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We've been skyping for the past 3 years!

I came to India twice. We went to shivsagar!

You were savouring those malai koftas.

All that skyping and chatting was nothing?!

I'm not saying 'No', but I'm not saying 'Yes' either.

I told someone else before telling you

A little dumb, but he is a nice guy!

And why do you want to get into arranged marriage?

..wedding can't happen...

But you both can live together if you want to.

I think I have the right to marry whoever I want to get married to.

And Papa I don't know yet, if I actually love him or not!

She'll agree right?

If you live together, then she eventually will.

It was open? No problem.

Have some.

How much do you work? You are typing the whole time.

It's vegetarian, right?

Spit it out!

Tanya...

Have this pastry and go.

Tanya!

Tanu, man! What is this? It's 7:30!

Who sleeps till 7:30 on a Sunday?

We have to go for the 8:30 morning show. Wake up!

We'll have breakfast in the mall only.

Then we'll go to Sewree. Tiwari told me there is an amazing fort over there.

We'll see the fort there and have dinner there itself.

There is a Dhabaa, that has very sexy Vegetarian Manchurian.

12 pieces a plate, you have 6 and I'll have 6.

That's it, Mikesh. That's it!

Enough!

What's wrong with you?

I'll go crazy!

You want me to go crazy?

I never react like this, Mikesh.

But right now, I feel like the fucking hulk!

I am always angry!

Just stop it, okay!

Stop it!

Sorry! You can have the Manchurian, I'll have the soup, why are you getting angry?

Just stop it!

Hey! Mr. Bansal?

I was just going to the shop, thought of dropping by! How are you?

I am fine!

Have you paid last month's electricity bill?

Yes, yes. I did it long back! Please come in.

Tanya! How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

Good good. I got your shower fixed. Is it working now?

Yeah, actually this morning there was some...

Okya Ritu, are you going to pay the rent this month or the next one?

Because it's already past 30th.

I told you, I'll get my salalry cheque on 10th.

Yeah okay, okay. No problem.

The walls are looking great with the paint job right?

-What's that stain? Look. -Stain?

No actually, that's just the rain causing the paint to...

No problem, I'll just take it out of the deposit.

Okay Ritu,tell me something.

You have boys coming over here?

Boys?

-No, no, Mr. Bansal. -No, no, Mr. Bansal...

Yeah, I know. There wont be.

But the watchman was telling me, that they do!

-Friends! -Friends!

Friends! Exactly! That's what I told him!

Even if they come, they must have left by 10.

But he was telling me, they stay over!

No, no, even girls don't stay over.

See, Tani, I don't have a problem.

I am very open minded. I fell in love and got married.

But the society has a little issue.

Just yesterday some people littered in front of the secretary's flat.

And people were asking me!

I told them, Ritu and Tanya are not that kind of girls.

If they were, I would have thrown them out!

No, no, I need to say that! It's the society's issue.

But, you both are smart enough.

If the people in the neighbourhood see boys coming over, where will you go?

You need a roof over your heads right?

So please be a little careful. Okay?

Okay. It's time for me to leave. But you take care. Okay?

Call if if there is any issue and please see about the cheque.

-Okay then... -Bye.

What a fool!

Didn't even see me

Tanya.

Look...

I know, even I have made a mistake, but,

this time...

you have to handle it.

Sorry.

Mikesh.

This is too much!

But Tanya, where will I go? Even Tiwari is in Bangalore

Mikesh, did you not hear what Bansal said?

But, how will Bansal know where Tiwari is?

Okay, it's just not Bansal okay?

Ritu, must feel so awkward. Why should she suffer?

Okay and Rit...

What about Ritu's boyfriend staying over 4 days a week?

Yeah okay, he stays, but he never bothers me. Okay?

Never!

Hey Tanya! Ritu's looking for you!

Excuse me.

Won't you add soda or something?

There's no space.

Want some?

It's 9:00 in the morning.

So?

The wine shop will open at 11. We'll get more.

Thanks, Lakshman. But no.

Leo! Call me Leo.

Double "L"- E-O.

What happened? You guys seemed to be fighting a lot last night.

Is she asking you to leave?

You... It reached you room?

No.Your door was open. I stood there and heard everything.

I know the feeling bro! So what did you decide?

I don't really have an option now, do I? I'll look for a new apartment.

It's not that easy to find a place in this city.

They don't even allow bachelors in!

I've been in Mumbai for 7 years now.

But not a single broker has shown me a decent place to stay.

What are you doing?

I am looking at house in a decent society.

They give a virtual tour

See, the white marble in the kitchen is good, isn't it?

House on a tablet?

Bro, you won't get a house in this city without a broker.

I know some chilled out guys. I'll hook you up.

You can stay with them

And don't say thanks.

Thanks, Laksman!

Double "L"-E-O.

Thanks.

Tanya, don't feel guilty.

He'll move into a new house, get a little independence

and forget all about the marriage.

But Ritu, I also feel responsible for him, right?

Honestly I don't feel like sending him far.

Don't be so weak.

You're a strong independent woman, right?

You need to find a man, who can take care of himself.

Babe,

Can I have 20 bucks? I need to show Mikesh, Krish's apartment.

It's in my bag.

Show Mikesh...What? Why?

I am moving in with his friends. Any problem?

Why? I mean isn't this too fast?

Why don't you come along?

Every one keeps asking about you.

They are really fond of you.

But I've never met them.

They are really fond of you.

They are amazing people, man!

They are very cool guys!

Hi. Hi, guys.

Everyone! This is Tanya and Mikhesh.

And Mikesh is going to be your new flatmate.

Say "Hi" everyone!

Come, bro! I'll show you the master bathroom.

Shit man! Uncle got Diarrhoea again!

Isn't it a little too small?

So, sit on the pot and take a bath!

Everyone does that, good way to multi task.

And don't worry about emergencies. There are railway tracks 2 blocks away.

Cool.

Mikesh! Can we please discuss this?

Yeah.

Excuse me, she needs to come.

No. No here...

I'll go from...

You go there..

Mikesh, lets go from here. You don't have to stay here.

But there are issues in your house, Mr. Bansal has a problem,

Ritu has a problem.

I'll handle it. You wont be able to stay here. Let's go.

No no it's not like that. Diahorrea is phase.

It'll pass. It's okay

Mikesh, just because I wanted you to move out,

you want to stay here and make me feel bad, right?

No. I can stay here.

Mikesh, don't make that face.

What face? This is my normal face.

You think.you'll...

stay with there ass holes and I'll feel really guilty. Right?

Sorry Laksman!

I'm not even listening.

Call me Leo.

Mikesh what do you want? Huh?

That I beg you and say I'm sorry, I love you and take you from here?

No, no. You don't have to beg me and all. Just say it.

Even humans forgive if you apologise, I'm just God.

I mean... Gods forgive and humans...

Sorry, I was confused.

Okay so if this is how it's going to be, then enjoy your new house!

Enjoy bro! And I'm taking your charger.

Hey Charger! I mean Tanya.

Bye guys!

Tanya!

She left.

She'll be back.

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2

1

She'll be back in a while.

I'll sit down.

Did you have a bath?

Will you peel the potato?

No, uncle.

Try it.

Okay, I'll do it.

Tanya!

Uncle, your potatoes.

Sorry.

Bye, guys.

Finally we are together.

I love you!

Do you love me?

I know you do.

I think she does.

What happened?

Hi! Good evening, Mr. Bansal!

Who are these Haider and Maqbool?

Maqbool?

Mikesh! Maqbool is a movie!

Just good friends. Actually for a quite get together.

Nice little get together you guys have,

the secretary showed me.

Hello.

Hi.

Hi, Tanu! I knew you would call.

Very funny. Look up.

Where?

9th floor.

1 minute.

4,5,6. No..

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9..

Some aunty is standing there.

That's me you idiot!

Oh sorry!

Mr. Bansal left?

Ritu is talking to him. Where will you go?

I don't know. I'll stay in some hotel.

Then let's see what happens next.

Mikki I'm really worried.

Why are you worried?

Don't worry!

You take all the tensions from your head and throw them at me.

What?

Yeah...put you hand on your head,

Keep it!

Now pull the worries...

Did you do it?

Now roll it!

Now throw them at me.

Tension out! Done?

What is this nonsense?

What's nonsense.

See your worries,

I've put them in my pocket.

Now go sleep peacefully.

It was a long distance relationship before.

It's the same now.

I'll call you tomorrow morning.

Mikki, I...

I'll wait for your call.

Bye.