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So thanks for coming by, guys.
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We wanted to bounce some ideas off
of you about the wedding ceremony.
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Oh.
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- What's the matter? Are you okay?
- Yeah, it's just...
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Monica said "wedding."
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Uh, so we wanted to know if one of you
would like to read something.
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Okay, yeah, I guess I can do that too.
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Too?
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Yeah, I kind of, ahem, have something else
planned for you guys.
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- Do you mind telling us what it is?
- Sorry.
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I'm kind of keeping this one
on the QT.
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Well, whatever it is,
I hope it involves winking.
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- Hey.
ALL: Hey.
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So I talked to one of the DOOL writers...
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- What is DOOL?
- Days Of Our Lives.
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You're not gonna believe it.
My character is coming out of his coma!
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- That's wonderful.
- Wow, Joey.
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And not only that.
I'm getting a new brain!
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So great things are happening at work
and in your personal life.
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What do you mean
you're getting a new brain?
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They're killing off one of the characters,
and when she dies...
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...and her brain is being transplanted
into my body.
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Heh, what? A brain transplant?
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It's ridiculous.
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I think it's ridiculous that you haven't
had sex in three and a half months.
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It's winter.
There are fewer people on the street.
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Who are they killing off?
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Uh, Cecilia Monroe.
She plays Jessica Lockhart.
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- No!
- No!
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She is so good at throwing drinks
in people's faces.
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I don't think I've ever seen
her finish a beverage.
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The way she slaps people.
Wouldn't you love to do that?
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Don't do it.
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And she's been on the show forever.
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- It's gonna be really hard to fill her shoes.
- Yeah.
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Help me out here. When you...
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When you come out
of the "brain transplant"...
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...you are going to be her?
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Yes, but in Drake Ramoray's body.
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[STAMMERS]
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Why is this so hard for you to get?
I thought you were a scientist.
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Rach, so that guy there:
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Straight or gay?
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RACHEL:
Oh.
45
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Oh, yeah, he's too cute
to be straight. Ha, ha.
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Ooh, Knockers will help us
figure it out.
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All right, straight.
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And not subtle.
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- He left his cell phone.
- Oh?
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We could hand it to Gunther,
he'll put it in lost and found.
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Or we could use it to call China,
see how those guys are doing.
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What if, uh, he calls his own cell phone
to find out who found it, and I answer...
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...and we start talking
and we fell in love?
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Wouldn't that be a great story?
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- Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age.
- Yeah.
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That does sound great.
I'm gonna get the phone.
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What? Wait.
Why do you get the story?
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I don't know. I haven't been
out on a date in so long.
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Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
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That wasn't a date. That was friends
getting together and having sex.
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Okay. Great. See, I get the phone.
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No way. You just broke up with Tag
a week ago.
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Yeah, and until now,
I didn't think I would love again.
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- Nice try.
- Hey, wait.
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How do we fairly decide
who gets the phone?
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I don't know.
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Well, um...
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Maybe we could, uh...
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Ah-ha! Too slow! Ha-ha-ha.
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Ah-ha! Too cocky.
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I'm going to date him.
There's nothing you can do.
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Yes, there is.
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What, are you going to kill him
like you did Charles?
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Oh, my baby.
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DIRECTOR:
Cut!
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[APPLAUSE]
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That was a great scene. And that slap
looked so real. How do you do that?
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- Oh, just years of experience.
- Can I get some ice here?
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Anyway, I just wanted to say
how wonderful I think you are.
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You're not the fan who's dying,
are you?
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No, uh, I'm Joey Tribbiani.
We did a scene together yesterday.
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- I'm the guy in the coma.
- Oh, that was a real person?
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I wanted to say, since I'm getting your brain
when you leave the show...
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...I was wondering if there was any tips...
- I'm leaving the show?
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I don't know, why?
Did you hear something?
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- Who told you that?
- Oh, uh...
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- One of the writers.
- Which? Was it bald or was it tall?
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You know, it doesn't matter,
because it is not true.
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Okay. Whoo, eh.
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And if it were true, how dare you come
to me and ask me for tips...
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...about a character I've been playing
for 20 years!
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Miss Monroe... Oh, there you go.
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Okay, look, I have an idea.
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Why don't we see what kind of numbers
he has on his speed dial?
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And then from that, we can tell
who has more in common with him...
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...and whoever does gets the phone.
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- Fine. All right.
- All right.
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- First name on the speed dial is "Mom."
- Oh.
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I lost my mom to suicide.
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Okay, no way.
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You can't use that to get the cute guy
and the last muffin.
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Did I use that already today? I'm sorry.
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"Ben, Carlos, David..."
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Oh, I win. He's got Barney's
on his speed dial.
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So? You don't know
that it's Barney's the store.
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That could be his friend's house,
or a bar, or...
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Who has Barney's the store
on their speed dial?
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His new girlfriend.
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[BAGPIPES DRONING IN DISTANCE]
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[BAGPIPES SCREECHING]
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What is that?
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I think it's the Dying Cat Parade.
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Sounds like it's coming
from across the street.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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The thing that Ross was gonna
do at our wedding?
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He was hanging out with me yesterday
and he said, "You're half Scottish, right?"
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No. There is no way.
It cannot be Ross.
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Unbelievable.
Why is your family Scottish?
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Why is your family Ross?
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He cannot play at our wedding.
Everyone will leave.
121
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I mean, come on. That is just noise!
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It's not even a song.
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Wait. If you listen very carefully, I think...
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...it's "Celebration" by Kool and the Gang.
125
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You're absolutely right.
They are writing me out of the show.
126
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They don't know exactly when it's going
to happen, but apparently it's soon...
127
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...and then that's it.
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I'm sorry. If it was up to me,
you would never leave the show.
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- Yeah, thanks.
- No, I mean it.
130
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I can't believe they'd do this to you.
And to your fans.
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They're gonna be devastated.
Heartbroken. They love you so much.
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Oh, you're right.
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Thank you.
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- What's your name again?
- Uh...
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- Joey.
- Joey. Well, thank you.
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That is so sweet. Oh.
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The... The only reason
I came up to you before...
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...was because, well...
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...because I'm really nervous
about being you.
140
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You know, if you could help me capture
the essence of the character.
141
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Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?
142
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All right, Joey, I will help you.
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Not because I owe it
to this stupid show...
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...but because I owe it to Jessica.
145
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- Oh, that's great. Thank you so much.
- You're so welcome.
146
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I've been watching some tapes.
How's this?
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[IN BRITISH ACCENT] Jessica Lockhart
will never step foot in this place again!
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Ever!
149
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Oh, but, Jessica doesn't have
an English accent.
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I can do an English accent?
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That baby's going on my resume.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Hi, Pheebs. How are you?
- Good.
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Um, Phoebe, remember when we were
in the coffeehouse...
155
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...we decided I was gonna keep
the cute guy's phone?
156
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- Yeah.
- And I was gonna keep it in my purse...
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...so if it rang, I could just pick it up?
- Yeah.
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And then do you remember going
into my purse and stealing the phone?
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Ooh, now you lost me.
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00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,602
- You stole the phone.
- No, I didn't.
161
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:06,813
No? So you're saying that if I called it,
it wouldn't ring?
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00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,148
- No.
- Hmm. Okay.
163
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:11,985
But while you dial, let me show you
the features of my new ringing handbag.
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Mm.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Oh, it does work.
167
00:10:18,075 --> 00:10:20,076
- Phoebe.
- That is a different phone.
168
00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:24,914
Oh, is it? Hello. Yes, hi.
Is Rachel there?
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Yes, she is. Just one moment, please.
It's for me!
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- That is damning evidence.
- Ugh.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Oh, my God. I bet that's him.
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My digital fairy tale's about to begin.
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It's ri...
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Would you stop doing that?
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Hello? Yes, I'm the one
who found your phone.
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- Phoebe, you can't do th...
- Shh, I'm on a call.
178
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Well, yeah, I mean, you could
pick it up tonight. Say, 8:30?
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At my apartment. It's, um...
180
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:03,953
It's, um, 5 Morton Street, apartment 14.
181
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And then maybe, you know, after,
we could grab a bite to eat or whatever.
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Okay. Okay, I'll see you then. Bye.
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You do know that I will be here
when he comes over.
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Oh, and how will you know what time
to come over?
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You just said it.
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00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,183
Oh.
187
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Joey, the essence of the character
is rooted in her confidence.
188
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:37,320
So when Jessica enters a room,
for instance...
189
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...she owns everything...
190
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...and every person in that room.
191
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,663
- You try it.
- Okay.
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Right. Well, he's not mad at the room.
193
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Try it again. He owns it.
He owns the room.
194
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It is his. He owns, owns,
owns the room! He owns it!
195
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It's a little weird,
but it's getting better.
196
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Oh, I'm gonna miss this woman so much.
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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It's been 20 years of my life.
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Hey, hey. Maybe... Maybe, uh...
Maybe this is a good thing.
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You know? Lt'll give you a chance to shake
things up. Play different characters.
200
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You're so talented.
201
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Probably should've just left years ago
when the offers were pouring in...
202
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...but, you know,
I just got so comfy here and...
203
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Ugh, I turned down some amazing work.
204
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,134
- Like what?
- Well...
205
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,887
...let's just say if I'd left 15 years ago...
206
00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:48,808
...the landscape of Mexican
cinema would be very different today.
207
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,479
Wow.
208
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But, well, now...
Now's a different time for me.
209
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,783
Oh, hey, come on. Don't, uh...
Don't do this.
210
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Let me tell you something, okay?
211
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When I watch you do a scene,
I'm thinking, "Boy, she is a great actress."
212
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But... But I'm also thinking, "She is hot."
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You think I'm hot?
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You own the room.
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[CHUCKLES]
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We... We should probably get the...
217
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, we should get...
218
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,820
So when Jessica kisses a man...
219
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...she usually puts, um...
220
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...both her hands on the man's face.
221
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,412
Yeah, I notice that.
Is that because she's so passionate?
222
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:54,958
No, it's because that way
the camera only sees her.
223
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You want to try it?
224
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,091
Yeah, okay.
225
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That was good. That was really good.
226
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,986
But I think that maybe
your hands are just a little off.
227
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,363
- They should be, maybe... Like, right...
- Mm.
228
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,790
Well, I feel like a snack.
229
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:39,669
Do you want some shortbread?
It's Scottish, like you are.
230
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:44,299
Oh, no, thanks. I don't like anything
from my Scottish heritage.
231
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,050
What?
232
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:50,722
Well, it's just that my entire family
was run out of Scotland by...
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...Vikings.
234
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:59,147
It sounds to me like your family's ready
to, uh, rediscover its Scottish roots.
235
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,691
You can't play bagpipes
at the wedding!
236
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,777
How did you know about that?
237
00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:07,280
We heard you play
all the way from your apartment.
238
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,782
Were you the ones who called the cops?
239
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,328
That's not really important right now.
Ahem.
240
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:17,081
What is important is,
while we appreciate the gesture...
241
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:21,461
...we just don't feel that bagpipes
are appropriate for our wedding.
242
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:25,298
- Why not?
- Because we hate them.
243
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:29,302
Just give me a chance to perform for you,
and then decide whatever you want.
244
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:33,056
I'm not gonna tell you what song
I'm gonna play, either. But, uh...
245
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,099
...let's just say when it's over...
246
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:39,103
...I'll bet there'll be
a wee bit o' celebration.
247
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,029
Hey, hey!
248
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,489
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
249
00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,824
[IN UNISON]
Who is it?
250
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,034
TOM:
Hi, It's Tom.
251
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,078
- I'm here to pick up the phone.
- Ah!
252
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,498
Whoa, why do you
get to answer the door?
253
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,501
- Why shouldn't I?
- Because it's my apartment.
254
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,878
Well, then I get to give him the phone.
255
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:07,423
Okay. Good luck explaining
all the calls to China.
256
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,719
Hi.
257
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,101
Wow, how long were we arguing for?
258
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,522
Um, ha, ha.
259
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,941
You're not the man
who left the cell phone.
260
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:28,236
- No, that's my assistant.
- Is he coming?
261
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,697
Um, no.
262
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,324
Could you, uh, give us one second?
263
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,035
- Sure.
- We'll be right back, sir.
264
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:41,124
- Well, what do we do?
- I don't know.
265
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,625
Can you believe this?
266
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:46,045
We were waiting for a hot guy
and an even hotter one shows up.
267
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,922
I know...
268
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,011
What?
269
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,345
Rachel, listen...
270
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:58,725
...if you let me have him,
then I will really owe you one.
271
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,228
All right.
272
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:06,399
All right, Phoebe, I will let you have him.
273
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,776
But you owe me. You owe me big.
274
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:12,488
So which one of you lovely ladies
am I gonna take to dinner, huh?
275
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,824
Oh, that'd be me, sir.
276
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,202
- After you.
- Okay, thank you.
277
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:20,997
[MOUTHS]
Nice.
278
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,881
Well, you certainly own that room.
279
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,551
Actually, I rent the whole place.
280
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,054
And I just got what you meant.
Thank you.
281
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,139
[LAUGHING]
282
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,808
- Hi.
JOEY: Hey.
283
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:45,897
Oh, my God.
284
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:50,401
Aah! Jessica Lockhart!
In my apartment!
285
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,905
I am such a huge fan.
I am such a huge fan.
286
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,490
Well, it's nice to know that...
287
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,201
[YELLS]
Monica! Monica!
288
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:01,204
That, uh... That's my roommate, Rachel.
289
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,498
Oh, that explains
all the women's underwear.
290
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,333
Sure. Yeah.
291
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,128
Oh, my God, it's true!
292
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,464
Oh, my God.
293
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,801
Can I just ask you to do me...
Aw... . Just one favor?
294
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,469
Certainly.
295
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:19,514
Would you slap me?
Would you slap me right here in the face?
296
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:24,268
I'd love to, but my lawyer said
I can't do that anymore.
297
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,356
- All right, here we go.
- Okay.
298
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:31,567
No, wait. Just one moment. Um...
299
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,987
- You're a stupid bitch.
- I really can't slap you.
300
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,823
[GROWLS]
301
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:40,535
- My God, you're great.
- Thanks for stopping by. See you.
302
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,539
- I am so sorry about that.
- Oh, no, no, no.
303
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:47,667
Being adored, I'm used to it.
Don't worry about it.
304
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,545
- Oh, my God.
- What?
305
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:53,714
They sent me today's script.
They never send me the script.
306
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,092
- They don't?
- Well, no, I'm in a coma.
307
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,678
This must mean I have lines.
308
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,973
Oh.
309
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,725
How does it happen?
310
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,646
Ooh.
311
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:12,441
You get thrown from a horse
into an electric fence.
312
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,696
A what? Jessica hates horses.
313
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:20,783
I'm guessing after this she's not
gonna be crazy about electricity, either.
314
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:29,500
Loosening the saddle on Mother's horse
was brilliant, Fredrick.
315
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,211
And the electric fence, inspired.
316
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:33,796
Thank you, sweetheart.
317
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:37,175
I can't believe she's really gone.
318
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:40,469
Look around you. All of this is ours.
319
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,555
I don't think so.
320
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:48,811
Who are you?
321
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:50,813
What's the matter, Dina?
322
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,774
Don't you recognize your own...
323
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,401
...mother?
324
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:01,073
DIRECTOR: Cut! That was great,
everybody. Thank you.
325
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,618
That was so wonderful!
326
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:07,205
Oh, I think that you're a better
Jessica than I ever was.
327
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,249
- Oh, no.
- Of course not, but you were very good.
328
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,667
Heh, thanks.
329
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:14,212
Guess what? Good news.
I got another job.
330
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,797
Great. Hey, all right! What is it?
331
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,300
A film in Guadalajara.
332
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,053
The airport?
333
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,514
No, that's LaGuardia.
334
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,563
- This is Mexico.
- Oh, wow.
335
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,107
Well, how long will you be gone?
336
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,193
Eight months.
337
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:41,697
- That's a really long time.
- Yeah, but you could come and visit me.
338
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:46,202
I bet that you could, uh,
own a few places down there.
339
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:51,082
Oh, you know, I should probably
buy a place in the city first.
340
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,419
And I just got what you meant.
That is a...
341
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,339
- I'll tell you, that's a tricky one.
- It's a tricky one.
342
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,049
Well...
343
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,469
Good luck.
344
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,805
You too.
345
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,865
Ahem. Okay, now, uh,
remember, I'm still learning.
346
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,827
[BAGPIPES DRONING
THEN SQUEAKING]
347
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,794
One, two, three, four!
348
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,964
[PLAYING KOOL AND THE GANG'S
"CELEBRATION"]
349
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,481
You know the song. Sing along.
350
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:03,279
[MIMICKING BAGPIPES]
351
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:15,916
So?
352
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:17,793
- No!
- No!
353
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:24,800
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