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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:05,581 - Uncle Henry, tell me a story. 2 00:00:05,906 --> 00:00:06,748 No, it's late. 3 00:00:07,074 --> 00:00:07,575 Go to bed. 4 00:00:07,908 --> 00:00:08,750 Santa will be here soon. 5 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:10,487 No, I want a story. 6 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:11,516 Please. 7 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,256 All right, all right. 8 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:16,026 You want a happy story or you want a scary story'? 9 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,352 - I want a happy scary story. 10 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:19,527 A happy scary story? 11 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:20,388 Yeah. 12 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:21,495 ' Fine. 13 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:24,325 Once upon a time there lived a man by the name, 14 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,604 by the name of Jack Frost. 15 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:28,672 Jack Frost? 16 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:29,497 That's right. 17 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:32,071 Like in the song, Jack Frost nipping at your nose. 18 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:35,242 Only this guy did it for real. 19 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:37,780 - You know how regular folk get up in the morning, 20 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:39,607 eat something and then hurry off to do 21 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:40,611 whatever for the day. 22 00:00:40,941 --> 00:00:41,442 Um, hm. 23 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:42,276 Well Jack would get up, 24 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:45,112 eat something, then hurry off and kill someone. 25 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:47,857 'Cause that's what he did; he killed people. 26 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:50,684 He'd stick knives in their faces and cut out their tummies. 27 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:51,723 And stamp on their heads till their 28 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,053 brains got all runny. 29 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,458 - Uncle Henry I don't think this is such a- 30 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:58,360 - You wanted a story, you got a story. 31 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:00,638 Uh, okay. 32 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:02,065 But why did he hurt people? 33 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:03,067 How should I know'? 34 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,967 Maybe his mum and dad never gave him enough hugs. 35 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:06,778 Maybe they gave him too many hugs. 36 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,306 Or maybe he just liked the color red 37 00:01:08,635 --> 00:01:09,739 and things that went squish when he stuck 38 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:10,810 sharp points in them. 39 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:11,639 Oh. 40 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:12,712 It doesn't matter. 41 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,041 The only thing that's important 42 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:16,115 is that no one could catch him. 43 00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:17,751 Some say that Jack was a ghost, 44 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:18,920 that he was already dead and could 45 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:21,317 walk through walls or vanish into thin air. 46 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:22,149 Oh. 47 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:23,961 - Truth is he never stayed in one place 48 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:25,820 long enough to be caught. 49 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:27,496 See Jack was smart. 50 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,630 He'd drift into a town, blend in, 51 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,664 puree a few of the locals then just 52 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:33,164 drift off to some place else that 53 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:35,666 needed a little social pruning. 54 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:37,498 Any towns that had too many little girls 55 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,242 that looked just like you. 56 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:40,840 - But they did catch him didn't 57 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:41,771 they Uncle Henry? 58 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,604 Well, for five years through 59 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:47,111 11 states and 38 deaths. Jack was nimble, 60 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:50,422 Jack was quick, Jack gouged eyes with candlesticks. 61 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,280 Smashed in skulls with sticks and stones. 62 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,490 Used iron bars to crush their bones. 63 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,761 So he could hide his kills in tiny places 64 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:58,654 and he wouldn't have to see their faces. 65 00:01:58,986 --> 00:01:59,964 Uncle Henry. 66 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:03,166 That is until the pies. 67 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:04,366 Pies? 68 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:07,262 - Yeah, little bits of people started turning 69 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:11,167 up in Mrs. Puddles pecan pies all over the Midwest. 70 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:13,876 Fingertips, eyelids, ear lobes. 71 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:17,037 Mm-hm, some say that Jack had got sloppy 72 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:20,352 or that deep down he really wanted to be caught. 73 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:22,813 Others said that it made the pies taste better. 74 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:23,644 Eww. 75 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,457 - Bottom line; Jack had made his first mistake. 76 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:28,487 Authorities knew where he worked. 77 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,556 Within a week they traced his car. 78 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:31,794 Then it was just a matter of time before 79 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:35,293 he was caught, tried, and sentenced to die. 80 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:36,293 Oh. 81 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:40,230 - In fact, right this very moment Jack is being 82 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,166 taken to his place of execution. 83 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,307 His story should end at midnight 84 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:49,546 but the fun's just about to begin. 85 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:53,841 So why don't you go to bed and have sweet, sweet dreams. 86 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,846 - Tell you something; that murdering bastard Jack Frost 87 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:23,842 in here is one lucky son of a bitch. 88 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:24,740 Lucky'? 89 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,449 He's being executed in 30 minutes. 90 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:28,411 - Yeah well, at least he doesn't have to drive back 91 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,050 through this crap. 92 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:35,616 Deep fried Jack sewed at midnight. 93 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,141 Say pal'? 94 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,416 How about a smoke? 95 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:06,883 - Say Frost, why don't you shut the hell up? 96 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:16,464 Filtered. 97 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:25,843 - Hey, Jack we just crossed the Snowmonton county line. 98 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,942 Ain't this where you screwed up'? 99 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,748 Screwed up'? 100 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:33,608 Yeah, for years the FBI was chasing 101 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,443 this overgrown piece of shit. 102 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,485 Crossed like half a dozen states. 103 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,258 Then this backwater sheriff plays hero 104 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,117 for five minutes and takes all the glory. 105 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,326 Ain't how it happened Jack? 106 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:51,363 Almost got away with it didn't you? 107 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:55,302 Haw'? 108 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:58,271 Haw'? 109 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,104 Everything okay back there Harv? 110 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:03,971 Oh we're doing fine, real fine. 111 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:55,064 What- 112 00:05:55,388 --> 00:05:56,025 The... 113 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:56,834 Fuck- 114 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:02,499 Oh yeah. 115 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,645 - Looks like deep fried Jack is off the menu 116 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,145 for tonight, huh'? 117 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:22,475 Jesus Christ. 118 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:31,591 Now, we can do this the easy way 119 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,125 Of we can- 120 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:37,600 This is gonna hurt. 121 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,713 Honey, you're miles away. 122 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,922 I'm all right. 123 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,124 It's after midnight. 124 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,520 No more stays of execution. 125 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,292 It's over. 126 00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:17,431 No more nightmares about Jack Frost. 127 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:35,950 Hi there. 128 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,988 Engine problems'? 129 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,621 Bladder problem. 130 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:46,455 - I'm gonna need to see your license please. 131 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:51,731 Stay away from the vehicle please. 132 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,773 Make up your god damn mind. 133 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,507 You want to see my license or do you want 134 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,105 me to stay here? 135 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,077 It's your move Sheriff. 136 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:07,651 - I want you to stay away from the vehicle 137 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,284 and lie down on the ground. 138 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:29,497 This one you are gonna regret. 139 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,279 That's right Sheriff you take a good 140 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,482 long look at this face. 141 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:41,785 'Cause the next time you see it it's gonna 142 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,849 tear your world apart. 143 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,713 I'll find a way. 144 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:47,718 I'll tear your town apart. 145 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:49,117 I'll kill your family. 146 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:49,984 I'll kill you. 147 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:50,794 You're dead. 148 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:51,618 You hear me'? 149 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:52,452 Dead. 150 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:54,890 Honey, honey, honey'? 151 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:55,858 Slow down. 152 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:58,526 What's going on'? 153 00:10:58,858 --> 00:10:59,495 Whoa. 154 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:02,172 Touch my finger, touch my knee. 155 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,202 Thank the Lord it was not me. 156 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:05,976 Wow, there's an ambulance. 157 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,141 Can we stop please'? 158 00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,070 Oh I don't think so. 159 00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,402 Now you just settle down we'll be home 160 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,079 in about 20 minutes. 161 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,680 - There's two squad cars, an ambulance. 162 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,315 And a partridge in a pear tree. 163 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:16,416 That's very nice Ryan. 164 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:19,223 Sweetie put your seat belt on. 165 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,725 What happened here officer? 166 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:24,551 I'm with the local- 167 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,090 - Keep it moving sir this is a federal matter. 168 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:27,056 Okay. 169 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:36,540 Then it just ran off. 170 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,274 But he couldn't run. 171 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:41,602 It was, it was like he was trying but he 172 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:45,511 didn't have legs. 173 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,545 Like he was part of the snow. 174 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:48,375 What the- 175 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,585 I'll take it from here. 176 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:55,285 You the man who witnessed the incident? 177 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:02,431 Let's you and me take a little midnight stroll. 178 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:24,119 The driveway is clear. 179 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,117 It's all over the news. 180 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,757 - Yeah, I was listening to it on the car radio. 181 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,494 Dad, who's Jack Frost? 182 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,430 Jack Frost was a very bad man honey 183 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,599 but now he's gone. 184 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:39,835 Poof. 185 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:41,069 Like magic? 186 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,305 Yeah that's right, just like magic. 187 00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:44,836 And is he coming back'? 188 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:45,938 No. 189 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,769 So you don't have to worry about him. 190 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,343 - And you made him go away, didn't you dad? 191 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,151 Well I kind of helped I guess. 192 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,249 My dad's a hero. 193 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,646 No son, I just happened to be 194 00:12:57,977 --> 00:13:00,014 in the right place at the wrong time. 195 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:01,256 I'm not a hero. 196 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:02,150 You are to me. 197 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,358 Me too. 198 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,356 Oh come on now. 199 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:08,188 You're gonna get all mushy and I got a job to go to. 200 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,364 But I made you special. 201 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,132 Oh yum Ryan, that looks great. 202 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,668 Uh look, I think I'm gonna save this for lunch. 203 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:18,498 Okay? 204 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:19,366 I'll put it in a baggie- 205 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,007 Coward. 206 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:22,176 And I'll have it for lunch. 207 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:23,310 Okay? 208 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,774 Take some more. 209 00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:25,605 Thanks. 210 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:26,939 Fill it up. 211 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:27,944 Sam'? 212 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,150 What? 213 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,853 It's okay, it's going to be okay. 214 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,179 Come on, fill it up. 215 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,824 - Dad, can I build a snowman for the competition today? 216 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,357 - Oh sure, how else you gonna win first prize. 217 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:40,357 But I want you all wrapped up. 218 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:41,461 Okay? 219 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:42,960 And the tree trimming is at 5:00 sharp. 220 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,165 How could we forget'? 221 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,628 Yeah. 222 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,699 No, no, no, no. 223 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,165 You're toast Mr. Snowman. 224 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,322 Hey, hey no looking 'till Saturday. 225 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,391 You know the rules. 226 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:13,220 Come on Dad. 227 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:14,327 No, not until Saturday. 228 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:15,826 You're gonna jinx us. 229 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,533 Look at this over here. 230 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,270 Hey Sam! 231 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,404 Oh oh Alex come here for a second. 232 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:27,234 What do you want? 233 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,602 Morning Jake. 234 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:31,045 I see you couldn't get to that porch 235 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,351 railing while we were away. 236 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:34,879 No I didn't get to it. 237 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:35,709 I'll do it. 238 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:36,713 Sure, by New Year's? 239 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:37,680 Yeah I said I'll do it. 240 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:38,613 Great. 241 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,053 _ Hey hey hey. 242 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:42,883 Hi Jill. 243 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,251 Hi Mr. Tyler. 244 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,592 I'm making angel wings. 245 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:48,796 Oh that's beautiful Sally. 246 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,102 Sally you want to help me with this? 247 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,960 You know when I was a little girl 248 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:54,600 I always wanted to be the angel 249 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,134 on top of the Christmas tree. 250 00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,274 Good. 251 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,737 You want to help me tie this now'? 252 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:01,943 Sure honey. 253 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,575 How's it going there Billy? 254 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,284 It's going. 255 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,417 I see your dad's got his snowman 256 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,121 all covered up; big secret. 257 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,754 I guess. 258 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:15,923 Well he may win for the 5th year 259 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,250 in a row, right'? 260 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,460 That's a pretty big deal. 261 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:20,491 Whatever. 262 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,463 Well, nice talking to you Billy. 263 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:27,002 Working hard Tommy'? 264 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:28,930 Hey there Mr. T how you doing'? 265 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,833 Everybody, the law is back in town. 266 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,611 So Mr. T, what do you think? 267 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,743 It's a snow babe. 268 00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:40,243 I'm gonna call her Cindy Snowflake. 269 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,283 I think it's very cool Tommy. 270 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:43,416 All right. 271 00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,917 Hey wait a second. 272 00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,453 What's the difference between snowmen 273 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:50,283 and snow-women'? 274 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,117 Tommy. 275 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:51,952 Now really, what's the difference? 276 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:52,990 I'll see ya Tommy. 277 00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:54,457 It's snowballs. 278 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:55,857 Gel it Mr. T'? 279 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:56,826 Snowballs. 280 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:00,335 Hey Bob. 281 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:09,940 Morning Paul. 282 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:11,373 I saw your Tommy. 283 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:12,341 Keeping out of trouble I hope. 284 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:13,878 As ever. 285 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,778 I heard about, uh, Jack Frost. 286 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,053 End of an era. 287 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:21,158 End of a nightmare. 288 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,223 I'll find a way! 289 00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:25,822 Sam you okay'? 290 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:26,653 Oh yeah yeah. 291 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:27,555 No I'm great. 292 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:28,831 I'm great Paul. 293 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,328 - So you, uh, dig out your driveway this morning? 294 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,158 Huh'? 295 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,236 Up at 6:00 AM. 296 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,402 - Okay all right, you come in the store, 297 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,298 I'll give you 20% off because I think 298 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,574 you're about the best law enforcement officer 299 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:39,638 we ever had around these parts. 300 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:40,467 All right'? 301 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,505 Maybe next season Paul. 302 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,335 Okay. 303 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:43,408 Hold on, you know what the difference 304 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:44,874 is between a snowman and a snow- 305 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:45,875 I heard this one Paul. 306 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:46,910 Oh, okay. 307 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:51,380 Uh Tommy! 308 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,157 Good morning Tommy. 309 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,356 Oh hi Jill. 310 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,659 Whatcha making Tommy? 311 00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:57,586 Oh this? 312 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:58,725 Um, nothing. 313 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:03,190 Just uh, I mean it's not supposed to be you. 314 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,367 So uh you want to meet up later? 315 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,227 Later? 316 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,905 Um, actually you know kind of busy. 317 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,208 Busy stuff, doing a lot of things. 318 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,510 I don't know if I can make it over. 319 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,779 We can go snowballing. 320 00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,844 Tommy we got salt, ice, you know. 321 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:20,910 Deliveries. 322 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:21,877 Come on. 323 00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:46,904 - But daddy I made those oats special for you. 324 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,456 Morning Marla. 325 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,000 Where is everybody? 326 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,602 Well good morning to you too Sam. 327 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,930 And how are you on this fine morning'? 328 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,766 How was your weekend skiing? 329 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,409 Well Marla you know I don't like to ski myself 330 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:26,945 but Ryan and Anne told me they had a really gnarly time. 331 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,685 What's the matter, somebody die'? 332 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,360 Shit Sam, we ain't had a killing 333 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,828 in the county all our lives. 334 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:48,998 I knew Old Man Harper ever since I 335 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,035 learned how to steal apples from his orchard. 336 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,776 We all did Chris, we all did. 337 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,205 So what do you got'? 338 00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:58,173 Nothing. 339 00:18:59,271 --> 00:18:59,874 What do you mean nothing'? 340 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,685 You got to have something. 341 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,316 Look about Sam. 342 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,519 We got no vehicle tracks. 343 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,517 No footprints in the snow. 344 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,382 - I got no sign of a struggle or attempt 345 00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:09,624 to break into the house. 346 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,189 No blood. 347 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,497 - Nothing. Nothing. 348 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,059 - All right, I don't want this thing spreading anymore 349 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,025 than it needs to. 350 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,699 The whole town will go crazy. 351 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,561 Why don't you get Doc Peters? 352 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,134 Take your foot off the chair. 353 00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:25,237 Get Doc Peters on the phone, tell him to come up here. 354 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:26,702 Yeah. 355 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,068 - Why don't you go down to Donna's motel, 356 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,039 the gas station, liquor store; 357 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,508 ask them if anybody passed through last night. 358 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,318 Tell them a feed store was robbed or something. 359 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,086 Feed store, right. 360 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,583 Sam, what are you gonna be doing'? 361 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,053 I got to make sure of something. 362 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:54,228 Marla put me through to the FBI will ya'? 363 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,903 Will you get me some apples? 364 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:03,012 - Show me two hours no injuries, natural obstacles. 365 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:04,837 - I have a sheriff from Snowmonton County 366 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,742 on the phone for you asking about Jack Frost. 367 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,382 Put him through. 368 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,686 This is Agent Manners; who am I speaking to? 369 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,289 - Uh, Sam Tyler, Snowmonton County Sheriff's Department. 370 00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,059 I'd like to ask you a couple of questions about 371 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,726 the Jack Frost accident. 372 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,189 - Well I'm afraid that most information 373 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:22,362 concerning the incident is confidential 374 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,565 but I'll help you if I can. 375 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,564 - Well we had a killing down here last night 376 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,203 and I need to know that Jack Frost is really dead. 377 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,975 - Oh yeah Sheriff, Jack Frost did indeed die 378 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,108 in the accident; that I can assure you. 379 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,879 Anything else I can help you with? 380 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:38,443 No, thank you very much. 381 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:39,715 Not a problem. 382 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,985 Good luck with your investigation. 383 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:43,116 Thank you. 384 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:47,920 It's over. 385 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,123 It started. 386 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,789 It wasn't meant to happen like this. 387 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,222 So you keep saying. 388 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,725 - We hadn't even tested the acid on an amoeba. 389 00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,500 Let alone a human cell. 390 00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:59,461 This is a disaster. 391 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:00,668 Disaster? 392 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,132 You got to learn to look on the bright side of things. 393 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:04,236 The bright side? 394 00:21:04,563 --> 00:21:05,132 Sure. 395 00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:07,501 At least you know it works. 396 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,173 It's just a shame that your guinea pig 397 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:14,474 had to be a homicidal maniac like Jack Frost. 398 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:18,277 Who I now have to put back in the test tube. 399 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:28,356 - Well, there are no lesions in the muscles of the neck. 400 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:30,462 No tears. 401 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:36,030 Now, there is a fractured cervical vertebrae one and two. 402 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:40,433 So I'm guessing that his head was snapped back 403 00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,713 with alarming force but just the once. 404 00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:51,454 Also notice that there's no bruising in the face. 405 00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,814 So I would say something soft was held 406 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,649 in place to disperse the pressure. 407 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,462 Like, a mitten or a large glove. 408 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:02,655 That's all we need around here; 409 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,729 the catcher mitt killer. 410 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:05,694 Yeah. 411 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,203 You think he's gonna strike again? 412 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:15,501 - I don't know doc but I'll be bolting my door tonight. 413 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:20,415 - I'll be tracking my dresser in front of mine Sam. 414 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,089 Look, I made special. 415 00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:06,258 - Honey I just cleaned up after your special oats. 416 00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:08,360 But these are extra special. 417 00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:13,432 - They're very, not as special as that snowman 418 00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:15,295 that you made outside. 419 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:16,732 I didn't make a snowman. 420 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:18,268 Oh, well someone built it. 421 00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:20,270 But it's not finished. 422 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:22,579 Needs a face so I thought that maybe you 423 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,439 could go outside and finish that up for- 424 00:23:27,806 --> 00:23:29,717 I'll just spray down the kitchen. 425 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:35,648 Sam what's going on'? 426 00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:39,292 - What the hell are you going to do about this? 427 00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:40,926 All right, hold it hold it hold it. 428 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,231 I tried to calm them down, I tried. 429 00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:43,624 There's no need to panic. 430 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:44,627 - What the hell are you talking about Sam? 431 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:45,902 Old Man Harper's dead. 432 00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:47,898 - That's right, Old Man Harper has been killed 433 00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,069 and we don't have a lead. 434 00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:50,237 But you guys running around here like a 435 00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:51,802 a bunch of vigilantes isn't going to make 436 00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:52,973 my job any easier. 437 00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:53,800 Right. 438 00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,477 - Now I suggest you men go home to your families. 439 00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:58,645 - Jesus, you think this psycho drifters gonna 440 00:23:58,971 --> 00:23:59,949 snub out some other poor son of a bitch. 441 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:00,909 Don't ya? 442 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,150 Did I say that? 443 00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:04,010 Did I say that? 444 00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:05,651 Look, Old Man Harper lived way out here 445 00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:07,423 five miles outside of town. 446 00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:08,349 What does that mean'? 447 00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:09,659 We all live on the outskirts of town. 448 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:12,826 - Right, and so do we and we're not scared. 449 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:14,597 Now whoever did this is already a 100 miles 450 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:15,591 away from here. 451 00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:17,423 - Yeah Sam, well that may be but I'll tell ya what; 452 00:24:17,756 --> 00:24:19,360 I'm going to keep my store open all hours, 453 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,330 anybody wants to buy extra ammo, huh. 454 00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:23,435 20% discount for an emergency. 455 00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:24,934 Come on, come on. 456 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,446 - It's gonna be a gal dang turkey shoot. 457 00:24:29,768 --> 00:24:31,975 - Of hell Sam it's quicker than a jury. 458 00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:37,947 So you reckon you're about ready 459 00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:40,689 to step out to lunch with me then? 460 00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:42,356 Do I look ready? 461 00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:43,819 Sure do to me. 462 00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:49,621 Ah, luckily for you Joe the power 463 00:24:49,955 --> 00:24:51,366 to cloud men's minds is a responsibility 464 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:53,397 I take very seriously. 465 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,356 Hey move it. 466 00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:58,793 I said move it. 467 00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:01,695 Or are you deaf as well as butt ugly'? 468 00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:03,438 You're standing in the middle of a black ice 469 00:26:03,762 --> 00:26:05,639 sled run snot for brains. 470 00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:08,779 But this is my dad's front lawn. 471 00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:09,875 - Look, are you gonna move or am I gonna 472 00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:11,306 have to kick your stomach out the top of 473 00:26:11,637 --> 00:26:12,911 your head again'? 474 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,047 I hope he breaks his face. 475 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:19,082 What'd you say'? 476 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,082 Nothing. 477 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,621 - Look, nobody says nothing behind my back. 478 00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:25,553 The killer snowman, is it yours? 479 00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:26,487 Yes. 480 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:28,394 No! 481 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,323 Oh yes. 482 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:36,900 I think the black ice sled run is officially open. 483 00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:38,799 And all the kings horses and all the kings men 484 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:41,805 couldn't give a rats ass about Tyler's little snowman. 485 00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:42,771 Huh. 486 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:51,777 I didn't do it. 487 00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:54,250 Holy moly Ryan killed Billy! 488 00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:55,615 It wasn't me. 489 00:27:03,689 --> 00:27:05,965 Billy just had a birthday. 490 00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:32,689 Shh, it's okay. 491 00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:36,192 - Will you please stop telling me to calm down'? 492 00:27:36,522 --> 00:27:37,159 Shut up! 493 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:39,897 I'm not nuts! 494 00:27:40,225 --> 00:27:41,704 There's one god damn psycho in this town 495 00:27:42,027 --> 00:27:43,802 and it's your kid Sheriff. 496 00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:44,630 Jay, Jay- 497 00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:45,464 That kid is touched by the devil. 498 00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:46,400 Honey don't. 499 00:27:46,732 --> 00:27:47,073 - Let's take this somewhere else, come on. 500 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:48,901 This is okay with me right here. 501 00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:51,407 - Look, I am truly sorry about what happened 502 00:27:51,737 --> 00:27:53,978 but I have to believe my son. 503 00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:57,549 - Your son says a snowman pushed my son Billy. 504 00:27:57,876 --> 00:27:58,980 Do you believe that'? 505 00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:00,187 Do you believe that'? 506 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:01,217 There couldn't have been a fight. 507 00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:03,686 Billy is two feet taller than Ryan. 508 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:04,756 Not anymore he ain't. 509 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:05,891 You haven't heard the last of this. 510 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:07,094 L, I believe that. 511 00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:08,056 I believe that Jay. 512 00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:09,058 - And you watch the way you talk to me. 513 00:28:09,388 --> 00:28:10,833 I'm not above punching an officer of the law 514 00:28:11,156 --> 00:28:11,691 if it calls for it. 515 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,002 Why don't you go home and calm down? 516 00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:15,703 We'll talk about this tomorrow. 517 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,530 - 'Cause I can't talk about it tomorrow. 518 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:21,936 'Cause I got to look for a place to bury my son tomorrow. 519 00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:26,776 Jill, Sally, we're going home, come on. 520 00:28:27,906 --> 00:28:30,785 He's usually not so short tempered. 521 00:28:31,109 --> 00:28:32,019 I know, I know. 522 00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:32,845 I'm sorry. 523 00:28:39,851 --> 00:28:43,196 - All right, why don't we all just go on home, all right? 524 00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:45,968 Let's keep Billy in our prayers. 525 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,447 I didn't do it. 526 00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:01,478 The snowman pushed him. 527 00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:03,252 That's all he keeps saying. 528 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:04,610 He must be terrified. 529 00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:05,921 I know Ryan. 530 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:09,058 I know. 531 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,970 - You take a good long look at this face 532 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:58,502 'cause the next time you see it it's gonna 533 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:00,468 tear your world apart. 534 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:01,777 I'll find a way. 535 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:02,703 I'll find a way. 536 00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:04,309 I'll kill you and your whole- 537 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:07,116 I thought you destroyed those. 538 00:30:09,841 --> 00:30:11,980 I wish it was that easy. 539 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:16,851 - Sam, he's gone and he can't come back. 540 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:21,393 The only place he exists now is in here. 541 00:30:24,022 --> 00:30:25,296 I'm gonna destroy these. 542 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,825 Oh, Jesus Sam. 543 00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:55,893 - Well, gosh sakes I could have shot you. 544 00:30:57,489 --> 00:30:58,729 Well Sam hell, everybody knows 545 00:30:59,057 --> 00:30:59,728 you couldn't hit the broadside of a barn 546 00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:00,900 with a scatter gun. 547 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:03,533 Annie hi, evening. 548 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:04,363 Hi Paul. 549 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:05,834 Uh, where you want the salt? 550 00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:06,767 Garage is all locked up. 551 00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:08,544 The salt? 552 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,403 Why don't you just put it right there. 553 00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:11,874 - All right, didn't mean to scare you Sam. 554 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,184 - That's all right were just a little jumpy tonight. 555 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:15,007 All right'? 556 00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:16,410 Oh, okay all right. 557 00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:17,243 I'll see you in the morning. 558 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:18,077 All right. 559 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:18,911 Thanks for the salt. 560 00:31:19,244 --> 00:31:19,949 20% off on the salt too. 561 00:31:20,278 --> 00:31:21,018 I'll see you in the morning. 562 00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:22,051 - And I'll give you 20% off of that garbage can. 563 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:22,882 Paul, thank you. 564 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,421 - Your snow shovel's not looking very good either. 565 00:31:26,284 --> 00:31:26,921 Okay. 566 00:31:37,028 --> 00:31:39,565 - Don't ya think we ought to put the tree lights on'? 567 00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:45,141 Your son isn't cold five hours 568 00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:46,949 you want festivities. 569 00:31:47,272 --> 00:31:48,114 I was only- 570 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,544 Yeah, well don't. 571 00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:55,450 Hey! 572 00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:57,618 And where in God's name do you think you're 573 00:31:57,949 --> 00:32:00,156 prowling off to like some lady of the night? 574 00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:02,055 Our grief isn't good enough for you? 575 00:32:02,387 --> 00:32:03,388 You may not have cared for your little brother- 576 00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:05,395 Jesus dad, I loved Billy. 577 00:32:05,724 --> 00:32:07,135 Do not be forsaking the Lord's name 578 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,837 in my house little girl! 579 00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:13,109 - The Lord forsook this house long ago. 580 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:16,579 I'm going to see Tommy. 581 00:32:20,906 --> 00:32:22,283 She's only talking back to you 582 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:23,984 because she's upset. 583 00:32:26,411 --> 00:32:30,154 - Sally, when I want philosophy I'll turn on Oprah. 584 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:31,825 Finish my scarf. 585 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,187 I'm going to get more wood. 586 00:32:39,825 --> 00:32:42,465 I'll make us a pot of tea. 587 00:33:17,128 --> 00:33:19,904 Say pal, how about a smoke'? 588 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:28,673 Who's that? 589 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:31,152 What's that? 590 00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:34,585 Sam? 591 00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:37,555 Hey Sam. 592 00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:40,495 Sam is that you? 593 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:44,865 You come to make peace? 594 00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:58,576 Yeah, get it. 595 00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:00,278 Put your back into it. 596 00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:02,016 Come on, come on, you can do it. 597 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:03,011 That's my boy. 598 00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:05,685 Get it, get it, oh very good. 599 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,887 All right, all right come on. 600 00:34:18,356 --> 00:34:21,098 Come on you god damn psycho freak. 601 00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:24,097 I'm ready for you. 602 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:40,882 Come out here where I can see you 603 00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:43,249 you Christ loathing dog. 604 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,162 I'm warning you. 605 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:04,938 - Gosh, I only axed you for a smoke. 606 00:35:15,013 --> 00:35:18,654 - Oh Jake, if I've asked you once I've- 607 00:35:27,192 --> 00:35:28,000 Oh. 608 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,887 Oh Jake, that's so sweet of you. 609 00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:03,061 That's funny. 610 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,178 Oh. 611 00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:17,739 Oh, sorry folks. 612 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:18,706 Shed was all blocked. 613 00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:20,948 I didn't know where you wanted the salt. 614 00:37:21,272 --> 00:37:22,649 Ho, ho, ho, and what's your 615 00:37:22,974 --> 00:37:24,248 name little boy'? 616 00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:26,613 Oh my god. 617 00:37:28,713 --> 00:37:31,216 - Always remember to dress up warm. 618 00:37:38,656 --> 00:37:39,566 I just came over here to tell them 619 00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:41,393 all how sorry I was about Billy. 620 00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:42,329 Jesus Sam. 621 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:43,161 All right, Joe. 622 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:45,600 We're gonna do this thing calmly. 623 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:46,738 I want you to get the photographer- 624 00:37:47,065 --> 00:37:48,806 - For Christ's sake, who the hell would do this? 625 00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:49,976 Well someone's got to go tell Jill 626 00:37:50,301 --> 00:37:51,746 her entire family's dead. 627 00:37:52,070 --> 00:37:53,344 Jesus, she's only 18. 628 00:37:53,671 --> 00:37:54,445 Keep it down Joe. 629 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:55,751 The whole town's gonna go crazy. 630 00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:57,644 I need for you to keep it together. 631 00:37:57,976 --> 00:37:58,477 We got a job to do. 632 00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:00,084 We're gonna do it right. 633 00:38:00,411 --> 00:38:02,118 First I want you to find Jill and I want 634 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:05,451 you to get Doc Peters and bring him up here. 635 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,320 Take a look at Sally. 636 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:09,924 - You don't reckon we should leave her up 637 00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:12,929 for the 12 days of Christmas then? 638 00:38:38,216 --> 00:38:39,354 Marla I want you to call around 639 00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:41,994 see if you can get a hold of Jill Metzner. 640 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,322 Oh, call the FBI in Denver too. 641 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,693 Some asshole named Manners. 642 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:49,971 Who are you'? 643 00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:53,067 I'm the asshole. 644 00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:54,877 I'll get back to you later. 645 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,476 Well, this is an auspicious start we've gotten off to. 646 00:38:57,802 --> 00:38:59,713 You must be Sheriff Tyler. 647 00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:00,743 Yeah, Tyler. 648 00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:01,846 I'm agent Manners. 649 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,151 FBI? 650 00:39:03,474 --> 00:39:04,976 Sure, why not. 651 00:39:05,310 --> 00:39:06,914 And this is Stone. 652 00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:07,916 Agent Stone. 653 00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:08,883 Sheriff. 654 00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:12,217 Why are you here? 655 00:39:12,550 --> 00:39:14,223 - We've got a line on your Abraham Harper. 656 00:39:14,552 --> 00:39:16,327 - Old Man Harper, yeah, what about him? 657 00:39:16,654 --> 00:39:18,031 His death matches the MO of someone 658 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,029 we've been tracking for some time now. 659 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:20,927 - Yeah, well we've got two more deaths. 660 00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:23,000 I was just about to try to get you on the phone. 661 00:39:23,328 --> 00:39:23,829 Good. 662 00:39:24,162 --> 00:39:26,039 Have the MV's been moved'? 663 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:28,541 Motor vehicles? 664 00:39:29,434 --> 00:39:32,677 - Have the murder victims been moved yet'? 665 00:39:33,004 --> 00:39:37,077 - No, uh, Jake and Sally Metzner have not been moved yet. 666 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:41,615 - Fine, first take me to the crime scene. 667 00:39:41,946 --> 00:39:44,722 Excuse me, Jake and Sally's place. 668 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,628 If everything checks out as I think it will 669 00:39:47,952 --> 00:39:51,798 I'll have a task force in here by midnight. 670 00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:56,367 - This mean the case is being taken out of my hands? 671 00:39:56,694 --> 00:39:58,640 It was never in them Sheriff. 672 00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,548 You were right the first time Sam. 673 00:40:07,705 --> 00:40:08,775 Asshole. 674 00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:16,286 - I don't know why you're so interested in this 675 00:40:16,614 --> 00:40:17,115 dam footprint. 676 00:40:17,448 --> 00:40:19,155 Whoever did this obviously came through the backdoor. 677 00:40:19,484 --> 00:40:20,622 It was locked. 678 00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:23,633 They locked it behind them. 679 00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:26,299 - You're obviously not a man of science Sheriff. 680 00:40:26,624 --> 00:40:28,501 The latest advanced in forensics 681 00:40:28,826 --> 00:40:30,100 means that a footprint can be as accurate 682 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:31,771 as a fingerprint. 683 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:36,237 I'm reading something. 684 00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:37,671 What? 685 00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:40,107 Oh sweet Jesus look at this. 686 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:41,746 This thing is able to latently alter 687 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,518 it's elemental molecular structure. 688 00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:44,945 English Stone, English. 689 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,483 It can freeze and unfreeze at will. 690 00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:50,520 It melted, came through the doggy door 691 00:40:50,848 --> 00:40:52,759 and refroze on the inside. 692 00:40:53,084 --> 00:40:54,825 - You mean Jack came through the doggy door 693 00:40:55,153 --> 00:40:56,530 and refroze on the inside. 694 00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:59,698 What the hell have you let loose in this town? 695 00:41:05,196 --> 00:41:06,539 Now there should be lacerations 696 00:41:06,864 --> 00:41:08,810 to indicate where the handle of the ax 697 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:12,307 we twisted from side to side to help it down. 698 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:15,174 But no, all the cuts are near vertical. 699 00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:18,350 It forced the handle straight down. 700 00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:21,615 That's immensely powerful. 701 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:25,392 Did you say it Doc'? 702 00:41:25,717 --> 00:41:26,218 I beg your pardon. 703 00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:28,326 You said it instead of he or she. 704 00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:31,862 - Well, that's just a figure of speech Sam. 705 00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:34,500 Whoever did this is an animal. 706 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:37,032 Metaphorically. 707 00:41:38,563 --> 00:41:41,009 And, I found this backdoor key 708 00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:43,739 inside Jake's pocket. 709 00:41:48,473 --> 00:41:51,147 - How many backdoor keys do you own Doc? 710 00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:52,318 Just the one. 711 00:41:52,643 --> 00:41:53,519 Me too. 712 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,655 So, how did those footprints walk 713 00:41:56,981 --> 00:41:58,858 into a locked backdoor'? 714 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,161 Am I missing something? 715 00:42:00,485 --> 00:42:01,896 Oh no, nothing at all Agent Manners. 716 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:03,665 I'm just having some small town gossip here 717 00:42:03,988 --> 00:42:07,026 about some tractor pulls and a barn raising. 718 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:08,359 Right. 719 00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:11,003 Well our equipment does in fact support your theory Sheriff. 720 00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:13,775 The killer locked the door himself after entering. 721 00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:14,735 He- 722 00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:17,610 - Sheriff I'm gonna need you to arrange 723 00:42:17,935 --> 00:42:19,573 a curfew for the rest of the night. 724 00:42:19,904 --> 00:42:21,212 It'll be safer for everyone involved. 725 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,610 - Are you gonna tell me what this is about? 726 00:42:23,941 --> 00:42:26,251 - I'm afraid it's on a need to know basis Sheriff. 727 00:42:26,577 --> 00:42:28,454 I'll have a task force in here by midnight. 728 00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:31,283 You just keep your townsfolk out of my line of fire 729 00:42:31,616 --> 00:42:33,789 and we'll get along real fine. 730 00:42:34,118 --> 00:42:35,256 Sure. 731 00:42:35,586 --> 00:42:36,223 Now don't pout Sheriff. 732 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:37,532 You should be grateful. 733 00:42:37,855 --> 00:42:39,095 You've got a madman on the loose in your town 734 00:42:39,424 --> 00:42:42,132 and I'm gonna take him out for you. 735 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:50,237 Sam. 736 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:51,444 What's this? 737 00:42:51,769 --> 00:42:54,909 - Federally approved curfew regulations and procedures. 738 00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:55,740 Yeah. 739 00:42:56,074 --> 00:42:56,575 Evening Sam. 740 00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,478 I'm afraid I haven't got round to turning the furnace on. 741 00:42:58,810 --> 00:43:00,084 It's a trifle chilly inside. 742 00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:01,253 Let's get it fired up Father. 743 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:02,148 Is everybody here? 744 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:02,981 Pretty much yeah. 745 00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:03,815 Yeah. 746 00:43:04,148 --> 00:43:04,649 You seen Jill'? 747 00:43:04,982 --> 00:43:05,960 - Uh, no a few of the kids are still missing. 748 00:43:06,284 --> 00:43:07,319 Well let's round 'em up all right'? 749 00:43:07,652 --> 00:43:09,757 Come on Father I want to keep a close flock tonight. 750 00:43:22,967 --> 00:43:25,277 Okay, now Father Branagh tells me the heating 751 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,605 will be turned on any minute now. 752 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:35,148 Folks, folks, we have a situation. 753 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,618 Way to go Sam! 754 00:43:38,249 --> 00:43:40,820 - All right now, let's just setting down all right? 755 00:43:48,693 --> 00:43:51,139 That ought to cheer everyone up. 756 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:55,501 - Under the advisement of the local federal officers 757 00:43:55,833 --> 00:43:58,871 I am going to put the town under a 24 hour curfew. 758 00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:01,308 Listen, I'm not gonna arrest you. 759 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:02,845 If you're just walking down the street 760 00:44:03,174 --> 00:44:04,312 I'm not gonna waste my time but this 761 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:07,851 is for your own safety so I urge you to follow it. 762 00:44:10,848 --> 00:44:11,792 Now Father Branagh has told me that 763 00:44:12,116 --> 00:44:13,823 he'll keep the church open. 764 00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:17,190 You can sleep down here community style if you want. 765 00:44:17,522 --> 00:44:18,330 That might be a good thing. 766 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,499 I want you to stay off the phones except 767 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,634 in case of an emergency. 768 00:44:22,894 --> 00:44:23,531 All right'? 769 00:44:24,962 --> 00:44:27,169 What the heck is going on out there? 770 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:28,203 It's uh- 771 00:44:30,134 --> 00:44:31,204 Paul Davrow. 772 00:44:36,474 --> 00:44:37,851 Fucker's a snowman. 773 00:44:40,545 --> 00:44:42,047 Paul, what are you talking about? 774 00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:42,881 No you don't understand. 775 00:44:43,214 --> 00:44:43,715 Paul. 776 00:44:44,048 --> 00:44:45,322 No, she had wires coming out of her. 777 00:44:45,650 --> 00:44:46,355 She had little lights- 778 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:47,185 Paul. 779 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:48,428 It was a seven foot tall- 780 00:44:48,753 --> 00:44:49,254 Paul. 781 00:44:49,587 --> 00:44:50,088 Oh god. 782 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:53,828 Okay. 783 00:44:55,092 --> 00:44:56,594 Well bravo Sheriff. 784 00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:57,702 You didn't have to do that. 785 00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:59,531 - I hope this isn't a taste of what I can expect 786 00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:02,504 from this town under your direction. 787 00:45:02,833 --> 00:45:03,709 It's nothing, all right'? 788 00:45:04,035 --> 00:45:04,672 We'll take care of him. 789 00:45:05,002 --> 00:45:05,673 Well you better. 790 00:45:06,003 --> 00:45:07,004 The man's a danger to the public 791 00:45:07,338 --> 00:45:09,284 and a possible hindrance to my operation. 792 00:45:09,607 --> 00:45:10,881 Your what? 793 00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:12,950 - You better get your act under control Sheriff 794 00:45:13,277 --> 00:45:14,847 or I'll have you replaced. 795 00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:15,953 I would appreciate it if all you people 796 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,624 would get off the streets. 797 00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:21,191 Go darn a quilt or something. 798 00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:26,596 What the hell's eating him? 799 00:45:26,924 --> 00:45:29,063 I bet ya it ain't his girlfriend. 800 00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:32,203 You should have punched him out sir. 801 00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:36,102 Joe, come here. 802 00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:37,071 Get ahold of Paul. 803 00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:39,039 Take him somewhere will ya? 804 00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:41,646 Let him cool off for a while down at the jail. 805 00:45:41,973 --> 00:45:43,475 Come on Mr. Davrow. 806 00:45:43,808 --> 00:45:44,445 Okay. 807 00:45:45,643 --> 00:45:46,280 Big nose. 808 00:45:46,611 --> 00:45:47,112 Okay. 809 00:45:47,445 --> 00:45:48,947 Sharp teeth. 810 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:49,781 Chris. 811 00:45:50,114 --> 00:45:50,956 Yeah. 812 00:45:51,282 --> 00:45:52,317 I want you to go up to Paul's place. 813 00:45:52,650 --> 00:45:55,096 Maybe you can find out what set him off. 814 00:45:55,419 --> 00:45:57,160 Uh, maybe I should help out Joe. 815 00:45:57,488 --> 00:45:58,228 You know, with Paul 'cause he's a big guy 816 00:45:58,556 --> 00:45:59,398 and he might be a little nasty later. 817 00:45:59,724 --> 00:46:00,828 Chris. 818 00:46:01,158 --> 00:46:02,569 Right, I'm on it. 819 00:46:03,995 --> 00:46:06,066 Nah, sure Sam I'll go check it out. 820 00:46:06,397 --> 00:46:08,104 I'll see what freaked everybody out. 821 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:09,137 No problem. 822 00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:12,573 It's a madman on the loose. 823 00:46:12,903 --> 00:46:15,975 Hey Deputy Chris Pullman captures madman. 824 00:46:16,941 --> 00:46:20,821 Get the madman be a hero, fa la la la la la. 825 00:46:21,145 --> 00:46:21,816 Whoa. 826 00:47:00,351 --> 00:47:00,988 Okay. 827 00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:06,901 I've heard of stuff happening, thermal updrafts. 828 00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:28,915 Hey kids. 829 00:47:29,246 --> 00:47:29,883 Hi. 830 00:47:32,316 --> 00:47:34,057 Ryan, where's your mom? 831 00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:35,921 - She went home to get some more blankets. 832 00:47:36,253 --> 00:47:38,358 Did somebody go with her? 833 00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:39,258 I don't know. 834 00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:40,330 Is she all right? 835 00:47:40,658 --> 00:47:41,261 Hey Joe! 836 00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:56,682 Sam'? 837 00:47:58,409 --> 00:47:59,046 Sam? 838 00:48:01,412 --> 00:48:02,356 Is that you? 839 00:48:04,415 --> 00:48:05,189 Deputy? 840 00:48:27,638 --> 00:48:28,139 I got it. 841 00:48:28,472 --> 00:48:29,143 I got it. 842 00:48:52,396 --> 00:48:52,999 Ice burst. 843 00:48:54,565 --> 00:48:56,238 Lucky Sam sent me, huh? 844 00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:59,811 - Don't you ever creep up on me like that again. 845 00:49:00,137 --> 00:49:01,980 - You ought to get these pipes fixed Mrs. Tyler. 846 00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:06,277 We ought to fix you Joe. 847 00:49:10,414 --> 00:49:13,258 - I think we're gonna need a mop on this one. 848 00:49:13,584 --> 00:49:16,360 - And the roadblocks at 4th and Lacy completely 849 00:49:16,687 --> 00:49:17,859 seal off main avenue. 850 00:49:18,189 --> 00:49:19,259 You're forgetting the church. 851 00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:21,092 - No Sheriff, the blockade is complete. 852 00:49:21,425 --> 00:49:23,701 No, Father Branagh removed the fence 853 00:49:24,028 --> 00:49:25,530 here from the cemetery last week so this 854 00:49:25,863 --> 00:49:27,501 is all open field now. 855 00:49:30,267 --> 00:49:32,975 - All right, thank you very much Sheriff. 856 00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:35,306 Anything else you care to share with me? 857 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:36,379 No, not at the moment. 858 00:49:36,707 --> 00:49:40,484 But if I think of something you'll be the first to know. 859 00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:42,188 After you get that done though 860 00:49:42,513 --> 00:49:43,856 you want to get the fittings wrapped. 861 00:49:44,181 --> 00:49:44,989 You can do that yourself. 862 00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:46,693 Take some Teflon tape, no you can, 863 00:49:47,017 --> 00:49:48,826 you wrap the male fittings only. 864 00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:50,154 You don't wrap the female fittings. 865 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:51,330 You've got to make sure you wrap them 866 00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:52,895 as you're looking down clockwise. 867 00:49:54,058 --> 00:49:54,559 You wrap them counterclockwise, 868 00:49:54,892 --> 00:49:55,962 here you go Mrs. Tyler. 869 00:49:56,293 --> 00:49:57,897 Then all the tape shreds off. 870 00:49:58,229 --> 00:49:59,640 Also I noticed that your linoleum's 871 00:49:59,964 --> 00:50:00,908 starting to peel up there from all 872 00:50:01,232 --> 00:50:02,370 the water being on down there- 873 00:50:09,039 --> 00:50:11,645 Get some caulk and get that back down there real easy. 874 00:50:11,976 --> 00:50:13,148 Silicon caulk is probably better than- 875 00:50:31,195 --> 00:50:32,173 I don't think they saw us. 876 00:50:32,496 --> 00:50:34,271 Jill, I don't know about this. 877 00:50:34,598 --> 00:50:35,838 I don't think it's such a good idea. 878 00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:39,170 - Come on, you want me to have fun don't you'? 879 00:50:39,503 --> 00:50:41,915 Or do you want me to sit around and get morbid'? 880 00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,549 Jill, this is Sheriff Tyler's house. 881 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:45,512 Exactly. 882 00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:49,282 Are you gonna come or not? 883 00:50:55,185 --> 00:50:55,788 Jill. 884 00:51:00,291 --> 00:51:01,361 No, no, no, no. 885 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,437 Don't turn on the lights. 886 00:51:04,762 --> 00:51:08,073 I'll get all scared of the dark. 887 00:51:09,466 --> 00:51:13,471 And then I'll need a really big boy to look after me. 888 00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:16,410 . Big boy? 889 00:51:18,309 --> 00:51:20,653 You're getting there. 890 00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:20,047 - If you want me I want a roaring log fire 891 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:25,612 and a bottle of wine. 892 00:52:27,945 --> 00:52:30,516 Come and get me when you're ready. 893 00:52:33,283 --> 00:52:34,387 Yes. 894 00:52:34,718 --> 00:52:37,699 If I wasn't anymore ready I'd explode. 895 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:55,980 Shit. 896 00:53:11,321 --> 00:53:11,856 Need some ice. 897 00:54:17,154 --> 00:54:18,132 Sheriff Tyler'? 898 00:54:20,424 --> 00:54:22,597 Sheriff, it's Tommy Davrow. 899 00:54:23,627 --> 00:54:25,903 Look, uh, I'm not a burglar. 900 00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:30,768 Sheriff? 901 00:54:57,995 --> 00:54:59,303 Who's out there? 902 00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:04,372 I said, who's out there? 903 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,088 Who's out there? 904 00:55:59,723 --> 00:56:01,669 I said, who's out there? 905 00:56:06,263 --> 00:56:08,174 Well it ain't fucking Frosty. 906 00:56:12,536 --> 00:56:14,880 You stay back man, all right? 907 00:56:15,172 --> 00:56:17,550 I'm gonna use this thing, all right? 908 00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,377 Listen, just stay back. 909 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:20,279 Just- 910 00:56:26,283 --> 00:56:27,057 Ah. 911 00:56:28,619 --> 00:56:29,757 What the hell are you? 912 00:56:30,087 --> 00:56:32,897 World's most pissed off snow cone. 913 00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:34,967 No, no! 914 00:56:38,729 --> 00:56:42,108 Well what do you know, armed and dangerous. 915 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,073 Bottom of the ninth, four dead, 916 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,882 here's the windup and the pitch. 917 00:56:50,140 --> 00:56:52,711 Woo hoo, it's a long drive. 918 00:57:21,905 --> 00:57:23,578 Thank you Tommy. 919 00:58:27,671 --> 00:58:29,048 Tommy no. 920 00:58:29,373 --> 00:58:30,716 Don't put cold water in. 921 00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:32,247 Oh it's freezing. 922 00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:29,775 - Looks like Christmas came a little early this year. 923 00:59:30,934 --> 00:59:33,813 Well, hope it was good for you honey. 924 00:59:38,975 --> 00:59:41,819 Oh I must remember to send flowers. 925 00:59:57,060 --> 00:59:59,973 Hey, bad Manners, this is for you. 926 01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:01,901 Coffee? 927 01:00:02,232 --> 01:00:02,733 Yeah, please. 928 01:00:03,066 --> 01:00:03,976 Just to the brim. 929 01:00:04,301 --> 01:00:05,473 You heard from Chris yet? 930 01:00:05,802 --> 01:00:06,974 He was up at Paul Davrow's place. 931 01:00:07,304 --> 01:00:08,339 Not that I know of. 932 01:00:08,672 --> 01:00:09,616 Why don't you see if you can get him 933 01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:10,611 on the radio, okay? 934 01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:11,510 I'm worried about him. 935 01:00:11,842 --> 01:00:12,479 Okay. 936 01:00:13,577 --> 01:00:16,023 - There's a storm moving in over Denver. 937 01:00:16,346 --> 01:00:17,620 They can't get the choppers off the ground. 938 01:00:17,948 --> 01:00:18,926 They'll be taking everyone in by road. 939 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:22,494 No way, never happen. 940 01:00:23,653 --> 01:00:24,791 - Might be a little late but they'll be here. 941 01:00:25,122 --> 01:00:26,999 Oh no, tell him Marla. 942 01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:28,132 No way. 943 01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:30,096 We're dead center of the Snowmonton Bowl. 944 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,772 It's 20 miles uphill in any direction. 945 01:00:33,096 --> 01:00:33,972 If it's anything like last week you won't 946 01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:35,605 even be able to get a snowplow across 947 01:00:35,932 --> 01:00:37,002 the highway in an hour from now. 948 01:00:37,334 --> 01:00:40,042 - You telling me that there's no way to get my men in here? 949 01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:41,713 Duh. 950 01:00:42,038 --> 01:00:43,346 You can't let him escape. 951 01:00:43,673 --> 01:00:45,175 Well don't you fret Agent Stone. 952 01:00:45,509 --> 01:00:46,886 Nothing comes in, nothing gets out. 953 01:00:47,210 --> 01:00:48,883 Ain't that right Manners'? 954 01:00:49,212 --> 01:00:50,122 Yeah right. 955 01:00:51,214 --> 01:00:54,354 Tell me Sheriff, what sort of armory do you have here? 956 01:00:54,684 --> 01:00:55,321 Armory? 957 01:00:56,553 --> 01:00:59,830 - What kind of weapons are available to us'? 958 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:02,228 - We're just a small town sheriff's office. 959 01:01:02,559 --> 01:01:04,004 I told you conventional weapons will 960 01:01:04,327 --> 01:01:05,635 be useless against him. 961 01:01:05,962 --> 01:01:07,134 We need the company. 962 01:01:07,464 --> 01:01:09,068 Watch your mouth. 963 01:01:09,399 --> 01:01:10,173 What are you two talking about? 964 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,137 Nothing Sheriff. 965 01:01:11,468 --> 01:01:12,208 - I told you the company should have been called 966 01:01:12,536 --> 01:01:13,480 in to handle this whole thing. 967 01:01:13,803 --> 01:01:15,214 Not some bureau mercenary. 968 01:01:15,539 --> 01:01:16,813 You want to let me in on this? 969 01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:19,051 - Sorry Sheriff, it's on a need to know basis 970 01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:19,979 and you don't. 971 01:01:20,310 --> 01:01:22,984 - Oh yeah, well I think I might need to know. 972 01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:25,691 Oh boys, Chris is back. 973 01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:28,018 I just heard his car pull up. 974 01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:30,092 We're not finished. 975 01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:45,338 His car's here. 976 01:01:47,504 --> 01:01:48,574 Where's Chris? 977 01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:54,450 Chris? 978 01:02:07,958 --> 01:02:10,564 Wherever he is he's soaking wet. 979 01:02:10,894 --> 01:02:13,465 - Hey Sam, isn't this Jake Metznefls old scarf? 980 01:02:13,797 --> 01:02:15,208 Marla, Marla don't touch that. 981 01:02:15,532 --> 01:02:16,636 What's the problem Sam? 982 01:02:17,801 --> 01:02:18,745 It's just a scarf. 983 01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:22,040 Mother of god. 984 01:02:22,372 --> 01:02:23,612 Nah, bitch couldn't make it. 985 01:02:27,143 --> 01:02:28,087 - I thought you said conventional weapons 986 01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,719 couldn't touch that thing. 987 01:02:30,046 --> 01:02:32,117 Now look what you've gone and done! 988 01:02:32,449 --> 01:02:33,484 Mm-mm. 989 01:02:33,817 --> 01:02:35,057 Inside. 990 01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:36,659 Made in America. 991 01:02:37,821 --> 01:02:40,495 - Get out of the way, what are ya nuts? 992 01:02:40,824 --> 01:02:42,826 Get out of the way Stone. 993 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:49,766 What was that? 994 01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:51,101 What's this place made out of'? 995 01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:52,742 Got quarter inch steel in the walls 996 01:02:53,069 --> 01:02:54,639 and the ceilings, half inch plate in the windows. 997 01:02:54,971 --> 01:02:55,813 That should hold us enough. 998 01:02:56,139 --> 01:02:57,243 Enough for what? 999 01:02:57,574 --> 01:02:58,177 Tell me. 1000 01:02:58,508 --> 01:02:59,350 - Sam, Sam all the outside lines are down. 1001 01:02:59,676 --> 01:03:00,916 - We need something to fig ht back with. 1002 01:03:01,244 --> 01:03:02,279 What are we fighting? 1003 01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:04,285 Look, I just saw something that doesn't belong in this world 1004 01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,025 and it's out there killing my friends. 1005 01:03:06,349 --> 01:03:08,090 Now tell me what it is. 1006 01:03:09,085 --> 01:03:10,086 Jack Frost. 1007 01:03:11,588 --> 01:03:13,329 No, Jack Frost died. 1008 01:03:14,424 --> 01:03:16,097 Jack Frost changed. 1009 01:03:16,426 --> 01:03:16,927 He changed'? 1010 01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:17,795 Who are you people? 1011 01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:19,334 And don't give me this FBI bull crap. 1012 01:03:19,663 --> 01:03:21,700 Shut up, shut up, listen. 1013 01:03:23,033 --> 01:03:24,341 What is that? 1014 01:03:26,002 --> 01:03:28,175 Sounds like water. 1015 01:03:29,339 --> 01:03:30,283 Oh my god. 1016 01:03:34,644 --> 01:03:35,987 What is it'? 1017 01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:38,224 Oh Lord, the footprint at Jake and Sally's place. 1018 01:03:38,548 --> 01:03:41,290 I'll find a way! 1019 01:03:42,485 --> 01:03:43,657 He came back. 1020 01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:47,301 All right, stand clear. 1021 01:03:49,893 --> 01:03:51,167 Dammit it's not working. 1022 01:03:51,494 --> 01:03:53,167 - He's only vulnerable in his elemental state. 1023 01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:54,474 English Stone. 1024 01:03:54,798 --> 01:03:55,833 - He can only be hurt when he's frozen. 1025 01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:57,236 Well then he can stick himself right 1026 01:03:57,567 --> 01:03:59,205 back together again right? 1027 01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:02,316 ' 0h my god! 1028 01:04:07,711 --> 01:04:09,315 Come on, come on. 1029 01:04:09,646 --> 01:04:11,523 Don't hurt him. 1030 01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:15,490 Oh, hey. 1031 01:04:16,853 --> 01:04:17,991 Come on, come on, come on. 1032 01:04:18,321 --> 01:04:18,822 Sam! 1033 01:04:19,155 --> 01:04:19,690 Sheriff come on move it. 1034 01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:20,933 Don't hurt him! 1035 01:04:21,257 --> 01:04:21,758 Shut up! 1036 01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:24,902 Ah it's hot. 1037 01:04:27,497 --> 01:04:28,703 " Oops. 1038 01:04:29,032 --> 01:04:29,601 Uh oh. 1039 01:04:31,167 --> 01:04:32,544 Sam, come on hurry up. 1040 01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,406 Heat, we got to heat this place up. 1041 01:04:35,739 --> 01:04:36,342 You got to blow this place. 1042 01:04:36,673 --> 01:04:38,448 You got any cleaning supplies, aerosol's, something? 1043 01:04:38,775 --> 01:04:40,686 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1044 01:04:45,181 --> 01:04:46,285 We got a lot of them. 1045 01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:47,560 What are you doing'? 1046 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:48,692 - I can't authorize this kind of action. 1047 01:04:49,018 --> 01:04:50,520 Nobody asked you to authorize it. 1048 01:04:50,854 --> 01:04:52,231 Stop this now. 1049 01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:53,465 Agent Manners your orders are to observe, 1050 01:04:53,790 --> 01:04:55,030 restrain, and entrap. 1051 01:04:55,358 --> 01:04:56,428 Not question directives. 1052 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:57,568 You see what's out there? 1053 01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:58,736 What's out there is my proof. 1054 01:04:59,062 --> 01:05:00,200 Yeah, well fuck that. 1055 01:05:05,101 --> 01:05:07,206 Get him out of here now. 1056 01:05:10,774 --> 01:05:11,548 Come on. 1057 01:05:21,451 --> 01:05:22,486 Come on, come on hurry up. 1058 01:05:22,819 --> 01:05:23,320 Hurry UP- 1059 01:05:23,653 --> 01:05:24,757 Move it. 1060 01:05:32,328 --> 01:05:33,500 Damn, it's locked. 1061 01:05:33,830 --> 01:05:34,399 Stand back. 1062 01:05:34,731 --> 01:05:36,267 - No, don't do that you'll blow the place. 1063 01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:38,237 Where's the fucking key? 1064 01:05:38,568 --> 01:05:39,171 Oh heck. 1065 01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:45,616 Don't leave without me. 1066 01:06:21,878 --> 01:06:23,380 Come on, come on. 1067 01:06:24,380 --> 01:06:25,723 Come on, come on. 1068 01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:36,065 Sam! 1069 01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,404 Sam where are you'? 1070 01:06:49,038 --> 01:06:49,743 Oh shoot. 1071 01:06:55,879 --> 01:06:56,516 Come on. 1072 01:06:57,747 --> 01:06:59,749 Pick 'em up, pick 'em up. 1073 01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:05,191 No. 1074 01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:12,934 Sam we can't breathe here. 1075 01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:15,934 Don't leave me! 1076 01:07:16,266 --> 01:07:17,108 Help me, help me. 1077 01:07:17,433 --> 01:07:18,036 Help me please. 1078 01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:19,703 I got the key Paul. 1079 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,947 That one, that one, try that one. 1080 01:07:22,272 --> 01:07:22,875 I don't think that's- 1081 01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:24,184 Try it. 1082 01:07:24,507 --> 01:07:26,180 Easy Paul that's not it. 1083 01:07:26,509 --> 01:07:27,214 That one. 1084 01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:30,885 Paul, you're chocking me. 1085 01:07:31,214 --> 01:07:33,626 Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on. 1086 01:07:33,950 --> 01:07:36,453 Let's go, let's go, let's get out of here. 1087 01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:37,958 Killer snowmen. 1088 01:07:42,225 --> 01:07:45,104 Hurry, hurry, hurry he's coming. 1089 01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:47,803 I got it. 1090 01:07:48,131 --> 01:07:48,939 Hurry up, hurry UP- 1091 01:07:49,265 --> 01:07:50,938 All right, come on. 1092 01:07:51,267 --> 01:07:54,248 Come on, women and cowards first. 1093 01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:55,447 Come on go. 1094 01:07:56,406 --> 01:07:57,976 Give me his legs, give me his legs. 1095 01:07:58,308 --> 01:07:59,218 I'm sorry Jack. 1096 01:07:59,542 --> 01:08:00,145 Shut up. 1097 01:08:01,611 --> 01:08:03,488 Paul, Paul, need a forklift? 1098 01:08:03,813 --> 01:08:04,314 Come on. 1099 01:08:08,818 --> 01:08:10,092 ' Push! 1100 01:08:22,799 --> 01:08:24,506 Come on. 1101 01:08:24,834 --> 01:08:25,608 Come on, come on. 1102 01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:26,504 Run. 1103 01:08:29,839 --> 01:08:30,783 Come on, shoot it. 1104 01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:32,780 Those are not your orders. 1105 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:35,089 - I hope somebody remembered to put out the cat. 1106 01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:37,416 Oh shit! 1107 01:08:52,362 --> 01:08:53,966 We got him, we got him. 1108 01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:54,798 It's over now. 1109 01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:56,166 I don't know Paul. 1110 01:09:00,703 --> 01:09:02,341 - I told you I'd take it out for you and I did. 1111 01:09:02,672 --> 01:09:04,049 He's come back before. 1112 01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:15,860 Oh maybe Manley's right. 1113 01:09:16,185 --> 01:09:16,959 What could have survived that? 1114 01:09:17,286 --> 01:09:19,664 Look ma, I'm a Picasso. 1115 01:09:26,195 --> 01:09:27,071 You got to be shitting me. 1116 01:09:27,397 --> 01:09:27,898 Come on! 1117 01:09:28,231 --> 01:09:28,868 Run! 1118 01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:34,204 - I'll be back when I pull myself together. 1119 01:09:39,909 --> 01:09:42,150 Hey, anyone got an aspirin? 1120 01:09:45,081 --> 01:09:45,718 Oh my head. 1121 01:09:46,049 --> 01:09:47,221 Your place or mine? 1122 01:09:47,550 --> 01:09:48,051 Yours. 1123 01:09:48,384 --> 01:09:49,021 Come on. 1124 01:09:49,986 --> 01:09:51,192 What the hell was that Sam'? 1125 01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:52,363 It was a god damn snowman. 1126 01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:53,360 Look, we're all gonna have to 1127 01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:54,725 fight this thing together. 1128 01:09:55,058 --> 01:09:56,002 Tell us what's out there'? 1129 01:09:56,325 --> 01:09:57,668 Look, I need everybody here to work 1130 01:09:57,994 --> 01:09:59,029 with me on this, all right. 1131 01:09:59,362 --> 01:10:00,432 I need you to stay calm. 1132 01:10:00,763 --> 01:10:02,106 I need you to trust these people. 1133 01:10:02,432 --> 01:10:04,002 - Why in the hell should we trust these guys? 1134 01:10:04,333 --> 01:10:05,676 - Because we mightjust be your only hope. 1135 01:10:06,002 --> 01:10:07,174 That's right. 1136 01:10:08,271 --> 01:10:10,615 Sam, Sam wait, wait. 1137 01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:14,715 - They're gonna send in some kind of snowmobile 1138 01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:16,114 two hours at most. 1139 01:10:17,613 --> 01:10:18,785 Too late, now cut the crap. 1140 01:10:19,115 --> 01:10:20,185 I want to know who the hell you are. 1141 01:10:20,516 --> 01:10:21,256 - Let's just say we're in damage control. 1142 01:10:21,584 --> 01:10:23,120 You I don't care about. 1143 01:10:23,453 --> 01:10:25,694 I want to know where you fit in. 1144 01:10:26,022 --> 01:10:27,126 Listen to me! 1145 01:10:27,457 --> 01:10:28,527 We're in this together. 1146 01:10:28,858 --> 01:10:31,395 That thing has got to be destroyed. 1147 01:10:31,728 --> 01:10:33,799 What exactly are we up against? 1148 01:10:34,130 --> 01:10:34,870 - Not even the Secretary of Defense knows 1149 01:10:35,198 --> 01:10:36,575 what I'm going. 1150 01:10:38,801 --> 01:10:39,575 Thank you. 1151 01:10:39,902 --> 01:10:40,642 No problem. 1152 01:10:40,970 --> 01:10:41,914 Do something. 1153 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:42,739 Like what? 1154 01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:45,382 Teach him how to shoot better? 1155 01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:48,484 Welcome to the team doc. 1156 01:10:48,811 --> 01:10:49,881 Now talk to me. 1157 01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:54,592 Jack Frost was an accident. 1158 01:10:55,818 --> 01:10:58,628 It was meant to be next level genetic research. 1159 01:10:58,955 --> 01:11:00,434 To ensure the survival of our race 1160 01:11:00,757 --> 01:11:02,236 through a global holocaust. 1161 01:11:02,558 --> 01:11:04,060 I created an acid that would bond 1162 01:11:04,393 --> 01:11:08,603 a human chromosome helix with an inert material 1163 01:11:08,931 --> 01:11:12,242 so that we could be resurrected in the future. 1164 01:11:12,568 --> 01:11:15,412 But something happened in the accident. 1165 01:11:15,738 --> 01:11:18,947 The snow didn't just store Jack Frost's DNA. 1166 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,845 It's taken on his personality. 1167 01:11:21,177 --> 01:11:21,951 Exactly. 1168 01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,484 You know what that means? 1169 01:11:23,813 --> 01:11:24,814 It means he's killing my friends. 1170 01:11:25,148 --> 01:11:26,024 No Sheriff. 1171 01:11:26,983 --> 01:11:29,862 It means that the soul exists. 1172 01:11:30,186 --> 01:11:32,166 And it's not just some esoteric spiritual 1173 01:11:32,488 --> 01:11:35,697 entity or even a vague electrical force. 1174 01:11:36,025 --> 01:11:37,834 The soul is a chemical. 1175 01:11:39,028 --> 01:11:39,768 You're insane. 1176 01:11:40,096 --> 01:11:40,767 This isn't what we could be talking 1177 01:11:41,097 --> 01:11:42,098 about right now. 1178 01:11:42,431 --> 01:11:44,502 Frost's manifestation is my proof. 1179 01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:46,177 It's invaluable, we cannot destroy it. 1180 01:11:46,502 --> 01:11:47,879 Don't you get it? 1181 01:11:48,204 --> 01:11:49,979 Jack Frost came back here to get at me. 1182 01:11:50,306 --> 01:11:51,307 And he's gonna kill anybody who gets 1183 01:11:51,641 --> 01:11:53,018 in his path. 1184 01:11:53,342 --> 01:11:55,151 If we don't destroy him he's gonna 1185 01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:57,458 kill every last one of us. 1186 01:11:59,382 --> 01:12:01,988 I have no idea how to stop it. 1187 01:12:07,223 --> 01:12:09,169 We have to contain it. 1188 01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:10,129 How? 1189 01:12:10,459 --> 01:12:11,164 We have to put him in an absolutely water 1190 01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:13,633 tight container otherwise he's gonna leak out. 1191 01:12:13,963 --> 01:12:14,464 We can't risk that. 1192 01:12:14,797 --> 01:12:15,332 But to destroy it- 1193 01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:16,643 What do you want us to do Stone? 1194 01:12:16,966 --> 01:12:18,172 Wait till spring and see if he melts? 1195 01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:20,208 - Wait, what about the furnace down in the basement? 1196 01:12:20,536 --> 01:12:22,140 Surely that's hot enough to destroy him. 1197 01:12:22,471 --> 01:12:23,313 Well we tried blowing him up. 1198 01:12:23,639 --> 01:12:25,050 It just pissed him off. 1199 01:12:25,374 --> 01:12:28,548 - I suppose it's possible that the sustained 1200 01:12:28,878 --> 01:12:30,380 heat could agitate the molecules 1201 01:12:30,713 --> 01:12:32,590 sufficiently to destroy the helix. 1202 01:12:32,915 --> 01:12:35,759 - Fine, fine, but how the hell do we lure him down there? 1203 01:12:36,085 --> 01:12:37,689 We don't lure him. 1204 01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:38,896 We force him. 1205 01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:47,334 What if he doesn't show? 1206 01:12:47,663 --> 01:12:50,439 Jack was never one to miss a party. 1207 01:12:55,905 --> 01:12:57,009 You know I remember a night like this 1208 01:12:57,340 --> 01:12:58,114 back in '79. 1209 01:12:59,175 --> 01:13:00,347 There were three of us holed up- 1210 01:13:00,676 --> 01:13:01,677 Shh, shh, shh. 1211 01:13:02,011 --> 01:13:02,785 What? 1212 01:13:03,112 --> 01:13:04,352 You feel that? 1213 01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:05,420 Feel what? 1214 01:13:05,748 --> 01:13:07,125 I don't feel anyihing. 1215 01:13:07,450 --> 01:13:08,622 You don't feel that? 1216 01:13:08,951 --> 01:13:11,795 - A stampede of buffalo coming over the hill? 1217 01:13:12,121 --> 01:13:13,293 What the hell is that? 1218 01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:20,465 - I think Jack's about to make an entrance. 1219 01:13:26,969 --> 01:13:27,640 Hey Jack! 1220 01:13:27,970 --> 01:13:28,778 What? 1221 01:13:29,105 --> 01:13:31,085 You left a 7110 split. 1222 01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:32,784 Why you, oh shit. 1223 01:13:39,448 --> 01:13:41,792 Can't we talk this over'? 1224 01:13:42,118 --> 01:13:44,894 It's hot, it's hot, oh great another one. 1225 01:13:45,221 --> 01:13:47,167 My hair is dry fellas. 1226 01:14:00,403 --> 01:14:01,677 My face is melting. 1227 01:14:02,004 --> 01:14:03,244 MY EYES, my nose. 1228 01:14:04,473 --> 01:14:05,451 Oh that was- 1229 01:14:12,148 --> 01:14:12,853 No, no, no. 1230 01:14:29,799 --> 01:14:31,278 We iced him. 1231 01:14:41,877 --> 01:14:42,651 Oh baby. 1232 01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:45,352 Is it finished? 1233 01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:47,024 Oh yeah, it's all gone honey. 1234 01:14:47,350 --> 01:14:48,124 Poof like magic. 1235 01:14:48,451 --> 01:14:50,829 I told you the snowman did it. 1236 01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:52,496 I need for you to get to a phone. 1237 01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:53,857 We're gonna need some medical help. 1238 01:14:54,190 --> 01:14:55,863 I love you too. 1239 01:14:56,192 --> 01:14:56,829 What about me'? 1240 01:14:57,159 --> 01:14:58,832 - No, you're gonna stick with dad, okay. 1241 01:14:59,161 --> 01:15:01,539 Fastest blow dryer in the west. 1242 01:15:20,649 --> 01:15:22,822 You know, at least you've still 1243 01:15:23,152 --> 01:15:24,893 got your records, right. 1244 01:15:27,923 --> 01:15:28,697 You know it's at a time like this 1245 01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:32,939 when I think all we can do is turn our eyes 1246 01:15:33,262 --> 01:15:35,833 to the heaven's and say, oh shit. 1247 01:15:45,107 --> 01:15:45,881 Blow me. 1248 01:15:52,081 --> 01:15:52,582 Frost bite. 1249 01:15:52,915 --> 01:15:54,861 Next time we'll use mistletoe. 1250 01:15:58,387 --> 01:15:59,730 I need floss. 1251 01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:02,229 P- Please we know it's you Jack. 1252 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:03,969 Bah humbug. 1253 01:16:04,293 --> 01:16:05,203 Wait, wait. 1254 01:16:06,128 --> 01:16:07,732 I can help you. 1255 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:09,236 Maybe turn you back. 1256 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:10,873 But I'm having so much fun just 1257 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,042 the way I am. 1258 01:16:12,368 --> 01:16:13,142 Wait, wait, wait. 1259 01:16:13,469 --> 01:16:15,244 Then tell me what it's like to have 1260 01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:18,814 breached death, a dream of every man on earth. 1261 01:16:19,141 --> 01:16:20,484 You're immoral. 1262 01:16:20,810 --> 01:16:21,618 How does that feel? 1263 01:16:21,944 --> 01:16:23,321 Oh it feels cold! 1264 01:16:27,750 --> 01:16:29,093 Put it on your head. 1265 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:30,328 It's cold out here. 1266 01:16:32,988 --> 01:16:34,433 Listen I want you to wait in here forjust a minute. 1267 01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:36,896 I've got to talk to this guy. 1268 01:16:37,226 --> 01:16:38,466 Here. 1269 01:17:12,094 --> 01:17:12,834 Fuck it. 1270 01:17:32,681 --> 01:17:33,318 ' Ryan! 1271 01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:34,525 Dad. 1272 01:17:34,850 --> 01:17:36,386 Ryan open the door. 1273 01:17:37,620 --> 01:17:38,291 Quick, quick. 1274 01:17:38,621 --> 01:17:39,827 I'm scared dad. 1275 01:17:42,725 --> 01:17:44,671 Don't eat yellow snow. 1276 01:17:45,895 --> 01:17:47,067 Where's the key'? 1277 01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,917 Where's he going'? 1278 01:18:01,243 --> 01:18:01,744 It's coming in. 1279 01:18:02,077 --> 01:18:04,182 - Don't touch it, don't let the water touch you. 1280 01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:04,991 Come here. 1281 01:18:05,314 --> 01:18:05,815 Get over here. 1282 01:18:06,148 --> 01:18:06,649 Now don't let it touch you. 1283 01:18:06,982 --> 01:18:08,086 Don't touch the water. 1284 01:18:08,417 --> 01:18:09,054 Here. 1285 01:18:11,487 --> 01:18:12,022 Dad. 1286 01:18:19,261 --> 01:18:20,763 Come on, come on. 1287 01:18:24,166 --> 01:18:25,372 Come on, come on. 1288 01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:29,012 I think your engine's flooded. 1289 01:18:30,773 --> 01:18:31,274 Locked. 1290 01:18:33,409 --> 01:18:34,410 Oh what a. 1291 01:18:34,743 --> 01:18:36,017 Go, hurry Ryan. 1292 01:18:36,345 --> 01:18:37,119 That a boy. 1293 01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:38,891 It's just you and me baby. 1294 01:18:49,792 --> 01:18:50,736 It's burning. 1295 01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:51,697 He's burning. 1296 01:18:52,027 --> 01:18:54,268 The oatmeal is making him burn. 1297 01:18:54,597 --> 01:18:56,076 Buddy what did you put in those oats? 1298 01:18:56,398 --> 01:18:57,103 . Sci"!- 1299 01:18:57,433 --> 01:18:58,309 No it's a good thing that you did. 1300 01:18:58,634 --> 01:18:59,738 I didn't want you to get cold. 1301 01:19:00,069 --> 01:19:01,946 Honey what did you put in the oats? 1302 01:19:02,271 --> 01:19:03,249 Anti-Freeze. 1303 01:19:06,542 --> 01:19:07,418 I'm sorry. 1304 01:19:09,378 --> 01:19:11,324 You are so fucking dead. 1305 01:19:12,915 --> 01:19:15,486 Just what I was thinking Jack. 1306 01:19:18,721 --> 01:19:20,792 I can see your house from up here. 1307 01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:29,167 - Anti-freeze, anti-freeze, you got any anti-freeze'? 1308 01:19:29,498 --> 01:19:30,476 Oh yeah, yeah, I just got a load- 1309 01:19:30,799 --> 01:19:34,941 - Oh, somebody get me the number of that truck. 1310 01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:36,079 I want you to get the anti-freeze. 1311 01:19:36,405 --> 01:19:37,247 - Okay. Put it in the truck. 1312 01:19:37,573 --> 01:19:38,074 - Right. I want you to be back here 1313 01:19:38,407 --> 01:19:39,351 in five minutes. 1314 01:19:39,675 --> 01:19:40,346 Five minutes Paul. 1315 01:19:40,676 --> 01:19:41,450 Exactly five minutes. 1316 01:19:41,777 --> 01:19:42,278 Okay. 1317 01:19:42,611 --> 01:19:43,112 - All right'? What about Ryan'? 1318 01:19:43,445 --> 01:19:44,014 Ryan, go with Paul. 1319 01:19:44,346 --> 01:19:45,120 Get in the truck babe. 1320 01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:45,948 Five minutes Paul. 1321 01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:47,090 All right. 1322 01:19:50,486 --> 01:19:52,124 - Looks like it's just you and me Jack. 1323 01:19:52,454 --> 01:19:54,627 And then there was one. 1324 01:19:54,957 --> 01:19:55,458 Hey Jack! 1325 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:56,292 What? 1326 01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:58,195 - What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women? 1327 01:19:58,527 --> 01:20:00,200 I don't know. 1328 01:20:00,529 --> 01:20:01,872 No balls. 1329 01:20:02,197 --> 01:20:03,938 I'll finish this. 1330 01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:36,867 Ryan stay there. 1331 01:21:03,592 --> 01:21:04,832 " Go away! 1332 01:21:06,095 --> 01:21:07,073 " We're busy! 1333 01:21:08,497 --> 01:21:09,908 It's my husband. 1334 01:21:10,232 --> 01:21:11,370 Ryan, Ryan don't move. 1335 01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:12,269 It'll all be over soon. 1336 01:21:12,601 --> 01:21:13,579 Okay. 1337 01:21:15,904 --> 01:21:17,281 Under the bed, the closet. 1338 01:21:17,606 --> 01:21:18,243 Just hide. 1339 01:21:56,211 --> 01:21:59,124 Those stairs were a killer. 1340 01:22:10,793 --> 01:22:13,137 Is it cold in here or is it just me? 1341 01:22:14,463 --> 01:22:15,339 Shall we dance? 1342 01:22:16,732 --> 01:22:18,769 Oh, I feel a hug coming on. 1343 01:22:21,737 --> 01:22:24,650 Oh yeah, you have been the best so far. 1344 01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:28,448 Listen, I've got a point I'd like to make. 1345 01:22:30,312 --> 01:22:31,655 Quit wriggling will ya'? 1346 01:22:31,980 --> 01:22:34,290 Oh, just a minute, let me see. 1347 01:22:35,851 --> 01:22:38,525 Oh I think it is, I think I got some flesh. 1348 01:22:40,355 --> 01:22:40,992 Oh yeah. 1349 01:22:43,258 --> 01:22:47,331 Oh, looks like I got right to the heart of the matter. 1350 01:22:50,032 --> 01:22:50,942 It's a gusher. 1351 01:22:52,935 --> 01:22:55,472 You're not gonna get my family. 1352 01:22:56,939 --> 01:22:58,941 Oh, going, going, gone. 1353 01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:04,113 I'm really looking forward to your wife dead man. 1354 01:23:13,822 --> 01:23:16,063 It's the cavalry asshole. 1355 01:23:49,358 --> 01:23:50,063 Come on honey! 1356 01:23:50,392 --> 01:23:51,427 Come on honey! 1357 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:52,602 Come on baby! 1358 01:24:17,719 --> 01:24:19,130 Poof 1359 01:24:19,454 --> 01:24:20,558 All gone. 1360 01:24:20,889 --> 01:24:21,731 Yes. 1361 01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:23,536 Oh bravo, praise be to God. 1362 01:24:23,859 --> 01:24:25,065 Praise be to God. 1363 01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:30,376 Dad, you forgot this arm. 1364 01:24:30,699 --> 01:24:31,803 No Ryan! 1365 01:24:32,134 --> 01:24:32,703 _ Help. 1366 01:24:33,035 --> 01:24:33,536 Drop him. 1367 01:25:07,836 --> 01:25:10,407 - May no one break the seal of holy earth 1368 01:25:10,739 --> 01:25:13,117 by which we now inter this evil 1369 01:25:14,409 --> 01:25:16,685 on consecrated ground. 1370 01:25:17,012 --> 01:25:20,983 J1 Round yon virgin mother and- J1 1371 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:33,766 - Looks like the calvary has finally arrived. 1372 01:25:35,664 --> 01:25:38,838 So what do we tell the FBI Sam? 1373 01:25:39,167 --> 01:25:41,147 Tell them it's too late. 1374 01:25:42,938 --> 01:25:46,351 J1 Sleep in heavenly peace 1375 01:25:53,348 --> 01:25:57,455 J1 Sleep in heavenly peace J1 91580

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