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Tanya Nagpal!

Will you marry me?

About that...

We need to talk.

Uncle, Guava and Govind are cool. But what about the house?

Tanya!

Tanya!

I know, man! I was blinded by love!

I should have never trusted a girl like her!

Being shut in that toilet opened my eyes!

Zip this please.

She has clearly betrayed me!

Set me up with that McKinsey chick.

Mikki, I've been apologising all night. Why are you creating a scene?

'I' am creating a scene?

I'll speak to you in a while

No, don't send her number right now

You know, I've been trying to have this conversation since you got here!

What are you trying to say?

That you don't love me anymore?

Then you should have told me before

I took a 24-hour long connecting flight.

I don't even have jetlag yet!

Keep the bag properly, my laptop's in it

Mikki, listen...

And what is this Mikki? Do I look like a cartoon?

Okay, listen.

Eveything is not so black and white, okay?

Right now, I don't know.

What do you mean, you don't know?

We've been together for three years!

What is the problem?

Listen...

Is it about the sex?

It was my first time, the AC was on and I got a little nervous in the cold.

No! it's not about the sex.

So, is there someone else?

How is that possible?

Why?

Why can't there be someone else?

No, no.

It's possible. It's just that...

You've put on some weight.

But I like the weight!

I mean I like YOU!

It's okay!

Our relationship is just fine!

No! It's not fine Mikesh. It's not!

We are meeting each other properly after 3 years.

What are you talking about?

We've been meeting everyday for 3 years on Skype!

I came to India twice!

Remember, we went to Shivsagar?

You were happily relishing those malai koftas.

All that Skyping and chatting was nothing?

Mikesh, the "Skype-You" and the "Skype-Me"

are so different from the "Real-life You" and the "Real-life Me"!

Can you repeat the last one?

-The "Skype... -Wait a minute, slow down. First sit down.

Now tell me.

Mikesh...

I'm just saying...

that marriage is a different story. We don't even know each other properly.

No, no, it's not like that. I know you.

I know everything about you

Ask me anything!

No! I am not going to do that!

I don't want to make a Quiz contest out of my relationship.

Not a quiz contest, but ask me anything.

I know everything about you.

You used to study at St.Maries in Allahabad.

You work for P&G in Mumbai.

You once fell into the sewer while texting.

I know everything!

Okay, so you know everything?

So, what's my favorite color?

Pink.

Pink?

Why? Because I'm a girl! So pink?

No, because you are wearing pink.

So if I'm weari... Mikesh this is red!

This is red?

Let me see. Looks like pink in that light.

Mikesh, don't do this man!

Okay fine, so it's red. Why are you getting upset about it?

Tanya!

I don't understand you girl's obsession with the favourite color.

I don't know my favorite color.

Does that mean, I can't get married?

Okay fine. Forget color. Answer this!

Do I sleep with light On or Off?

Do I like Bollywood commercial films or black & white noir film?

Do I like apartments or bungalows? Am I scared of cats or dogs?

Do I like aliens or do I like ghosts?

Which food am I allergic to?

And which food am I not allergic to, but I tell people I am?

Just to save myself from the embarassment of admitting that I don't like the taste.

And what are my career plans for the next 10 years?

So you know everything!

Can you...

Why do you talk so fast? You just take off!

You want the lights on or off? Tell me from the beginning.

Mikesh, come here.

Just, sit down first.

See.

Mikesh.

It's not happening.

I'm not saying 'No', but I'm not saying 'Yes' either.

Just give me some more time. Okay?

Yes so? You will have time, Tanya.

Lots of it!

Just think,

If we can kept our relationship so awesome for

3 years,without even meeting each other...

Then in 1 year of living together we'll... do great!

Yeah... but we can't be sure about that yet.

What if living together makes us hate each other?

So, right now we should just try and hangout more often.

You shift smewhere closeby and...

I'll keep coming on weekends, okay?

Where is your phone?

See.

Let's look for something.

You wanted a house in Bandra, right?

And you wanted a garden and a swimming pool too. Right?

so... there!

This society is very reasonable!

But this one has an ATM. So, I think this is better

This one is a catholic, but I have a convent background so I can...

Tanya, listen to me..

We can look for houses later. But,

But there is a little problem about postponing the wedding.

There won't be any problem Mikesh, if we decide mutually

You don't understand.

I spoke to someone else about this before telling you.

Pick it up!

Tell him I said 'Namaste' .

I hate you so much Mikesh Choudhary!

Tanya...

Hello?

Hi, Uncle.

No. She left.

All right.

All right?

Dad, you don't have any problem with our marriage?

Nope.

Thank you, Uncle.

Take his blessings.

Dad!

Are you sure, you don't have a problem?

Why would I have a problem?

-Your Uncle sugges... -Come. See.

This a fully furnished flat!

This is hall. This is the sofa.

This is another client.

That's the client's father.

Come.

That's the switch board. That's the kitchen

That's a boy.

Her Uncle tried to set her up with a boy from Bhilwara Medical College

At least you're better than him.

Papa! Don't you have anything more to ask?

Ask...?

Ah, yes, should I call for something to drink?

Some whisky will do.

Do you want it neat or with soda?

Papa, one minute!

We need to talk!

What is going on?

You're in some random house making my wedding plans over drinks?

You should have spoken to me first!

He is a good guy!

A little desperate but he's nice!

And, why do you want get into the headache of an arranged marriage?

Papa! I am not mentally prepared to be married

I was 21, when I married your mother!

I wasn't even prepared physically, forget about being mentally prepared

Papa! I can't decide so soon.

And you are pretty weird!. He invited you to see houses and you came!

He was insist...

He was insisting, what was I to do?

Please go and refuse him!

I just said yes! How can I? What should I tell him?

Actually, her grandfather's 4th death aniversery is approaching

And in our culture, in a girl's grandfather's 4th aniversary...

a wedding cannot happen.

Yeah, we'll have to wait for atleast a year.

One year?

No, 2 years!

It's a 2 year contract

and don't worry about rikshwala, you might find them in the lift sometimes.

There are buses from here too. Directly to colaba! Let's go!

Yes! 1 year...

A year...

Papa...umm... Uncle,

we will miss a honeymoon package for Kathmandu in December.

I'm getting a deal in 22 thousand.

Can I speak to you for a minute?

Talk to her uncle, I am getting older.

I'll turn 30 next month.

I know, man!

She never listens to me!

She is like her aunt!

What I'm saying is...let's get together for drinks tonight.

We'll sort all the wedding issues by morning.

No, actually. I don't drive after drinking

No no. you won't have to drive.

I'll come to your house in Vashi!

There we can...

You don't want to?

No, I want to..

What should I tell her now?

So, I spoke to Pandit ji .

He came up with a loophole.

He says, you can't get married...

But if you want to live together before getting married, then you may!

Yeah, that's a good idea!

Like this, we won't even have to get married

and can also spend enough time with each other

That's a great idea!

The people in the neighbourhoud will think your are a married couple...

And, you can have your trial period!

Yeah, that's perfect! Problem solved!

1 minute, so...

You want me to shift in with Mikesh?

You want me to be in a live in relationship?

What's the problem?

You are asking me, what is my problem with a live-in relationship?

Dad, how can you suggest your daughter a live-in relationship?

Do you know what a live-in relationship is?

We'll be together, in the same house, entire day!

Okay? In the same house!

There won't be anyone else, just the two of us!

And maybe..maybe. We'll even have sex!

No no uncle, I am not...

I mean, I can. But..

Why do you have to do it then? Don't do it!

I mean, live-in relationship has a lot of other things

like exploring, geting to know each other and things like that.

And what you are saying, that is...

common among you youngsters.

Common? What is common?

You know...

Dad, look at me!

Yeah, tell me sweety!

No, tell me. What is the word? Just say it. Say that!

That...in chemist shops...

These days...

Is common among the youngsters

No,uncle. It's actually not that common!

Dad, this is ridiculous!

Now, I don't want to get into any marraige

or live-in or any conversation with you!

Tanya, listen sweety, Tani!

Listen Tanya!

Tanya! listen Tanya!

Tanya, listen. Wait up! What's with this childish behavior?

What is the problem?

I don't want to speak to you!

Fine, don't!

Tanya, what's wrong?

Why is everyone taking his side?

And aren't you my father?

I think I have the right to marry whoever I want to get married to

and right now, I am not sure, if I actually love him or not!

When he was out for 3 years, you loved him.

Now, he is back and you are doubting it?

He went around the world and came back to you! Didn't he?

He loves you, I know it!

We used to speak for 2 hours everyday.

Okay fine! So I'll move in with him tomorrow.

And I'll marry everyone who you have spoken to everyday.

No! don't do it tommorow

Or next month..

Or to him!

But Tanya...

Who ever you decide to marry,

make sure, that guy loves you more than him!

The things people talk about like attraction and compatibility.

These are all seconday.

Happiness comes from the simplest thing...

Be with the one, who loves you the most

That's it!

This cartoon, likes you a lot!

Do you understand what I'm saying?

You made me take math and bio in 12th with

your emotional blackmail, just like this!

Wasn't it the right descision?

Dad,what if it's a mistake?

I'm there!

Otherwise, that Bheelwada guy is always there.

Mr. Purushottam?

Yes?

She'll get convinced right?

If you live together, then she will eventually get convinced

Lucky are the ones who find true love.