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Doris.

GREEN DOOR

GREEN DOOR

You head out early every day and come home late at night.

What the hell are you doing?

I told you.

This huge order is really important to our company.

Do you understand that?

Both of you.

Can we communicate rationally?

I have nothing to say to her.

You have so many employees in your company.

Why do you have to do things yourself?

Because I'm the owner.

I have to entertain our clients.

It shows respect.

By entertaining them? That shows respect?

I have to entertain them.

Make them happy.

It's normal for a business owner.

I work hard for you.

I work hard for this family.

For this family?

Our children never see their dad.

I never see my husband.

- How is that a family? - Quiet!

What you two need

is a divorce attorney.

PSYCHOLOGICAL COUNSELING OFFICE

Are you kidding me?

We paid you money to have you help us solve our marital issues.

Now you want us to find a divorce attorney?

Mr. Huang,

ever since we started,

you've never listened to my advice.

Are you really here for counseling?

Anyway, we paid you,

so you have to tell us what to do.

I told you. You wouldn't listen.

But do I have to tell you?

You're always blaming others.

It's never you.

It's never your problem.

Hey, be straight with me here.

What do you mean?

It's not your problem.

You both have problems.

Hey.

What do you mean by that?

Yes.

What kind of psychologist are you?

If you don't approve of me, you can find someone else.

Who do you think you are?

You're so snobby.

You probably don't know who I am.

Believe it or not,

I can make your life hell in Taiwan.

Our time is up.

Please leave.

What now?

What does he mean?

Lunatic.

All right, let's go.

This is the bill for your session today.

It's 2,000 dollars in total.

Your service sucks.

How dare you charge me?

Ms. Liu.

Tell that lunatic in there.

I hope his license gets suspended and this place goes down.

I acknowledge that.

Take care.

It's the fifth time this month.

The fifth time I didn't get paid?

The fifth time you pissed off a client.

Sung-yen, we're already not getting a lot of cases.

If you keep pissing your clients off, Green Door won't survive.

Have you ever thought about why they complain?

Feeling desperate?

If you have a problem with my style,

you can go work at a hospital and be an intern there.

Why don't you work at a hospital?

You don't like hospitals, right?

But whether it's at a hospital or your own office,

you shouldn't piss off your clients.

- This is... - Also, I remember that

you should never give people advice they can follow right away.

You shouldn't have told them to get divorced.

They don't need me.

What they need is a divorce attorney.

I'm still an intern. I don't have your professional judgment.

This is my office.

If you have a problem with me,

stop coming here.

I don't have a problem with you, but Mr. Huang has a big problem with you.

If he complains to the person who referred him...

This is Green Door, hello?

It's her on the phone. Yu-mei wants to talk to you.

You jinxed it.

Hello?

Yu-mei.

You're here.

- Let's go. - Okay.

What would you like to eat today?

He would like the grilled salmon with asparagus.

No nuts in the sauce. He's allergic to them.

And then,

I'd like a French chicken roll.

Thank you.

- Some sparkling water, please? - Of course.

We have so much to talk about today.

Do you want some?

So...

About Mr. Huang...

It's fine.

I spent a lot of time to finally assuage him.

You can only pay me back with this meal.

If you're so worried, why did you piss him off?

I wasn't trying to.

They have serious problems.

They're very influential in the business world.

Normal people can't afford a consultation

that's 2,000 dollars per hour.

Private clinics need a good reputation.

Just hold it in.

If they only want to listen to good things,

what they need is a fan group,

not a psychologist.

This isn't the States.

What you do in the States doesn't work here in Taiwan.

Sung-yen.

I respect your professional skills.

But I only have so many contacts.

If you piss them all off,

I won't know what to do.

Really?

Then, stop referring clients to me.

How are you going to survive?

You just started out in Taiwan.

I can find a way to survive without relying on you.

Are you sure?

What if nobody comes this week?

That won't happen.

Okay.

Let's bet on it.

During this week,

you'll have to find someone who'll pay you for your services.

The loser has to fulfill one request from the other person, okay?

Any request?

Sure.

Minus 22,000 dollars...

Consultation...

Divided by 2,000...

Six.

Six hours.

If it's once per week,

all I need is two clients to make a profit.

Hello.

Good morning.

You're in good spirits.

I forgot about your bonus.

What are you...

Calculating your profits?

No. It's just math.

I'm just practicing math.

I do it regularly.

How did it go with Yu-mei?

I see that you guys had fun.

I'm telling you,

from now on, I'm not going to rely on her anymore.

We have to take care of ourselves.

I created a fan page for Green Door.

Two people liked our page.

Isn't that awesome?

Are those your own accounts?

Having a fan page doesn't guarantee business.

You shouldn't place all your hopes on social media.

You're so pessimistic.

How do you know if you don't try?

This is Green Door, hello?

Dear customer,

your telephone bill this month is 1,769 dollars. Please pay before...

Why did you hang up on a client?

I'll let you work. I'm going to make coffee.

I shouldn't have made that bet with Yu-mei.

Shen Chin-fa.

Where are you going to run now?

- Get him! - Shut up!

Fuck!

Where did he go?

Don't let him get away.

Check downstairs.

He's right here. Over here!

- Damn it! Stop! - Get back here!

Got him.

What?

What the fuck?

Sorry...

- Go get him. - I'm sorry.

Out of the way!

Fuck!

Fuck you!

What?

What do you want?

Fuck you!

Out of the way!

Get out of here.

Fuck!

Stop!

Stop running!

- Come at me! - Come on!

Lung.

Fuck you!

Come on!

Fuck you!

That's enough.

Chin-fa.

It's been two years.

I've been waiting for you.

I even dreamed of you.

Come and see the boss with me.

Come on.

- Get up. - Fine. I'll go with you.

I'll go.

Fuck!

Get him!

Hurry up!

Check up there. Hurry.

He's right here.

Where are you going to run?

What are you looking at?

Jump if you have the guts.

Fuck. He really jumped.

Out of the way!

Damn it.

The number you have dialed is unavailable.

You will be charged after the beep.

Where are you?

I've been waiting for over two hours.

I just left.

Help me...

Help me...

Help me...

Help me...

YANG

Ms. Yu.

Can you hear me?

Ms. Yu?

She's awake.

You're awake.

Hsiu-chi.

You scared me to death, Hsiu-chi.

What the heck?

Hsiu-chi.

What...

What's wrong with your throat?

We're at a hospital. You're safe now.

Lie down, okay?

Hsiu-chi. What's wrong with you?

Get some rest.

- Get off of me! - Hsiu-chi.

Hsiu-chi.

What's wrong?

- Where am I? - Hsiu-chi.

Calm down, Hsiu-chi.

Stop touching me! Fuck!

- Ms. Yu, calm down. - Calm down.

Hurry.

- Why am I here? - Ms. Yu.

Get me a sedative.

- Stop! - Hsiu-chi.

Get me a sedative.

- Hurry up. - Here. Let me do it.

What are you doing?

Hsiu-chi.

You're all right.

It's okay.

Be good, it's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Ms. Yu Hsiu-chi.

I'm coming in.

CRIME SCENE. DO NOT ENTER.

You shouldn't be here.

- What are you trying to do? - Can't I have a look?

Leave.

BARBER SHOP

Sir, what happened over there?

It was a mob fight.

They made a lot of noise last night.

There was a man who got cut up.

I was so scared, I almost shit my pants.

Where did he go? Where is he?

He's dead.

Dead?

Fuck! That's nonsense!

I'll have someone kill you. Fuck!

It's true.

I saw them cover him with a white cloth and carry him away.

You don't believe me? I have proof.

GANGSTER FIGHT IN XIMENDING CAUSES ONE DEATH

MARCH

You can leave now.

I guess the people in Taipei

are still mentally healthy today.

Why is it broken again?

Is anyone there?

Hello?

Do you want to add an egg?

Do you want it spicy?

It's better with an egg and spices.

Miss, you're so pretty.

How about I treat you to this meal?

Who are you calling "miss"?

Do I look like a hooker?

Have you not gotten laid in a while? Fuck you.

Don't be so mean.

Go to a doctor if you're crazy.

I was just being nice.

Fuck you for being nice.

Are you fucking blind or something?

I'm a fucking man. I have a penis.

Do you want to get beaten up?

Is that what you want?

Fuck you.

Miss.

Do you have Gender Identity Disorder?

If anyone calls me "miss" again,

I'm going to fuck them up.

No, but I can help you. My clinic is nearby.

Wait a second.

Miss, this is my card.

GREEN DOOR

Miss...

Sir.

You can't smoke here.

Let's start.

Please have a seat.

I'll ask you some basic information.

And then, there's a contract here.

Please sign it.

It's to protect our rights.

What's your name?

Shen Chin-fa.

That's a very manly name.

That's my real name.

All right.

Shen Chin-fa.

Sir.

Has something happened to you lately?

I'm actually dead.

For a dead person, you're looking very healthy.

I'm not fucking kidding.

I'm dead.

Look.

This is me. I'm dead.

When I woke up in the hospital, I was in this body.

I became a woman.

Isn't that crazy?

So you mean that

after you died, you turned into this woman.

I didn't turn into her.

I'm trapped in this body.

Do you understand me?

So after you died,

your soul went into this woman's body.

Yes, like in the movies.

Then, what did you do

when you were alive?

I was a mechanic.

A mechanic that was hunted down by gangsters?

Mr. Shen.

If you need my help, you shouldn't hide anything.

I was in a gang in Hualien.

Okay?

The owner of this body, do you know her?

How would I know her?

Can you try to think about it?

It's difficult for me to help you.

I just know that her lover is a legislator.

I don't know anything else.

Most of the time, I'm not even awake.

Not awake?

- Do you have some kind of illness? - Illness?

It's like...

It's like being drunk.

I don't remember anything.

Yes. It's like I passed out.

Mr. Shen.

I know what's wrong with you.

If it's possible, let's schedule your next appointment.

Wait a second.

That's it?

Didn't you say you can help me?

I can't just solve your problems in an hour.

Next time we meet, you'll have to pay me.

Each session is 50 minutes

and costs 2,000 dollars.

Fuck. Two thousand?

Who do you think you are? Jacky Wu?

You talk for a bit and ask for 2,000 dollars?

Fuck. You should give me money.

Fuck you!

Fraud.

Mr. Shen.

If it's about the fee, we can talk about it.

Stop pretending to be nice.

I was never here.

You got hit by a woman who thinks she's a ghost?

This ghost was in a gang.

Could it be the legendary Dissociative Identity Disorder?

So you think that he's not a ghost?

I'm an atheist.

Unless I see something supernatural happen,

I tend to look for scientific explanations.

What do you think?

I hope that

Shen Chin-fa

is really a ghost.

The concept of the soul has always caused disputes.

It's kind of different from how psychology looks at human minds.

That's why it's a good opportunity.

Maybe I could become the first psychologist to talk to a ghost.

Sung-yen.

If Shen Chin-fa comes in again, let me observe the session.

You're interested?

Of course.

A DID patient who thinks he's a ghost.

It's a rare case.

But...

he's very violent.

It's dangerous.

I'm trained in judo and kendo.

It would probably be safer if I'm there with you.

Really?

But I don't know whether he'll come again or not.

I think it's unlikely.

By the way,

your bet with Yu-mei ends today.

Today is March eighth?

Damn it.

YU-MEI: HAVE YOU EATEN? I MISS YOU. FOUND A CLIENT?

I thought you would beg me to extend your time.

I'm surprised that you gave up so soon.

It's no use fighting it.

Now, I finally understand how hard it is to own a practice.

I really admire your dad.

He's able to run such a big hospital.

Do you want to meet up with my dad?

He can give you some management advice.

No.

Practice is more important than theory.

I'll figure it out myself.

You just don't want to meet my dad.

What do you want me to do?

I'm like a fish on the cutting board.

Do you want to be prepared raw or do you want to be cooked?

I hope you'll be merciful and let me go.

I can't do that.

It's bad for the environment.

I'll have to keep you on my dinner table to protect everyone else.

Why are we here?

I want to give you a surprise.

Ms. Hung.

Mr. Wei.

Hello.

- Hello. - Hello.

Please have some tea.

- I'll be over in a bit. - Okay.

How did you know I was looking for her?

You were looking for her?

So you've arranged everything?

Of course.

I have a whole plan.

It's kind of rough still.

Sung-yen.

I'm so happy you feel the same way.

Remember when we went on our first date to listen to Professor Podick's lecture?

It's Podrick.

Of course, I remember.

You stood in line all night just to give me a surprise.

Yes, Podrick.

See?

To get to know you, I did something I've never done before.

I even listened to a lecture by a professor

whose name I can't even pronounce.

From graduate school to the working field,

from the States to Taiwan,

over these seven years,

we kept our long distance relationship alive.

I think that we can start our next chapter now.

Ms. Hung, Mr. Wei,

these are the rings we've picked out for you.

Sung-yen,

I want to be with you forever.

- Congratulations! - Congratulations!

How wonderful.

Congratulations.

I think you might have misunderstood me.

Sung-yen.

I brought you here to look at some rings.

Don't think too much.

Excuse me.

I'd like to look at some other items.

Could you show them to me?

Of course.

Here, Andrew.

Can you help Ms. Hung?

- This way, please. - Thank you.

Mr. Wei.

Do you want to try on these rings?

Mr. Wei.

Let's try on some rings.

Okay.

It fits.

You don't want to leave it on?

It's fine.

Okay, then.

I'll wrap it for you.

Would you like to look at anything else?

You don't look well.

You can tell?

I've been in the hospital for the past few days.

May I ask for what reason?

Well...

I tripped and fell.

You fell?

You had to stay in the hospital for that?

I'm a psychologist.

Could you tell me more about what happened?

Sung-yen, what are you thinking about?

I ran into Shen Chin-fa yesterday at a jewelry store.

No.

I should say Yu Hsiu-chi.

Is that the body that his soul took?

This case is very strange.

The day Shen Chin-fa had the accident,

Yu Hsiu-chi was just passing by.

She witnessed Shen Chin-fa's death.

So you mean that Ms. Yu doesn't have typical DID,

instead, she...

- She got psychosis from the shock. - She's possessed by a spirit.

By the way, why were you in a jewelry store?

Yu-mei...

She wants to get married.

Do you?

Do all girls

dream about getting married?

It depends on the person.

I can't answer for her.

Hold on.

Thanks.

Sung-yen, are you okay?

I need to lie down.

Is the power out?

The electricity has been weird.

I'll tell the landlord.

Sung-yen.

Sung-yen, are you okay?

What is it?

Am I dreaming?

Subtitle translation by Sophie Chang