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Will & Grace is recorded
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in front of a live studio audience.
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Okay, I have no idea why I'm
supposed to care about her.
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- Bella Hadid!
- Even less.
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- Gigi Hadid!
- Yes.
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- Ugh, this guy.
- Kanye.
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Yes.
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Uh, time, time.
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The score right now is 15 for you guys,
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and we are your heels with
a very respectable one.
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I'm sorry I'm such a bad partner.
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Are you kidding?
You're better than Grace.
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She never takes the time out to tell me
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how beautiful my eyes are.
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They really are incredible.
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They're hazel.
They're the color of a swamp.
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Here, your turn.
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Okay, ready?
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Go.
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Okay, he's hot but not as hot as you.
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Adam Levine.
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You think you're hotter than Adam Levine?
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- He's right.
- Yes, that's one point for us!
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No, no, it's the wrong answer
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but you are correct that
you're hotter than Adam Levine.
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- That's so sweet.
- Oh, you're so sweet.
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We're still playing!
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Oh, this one's easy.
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Uh, we both have French bulldogs
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from the same surrogate.
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Time, time! We won again.
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It was Rachel Maddow.
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Oh.
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- Well, you guys were great.
- Mm-hmm.
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At crapping the bed.
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But you know what?
They are fun to hang out with.
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They are. They're a great couple.
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But come on, we're the better couple.
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You know, it's almost rude
how much better we are.
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Should we try to be
less great as a couple?
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If we could, we would.
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They really care a lot about the game.
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I know,
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but they're not as pretty as we are.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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What is it, Mother?
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No, I am not screening your calls.
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I did listen to your voicemails!
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I did too, Judith!
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Oh, yes I...
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Okay, no I didn't.
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What do you want?
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No, of course I'm still getting married!
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Why would... why do you keep
asking me that?
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I love Estefan.
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How dare you!
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No, I am not going to cheat.
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Not even if the perfect man
fell from the sky!
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No, I'm not going to feel stuck
when I get married.
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I will never be stuck.
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Oh, my God, I'm stuck.
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Malcolm, darling, the power is still out.
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I'll take off as soon
as it stops snowing.
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I'll just give Pilot
a little nudge. Okay.
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Now you listen to me, you son of a bitch.
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I don't care if you have to dig
that plane out of the snow
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with a coke spoon,
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I am flying to Islamabad
tonight to see my boyfriend.
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Wow, so that voice comes out of you.
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I was picturing a sexy animated rabbit.
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Well, that's how I picture
myself except with a whip.
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Um, I'm Nikki. I'm above you.
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Honey, no one's above me.
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Mind if I borrow your glasses?
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Sure.
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There you go.
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Wow, you have such a weak prescription.
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There's no prescription.
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They're fake.
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My eyes are perfect.
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Then why...
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Well, network testing showed the glasses
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make me appear more trustworthy
and approachable.
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So people think you're too
beautiful without the glasses?
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82% of viewers don't hear a word I say
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when I'm not wearing them.
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I'm sorry, what?
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You know what bugs me about
Will and McCoy?
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Ooh, what?
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They're so into each other,
especially McCoy.
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Love's not that showy crap.
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You know, "Oh, you're
so beautiful and wonderful."
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Who wants that all the time?
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Babies.
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This is good. oh, you and me hanging out.
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These last few months,
I've been really happy.
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- I could do this all the time.
- Yeah, me too.
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Hey, I've got an idea.
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How about I give you a drawer here?
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Some place to keep your fake glasses.
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- I love that idea, Will.
- Hmm.
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Or I could just move in with you.
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Oh.
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Love is looking someone in the eyes
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and saying "I love you, move in with me."
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Yeah, I guess.
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Oh.
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Bad nut.
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Grace, I'm asking you to move in with me.
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Oh, I... oh.
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Ah, I did it again. I moved too fast.
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Why do I keep doing that?
What is wrong with me?
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No, no, no, wait, wait!
There's nothing wrong with you.
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No, you're great.
You... you... you're wonderful.
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The reason we can't move in
together is... it's not you.
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It's Grace.
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You make me happy
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and you're so good with Katie
and she adores you.
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So what the hell, let's do this.
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What's with the face?
Why isn't it a "yes" face?
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I... I would. I mean, I would, but...
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But what? What... what is it?
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It's Will.
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What about her?
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Well, she's gone through
some stuff, you know?
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She's kind of, um, well...
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she's mentally unstable.
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He's...
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broke.
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Completely broke.
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What, how?
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Gambling.
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- How unstable?
- It's not good, McCoy.
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Okay, that's what that sound is.
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You know, upstairs, uh,
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we all thought someone
played the maracas.
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Isn't there, like,
another smaller maraca?
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That would be this.
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You're very musical.
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Well, I've been playing for years.
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Hello, 911?
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Yes, uh, yes, I called three times!
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Why isn't anybody here yet?
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Did you just call me ma'am?
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I am not a ma'am.
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No, I am a man. I am not a ma'am.
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Why would you think I was a woman?
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Grace, can I talk to you?
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Uh, sure. Come on in.
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Don't say anything about the gambling.
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Hey, sorry you guys.
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Ow!
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Please tell me that's a shell
and not a toenail.
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Grace said the maid comes tomorrow
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so we could throw whatever
we want on the floor.
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He's the maid.
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Look at us.
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Just two working gals in the big city.
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Punching in everyday around 2:00,
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pushing papers till 3:30,
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then taking the Rolls back to the manse,
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sleeping 16 hours and then it's
time to make the donuts.
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You're like my photo negative.
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Hmm?
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Ugh, God, it does not look like
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we are getting out of here tonight.
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Oh, honey, don't say that.
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Girl, I just said it.
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Honey.
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Girl.
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Honey.
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Girl.
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So, uh, can I talk to you for a moment?
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Oh, I leave. That's how this works.
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Mm-hmm.
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Sorry, you know, I just have
a, uh, I have a problem.
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Oh, I know.
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I mean, I... I don't know.
Why would I know?
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Oh, uh, forgot my wallet.
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I might need it for, um...
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no particular reason.
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Certainly trust you.
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It's so hot.
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Why is it so hot in here?
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Must be...
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must be running out of oxygen.
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There's no other explanation.
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So...
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Look, I... I need you to back me up
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and... and don't ask any questions.
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I told McCoy
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that you're mentally
and emotionally unstable.
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What? And he believed you?
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Instantly.
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He asked to move in with me
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and I panicked.
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Just... so just back me up
on this, please!
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I'd do it for you.
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Yeah, um, let's test that out.
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I told Noah that you're an
out of control gambler.
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Also a thief, but that's really
just to support the gambling.
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Just...
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Man, it's so hot.
I got to get out of here.
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Think of a plan, Jack. Think of a plan.
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Ooh, I got it!
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Help!
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What is going on with them?
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What is going on with us?
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Isn't this what we both wanted?
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Yeah.
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Then why didn't we say yes?
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Maybe...
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maybe we like things the way they are.
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Yes, yes, we do.
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We're in a really good place.
We're comfortable.
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Comfortable, exactly.
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You get to a certain age.
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Forty-s...
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Four.
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And... and you want comfort.
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And there's nothing wrong with that.
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No, exactly.
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So we'll just... we'll just
tell the men, who love us,
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that we made up ridiculous lies
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because we would rather
just live together.
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Forever.
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Or we could keep the lies going
for a little while,
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buy us some time.
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Now that's the kind
of short term thinking
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we gamblers like to hear.
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And I think it's just crazy
enough to work.
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Good, that's good.
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That's good. That's a good idea.
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It's a great idea.
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I'm just gonna say it, we're geniuses.
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I'm gonna say it,
we're the better couple.
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Will? No, it's me.
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Will and Grace are doing
their Will and Grace thing.
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I don't know where to be.
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Wow, this place is really clean.
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Where do you guys eat?
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In the kitchen.
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Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?
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Yeah, have a seat.
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So listen...
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are these flannel sheets?
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Yeah, they're really great on
a night like this.
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I always wondered what they felt like.
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Be my guest.
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Don't feel weird,
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I'm New York's most trusted newsman.
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Yeah, all right.
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- Oh, wow.
- Mm-hmm.
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Ooh, that's cozy.
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It's nice to be in a bed
where nothing crunches.
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Hmm.
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You have the most beautiful
skin I've ever seen.
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You're like a super-hot baby.
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I know, it's both a blessing and a...
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actually, it's just a blessing.
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So listen, uh, I just
want to put it out there.
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I know where Will can get some help
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for his gambling problem.
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Gambling problem?
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00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:06,834
You don't have to cover for him, okay?
266
00:12:06,858 --> 00:12:07,875
Grace told me.
267
00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:10,702
Oh, Grace told you.
268
00:12:13,424 --> 00:12:15,507
That must be so hard.
269
00:12:16,227 --> 00:12:18,350
Is she off her meds again?
270
00:12:19,791 --> 00:12:21,474
You mean Gas-X?
271
00:12:22,113 --> 00:12:23,531
No, no, she took one tonight.
272
00:12:23,555 --> 00:12:26,214
A little after the fact, but still.
273
00:12:26,238 --> 00:12:29,521
No, I'm talking about
her anti-psychotics.
274
00:12:30,322 --> 00:12:32,151
Will told me that she...
275
00:12:33,645 --> 00:12:35,071
You know what?
276
00:12:35,848 --> 00:12:37,385
I think we've been lied to.
277
00:12:37,409 --> 00:12:40,108
Nah, I... I find that hard to believe.
278
00:12:40,132 --> 00:12:42,134
Oh, sorry.
279
00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:49,598
I think we've been lied to.
280
00:12:49,622 --> 00:12:52,304
Oh, my God! We've been lied to!
281
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,844
This is the NYPD.
282
00:12:55,868 --> 00:12:57,480
Oh, thank God!
283
00:12:57,504 --> 00:13:00,473
Remain calm, ma'am. I'm coming down.
284
00:13:05,238 --> 00:13:07,680
Wait, I know you.
285
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,140
Drew.
286
00:13:11,164 --> 00:13:12,621
Jack?
287
00:13:12,645 --> 00:13:15,745
So what if I make a little
more effort than Malcolm?
288
00:13:15,769 --> 00:13:17,907
Are you saying that you've
never gone out of your way
289
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,268
for your man?
290
00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:22,536
No, but to be fair my men are women.
291
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,249
Oh.
292
00:13:29,423 --> 00:13:31,425
You're a vagiterian.
293
00:13:35,669 --> 00:13:37,367
Question,
294
00:13:37,391 --> 00:13:40,570
are you permanently parked
in the lesbian zone
295
00:13:40,594 --> 00:13:44,134
or do you move your car
to alternate sides
296
00:13:44,158 --> 00:13:46,760
of the street from time to time
for plowing?
297
00:13:50,324 --> 00:13:52,703
This car is parked up on blocks
298
00:13:52,727 --> 00:13:54,817
with 100 tickets on the windshield.
299
00:13:57,692 --> 00:13:59,470
Boils my blood!
300
00:13:59,494 --> 00:14:02,256
They still give tickets for being gay!
301
00:14:03,297 --> 00:14:05,796
Karen, I don't mean to judge but...
302
00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:08,239
look, if you're always taking
care of some guy,
303
00:14:08,263 --> 00:14:10,321
who takes care of you?
304
00:14:10,345 --> 00:14:12,467
Besides pharmacists?
305
00:14:17,006 --> 00:14:19,424
I don't know, I guess most of my life,
306
00:14:19,449 --> 00:14:21,451
I've taken care of myself.
307
00:14:22,757 --> 00:14:24,880
Looks like we have more
in common than I thought.
308
00:14:26,842 --> 00:14:29,981
Look, we know everything.
So no more lies.
309
00:14:30,005 --> 00:14:32,544
Six months, you've been
telling me to take a leap,
310
00:14:32,568 --> 00:14:35,386
open up, and when I finally do,
you lie to me?
311
00:14:35,410 --> 00:14:36,828
I'm sorry, it's just...
312
00:14:36,852 --> 00:14:38,710
No, you know what?
Any excuse you're about to say
313
00:14:38,734 --> 00:14:40,832
I've used a thousand times, so save it.
314
00:14:40,856 --> 00:14:42,354
Grace, make a choice.
315
00:14:42,378 --> 00:14:45,076
We either move forward in
this relationship or we don't.
316
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:48,680
Same here. We either move
in together or we're done.
317
00:14:48,704 --> 00:14:50,866
I'll do anything you want.
Don't leave me.
318
00:14:52,128 --> 00:14:54,130
Am I making myself clear?!
319
00:14:56,672 --> 00:14:58,370
Can Will and I just have a minute?
320
00:14:58,394 --> 00:15:01,373
- Okay, one minute.
- Yeah, one minute!
321
00:15:01,397 --> 00:15:03,856
Take your time. I'm not going anywhere.
322
00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,430
One minute!
323
00:15:11,287 --> 00:15:13,225
This whole comfortable thing
we came up with?
324
00:15:13,249 --> 00:15:14,547
Complete crap.
325
00:15:14,571 --> 00:15:16,148
We were just using
each other as an excuse.
326
00:15:16,172 --> 00:15:17,990
So what? Do we...
327
00:15:18,014 --> 00:15:20,377
do we go back there and say yes?
328
00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:23,876
Seems kind of fast,
they gave us a minute.
329
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:27,464
We should probably
do stuff like... like this.
330
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:31,308
It's like we're balancing our options.
331
00:15:32,189 --> 00:15:34,808
Okay, and... and... and then
I'll... I'll point to myself.
332
00:15:34,832 --> 00:15:35,832
Uh-huh.
333
00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:37,795
- Then I'll point to you.
- Mm-hmm.
334
00:15:39,156 --> 00:15:41,049
Then I'll point to myself again.
335
00:15:41,599 --> 00:15:44,297
And then I'll be, like,
"Why didn't I think of that?
336
00:15:44,321 --> 00:15:46,019
Like why didn't that go in here?"
337
00:15:46,043 --> 00:15:48,782
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- That in here. That in here.
338
00:15:48,806 --> 00:15:51,184
What do you think they're talking about?
339
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:52,477
Nothing.
340
00:15:56,294 --> 00:15:57,398
Ready?
341
00:15:58,336 --> 00:16:00,314
Uh, okay.
342
00:16:00,338 --> 00:16:02,156
We made our decision.
343
00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:03,677
We're moving in with you.
344
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,399
I feel so excited about this!
345
00:16:06,945 --> 00:16:08,963
They're moving in with us!
346
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:14,088
Hey, here's an idea. How about we switch?
347
00:16:14,112 --> 00:16:15,529
Oh, right.
348
00:16:23,923 --> 00:16:26,341
This is so crazy.
349
00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:27,623
So how have you been?
350
00:16:27,647 --> 00:16:30,065
Yeah, I've been, you know, okay.
351
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:32,828
I've got to be honest with
you though, I've, um...
352
00:16:32,852 --> 00:16:34,590
I never stopped thinking about you.
353
00:16:34,614 --> 00:16:36,472
Well, of course.
354
00:16:40,059 --> 00:16:41,597
You probably read the reviews
355
00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:43,863
of my new show "Gaybraham Twinkin'."
356
00:16:44,944 --> 00:16:46,362
"Timeout New York" said,
357
00:16:46,386 --> 00:16:49,685
"Hopefully, the only gay
Abraham Lincoln musical
358
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,369
we'll ever see."
359
00:16:56,636 --> 00:16:58,775
Jack, I... I... come here.
360
00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:00,937
I made a huge mistake.
361
00:17:00,961 --> 00:17:02,739
I should've never broken up with you.
362
00:17:02,763 --> 00:17:05,422
Drew, I... I...
363
00:17:05,446 --> 00:17:07,143
I'm getting married.
364
00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:09,466
I mean, I was married when we first met.
365
00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:11,492
Yeah, to a woman.
366
00:17:11,892 --> 00:17:13,270
That doesn't count.
367
00:17:13,294 --> 00:17:14,871
It's just a way to share health insurance
368
00:17:14,895 --> 00:17:16,561
and double your wardrobe.
369
00:17:17,658 --> 00:17:19,740
Tell me you haven't thought about me.
370
00:17:20,701 --> 00:17:22,279
I have.
371
00:17:22,303 --> 00:17:25,322
I've had this exact dream so many times!
372
00:17:25,346 --> 00:17:28,189
Except we weren't in an elevator.
373
00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,687
This isn't a dream.
374
00:17:30,711 --> 00:17:32,369
You know, I'm here right now
375
00:17:32,393 --> 00:17:34,491
and, uh...
376
00:17:34,515 --> 00:17:36,133
my gay cop instincts are telling me
377
00:17:36,157 --> 00:17:39,096
to charge you with intent to get frisky.
378
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,659
Tell me, Officer, what's the punishment
379
00:17:41,683 --> 00:17:43,821
for aggravated hanky-panky?
380
00:17:50,572 --> 00:17:51,669
Everything okay down there?
381
00:17:51,693 --> 00:17:52,990
Yeah, yeah, um,
381
00:17:53,014 --> 00:17:55,153
uh, yeah, no need for backup
382
00:17:55,177 --> 00:17:57,275
and if you hear anything
that sounds like kissing,
383
00:17:57,299 --> 00:17:58,836
it's, um...
384
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,646
it's probably not kissing.
385
00:18:01,743 --> 00:18:03,107
So...
386
00:18:04,146 --> 00:18:05,964
What do you say?
387
00:18:05,988 --> 00:18:09,007
This... this doesn't mean
we're getting back together.
388
00:18:09,031 --> 00:18:10,168
Okay.
389
00:18:10,192 --> 00:18:13,291
Because I... I'm
not calling off my wedding.
390
00:18:13,315 --> 00:18:14,372
Okay.
391
00:18:14,396 --> 00:18:16,415
I'm just a man
392
00:18:16,439 --> 00:18:19,378
towering over a smaller man
393
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,820
trying to listen to what his heart says.
394
00:18:21,844 --> 00:18:23,846
What does his heart say?
395
00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:26,130
His heart says...
396
00:18:28,531 --> 00:18:30,709
Not to be this guy anymore.
397
00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:32,428
What guy?
398
00:18:33,056 --> 00:18:34,994
The guy that...
399
00:18:35,018 --> 00:18:36,916
takes the first opportunity to cheat
400
00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:40,199
when the perfect man drops from the sky.
401
00:18:40,223 --> 00:18:42,001
I'm sorry, Drew.
402
00:18:42,025 --> 00:18:44,243
No one can tempt me more than you.
403
00:18:44,267 --> 00:18:48,736
You're a delicious, cocoa-sized
mini-marshmallow
404
00:18:49,472 --> 00:18:51,795
but love has changed me.
405
00:18:53,397 --> 00:18:55,094
I guess the men I've been with
406
00:18:55,118 --> 00:18:57,617
feel like I can take care of myself.
407
00:18:57,641 --> 00:19:02,806
Given some of my lovers, I've
had to take care of myself.
408
00:19:04,968 --> 00:19:07,131
If you know what I'm talking about.
409
00:19:08,032 --> 00:19:09,054
I do.
410
00:19:09,079 --> 00:19:14,218
I'm talking about making
my Venus feel Serena.
411
00:19:19,343 --> 00:19:21,481
Mm-hmm.
412
00:19:21,505 --> 00:19:23,437
Did not see that one coming.
413
00:19:25,109 --> 00:19:27,568
Well, but you know what they say,
414
00:19:27,592 --> 00:19:31,932
in every relationship, there's
a gardener and a flower.
415
00:19:31,956 --> 00:19:33,814
Guess I'm the gardener.
416
00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:35,856
- Oh, come on.
- What?
417
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,163
You're a flower if I've ever seen one.
418
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,663
You think I'm a flower?
419
00:19:41,406 --> 00:19:42,863
Definitely.
420
00:19:42,887 --> 00:19:45,290
And you deserve to be taken care of.
421
00:19:47,012 --> 00:19:49,951
Hey, it stopped snowing.
422
00:19:49,975 --> 00:19:51,392
Uh, guess you can call your pilot.
423
00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:53,779
I have never said that sentence before.
424
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,438
Yeah.
425
00:19:57,462 --> 00:20:01,162
I guess I could,
but I don't think I will.
426
00:20:01,186 --> 00:20:02,186
Why?
427
00:20:02,187 --> 00:20:03,936
Because right now
428
00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:07,112
I feel very taken care of.
429
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:20,369
Oh, girl.
430
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,136
Hey, scoot! Grace is coming over!
431
00:20:31,457 --> 00:20:34,196
Of course, but when
she actually moves out,
432
00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:36,639
she won't be here all the time, right?
433
00:20:36,663 --> 00:20:38,905
It's cute that you'd ask that.
434
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,204
Hi!
435
00:20:42,228 --> 00:20:45,888
Uh, in bed with gay guys.
If I had a nickel.
436
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,695
Why am I not surprised?
437
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,402
Climb in, Noah. It's so cozy.
438
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,525
Yeah, all right.
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