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[Episode 2: You've Deeply Insulted Me]

Geez, I'm so charming.

You're not the first woman
who cried because of me

but you're the first who cried
because I asked if you were okay.

And you're the first woman
I find pretty...

when you cry.

It's really late, so I better get going.

Yeah, I know that!

Hurry up!

Fine!

Get your act together, Lee Yoo Mi.
This isn't right.

Who's that?

[Three years later]

Mister! Mister! Mister!

[2017: Functional underwear design
and OEM production.]

The response is very good
compared to the pre-existing model.

Of course.

As you can see, our brand of
men's functional underwear

has become a household name.

As well as Korea, our overseas sales
have increased by 19.2 percent this year.

This line was also released
in a fashion show in Paris

and one pair of underwear is sold
every second on TV infomercials.

That's it for our result report
on the first half of 2017.

Wow! What gave you the idea
of modeling them yourself?

Geez, your body looks amazing.

It is a businessman's virtue
to make a crisis into an opportunity.

It makes me proud to see you do well
in everything you get your hands on.

It's amazing.

I will send you the international
business plan by the end of the week.

But when are you going to get married?

We've finished our market research,
and once we edit our marketing strategy--

When are you going to have a baby?

I don't have any plans to have one.
I have too much work to do.

You're already 32. When are you going
to get married and give me a grandchild?

I told you to stop fooling around,
not to become a monk.

Then would you like me
to donate my sperm someplace?

That way you can have a grandchild?

- What?
- If that's all...

Please enjoy the rest of your morning.
I must finish our meeting.

Wait...

That's okay. No need to stand up.
Why all the trouble?

There's no need for us
to sit here any longer.

I have urgent business to take care of.

Let's go.

What's with the mood in here?
Are you sleepy?

This isn't a formal place, so please
feel free to eat. You worked hard.

But who came up with
this season's marketing strategy?

We stressed our strengths, including
the segregated structure and 3D design--

My question is, isn't your job
to stress those features

in an eye-catching way?

I will definitely keep that in mind!

I'm sorry. Please keep eating.
My apologies.

By the way, please review
the overseas marketing strategy again.

Who's the one who saved
Daebok from a crisis?

Me, Cha Jin Wook!

Am I working alone here?

Don't even think about getting paid
to work sluggishly.

Please redo the entire marketing strategy
and submit it to me by tomorrow.

Make me like it.

- Geez.
- What the heck?

What is it? Is there a problem?

- No!
- No!

Please eat. This isn't a formal place.
Eat in peace.

- Thank you.
- Enjoy!

Sweet! Hot dogs!

I would have made them more often
if I knew you liked them so much.

Please make it for us every day!

What do we do? Today's my last day.
This is my last gift to you.

You're lying, aren't you?

I'm telling the truth.
You won't see me starting tomorrow.

Even when I'm not here,
finish all your food, and don't be picky.

You better eat everything, okay?

- Teacher, please don't go.
- Please don't go.

- Don't go.
- Don't go.

- Don't go.
- Don'g go.

Don't go...

- Good work, girls!
- We worked hard!

We're finally going to work
as nutritionists.

Where were you all assigned?

I'm working at a university. I'm so glad
I'm in Seoul instead of a small town.

I'm in a hospital.

- Yoo Mi, how about you?
- I'm at a company.

- What company?
- Daebok Group.

- Amazing.
- No, it's called, "Daebok."

I know that company.
They're famous for their underwear.

Wow, Lee Yoo Mi, you hit it big.

Hey, companies are the best.

There are no kids, the headcount
is always the same, and above all...

You can flirt with the men there.

Girls, no one better go home tonight.

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

Blackey. Blackey.

Blackey, what's wrong?

Wait, your stomach...

Hey, you're going to be a mother!

Hey, they say the calmest
are the ones to watch out for.

This punk.

The smell...

is all gone now.

Here's your beer.

Excuse me, you can't sleep here.

Her taste is still the same.

Excuse me. Excuse me, you can't sleep--

Hey!

- Ouch.
- What time is it?

It's 2 a.m.

Why do you sleep here
when your place is right upstairs?

You snore too.

I fall asleep when I read.

Hey, what kind of dreams do you
expect to dream after reading this?

Hey, I can dream about whatever I want.

It seems like your business is booming.
You have customers even at this hour.

I'm exhausted.

- Isn't tomorrow your first day?
- Yeah.

Go upstairs. Do you want a wakeup call?

Thank you.

Hey, the door!

Geez.

Daebok, huh?

I guess I'll find out if I hit it big
or not when I go there tomorrow.

Sweet.

You have a meeting
from 8:26 a.m. to 8:52 a.m.

- From 9:03 a.m. to--
- Please stop there.

- Did you lose sleep again?
- What else is new?

- What about your meals?
- I'll take care of that.

Please take care of your health.
You'll collapse at this rate.

Secretary Jang, you don't wear
matching underwear too, do you?

If you're curious...

First floor.

The door is closing.

Director Cha.

- Did you see her?
- What do you mean?

The woman in black
who got into the elevator.

Are you sure you're not feeling unwell?

You don't have a fever.

Just as I expected.

Wow, this is nice.

Where is the nutrition office?

[Nutritionist Kim Ha Young]

I guess this is my seat.

That's okay. I'm lucky that I have a job.

You did it, Lee Yoo Mi. I'm proud of you.

I'm the new nutritionist of Daebok Group,
Lee Yoo Mi. It's nice to meet you.

Wow.

- Where did you work before?
- I was at a school--

- University?
- No, elementary.

The kids were cute.

Company lunches are at
a different level from school lunches.

There's a difference in the number
of people and portions, it's not easy.

- Yes, I will work very--
- No, don't work hard.

- Pardon?
- Oh, our cook hates that.

The newbies always try to work hard
and end up messing up.

Focus on doing your own
work properly. We'll do the rest.

Then, what should I do?

The potatoes are a little late.
They're on their way right now.

I'll show her around.

I'll do it.

- Let's go.
- Yes, let's go.

Then I guess that's it!
Work hard, everyone!

But she has to peel onions.

Wow, she found a way out of it
once again.

You must bring in the ingredients
to the kitchen yourself.

I see.

But it seems like the cook
is very reserved.

- I'm sure she'll warm up, right?
- No, don't expect that to happen.

The nutritionist who was here
before you quit because of her.

- Really?
- How old are you?

I'm 28.

We're the same age.

Damn, he's sexy.

He's matching from
top to bottom as usual.

- But who is he?
- He's the director's secretary.

Oh, he has a unique style.

I thought secretaries
typically wear black.

That's his way of relieving his stress.

Pardon?

The director's temper is no joke.

You know what a kitchen timer is?
He uses that for his meetings.

They call it a time bomb.

Does the director eat
at the company cafeteria?

No, I've worked here for over a year

and I've never seen him
eat in the cafeteria.

I heard he eats bread or instant noodles
because he has no time to eat.

Gosh, that's not healthy.

But, his muscles and shoulders
are still perfect.

I want to strip him down one day.

Director Cha, it's time for the meeting.

Okay.

Eun Bi, I need an access card.

- Go to the accounting department.
- Thank you.

Going up to the seventh floor.

Damn it.

Gosh, I should pay attention
if I want to keep this job.

Oh no, my coin.

I'll catch the next one.

Damn it.

What is this? Where did my 500 won go?

Please sit down.

It's a waste of time. Please stay seated.

I heard you call this "the time bomb."

I want to reward whoever named it.
I love the name.

Then let's finish this meeting
before it explodes.

In order to emphasize the fact
that the owner is the brand's model

- how about an event--
- Enough. Next.

How about we let the men
try on the underwear in the stores

and show them
their testicle temperatures.

- When the sperm is the most active--
- Enough.

The underwear is made of
a material used by astronauts...

so let's invite some astronauts--

You must be kidding me.

Do you want to fight? What's next?

Nothing?

There are...

There are so many of you!
Is that all you can...

- Director Cha!
- Director Cha!

That makes no sense.

Your health comes first.

You can leave the company in our hands--

If I do, how badly will you screw it up?

It's good to work, but you must
take care of your health.

That's right!

That's what I mean! If you--

Do you only think about spending money?

We're still under emergency management.
Don't come here to boss me around.

Please do your jobs, instead.

Yes, we will do that.

Please get some rest. Let's go.

- I'll tender my resignation tomorrow.
- What?

It's my fault that you collapsed.
I have no right to be your secretary.

What are you saying?
You're not the one who should resign.

Thank you for everything.

Secretary Jang. Secretary Jang.
Secretary... Hey.

Come on! Geez.

What do I have to do?
What is it that you want?

- Please eat three meals a day.
- You must be crazy.

- Goodbye.
- Fine. Fine. Fine, I'll eat!

Then, I'll make necessary arrangements.

Pardon? You want another nutritionist?
You can't do this on my first day.

Let me finish.

I considered hiring another nutritionist

but if possible, I'd prefer our company
nutritionist who feeds our staff

make Director Cha's meals because
it'd be more rational and effective.

I also think it'd be systematically
and financially favorable.

Then, you're not firing me?

If you accept my proposal.

I'll do it! We'll take care
of Director Cha's meals.

He's also a part of this company,
so we should take care of that.

- She's pissed.
- She must be crazy.

How is she planning
to handle the aftermath?

Then three times a day,
for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

please prepare a healthy
and timely meal for Director Cha.

Three meals a day?

- Is there a problem?
- Um, no.

We take care of the employees' lunch,
so how hard could it be?

Don't worry.

Then please do this for the next three
months until Director Cha recovers.

I'll look forward
to seeing your abilities.

I take my leave.

It'll be okay, right?

We never agreed to that.

But he's the director of this company--

- So what?
- Pardon?

Um... Well--

Doesn't he have his own hands and feet?
Tell him to come here himself.

But he's too busy to do that,
so that's why--

We're busy too!

Don't you know that taking food
out of the cafeteria is a violation?

Even if you didn't know,
you didn't get my permission!

Is this a joke to you?

Do you think I can make make food
out of thin air when you ask for it?

Please don't get mad.

Hey, don't be like that.

Take care of his meals yourself.
Don't think about pushing it on us.

You guys better focus on
doing your own work, got it?

It's correct to use another expression...

but if you hold strict standards
for coined terms

it may be an indicator
of a generation gap.

- I'll take you home.
- Take me to my office.

- The doctor told you to rest--
- Are you going to listen to him or me?

The doctor. We're going home.

[Joo Hye Ri]

Did you tell her, by any chance?

She said she'd scavenge every
hospital in Seoul if I didn't tell her.

If I run into her,
I might be hospitalized again.

Geez, let's go home!

- No, we can't take this one.
- Let's take the fire exit!

Wow, Cha Jin Wook.
Are you ignoring my calls?

Gosh, he's driving me crazy.

She looks like the girl on TV.
Oh my gosh.

- Please prepare his meal.
- Pardon? Right now?

- Yes, I will.
- Bye.

Gosh, what do I do? What do I do?

If he collapsed, he should rest.
Why is back so early?

For the next three months,
I'll look forward to your abilities.

Oh no, it's burning.

- Here.
- Thank you.

Oh, wait a minute.

I take my leave.

I'm nervous.

[I hope you recover soon. Enjoy!
- Nutritionist Lee Yoo Mi]

- What's that?
- I'm not sure. Vegetable porridge?

Yeah, right.

Does this look like porridge to you?

Dog food would taste better than this.
Throw this out.

Please enjoy.

Enjoy.

One moment.

Yes, this is Lee Yoo Mi.

Excuse me?

You want me to make it again?

We're out of cucumber kimchi.
What do we do?

Already?

What do we do?

- Director Cha, your food is here.
- Going on a business trip.

All of a sudden?

It's time for his dinner.

Right, yes. I'm delivering
his dinner right now...

Pardon?

Director Cha will go straight home
after his business trip.

You could have told me earlier.

Give me a glass of water
filled with ice.

Where is he?

Hey, you left your store
to play hooky, didn't you?

I've been feeling under the weather,
so I played basketball.

Excuse me, can you sign this?

Oh, sure.

Thank you.

You're the owner of a bookstore,
and a famous writer.

Is it nice to make money while you play?

I was on my feet all day today.

- I'm so jealous of you.
- You said you were overworked today.

It looks like you're really down.
Do you want some beer?

I quit alcohol.

I'm not someone who should drink.

Why?

Do you read erotic novels out loud
when you're drunk, Housemistress?

- I told you to stop calling me that.
- Don't come near me.

- I told you to stop calling me that!
- Ouch, it hurts.

Stop it, okay? Hey!

Hey!

Stop it. Stop. Stop.

Truce.

Don't mess with me.

You're like a devil.

I can make those meals.
Bring it on. I can do it.

I'm the super, ultra, best
nutritionist in the universe!

Today, I made bulgogi with rice.

Can he look forward to today's meal?

- Of course.
- I take my leave.

I hope it's okay.

Nutritionist Lee!

The bananas that were
left out last time just arrived!

Okay.

- You must eat it even if it's not good.
- I know. Leave it there.

Okay, then.

If you don't eat,
I will tender my resignation.

Fine!

I'll eat it!

I can smell food.

- Na Young, come in for a minute.
- Yes, sir.

And don't tell Secretary Jang.

Wow.

He threw it out without even tasting it?

Are these the main products
of the current season?

Yes, that's right.

It's made of TENCEL,
which is a natural ingredient.

And it has a 3D loose shape,
so it maintains cleanliness.

Did you try it on yourself?

Of course.

If it's not our company's product,
I can't wear--

Chairman Cha.

Did Hye Ri contact you?

- Pardon?
- I like Hye Ri.

She'd be a perfect daughter-in-law.

She's too immature for my liking.

If I set you up with a mature woman,
will you date her?

- No.
- You need a wife...

to feed you.

I have a wife right here.

- Did a woman break your heart once?
- Pardon?

Geez, what are you saying?

I'm the one who broke countless hearts.

You know that, don't you, Secretary Jang?
Isn't that right, Secretary Kim?

Father. Chairman.

- Is Director Cha really not here?
- Right, he's not here right now.

- Then can you pass on this message?
- What is it?

Tell him not to waste
perfectly good food.

Tell him I'd like to know what's wrong,
and what he wants to eat...

I'd like some feedback from him.

- Please tell him that.
- Sure.

Let's go.

[Resume]
Lee Yoo Mi.

"The art of dining well is no slight art,
the pleasure not a slight pleasure."

Michel de Montaigne.

[Director Cha Jin Wook's Nutritional
and Taste Preference Report]

- What is--
- It's his personal information

so it must never be disclosed.

Director Cha would like you to make
his meals according to this information.

Wait, all of this--

And...

Going forward, don't just barge in
if you have something to discuss

but call this number instead.

- Cha Jin Wook?
- I take my leave.

Good morning.

Good morning.

I'm sorry I'm late!

Lee Yoo Mi, you've deeply insulted me.

Wait, what's going on?

Did... Did you see the girl I was with?

She ran away!

Excuse me? She ran away?

He must have been really bad
to make her run away.

Oh my! Oh my goodness!

No, it's not what you're thinking!

I'm good at it!
What are you talking about?

What are you good at?

Geez, my battery is dead!

It's not what you think!

She ran away!

Director Cha, I've prepared
a hearty steak salad for breakfast!

- Here.
- Thank you.

Didn't you read my report?
I don't like it medium rare or well done.

I'm pretty sure I said to cook it
so that it's just in between.

What are you doing? Aren't you
going to check the ingredients?

Oh, yes I'm coming!

Get that away from me.

It smells.

If you're plugging your nose,
why did you bring it in here?

Take this out too.

Grilled fish? Are you kidding me?

My room smells like fish now!
What are you going to do about it?

I'm sorry.

You're late.

Damn it.

I'm strict about time.

Even if it's a minute late,
I won't eat it.

That's it for this month's
performance briefing.

Okay, that's it for today.

- Thank you.
- Thank you for your hard work.

- It's delicious.
- What are you eating by yourself?

Let me try some. I'm hungry.

- Isn't it good?
- It's disgusting.

Director Cha.

It's normal for healthy food
to taste bitter.

Then why does your food taste bitter
in my mouth as well as my body?

This son of a bitch!

Geez.

That son of a bitch. Let's die together.

My food's enemy.

I'll make sure to get my revenge,
with delicious food.

It looks like she's eating the food
that Director Cha rejected again.

But doesn't it look like Yoo Mi
is slowly going insane?

I feel bad for Yoo Mi.

She won't be able to hold out
with her personality.

She needs to be more
free-spirited like me.

Hey, don't do this to me.
I might get a nose bleed.

Shut up and eat your food.

- You've deeply insulted me.
- I've seen him before.

Where did I see him?

Hey, no way. There's no way.

What a joke.
You're the one who insulted me.

Today's lunch is very nutritious!
It's nutritious abalone rice.

- Director Cha, here's your food.
- Take it back.

This won't work.

Why don't you employ a chef instead?
If you collapse again--

I'm taking supplements. Don't worry.

Okay, then.

When should I let it explode?

What?

The food bomb.

- No way.
- Why? Don't you like pork cutlets?

It requires a lot of effort.
It's too difficult.

But, it's a popular dish.

We better plan out the menu again.
I don't like it.

Does everyone think that way?

These are some notes that our customers
left after you started working here.

"I don't like sour kimchi."

"There's nothing to eat."

"Black bean noodles and pickled radish?
They're taking the easy way out."

"The nutritionist who was here
before was prettier."

I agree with that one.

Gosh, it looks like another rejection.

I'm allergic to abalone.

That wasn't in your report. Since when?

- Since today.
- Wow...

Kitchen Maid, did you fail again today?

Nothing is going right
because of that bastard.

Can I expect proper food
for dinner tonight?

You little shit.

I hope you go to hell and eat all that
food I made you, you son of of a bitch!

I must have lost my mind.
Why did I send this? Why?

Oh no, what do I do?

What's the matter?

I committed a horrible sin.

No, I have something to tell him.
I just need a--

- I can't allow that.
- But...

Tell her to come in.

I'm Nutritionist Lee Yoo Mi.

I didn't want you to get the wrong idea.
I didn't mean to send you that message.

That was meant for my friend.

I see.

I didn't know you also made food
for your friend. You must be busy.

I'm sorry. If you forgive me,
I will be eternally grateful.

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Are you telling me you couldn't find
one model out of all those applicants?

Yes, they're all too expensive.
They don't fit our budget--

- We're in a state of an emergency.
- Then are we going to leave it alone?

We're looking for a rookie model.
But none of them...

are handsome enough.

- They actually want you to model.
- Me?

I'm sorry, but our female staff
are such great fans of yours.

How can I possibly do that?

That's nonsense.

What's this?

I'm not sure.

Vegetable porridge?

Yeah, right. Take this away.

Why are there mushrooms? Am I Mario?

Geez, it looks like porridge.

You've deeply insulted me.

[My Secret Romance]

- Is work hard for you?
- There are so many companies out there.

I'm done for. I'm doomed.

I have to feed a rogue three meals a day.

A one night stand between a female
employee and that bastard? Interesting.

I can't trust your food or your words.

Why would I eat your food?

So when are you going back?

- That scrap of vegetable pancake?
- "Scrap"?

Let me ask you something.
Why did you leave that morning? Tell me.