00:02:43,991 --> 00:02:45,762 "Poison" by Bell Biv DeVoe. 35 00:02:45,763 --> 00:02:48,855 As Shakespeare said, "Never trust a big butt and a smile." 36 00:02:48,856 --> 00:02:50,357 "Freak on a Leash" by Korn, 37 00:02:50,358 --> 00:02:52,425 - "Marry Me" by Train. - Oh, nix that one. 38 00:02:52,426 --> 00:02:54,828 I don't want to ruin my mascara crying too hard. 39 00:02:54,829 --> 00:02:56,496 "Sweet Child of Mine," GNR, 40 00:02:56,497 --> 00:02:58,164 "Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood. 41 00:02:58,165 --> 00:03:00,267 - You do know that's about butt sex? - I do. 42 00:03:00,268 --> 00:03:01,870 Madonna, "Like A Virgin," 43 00:03:01,871 --> 00:03:04,521 "2 Become 1," Spice Girls. Aw. 44 00:03:04,522 --> 00:03:07,993 "Sabotage," Beastie Boys, "Waterfalls," TLC. 45 00:03:07,994 --> 00:03:10,272 Oh, too sad. AIDS. Change it to "No Scrubs." 46 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:13,184 "Pop That Pussy" by 2 Live Crew, 47 00:03:13,185 --> 00:03:15,231 "Girls Just Want to Have Lunch" by Weird Al, 48 00:03:15,232 --> 00:03:16,824 "Maneater" by Hall and Oates 49 00:03:16,825 --> 00:03:18,535 and "Cherry Pie" by Warrant. 50 00:03:18,536 --> 00:03:20,348 - Great list. - Greatest list. 51 00:03:20,349 --> 00:03:21,676 So, shall we winnow it down? 52 00:03:21,677 --> 00:03:23,993 Oh, gonna have to winnow lata, playa. 53 00:03:23,994 --> 00:03:25,953 I have to head into the office 54 00:03:25,954 --> 00:03:28,862 before the shitstorm du jour starts. Oh! 55 00:03:28,863 --> 00:03:31,197 Aw, damn it! 56 00:03:31,198 --> 00:03:33,849 Calgon, right? 57 00:03:33,850 --> 00:03:35,835 Anyway, office drahms. 58 00:03:35,836 --> 00:03:38,321 Debbie's inner-ear problem is flaring up, 59 00:03:38,322 --> 00:03:39,952 so she's always weaving when she walks. 60 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:42,640 And Mike's cat's butt is jacked 61 00:03:42,641 --> 00:03:44,794 after she had all those baby cats. 62 00:03:44,795 --> 00:03:46,688 Blah, blah, blah. Work shit. 63 00:03:46,689 --> 00:03:50,686 Yeah, yeah, mi-might I remind you that your first wedding 64 00:03:50,687 --> 00:03:52,993 is but five days away, 65 00:03:52,994 --> 00:03:55,663 and we still need to choose the font for the name cards 66 00:03:55,664 --> 00:03:58,475 and pick a punny name for our signature cocktail. 67 00:03:58,476 --> 00:04:00,327 And we're totally gonna do all that bullshit, 68 00:04:00,328 --> 00:04:03,129 but again, supes swamped at wiz-erk. 69 00:04:03,130 --> 00:04:05,598 Yeah, no, that's actually fine, 'cause Edgar and I 70 00:04:05,599 --> 00:04:08,985 have our notes "phoner" with the studio today. 71 00:04:08,986 --> 00:04:12,007 Because we finished the script. Which I told you about already. 72 00:04:12,008 --> 00:04:15,224 At which time your reaction was similarly, 73 00:04:15,225 --> 00:04:16,793 dishearteningly muted. 74 00:04:16,794 --> 00:04:18,425 Cool, bud. See ya. 75 00:04:21,065 --> 00:04:22,510 Huh. 76 00:04:22,511 --> 00:04:23,581 What? 77 00:04:23,582 --> 00:04:24,968 Oh, nothing. 78 00:04:24,969 --> 00:04:26,286 It just doesn't seem like 79 00:04:26,287 --> 00:04:27,907 Gretchen's very excited about the wedding. 80 00:04:27,908 --> 00:04:31,787 Edgar. As clearly evidenced by not even having time 81 00:04:31,788 --> 00:04:35,095 to close the front door, Gretchen is incredibly busy 82 00:04:35,096 --> 00:04:37,104 with important work things. 83 00:04:37,105 --> 00:04:40,567 ♪ Say hey ♪ 84 00:04:40,568 --> 00:04:44,449 ♪ We go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work ♪ 85 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:48,206 ♪ We go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work ♪ 86 00:04:48,207 --> 00:04:49,562 ♪ We go to work ♪ 87 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:54,664 ♪ If you want it, come and get it ♪ 88 00:04:54,665 --> 00:04:57,901 ♪ We'll break you off some, we'll break you off some ♪ 89 00:04:57,902 --> 00:05:01,089 ♪ Say yeah ♪ 90 00:05:01,090 --> 00:05:03,123 ♪ We ain't come to play around ♪ 91 00:05:03,124 --> 00:05:04,657 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 92 00:05:04,658 --> 00:05:06,787 ♪ We ain't come to play around ♪ 93 00:05:06,788 --> 00:05:08,169 ♪ No, no, no ♪ 94 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:09,875 ♪ If you can't take the heat ♪ 95 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:11,922 ♪ Then get out the kitchen ♪ 96 00:05:11,923 --> 00:05:15,385 ♪ If you can't take the heat, then get out, get out ♪ 97 00:05:15,386 --> 00:05:18,688 ♪ Say yeah ♪ 98 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:20,490 ♪ Work, work, work, come on ♪ 99 00:05:20,491 --> 00:05:22,625 ♪ Work, work, work, yes ♪ 100 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:25,218 ♪ Yeah, yeah. ♪ 101 00:05:35,812 --> 00:05:38,060 - Hi. - Hey, everybody. 102 00:05:38,061 --> 00:05:39,831 Hey, guys. Sheila here. 103 00:05:41,237 --> 00:05:43,177 Uh, hi, Sheila. 104 00:05:43,178 --> 00:05:45,229 We just... Are we just waiting for everyone else, or...? 105 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:47,309 Uh, we just wanted to say 106 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:48,923 you two did a great job. 107 00:05:50,341 --> 00:05:52,633 Hey, Sheila, it's Edgar. 108 00:05:52,634 --> 00:05:56,097 We're just a little confused. 109 00:05:56,098 --> 00:05:57,699 Isn't this a notes call? 110 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:00,206 Yeah, it sounds like our wires got crossed. 111 00:06:00,207 --> 00:06:02,821 No, we're all set. Again, amazing work. 112 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:06,506 So, then, th-the next step would be...? 113 00:06:06,507 --> 00:06:08,233 Absolutely. Take care, guys. 114 00:06:14,785 --> 00:06:17,669 No notes? Boom! 115 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:19,070 I don't know, Jimmy. 116 00:06:19,071 --> 00:06:21,489 No notes isn't really a thing, remember? 117 00:06:21,490 --> 00:06:23,358 I'm gonna call my agent. 118 00:06:23,359 --> 00:06:25,470 Oh, no, Jimmy. 119 00:06:26,770 --> 00:06:28,918 Check Deadline. 120 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:31,923 Hi, Grace. 121 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:35,554 The studio's hired Diablo Cody 122 00:06:35,555 --> 00:06:37,330 to adapt my book?! 123 00:06:39,943 --> 00:06:42,560 But we already wrote it. 124 00:06:42,561 --> 00:06:44,437 They probably just kicked you a draft 125 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,097 to keep the relationship good while you finish 126 00:06:46,098 --> 00:06:47,376 the other two Peach books. 127 00:06:47,377 --> 00:06:48,833 Sort of how Tom gets "story by" credit 128 00:06:48,834 --> 00:06:50,168 on all the Reachers. 129 00:06:50,169 --> 00:06:52,306 Oh, guess I haven't seen you in a while, huh? 130 00:06:52,307 --> 00:06:54,752 My dad sobered up and found religion for us. 131 00:06:54,753 --> 00:06:56,925 Now I get to wear this cool sailor's costume, 132 00:06:56,926 --> 00:06:58,893 and I live in a room above a GameStop on Sunset 133 00:06:58,894 --> 00:06:59,894 with four other children. 134 00:06:59,895 --> 00:07:01,484 I left word. 135 00:07:01,485 --> 00:07:03,539 Hey, you know what I just caught on cable? 136 00:07:03,540 --> 00:07:04,742 Jack Reacher. 137 00:07:04,743 --> 00:07:06,016 It's really good. 138 00:07:06,017 --> 00:07:07,406 You should tell people it's good. 139 00:07:07,407 --> 00:07:09,336 Can I count on you to tell people it's good, Jimmy? 140 00:07:09,337 --> 00:07:13,925 Another great living novelist felled by the studio system, 141 00:07:13,926 --> 00:07:16,661 Like F. Scott Fitzgerald or Chuck Palahniuk. 142 00:07:16,662 --> 00:07:19,247 How utterly cliché. 143 00:07:20,733 --> 00:07:23,643 Well, at least my better half is still gainfully employed. 144 00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:32,321 You got the shit? 145 00:07:38,652 --> 00:07:40,468 Why can't I meet you somewhere normal? 146 00:07:40,469 --> 00:07:41,903 Hit me with the hot work goss. 147 00:07:41,904 --> 00:07:45,781 It turns out, Mike's cat actually has hemorrhoids. 148 00:07:45,782 --> 00:07:47,892 Debbie took a header coming out of the bathroom. 149 00:07:48,975 --> 00:07:51,730 Yvette's still a giant bitch for firing you. 150 00:07:51,731 --> 00:07:54,453 - How's Toilet? - How would I know? 151 00:07:54,454 --> 00:07:56,344 He's great. Okay? 152 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:58,966 Gretch, I can't keep doing this. I think these papers 153 00:07:58,967 --> 00:08:00,789 you're making me steal may be important. 154 00:08:00,790 --> 00:08:03,291 If they were so important, why are they in the trash? 155 00:08:03,292 --> 00:08:05,620 Jimmy's never once looked at your work stuff. 156 00:08:05,621 --> 00:08:07,195 Why do you need Caliber papers 157 00:08:07,196 --> 00:08:08,901 to make him believe you weren't canned? 158 00:08:08,902 --> 00:08:10,832 I can't let him know I am losing it 159 00:08:10,833 --> 00:08:12,015 right before the wedding. 160 00:08:12,016 --> 00:08:13,668 I'll tell him after. 161 00:08:13,669 --> 00:08:15,236 Divorce is so much paperwork. 162 00:08:15,237 --> 00:08:16,488 He'll never get around to that shit. 163 00:08:16,489 --> 00:08:18,156 Stupid Yvette. 164 00:08:18,157 --> 00:08:21,334 I mean, who fires someone right before their wedding? 165 00:08:22,012 --> 00:08:23,315 You know what? 166 00:08:23,316 --> 00:08:27,298 I am going to march in there and chew her ass out for you. 167 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,486 Plus, it's only four episodes, 168 00:08:29,487 --> 00:08:31,803 so we can probably watch it all tonight. 169 00:08:31,804 --> 00:08:34,789 Ooh. Let's order Thai. 170 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:37,392 Okay. Hey. 171 00:08:37,393 --> 00:08:39,027 You know what else we should do? 172 00:08:39,028 --> 00:08:41,246 - Rehire Gretchen. - What? 173 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:47,907 Hey, where'd your butt go? 174 00:08:47,908 --> 00:08:50,571 I understand that Gretchen is your friend, 175 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,257 but she royally screwed up. 176 00:08:53,691 --> 00:08:55,093 Did she, though? 177 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,612 She set off a fire alarm to avoid 178 00:08:57,613 --> 00:08:59,798 disappointing one of her clients. 179 00:09:00,370 --> 00:09:01,930 That is insane. 180 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:04,623 I feel like you're upset. 181 00:09:05,204 --> 00:09:07,388 So what color curry should we get tonight? 182 00:09:07,389 --> 00:09:10,391 Yellow? Red? Blue? 183 00:09:10,392 --> 00:09:12,427 Something came up. 184 00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:13,878 Just now? 185 00:09:14,964 --> 00:09:16,981 Okay. 186 00:09:32,298 --> 00:09:37,101 My own creation, ripped from my heaving bosom. 187 00:09:37,102 --> 00:09:40,221 No! 188 00:09:40,222 --> 00:09:42,957 Edgar, be a dear and answer this, will you? 189 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,959 Whoever it is won't stop calling, 190 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,961 and I'm far too distressed 191 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:49,197 to synthesize any sort of cogent thought. 192 00:09:49,198 --> 00:09:51,232 Jimmy's phone. This is Edgar. 193 00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:52,901 Uh-huh, hold on. 194 00:09:52,902 --> 00:09:54,302 The caterer wants to know if you want 195 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,471 red or white quinoa in the farro salad. 196 00:09:59,815 --> 00:10:01,693 We'll get back to you. 197 00:10:03,247 --> 00:10:04,729 I'm gonna ask Gretchen. 198 00:10:08,015 --> 00:10:09,234 Caliber PR. 199 00:10:09,235 --> 00:10:11,286 Uh, hi. Gretchen Cutler's office, please? 200 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:18,693 You are hearing this prepared statement 201 00:10:18,694 --> 00:10:20,795 because you called for Gretchen Cutler, 202 00:10:20,796 --> 00:10:23,231 whose employment was terminated immediately 203 00:10:23,232 --> 00:10:25,507 upon the incident on the 12th. 204 00:10:25,508 --> 00:10:28,953 If Ms. Cutler has personally injured or assaul... 205 00:10:35,194 --> 00:10:36,600 I left word. 206 00:10:43,187 --> 00:10:46,796 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 207 00:10:46,797 --> 00:10:49,200 Good girl. 208 00:10:53,456 --> 00:10:55,206 Time for sleepies. 209 00:10:55,207 --> 00:10:57,808 You get some sleep, okay? Good night. 210 00:11:00,245 --> 00:11:02,246 Shh... 211 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:08,039 Hey, you want to help me find a new apartment? 212 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:11,639 Bec and I talked Paul into springing for a sweet Airbnb. 213 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,107 "For the baby." Oops. 214 00:11:13,108 --> 00:11:14,708 I'm supposed to do the quotes in my head. 215 00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:17,469 - I have a secret. - Hell, yeah. 216 00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:19,319 Love secrets. Lay it on me. 217 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,918 I'm a lesbian now. 218 00:11:22,538 --> 00:11:23,617 That's, uh... 219 00:11:25,588 --> 00:11:26,658 That's... 220 00:11:27,639 --> 00:11:29,740 That's amazing. 221 00:11:29,741 --> 00:11:32,883 I am so honored that you would trust me with this. Come here. 222 00:11:32,884 --> 00:11:34,111 Oh. 223 00:11:34,112 --> 00:11:35,849 You outed yourself to the right hombre. 224 00:11:35,850 --> 00:11:37,369 I'm sort of a lezbo expert. 225 00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:39,500 Not 'cause I'm cranked up by the idea of two ladies 226 00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:42,820 smushing their titties and boxes together and whatnots, 227 00:11:42,821 --> 00:11:45,419 - but on account of my two moms. - Your what, now? 228 00:11:45,420 --> 00:11:48,589 Me being born dead was mad stressful on my folks. 229 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:50,480 I survived, but their marriage didn't. 230 00:11:50,481 --> 00:11:51,962 But it was a stealth blessing 231 00:11:51,963 --> 00:11:54,031 'cause it turns out my mom is super gay. 232 00:11:54,032 --> 00:11:56,033 And you turned out like this? 233 00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:58,422 Right. That's why I'm so mad fucking sensitive. 234 00:11:58,423 --> 00:12:00,504 I like Yvette so much. 235 00:12:00,505 --> 00:12:04,426 I've never felt this way about anyone, not even Dave Navarro. 236 00:12:04,427 --> 00:12:05,609 Plus, I've never dated a woman, 237 00:12:05,610 --> 00:12:08,128 so I don't know if I'm doing any of this right. 238 00:12:08,129 --> 00:12:10,164 Okay. Let's run through your relaish right quick. 239 00:12:10,165 --> 00:12:14,268 Oh. 240 00:12:14,269 --> 00:12:17,312 - When was your last hike? - Never. 241 00:12:18,292 --> 00:12:20,174 Which Costco do you guys belong to together? 242 00:12:20,175 --> 00:12:22,176 - None. - Have you seen Fun Home? 243 00:12:22,177 --> 00:12:24,378 - Huh? - How many flannels do you own? 244 00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:27,028 - Uh... - Which Subaru have you test-driven? 245 00:12:27,029 --> 00:12:28,727 - Zero. - How much did you donate 246 00:12:28,728 --> 00:12:30,915 - to NPR last year? - What's NPR? 247 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,960 What's your favorite Tegan and Sara album? 248 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,873 - Who? - Has she made you a chili? 249 00:12:35,874 --> 00:12:38,742 - What? - A chili... beans, meat, a tomato base. 250 00:12:38,743 --> 00:12:41,740 - A chili, goddamn it. - We haven't made a chili. 251 00:12:41,741 --> 00:12:43,330 That's it! 252 00:12:43,331 --> 00:12:44,999 You need to do something to let her know 253 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,317 that you're serious about being a lesbian. 254 00:12:58,752 --> 00:13:01,598 Three, two... 255 00:13:01,599 --> 00:13:03,934 Wheel of Fortune! 256 00:13:03,935 --> 00:13:06,437 Home just in time for Wheel. 257 00:13:06,438 --> 00:13:08,072 Pretty impressive how I have my commute 258 00:13:08,073 --> 00:13:10,174 timed so perfectly, huh, Jimbo? 259 00:13:12,077 --> 00:13:15,329 Another crazy one at work today. 260 00:13:15,330 --> 00:13:17,221 You know, Debbie, from accounting? 261 00:13:17,222 --> 00:13:20,304 She ate shit coming out of the bathroom. 262 00:13:20,305 --> 00:13:23,209 Really fucked herself up. Super funny. 263 00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:26,254 Also, Mike's cat's butt exploded. 264 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,608 Don't you want to know what's wrong? 265 00:13:32,968 --> 00:13:34,331 Of course. 266 00:13:35,368 --> 00:13:38,802 I was essentially fired off my own movie, 267 00:13:38,803 --> 00:13:43,684 only to be rewritten by Diablo Cody. Diablo Cody. 268 00:13:43,685 --> 00:13:45,426 - Juno. - I do know. 269 00:13:45,913 --> 00:13:48,929 Ever since, I've been in a depressive spiral. 270 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:52,936 I hope that you can still love me through this. 271 00:13:55,654 --> 00:13:58,605 There, there, bud. 272 00:13:58,606 --> 00:14:00,309 It'll be okay. 273 00:14:00,310 --> 00:14:03,222 You know, I really underestimated 274 00:14:03,223 --> 00:14:07,663 the amount of psychic pain that depression can inflict. 275 00:14:08,361 --> 00:14:11,501 This really puts your past flare-ups into context. 276 00:14:12,261 --> 00:14:13,715 It really does. 277 00:14:20,863 --> 00:14:24,080 ♪ Got a issue, got a issue, better leave it ♪ 278 00:14:24,081 --> 00:14:26,395 ♪ I don't really say it unless I mean it ♪ 279 00:14:26,396 --> 00:14:28,581 ♪ Magazines ain't here for reading ♪ 280 00:14:28,582 --> 00:14:31,405 ♪ 'Cause now these... fucking with the meanest ♪ 281 00:14:31,406 --> 00:14:33,438 ♪ Since a youngin', I've been going fucking hammer ♪ 282 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,933 ♪ Don't believe me? Ask my motherfucking nana ♪ 283 00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:38,377 ♪ She'll tell you I've been crazy since pajamas ♪ 284 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,913 ♪ Everybody in my crew go bananas ♪ 285 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:43,583 ♪ Burn said kill it, I said why not? ♪ 286 00:14:43,584 --> 00:14:46,319 ♪ Aim it through the alley, that's a tight shot ♪ 287 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,654 ♪ Bitch, pussy good, that's a tight shot ♪ 288 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,089 ♪ Too bad that my heart... ♪ 289 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,424 Hey, Gretchen. 290 00:14:53,585 --> 00:14:54,744 Hello there. 291 00:14:56,245 --> 00:14:57,471 How are you? 292 00:14:59,123 --> 00:15:00,650 So good. 293 00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:03,236 Work is B-A-N-A-N-A-S. 294 00:15:03,884 --> 00:15:07,872 Debbie from accounting died, so there's a cake for that later. 295 00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:10,576 And my assistant Mike's cat has a robot butt. 296 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,599 You know, cool work stuff. 297 00:15:13,015 --> 00:15:14,253 Mm-hmm. 298 00:15:20,079 --> 00:15:21,354 All right. 299 00:15:23,359 --> 00:15:24,369 See ya. 300 00:15:24,919 --> 00:15:27,410 ♪ The bells are ringing ♪ 301 00:15:27,411 --> 00:15:29,945 ♪ For me and my gal ♪ 302 00:15:29,946 --> 00:15:33,322 ♪ The birds are singing ♪ 303 00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,964 ♪ For me and my gal ♪ 304 00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:38,880 ♪ Everybody been knowing ♪ 305 00:15:38,881 --> 00:15:42,018 ♪ To a wedding we're goin'. ♪ 306 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,814 I've done it. I bested my depression. 307 00:15:45,815 --> 00:15:49,148 Gretchen, I gazed into the eye of the great void 308 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,783 and I said, "Nay, 309 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,340 you shan't take me today, void." 310 00:15:53,341 --> 00:15:54,343 Hmm. 311 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,856 Sorry for being such a bummer yesterday. 312 00:15:55,857 --> 00:15:57,867 It was really quite selfish of me 313 00:15:57,868 --> 00:16:00,622 to burden you with my sadness like that. 314 00:16:00,623 --> 00:16:02,044 - No worries. - And now I wholly 315 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,927 empathize with your experience of depression. 316 00:16:04,928 --> 00:16:07,497 I'm just glad those dark days are behind us. 317 00:16:07,498 --> 00:16:09,151 - Anyways, I really got to get to... - I am gonna seize 318 00:16:09,152 --> 00:16:14,200 this glorious day to take care of manifold wedding tasks. 319 00:16:14,201 --> 00:16:16,301 I can't believe we're getting married in four days. 320 00:16:16,302 --> 00:16:17,700 Same. 321 00:16:17,701 --> 00:16:19,319 I'm also gonna take my tux to get pressed. 322 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,796 Would you like me to take your dress, as well? 323 00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:22,315 Don't worry, I won't peek at it. 324 00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:24,604 - Actually, I don't have one. - What's that? 325 00:16:24,605 --> 00:16:27,010 No dress, homeboy. I've been busy. 326 00:16:27,011 --> 00:16:29,489 Work. Got to go, so busy. 327 00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:31,858 Debbie go boom, cat butt turn for worse. 328 00:16:31,859 --> 00:16:33,225 Bye. 329 00:16:39,549 --> 00:16:41,584 Work it. 330 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:44,720 Remind the DA that while Lil' Reba claims in every interview 331 00:16:44,721 --> 00:16:47,456 to be "moving bricks," she's nine years old. 332 00:16:47,457 --> 00:16:49,525 Then leak to the source that Reba is quote: 333 00:16:49,526 --> 00:16:51,327 "Hard as shit and has been flipping packs 334 00:16:51,328 --> 00:16:52,700 since she was six." 335 00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:54,613 Okay? Uh, yes, and... 336 00:16:55,924 --> 00:16:57,416 Let me call you back. 337 00:16:58,148 --> 00:17:00,592 Lindsay, please. I really don't have 338 00:17:00,593 --> 00:17:03,134 - time for your... - Ta-da. 339 00:17:03,135 --> 00:17:04,280 Oh, dear God. 340 00:17:04,281 --> 00:17:05,694 I really like you, Yvette. 341 00:17:05,695 --> 00:17:07,842 I want to go hiking to Costco 342 00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:09,662 with you and buy chili stuff. 343 00:17:09,663 --> 00:17:11,332 Let's make a chili. 344 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:14,450 Did you seriously think that putting on 345 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:18,358 some lesbian minstrel show would convince me to... what? 346 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:21,190 I don't even know what you want. 347 00:17:22,976 --> 00:17:25,010 - I want you. - You're not gay. 348 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,613 Not to mention the fact that you had an agenda 349 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,181 to get Gretchen hired back. 350 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:32,351 That's not true! We squished boxes before you fired Gretchen. 351 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,123 Don't hire her back; I don't care. 352 00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:35,955 I'm sorry, Lindsay. 353 00:17:35,956 --> 00:17:38,257 Okay, you're right, maybe I am trying hard 354 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,743 but that's because I love you so quit the bullshit 355 00:17:40,744 --> 00:17:43,946 and tell me you love me back or I'll stab you, you fucking cunt. 356 00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:49,618 You know what? 357 00:17:49,619 --> 00:17:50,986 You're fired. 358 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,455 You can't fire me. 359 00:17:52,456 --> 00:17:54,364 There are literal hours of security footage 360 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:57,076 of you stealing confidential documents from the shred bin. 361 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,825 You mean the locked trash? 362 00:17:58,826 --> 00:18:00,980 You also just threatened to stab me. 363 00:18:02,158 --> 00:18:04,431 - I'm gonna... - Yeah. 364 00:18:08,239 --> 00:18:10,823 So what am I looking at, severance package-wise? 365 00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:12,224 Just around? 366 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,826 Ballpark it for me is fine. 367 00:18:28,544 --> 00:18:30,810 - Yo, you got the papers? - No, Gretchen. 368 00:18:30,811 --> 00:18:32,278 I don't have your papers. 369 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:35,502 - I quit. - What? Why? 370 00:18:35,503 --> 00:18:38,350 For you, in solidarity. I thought you'd be happy. 371 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,319 Four days, Lindsay. 372 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,855 You couldn't hold on for four Goddamn more days? 373 00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,357 No! This has gone too far. 374 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,714 Just tell Jimmy the truth. 375 00:18:47,715 --> 00:18:50,513 If someone really loves you, they don't get mad, 376 00:18:50,514 --> 00:18:51,814 no matter what you tell them. 377 00:18:51,815 --> 00:18:53,547 Here, watch. 378 00:18:54,707 --> 00:18:56,980 I've been sleeping with Yvette. 379 00:18:56,981 --> 00:19:00,095 And also, I didn't quit; she fired me. 380 00:19:00,096 --> 00:19:01,190 See? 381 00:19:01,191 --> 00:19:03,709 And I ate her butt. See? No one cares. 382 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,686 Yvette? You were literally sleeping with the enemy! 383 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:07,847 You're not gay. 384 00:19:07,848 --> 00:19:10,349 Well, I thought maybe I was for a second because I'm lost. 385 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,982 Jesus. 386 00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:14,406 Changed my mind, maybe you shouldn't tell Jimmy. 387 00:19:14,407 --> 00:19:17,195 Also, she wasn't the enemy. 388 00:19:17,196 --> 00:19:20,176 You actually did screw up pretty bad. 389 00:19:20,177 --> 00:19:23,078 You caused, like, a hundred grand worth of water damage 390 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,728 - to that club. - You sound like a narc. 391 00:19:24,729 --> 00:19:27,065 You're a giant narc bitch and I have somewhere to be. 392 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,551 - Narc. - Well, you're a tiny bitch. 393 00:19:29,552 --> 00:19:31,353 And I have nowhere to be. 394 00:19:31,354 --> 00:19:34,023 And you didn't even say anything about my hair. 395 00:19:34,024 --> 00:19:35,174 It's Paul hair. 396 00:19:36,547 --> 00:19:38,510 What are you doing later? 397 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,479 I don't know! Call me! 398 00:19:57,857 --> 00:19:59,180 Oh, hi. 399 00:19:59,181 --> 00:20:01,150 Um, my friend's a klepto and I think she just stole a dog. 400 00:20:01,151 --> 00:20:03,347 What? Uh... No. 401 00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:06,220 These doggos are all up for adoption 402 00:20:06,221 --> 00:20:08,400 or walking. We're here every week. 403 00:20:08,401 --> 00:20:11,310 You know, most people do this for the dogs, 404 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,811 but something tells me that chick needs 405 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,680 these walks more than the dogs do. 406 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,016 Some of the dogs actually get bummed when she shows up. 407 00:20:17,017 --> 00:20:18,584 Like they can smell the desperation. 408 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,155 Just give me a dog, man. 409 00:20:21,305 --> 00:20:23,464 Make it a real badass one. 410 00:20:36,046 --> 00:20:37,653 You following me, narc? 411 00:20:38,312 --> 00:20:40,347 I'm worried about you, Gretchen. 412 00:20:40,348 --> 00:20:42,500 Why? I'm doing great. 413 00:20:43,186 --> 00:20:44,966 Look how good I am at fetch. 414 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,282 What were you looking for in the garbage this morning? 415 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,452 - Mind your own business, Edgar. - You made it my business 416 00:20:52,453 --> 00:20:54,219 when you started stealing my meds. 417 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,821 - Meds you don't use. - I don't use them 418 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:58,991 because they were messing me up and they're prescribed to me. 419 00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:00,560 Who knows what they're doing to you. 420 00:21:00,561 --> 00:21:01,810 I do. 421 00:21:01,811 --> 00:21:03,684 They're making life bearable. 422 00:21:03,685 --> 00:21:06,782 Are you insane, monitoring me? 423 00:21:06,783 --> 00:21:09,826 My parents did that and they were my parents. 424 00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:11,971 And I rejected them forever for it. 425 00:21:11,972 --> 00:21:14,823 You're just... you. 426 00:21:14,824 --> 00:21:17,218 Like, who the fuck are you even? 427 00:21:17,219 --> 00:21:21,780 Maybe the best thing for everyone 428 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,616 would be for you 429 00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:26,595 to get the hell out of our lives for good! 430 00:21:27,065 --> 00:21:29,117 I know you got fired. 431 00:21:32,475 --> 00:21:33,751 Please don't tell Jimmy. 432 00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:35,778 Jimmy doesn't care about your job. 433 00:21:35,779 --> 00:21:38,440 Edgar, I am begging you. 434 00:21:38,441 --> 00:21:39,848 Don't tell Jimmy. 435 00:21:39,849 --> 00:21:42,802 He will leave me again and this time, he won't be 436 00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:45,371 - wrong to do it. - Gretchen, Jesus. 437 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,876 I was really trying at work. 438 00:21:49,623 --> 00:21:51,677 And I still blew it. 439 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:56,115 Even when I try, I fail. 440 00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:58,574 I always fail. 441 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,495 And I can't fail with Jimmy. 442 00:22:01,496 --> 00:22:03,806 I just... can't. 443 00:22:05,109 --> 00:22:06,425 I won't tell him. 444 00:22:07,811 --> 00:22:10,112 But don't you think you should be able to? 445 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,842 I'm sorry. 446 00:22:25,329 --> 00:22:29,982 ♪ I saw you ♪ 447 00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:31,550 ♪ Standing there... ♪ 448 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:35,636 Goddamn, homey, work was straight cray again today. 449 00:22:35,637 --> 00:22:38,601 But I am so stoked I made it home in time for... 450 00:22:38,602 --> 00:22:40,249 What's up, Jimmy? 451 00:22:42,302 --> 00:22:44,346 Jimmy. 452 00:22:44,347 --> 00:22:45,691 What? 453 00:22:45,692 --> 00:22:50,686 ♪ I wonder why, oh why ♪ 454 00:22:50,687 --> 00:22:53,255 ♪ Ooh ♪ 455 00:22:53,256 --> 00:22:58,010 ♪ That you were not there ♪ 456 00:22:58,011 --> 00:23:01,413 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ 457 00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:04,783 ♪ You looked so good ♪ 458 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,452 I got you a wedding dress. 459 00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:15,511 ♪ That I stopped and I stared... ♪ 460 00:23:15,512 --> 00:23:17,112 What the... 461 00:23:17,113 --> 00:23:19,948 Jimmy, that's exactly the dress I didn't know I needed. 462 00:23:19,949 --> 00:23:21,216 How did you...? 463 00:23:21,217 --> 00:23:23,385 ♪ Why... ♪ 464 00:23:23,386 --> 00:23:24,937 Beat it. 465 00:23:27,975 --> 00:23:29,892 - Can you unzip me, mister? - Yes, just go. 466 00:23:29,893 --> 00:23:32,945 ♪ That day... ♪ 467 00:23:32,946 --> 00:23:36,615 Obviously we'll have it taken in significantly. 468 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,817 Thank you. 469 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,285 ♪ I looked for you... ♪ 470 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:41,578 I got fired. 471 00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:45,691 Oh. Well, that's okay. 472 00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:47,409 Really? 473 00:23:47,410 --> 00:23:49,478 Yeah, we'll figure it out. 474 00:23:49,479 --> 00:23:52,648 And if not, Edgar can give us homeless advice. 475 00:23:54,484 --> 00:23:56,919 Actually, I got fired, like, two weeks ago. 476 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,654 I've just been pretending to go to work 477 00:23:58,655 --> 00:24:01,523 like some prideful Japanese businessman. 478 00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:03,609 Also I stopped talking to my therapist 479 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,744 and I've been taking a bunch of random pills. 480 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:08,847 And even though I have literally nothing to do, 481 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,616 I just can't bear to bring myself 482 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,768 to do a single thing for this wedding. 483 00:24:14,504 --> 00:24:17,472 Our wedding is gonna be amazing. 484 00:24:17,473 --> 00:24:22,411 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 485 00:24:22,412 --> 00:24:24,763 ♪ You may not be deep ♪ 486 00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:30,986 ♪ Ah... ah ♪ 487 00:24:30,987 --> 00:24:34,523 ♪ This could happen to you, pretty baby ♪ 488 00:24:34,524 --> 00:24:37,743 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 489 00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:42,514 ♪ Like it happened to me ♪ 490 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:45,767 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh. ♪ 35368

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