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We've been skyping for the past 3 years!
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I came to India twice.
We went to shivsagar!
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You were savouring those malai koftas.
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All that skyping
and chatting was nothing?!
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I'm not saying 'No',
but I'm not saying 'Yes' either.
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I told someone else before telling you
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A little dumb, but he is a nice guy!
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And why do you want to get
into arranged marriage?
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..wedding can't happen...
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But you both can live together
if you want to.
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I think I have the right to marry
whoever I want to get married to.
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And Papa I don't know yet,
if I actually love him or not!
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She'll agree right?
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If you live together,
then she eventually will.
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It was open? No problem.
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Have some.
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How much do you work?
You are typing the whole time.
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It's vegetarian, right?
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Spit it out!
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Tanya...
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Have this pastry and go.
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Tanya!
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Tanu, man! What is this? It's 7:30!
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Who sleeps till 7:30 on a Sunday?
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We have to go for the 8:30 morning show.
Wake up!
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We'll have breakfast in the mall only.
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Then we'll go to Sewree. Tiwari told me
there is an amazing fort over there.
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We'll see the fort there
and have dinner there itself.
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There is a Dhabaa,
that has very sexy Vegetarian Manchurian.
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12 pieces a plate,
you have 6 and I'll have 6.
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That's it, Mikesh. That's it!
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Enough!
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What's wrong with you?
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I'll go crazy!
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You want me to go crazy?
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I never react like this, Mikesh.
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But right now,
I feel like the fucking hulk!
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I am always angry!
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Just stop it, okay!
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Stop it!
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Sorry! You can have the Manchurian, I'll
have the soup, why are you getting angry?
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Just stop it!
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Hey! Mr. Bansal?
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I was just going to the shop,
thought of dropping by! How are you?
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I am fine!
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Have you paid
last month's electricity bill?
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Yes, yes. I did it long back!
Please come in.
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Tanya! How are you?
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I'm good. How are you?
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Good good. I got your shower fixed.
Is it working now?
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Yeah, actually
this morning there was some...
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Okya Ritu, are you going to pay the rent
this month or the next one?
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Because it's already past 30th.
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I told you,
I'll get my salalry cheque on 10th.
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Yeah okay, okay. No problem.
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The walls are looking great
with the paint job right?
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-What's that stain? Look.
-Stain?
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No actually, that's just the rain
causing the paint to...
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No problem,
I'll just take it out of the deposit.
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Okay Ritu,tell me something.
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You have boys coming over here?
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Boys?
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-No, no, Mr. Bansal.
-No, no, Mr. Bansal...
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Yeah, I know. There wont be.
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But the watchman was telling me,
that they do!
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-Friends!
-Friends!
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Friends! Exactly! That's what I told him!
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Even if they come,
they must have left by 10.
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But he was telling me, they stay over!
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No, no, even girls don't stay over.
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See, Tani, I don't have a problem.
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I am very open minded.
I fell in love and got married.
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But the society has a little issue.
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Just yesterday some people littered
in front of the secretary's flat.
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And people were asking me!
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I told them, Ritu and Tanya
are not that kind of girls.
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If they were,
I would have thrown them out!
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No, no, I need to say that!
It's the society's issue.
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But, you both are smart enough.
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If the people in the neighbourhood
see boys coming over, where will you go?
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You need a roof over your heads right?
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So please be a little careful. Okay?
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Okay. It's time for me to leave.
But you take care. Okay?
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Call if if there is any issue
and please see about the cheque.
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-Okay then...
-Bye.
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What a fool!
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Didn't even see me
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Tanya.
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Look...
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I know, even I have made a mistake, but,
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this time...
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you have to handle it.
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Sorry.
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Mikesh.
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This is too much!
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But Tanya, where will I go?
Even Tiwari is in Bangalore
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Mikesh, did you not hear what Bansal said?
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But, how will Bansal know
where Tiwari is?
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Okay, it's just not Bansal okay?
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Ritu, must feel so awkward.
Why should she suffer?
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Okay and Rit...
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What about Ritu's boyfriend
staying over 4 days a week?
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Yeah okay, he stays,
but he never bothers me. Okay?
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Never!
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Hey Tanya! Ritu's looking for you!
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Excuse me.
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Won't you add soda or something?
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There's no space.
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Want some?
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It's 9:00 in the morning.
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So?
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The wine shop will open at 11.
We'll get more.
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Thanks, Lakshman. But no.
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Leo! Call me Leo.
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Double "L"- E-O.
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What happened? You guys seemed to be
fighting a lot last night.
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Is she asking you to leave?
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You... It reached you room?
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No.Your door was open.
I stood there and heard everything.
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I know the feeling bro!
So what did you decide?
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I don't really have an option now, do I?
I'll look for a new apartment.
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It's not that easy to find
a place in this city.
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They don't even allow bachelors in!
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I've been in Mumbai for 7 years now.
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But not a single broker has shown me
a decent place to stay.
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What are you doing?
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I am looking at house in a decent society.
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They give a virtual tour
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See, the white marble in the kitchen
is good, isn't it?
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House on a tablet?
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Bro, you won't get a house
in this city without a broker.
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I know some chilled out guys.
I'll hook you up.
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You can stay with them
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And don't say thanks.
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Thanks, Laksman!
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Double "L"-E-O.
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Thanks.
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Tanya, don't feel guilty.
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He'll move into a new house,
get a little independence
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and forget all about the marriage.
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But Ritu, I also feel
responsible for him, right?
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Honestly I don't feel
like sending him far.
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Don't be so weak.
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You're a strong independent woman, right?
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You need to find a man,
who can take care of himself.
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Babe,
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Can I have 20 bucks? I need to show
Mikesh, Krish's apartment.
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It's in my bag.
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Show Mikesh...What? Why?
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I am moving in with his friends.
Any problem?
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Why? I mean isn't this too fast?
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Why don't you come along?
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Every one keeps asking about you.
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They are really fond of you.
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But I've never met them.
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They are really fond of you.
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They are amazing people, man!
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They are very cool guys!
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Hi. Hi, guys.
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Everyone! This is Tanya and Mikhesh.
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And Mikesh is going
to be your new flatmate.
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Say "Hi" everyone!
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Come, bro!
I'll show you the master bathroom.
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Shit man! Uncle got Diarrhoea again!
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Isn't it a little too small?
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So, sit on the pot and take a bath!
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Everyone does that,
good way to multi task.
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And don't worry about emergencies.
There are railway tracks 2 blocks away.
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Cool.
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Mikesh! Can we please discuss this?
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Yeah.
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Excuse me, she needs to come.
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No. No here...
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I'll go from...
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You go there..
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Mikesh, lets go from here.
You don't have to stay here.
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But there are issues in your house,
Mr. Bansal has a problem,
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Ritu has a problem.
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I'll handle it.
You wont be able to stay here. Let's go.
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No no it's not like that.
Diahorrea is phase.
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It'll pass. It's okay
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Mikesh, just because I wanted you
to move out,
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you want to stay here
and make me feel bad, right?
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No. I can stay here.
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Mikesh, don't make that face.
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What face? This is my normal face.
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You think.you'll...
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stay with there ass holes
and I'll feel really guilty. Right?
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Sorry Laksman!
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I'm not even listening.
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Call me Leo.
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Mikesh what do you want? Huh?
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That I beg you and say I'm sorry,
I love you and take you from here?
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No, no. You don't have to beg me and all.
Just say it.
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Even humans forgive if you apologise,
I'm just God.
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I mean... Gods forgive and humans...
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Sorry, I was confused.
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Okay so if this is how it's going to be,
then enjoy your new house!
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Enjoy bro! And I'm taking your charger.
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Hey Charger! I mean Tanya.
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Bye guys!
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Tanya!
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She left.
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She'll be back.
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She'll be back in a while.
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I'll sit down.
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Did you have a bath?
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Will you peel the potato?
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No, uncle.
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Try it.
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Okay, I'll do it.
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Tanya!
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Uncle, your potatoes.
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Sorry.
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Bye, guys.
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Finally we are together.
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I love you!
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Do you love me?
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I know you do.
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I think she does.
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What happened?
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Hi! Good evening, Mr. Bansal!
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Who are these Haider and Maqbool?
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Maqbool?
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Mikesh! Maqbool is a movie!
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Just good friends.
Actually for a quite get together.
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Nice little get together you guys have,
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the secretary showed me.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Hi, Tanu! I knew you would call.
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Very funny. Look up.
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Where?
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9th floor.
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1 minute.
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4,5,6. No..
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1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9..
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Some aunty is standing there.
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That's me you idiot!
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Oh sorry!
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Mr. Bansal left?
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Ritu is talking to him. Where will you go?
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I don't know. I'll stay in some hotel.
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Then let's see what happens next.
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Mikki I'm really worried.
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Why are you worried?
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Don't worry!
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You take all the tensions from your head
and throw them at me.
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What?
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Yeah...put you hand on your head,
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Keep it!
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Now pull the worries...
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Did you do it?
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Now roll it!
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00:18:43,694 --> 00:18:45,114
Now throw them at me.
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00:18:50,945 --> 00:18:53,021
Tension out! Done?
260
00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:55,702
What is this nonsense?
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00:18:55,753 --> 00:18:56,755
What's nonsense.
262
00:18:57,025 --> 00:18:59,025
See your worries,
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00:19:00,525 --> 00:19:02,778
I've put them in my pocket.
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00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:04,894
Now go sleep peacefully.
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It was
a long distance relationship before.
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00:19:10,331 --> 00:19:12,046
It's the same now.
267
00:19:15,217 --> 00:19:16,860
I'll call you tomorrow morning.
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00:19:18,881 --> 00:19:20,299
Mikki, I...
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I'll wait for your call.
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00:19:26,936 --> 00:19:27,700
Bye.
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