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Carlos Romero.
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Marta Rubial.
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Mar Garcia.
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Pablo Guerrero.
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Mary of the Mountains Enriquez?
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You have a very good CV,
Mary of the Mountains.
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Thank you.
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What would you do first
in the firm if we hired you?
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Well, get to work on time.
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A market study,
including all the social networks,
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the main targets, and focus resources
on the prime target.
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What type of person are you?
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A... normal person.
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And what's a normal person?
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A normal person is someone...
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with a job,
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a home,
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a partner,
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hobbies,
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a social life,
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family life...
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Hello?
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Merry Christmas.
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...and...
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and who's happy-
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Do you think you fulfil
all these requisites?
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JOB, HOME, PARTNER, SOCIAL LIFE,
HOBBIES, FAMILY LIFE, BE HAPPY
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All of them. Certainly.
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My name's Mary of the Mountains
and my life is a mess.
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500,000 children
were born in Spain in 1985.
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I was one of them.
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I cried a lot, non-stop,
until they put on my ID bracelet.
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They are different shapes
and colours,
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but all with the same purpose,
to label you.
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I guess knowing who I was
gave me some peace.
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And this is me now.
I have no ID bracelet now,
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beyond being
an unemployed thirty-something
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who thought she'd conquer the world
when she graduated...
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and didn't.
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With a degree in advertising,
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an online English course
and a masters in advertising,
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my greatest achievement
is an unemployment card,
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though I think it's expired now.
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Why am I loaded down with bags?
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No, I'm not going on a trip.
I wish!
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I got thrown out of my flat
for not paying the rent.
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Sure, I did owe them three months.
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So I'm going back to the last place
I'd want to go back to,
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my mother's place.
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Sis!
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Bro!
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So glad to see you!
You look skinnier!
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And you look outer!
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Wait, I'll open up!
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This is Alex, my brother.
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He's always been
more sure about things than me.
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At 7 he told us he was gay
and at 18 he already had a job.
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And he was just re-elected
president of the Twilight Fan Club.
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- Hey, handsome!
- Hi!
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So...?
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Mum's going to be so happy
you're back home!
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It's temporary, Alex,
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just till I find a job,
then I'm going.
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Isn't she home?
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No, there's a meeting
of Thermomix salespeople.
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5 years selling Thermomixes!
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I can't believe how time's flown.
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Believe it!
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I beat my own record this year,
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10 machines in one month!
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Yes, but you haven't reached
Maria Eugenia's 20.
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What excuse
will I give my husband tomorrow?
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See? That's why I don't have one.
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Excuse me.
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Alex, honey.
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Hi, Mum. I've got news.
Mary's back home.
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- Is she alright?
- Sure, she's fine.
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Did she seem strange?
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No way. The things you say, Mum.
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Shall I put her on?
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No, don't put her on.
I'll be back soon. Big kiss.
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This is my mum, Barbara.
We haven't spoken in a while.
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Since she was widowed
she's sold Thermomixes.
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She likes classical music,
playing Solitaire and...
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I don't know much more about her.
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The last time we spoke was because
my phone dialled by accident.
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Tell me,
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what type of person
do you consider yourself to be?
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REQUIREMENTS TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
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HOME
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JOB
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PARTNER
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FAMILY LIFE
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SOCIAL LIFE
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HOBBIES
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BE HAPPY
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REQUIREMENTS TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
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Morning! Wake up,
we have to go see my boss.
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Don't forget your CV.
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And don't go back to sleep!
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First requisite, have a job.
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JOB
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Look, I've got your CV here.
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You'd better send it off
via the website too.
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Okay.
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- See you later!
- See you later!
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I did marketing, but
you can consider me for any position.
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- Anything, don't worry.
- Thank you.
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Great, see you. 'Bye, Alex.
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-'Bye, Paula. You look pretty.
- Thanks!
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I hope they call you.
Why don't we have lunch together?
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- Okay. Do they sell light bulbs here?
- Of course, sis'.
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Hello. Need anything?
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No.
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- Sure?
- Yes, I'm fine, thanks.
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Are you sure I can't help you?
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Well, I'm looking for a bulb
for my desk lamp,
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but I'm not sure what light
these give off exactly.
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Exactly... 15 watts.
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Right, 15 watts,
and how much light is that?
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Turn it on and off.
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Yes, but... See?
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You can't really see the difference.
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So to tell we should
be in darkness here, right?
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I mean, all the lamps should be off
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and we turn it on and off
to tell the difference.
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- You never thought about that?
- No.
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That's alright.
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- Need anything else?
- No.
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Okay.
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Do you know if Mum uses Dad's car?
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- Yes, but not to drive.
- No?
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No, but when she's sad,
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she goes to the car to think.
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Gee.
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- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
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How do you know if someone
likes you or not?
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Iguess„.because„.
when you're with them...
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- Do you like somebody?
- I think so.
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I can't remember the last time
I really liked someone.
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That was me in primary school
with Guillermo Conde Sánchez.
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I know, it was a long time ago.
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He'd always ask for my notes
and I'd blush every time.
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Once I dared to put a heart
and "I like you" on my math notes,
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and I don't know why,
but he never asked me again.
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That day I understood that
love confessions are not my forte.
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JOB
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Don't tell me your life story.
The economic report was for today!
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PARTNER
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BEING HAPPY IS EASY
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LIVING HAPPY
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I WANT A CHANGE
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SELF-HELP
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I'm sorry! Excuse me!
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This... This...
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THE JUICE DIET
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These aren't for me.
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And these aren't for me...
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SLIMMING IS EASY
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...obviously.
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Obviously.
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"Smile, It Works",
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"The Power is in You",
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"Living Happy".
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And what's happiness?
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I don't know.
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At least you're thin.
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- Your weight doesn't make you happy.
- Typical thin girl answer.
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SLIMMING IS EASY
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THE JUICE DIET
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QUALITY CALORIES
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You don't know what it's like
to diet all the time.
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Carrot cake with extra cream here,
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coffee...
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Can you bring some saccharine?
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To Compensate.
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Not going to answer it?
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Mum? Yes.
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No, I won't be at dinner.
Because I...
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I ran into a friend.
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What friend?
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You, right?
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Do you want to go to dinner?
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- If it's a salad, yes.
- Okay.
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No, I won't be at dinner,
I'm going out with Borja.
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Well... a friend.
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- What bulb did you get in the end?
- The 15.
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Oh, okay.
Tell me what the light's like.
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- I will, when I see it in the dark.
- Of course.
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What? Are you taking
the piss out of me?
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No, no way.
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Just your obsession with
turning the lamps on and off.
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- It's an obsession that works.
- It depends.
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Where'd you read that list?
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I didn't read it. They asked me
about it at a job interview.
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I'd never thought about it before.
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- I only Satisfy half the list.
- Then you're half normal.
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That's not bad.
What about you?
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I don't Satisfy any of it.
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Nothing?
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Nothing. Bugger all.
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There are people,
like the Pope for example,
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that don't Satisfy the list.
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But the Pope's the Pope,
he doesn't need to be normal.
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- If you look at it like that...
- Sure.
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Though he's married to God,
so one of them...
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No, nuns are married to God.
Not the Pope.
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- And why not?
- I don't know. Ask him.
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You'll love this place.
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We'll get a table, for sure.
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- Here?
- Right?
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Mary, Gagandeep.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Same here.
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The pizza's delicious.
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Yeah.
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So, to help you with your list,
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you want me to find you a flat.
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- Yes. A studio flat will do.
- Okay.
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A little one.
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A job.
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Not as a trainee, please.
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- A boyfriend.
- Yes.
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- How do you want him?
- Normal.
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- Normal.
- Supernormal.
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If he's normal, like on your list,
he'll have a partner.
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Oh, right.
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Then he's to Satisfy
80% of the list.
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Okay.
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So?
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Do you think you can
turn me into a normal person?
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Yeah.
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Do you think
you can make me thin?
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Sure.
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Yeah.
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Have we got a pact?
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Quid pro quo.
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Quid pro quo.
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Right, Mary of the Mountains.
Let's start our quid pro quo.
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Point one: SOCIAL LIFE.
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I don't feel like doing this one.
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Come on, you must have
some friend from university.
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I did it by correspondence.
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Then from high school
or matriculation classes?
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I was in the first year
of the new system.
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- You done?
- I did the last year of the old one.
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Really? They say
you're better educated.
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Absolutely.
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Don't change the subject.
Come on, someone from high school.
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I don't keep in touch with anyone.
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- Nobody?
- No.
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I'm going to do something.
What? What?
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I'll look at your contacts,
and phone at random.
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No, no.
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Cristina Pi.
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- No, not Cristina Pi!
- It's ringing, take it!
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- Mary? Cristina?
- Who?
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No, I'm Mary...
258
00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:39,124
- This is Mary Enriquez Conde.
- Who?
259
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:41,703
- From Sant Jordi.
- From school?
260
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,289
- Yes.
- Well!
261
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:45,449
- Do you remember me?
- No,Id0nT
262
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:49,078
We were in the same class.
263
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:51,077
Give me more clues, or...
264
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:54,579
Remember the end-of-year dances?
265
00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:58,658
There was a number by Vicky Larraz?
266
00:15:58,791 --> 00:15:59,622
Who's Vicky Larraz?
267
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:00,531
Who's Vicky Larraz?
268
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:03,162
The singer in OIé Olé,
not Marta Sánchez,
269
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,698
the real one, the first one.
270
00:16:04,916 --> 00:16:07,499
- Never mind, in Vicky's number...
- Yes.
271
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:10,829
There was an accident
with a katana...
272
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:11,990
The Samurai!
273
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:14,245
- Yes, that's me.
- Oh, great!
274
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:19,246
I was thinking, "I wonder
what Cristina's up to. I'll call her."
275
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:23,364
I've got your number from the students
reunion which I didn't got to.
276
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,914
- How are you?
- Great!
277
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,074
Do you feel like
meeting up next week?
278
00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:28,872
Yes, I'd love to.
279
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:31,658
I was thinking of taking the kids
to Montjuic Gardens.
280
00:16:31,916 --> 00:16:33,156
I love gardens.
281
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:35,791
- Perfect, shall we write?
- Okay.
282
00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:38,290
What's your Facebook name?
I'll add you.
283
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:40,324
- My Facebook name...
- Tell her.
284
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,867
- I don't have one.
- What? Make one up!
285
00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:44,406
Mary Carrot.
286
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:46,324
Mary Carrot, that's original.
287
00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:47,827
- I'll write to you.
- Okay.
288
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,741
- Big kiss.
- Big kiss.
289
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,241
My grandmother's on Facebook!
290
00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:55,158
And I've got a friends afternoon
with Cristina Pi.
291
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,324
First objective, make contact.
292
00:16:58,416 --> 00:16:59,872
- What'll we talk about?
- You'll see.
293
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:01,494
I won't have any conversation topics.
294
00:17:01,666 --> 00:17:03,953
- What happened at the school party?
- I don't know what you mean.
295
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,081
Tell me what happened.
296
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,123
- Tell me, please.
- Nothing happened.
297
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,823
- Did you kill someone?
- No, no.
298
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,911
Tell me, Mary Carrot, please!
299
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,700
- Now your quid pro quo.
- Tell me.
300
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:16,119
Let's get started.
301
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,286
Look. Stairs.
302
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,452
Come on, Borja!
303
00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:31,203
One, two, one, two!
304
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,281
RUTH!
305
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,036
This is more my level.
306
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:36,074
- That's how it is.
- It's not a package.
307
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:37,786
It's vertical.
308
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,912
- What's it for?
- It's a ball of energy.
309
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:44,621
Borja, did you bring
yourjunk food?
310
00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:51,284
That's it?
That's all the stuff you've got?
311
00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:52,493
Yes.
312
00:18:52,791 --> 00:18:55,408
- Sure you don't have anything else?
- I'm sure.
313
00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:59,707
I'd rather go to your place and check.
314
00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:01,156
My place?
315
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:05,159
I share a place,
and without warning...
316
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:07,707
Thanks for the cupcakes, grandma!
317
00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:11,743
Yes, homemade, very nice,
but your grandson has to eat healthy!
318
00:19:11,916 --> 00:19:14,578
When she wants her space,
she takes out her hearing aid.
319
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:17,492
- Who can say no to her?
- To a grandma? Nobody.
320
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:19,031
Want to see the place?
321
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,449
This is the recreation area.
322
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,411
Let's hit the kitchen first.
323
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,366
My turn. Let's do the easy one:
324
00:19:56,541 --> 00:19:57,622
HOBBIES.
325
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:00,281
Playing an instrument.
326
00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:07,622
Painting.
327
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:13,573
Origami?
328
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:18,448
Knitting.
329
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:22,323
Cooking.
330
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,786
Puzzles.
331
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:25,914
Swimming.
332
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:26,948
Cycling.
333
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:27,956
Running.
334
00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:29,081
Knitting!
335
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:30,873
Sex.
336
00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:32,990
No way.
337
00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:36,533
I've got it!
Watching Venezuelan soaps
338
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,456
with my grandma.
339
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:41,743
HOBBIES
340
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,449
LIVING HAPPY
341
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:18,615
Mary?
342
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:19,990
Coming!
343
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,828
I'm going to bed,
I don't feel so good.
344
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,866
See you tomorrow.
345
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,198
Good night.
346
00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:09,415
What are up to this afternoon?
347
00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:11,699
Will you come with me
to look at a flat?
348
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,541
Wait, the little ball was in front of us.
349
00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:18,327
No, you're the little ball.
350
00:22:18,583 --> 00:22:20,324
Isn't that the destination?
351
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:21,911
There are two balls!
352
00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:25,158
Look! If I spin around
the ball changes colour!
353
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:26,414
It's here.
354
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,286
Here it says "pet shop".
355
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:30,916
The lady said it was
next to a pet shop.
356
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,164
You sure?
357
00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:34,615
Wait for me!
358
00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:42,242
The loft is separate,
but access is through the shop.
359
00:22:42,416 --> 00:22:43,372
And if it's closed?
360
00:22:43,541 --> 00:22:45,248
Don't worry, I'll give you a key.
361
00:22:45,416 --> 00:22:46,406
What do you do?
362
00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:50,281
It's just for the forms,
for the rent of the flat.
363
00:22:50,458 --> 00:22:51,869
Marketing and advertising,
364
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:55,329
but right now I'm
in professional transition.
365
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,457
Here, it won't take long
to see it.
366
00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:03,624
Right, a loft means
no separating partitions,
367
00:23:03,791 --> 00:23:05,657
but if you had another budget
368
00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:08,325
you could rent the flat
my daughter Desi vacated.
369
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:12,824
It's 60 sq. metres,
two rooms, if you want kids...
370
00:23:13,041 --> 00:23:15,783
- No, we're not...
- No, it's for me.
371
00:23:15,958 --> 00:23:18,416
Go on! I can see it in your eyes.
372
00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:25,114
Even if I wanted to, I couldn't
afford it. I'm actually unemployed.
373
00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:30,161
Weren't you in advertising?
Well, I think I have a job for you.
374
00:23:30,333 --> 00:23:32,825
- When can I start?
- Whenever you like, right now.
375
00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:36,454
JOB
376
00:23:39,041 --> 00:23:40,281
What do I have to do?
377
00:23:40,458 --> 00:23:44,577
New vanilla flavour,
your dog will be over the moon!
378
00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:49,658
New vanilla flavour, your dog...
379
00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:54,204
Look, he'll be over the moon.
Biscuit?
380
00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:56,992
Would you like a biscuit?
381
00:23:57,458 --> 00:24:00,200
New vanilla flavour,
your dog will be...
382
00:24:00,916 --> 00:24:02,873
It's for dogs, eh?
383
00:24:05,708 --> 00:24:08,621
- Mind if I take a photo?
- No. Sure.
384
00:24:08,791 --> 00:24:11,704
Daddy, take my photo
with the biscuit!
385
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:15,074
Hey,bum
386
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:17,082
New biscuits!
387
00:24:20,541 --> 00:24:23,408
If I tell you the watts
the bulb has, it doesn't matter
388
00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:26,075
because we've got
no perspective on the light.
389
00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:28,870
The watts don't matter.
We have no idea.
390
00:24:29,083 --> 00:24:31,700
Because we have no perspective,
understand?
391
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:34,742
We'd have to turn out
all the lights in Ikea
392
00:24:34,916 --> 00:24:38,250
to remotely understand its light,
understand?
393
00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:45,492
Biscuits! Fresh made today, sir!
394
00:24:45,708 --> 00:24:47,619
Sir! Sir!
395
00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:52,326
But...
396
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,365
Get off!
397
00:24:53,541 --> 00:24:54,372
What the...?
398
00:24:54,541 --> 00:24:55,406
Get off!
399
00:24:55,541 --> 00:24:56,281
Dumbass!
400
00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:58,290
Dirty doggie! Dirty!
401
00:24:58,583 --> 00:25:00,449
I'm going to tell my mum!
402
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:05,448
Mateo! I told you,
I don't like you Chasing Chicho!
403
00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:07,787
- Sorry, did he bother you?
- No. No.
404
00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:09,247
Mary?
405
00:25:11,125 --> 00:25:13,617
- Mary of the Mountains!
- Cristina!
406
00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:16,495
That's amazing!
What a coincidence!
407
00:25:16,666 --> 00:25:18,748
We spoke the other day
and now we run into each other!
408
00:25:20,541 --> 00:25:21,952
You're...
409
00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:23,661
I'm doing a study
410
00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:26,905
to see the effect on a brand
of product representation.
411
00:25:27,083 --> 00:25:27,914
Great.
412
00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:30,074
Yes, we marketing people
are kind of...
413
00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:33,072
I know, my husband's in advertising,
I know what you mean.
414
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:35,992
I'm off to the club nearby.
Will they let get away, 15 minutes?
415
00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:37,907
I don't know...
416
00:25:38,916 --> 00:25:40,748
- Like a biscuit?
- No, thanks.
417
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,161
Did you eat...?
418
00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:47,742
I was going to sign him up forjudo,
but I chose tennis
419
00:25:47,916 --> 00:25:50,658
because it's less violent,
and he loves Rafa Nadal.
420
00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:51,868
- Sure.
- Excuse me.
421
00:25:53,166 --> 00:25:54,247
Yes, honey.
422
00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:58,200
They can't after all.
Have it before the vitamins go.
423
00:25:58,375 --> 00:26:00,161
That way I can rest up.
424
00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:02,119
Okay, big kiss.
425
00:26:02,291 --> 00:26:04,532
I love you, too. 'Bye.
426
00:26:05,541 --> 00:26:06,406
Sorry.
427
00:26:06,541 --> 00:26:10,159
My HUSBAND'S opening an ART GALLERY
he's starting with some FRIENDS,
428
00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:12,324
my parents can't mind the KIDS,
429
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:15,162
and the poor man was worried
I'd forgotten about it.
430
00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:18,075
I've started a new JOB
working from HOME
431
00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:21,823
and I'm a bit stressed,
but never mind, I'm HAPPY.
432
00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:24,372
You can tell.
433
00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:27,906
Chicho! Stop!
434
00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:30,199
Sorry, he's turned out so virile,
435
00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:32,332
he latches on to
the first thing he can.
436
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,787
Behave yourself
or no date with Smurf a.
437
00:26:34,958 --> 00:26:36,448
- Smurf a is...
- His girlfriend.
438
00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:38,582
He's got a girlfriend
and everything.
439
00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:42,618
He's very sporty too.
Sometimes he acts as a ballboy!
440
00:26:42,791 --> 00:26:44,577
He's so cute!
The King of the house.
441
00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:48,405
Sorry, I'm going on about myself.
What about you?
442
00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:50,457
Do you live around here?
Partner? Kids?
443
00:26:50,666 --> 00:26:53,499
Javi! We're training next week!
444
00:26:53,666 --> 00:26:57,409
- How's your love life?
- Not right now...
445
00:26:57,583 --> 00:26:58,789
- No?
- No.
446
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,490
How are your parents?
447
00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:02,448
My father died.
448
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:08,492
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
449
00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:10,865
And your mother?
450
00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:12,948
No, my mother didn't.
451
00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:17,497
Honey?
452
00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:20,620
Yes, I sent the invitations.
453
00:27:20,833 --> 00:27:22,039
Gustavo's as well.
454
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:24,791
Gustavo's coming alone, isn't he?
455
00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:28,622
No reason.
456
00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:31,408
I'm going, I'm with a friend.
457
00:27:31,791 --> 00:27:33,077
I was thinking...
458
00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:35,661
Do you like blind dates?
459
00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:51,823
BE HAPPY
460
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,198
(WITH AN ARGENTINIAN ACCENT)
Let's breathe, relax your abdomens.
461
00:27:56,375 --> 00:28:00,824
Let go, let your mind go,
your emotions as well,
462
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,957
they have to come out...
463
00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:04,240
- Borja.
- What?
464
00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:06,748
- We put ourselves in therapy.
- So?
465
00:28:07,291 --> 00:28:09,248
That's what people with problems do.
466
00:28:09,416 --> 00:28:12,158
No! Normal people go to therapy.
467
00:28:12,666 --> 00:28:14,452
You should put that on your list.
468
00:28:15,666 --> 00:28:17,953
I want to laugh to be happy!
469
00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:21,909
After me!
I want to laugh to be happy!
470
00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:25,242
- I ran into Cristina Pi yesterday.
- And?
471
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,912
Great, super normal.
472
00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:31,704
She's got a lovely husband,
parents that babysit her boy Mateo.
473
00:28:31,875 --> 00:28:35,698
The vocal laugh with abdominal thrust
is the most contagious.
474
00:28:35,916 --> 00:28:38,783
She's going to introduce me to a guy,
Gustavo, he's charming.
475
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,331
Let's try it.
476
00:28:42,041 --> 00:28:44,954
One, two, three, four...
477
00:28:49,791 --> 00:28:51,657
Here are the balloons.
478
00:28:51,833 --> 00:28:54,825
For the next time,
I want you to do an exercise:
479
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,332
Blow them up, get a marker pen,
480
00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:01,243
write down everything
that makes you anxious,
481
00:29:01,416 --> 00:29:03,783
sad, sorrowful... right?
482
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,322
Put it on the balloons, tie them up
and toss them into the air.
483
00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:08,285
Is that clear?
484
00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:09,573
- Excuse me.
- Yes?
485
00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:11,957
Can I get two bags?
486
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:13,786
Of course. Why not?
487
00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:20,242
I thought at 30
my life would be different.
488
00:29:20,416 --> 00:29:23,033
- Different to what?
- To what it is now.
489
00:29:25,291 --> 00:29:26,406
You didn't?
490
00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:28,747
No.
491
00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:34,118
I didn't think at 30
I'd be back at my mum's house.
492
00:29:34,791 --> 00:29:39,706
I live with my grandma, so...
we're even.
493
00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:42,824
But you get along with her.
494
00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:45,537
It's impossible
not to get along with her.
495
00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:47,616
There's no credit in that.
496
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,707
Come on, you know what's next:
497
00:29:50,125 --> 00:29:51,911
FAMILY LIFE
498
00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:54,245
Start with Ludo, close families do it.
499
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:56,706
Do you want to play Ludo?
500
00:29:56,958 --> 00:30:01,623
Hallö, Hemnes, Hilver, Hövet...
501
00:30:01,791 --> 00:30:05,489
I'll need two more,
in the name of Pàmies and Barroso.
502
00:30:05,666 --> 00:30:07,282
The same street, yes.
503
00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:09,744
When's delivery?
504
00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:12,699
Two weeks?
505
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,913
Do you think we become
copies of our parents?
506
00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:29,740
No.
507
00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:34,950
Because my father
and my brother are thin.
508
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:36,536
And your mother?
509
00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:38,619
Her too.
510
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,411
Maybe you're adopted.
511
00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:43,455
Switch.
512
00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:46,245
My mother's a mystery to me.
513
00:30:47,291 --> 00:30:50,500
I never really know
what she's feeling or thinking.
514
00:30:50,666 --> 00:30:52,748
Why don't you talk to her?
515
00:30:54,125 --> 00:30:56,867
Do you have deep conversations
with your parents?
516
00:30:57,041 --> 00:31:00,500
We're Galicians. You never really
know what we're talking about.
517
00:31:00,708 --> 00:31:01,789
Right.
518
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,991
And what about your father?
519
00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:12,368
Switch.
520
00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:37,290
I remember the day
we took this photo,
521
00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:40,033
on a trip to Montserrat.
522
00:31:42,375 --> 00:31:46,073
We ate hamburgers and
Alex and I were allowed to eat sweets.
523
00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:50,076
On the way back
my parents argued, for a change.
524
00:31:51,041 --> 00:31:54,159
They could argue about anything,
the weather, food,
525
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:55,915
what was on TV, banks,
526
00:31:56,083 --> 00:31:57,790
a blown light bulb, shoelaces,
527
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,241
a skirt that was too short,
an overdone steak,
528
00:32:00,416 --> 00:32:02,532
a badly ironed shirt,
"you're a bad mother,
529
00:32:02,708 --> 00:32:05,325
you're worthless, useless,
an idiot..."
530
00:32:09,958 --> 00:32:13,326
After every argument,
my father went into his office
531
00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:15,707
and my mother
locked herself in the car.
532
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:15,990
Hi!
533
00:33:16,708 --> 00:33:17,448
What?
534
00:33:17,625 --> 00:33:19,457
- I was doing my Swedish classes.
- How come?
535
00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:21,286
In case I get a job
at central office in Stockholm.
536
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:22,243
Stockholm.
537
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:24,833
- There's one exchange every year.
- Cool.
538
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,163
- Did you talk to your mother?
- I haven't had time yet.
539
00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:30,457
For the exercise today
I brought the console.
540
00:33:30,666 --> 00:33:32,077
No console, no way!
541
00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:35,242
Give it here. You design my avatar
and I'll do yours.
542
00:33:35,416 --> 00:33:38,204
- How's the Sausage job?
- It's a biscuit.
543
00:33:38,375 --> 00:33:40,207
- How is it?
- Fine.
544
00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:42,415
Where's your grandma?
545
00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:46,450
- I wanted to talk to you about that.
- What happened?
546
00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:48,365
She's not my grandma.
547
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,081
What?
548
00:33:50,791 --> 00:33:54,284
One day I helped her carry up
her shopping, I was flat-hunting,
549
00:33:54,458 --> 00:33:57,120
she asked me if I wanted to stay,
550
00:33:57,291 --> 00:33:59,407
one thing led to another, and now...
551
00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:01,745
she thinks I'm her grandson.
552
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,831
Are you serious?
553
00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:08,074
I save on rent money
by cleaning the house,
554
00:34:08,291 --> 00:34:11,124
making the food,
doing the shopping,
555
00:34:11,333 --> 00:34:12,869
I shower her...
556
00:34:14,125 --> 00:34:16,947
It's quid pro quo, like us, right?
557
00:34:22,083 --> 00:34:23,448
Let's piav.
558
00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:28,457
You shower her every day?
559
00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:30,457
I don't want to talk about it.
560
00:34:32,291 --> 00:34:34,202
Hey, I'm not that fat!
561
00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:36,867
- And my head's not that huge!
- Sure it isn't.
562
00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:41,577
- Are you insinuating something?
- No, your tits are perfect.
563
00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:43,243
You looked at my tits!
564
00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:44,952
If we're discussing your tits,
I'll look at your tits.
565
00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,583
If we're discussing your feet,
I'll look at your feet.
566
00:34:48,291 --> 00:34:49,201
You did it again!
567
00:34:49,375 --> 00:34:52,663
Can we stop talking about your tits
and talk about the screen?
568
00:34:52,833 --> 00:34:53,868
We can.
569
00:34:56,958 --> 00:35:00,656
Though your feet are pretty too,
I must say.
570
00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:04,624
What do you like more,
my tits or my feet?
571
00:35:05,541 --> 00:35:06,827
Your head.
572
00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:09,036
And your ass.
573
00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:14,498
Okay, I swallowed and breathed in,
574
00:35:14,666 --> 00:35:17,374
but revenge is best served
on a cold plate.
575
00:35:17,541 --> 00:35:19,077
- It doesn't go like that.
- Yes, it does.
576
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:22,288
No, it's "revenge is a dish
best served cold".
577
00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:24,790
- Revenge is the dish.
- That's what I just said.
578
00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:26,995
- No, you're mixing me up.
- Yes!
579
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:32,366
No, revenge is a dish,
it's the dish...
580
00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:33,994
It's the dish you serve cold.
581
00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:36,498
No, revenge is the dish
and you put it in the fridge.
582
00:35:36,708 --> 00:35:38,369
What? The fridge?
583
00:35:38,541 --> 00:35:40,657
What's up, lovebirds?
584
00:35:40,875 --> 00:35:42,365
Why are you spying on your sister?
585
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:46,330
I'm checking that she's dating
handsome guys like you.
586
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,786
Cutie!
587
00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:52,742
- This isn't a date, Alex.
- It looks like it.
588
00:35:52,916 --> 00:35:55,954
- Working tomorrow?
- Yes, so are you.
589
00:35:56,125 --> 00:35:57,832
Then we'll talk tomorrow.
590
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,207
The Swedish jobs registrations
come out tomorrow.
591
00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:03,083
- Yes! Get to sleep!
-'Bye!
592
00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:06,531
'Bye!
593
00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:15,161
This isn't a date, is it?
594
00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:16,080
This?
595
00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:18,082
- I don't know.
- No.
596
00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:22,947
We spent all evening
playing video games.
597
00:36:24,208 --> 00:36:25,289
That's true.
598
00:36:26,625 --> 00:36:28,866
- Not much of a date.
- No, no.
599
00:36:30,875 --> 00:36:32,741
- Shall we meet tomorrow?
- Tomorrow.
600
00:36:32,916 --> 00:36:34,077
Okay. We'll talk.
601
00:36:35,125 --> 00:36:37,241
- Quid pro quo.
- Quid pro quo.
602
00:36:38,375 --> 00:36:40,332
-'Bye.
-'Bye.
603
00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:48,449
- You just made that up.
- No.
604
00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:50,787
It's the typical thing
that everyone does,
605
00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:52,574
but won't admit to it.
606
00:37:52,958 --> 00:37:54,665
I don't know, Borja.
607
00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:56,160
You've done it.
608
00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:57,285
- No.
- Admit it.
609
00:37:57,458 --> 00:38:00,621
- No!
- You've done it, admit it.
610
00:38:03,291 --> 00:38:05,703
Okay, right...
611
00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:08,916
Maybe one time,
612
00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:11,199
just after the deed itself,
613
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:13,537
I did this with the duvet...
614
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:14,493
And?
615
00:38:14,666 --> 00:38:18,250
And the smell reached me
and it didn't bother me.
616
00:38:18,416 --> 00:38:19,531
You...
617
00:38:20,791 --> 00:38:23,579
I liked it a little bit!
618
00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:25,661
A lot! You liked it a lot!
619
00:38:25,833 --> 00:38:28,245
I bet you breathed deep.
620
00:38:28,416 --> 00:38:30,783
It's a "Dutch oven", everyone does it.
621
00:38:30,958 --> 00:38:32,824
You know what a "Dutch oven" is?
622
00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:37,574
You fart, cover yourself with
the duvet and make a microclimate.
623
00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:41,742
- There you go.
- Welcome to the club.
624
00:38:41,916 --> 00:38:42,576
Thanks.
625
00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:44,661
- I'll just get your card...
- Thanks.
626
00:38:44,833 --> 00:38:47,291
-...and you can sign it.
- And we'll fart to seal it.
627
00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:50,246
- That's how you sign it.
- Oh, thanks.
628
00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:55,495
- What's this?
- A surprise.
629
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,411
From Gagandeep and me.
630
00:38:58,833 --> 00:38:59,914
Take that!
631
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:02,617
- But...?
- You can skip your diet today.
632
00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:04,790
- Really?
- Sure.
633
00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:16,541
A message from Gustavo,
Cristina Pi's friend.
634
00:39:16,875 --> 00:39:18,365
He doesn't waste any time.
635
00:39:18,583 --> 00:39:19,994
Hi, Mary, it's Gustavo.
636
00:39:20,166 --> 00:39:23,079
Are you coming at 9
to Pablo's gallery opening?
637
00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:25,287
I'd love to meet you. Big kiss.
638
00:39:26,458 --> 00:39:28,825
- Now what do I do?
- Say yes.
639
00:39:29,041 --> 00:39:30,202
But that's in an hour.
640
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:31,957
Say yes. Let me...
641
00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:37,249
Send me the address
and I'll be there,
642
00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:39,615
looking cute.
643
00:39:39,791 --> 00:39:41,998
- Don't put that!
- I didn't.
644
00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:44,032
Big kiss. And an emoticon.
645
00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:47,203
- You like emoticons.
- Very much.
646
00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:49,823
Well.
647
00:39:51,208 --> 00:39:52,289
You've got it.
648
00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:55,826
You'll be late. You have to go home,
get yourself pretty,
649
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,786
even prettier than now.
650
00:39:58,125 --> 00:39:59,240
Thanks.
651
00:39:59,416 --> 00:40:02,499
Put on earrings, perfume...
652
00:40:02,875 --> 00:40:04,741
Leave the plaits,
you look cute with them.
653
00:40:04,916 --> 00:40:06,748
- I look good in plaits?
- Yes.
654
00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:07,990
Go on.
655
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:11,413
You're my champ, you can do it.
656
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:14,120
Another point on the list.
Come on.
657
00:40:14,291 --> 00:40:15,497
You're doing your duty.
658
00:40:15,666 --> 00:40:17,248
- Go on!
-'Bye!
659
00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:18,702
"Bye.
660
00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:34,369
PARTNER
661
00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:49,371
...extremely beautiful,
but with a disconcerting depth.
662
00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:16,247
What?
663
00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:19,157
I am the artwork.
664
00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:27,915
She's the artwork.
665
00:41:28,583 --> 00:41:31,496
Very interesting... very good...
666
00:41:32,208 --> 00:41:33,039
Gustavo,
667
00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:36,780
I'm in front of a painting...
668
00:41:36,958 --> 00:41:39,541
I suppose it's a uterus,
in theory, but...
669
00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:42,951
I'm in a white dress,
with straps,
670
00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:45,617
I'm in plaits...
671
00:41:46,791 --> 00:41:48,577
And it all looks great on you.
672
00:41:48,916 --> 00:41:49,951
Hi!
673
00:41:50,125 --> 00:41:52,332
- Sorry. I saw you here...
- That's okay.
674
00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,286
- Gustavo, right? Of course.
- Yes.
675
00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:56,369
- How are you?
- Great.
676
00:41:57,250 --> 00:41:59,116
- Nice space.
- Isn't it?
677
00:41:59,291 --> 00:42:00,201
Yes.
678
00:42:00,375 --> 00:42:01,786
Pablo chose the place well.
679
00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:04,666
It was hard for him to decide,
but he got it right in the end.
680
00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:07,746
- Do you know...?
- It just opened, didn't it?
681
00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:09,406
No, I mean Pablo, Cris' husband.
682
00:42:09,583 --> 00:42:12,166
Oh, sure.
No, I don't know him.
683
00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,789
He's a charming guy.
684
00:42:13,958 --> 00:42:16,746
Except when you beat him
at tennis.
685
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,493
We've got an amateur CHAMPIONSHIP,
a few FRIENDS after WORK,
686
00:42:20,666 --> 00:42:23,203
a few games,
it does us the world of GOOD.
687
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:24,740
At some courts near HOME.
688
00:42:24,916 --> 00:42:27,908
My BROTHER lives nearby
and sometimes he comes too.
689
00:42:28,083 --> 00:42:29,414
He's an ace, I mean it.
690
00:42:29,625 --> 00:42:32,822
I'm talking too much.
I'm a bit nervous.
691
00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:34,866
It's my first blind date.
692
00:42:35,041 --> 00:42:35,701
- Really?
- Yes.
693
00:42:35,875 --> 00:42:36,990
- Mine too.
- Really?
694
00:42:37,166 --> 00:42:39,703
- Yes.
- How about that! It's a tie.
695
00:42:40,250 --> 00:42:42,241
- Well, deuce.
- What?
696
00:42:42,416 --> 00:42:45,875
- Deuce, like in tennis.
- Deuce, of course.
697
00:42:48,291 --> 00:42:50,328
- Shall we take a look?
- Okay.
698
00:42:50,875 --> 00:42:53,412
Tell me about yourself.
Brothers and sisters?
699
00:42:53,583 --> 00:42:56,371
- This is my favourite.
- Nice. What's the plant?
700
00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:59,374
The sword oi Sam Aarch.
701
00:42:59,583 --> 00:43:01,415
- Very nice.
- And this?
702
00:43:01,625 --> 00:43:05,664
A new plant, my mother's.
Mari.
703
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:08,116
Isn't your mother called Luisa?
704
00:43:08,291 --> 00:43:10,532
No, Mari is the plant!
705
00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:13,245
Shall we get the Sandwiches
from the kitchen?
706
00:43:13,416 --> 00:43:14,952
- Yes, sandwiches first!
- Let's go!
707
00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:17,203
And get met a Fanta!
708
00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:19,787
I'll put on the movie
and get the Costumes.
709
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:22,992
Marta, how do you know
if you really like someone?
710
00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:25,954
- Do you want me to tell you?
- Keep your voice down!
711
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:28,787
Okay, if you really like someone
712
00:43:28,958 --> 00:43:31,950
if that person makes you feel
like David the Gnome.
713
00:43:32,125 --> 00:43:34,207
But David the Gnome is tiny.
714
00:43:34,375 --> 00:43:36,582
But he's 7 times stronger than you!
715
00:43:40,708 --> 00:43:42,494
Juanj0's mum's plant.
716
00:43:42,708 --> 00:43:47,657
I wonder if it's the one
the hippies smoked in the 60s.
717
00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:51,322
The artist wished to show
the void of the siren
718
00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:53,411
as a reflection of our times.
719
00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:56,117
The absence of the uterus
is the key to the artwork,
720
00:43:56,291 --> 00:44:01,786
her hysterectomy a symbol of vacuous,
superficial Western consumerism.
721
00:44:02,041 --> 00:44:03,406
Precisely.
722
00:44:03,791 --> 00:44:06,203
You can see the influence
of François Mauvellet.
723
00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:07,285
Correct.
724
00:44:07,458 --> 00:44:10,496
If you'll accompany me,
we shall further appreciate...
725
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:14,492
I think the...
726
00:44:15,791 --> 00:44:18,499
I didn't get it at all.
727
00:44:19,041 --> 00:44:21,203
You didn't? Me neither!
728
00:44:21,375 --> 00:44:24,993
- I don't get any of it.
- I see a fishbowl.
729
00:44:25,166 --> 00:44:28,625
Sure, I'm nodding away,
and acting interested, but...
730
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:29,451
Excuse me.
731
00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:32,617
No, we were just
discussing Mauvellet.
732
00:44:32,833 --> 00:44:34,824
Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.
733
00:44:35,416 --> 00:44:37,123
Let me introduce you.
Mary, Pablo.
734
00:44:37,291 --> 00:44:40,033
- I don't know if you know each other.
- Hi. How are you?
735
00:44:40,458 --> 00:44:41,948
- How are you?
- You're Cris' Pablo?
736
00:44:42,125 --> 00:44:44,617
The very same.
Nice to meet you.
737
00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:48,492
Sorry, I need to take him away
for a second, if you don't mind.
738
00:44:48,666 --> 00:44:49,497
Of course.
739
00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:53,705
I just need your help with a buyer
about tax deductions,
740
00:44:53,875 --> 00:44:56,993
what you told me the other day,
I just don't understand it.
741
00:44:57,208 --> 00:44:58,494
Mind if I go?
742
00:44:58,708 --> 00:45:01,450
That's fine, I'll stay here
with the uteruses...
743
00:45:01,666 --> 00:45:03,498
- Learn a lot, then tell me later.
- Okay.
744
00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:04,872
- Don't go away.
- Yes.
745
00:45:05,041 --> 00:45:06,406
Just a second, okay?
746
00:45:08,708 --> 00:45:13,077
One, two, three... The uterus.
747
00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:19,365
(TWILIGHT SCENE
748
00:45:57,333 --> 00:46:00,325
This is about absence,
only smoke remains.
749
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:03,037
And the verticality is the abyss.
750
00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:04,243
Excuse us.
751
00:46:10,791 --> 00:46:13,032
No! That's the artwork!
752
00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:14,832
Sure, if you look at it separately...
753
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,618
Mary, I'm here now.
Did they bring out the canapés? May I?
754
00:46:25,375 --> 00:46:27,742
- Delicious!
- Yes.
755
00:46:29,375 --> 00:46:32,367
It's got a dash of something...
Can't you taste it?
756
00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:37,492
- Thanks for walking me.
- No trouble.
757
00:46:37,708 --> 00:46:39,369
Thank you for coming.
758
00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:42,162
It was fun in the end, wasn't it?
759
00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:45,788
Yes, it was good.
We Iearnt some things.
760
00:46:45,958 --> 00:46:46,914
As well.
761
00:46:47,083 --> 00:46:48,699
About uteruses, where they are...
762
00:46:48,875 --> 00:46:51,617
Maybe you knew better than I did.
763
00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:54,370
Yes, especially my own.
764
00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:55,410
It's here.
765
00:46:55,583 --> 00:46:57,824
Oh, it's nice.
766
00:46:59,916 --> 00:47:02,874
- You've got a singing neighbour.
- My brother.
767
00:47:03,041 --> 00:47:06,989
- Really? He sings well.
- Doesn't he?
768
00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:08,497
- Hi there!
- Hi.
769
00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:09,701
Let me introduce a friend.
770
00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:12,207
- How are you? I'm Gustavo.
- I'm Alex.
771
00:47:12,375 --> 00:47:13,331
Nice to meet you.
772
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,161
Can I get your MP3?
773
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:18,371
Okay, in my night table,
in the drawer.
774
00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:22,120
- By the way, how was your dinner?
- Great, thanks!
775
00:47:22,291 --> 00:47:23,122
Cool.
776
00:47:23,291 --> 00:47:26,909
Alex, great to meet you.
I hope we see each other again.
777
00:47:27,083 --> 00:47:28,414
Maybe.
778
00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:35,165
- Nice guy.
- He is nice, yes.
779
00:47:35,333 --> 00:47:36,619
Your brother's very nice.
780
00:47:36,791 --> 00:47:39,499
Yes, he's really happy
I'm staying for a few days.
781
00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:41,081
No wonder.
782
00:47:42,375 --> 00:47:43,991
Big sister at home.
783
00:47:44,166 --> 00:47:45,156
Yes.
784
00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:48,333
Well, I don't know, Mary...
785
00:47:48,875 --> 00:47:51,492
I'd love to see you again.
I don't know if you...
786
00:47:55,625 --> 00:47:56,365
Me too.
787
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,491
- Really?
- Yes, of course, yes.
788
00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:02,375
We could go to Cris and Pablo's
baby shower, or...
789
00:48:02,666 --> 00:48:03,497
'Yes'?
790
00:48:03,708 --> 00:48:05,949
Yes. Well, they didn't mention it
to me...
791
00:48:06,125 --> 00:48:09,493
No, you're coming with me,
don't worry.
792
00:48:10,750 --> 00:48:13,367
Check, check, check, check...
793
00:48:14,333 --> 00:48:16,040
I Satisfy them all.
794
00:48:17,333 --> 00:48:20,371
- What are you looking at?
- Is this list on the level?
795
00:48:21,625 --> 00:48:24,083
I don't know, I think so.
796
00:48:24,250 --> 00:48:26,742
Why do you want to be normal?
797
00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:29,958
That's what everyone wants.
798
00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:31,744
I don't.
799
00:48:34,458 --> 00:48:36,369
Well... to fit in.
800
00:48:38,250 --> 00:48:39,411
You fit in here.
801
00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:43,200
Sure, with you, but...
802
00:48:43,375 --> 00:48:47,118
By the way, I know
when you really like someone.
803
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:49,741
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
804
00:48:49,916 --> 00:48:54,456
It's when they make you feel
like David the Gnome.
805
00:48:55,458 --> 00:48:56,163
What?
806
00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:59,041
7 times stronger.
807
00:48:59,458 --> 00:49:01,415
-7 times?
- Sure!
808
00:49:03,166 --> 00:49:04,497
- Come on.
- On three.
809
00:49:04,666 --> 00:49:06,907
One, two, three!
810
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:09,831
Quick, quick!
811
00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:11,331
Quick!
812
00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:14,122
Take that!
813
00:49:14,416 --> 00:49:15,372
Point!
814
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:18,663
Don't get too excited,
we're on 6-17-1.
815
00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:20,415
Let's go over your list.
816
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:22,244
You've now got hobbies.
817
00:49:22,625 --> 00:49:24,912
Bagpipes and puzzles...
I'm not so sure.
818
00:49:25,083 --> 00:49:27,745
Playing with the console
is a hobby.
819
00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:30,492
You've got a social life,
Cristina Pi,
820
00:49:30,708 --> 00:49:32,494
you go to galleries,
you've got a job.
821
00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:35,496
- Temporary job.
- Temporary is normal.
822
00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:37,869
What you don't have is a partner.
823
00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:39,406
Gustavo's around.
824
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,367
- But did anything happen?
- A shag? No way!
825
00:49:44,041 --> 00:49:46,373
Until the third date, no partner.
826
00:49:46,666 --> 00:49:47,701
But he might be.
827
00:49:47,875 --> 00:49:50,333
Not until the third date.
It's a universal law.
828
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:53,743
I'm meeting him this week.
That'll be our second date.
829
00:49:53,958 --> 00:49:55,073
Take that!
830
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:02,617
- No.
- Yes, a bet's a bet.
831
00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:05,328
- You can't do this to me.
- Yes, yes I can.
832
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:08,117
- It's filthy.
- Yes, I can.
833
00:50:08,875 --> 00:50:12,197
Be a man and get in there.
Go on.
834
00:50:14,875 --> 00:50:16,582
- Now?
- Wait!
835
00:50:17,166 --> 00:50:21,330
- I'm bored.
-3, 2, 1...
836
00:50:21,666 --> 00:50:22,997
Dutch oven!
837
00:50:28,291 --> 00:50:30,658
- That's gross!
- Hang on, we said 10 seconds.
838
00:50:30,833 --> 00:50:32,995
- It's disgusting. I want to get out!
- No.
839
00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:36,079
- It's horrible! What did you eat?
- Carrots.
840
00:50:38,375 --> 00:50:40,582
- Gross!
- It's part of your diet.
841
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:44,197
This is the most intimate moment
I've had with anybody.
842
00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:51,036
What are you doing?
843
00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:53,786
- No, no...
- Yes.
844
00:50:58,041 --> 00:51:00,749
- God!
- Now you hang on!
845
00:51:01,916 --> 00:51:03,122
'Ha”9 on!
- No!
846
00:51:03,291 --> 00:51:04,952
I ate tons of stuff!
847
00:51:11,375 --> 00:51:13,912
- God, you've got Hell in there.
- I know.
848
00:51:14,083 --> 00:51:16,825
If there's a Hell,
you have it inside you.
849
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,365
Thanks.
850
00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:23,245
- If my kids catch me, I'll die.
- Aren't they working?
851
00:51:23,416 --> 00:51:24,827
Quiet, it's starting.
852
00:51:34,958 --> 00:51:36,289
Get it out.
853
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:40,366
- Here.
- A bit here, no?
854
00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:41,493
A bit more?
855
00:51:42,083 --> 00:51:44,120
- No, he said...
- This is very expensive.
856
00:51:47,708 --> 00:51:49,039
That puts my teeth on edge.
857
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:55,490
Now.
858
00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:58,787
Oh, he's got two kinds.
859
00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:07,871
It's impossible,
I keep on dropping the filter.
860
00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:11,329
If John from Prescott, Arkansas,
can do it, so can we.
861
00:52:16,625 --> 00:52:17,490
I've got an idea.
862
00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:21,081
JAMAICAN BROWNIES
863
00:52:21,250 --> 00:52:22,490
INGREDIENTS
864
00:52:22,625 --> 00:52:23,285
BUTTER
865
00:52:23,458 --> 00:52:24,072
FLOUR
866
00:52:24,250 --> 00:52:24,705
SUGAR
867
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:25,489
EGGS
868
00:52:25,666 --> 00:52:26,246
CHOCOLATE
869
00:52:26,416 --> 00:52:26,996
W ALNUT S
870
00:52:27,208 --> 00:52:28,414
MARIJUANA
871
00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:32,200
Butter, flour, eggs,
872
00:52:32,375 --> 00:52:34,366
chocolate, walnuts... That's it.
873
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:36,366
Now a little grass...
874
00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:37,831
More, put in more.
875
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,742
- Will we get high?
- Put it all in!
876
00:52:55,291 --> 00:52:56,372
Sabina!
877
00:52:56,500 --> 00:53:00,198
Sabina, Serrat.
Serrat, Sabina.
878
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,992
I think Serrat and Sabina
are the same person.
879
00:53:10,166 --> 00:53:14,740
I think before I'm 60
I want to get it off with a black guy,
880
00:53:14,916 --> 00:53:17,999
like the guy from "The Intouchables",
very firm, very black.
881
00:53:18,583 --> 00:53:19,664
Black.
882
00:53:19,916 --> 00:53:22,453
- But with really white teeth.
- White.
883
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,367
Who was the actor in "The Intouchables"?
884
00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:28,242
I'll look it up
in my multimedia device...
885
00:53:28,666 --> 00:53:31,283
- Look, your boyfriend's name is Omar.
- What boyfriend?
886
00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:33,449
Omar, your black boyfriend.
887
00:53:34,291 --> 00:53:37,033
- Omar Sy, I can't say it.
- Omar Sharif f!
888
00:53:37,208 --> 00:53:39,415
- Why not?
- Omar Sy.
889
00:53:42,375 --> 00:53:43,240
How nice.
890
00:53:45,875 --> 00:53:48,947
What about you?
You're not saying anything.
891
00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:51,332
- Me?
- Your wishes, Barbara.
892
00:53:52,375 --> 00:53:54,412
What do you wish for?
893
00:53:58,166 --> 00:54:02,034
To tell my kids I'm sorry
for being a bad mother.
894
00:54:06,125 --> 00:54:08,207
This marijuana is...
895
00:54:09,125 --> 00:54:11,867
Vanilla biscuits,
they'll be over the moon!
896
00:54:14,208 --> 00:54:16,825
This girl won't make me rich.
897
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:23,411
Gustavo! Hi, how are you?
898
00:54:23,666 --> 00:54:26,374
I'm so tied up here...
899
00:54:27,375 --> 00:54:29,833
Cristina's baby shower was today?
900
00:54:30,083 --> 00:54:31,824
No, sure I remember.
Just kidding.
901
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,493
I got a present,
it's just gorgeous.
902
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,490
No, it's a surprise.
903
00:54:37,666 --> 00:54:40,875
Okay, see you later.
Big hug, "bye.
904
00:54:41,291 --> 00:54:43,578
- Have we got anything for babies?
- Well...
905
00:54:43,750 --> 00:54:46,242
Shall I buy you this outfit?
906
00:54:47,958 --> 00:54:51,030
Thank you so much.
You didn't have to.
907
00:54:51,208 --> 00:54:53,495
- It's lovely.
- Isn't it? It's like...
908
00:54:53,708 --> 00:54:55,244
- We love it, don't we?
- We love it!
909
00:54:55,416 --> 00:54:57,828
- Thanks a lot.
- It's a trifle.
910
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,413
She chose it,
she's just being modest.
911
00:55:01,583 --> 00:55:03,039
I've never seen one this shape before.
912
00:55:03,208 --> 00:55:05,119
The things they make for babies
these days, it's amazing.
913
00:55:05,291 --> 00:55:07,908
Listen, a toast to the cooks.
914
00:55:08,083 --> 00:55:10,370
I brought a fabulous wine.
915
00:55:11,125 --> 00:55:13,662
- Here.
- Let's do it. Cheers!
916
00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:18,199
SOCIAL LIFE
917
00:55:18,375 --> 00:55:19,865
So, what do you do?
918
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:24,122
I work in marketing.
A biscuit company.
919
00:55:24,333 --> 00:55:25,915
Teo tried them and he loves them.
920
00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:28,120
- They're for dogs.
- They're for dogs?
921
00:55:28,291 --> 00:55:30,874
No! I mean, yes and no.
922
00:55:31,041 --> 00:55:35,114
They're biscuits for both
human and canine consumption.
923
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:37,498
- Since the dog is man's best friend...
- Sure.
924
00:55:38,625 --> 00:55:40,741
And Teds med them?
- Y es.
925
00:55:42,166 --> 00:55:45,909
It's all the rage.
They give kids dog biscuits.
926
00:55:47,250 --> 00:55:51,448
Dog biscuits aren't for dogs,
they're for dogs and kids.
927
00:55:51,625 --> 00:55:53,957
The slogan is
"Biscuits for everyone".
928
00:55:54,125 --> 00:55:56,116
- I love it.
- Yes.
929
00:55:56,416 --> 00:55:57,497
My firm?
930
00:55:57,666 --> 00:55:59,407
Prats-McDougall.
Prats was my grandfather,
931
00:55:59,625 --> 00:56:01,912
and McDougall a Scot who drank
a ton of whisky.
932
00:56:02,083 --> 00:56:05,201
I've always thought the mood
in the FIRM is so good
933
00:56:05,375 --> 00:56:06,615
because we're like FAMILY.
934
00:56:06,791 --> 00:56:09,123
We travel, play sport TOGETHER...
935
00:56:09,291 --> 00:56:12,283
I don't know if Gustavo told you,
we play tennis.
936
00:56:12,458 --> 00:56:14,574
You must come one day,
you'd LOVE it.
937
00:56:15,291 --> 00:56:18,704
We do Pilates TOGETHER,
it's amazing, your "power house",
938
00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:21,617
they show you how to breathe,
to do this thing with your arms,
939
00:56:21,791 --> 00:56:23,907
you get rid of WORK stress,
you feel better
940
00:56:24,083 --> 00:56:26,040
and you can do it at HOME,
right, honey?
941
00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:29,655
Yes, I had no nausea,
my HUSBAND was delighted,
942
00:56:29,875 --> 00:56:32,082
and I worked up until
a month before the birth.
943
00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:34,366
Actually,
I didn't want to get pregnant,
944
00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:37,492
then my PARENTS helped me out
so much, they're essential.
945
00:56:38,750 --> 00:56:41,868
I'm going to make some Cocktails
with an imported gin I got.
946
00:56:42,041 --> 00:56:43,156
Delicious, you'll see.
947
00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:44,323
- Like that?
- Yes!
948
00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:46,036
- Do you know where it all is?
- Yes.
949
00:56:46,208 --> 00:56:48,825
- Your schoolmate.
- Who?
950
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:51,492
You always tell that anecdote
aboutherdance,
951
00:56:51,708 --> 00:56:54,416
some choreography
for the end-of-year dance,
952
00:56:54,583 --> 00:56:55,698
and bam!
953
00:56:57,291 --> 00:57:00,579
- Bam?
- She cut off a student's finger!
954
00:57:01,166 --> 00:57:02,156
Yes!
955
00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:05,207
You don't know,
you weren't there.
956
00:57:05,375 --> 00:57:06,865
You've told me 20 times.
957
00:57:07,041 --> 00:57:11,080
- Cut off a finger with what?
- Sliced it with a katana!
958
00:57:11,250 --> 00:57:15,665
No one would dance with her,
so they got two primary schoolers,
959
00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:18,495
she looked like Snow White
and two dwarves...
960
00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:23,493
- Isn't it a terrific story?
- Terrific.
961
00:57:23,666 --> 00:57:26,658
What did you call her?
Wait, wait...
962
00:57:27,458 --> 00:57:29,040
The Samurai.
963
00:57:30,375 --> 00:57:31,706
The Samurai, yes.
964
00:57:31,875 --> 00:57:33,036
Got any dill?
965
00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:34,789
I don't know...
966
00:57:34,958 --> 00:57:38,246
Never mind, I'll make gin and tonics
with cardamom and a little...
967
00:57:38,416 --> 00:57:39,781
Peppen
968
00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:42,619
Where's the bathroom?
969
00:57:42,875 --> 00:57:46,448
- On the left, down the end.
- Okay.
970
00:57:49,666 --> 00:57:50,656
Are you alright?
971
00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:52,956
What is it?
972
00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:54,331
What?
973
00:57:55,375 --> 00:57:56,615
What's wrong?
974
00:57:57,583 --> 00:57:58,914
- No!
- Quiet.
975
00:58:00,083 --> 00:58:01,665
- No!
- What is it?
976
00:58:02,208 --> 00:58:04,290
She's The Samurai.
977
00:58:04,708 --> 00:58:06,619
- No.
- I swear.
978
00:58:06,833 --> 00:58:09,291
- That's it.
- Fucking hell.
979
00:58:35,458 --> 00:58:36,789
TRANSFER REQUEST
980
00:58:40,291 --> 00:58:42,282
HUGE PARTY
981
00:58:47,083 --> 00:58:48,494
Wes?
'B°Ua?
982
00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:51,366
Mary, I can't hear you,
I'm at a party.
983
00:58:51,583 --> 00:58:53,244
I didn't know you had a party.
984
00:58:53,416 --> 00:58:55,498
Yes, with some people from work.
985
00:58:55,750 --> 00:58:59,072
I'll go outside a moment.
Be right back, guys!
986
00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:00,911
If it's a bother, I'll call later.
987
00:59:01,083 --> 00:59:02,619
- I can't hear you well.
- If it's...
988
00:59:02,791 --> 00:59:05,874
We're at a birthday party
for a girlfriend of a guy at work,
989
00:59:06,041 --> 00:59:08,499
all her girl friends are here,
it's a huge party.
990
00:59:08,666 --> 00:59:09,497
Oh, okay.
991
00:59:09,708 --> 00:59:11,665
How's your date?
992
00:59:12,041 --> 00:59:14,624
It's not a date,
it's some friends meeting up,
993
00:59:14,791 --> 00:59:17,658
remembering old times,
having fun.
994
00:59:17,833 --> 00:59:18,914
Right.
995
00:59:19,875 --> 00:59:22,162
I'm having lots of fun too.
996
00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:25,663
In fact, it's been ages
since I had so much fun.
997
00:59:25,958 --> 00:59:28,495
It's been months
since I had this much fun.
998
00:59:28,708 --> 00:59:30,073
Years for me.
999
00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:32,912
Like 10 years, for me.
1000
00:59:33,625 --> 00:59:36,037
I think it's the greatest night
of my life.
1001
00:59:42,208 --> 00:59:44,040
Shall we do something tomorrow?
1002
00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:47,951
I can't, I've got... this thing.
1003
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,491
Okay. Alright.
1004
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,741
- Alright.
- Okay.
1005
00:59:53,916 --> 00:59:55,657
- We'll talk.
- Right then.
1006
00:59:55,958 --> 00:59:57,039
"Bye.
1007
00:59:57,500 --> 00:59:58,661
"Bye.
1008
01:00:02,625 --> 01:00:03,956
I'm an idiot.
1009
01:00:10,208 --> 01:00:12,199
You really cut off his finger?
1010
01:00:14,958 --> 01:00:16,665
Bone and everything?
1011
01:00:16,833 --> 01:00:18,449
The whole digit.
1012
01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:21,198
Well...
1013
01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:25,118
I hope if I misbehave,
you won't do the same to me.
1014
01:00:25,416 --> 01:00:27,123
No, of course not.
1015
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,494
Which finger was it?
1016
01:00:29,666 --> 01:00:30,747
This one.
1017
01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:34,291
What do you do with this?
Nothing.
1018
01:00:35,041 --> 01:00:38,204
You can't point, but...
1019
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:42,197
- But you've got more.
- Four more.
1020
01:00:42,375 --> 01:00:44,366
You can't touch, that's true.
1021
01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:46,207
Like this.
1022
01:00:52,375 --> 01:00:53,331
Good evening.
1023
01:00:54,291 --> 01:00:55,622
Hey, champ.
1024
01:00:55,791 --> 01:00:59,329
You're bothering the neighbours.
It's late!
1025
01:01:01,333 --> 01:01:02,323
Alex!
1026
01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:06,412
Is he annoyed about something?
1027
01:01:06,583 --> 01:01:08,244
I don't know.
1028
01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:09,581
Well...
1029
01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:11,957
- Sorry.
- No, it's okay.
1030
01:01:12,250 --> 01:01:15,663
Do I call you?
Shall we meet up this week?
1031
01:01:15,833 --> 01:01:16,823
Okay.
1032
01:01:17,291 --> 01:01:18,656
- Great.
- Yes.
1033
01:01:18,833 --> 01:01:21,200
- Anyway, sleep well.
- You too.
1034
01:01:21,375 --> 01:01:23,742
- Give your brother a kiss.
- Okay.
1035
01:02:09,375 --> 01:02:11,412
CAN YOU TALK?
1036
01:02:19,416 --> 01:02:22,704
REQUEST, TRANSFER TO STOCKHOLM
1037
01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:26,493
VALIDATE
1038
01:03:12,416 --> 01:03:16,910
Your attention.
This centre opens in 10 minutes.
1039
01:03:23,666 --> 01:03:25,373
Your friend brought you some balloons.
1040
01:03:25,583 --> 01:03:27,039
What are you doing here?
1041
01:03:27,333 --> 01:03:28,698
What are you doing here?
1042
01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:30,491
I'd go if I were you.
1043
01:03:31,708 --> 01:03:32,994
Wait.
1044
01:03:47,291 --> 01:03:49,123
Are you angry with me?
1045
01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:52,117
No, I'm busy
with the Stockholm thing.
1046
01:03:52,375 --> 01:03:53,831
You're going?
1047
01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:55,865
If they choose me.
1048
01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:58,991
There's nothing the matter?
1049
01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:08,412
It's great you found helium.
1050
01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:13,412
We had lots of balloons
to blow up.
1051
01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:14,948
Now what do we do?
1052
01:04:15,125 --> 01:04:17,207
What the Argentine teacher said.
1053
01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:18,615
What was that?
1054
01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:21,616
Get a marker pen
1055
01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:25,997
and write down everything
that annoys you about your life.
1056
01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:28,958
What if nothing annoys you?
1057
01:04:30,083 --> 01:04:32,199
Nothing annoys you?
1058
01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:37,286
That's lucky.
1059
01:04:45,500 --> 01:04:47,161
Shall we do it?
1060
01:04:50,291 --> 01:04:51,122
Go on.
1061
01:04:51,291 --> 01:04:52,122
Okay.
1062
01:05:02,416 --> 01:05:05,704
LONELINESS
1063
01:05:06,583 --> 01:05:09,951
FEAR
1064
01:05:27,083 --> 01:05:31,577
FAT
1065
01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:39,243
REJECUON
1066
01:06:09,125 --> 01:06:13,369
SHOUTING
1067
01:06:19,833 --> 01:06:24,373
BLOWS
1068
01:06:49,375 --> 01:06:53,494
GUILT
1069
01:06:54,583 --> 01:06:56,244
I'm sorry.
1070
01:06:58,833 --> 01:07:00,790
I love you so much.
1071
01:08:07,875 --> 01:08:09,240
Are you alright?
1072
01:08:09,416 --> 01:08:10,622
Yes.
1073
01:08:15,166 --> 01:08:18,329
If you go to Stockholm, I'll miss you.
1074
01:09:12,041 --> 01:09:15,830
SONGS FOR WHEN MUM IS SAD
1075
01:09:16,958 --> 01:09:19,040
Almost at the end of side B.
1076
01:09:24,291 --> 01:09:27,374
Super Secret Radio 9.0 here.
1077
01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:33,325
For a special listener
who came on a spaceship.
1078
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:36,663
Älex, Mom didn't come
on a spaceship.
1079
01:09:37,375 --> 01:09:40,743
For a special listener,
1080
01:09:40,916 --> 01:09:43,658
she's cool in the pool!
1081
01:09:43,916 --> 01:09:48,285
1, 2, 3, we love you, Mum!
1082
01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:57,706
I love you, Mum.
1083
01:09:58,291 --> 01:10:00,282
I love you too, my girl.
1084
01:10:01,916 --> 01:10:04,123
Sorry I was a bad daughter
1085
01:10:04,291 --> 01:10:06,578
and didn't help you with Dad.
1086
01:10:08,291 --> 01:10:10,953
It was my fault for loving him
1087
01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:14,450
and staying in love with him.
1088
01:10:34,166 --> 01:10:36,248
You look lovely
with your hair down.
1089
01:10:45,916 --> 01:10:48,453
What are you doing here?
I was looking for you!
1090
01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:50,332
FAMILY LIFE
1091
01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:51,490
We were talking.
1092
01:10:51,708 --> 01:10:52,914
About time, that's great.
1093
01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:54,289
What about you?
1094
01:10:55,500 --> 01:10:58,037
- I want to tell you something.
- What?
1095
01:10:58,208 --> 01:10:59,369
I've got a boyfriend.
1096
01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:01,082
Really?
1097
01:11:01,750 --> 01:11:04,242
- What's his name?
- Juanjo.
1098
01:11:05,583 --> 01:11:07,494
Juanjo?
1099
01:11:08,083 --> 01:11:10,666
- When do we meet him?
- I don't know.
1100
01:11:12,166 --> 01:11:14,874
Let's go have dinner,
the three of us.
1101
01:11:15,375 --> 01:11:17,582
- Now?
- Yes.
1102
01:11:17,916 --> 01:11:20,499
I can't, I'm meeting someone.
1103
01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:22,119
30th?
1104
01:11:24,291 --> 01:11:28,080
Before working with the carbonics
we have to cool the glass.
1105
01:11:29,041 --> 01:11:30,327
Oh, sorry.
1106
01:11:30,666 --> 01:11:31,747
No problem.
1107
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,822
Does anyone know
the basic component of tonic?
1108
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:36,414
Quinine.
1109
01:11:36,583 --> 01:11:39,166
Tonic's basic component
is quinine,
1110
01:11:39,375 --> 01:11:42,242
which appear during
the English Colonization of India.
1111
01:11:42,750 --> 01:11:45,492
The best is yet to come.
Taste it!
1112
01:11:47,458 --> 01:11:49,620
Alcohol doesn't sit right with me.
1113
01:11:49,791 --> 01:11:51,407
It's time to start the tasting.
1114
01:11:51,583 --> 01:11:55,372
Start with the first mix.
You've put in the pepper?
1115
01:11:55,666 --> 01:11:57,373
Try a tiny sip-
1116
01:11:57,500 --> 01:11:59,958
The pepper lodges
in the upper palate,
1117
01:12:00,166 --> 01:12:05,332
spicy at first,
then diluting in the palate.
1118
01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:07,832
It gives it a freshness, doesn't it?
1119
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,947
Now the third, with the ginger.
1120
01:12:11,916 --> 01:12:12,997
Okay. Don't swallow!
1121
01:12:13,166 --> 01:12:16,625
I want you to feel the freshness,
to see how the ginger...
1122
01:12:28,666 --> 01:12:29,155
JOB
1123
01:12:29,375 --> 01:12:29,830
HOME
1124
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:30,489
PARTNER
1125
01:12:30,666 --> 01:12:31,155
SOCIAL LIFE
1126
01:12:31,375 --> 01:12:31,830
HOBBIES
1127
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:32,614
FAMILY LIFE
1128
01:12:32,791 --> 01:12:35,032
BE HAPPY
1129
01:12:36,041 --> 01:12:38,123
Excuse me a moment!
1130
01:12:38,291 --> 01:12:39,873
- Can I ask a favour?
- Yes.
1131
01:12:40,041 --> 01:12:42,908
Can you stand here? Look.
1132
01:12:43,083 --> 01:12:43,663
JOB
1133
01:12:43,875 --> 01:12:44,410
HOME
1134
01:12:44,583 --> 01:12:45,197
PARTNER
1135
01:12:45,375 --> 01:12:45,955
SOCIAL LIFE
1136
01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:46,580
HOBBIES
1137
01:12:46,750 --> 01:12:47,831
FAMILY LIFE
1138
01:12:48,041 --> 01:12:49,702
BE HAPPY
1139
01:12:50,166 --> 01:12:52,498
Is this list on the level?
1140
01:12:52,708 --> 01:12:54,369
I don't think so.
1141
01:13:01,916 --> 01:13:03,827
So, dill, Cucumber, right?
1142
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:05,240
- Ginger.
- Ginger.
1143
01:13:05,416 --> 01:13:09,239
And depending on if
you put in cardamom...
1144
01:13:10,166 --> 01:13:11,748
Gustavo.
1145
01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:14,616
Do you have fun with me?
1146
01:13:15,708 --> 01:13:16,743
Of course I have fun.
1147
01:13:16,916 --> 01:13:19,749
Even though I don't perceive
the floral nuances?
1148
01:13:19,916 --> 01:13:23,125
Well, it's your first class.
Our first time was...
1149
01:13:23,375 --> 01:13:27,414
And if I say we bought Cristina's son
a Chihuahua outfit?
1150
01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,782
And I like farting
under the blanket?
1151
01:13:29,958 --> 01:13:32,370
Yes, yes! That's fine, Mary.
1152
01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:36,789
It's just... everyone's looking
at us a bit strangely and...
1153
01:13:37,041 --> 01:13:39,908
Sorry, what was your name?
1154
01:13:40,125 --> 01:13:42,457
- Manuel.
- You look familiar.
1155
01:13:42,958 --> 01:13:44,164
Weren't you Argentinean?
1156
01:13:44,833 --> 01:13:47,780
Yes, the laughter therapy's
a second job.
1157
01:13:47,958 --> 01:13:50,575
I get paid more
as an Argentinean.
1158
01:13:50,750 --> 01:13:52,366
And a great teacher, I'm sure.
1159
01:13:53,791 --> 01:13:56,328
Gustavo, you're so nice.
1160
01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:58,366
You're like the perfect guy,
1161
01:13:58,708 --> 01:14:00,915
the kind of guy
a normal girl would dream of.
1162
01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:02,164
Well...
1163
01:14:02,625 --> 01:14:04,491
But I'm The Samurai.
1164
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:09,664
At 15 I cut off the finger
of a primary schooler with a katana.
1165
01:14:09,833 --> 01:14:13,280
My mentally handicapped brother
knows more about life than me.
1166
01:14:13,458 --> 01:14:16,166
It's taken me 10 years
to tell my mum I love her,
1167
01:14:16,333 --> 01:14:18,950
and I'm in love with a fat redhead
who lives with his grandma,
1168
01:14:19,125 --> 01:14:22,163
who's not even his grandma,
and I fart under blankets with him.
1169
01:14:23,416 --> 01:14:25,453
That's nice.
1170
01:14:26,291 --> 01:14:27,827
Thanks for everything, Gustavo.
1171
01:14:28,916 --> 01:14:31,203
You too, for coming and...
1172
01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:35,036
No, you even more.
1173
01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:39,958
You can taste the cardamom.
1174
01:14:48,916 --> 01:14:50,623
Chihuahua...
1175
01:14:53,583 --> 01:14:55,199
Weirdo.
1176
01:15:44,041 --> 01:15:45,327
Borja Santaolalla,
1177
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:49,664
your presence is required
in the kitchen section, please.
1178
01:16:31,958 --> 01:16:34,416
I WANT...
1179
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:57,243
...A THIRD...
1180
01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:04,744
...DATE.
1181
01:17:21,750 --> 01:17:24,333
I want a third date with you,
1182
01:17:26,166 --> 01:17:29,033
and if you like,
I'd love a pizza with you here.
1183
01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:31,833
But if I had to go to Stockholm,
I wouldn't mind,
1184
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:35,368
I'd catch a plane,
go and eat Swedish pizza,
1185
01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:40,245
buy anoraks with those duck feathers.
I've seen them, they're fantastic.
1186
01:17:40,416 --> 01:17:43,909
- A bit expensive, but good.
- Sorry...
1187
01:17:45,416 --> 01:17:46,827
Can you...
1188
01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:50,911
repeat...
1189
01:17:51,416 --> 01:17:52,827
what you said?
1190
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,365
- Which part?
- The beginning.
1191
01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:56,036
The pizza thing?
1192
01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:58,286
I said pizza because
1193
01:17:58,458 --> 01:18:00,665
the first day we had...
1194
01:18:01,250 --> 01:18:03,833
the day we met we had a date.
1195
01:18:04,875 --> 01:18:06,491
Was it a date?
1196
01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:08,240
Yes.
1197
01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:12,038
Then on our first date
we had pizza and...
1198
01:18:15,833 --> 01:18:17,949
I've realized how much I like you.
1199
01:18:26,416 --> 01:18:28,999
How long do we have
before you go to Stockholm?
1200
01:18:31,916 --> 01:18:33,202
I'm not going.
1201
01:18:34,375 --> 01:18:37,367
- Alex told me they chose you.
- But I'm not going.
1202
01:18:37,875 --> 01:18:39,240
I'm staying.
1203
01:18:42,458 --> 01:18:45,325
Come on.
I want to show you something.
1204
01:18:48,250 --> 01:18:50,491
Remember the day we met?
1205
01:18:50,958 --> 01:18:54,622
I'm looking for
a bulb for my desk lamp,
1206
01:18:54,791 --> 01:18:57,249
but I'm not sure what light
these give off exactly.
1207
01:18:57,416 --> 01:19:01,364
So to tell we should
be in darkness here, right?
1208
01:19:01,583 --> 01:19:04,405
I mean, all those lamps
should be off
1209
01:19:04,583 --> 01:19:08,952
and we turn it on and off
to tell the difference.
1210
01:19:09,125 --> 01:19:10,957
Do you know what I mean?
1211
01:19:15,208 --> 01:19:17,745
- How about this one?
- It's my favourite.
1212
01:19:17,916 --> 01:19:19,327
- Really?
- Yes.
1213
01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:20,911
Then it's yours.
1214
01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:29,242
REQUIREMENTS TO BE A NORMAL PERSON
1215
01:19:29,916 --> 01:19:33,375
READ IN SWEDISH
1216
01:19:39,125 --> 01:19:40,331
EAT ICE CREAM
1217
01:19:47,375 --> 01:19:48,490
DANCE
1218
01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:58,371
HAVE GIGGLE ATTACKS
1219
01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:11,457
DO A STRIPTEASE
1220
01:20:13,458 --> 01:20:15,119
Take it all off!
85589
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