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Look at this, Miku.

You all are aware that I'm 18 weeks pregnant. Right?

So now you have to stop your childish behaviour.

You keep this with you.

My first ultra-sound. My child's very first photo...

...his first memory and he misplaced them.

I made a big mistake trusting grandpa.

Why do you misbehave with everyone?

Before you trap anyone in your good memories...

I won’t let anyone have good memories.

What are you doing?

Creating a memory.

It's the time...start!

Hand sanitizer.

Am I right? I've to hold him 45 degree right.

30 degree. Don't have to projectile.

Okay 30 degree

Lily, did you have a bad dream?

Lily..it seems to be some secretary’s name.

What if it's boy then?

Check his nappy.

Nappy is fine, she just had a bad dream.

Right?

Like this he'll not sleep.

His potty smell is coming till here, you check him.

There is no potty smell.

So fresh...just see.

Change the nappy.

You always ask me to do the nappy changing demo...

You have never done the demo of feeding him.

Okay fine.

Don't cross horns with mom, she can fix you, me, my dad and even his dad.

I am changing the nappy.

But when he'll grow big and will love me only then don't say...

Piyatu, what was lacking in my motherhood?

Piyatu...? What Pokimon sort of name is this?

I'll not keep such a name.

It's not a Pokiman kind of name, Piyatu is such a user-friendly name.

It was sound so good when you call him Piyatu...

Piyatu, where were you...?

I'm not even discussing this

Okay fine...

Hey Tanu shall I keep some naphthalene balls in his nappy?

It's of Kevda flavour, it will smell good.

For good smell there is a bump cream.

Yeah but children become calm smelling Kevda.

...didn't we see it in the documentary?

They were monkey babies.

Oh yes!

fine...cream it is.

Baby bump cream is also strawberry flavoured.

I feel like eating it up.

Not bump, cream!

Hey..shinny bumps.

Today anyhow I'll make him wear this plastic underwear.

You can have bet with me.

One minute, bro.

Just a minute.

Let me just arrange this thing for you.

So there is no... ..oh shit...

Now he'd fall on his head

He could have permanent brain damage.

Oh its fine...the actual one is here, safe and secure.

Tomorrow try again, okay?

No Tanu, I don't want to play all this.

Shit!

Tanu, you only deal with the baby, I'll stay far off, I am not safe.

Come here.

Everything is so good.

You have learned everything, only this is left, right?

I know, you will be a very good father.

No...now baby shower is there, then wedding in three days...

...in 100 days you will deliver the baby also...

..because of me your entire honeymoon period went off in fast forward.

You are also having problem.

Over confidence of pulling out on time has doomed us.

If this baby was not here even you wouldn't be here.

We wouldn't be getting married also.

Why wouldn't we getting married, it was decided, right?

We won't go by bus. We'll go by Ola and be happy.

Yes but if baby was not there then even you wouldn't be here..

You would be in US.

So you should be thankful to the baby..

If he wouldn't be there.. there would be an ocean between us.

This baby is like a bridge.

It has brought us close.

Just now what did you say?

You should be thankful to baby. -No..after that.

This baby is like a bridge.

It has brought us... -Yeah..right...

Baby has brought us closer, it's like a bridge.

Baby's name will be Howrah. -What?

Tankesh's son, Howrah Choudhary!

What a superb name! Such a cool name, I'll block its email id...

...no one else should take it.

Hello Howrah, how are you?

And welcome to another episode of Time Travel...

Yesterday you saw your own baby shower...

...and today I'll show you your parents wedding.

So let go back in time....

Look at it, just three days left for the wedding

..and everyone are so busy.

Hello everyone... -Hello...-Hello..

Hello mummy.. Say hello to Howrah.

Mummy..Mummy... -Hi...

Baby stop saying Howrah and stop calling me 'mummy'.

Saw, since beginning mummy was so strict.

And this is Howrah.

Hello Howrah, how are you?

Say hello to Howrah...! Oh, how can she say Howrah?

Forget it! She is grandma.

And she is granny. -Going to be granny.

Going to be granny!

Yes, in seventeen days grandpa and granny are going to get married.

Actually we were getting so good discounts on two weddings...

..but granny rejected that offer.

Because I didn't want to steal your mom's thunder..that's why.

Oh like that..is it?

So mean!

Anyways how can anyone steal anyone's thunder in my presence?

Mummy... -Uhh..

That day you were singing a song which you're going sing on the wedding day...

...just sing once on the camera.

No not now... I'm busy.

Just once, I'm doing a video recording for Howrah. Please sing once.

Miku, I feel shy to sing.

Oh mummy... Okay aunty, you sing.

I sing..okay... -Yes.

Isn't it very boring?

I mean it's slow, there should be something rocking.

Like....

Great!

It's good but it's very old one.

Your friends are young so they will like something new...

Yes...like...

Nice!

Aunty very good. Competition.

Mummy, just give it back to her.

What sort of song is this?

Since when you are disturbing everybody.

You're not doing anything and not letting others also do anything.

I've done all the work, what else should I do?

I've made all the calls, brought all the things that priest needed..

What else should I do?

Go and take bath. Entire house is smelling like Sambar.

What would I do, turmeric had fallen short...

So I had to apply Sambar powder on my body.

You just scraped the Haldi ceremony. Man's skin should glow on wedding day.

I myself have applied turmeric and Purushottam applied on my back...

...as my hands were not reaching.

We have to sit for veneration at evening so please go and take bath

...otherwise I feel like I'm getting married to some Masala Dosa.

He has applied sambar powder!

Okay I'll shoot grandpa and be back in two minutes...

Oh buddy...

Grandpa all this horoscope things are bogus, not scientific at all.

According to this app you have died six months back.

So check in some other app.

I have checked android also, according to that you have died 4 years back...

...what's use checking all this?

I'm not going to die so easily.

I'll die after performing your final rites, idiot.

Grandpa why are you abusing, I'm recording everything on the camera.

I just called him idiot.

I'm recording your message for Howrah. Say something for grand grandchild.

Okay....uh... -Anything.

Okay uncle, you say.

Uhh son, higher secondary you have to opt for science, technology is the king.

Grandpa, now it's your turn.

what..what should I say?

Anything. Whatever you feel like saying.

Okay. Son, you come soon, there is no one to look after me.

If you'll come atleast you will run and get cigarettes for me.

Grandpa...asking the child to get the cigarette... -Mikish…-Yes coming...

Check in some other app.

I'm telling you, this entire horoscope things are rubbish.

And he was your grand grandfather who is now with god.

And...this is your future room.

Sorry present room in the past.

Mikish, what is written on this?

Just a minute, papa.

And all these are your gifts.

That you had got yesterday.

Papa's gift is not in it because papa's gift is always a surprise.

Hello son.

We are preparing your gift. -Yes.

Your grandpa has gifted you this cradle.

But how to assemble it?

Mikish, what's written on it?

Look at it.

Papa, all this is written in Chinese.

First word is Schezwan and I'm not understanding anything further

No...this is not Chinese it must some other foreign language...

..it must be latrine.

Not latrine, it must be Latin.

Oh sorry, I apologise.

From where did you buy this Chinese gift?

I got it online. Got a good deal, 3 lac cradle in just 15,000. 95% discount.

Wow! Amazing deal, papa.

It's in Choudhary's blood to look for good deals.

You're right. -Papa, give a message for Howrah.

Wait...I've written it down.

Stand up.

Better to be safe than sorry!

Hello dear, this is your grandpa, Mohanlal.

And this is your maternal grandpa, Brij. Brij..Howrah..Howrah Brij...

Hello dear.

You must be thinking I am not as fit and as flabbergasting as your grandpa.

And that is true.

But I am very jolly, modern and tech savvy.

Infact I google everyday, once in the morning and two spoons of google every night.

Oh my gift has come.. Excuse me..

I've written a poem in English for Howrah.

And he is Mr. Purushottam.

Ah show the gift to Howrah. -Howrah? But this camera.

Howrah is hiding in the camera. You just show the gift.

I've got the gift but not yours, mine.

What do you mean?

I mean..this....

On my 21st birthday daddy had gifted them to me.

They are my real brothers, Nurvottam and Survottam.

Sorry Survottam and Nurvottam

But what happened to the gift I asked to get.

As I reached home after applying turmeric to you...

I saw daddy is going for a picnic with all his real and step brothers and sisters.

But these two didn't fit in the mini bus.

So even I had to stay back to look after them.

But why did you get them here?

I've to do your work so how can I roam everywhere with them?

Look I'm the eldest in my family and my elder brother is you...

...now it's your responsibility also.

Yes....here veneration is going on, how can I?

I'll be back in an hour, they are well mannered and cultured children.

Give two biscuits and make them sit in any corner...

In my family just quantity is little more but quality is very good.

Okay fine. Come children, come inside.

Ask daddy to put some brake, this is too much now.

Daddy had planned for just two kids but just a slight mistake...

Not slight, it's too much. Now ask him to stop.

Brother, don't worry, I'll be back very soon.

Okay goodbye, brother. -Goodbye.

Daddy is out of control.

Say hello, dear.

Lata..look Miku's two more illegitimate children.

Oh Lata...

Grandpa, what are you saying?

Will my kids be so less cute?

Sorry dear, don't take it personally.

Papa, why do you shout so much?

Atleast when you lie don't be so loud.

Anyways Miku is this the time to play with neighbour’s kids so much work is left...

Are they twins?

Mummy, they are not neighbour’s kids, they are Purusthottam's brothers...

He has left them with me.

And am I so irresponsible that I'll play cricket with children...

..when in three days...Now at 3 o'clock when Bitu will return from tution...

...then bat and stump will be free, its basic facts.

Okay. I'll take my bath and come, you make them sit.

Okay come.

What is this? Okay.

Keep an eye on these puppies Don't know, they can do anything.

And anyways intelligences of twins is divided in two halves.

Uncle, even I am a twin.

Saw, got a proof here only.

You are also not less than any puppy...

Hi, how cute are you.

What are your names?

Survottam and Nurvottam

Sorry..Nurvottam and Survottam.

Make mistake in recognizing.

Okay so in what class do you study?

Looking at your size, it seems you are six month pregnant.

In six months child used to kick mom and daddy...does this also belong to daddy?

No, this doesn't belong to your daddy.

Dear will you all eat anything?

We'll not eat but we'll play.

At the picnic wanted to play hide-n-seek but couldn't go...

Will you all play with us?

Dear I'm working here so I'll not be able to play with you.

I've got severe knee pain so I can't pain, sorry.

One is pregnant and other two are oldies.

Then who will play with us?

Do we talk like this with our elders? Come on say sorry.

Dacoit Survottam never says sorry to anyone.

Nurvottam Rathod will surely take the revenge of the atrocities you committed on the poor.

What are you doing? Don't touch it.

No shoes on the bed.

what is all this?

What is your name...

Miki, what is all this?

Tanu sorry, I've used your Ayurvedic soap.

Earlier it was sandalwood soap and now it's become turmeric-sandalwood...

...it's has become compete yellow.

You forget all that and first go and catch hold of them...

...look what they have done.

Oh today morning I had made the bed

Mummy, I've asked grandpa not to jog on the bed....

...park is just next door. -Why don't you listen to me?

Not grandpa, those children have done all this...

Children? -Yes. They will mess up everything outside also, call them inside.

If not children then who else will do mischief?

Will they wear suit and discuss inflation?

No, I want them to come here and apologise to them...

...they were so rude.

Tanu, you should not be annoyed with children...

...you come out, I want to talk to you.

No. There is lot of work to be done.

Mummy and aunty is there.. you all do the work...

...we'll go out and talk. -Miki, what is this?

Mummy, aunty I love you both but this is kind of personal husband wife talk so...

...stay out of it. -I didn't say anything.

You are smart one.

What are you doing?

I'm closing Howrah's ears so that he doesn't listen to us.

Tanu, what are you doing?

Tomorrow if Howrah will do mischief, will you scold him like this?

So..to ask this...

Yes if he'll misbehave like this then of course...

You shouldn't do like this. We must not scold the children.

You know child's mind is like a clay...

..if you will shape it with love, a beautiful pot will be formed.

And if you'll slam it so hard it will become muck.

For that pot you've to give support from inside and tap from outside.

Miki, we have to be strict.

All that was not written. I've read Woman's Era cover story...

...it was written in it that we must not scold the children.

Now if you scold him, he'll get angry and leave the house and go...

..and then will get into drugs, alcohol, cigarettes and get into bad company...

...tomorrow what if he makes any girl pregnant before marriage then?

Wow! You really have vivid imagination, don't you?

Tanya, what do you think? Without you what did I do in US for 3 years?

What are you doing? Reading these books you are teaching me parenting.

Why can't I teach you?

Didn't I teach you how to cook stuffed capsicum?

Respect your master. People can do anything for their masters.

Children will understand if you will explain them with love.

Okay if it's so then challenge, make those children sit quietly at a spot.

Tanu, I'm a born parent!

This is so easy. I'll do this in jiffy.

Can't look after himself, now Miki bro will look after the children!

Excuse me.

Earlier Miki bro was there and now Miki papa is there!

Let me show you how this is done.

If you will wear pant and go it will little faster.

Oh yeah.

So matured!

Papa has come!

I've seized the entire drugs of dacoit Survottam, now I'll burn it.

Ah give it to me.

Fool! Does anyone lights a matchstick so close to the gas...

...entire house will be on fire!

Who left the gas on?

Dear...you should not light the match stick so close to gas.

Entire house will be on fire. We all will get roasted.

Am I right? Where is your brother?

He is not my brother, he is a criminal.

Ah buddy come out of the character... it's okay...

Will you eat chocolate?

Take.

Mom says, if I eat chocolates even my teeth will decay like brother Purushotam's teeth.

No, chocolates are very good.

Teeth spoil with Gutka, cigarettes, tobacco chocolate is very good.

Infact some people say, chocolate is even better than sex.

Gutka, tobacco, sex.. what is all this?

All these are useless things.

90% of men die because of this.

You don't worry about all that.

You eat chocolate.

Wait I'll open the wrapper and give you.

Take..eat.

And will put the wrapper in the dustbin.

Will throw this here...

Dacoit Nurvottam has come.

Come..come here. Dacoit has come out of the cave.

Look if you both will sit here quietly then every hour papa will give you a new chocolate.

But we want to play.

Play if you want but sit in one place and play.

But we don't want to play ludo, every time he eats away the dice.

We want to shoot, we want to enjoy, we want to follow...

Okay!

If you can do all this sitting in one place then?

Come on drive safe.

I told you I am natural.

Saw perfect parenting.

Howrah you're so lucky, I wish I had a dad...like me.

Should we begin the veneration?

Yes.

Uncle.

Take your chair behind carbon mono-oxide is not good for the baby.

Can't all this be little faster..please.

I've already combined 7 rituals into one and you're saying can't it be faster...

..it's formality but we have to do it.

Okay if you say I'll do it on 2x, okay?

Join your hands.

Who is eating the laddoos?

It's less?

I had counted there were 12 in all...

Children don't make noise. What did papa say?

We don't want to play this. We want to play something else.

Survottam sit down, we'll play the other game later.

Okay?

I'm Survottam. -No, he is lying, I am Survottam.

No, he is lying, I'm Survottam. Mark is over here.

No I am Survottam.

Okay one who is behind is Survottam and who is Nurvottam...

Oh God there is such a big confusion in Survottam and Nurvottam...

Wait I'll start the new game for you..

Carry on I want to see how long your perfect parenting sessions last.

Everything else is understood but where will we fix this nozzle?

No..no sir this nozzle is not for cradle... -So?

This has to be fixed on baby. Like this...

If this nozzle is fixed this way, we'll put the pipe till outside

...urine will directly go out. Life hack.

Is it? -Yeah.

Sir, thank you.

No..no I am also his grandpa.

No..no not for this. Thank you for raising such a wonderful daughter.

Your family's both genes and culture are incredible.

Thank you for allowing us to make Tanya part of our family.

I've not done anything, they themselves decided everything.

Yes but you were the first one to give the approval.

Really whenever I think about Tanya and Mikish's wedding...

...I am so flabbergasted.

You were praising me so that you can use the word flabbergasted, right?

Caught me!

Sir, one must always try to expand ones own vocabulary.

You carry on, I'll go to bathroom and test this nozzle and come.

Will not spare you.. I'll kill you.

Will not spare you...

Hit..hit him. Wring his waist.

Hit him!

Enough, leave him.

Go there and stand.

Where are you going?

Since when I am watching, you are doing mischief.

Do you know what's there in our bathroom? Such a big lizard!

Like a dinosaur.

It eats away naughty children like you all.

Tanu, what are you saying? Has lizard come out of the toilet?

Okay.

Yes it came out of the toilet and do you know, what it asked me?

Who are these children who are being so naughty?

I've told your names.

Shall I close you both in the toilet?

No sister, if you'll scare us more, we shall pee here only.

Uhhh!

Not sister..mummy!

Say sorry.

Sorry!

Come on.

Come on...quietly.

Which children are so mischievous?

I've never seen any children being so mischievous.

You both stand here quietly.

I'll just be back.

It seems as if Purushottom is been divided into two parts.

So cute! Very adorable cutes.

Dear, what are your names?

We want to play. We don't want to stay with oldies.

Such horrible kids. No manners.

You both go and sit in that corner.

Go.

You both study maths, right? Write 1-10 tables and show me.

I'll come in half an hour and check.

Take.

We don't want to study.

Why? What will you be when you grow up?

Driver!

For that you also you need to know maths.

Come on quickly write 1-10 tables...

Or else I'll lock you in the bathroom with the big lizard.

Is there a big lizard in the bathroom?

That's why I was wondering when I went to check the nozzle...

...from where that strange sound was coming...

Sir that is exhaust fan. -Oh!

Tanya, if they don't want to study, forget it.

Should I lock you also in the bathroom?

No!

So you both go and sit for the veneration...

...since when Dinesh uncle is waiting for you all.

We have to finish this.. -Yes...

Oh still three months are left, do it later. Please co-operate.

Please.

Okay Survottam and Nurvottam listen...

Look here...

Do you know what's there in that cradle? Camera!

If you do any mischief mummy can see at once...

...so start the work and stop talking...

Come on...

Very good.

Now see for half an hour they won't utter a word also.

This is parenting.

It's been so late...where are mothers? Call them.

Why? Is auspicious time passing away?

Heck with auspicious time. In an hour I've another appointment.

Oh first mummy..third mummy... -Aunty..-sister...

Priest is calling. -Coming Miku.

He is always in hurry.

Calculate all the expenses, make the check list for them...

..put the dirty clothes for wash, here work is not getting over...

..and he is getting late... one minute..will you please leave it?

Miku will sit alone and do the veneration.

Getting late...getting late...

Come give..-No matter, I'll do it.

It's okay. -Okay.

Will you pass little on this side. -You pull as much you want.

You please leave little so I can pull it..

Let's begin from the top, there are always more greases there.

Let's tuck it tightly

It will look good if it's tucked tightly.

What happened? -Looking at you I remembered my sister.

Even she used put all her efforts in spreading the bed sheet tightly.

When I go to any hotel, I tuck in my bed very tightly...

I don't like any grease on the bed when I go to sleep.

Sister was also very particular in such things.

She had a very beautiful set of bed sheet and blanket...

Her favourite.

So every two weeks it would get repeated.

She took the bed sheet with her on her pyre and left the blanket with me.

Now tell me what I will do of 30 years old blanket?

There are so many needy people, you can donate to anyone.

That's the problem, it's such a precious thing, how can I give it to anyone?

How can I trust anyone?

On some people you can trust.

Till now I have not talked much about your sister with Tanya.

Was she very educated? She sounds to be very educated.

She was a housewife. -Okay.

She made me a lawyer. She said you're very bold, become a lawyer.

She was right.

I always wanted a daughter. Some people really long to have a daughter...

I didn't have a daughter so I thought no problem, Miku's wife will be just like my daughter.

And when Miku told me about your sister, I really felt very bad for Tanya...

Then I thought, now Tanya needs me...

Then you came...

I mean...like maths has no equation...

..if you add a new variable to it then problem becomes little complicated.

Come quickly mummy. -Coming..-Coming...

She is calling you. -No, she is calling you.

Just three days left for the wedding so she much be practicing.

May be she is saying mummy in plural.

It's possible, she may be calling both of us.

It's done, right? -Yes.

It's done.

Room looks good if the bed sheet is spread properly.

Work is very small but sometimes it doesn't happen

Let’s go

Call sister... -Mummy...

Ila...-Sorry..sorry..

Sister because of you I've shorten the veneration.

When I pause throw this flower slowly because have to recycle these flower for next veneration.

How much does it cost for the entire veneration...friend was asking...

Actually it varies priest to priest...

Now Government has levied service tax on oblation.

But I don't comprise in taste, everything should be good.

That's good. -We can taste.

It will get over. Uncle didn't even leave the holy water...

...added Red Bull and drank that also..look at him.

I'll say 1 2 3 and you throw the flower close to you.

1 2 3

Does anyone behaves so childishly at the veneration?

Why not? My son is getting married...

...that’s why I’m ought to behave childishly.

He is becoming a man now and child is the father of a man.

No sir, this is not the meaning of this proverb.

Believe me, it means this only, ma'am.

As man grows old his father becomes younger.

It's not like that, sir.

I want to go to toilet, it seems all the laddoos have got digested.

Sweet music...dear break everything.

Look it's not more than 10 minutes and parenting is over

Since when I'm making them understand, can't they understand...

...let me go and speak to them.

Tanya..Miku..everytime children can't be so sensible...

..sometimes sensible people have to become children.

You open your mind to all this new possibilities...

..and you will be flabbergasted.

May be.

This time it was natural and not deliberately.

No..leave me... -I'll kill you.

I'll kill you...

What are you both doing? Can't you sit quietly for a minute also?

Can't you both quietly play for two minutes?

I'll hit you very hard. -Tanu..

Leave dacoit Survottam or else dacoit Tanya will blow your head, inspector.

Mr. Inspector you are not alone, sub inspector Cool reporting on duty, sir.

Sir this girl has ensnared me in her beauty.

But I've not forgotten my duty.

Lady dacoit put down your weapon or else I'll blow off your head.

Never....huh..huh!

Let's finish the aarti and complete the veneration.

And let’s distribute the oblation also.

Are they now making gun sound? -From where did it come?

Without me they have started to play...

I've to go and check... Just two minutes...

What have they done?

You broke the cradle and now you're firing at my daughter-in-law.

You can't shoot me, I've worn bullet proof vest...

You will fly away from here if I give you a slap.

You're threatening officer on duty, I'll drink your blood, you dog..sorry papa.

Everything is fair in game.

You come here, you will be killed in cross fire, sir.

Come on hide. -Give me the gun.

Miku..Miku what is going on?

Brij what childish behaviour is this?

Constable Lata and Ila both take the position and give me cover fire...

...take the weapons.

What nonsense is this, Miku?

You will sit quietly if I'll give you a tight slap.

I told you earlier only these oldies can't do anything.

Brij...

Yes Ila.

Papa you don't heed to hypocrite aunty.

You heed me.

Why are you all talking, fire.

Inspector, it’s not my place to say this...

....they are firing back, let’s take them behind the hills...

..it will be easier to kill them.

You're right. -Come.

You all go quickly, I'll give cover fire.

What are you doing?

What are you doing.. -Hold this..

Load the gun.

Hold on ....Miku hold on..sister hold on.

Brother -in-law scientifically this is inaccurate.

What are you doing? Will anyone consider recoil velocity or not?

Uncle move aside. Now if bullet will hit you, you will be blown off.

You listen to me. -You quietly come with me.

Oh Lata is dead. Lata died!

Like you even I've become widower.

So widower buddy for life time, # sir

I am hurt -No..no I'll not let anything happen to you.

I mean I am really hurt. -Is it

My waist...leave my hand.

What are you doing? Eating grapes! We'll lose, come here.

Save me..

What were you doing? Are you mad, Nurvottam?

Not Nurvottam, I'm Survottam!

Oh buddy now don't create this confusion.

What happened?

Mine is cuter, isn't it? -They are identical, Mikish.

No he is cuter.

What? -We'll enjoy so much with the children.

Children! -Yes, we'll at least do two, we'll not stop in just one.

Or else he will come in my team and you will be left all alone.

For a team I don't want to have two kids.

Not two, we'll have three. We'll make one as our referee.

You do cheating. Today also you stood behind the teddy bear and fired.

I and cheating? And what about sub inspector Cool who was hiding behind the couch?

There is no way I'm having three kids.. two at max.

We'll do it quickly.

And listen you become the referee and I'll fight with both of them.

Three kids!

What?

How I manipulated you for two kids?

You got trapped.

Yeah...-Listen what if we have twins in second try?

I don't know.

Tanu...

Is there any special position for twins or have to do twice in a day?

Mikish you failed in biology, right? This is not the way it works.

Then how?

The egg breaks...

Finally my gift has come.

Come I'll give you the surprise.

My brothers.

Have shot both the brothers. Devils!

What are you saying?

Purushottam, you have come so late, since when I'm waiting for the gift.

If I'll come late will you kill my brothers?

Daddy will hit me.

Your both the brothers are sleeping. Come inside and connect the speakers.

Mummy one and mummy three come out.

Papa one and papa two you all also come. Uncle you also come.

What is it?

Papa one you take the camera.

You all come.

Connecting speakers that means we’re going to have DJ.

Good. First gun fight and then an item song.

Give…where is the camera?

This is the surprise gift.

What is it?

Papa ready?

Yes.

This. -This? Have you got a door bell, Miku?

It seems to be door bell but it is an AC remote.

With the remote they didn't give the AC.

Did I have to get the AC also, brother?

And now I'll not be able to go also. Should I book another OLA now?

Everyone hold on... Papa you focus the camera on me.

Hi Howrah, how are you? And welcome to another episode of Time Travel...

Move the camera little.

You got many gifts at your baby shower but now it's time for show stopper.

It means papa's gift.

This one!

So across seven seas, after four countries and 17 useless courier services...

…through Mr. Purushottam and only for you it has come over here....

And now what is this, I'll show you.

This is a Doppler.

And now what happens with it?

This.

Oh wow! -Great!

This is real gift!

Is this nice? Cool!

Dear, papa never wants you to be sad.

Papa never wants you to be in bad mood.

Our mood reflects with our heart beats.

When we're angry our heart beat is different...

...and when we are happy our heart beat is different...

and when sad our heart beat is different.

Uncle Tiwari says mother's womb is safest place on the earth.

And just now you're in your mom's womb.

Very safe.

Floating safely.

So this is your happiest heart beat.

And just now I'm going to make you hear that heart beat..

Dear whenever there is any problem in life, you're angry...

...you are in bad mood, lonely then don't worry...

...just match your heart beat with this heart beat.

Everything will fine. You will be relaxed.

So this is of you, for you and by you.

On the side...

Look since the beginning you're troubling us.

Put it properly, Miku.

Let me check this side.

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