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-Hello?
-Hi Tanu! What are you doing?
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-What's the time?
-Uh..It's 7:30.
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-Where? There or in India?
-In India.
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-Tell me. What are you doing?
-Frying "pakodas".
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Are you still having oily food?
Didn't the doctor tell you not to?
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Mikesh, it's 7:30 in the morning man,
what is this?
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Sorry.
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I just wanted to say 'Good Morning'.
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Hmm. Okay. Good Morning.
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FUCK!
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Girlfriend.
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She got a little upset.
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How are you?
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You need to make an entry.
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Ritu!
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I'm not going jogging today, you go!
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Ritu, Ritu. We have a major situation!
Mikesh is in India!
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What are you blabbering
about early morning?
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He's joining from next month.
He's in the US right now.
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No! Trust me! I know he's here!
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Garbage?
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Mikesh.
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Why would he surprise you like this?
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It's not even your birthday
and Valentine's day is also gone.
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Go back to sleep, man.
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That's what I'm terrified off!
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This can mean only one thing!
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Are you serious?
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No!
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I'm just not ready, man!
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Then say 'No'.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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I can't!
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I can't hurt his feelings.
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Tanya!
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Oye!
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Don't zone out.
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What if he just came to meet you?
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If I know him right,
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then he's right outside the door,
on his knees, with a ring in his hand.
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You've been in a long
distance relationship for 3 years,
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and you both dated for
just a month before that.
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Why would anyone
propose like this?
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You're overthinking.
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I know him!
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The first thing he'll say to me
after coming back to India is...
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Will you marry me?
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Will you marry me?
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Will you marry ME?
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Just relax. Calm down. Open.
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Go, go.
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Will you marry...
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Madam, please tie up the garbage bag.
The cat litters everything.
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801?
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801!
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901!
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Ass!
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Mikesh?
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Tanya!
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Tanya Nagpal,
will you marry me?
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Mikesh! Move aside a little.
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Sorry.
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So?
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How did you like the surprise?
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It was great, right?
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You are so lucky!
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Yeah...Umm...
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Actually... umm...
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Mikesh...
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About that...
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We need to talk.
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We have all the time we need.
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Won't you make some tea
for your future husband?
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Okay.
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Hey, Ruchi!
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Wassup?
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I've heard a lot about you.
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Hi.
"Ritu"!
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Mikesh..
"Ritu" is a girl's name!
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Can I speak to you for a minute?
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We'll be back in two minutes?
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What's all this about tea and stuff?
When are you going to tell him?
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Ritu! He just arrived.
I'll tell him after lunch.
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After lunch? At the pace he's moving,
you'll have two kids by then.
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Hey guys!
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Wassup?
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What's going on?
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Actually, we...
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We are talking about sanitary pads...
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Cool.
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It's a sexy flat!
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What a view!
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Woah, Donald Duck!
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How much does one cost?
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Umm... Mikesh,
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I actually wanted to speak
to you about the marraige.
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Yeah, tell me!
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Actually, there's this...er...
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Er...
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I'll just go!
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I'll go.
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She's great, man.
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Is she single?
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Should I introduce her to Tiwari?
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Mikesh,
everything's happening really fast.
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Don't worry, there is time.
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We'll first have lunch
and then go check out the house.
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Check out the house?
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Yeah!
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We'll shift into a new house after
we get married, right?
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Look at this.
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I have already started looking.
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These are all 2 BHKs
in the 35K range.
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This one's 2 and a half BHK.
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We can turn this small room
into a prayer room.
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Mikesh! Are you serious?
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There is no way,
I am going go look for houses with you!
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Please! I mean!
1 BHK, 2BHK, 3BHK!
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I don't want to go!
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No!
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I am not going to go anywhere today
to look for houses. Okay?
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Please! No! No way!
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No!
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Not at all!
Thanks!
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The flat is good.
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Nice, right?
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It's a very good flat, Mikesh.
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Look this is a window.
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There is a park outside the window.
Come on, please come inside.
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There are trees in the park.
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One is a Neem tree
and the other is a guava tree.
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Dont pluck the guavas from the guava tree;
The gardener beats the shit out of you.
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Come inside.
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You hold this,
and give this to me.
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You check all the switches.
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Come on, come.
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Here is another window.
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From this one, every tuesday,
you can see the vegetable market.
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Okay.
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This is Govind
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He is a painter and mechanic.
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And also my uncle's son.
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Uncle, Govind and guavas are all fine,
but can you tell me more about the flat?
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Where is the kitchen?
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Oh, the kitchen?
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Yeah.
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Govind, did you break the kitchen?
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Mr. Purshottam, how long have you
been doing this?
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It has been a week today.
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And before that?
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Actually my father
is suffering from piles.
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Normally he's the one
who looks after everything.
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I am studying in a polytechnic.
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Oh. Cool!
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Mr. Purshottam.
Can we talk?
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Yes. Go ahead.
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No, not to you. Between ourselves.
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Us... Some personal discussion.
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Ohh.. Personal discussion.
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Govind, lets leave. They have to talk.
Go ahead with your personal discussion.
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Mikesh. This needs to stop.
Just listen to me for two minutes, please.
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Yeah, tell me.
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Mikesh I have thought a lot about this.
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And I feel that...
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Tell me.
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35K rent is too much for this flat, right?
I mean, we should look for another flat
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Yeah right? Even I feel the same.
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And there are bachelors around. We
should live in a society with families.
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This paint...
I'll have to wash my hands
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Is there a bathroom,
or did they break that too?
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-Tanu, did you fall down ?
-No, I am okay.
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Cool.
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Will you have tea ma'am?
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It's hot.
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Where is he?
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-Hey, Tanya!
-Yeah?
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-Tanya...
-Sir, will you have tea?
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Tea...
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Please open the lock from outside.
I am unable to unlock it.
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I think I am stuck
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Okay, gimme a minute.
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Oh yes. Daddy had told me
that the knob doesn't work.
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Did the knob inside break?
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The knob has broken.
How do I come out now?
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Sir please don't jump.
Its very high.
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Why are you telling me all this now?
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I thought he had
peed at his place.
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Who uses the washroom
and in an unknown place?
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Tanya, please call someone
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Yes. One minute.
What do we do?
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What now? I have
even sent off Govind.
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He will be back at night.
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Even the tea will get cold by then.
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Should I drink it?
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Tanya...
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Mikesh, do you have my phone?
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Yes.
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Google a carpenter's number.
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There is no network in the bathroom.
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At least call the gaurd.
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Madam...
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I owe him some money...
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Oh.. I'll go with you then.
Mikesh, I'll be back.
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-Where are you going?
-I am coming back, man.
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What do you mean I'm coming back?
What will I do here?
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I'll get bored!
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Tanya!
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