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You know I like you.
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You are very drunk.
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- Are you attracted to me?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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"Remember: trust no one
unless they have a moose."
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Who sent you that?
It's from my old foster sister.
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I didn't know you were a foster kid.
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Did you see Stephen over break?
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No.
I think I'm done with him.
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I am so relieved.
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I am so sorry about Christmas.
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It's a flower
that you drew for Macy.
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Did you go to that party with her?
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She said that she could
drive me back to campus.
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This other car came
around the corner really fast.
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It was Drew.
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Drew ran you guys off the road
and then just fucking left?
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- Yeah.
- He can't get away with that.
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I know. I know. I know.
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You fucked my best friend.
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This is it for us.
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Pippa told me she saw you
and Diana together.
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I am done looking like a fucking idiot.
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You've been lying to Lucy all year.
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- You've been lying to her for months.
- What?
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About Macy.
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Hiding the fact that
your boyfriend's brother
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may have been the reason she died.
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That would really hurt her.
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Stop.
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Stephen.
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He's asleep.
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Stop.
Shh. He's gonna hear us.
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He's the heaviest sleeper I know.
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Literally. Don't worry.
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Oh shit.
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- Hey, good morning.
- Morning.
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I'm gonna run some errands
ahead of you guys.
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So just try and leave before noon
so you beat traffic.
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Okay.
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Hey, Evan.
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Uh, thanks for inviting us all
to the lake.
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It'll be really nice to get away.
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Yeah, for sure. It's tradition.
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See you guys.
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See you.
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♪ Peter Bjorn and John's
Young Folks playing ♪
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♪ If I told you things I did before ♪
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♪ Told you how I used to be ♪
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♪ Would you go along
with someone like me? ♪
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♪ If you knew my story word for word ♪
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Ooh. Whose birthday is it?
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- A friend of mine.
- It's nice of you.
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Mind if I see some ID?
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Oh, it's yours.
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The big 2-1. Happy birthday.
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Now why on earth are you buying
your own cake?
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Excuse me?
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Can I help you?
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Uh, no, I'm good. Thanks.
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Does the family know you're here?
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The family?
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The family who owns this house.
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I'm in contact with them,
and they never mentioned
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any guests coming.
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Uh, I don't think you know
who owns this place
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because my family owns this place.
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You can call Greg if you like.
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Excuse me?
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Greg, the owner of the house
you must be renting.
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Yeah. He goes way back
with my family.
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Back when he bought
the house from my dad.
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See, we used to own both.
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Look, I-I'll give Greg a call.
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You can't be too careful. I get it.
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No, no. That's okay.
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Okay.
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♪ We can stick around
and see this night through ♪
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♪ And we don't care
about the young folks ♪
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♪ Talkin' 'bout the young style ♪
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♪ And we don't care
about the old folks ♪
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♪ Talkin' 'bout the old style too ♪
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♪ And we don't care
about their own faults ♪
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♪ Talkin' 'bout our own style ♪
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♪ All we care about is talking ♪
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Oh my god.
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No way.
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This is so pretty.
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This place is crazy.
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I don't know why he's here.
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It just feels fucked up being in a house
with him all weekend.
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Yeah, I know. It was Wrigley's idea.
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It's okay. It's not gonna ruin
our weekend. We're good.
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Okay, listen up.
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Just a few rules
so my parents don't kill me.
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Floors just got redone
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so please, everyone,
take your shoes off.
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Leave 'em at the front.
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Uh, no glass by the pool.
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Uh, make sure...
I shotgun the master!
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Dude, I'm obviously in the master.
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No, rules of shotgun must be followed.
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It's my house,
and I'm always in the master.
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Yes, because you've
always had a girlfriend,
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but now you don't.
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It's his birthday, Wrigley.
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What are you doing?
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What?
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- Oh great.
- Hey, big boy.
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What are you doing?
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Wrigley, what are you doing?
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- Fuck.
- Oh!
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Oh my goodness.
This is incredible.
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What is this?
Is this Egyptian cotton?
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Dude, what the fuck?
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- Wrigley!
- Alright.
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This is the softest thing
my gooch has ever touched.
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- Alright. Fine, fine, fine.
- Jesus!
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It's all yours. Please, have it.
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Oh, I've got, I've got more surprises.
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Fireworks and cocaine.
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Oh shoot. You said no shoes
in the house, huh?
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That's my bad.
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- Ah!
- Is that Cosette?
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It's Cosette!
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- This is what we're thinking.
- My girl.
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We're gonna soak her,
and then we're gonna freeze her.
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- What is this?
- This is Cosette.
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We found her in a thrift store
in town, freshman year.
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And we were like,
we can totally destroy her.
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Yes.
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It turns out it's really hard
to crack a bowling ball.
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We have been trying for three years,
every time we come up here.
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But this year, Cosette will crack!
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Hey, hey!
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- Pretty, right?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Hey.
- Hello.
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Hello.
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Gorgeous.
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I'm not photogenic.
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Sure you are.
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- Pippa.
- What?
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Look at me.
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Cuties.
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Okay. You have to send those to me
so I can make a Facebook album.
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Of course.
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Hey, guys.
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Get in the photo for Facebook.
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Okay.
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Come on. This is my good side.
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- Okay.
- Ready?
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Three, two, one!
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Got it.
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Happy birthday.
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I'm glad you were born.
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Thanks.
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Ugh, Drew.
You got water in everyone's drinks.
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Can you not?
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Jesus.
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- I'm rethinking this.
- Just let me focus please.
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I don't think it's gonna work, Wrigley.
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No. Water expands. This is science.
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Well, that's only
if it absorbs the water,
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and it won't
because it's a bowling ball.
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I'm sorry, I took,
I took intro to chemistry twice.
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- What did you guys do?
- What are you majoring in?
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- It used to be physics.
- With Cosette?
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- Used to be physics?
- Uh, well,
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Cosette has been relegated
to an icy watery grave.
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No, no, no. It can be saved.
It can be saved!
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Stop.
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- Paper towels, quick.
- Yes, ma'am.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yes, ma'am.
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Here you go.
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- Can I? Thank you.
- Yeah.
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Sorry.
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Hey, um, Evan.
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Where's the linen closet?
I want to get some fresh pillowcases.
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Down the hall to the left
by the screening room.
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I feel very spoiled here, Evan.
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Our room has a massage chair in it.
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- Oh, you got the room in the back.
- Mm-hmm.
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That's good.
I was hoping you'd get that one.
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It's the most soundproof.
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- Ha ha ha.
- It's a joke.
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- It's a good one.
- Oh, no, no.
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Oh, come on.
If I can pose, you can pose.
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You're a lot prettier
than I am so...
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Bree, come try these.
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- Wow. Thank you.
- They're very good. Very strong.
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Ooh, really good.
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I want a picture with you.
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- Really?
- Yeah. Evan?
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- Yo.
- Can you take a picture?
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Uh, yeah.
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- Smile. It's for Mom.
- Okay.
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One, two, three.
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- Aw.
- Alright, thank you.
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Yeah, sure.
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What are you doing?
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It'll totally fall off the ceiling.
I promise.
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Uh-huh.
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I'm kind of obsessed with these things.
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- What? Slimy hands?
- Yeah.
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When I was a kid, they were like
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the one toy I could buy myself,
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and they always had them
in those little vending machines.
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But it seems like you like them
even more than I did.
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No, I hate them actually.
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Then why do you have this
pathologically large collection of them?
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Ah, it's stupid. It's...
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Oh my god. Did anyone
get you a birthday cake?
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Yeah. I got one. It's in the fridge.
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You got your own birthday cake?
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Why do people keep acting
like that's weird?
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You're funny.
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You have even lower expectations
of our friends than I do.
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You, uh, you played football?
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Oh yeah. For, like, a season.
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Then I quit.
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Really? Why?
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Because that's what I do.
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I quit things,
according to my dad.
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I'm joking.
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I just mean
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I haven't quite figured out
what I want to do yet.
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And, uh, I think sometimes
that worries my parents.
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You've only been old enough
to drink for, like, 12 hours,
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so I think you've got some time.
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Yeah. I guess no one ever
framed it like that before.
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That's true.
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Sorry! Very sorry. My bad.
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- My bad.
- Shit.
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I wish Wrigley would
tone it down a little.
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It's just, for some reason,
being here, he's so much,
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uh, louder than he is on campus.
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Yeah 'cause campus is a lot bigger.
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Guys.
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This house is palatial.
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I know.
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What do Evan's parents do
for a living?
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I'm betting they're finance people.
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It's just so crazy that
Evan's still so nice.
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Yeah. It's crazy.
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Like, if I had that much money,
I'd be a raging cunt
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every day, intentionally.
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He's great.
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Aww.
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I just wanna, like,
jump on him, you know.
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But he's, like,
giving me friend vibes,
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like, I don't know,
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like maybe I imagined anything else.
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No, no, no, no, no. He likes you.
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He just forgot how to do this
because he's had a girlfriend
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for the past two years.
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Bree, you have to take a picture of us
in this insane bathroom.
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Okay. Get in the tub.
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In the tub?
257
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:36,821
Yeah, get in the tub.
258
00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,447
Okay.
259
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,740
- How about the shoes?
- Okay.
260
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:40,576
Yes.
261
00:11:40,577 --> 00:11:42,535
Oh yes.
262
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,161
Magnifique.
263
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,913
Oh yes.
Oh my god. I can see your underwear.
264
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,915
- Sorry.
- You're flashing your puswa.
265
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,042
What?
266
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,460
- What is that?
- I don't know.
267
00:11:50,461 --> 00:11:55,090
I'm taking French 101.
I feel like pussy is puswa in French.
268
00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,926
- Nice. Wow.
- Gotta savor this.
269
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,469
- Yeah, exactly.
- Cheers.
270
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,013
- Here you go
- Oh, thank you.
271
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:03,222
- Cheers.
- Cheers, guys.
272
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,223
Cheers.
273
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:06,267
Mm.
274
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,437
- Puswa.
- Mm-hmm.
275
00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,105
Who have you been texting?
276
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:11,607
Tallyho!
277
00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,443
- Oh shit!
- Oh my god!
278
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:16,444
Oh my god!
279
00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:17,654
Wrigley, what the fuck?
280
00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:19,448
Wrigley!
281
00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:21,199
He's such a fucking idiot.
282
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,658
- I'll help you clean.
- Fuck.
283
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,993
Can we help, Evan?
284
00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:25,036
No, it's, it's okay.
285
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:26,120
Wrigley! Wrigley, what are you...
286
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,789
- Oh my god.
- Stop.
287
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:29,957
Oh.
288
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,256
- Jesus.
- Die, you whore!
289
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,009
Cosette is uncracked!
Wrigley!
290
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:40,844
Wrigley.
291
00:12:40,845 --> 00:12:43,137
You know you're not
at a frat party, right?
292
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,014
This always happens
when Wrigley does Coke.
293
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:45,849
Do you want me to talk to him?
294
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:46,849
It's fine.
295
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,020
Could you get
the chairs for me. Just...
296
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,104
I'm so sorry, dude. I...
297
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,316
I thought it was gonna hit the...
298
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:55,858
- It's fine. It's fine.
- The ground. You know?
299
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,985
If it was gonna hit the table,
I wouldn't have thrown it obviously.
300
00:12:57,986 --> 00:13:00,030
- It's fine.
- Yeah. It's not.
301
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,199
Tell your parents I'm an idiot
302
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,701
and I'm gonna buy another table.
303
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,328
I'm gonna get some water.
304
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:12,459
- Ah.
- Hey.
305
00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:14,752
That's a really cool penis.
306
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:16,796
Evan never said anything
about, you know,
307
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,005
nudity in the house rule.
308
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:18,841
Yeah.
309
00:13:18,842 --> 00:13:21,050
I know you love your body
'cause you spend so much time on it,
310
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:24,388
but one day those massive pecks
are gonna turn into Bob bitch tits.
311
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,514
I'd rather not look at them right now.
312
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:41,363
Hey, birthday boy.
313
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:43,364
Hey.
314
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:46,159
This must be your
best birthday yet. Huh?
315
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,162
Yeah. Just beat.
316
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:50,539
Yeah. I'm sorry.
317
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:53,666
I'm sure everyone will
tone down tomorrow.
318
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,002
Hopefully.
Hmm.
319
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,546
Well, you know,
once Wrigley gets into the coke,
320
00:13:58,547 --> 00:13:59,867
it's usually downhill from there.
321
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:02,383
Yeah.
322
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,094
Can I grab...
Yeah.
323
00:14:13,145 --> 00:14:14,145
Look.
324
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,900
Glittery eyes.
Pippa gave them to me.
325
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,061
I think you owe it to the glitter
to have a good night.
326
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,008
Are you not getting enough attention?
327
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,499
I'm sorry. I'm just trying
to cheer you up.
328
00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:36,543
I don't need you to, thanks.
329
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,806
Okay. I put my clothes on.
330
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,893
Now, can we be best friends again
and do some cocaine?
331
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:55,895
Come on.
332
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,149
Wow.
Yeah.
333
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:00,651
Okay. Okay. Okay.
334
00:15:00,651 --> 00:15:01,610
- Okay.
- What?
335
00:15:01,611 --> 00:15:03,069
Call me crazy.
336
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,405
I feel like Cosette is like
a sloppy metaphor
337
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,367
for the female college experience.
338
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:10,118
What do you mean?
339
00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,745
Well...
340
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:13,746
she's pink.
341
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,122
Mm-hmm.
342
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,792
And they're trying
really fucking hard to destroy her.
343
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,170
Oh god.
344
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:24,591
Drew's been doing better.
345
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,301
- Yeah, man.
- Yeah.
346
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,302
He really is.
347
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,390
You know,
it was weird growing up.
348
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:34,101
He was never a sad kid. Ever.
349
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,477
So,
350
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:37,729
seeing him like that
351
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:40,816
really freaked me out.
352
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,651
Yeah. Of course.
353
00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,279
It's been really fucking hard for me.
354
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:46,904
You know?
355
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,036
You've been a really good friend.
Thank you, man.
356
00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,996
- Yeah.
- Jesus. I'm being cheesy.
357
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,329
No.
358
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,085
So you and Lucy are like
the real thing now, huh?
359
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:03,046
Yeah.
360
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,508
That's great, man.
I'm happy for you.
361
00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:09,052
Leave the Diana drama behind. Jesus.
362
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:12,931
Let's not talk about Diana.
363
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,271
- Um, that's...
- Hi there.
364
00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:20,897
Hi.
365
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:24,358
Um...
366
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,409
- Hi.
- Hey.
367
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:36,914
Look who decided to have fun.
368
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,667
Hey. You're not still mad
at me, are you?
369
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,045
- Nope.
- Hey, Evan.
370
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:46,048
Evan, are there, like, bears here?
371
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,091
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
There are actually.
372
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:49,968
Scary.
373
00:16:49,969 --> 00:16:51,135
Mooses too.
374
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,596
Mooses, moose?
375
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,388
What's the plural for moose?
376
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,390
Meese.
377
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,476
You would know that.
378
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,812
You... that postcard
your sister sent you.
379
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,773
Um, what?
380
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:05,275
Bree doesn't have a sister.
381
00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:07,236
Oh shit.
382
00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,446
I'm, I'm really sorry.
383
00:17:10,447 --> 00:17:12,366
No, that's, that's fine.
384
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,953
Yeah, my, my old foster sister,
385
00:17:16,954 --> 00:17:19,622
she sent me
a postcard last semester.
386
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:21,082
It's, it's nothing.
387
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,125
It's stupid.
You were in foster care?
388
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,837
Yeah, but it's not a big deal.
389
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,797
It's just you never mentioned it.
390
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:30,091
Oh, that's because
it was just never brought up.
391
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,175
It's not like it's a secret.
392
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,176
Bree.
393
00:17:32,678 --> 00:17:34,263
Do we have to do this right now?
394
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:35,681
In a hot tub.
395
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,683
I'm, I'm really sorry.
I thought you told them already.
396
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:39,768
No, it's fine.
397
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,895
I'm tired actually.
398
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,147
I'm gonna go to bed.
399
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,646
Yeah. I think I'm gonna call it
a night too actually.
400
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,826
Do you wanna go upstairs?
401
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,243
Yeah.
402
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,164
Good night, Drew!
403
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,001
Wait.
404
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:09,589
You alright?
405
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:12,301
No, not really. Are you okay?
406
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,220
I'm watching Drew
just go on with his life
407
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,306
like nothing happened.
408
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:20,808
It's not just what he did to Macy.
I mean, he could have killed you.
409
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:24,228
You can't focus on him.
He's gonna drive you insane.
410
00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,980
Isn't it driving you insane?
411
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:28,524
Macy's dead and he just gets
to have fun
412
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:29,901
and try to fuck up a bowling ball?
413
00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:30,902
I know.
414
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:34,363
I think we should tell
Macy's parents about Drew.
415
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:36,449
I really do.
He ran you guys off the road.
416
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,743
I can't stop thinking about it.
I can't stop thinking about her.
417
00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:40,120
I think about her all the time.
418
00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:41,871
All the time.
Okay.
419
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:43,415
And, and we should just tell them,
420
00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:45,416
and then they can decide
what to do with it.
421
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,543
But I can't know this information
and not say anything.
422
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,046
It's fucking with my head.
Okay.
423
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,464
And it's not fair for them
to live their lives
424
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:53,716
thinking that their daughter
was this reckless drunk
425
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:54,635
when it's not true.
426
00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:55,718
It's not...
Okay, I get it.
427
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:58,262
- Macy wasn't like that.
- I know. I know. I know.
428
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,556
I just feel so guilty hiding this.
429
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:04,770
If we tell Macy's parents,
it's just more attention.
430
00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:06,647
They'll talk to the police.
431
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,982
It won't just be
an accident anymore.
432
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:13,027
People will start asking questions
about that night.
433
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,655
And I was there, Lucy,
that could ruin my life.
434
00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:17,615
- I know. I know you were there.
- It can fuck everything up.
435
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:18,950
But you did not do anything wrong.
436
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:19,826
You were scared.
437
00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:21,703
People won't see it that way.
438
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:30,086
I just,
I would keep him away from Bree.
439
00:19:30,087 --> 00:19:32,004
You noticed that, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
440
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,923
I thought I saw them flirting.
Yeah.
441
00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:35,633
Wrigley's really trying
to make it happen.
442
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:36,717
He wants Drew to get laid.
443
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,136
Fuck Wrigley.
He should be focusing on his own shit.
444
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,304
- Yeah.
- He hasn't even realized
445
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,349
Pippa's been texting someone all weekend.
446
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,270
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I keep bringing this up
447
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:48,729
and I'm, I'm...
448
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:52,650
I know this is
so, so much worse for you.
449
00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:54,528
I know that.
It's easier that you're here.
450
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,530
You care about me, right?
451
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:00,742
You know I do.
452
00:20:25,851 --> 00:20:26,851
Hey.
453
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,644
Morning.
454
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:36,820
Uh, look, um,
455
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,572
I feel like shit about last night.
456
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:41,617
I really wasn't trying
to embarrass you.
457
00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:43,911
I wasn't embarrassed.
458
00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:46,277
Do you think it's embarrassing?
459
00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:48,372
What? No. No, no, no, no.
460
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:49,916
That's, that's not what I'm saying at all.
461
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:52,793
I, I could just tell
that you were, you know,
462
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:53,921
obviously upset.
463
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:55,713
Yeah. Yeah.
464
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,175
But I, I wasn't embarrassed.
465
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,803
I just, I like being able
to tell people things
466
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,263
on my own terms, you know.
467
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,349
And now they think I was hiding it
468
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,434
and that's not what it was.
469
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,435
I just,
470
00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:12,313
I don't go around
telling people my business
471
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,731
if they don't ask
472
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:16,359
'cause everyone's so wrapped up
in their own shit anyway,
473
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,028
that if they want to know more,
474
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,155
they'll make that clear.
475
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:21,697
Okay.
476
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,994
But, you know, I honestly think
nobody would care.
477
00:21:27,079 --> 00:21:28,913
You not saying anything
kind of makes it
478
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:30,314
a bigger deal than it is, you know.
479
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:33,209
You don't understand
what I'm trying to say.
480
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:35,294
- I'm trying to though.
- Ooh.
481
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:36,420
- Hi.
- Hi.
482
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:37,755
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
483
00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:38,590
Good morning.
484
00:21:38,591 --> 00:21:40,031
We still doing canoe Olympics today?
485
00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:41,509
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
486
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:42,427
What is that?
487
00:21:42,428 --> 00:21:44,053
Two miles to the island,
488
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,805
pee on the rock, two miles back.
489
00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:48,850
Canoers must drink
one beer per mile each
490
00:21:48,851 --> 00:21:50,435
and one beer on the island.
491
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,354
Oh, the rock looks like boobs.
492
00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:54,188
That sounds so fun.
493
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,567
Think I'm gonna stay at the house.
494
00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:59,151
Hey, uh, Wrigley,
495
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,572
can you not leave your brother
for us to babysit?
496
00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:04,073
Okay. What's the...
What is your problem?
497
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:06,534
He's harassing Bree
and you're, like, encouraging it.
498
00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,411
She's not interested at all. Okay.
499
00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:10,247
He blew it.
Especially after Welcome Week.
500
00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:14,710
What part of, what part of Welcome Week
are you referring to?
501
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:19,423
When he ghosted her.
502
00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:20,798
It sucked.
503
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,140
- Hey.
- Thank you.
504
00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:30,809
You're gonna come with us, right?
Don't be a pussy.
505
00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:37,899
I don't know what's going on
with her, but Lucy's hating on Drew,
506
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,700
and I don't want him
to start spiraling again.
507
00:22:39,902 --> 00:22:41,695
- What do you mean?
- Oh, come on.
508
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:43,237
I'm sure you've noticed.
509
00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:44,822
No, I actually haven't.
510
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,032
I don't know what reality
you're living in, dude,
511
00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:48,159
but your girlfriend's texting someone else
right in front of your face.
512
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,368
And you're worried about Lucy.
513
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:50,245
Sorry, what?
514
00:22:50,246 --> 00:22:52,663
By the way, dude,
we invited Bree here for Evan,
515
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:55,291
and Drew's hanging
all over her, like really.
516
00:22:55,292 --> 00:22:57,376
No, Evan,
Evan's not interested in Bree.
517
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:59,504
What does it matter
if Drew's talking to her?
518
00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:00,797
Oh my god. It's his birthday.
519
00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:03,867
You should really talk to him.
I think he's getting annoyed.
520
00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:06,094
- Really?
- Yeah.
521
00:23:06,929 --> 00:23:08,472
- Really?
- Yeah, really.
522
00:23:10,182 --> 00:23:11,433
Alright, boys.
523
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:14,019
Drew, you're in the canoe with me.
524
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:15,812
Let's ride.
This beach? Ah.
525
00:23:16,522 --> 00:23:18,148
- Wrigley. Geez...
- Evan, get the cooler!
526
00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:19,441
Evan, get the cooler!
527
00:23:19,442 --> 00:23:22,109
♪ Upbeat music ♪
528
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,194
Paddle, paddle, paddle.
Come on, Drew!
529
00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:24,195
Paddle, paddle!
530
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:27,698
♪ But you can kiss this goodbye ♪
531
00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:29,075
♪ You get what you deserve ♪
532
00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,076
Come on, Drew.
533
00:23:30,077 --> 00:23:32,078
♪ So, baby, close your eyes ♪
534
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,956
♪ I'll kick you to the curb ♪
535
00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:35,915
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
536
00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:37,459
Wow. That is strong.
537
00:23:38,669 --> 00:23:42,255
Hey, um, did you talk
to Bree yet about last night?
538
00:23:42,256 --> 00:23:43,464
No, I haven't. Have you?
539
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:46,467
No, I don't know if she wants us
to talk to her about it...
540
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:47,468
Hey!
541
00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:48,637
- Hey.
- Hi.
542
00:23:48,638 --> 00:23:51,347
It is so beautiful out here.
543
00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:52,766
- So beautiful.
- Do you want?
544
00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:02,984
This is bullshit.
You guys are so uncomfortable.
545
00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:03,944
What?
546
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:04,903
No, we're not.
547
00:24:04,904 --> 00:24:05,946
Okay.
548
00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:09,866
I had a single mom
who was really young,
549
00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:11,285
had a lot of issues.
550
00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:14,663
So she tried to take care of me,
but she couldn't.
551
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,291
So then I went to go live
with my grandma, but she died.
552
00:24:18,292 --> 00:24:20,919
So I went back with my mom,
but that was a mess.
553
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:23,713
So I wound up in a foster family
554
00:24:23,714 --> 00:24:25,631
and I've been in three different homes.
555
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,592
Two of them were great.
One of them wasn't.
556
00:24:27,593 --> 00:24:29,052
And now I'm an adult.
557
00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:33,348
Bree, you could have told us.
558
00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:35,267
- We love you.
- Yeah, but,
559
00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:39,229
when did you guys ever ask
about my family?
560
00:24:40,272 --> 00:24:42,148
We talked about
your family a little bit.
561
00:24:42,149 --> 00:24:44,275
Like, your mom does retail.
562
00:24:44,276 --> 00:24:45,694
Yeah, she does do retail.
563
00:24:47,237 --> 00:24:48,071
As far as I know.
564
00:24:48,072 --> 00:24:49,947
I'm sorry.
I don't even know what I'm saying.
565
00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:51,909
We're assholes
and, and we should have
566
00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:54,785
asked about you.
That's crazy.
567
00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:56,954
Yeah. No, like, we're the worst.
568
00:24:56,955 --> 00:24:57,789
You're not.
569
00:24:57,790 --> 00:25:00,584
You guys are just busy
thinking about other things.
570
00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:05,088
Change the subject.
571
00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:07,758
Okay. Um... go.
572
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:11,261
It seems like Drew's been
following you around all weekend.
573
00:25:11,637 --> 00:25:13,805
But if I had to choose,
I prefer you with Evan.
574
00:25:14,515 --> 00:25:16,016
Maybe I should play matchmaker.
575
00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:21,230
I can't believe how far ahead
your brother is.
576
00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:22,940
He's a beast!
577
00:25:22,941 --> 00:25:25,275
Hey, is, is Lucy mad
at me about something?
578
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:26,692
Lucy?
579
00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:30,280
Um, no, she hasn't said anything. Why?
580
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:34,700
Are you worried
Pippa told her or something,
581
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,118
'cause she definitely didn't.
582
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:37,663
Lucy doesn't know anything.
583
00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:41,083
Wait, what?
584
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,501
Oh, I'm just saying.
585
00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:46,879
Lucy doesn't know about the accident.
Pippa didn't tell her.
586
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:50,175
But Pi-Pippa doesn't know
about the accident.
587
00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:51,884
Does she?
588
00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:55,555
Stephen, what the fuck, dude?
589
00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:56,390
- Calm down. Calm down.
- What the fuck?
590
00:25:56,391 --> 00:25:57,473
Look forward,
look forward, look forward.
591
00:25:57,474 --> 00:25:58,674
You're gonna capsize us. Stop.
592
00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:02,603
It's fine.
Completely fine.
593
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,773
Fuck. Sorry, dude.
I, I really thought he told you.
594
00:26:05,941 --> 00:26:06,941
Told me what?
595
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,527
He told Pippa!
596
00:26:09,570 --> 00:26:12,405
Like, ages ago. I don't even think
they were officially together.
597
00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:14,115
- Are you serious?
- Don't worry.
598
00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:15,491
She's not gonna tell anyone.
599
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:16,326
But if I were you,
600
00:26:16,327 --> 00:26:18,327
I wouldn't trust him
with everything anymore, you know.
601
00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:19,162
Yeah.
602
00:26:19,163 --> 00:26:20,706
And what if he breaks up with her?
603
00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:24,501
- Do it for Cosette!
- I'm trying!
604
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:25,960
Hey.
605
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,298
So what's your deal with Bree?
606
00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,884
What do you mean?
We're friends.
607
00:26:32,301 --> 00:26:34,094
So you don't see her as anything else?
608
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,055
Nah, I mean, I, I see her,
she's gorgeous, but...
609
00:26:38,056 --> 00:26:39,056
- Okay.
- You know, we're just friends.
610
00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:39,892
'Cause Stephen told me
611
00:26:39,893 --> 00:26:41,809
that there might be something
between you and her,
612
00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:43,437
and I see Drew making moves.
613
00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:45,959
I feel like it might be good for him.
614
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:49,276
Stephen thinks there's something
with me and Bree?
615
00:26:49,818 --> 00:26:52,320
Yeah, but the fuck does he know?
616
00:26:52,321 --> 00:26:53,321
You know?
617
00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:55,907
Well, did she say anything?
618
00:26:55,908 --> 00:26:57,117
I don't know the details.
619
00:26:57,993 --> 00:26:59,328
Are you gonna shotgun her?
620
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,079
What?
621
00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,748
No. What are you talking about?
She's our, she's our friend, Wrigley.
622
00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:05,374
I'm not gonna shotgun her.
Are you serious?
623
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:08,002
I don't want Drew to mess
anything up if you're into her.
624
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:09,337
But if you're not,
625
00:27:09,338 --> 00:27:11,672
then I wanna let him know
that he has the green light.
626
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,466
Oh, so you want me
to call dibs on her
627
00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:15,302
just in case I might be interested later?
628
00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:18,430
Unless you're okay
with Drew making a move.
629
00:27:19,223 --> 00:27:21,350
No, you know, I just don't
want things to get messy.
630
00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:23,017
Well, yeah.
631
00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:25,312
I guess tell him not to then.
632
00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:27,648
Oh, so,
so you are calling shotgun?
633
00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:30,984
Yeah. Whatever, dude.
Shotgun, I guess.
634
00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:33,318
Alright, cool.
That's all I need to needed to know.
635
00:27:35,739 --> 00:27:40,118
♪ Penicillin Baby's Working Man playing ♪
636
00:27:40,619 --> 00:27:42,286
Wrigley, they're here! Hurry up!
637
00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:56,260
Wrigley can't pee on command!
638
00:27:58,303 --> 00:28:00,222
Oh my god, look out!
No, no, no! No!
639
00:28:01,807 --> 00:28:02,974
Go! Go! Go!
640
00:28:02,975 --> 00:28:04,434
Wrigley!
641
00:28:04,685 --> 00:28:05,853
Hurry up!
642
00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:11,733
Come on. Let's beat these fuckers.
643
00:28:12,818 --> 00:28:13,818
Let's go, baby!
644
00:28:14,236 --> 00:28:16,905
♪ Always on the clock till I die ♪
645
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:18,990
♪ Then I'm dead ♪
646
00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:21,826
♪ I'm always on the clock ♪
647
00:28:21,827 --> 00:28:24,620
♪ I'm always on the clock ♪
648
00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:26,497
♪ Always on the clock ♪
649
00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:27,957
♪ Till I die ♪
650
00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:28,792
Fuck!
651
00:28:28,793 --> 00:28:32,044
Eat my ass, you fucking losers!
652
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:34,298
Yes!
653
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:36,133
I am the king of the sea!
654
00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:39,219
I am the king of the sea!
655
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,720
Oh, hey.
656
00:28:41,013 --> 00:28:44,141
Evan has officially
called shotgun on Bree.
657
00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:46,559
Let it be known. Let it be known.
658
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,188
Nobody needed to shotgun her.
She's not a seat in the car.
659
00:28:51,732 --> 00:28:54,401
- Oh what? Come on.
- Yeah. That's what I said.
660
00:28:56,445 --> 00:28:57,821
It's just a phrase.
661
00:28:59,323 --> 00:29:00,824
I'm just fucking around.
Yeah.
662
00:29:11,627 --> 00:29:12,544
Four!
663
00:29:12,545 --> 00:29:13,962
Whores!
Whores!
664
00:29:14,922 --> 00:29:16,507
Yelling at the whores.
665
00:29:16,965 --> 00:29:19,050
- Okay. Me.
- Oh you.
666
00:29:19,051 --> 00:29:20,051
Give me a...
667
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,721
Fuck yeah! A jack.
668
00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:24,681
- Ooh.
- New rule.
669
00:29:25,265 --> 00:29:28,935
Okay. Everyone has
to pull out their phones
670
00:29:28,936 --> 00:29:32,522
and gotta pass it
to the person to your left,
671
00:29:32,523 --> 00:29:34,732
and then they have to read
your last text message
672
00:29:34,733 --> 00:29:35,983
or you have to finish a drink.
Ooh.
673
00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:37,151
Okay. Wait, what? No.
674
00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:39,153
Fuck, no, fuck that.
I'm not doing that.
675
00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:40,404
Oh, what's wrong?
676
00:29:40,405 --> 00:29:42,406
What's wrong with your texts?
Are they that bad?
677
00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:43,616
Pippa, come on.
Let me just read your texts.
678
00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:45,702
No, I, I finished my drink,
so I don't have to.
679
00:29:46,537 --> 00:29:48,038
Alright, um, my turn.
680
00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:50,248
Five.
681
00:29:50,249 --> 00:29:52,501
Never have I ever.
682
00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:56,505
Never have I ever cheated
on someone before.
683
00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:04,887
What?
684
00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:06,557
You've cheated on people?
685
00:30:11,103 --> 00:30:12,980
On everyone.
686
00:30:13,689 --> 00:30:15,731
Except for you probably.
687
00:30:15,732 --> 00:30:16,732
I don't know.
688
00:30:17,776 --> 00:30:18,944
I've never cheated on you.
689
00:30:19,653 --> 00:30:22,281
Why, I'm, like, special or something?
690
00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:24,448
Yeah.
691
00:30:25,534 --> 00:30:27,619
Okay, it's my turn.
692
00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:30,664
Jack, rule master.
693
00:30:31,248 --> 00:30:33,917
Every time Bree drinks,
694
00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:37,004
drum roll please.
695
00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:40,632
She has to kiss Evan.
696
00:30:41,091 --> 00:30:43,552
Oh.
Oh.
697
00:30:48,223 --> 00:30:51,392
- Oh no, a thumbmaster.
- Oh Bree. You have to.
698
00:30:51,393 --> 00:30:52,227
You have to.
699
00:30:52,228 --> 00:30:53,478
Rules are rules.
700
00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:56,647
- Oh.
- Aw.
701
00:30:56,648 --> 00:30:58,358
Ow! Mm-hmm.
702
00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:00,109
So cute.
703
00:31:00,736 --> 00:31:02,279
Four!
704
00:31:02,863 --> 00:31:03,988
Whores.
705
00:31:03,989 --> 00:31:05,073
Mm, mm!
706
00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:07,408
Bree drank, you have to kiss Evan.
707
00:31:07,409 --> 00:31:08,911
You really have to.
708
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,120
That's the rule.
709
00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:16,542
Aw, I like it.
710
00:31:16,543 --> 00:31:18,711
I do like it, but I want
to feel more heart
711
00:31:18,712 --> 00:31:19,712
between you guys.
712
00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:21,881
I'm just trying to make love happen.
713
00:31:21,882 --> 00:31:23,509
Oh my god.
714
00:31:26,678 --> 00:31:27,678
Oh wow.
715
00:31:31,141 --> 00:31:32,601
Never have I ever
716
00:31:33,519 --> 00:31:34,519
menstruated.
717
00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:36,604
Oh, you know what that means?
718
00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:38,481
I never have.
I never have. Please drink.
719
00:31:38,482 --> 00:31:40,775
Bree. You gotta kiss him.
720
00:31:40,776 --> 00:31:42,528
You gotta get some tongue in there
721
00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:44,905
because the people want a show.
722
00:31:45,948 --> 00:31:48,074
- Oh yes.
- Woo!
723
00:31:48,075 --> 00:31:50,035
That's good.
724
00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:52,412
Can you take a picture of us?
725
00:31:52,871 --> 00:31:53,871
Sure.
726
00:31:59,711 --> 00:32:01,212
Stephen, you should totally make that
727
00:32:01,213 --> 00:32:02,714
your profile picture.
728
00:32:03,131 --> 00:32:04,758
Oh my god. I might.
729
00:32:09,847 --> 00:32:11,597
- Oh!
- Ooh!
730
00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:12,682
That's thumbs, Bree.
731
00:32:12,683 --> 00:32:14,685
You know what that means?
732
00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:16,854
Come... Rules are rules.
733
00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:20,690
Oh, come on. That wasn't a kiss.
734
00:32:20,691 --> 00:32:22,817
- Nice.
- That wasn't a kiss.
735
00:32:22,818 --> 00:32:24,735
Alright. Look. I think I'm done.
736
00:32:24,736 --> 00:32:26,071
These rules are fucked up.
737
00:32:26,363 --> 00:32:28,323
- Voter check. Show me your penis!
- Hey! Stop it!
738
00:32:28,949 --> 00:32:30,199
What the fuck is wrong with you?
739
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,535
I'm sick of this shit.
740
00:32:33,537 --> 00:32:35,079
Ugh.
741
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,165
He did not like my rule.
742
00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:39,750
Hey, Lucy, let's get you
some water. Okay?
743
00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:41,586
No, I have to go apologize.
744
00:32:41,587 --> 00:32:43,004
- I'll get her water.
- No, no, no.
745
00:32:43,005 --> 00:32:45,131
- I got it. Come on...
- No, I got it.
746
00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:47,467
No. It's okay.
I just have to pee. That's all.
747
00:32:51,388 --> 00:32:53,639
Thank you for staying
with me while I pee.
748
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,351
It's all good, my puswa.
749
00:32:56,852 --> 00:33:01,063
I feel like girls should always go
to the bathroom together.
750
00:33:01,064 --> 00:33:04,609
You know, like,
especially while we're drinking,
751
00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:06,111
we should do that.
752
00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:09,780
Okay, you know,
I'll watch you pee anytime.
753
00:33:09,781 --> 00:33:10,781
So, oh.
754
00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:14,410
That's, like, a lot of your pee hands.
755
00:33:14,411 --> 00:33:15,996
- Sorry.
- That's okay.
756
00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:22,544
Are you sure you're okay?
757
00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:25,881
'Cause it just kind of,
758
00:33:27,549 --> 00:33:29,092
kind of seems like you're not.
759
00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:34,598
Just think I drank a little bit more
than everyone did today.
760
00:33:40,062 --> 00:33:41,062
Hey.
761
00:33:45,984 --> 00:33:48,070
What? Hey. What? What?
762
00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:55,369
I shouldn't have let Macy go
to that party alone.
763
00:34:00,749 --> 00:34:02,292
I... Hey.
764
00:34:03,794 --> 00:34:05,379
There's, like... it's okay.
765
00:34:05,963 --> 00:34:08,756
There's no way that you
could have known that.
766
00:34:08,757 --> 00:34:10,008
It's not okay.
767
00:34:10,843 --> 00:34:13,053
It's not. I was mean to her.
768
00:34:13,345 --> 00:34:15,179
And I was a shitty roommate.
769
00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:18,391
And, and I hate that she went
to that party alone
770
00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:20,102
thinking that I was mean to her.
771
00:34:26,483 --> 00:34:29,528
I'm sorry we don't
really talk about this.
772
00:34:30,028 --> 00:34:31,238
Maybe we should.
773
00:34:35,617 --> 00:34:37,035
There's a lot, Pippa.
774
00:34:41,832 --> 00:34:42,958
What the hell was that?
775
00:34:51,133 --> 00:34:52,801
Holy shit!
776
00:34:54,678 --> 00:34:55,512
What the fuck?
777
00:34:55,513 --> 00:34:58,390
You fucking blew her up, dude,
this is incredible!
778
00:34:58,765 --> 00:34:59,765
You did it!
779
00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:01,018
Did it hit you?
780
00:35:01,393 --> 00:35:03,645
You're bleeding.
No, he's fine. He's fine.
781
00:35:03,812 --> 00:35:04,646
Don't!
782
00:35:04,647 --> 00:35:06,689
Oh, come on.
Just chill out and give me a hug.
783
00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:07,858
Fuck off, dude!
784
00:35:09,401 --> 00:35:11,028
Fuck all of you guys, alright?
785
00:35:12,738 --> 00:35:13,988
You've been telling me
to chill all week,
786
00:35:13,989 --> 00:35:15,449
and I can't fucking chill!
787
00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:17,576
Look at how you act.
788
00:35:19,077 --> 00:35:21,412
And you do it because you think
I'll just deal with it
789
00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:23,873
and act like you're not
complete fucking assholes.
790
00:35:23,874 --> 00:35:26,460
But guess what?
You're all fucking assholes!
791
00:35:29,755 --> 00:35:31,423
You're not my fucking friends.
792
00:35:32,841 --> 00:35:35,886
None of us are fucking friends.
793
00:35:37,846 --> 00:35:39,431
We don't listen to each other.
794
00:35:44,645 --> 00:35:46,355
We don't care about each other.
795
00:35:51,527 --> 00:35:53,320
And I just have a feeling that that's,
796
00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:56,467
that's just how I'm gonna feel
about each and every one of you.
797
00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:57,823
Always.
798
00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:07,708
Buddy, you want to come inside?
799
00:36:07,709 --> 00:36:09,878
Stop telling me what
the fuck to do, Stephen!
800
00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:18,595
Come on. Let's go inside.
801
00:36:20,639 --> 00:36:21,682
Hey, Bree.
802
00:36:32,109 --> 00:36:33,109
Hey.
803
00:36:33,318 --> 00:36:34,194
Hey.
804
00:36:34,195 --> 00:36:35,362
I don't know where Evan is.
805
00:36:39,825 --> 00:36:41,493
- Hey, wake up.
- I am.
806
00:36:46,206 --> 00:36:47,206
Evan!
807
00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:51,460
Evan!
808
00:36:52,963 --> 00:36:53,963
Evan!
809
00:36:55,340 --> 00:36:57,467
Evan, we're sorry!
810
00:37:01,638 --> 00:37:02,638
Evan?
811
00:37:04,433 --> 00:37:05,559
Evan!
812
00:37:08,353 --> 00:37:09,688
Hey. Wake up.
813
00:37:15,569 --> 00:37:16,569
Fuck.
814
00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:19,656
I'm sorry.
That's okay.
815
00:37:22,868 --> 00:37:24,995
Did, did you fall asleep out here?
816
00:37:25,996 --> 00:37:28,332
I think I was trying to make
my way back to campus.
817
00:37:28,874 --> 00:37:29,917
Right.
818
00:37:30,292 --> 00:37:33,419
Well, wait, wait.
Don't, don't try to stand up just yet.
819
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:34,922
You might have a concussion.
820
00:37:42,513 --> 00:37:44,673
I think Cosette got me
when I was trying to kill her.
821
00:37:48,352 --> 00:37:50,562
Yeah. It's, it's pretty bad.
822
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,901
I'm sorry for yelling at everybody.
823
00:37:56,902 --> 00:37:58,320
Hey...
824
00:37:58,737 --> 00:37:59,738
they deserved it.
825
00:38:02,783 --> 00:38:04,743
I just feel so much pressure.
826
00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:06,452
What do you mean?
827
00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:13,460
Because everybody thinks
I'm so nice.
828
00:38:16,380 --> 00:38:18,464
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
829
00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:20,050
You don't have to apologize.
830
00:38:20,509 --> 00:38:22,010
Our friends are stressful.
831
00:38:23,637 --> 00:38:24,680
I love them, but
832
00:38:25,973 --> 00:38:30,477
I feel like we just don't...
understand each other sometimes.
833
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,481
I know what you mean.
834
00:38:35,065 --> 00:38:37,305
But you don't always have
to be nice to them, you know.
835
00:38:37,901 --> 00:38:39,361
I'll still like you.
836
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:42,281
Oh yeah?
837
00:38:43,615 --> 00:38:46,368
Have you really not noticed
how much I like you?
838
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,835
I guess I'm an idiot.
I haven't noticed a lot of shit.
839
00:38:59,131 --> 00:39:00,465
Should we try and go back?
840
00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:04,052
Alright.
841
00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:06,220
I'm gonna be good for this walk.
842
00:39:06,221 --> 00:39:07,513
- Oh yeah?
- Watch.
843
00:39:07,514 --> 00:39:08,849
Okay.
844
00:39:09,850 --> 00:39:10,893
Oh fuck.
845
00:39:12,644 --> 00:39:13,644
Please help.
846
00:39:16,273 --> 00:39:17,398
You got it.
847
00:39:17,399 --> 00:39:18,566
Okay. Just take it slow.
848
00:39:18,567 --> 00:39:19,776
- Mm-hmm.
- Alright.
849
00:39:21,570 --> 00:39:23,821
You don't have to answer this,
850
00:39:23,822 --> 00:39:27,409
but what do your parents do
for a living?
851
00:39:28,368 --> 00:39:32,039
My dad invented the materials used
for Slimy Hands.
852
00:39:38,504 --> 00:39:39,838
Are you serious?
853
00:39:40,589 --> 00:39:41,589
Yeah.
854
00:39:45,844 --> 00:39:47,054
Oh my god.
855
00:39:47,846 --> 00:39:50,223
- Sorry. That's just...
- No, no, no.
856
00:39:50,224 --> 00:39:52,518
It's, it's pretty funny actually.
857
00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:58,981
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
858
00:39:58,982 --> 00:40:03,277
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
859
00:40:03,278 --> 00:40:04,278
Oh, oh.
860
00:40:04,571 --> 00:40:07,865
♪ Happy birthday ♪
861
00:40:07,866 --> 00:40:11,411
♪ Dear Evan ♪
862
00:40:11,703 --> 00:40:16,834
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
863
00:40:18,293 --> 00:40:19,669
Hey!
864
00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:21,212
Woo!
865
00:40:21,213 --> 00:40:22,381
Thanks, guys.
866
00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:26,676
And, look, you know,
coke makes me a little crazy
867
00:40:26,677 --> 00:40:28,511
so please don't take
anything I said...
868
00:40:28,512 --> 00:40:31,430
Hey, hey, don't apologize
to these assholes.
869
00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:34,517
Your birthday was two days ago,
and we're just now singing to you.
870
00:40:34,518 --> 00:40:36,185
Yeah, it was an epic weekend.
871
00:40:36,186 --> 00:40:38,146
And you alone conquered Cosette.
872
00:40:39,314 --> 00:40:40,898
Yeah. Let me cut you a slice.
873
00:40:40,899 --> 00:40:43,443
Nah, I think I'll get some later.
I'm gonna ice my head.
874
00:40:44,278 --> 00:40:46,238
And, uh, since it's my birthday,
875
00:40:46,697 --> 00:40:47,905
you guys clean up.
876
00:40:47,906 --> 00:40:49,575
- Okay.
- Okay.
877
00:41:00,836 --> 00:41:02,421
Well, you look really cozy.
878
00:41:02,754 --> 00:41:04,673
Ready to go? Got everything packed?
Yeah.
879
00:41:05,424 --> 00:41:07,592
I'm just trying to savor this mattress
880
00:41:07,593 --> 00:41:09,344
before I have to go back
to my dorm bed.
881
00:41:10,012 --> 00:41:11,012
With your shoes on?
882
00:41:11,889 --> 00:41:12,889
Sorry.
883
00:41:13,891 --> 00:41:15,491
I guess I'm just
kind of gross like that.
884
00:41:17,144 --> 00:41:18,769
Well, I can safely say that you are
885
00:41:18,770 --> 00:41:20,981
the least gross person in this house.
886
00:41:33,535 --> 00:41:34,535
Is this okay?
887
00:41:34,703 --> 00:41:35,954
Yes.
888
00:41:36,747 --> 00:41:38,498
Yeah. It's more than okay.
889
00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:43,503
♪ Death Cab for Cutie's
I Will Follow You into the Dark playing ♪
890
00:41:47,007 --> 00:41:49,258
♪ Love of mine ♪
891
00:41:49,259 --> 00:41:52,345
♪ Someday you will die ♪
892
00:41:52,346 --> 00:41:55,348
♪ But I'll be close behind ♪
893
00:41:55,349 --> 00:41:58,977
♪ And follow you into the dark ♪
894
00:41:59,353 --> 00:42:01,188
♪ No blinding light ♪
895
00:42:01,772 --> 00:42:04,441
♪ Or tunnels to gates of white ♪
896
00:42:04,942 --> 00:42:07,778
♪ Just our hands clasped so tight ♪
897
00:42:08,278 --> 00:42:11,657
♪ Waiting for the hint of a spark ♪
898
00:42:11,949 --> 00:42:14,450
♪ If heaven and hell decide ♪
899
00:42:14,451 --> 00:42:18,079
♪ That they both are satisfied ♪
900
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,665
♪ Illuminate the "No's" ♪
901
00:42:20,666 --> 00:42:24,252
♪ On their vacancy signs ♪
902
00:42:24,253 --> 00:42:27,171
♪ If there's no one beside you ♪
903
00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:30,424
♪ When your soul embarks ♪
904
00:42:30,425 --> 00:42:32,761
♪ Then I'll follow you into the dark ♪
905
00:42:36,849 --> 00:42:39,016
♪ You and me ♪
906
00:42:39,017 --> 00:42:41,728
♪ Have seen everything to see ♪
907
00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:44,648
♪ From Bangkok to Calgary ♪
908
00:42:45,607 --> 00:42:48,652
♪ And the soles
of your shoes ♪
909
00:42:49,069 --> 00:42:51,445
♪ Are all worn down ♪
910
00:42:51,446 --> 00:42:54,532
♪ The time for sleep is now ♪
911
00:42:54,533 --> 00:42:56,994
♪ It's nothing to cry about ♪
912
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,998
♪ 'Cause we'll hold each other soon ♪
913
00:43:01,540 --> 00:43:07,546
♪ The blackest of rooms ♪
914
00:43:15,262 --> 00:43:17,805
♪ Illuminate the "No's" ♪
915
00:43:17,806 --> 00:43:21,392
♪ On their vacancy signs ♪
916
00:43:21,393 --> 00:43:24,270
♪ If there's no one beside you ♪
917
00:43:24,271 --> 00:43:27,523
♪ When your soul embarks ♪
918
00:43:27,524 --> 00:43:31,361
♪ Then I'll follow you into the dark ♪
919
00:43:33,655 --> 00:43:37,534
♪ Then I'll follow you into the dark ♪
920
00:44:53,694 --> 00:44:55,778
Alright, everybody ready?
921
00:44:55,779 --> 00:44:56,780
Mm-hmm.
922
00:44:57,322 --> 00:44:59,741
Fuck, this is all wet.
923
00:45:00,868 --> 00:45:02,995
Jesus. I borrowed this from school.
924
00:45:03,537 --> 00:45:05,204
Somebody must have
kicked it in the pool.
925
00:45:05,205 --> 00:45:07,207
- Can I, can I see it?
- Shit.
926
00:45:08,792 --> 00:45:10,376
Is the button working?
927
00:45:10,377 --> 00:45:11,545
- No.
- Hold it down.
928
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:13,880
Nothing.
929
00:45:14,715 --> 00:45:15,715
Shit.
930
00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:18,969
So many good pictures
of us on there.
931
00:45:19,928 --> 00:45:20,762
Aw.
932
00:45:20,763 --> 00:45:22,264
Let me see
if I can go dry it for you.
933
00:45:22,723 --> 00:45:24,224
- Okay. Thanks.
- Yeah, no worries.
934
00:45:38,071 --> 00:45:39,071
Hey, dude.
935
00:45:42,367 --> 00:45:44,243
I'm sorry we got
our balls crossed this weekend.
936
00:45:44,244 --> 00:45:47,331
I know I can be an asshole,
but I got nothing but love for you.
937
00:45:50,167 --> 00:45:51,167
Come here.
938
00:45:51,168 --> 00:45:53,670
♪ The Killer's
Smile Like You Mean It playing ♪
939
00:45:55,380 --> 00:45:57,006
- Drive safe.
- Yeah, you too.
940
00:46:18,612 --> 00:46:22,114
♪ Save some face ♪
941
00:46:22,115 --> 00:46:26,410
♪ You know you've only got one ♪
942
00:46:26,411 --> 00:46:29,622
♪ Change your ways ♪
943
00:46:29,623 --> 00:46:31,500
♪ While you're young ♪
944
00:46:34,169 --> 00:46:36,546
♪ Boy ♪
945
00:46:36,547 --> 00:46:40,883
♪ One day you'll be a man ♪
946
00:46:40,884 --> 00:46:44,220
♪ Oh girl ♪
947
00:46:44,221 --> 00:46:48,517
♪ He'll help you understand ♪
948
00:46:49,309 --> 00:46:52,813
♪ Smile like you mean it ♪
949
00:46:57,067 --> 00:47:00,571
♪ Smile like you mean it ♪
950
00:47:04,908 --> 00:47:08,161
♪ Smile like you mean it ♪
951
00:47:15,419 --> 00:47:20,340
♪ Oh no, oh no, no, no ♪
952
00:47:23,093 --> 00:47:28,599
♪ Oh no, oh no, no, no ♪
65911
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