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Tell me something, do guys come over often?

Yeah okay, he stays. But he never bothers me!

Hey Tanya!

Ritu's looking for you.

I'm moving in with his friends.

Why don't you come along, every one keeps asking for you.

You can't live here, lets go!

No it's not like that

I'll wait for your call.

Four hundred and seventy six,

four hundred and seventy seven,

four hundred and seventy eight,

four hundred and seventy nine!

You have seen all the flats in Mumbai!

Now there are a few flats in pune.

If you say so, I'll book the tatkal tickets for tomorrow.

Or you want to catch a running one?

All the flats in Mumbai are done?

Now you can't show us any more?

No, no.

I can show you my own house, in my father's absence.

But, if you like it,

where will we go?

I'm going to have a little brother.

Your little brother...

You mean,

in a city of millions, there isn't a decent place for one more person to stay?

You can...I told you.

There are a few places in Pune.

If a person works in Mumbai, why will he live in Pune?

Yes.

Jansatabdi directly goes there!

I'm asking, how is it possible for a person to travel 8 hours a day in train?

Then take the bus.

A Volvo bus, with pushback seat goes everyday!

I can't beleive this!

Is he not getting it?

Hold on, you're even scaring me.

Mr. Purushottam.

Not pune!

Mumbai!

Please look for a house in Mumbai.

Okay?

My job here here!

Okay, Mr. Mikesh.

I'll look for a flat in mumbai,

you look for a job in Pune!

Even you cooperate a bit.

Whoever gets it first!

I'll do whatever I can till Friday.

Why Friday?

I have my supplymentary exam for polytecnic on Saturday.

If I flunk again for the fourth time,

my father will make me work at the post office.

First of all I am not your...

Why are you getting so upset?

Why did you come to this dumbass again, Mikesh?

I've asked you so many times to change the broker!

And you know there's a parking issue in Mumbai and you still get Tiwari's car!

We could have taken a rikshaw!

You get rashes in the heat.

I thought you'll be comfortable in the AC.

Why are you taking out your anger on me?

Because Mikesh, I am constantly worried because of you!

One day you took a job transfer from US suddenly,

one day you want to get married!

And I have no clue where and how you are staying these days.

You could have planned atleast a little bit!

I am here to get married not to fight a war that I needed a plan!

How can you over simplify every thing?

It's really not fair, Mikesh.

I can't keep thinking for the two of us.

I sometimes think about how happy we were in a long distance relationship.

Yeah what?

Hi, Tanu!

What you doing?

Mikesh...

Nothing.

I am a little angry, not in a good mood.

Why do ruin your mood like that?

-You know, if you spoil your mood then... -Your mood gets ruined too.

No. My mood is always good.

I just get a little worried about your mood.

What do I do then?

I am sitting in a car with a fool in the middle of a weird place.

A fool?

No.

Won't be that big a fool.

A fool won't be the star analyst of Wipro.

See, he'll take you out for lunch now

Where? ShivSagar?

Not ShivSagar. Taj!

Or Marriott.

Fools don't get a bonus of 30,000.

What are you doing?

I'm looking.

What are you looking at?

At a girl.

She's sitting in a car.

I'm thinking about...

what such an awesome girl is doing with such a fool like me?

Stop it and come inside.

Cool!

5 minutes

You don't let me be upset or even 5 minutes.

I consoled you, right?

I am such a stud!

I'm pathertic. Let's go now we are getting late.

Tiwari asked you check the batteries.

Did you do it?

What are we going to do now?

Auto!

Auto!

Auto!

Bhai!

Will you come out or not!

What do you mean by "Reach the alter without me."?

Give me the phone, I'll speak to him.

Speak to Vimal.

He's saying get out!

Is he mad?

How can we leave without the groom?

Look Bhai....

You want 20 minutes?

Take it!

But next time,

I'm going to bring dad with me.

Let's go, don't worry.

He'll come in a while.

It's his first time. Don't worry.

Okay, see you at the alter! Let's start eating.

This flat is very nice.

That's why I contacted the owner directly from commonfloor.com.

Don't worry, I've spoken to the broker as well.

Yeah Mikesh, that's fine but they called us the day after tomorow.

It dosen't look good to disturb someone so late at night.

See there are so many lights put up, they are probably having some function.

It's not like we're here for a tea party.

We'll see the house and leave in 5 minutes.

We've got to go for a 9:45 show for Gone Girl.

I'm not going for a movie with you.

You sleep off in 20 minutes then keep asking me who killed who.

Is this a joke...

The snacks are being distributed downstairs.

All the guesta are there.

Have something before we leave.

No, no.

We are not the guests.

We spoke to your father.

Mr. Girdhari.

Mikesh!

I mean your father's Mr. Girdhari. I am Mikesh.

And...

We are here to see your house.

If you don't mind.

Mikesh, he is about to get married.

Oh!

Congrats!

In an hour!

No.

We'll look at the house in 5 minutes and leave.

Come.

How can someone be so rude?

Who treats their guests like this?

People think way too higly of themselves once they own a place in Mumbai

-It's his wedding today! -So what?

Wait! Are you Mikesh Chaudhury?

From Indore?

Yes.

Mikki Bhaiya!

I'm Pathik!

Gittu!

We used to play together as kids!

Rajnish's brother!

We had a match with LIG colony.

I gave 25 runs in a baby over!

Oh Gittu!

How are you?

-Watch the flowers... -Yeah, sorry.

You have lost so much weight!

Yeah come in. He's a friend!

You are getting married?

Yeah...

Love marraige.

That's great!

This is Tanya.

My girlfriend...

Fiancé...

Girlfriend.

Hi, Tanya!

Congrats.

Where is everyone else?

Oh downstairs.

Are you waiting here to show the house?

Bhaiya..I am stuck in a situation.

I'll tell you, let's go over there.

Bhabhi ji, just sit down. Bhaiya..just...one minute

Tanya, just..you know, sit down.

She wants to meet me now!

Who?

Rashmi!

Who Rashmi?

My..would be...

Oh yeah!

Why?

What if she is coming for..THAT! I'm a little worried.

Tha...Are you mad? Why would she come here for that few hours before the wedding?

Bhaiya, You don't know her!. She likes to test me!

Once I told her I was scared of heights.

She took me to the 24th floor for dinner.

I'll obviously be scared at that height!

I think she want to test me with 'that' before the wedding.

No. Why would she test...

Haven't you guys....

Aren't you getting married after falling in love?

So...

No. I'll do that after the wedding.

Who does it before wedding anyway?

You have done it?

Me?

Yeah.

Okay so she...

You mean, we can do it before marriage?

That's why...

That's why she was mad at me in Khandala.

I don't even know how to do it?

How do you not know?

Haven't you seen those videos?

I've seen reference videos, but that's for entertainment.

People watch it for educational purpose as well?

You learnt it by watching?

No, no.

Not by watching. When you...

Bhaiya, come, sit down and tell me.

How do we start?

Let's...

Sit here

You've been a stud since childood. Let's sit down and discuss

What's the procedure?

How do you start?

Start. I mean...

Lock the doors...

And...

-Kiss her. -I'll nail that...What next?

Yeah so after that...

Take off the clothes.

Hers or mine?

No both of yours. It'll look weird if you are standing naked alone.

So the kiss is done.

Then we took off each other's clothes.

Then I wear the condom

Then?

Kiss,

clothes,

Then you just...

It goes on auto pilot in a flow.

What is this thing with flavours.

What flavour?

The flavours...They keep showing it...

In advertisements...

It's suppose to be worn not eaten..

Did you say condom or chewing gum?

Who are you?

Who are you?

No, I understood the first position, second one is fine as well.

I don't understand the third one. I mean how...

How to do it?

The third one is not...

It's not that...

Just coordinate with each other and manage.

Don't worry. It's easy.

How can I not worry!

I can't even remember one position

How I am I going to handle being married.

I am 25 and still wear the wrong socks at times.

I can't handle kids and stuff

Everything wil change from tomorrow.

You are cool!

You don't have any plans of marriage.

Just have sex!

No point in getting married.

This is the last cigarette

Pathik!

Yeah. I'm coming

She's here. I coudn't even finish the last cigarette.

Why did you take so long?

Nikki might come with Dad in a while.

You coudn't have waited for half an hour?

Who are they?

I told you, I wanted to meet you alone.

Hi.

Mikesh.

Congrats

Oh! mehendi!

Come here!

No.

I'm not going to the room alone.

Just do whatever you want here.

Guys I'm so sorry. We'll gve you some privacy. Come on Mikesh.

No, no, wait!

Whatever you want to do...

Do it here, I'm not going to the room alone

Why are you scared, I taught you.

What about the third position?

You wont be able to reach third... First will be enough for you.

Really?

You want to do it here?

Yeah!

These are our people...

Okay.

I can't marry you!

Gittu!

Your phone is ringing.

Hello.

Yeah, Dad?

No, I'm coming.

I'll be there.

Okay, you leave with everyone else, I'll come on the horse alone.

Okay. I'm coming!

They are calling me downstairs.

But the bride is standing here like this.

Are you testing me?

Mikki bhaiya, I told you she keeps testing me!

Is this the time to test me?

Test?

I'll come here before the wedding to test you?

I've been trying to meet you for so long!

For two weeks I've been trying to speak...

I called you yesterday, today morning. Did you talk?

Uncle fell sick, he was handling everything.

Another one has rashes!

I am meeting the caterers.

I've been very busy.

All the functions are going on.

How am I suppose to guess that this is what you were calling about?

I gave you so many hints,

You just didn't get it.

We are not playing puzzles here!

Why didn't you tell me straight away, you didn't want to marry me?

So, I'm telling you now!

I can't get married.

Sorry to interrupt you guys. See you

No, no wait! Tanu.

Why can't you marry him?

He is such a nice guy?

Such a nice dress he is wearing!

What is the problem?

Who are you?

Who is he?

Mikki bhaiya, from Indore.

Miki bhaiya, this is my life!

It's my decision.

It was fine till college.

It lasted a little longer.

But my whole life?

I won't be able to go through with it.

What do you mean? He's not a mobile phone that you wont be able to get throught.

He is a human! They last very long!

My father is still there!

It's not that complicated!

It's not that easy either.

If it was. I woudn't have taken such a huge step.

All the arrangements are done.

Dad has spent so much!

No. It's okay.

No expense is more important that your future

If you are not prepared, then you are not.

How can you be not prepared? Come here!

Rashmi, sit down

You don't have to be so stressed.

You're just having cold feet.

I read an article in Bombay Times this morning.

No bhaiya, It's not that!

I don't know.

It's just...

No, it's okay. You don't have to explain yourself. I can understand.

What do you understand?

I can't understand

Gittu, why are you standing quietly like this?

No one's understanding any of this.

Okay.

If she dosen't want to, then...

Okay.

You are fine with it?

Now you don't want to do it,

I can't force you.

So you won't even say...

You are misunderstanding...

We should talk about it...

Rashmi is asking something.

Answer her!

What do you want?

It's not my decision alone?

We'll do whatever you want!

You always do this!

What do you want?

You want to get married or not?

Yeah, Nikki, I'm coming!

I'll come!

I don't want to dance with Monga uncle!

Everyone wants to dance with the groom.

What's your problem?

You are my problem!

How can you be so emotionally detached!

I refused to marry you and you don't even care!

I refused once and you agreed!

You didn't want to get married. So, I am doing it for you!

You are judging me!

Okay, okay!

No, no...

The thing is...

She wants to get married.

But she thinks,

you get influenced very easily!

So, she wants you to convince her!

That you don't get influenced!

Then she'll be convinced!

Right?

No, but...

It's important to know, what you want!

I mean if you have second thoughts about the marraige then...

Don't rush into it!

Tanu, man! You are breaking it. I'm trying to...

-I'm just... -One minute!

Gitu! Apologise!

She'll be fine!

You will be, right?

She will!

An apology won't do anything, bhaiya!

I knew it during our Khandala trip that...

You are not interested in me at all!

There was no intimacy between us!

If this is how it is in 3 years, what is going to happen in the future?

Khandala trip...

The Khandala trip, was my fault, okay?

I didn't know how to do it back then!

But Mikki bhaiya taught me a little...

I know a few positions and all...

That's the problem right?

We are going to Goa next week.

That's not the only problem!

When you are with your friends, do you even think of me?

I wait for your call till 12 and then go off to sleep.

When I say, "I Love you",

you say, "Wish you the same!"

How can you be so insensitive?

Who gifts a water purifier to his girlfriend on her birthday?

And, now whent I'm refusing to get married, you don't even care!

Do you even love me?

Are you crazy?

Why would I marry you, if I didn't love you?

I would have just had sex like Mikki Bhaiya!

You know how much sex he has?

What?

You are thinking too much!

Weren't we happy before?

Don't create doubts in your mind in the last minute.

You don't understand!

I don't want to force this marraige on you.

You are doing this because, I wanted it.

I can't take such a huge descision for you.

Can't you take a stand about something?

It's difficult.

I have four older brothers who never listened to me.

It'll obviously scare me to take such a huge descision. Aren't you scared?

I do get scared!

When I look at my married friends, I get very scared.

That we'll become boring like them.

I'll go from being your cute girlfriend to being your irritating wife!

I won't change, I'll always be a fool!

And you are so smart!

You bear so much!

But you'll realise it one day.

Even you'll realise!

All of my cute habits...

they'll start irritating you.

You'll just fight with me!

I'll fight?

The guy

who travelled for 16 hrs in a crowded general compartment to meet you in Delhi!

He'll fight with you?

Right?

I've been doing overtime in the office everyday!

So that I can buy a car to drop you to work.

And I'll fight with you?

Have you ever thought...

I have your favorite chinese food, every week!

And then start vomiting, have I ever told you?

I don't know much,

but I like being with you!

Me too.

I'm sorry.

I couldn't speak to you, or meet you so...

I just freaked out!

I'm sorry.

It's okay now, don't apologize.

Tell me what you want?

You want to get married or not?

You are such an idiot!

Gittu! Gittu?

Gittu, open the door. Every one is waiting downstairs!

Be carefull, the decoration is getting ruined

-Mikesh, stop worrying about the decor. -She is sitting on my hand!

-The decoration dosen't matter! -Please huury it's my wedding!

-Slowly... -Yeah almost there.

That's it!

Okay leave now!

Bye!

Bye. See you at the Aisle

I'll leave.

Okay, hurry up!

Thanks, Mikesh bhaiya!

You helped a lot!

Okay Tanu Bhabi, take care of Bhaiya!

Bye!

I'll leave.

Are you thinking the same thing?

Yeah, we are late for the movie.

No, no.

I thought that's what you were thinking.

I was...

Thinking about our marraige.

Are you scared too?

Yeah.

You too?

What do you think, should we do it?

What do you think?

If I say yes and you don't, then you'll be stuck!

And If I say no and you say yes then...

It'll break your heart.

And if you did the same, then that'll happen to me.

So then...

Should we toss?

We'll have to say it together.

What?

Yes or no.

Okay.

Fine, okay then.

On my count,

one...

two...

Is it till three or five?

Till three

Ready?

-One... -We have say it at three?

Or after three?

This....this is tough!

Let's text each other?

Please. please.

Let's text!

That'll be right.

So, let's type the message and sent it at the count of three.

Ready?

One...

Two...

Oh shit!

I sent it!

-Mikesh this is important -So sorry! This...

-The touch screen is so sensitive! -Then don't keep your finger on it!

Thank you so much!

Even I think so, we are not ready!

Isn't it?

Yes, man!

I didn't think about anything after marraige.

We are fine, aren't we?

We are happy right?

Then it's fine!

We don't want to get married.

I'm so happy, Tanu!

So am I.