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Previously on "Superman and Lois"...
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I was there the night
that that thing came,
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and I saw what happened to your dad.
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Jordan told me everything about your dad
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and who he really is.
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Sell me your farm, you get $10 million.
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It's a lot of money to turn down.
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It's nothing compared
to what you sacrificed.
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Aidy thinks I'm Superman,
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and I'm pretty sure
she's not the only one.
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When I first started out
as Superman in Metropolis,
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being a hero was easy.
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Excuse me, do you know
where Milledge Avenue is?
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In a big city like
that, I could disappear
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at a moment's notice.
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And I was just another
face in the crowd.
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In Smallville, I was just Clark Kent.
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Why would anyone suspect otherwise?
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But then I died.
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And some people saw
something, something that
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raised questions about me.
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Breaking news out of
Metropolis this afternoon.
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A 1974 Model Helbing 562
twin-engine passenger aircraft
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originating from Milwaukee
and en route to Atlanta
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has blown both engines
just after takeoff.
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Oh, um, you know what?
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I think I... I left
my wallet in the car.
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I'll be right back.
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To keep you up to date
on any new developments.
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The 50-year-old aircraft was due
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to retire next month after failing
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- multiple safety inspections.
- Hold on there, Brian.
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It appears Superman has
arrived just in time.
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Thanks, Isabel.
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Once again, Superman
arrives to save the day
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and save countless lives.
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Found it.
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Investigators to the scene
to determine what caused this.
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You're back already?
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I just went to the parking lot.
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Right, yes. Yeah, um.
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That is $15.46.
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You have got to be kidding me.
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How did I miss step 27?
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Maybe we can help?
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Does it look like I need help?
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- You're doing great, Mom.
- No, you don't need help.
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This is supposed to be a nice
gift for Chrissy and Kyle.
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Oh, everything okay?
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Of course everything's okay.
Is everything okay with you?
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Yeah, yeah. No, I'm good.
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Just making some progress on my list.
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You mean your "convince everyone
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you're not Superman" list?
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Look, too many people
are getting suspicious.
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We gotta put the genie
back in the bottle
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before it's too late, so
I'm crossing Denise Olowe
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off my list, which just
leaves Aidy Manning and...
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Coach Gaines.
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Yeah, he's next.
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The secret's very important,
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so we all have to do whatever it takes.
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Well, good luck with that.
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We're gonna go see a movie.
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Any news on Luthor?
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He just went back to his
old apartment in Metropolis.
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He should be in prison.
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Has John Henry gotten Otis to talk?
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Not yet, but he says it's
just a matter of time.
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He better hurry.
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The last time Luthor went this quiet,
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he created a monster
that literally killed you.
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Just imagine it.
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It has multiple rooms, laundry
that doesn't require quarters.
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Oh, look at that.
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A backyard for family barbecues.
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And we can have an actual nursery.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Our baby deserves a nursery, Kyle.
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Yeah.
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This house is just perfect.
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Well, how much does perfect cost?
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Oh.
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Oh, well, that is...
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Totally out of our budget. I know.
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I shouldn't have even
been looking at it.
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No, no. Hey.
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Look, you and I, we...
we need a perfect house
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because we're about
to have a perfect baby.
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So if this is the one,
then we'll figure out
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a way to make it work, okay?
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Okay.
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Hey, Coach.
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Hey, hey, Kent.
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You here to accept my job offer?
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It's a pretty good salary
for an assistant coach.
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But a guy like you is worth it.
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I'm afraid I have to decline.
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Is this about the boys not playing?
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Because I'm working on that.
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You can stop working on it.
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And I didn't entirely
appreciate the girls comment.
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It's not really a reason
someone should play football.
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Who said anything about girls?
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I simply said that football is
a super way to build character,
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which your boys are gonna
need if they're gonna follow
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in their father's footsteps.
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Well, frankly, the last time
Jonathan was on the team,
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he took drugs, so.
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I don't think he needed them.
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I don't think anybody needs drugs.
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You know what I mean.
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I... I'm not sure I do. Um.
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Oh, hey, Coach, you're
gonna want to watch...
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ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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- Ow?
- Ow!
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Ow?
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Ow!
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- Ow?
- Ow!
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Uh, are you okay, Kent?
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I don't know, I think I
might have sprained something.
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I'm not a doctor. It just hurts. Ow!
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Okay, I'm gonna get some ice.
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Yeah.
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Ow?
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We need some ice!
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Hey, we need some ice!
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What, are you worried
you're gonna get hurt?
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This is the "Daily Planet"
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softball team we're talking about.
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It's not some underground fight club.
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Jimmy's right. You should join.
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- You love baseball.
- Yeah, I... I know.
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Just, I've never actually played.
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Neither has most of the team.
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Okay, ignore my sister.
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She and your fiancรฉ
hang out all the time.
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But what about us? Come on.
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Can't we be pals?
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We already are, aren't we?
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Friends hang out outside of work.
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What better way to do that
than by taking back our trophy
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from those pretentious
jerks at "The Star"?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, what do you say?
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You in?
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Jimmy, I'm sorry, I'm
just... I'm really swamped
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with this Intergang story right now.
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See? I told you he'd say no.
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Always does.
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Right. Maybe next time, CK.
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You know we don't have any
leads on the Intergang story.
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I can't join a softball team.
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My dad never wanted me to play
sports for obvious reasons.
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But especially now with Superman,
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I can't risk drawing
attention to myself.
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No matter who you are, you're
still allowed to have friends.
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I have friends.
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Not friends all the way in Smallville.
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Friends you can actually hang out with.
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It doesn't matter. If I
played, I'd be cheating.
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Then don't cheat. Be terrible.
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It's not about winning.
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Be terrible.
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Be terrible. Well, not terrible.
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I could... oh! Oh, I could bunt!
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I could be the bunt guy!
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- I love bunts!
- Great.
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I don't know what that means.
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But, yes, you see, you can do it.
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Yes, I can do this.
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Thanks, babe.
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Uh, hey, Jimmy?
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Had a thought.
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How low are your expectations?
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I saw the first one four times.
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Now I plan on taking a drink every time
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there's a severed limb.
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There he is.
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The star quarterback.
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Dude, I told Gaines I can't play.
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Position's yours.
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Because that's the only
way I could get it, right?
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I could never dream of beating you.
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Timmy, what's your problem?
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My problem is that I worked
my ass off for football
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while the Wonder Twins
here have superpowers.
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Wait, you think we have powers?
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Do you hear how crazy that sounds?
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Always wondered how you
were so good as a freshman.
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I had to take X-K just to keep up.
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But that's because you were
super-powered this whole time.
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- That's not what happened.
- Stop lying.
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I know it's true!
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- I'm not lying.
- Yes, you are.
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Why don't you show them who you are?
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Get out of my face.
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- You ruined my life, Kent.
- Get out of my face.
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I'm not gonna get out of your face.
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Why don't you show them who you are!
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Get out of my face!
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Whatever's going on here is done, okay?
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You've ruined my life, Kent.
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I think you should leave.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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Superboy wins again.
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Okay, open. Surprise!
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It's so...
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big.
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Okay, you might wanna have
Kyle do a safety check.
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It's lovely.
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Thank you.
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It's just...
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We actually need to talk.
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Maybe you should sit down.
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Okay.
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So me and Kyle, we've
been looking and looking,
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and we finally found a house.
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- Lois, it's the house.
- That's amazing.
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Except it's not even
remotely in our price range.
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And I've been over and over it,
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and the only way we'll ever
be able to afford it is...
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if I sell my share of the "Gazette."
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Chrissy.
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I'm really sorry.
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Well, you don't get to make a
decision like that without me.
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I thought we were
building something here.
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We are.
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We were.
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We're supposed to be a team.
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And I love our team. I really do.
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But I'm about to have a new team.
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And the way this baby stomps
on my bladder every minute,
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they're gonna need a
yard to run around in.
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No, I get that. Of course I do.
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I just... if you sell,
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that could mean the
end of the "Gazette."
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And that's the last thing I'd ever want.
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Working with you has been a dream.
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I have to do this for my family.
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Do you hate me?
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No, of course not. I'm happy for you.
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I'm just sad to lose this.
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I'm really sorry.
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But this baby's kicking
around in there again,
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and I have to pee, like, right now.
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Hey, I got your message.
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Everything okay?
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You're selling your grill?
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Look, Kent, I got one kid
getting ready to study abroad,
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I got another one
growing up way too fast,
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and now a baby on the way.
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There's no way around it.
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I'm... I'm flat broke.
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But that particular tragedy is not what
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I wanted to talk to you about.
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Well, what's going on?
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It's about Timmy Ryan.
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I saw him earlier today with the boys.
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He was accusing Jon
of cheating at football
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and then talking about
how he didn't think
262
00:11:16,262 --> 00:11:18,137
it was fair that he
should have to compete
263
00:11:18,138 --> 00:11:21,516
for a spot against Superboy.
264
00:11:21,517 --> 00:11:24,561
Okay, so now Timmy Ryan knows.
265
00:11:24,562 --> 00:11:27,146
Is there anyone in this town
I don't have to worry about?
266
00:11:27,147 --> 00:11:28,773
I mean, I know it can't be easy
267
00:11:28,774 --> 00:11:33,320
always having to keep yourself
a secret from all your friends.
268
00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:37,824
That's right, baby!
269
00:11:37,825 --> 00:11:39,284
Come on, Smallville!
270
00:11:39,285 --> 00:11:40,827
You got this. Come on, CK.
271
00:11:40,828 --> 00:11:42,329
Bring me home, baby!
272
00:11:51,755 --> 00:11:52,922
Whoo!
273
00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:55,758
Yeah, baby!
274
00:11:59,513 --> 00:12:01,556
CK bringing me home in
the bottom of the ninth
275
00:12:01,557 --> 00:12:02,807
with an epic bunt?
276
00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:04,267
What got into you?
277
00:12:04,268 --> 00:12:06,102
First rule of Meteors
legend Ray Coyle's book.
278
00:12:06,103 --> 00:12:07,520
If you can't bunt, you can't win.
279
00:12:07,521 --> 00:12:09,648
You're a madman, and
I absolutely love it.
280
00:12:11,108 --> 00:12:12,400
Hey, Lane.
281
00:12:12,401 --> 00:12:15,028
Hey, how's it feel to
be dating the big hero?
282
00:12:15,029 --> 00:12:16,738
Same as always.
283
00:12:16,739 --> 00:12:18,698
You're a lucky lady.
Don't you ever forget it.
284
00:12:18,699 --> 00:12:20,533
Yeah, I think we know
who the lucky one is.
285
00:12:20,534 --> 00:12:22,702
Hey, you and me, man, this is
the start of something great.
286
00:12:22,703 --> 00:12:24,245
You hear me?
287
00:12:24,246 --> 00:12:25,663
Next thing I know,
you're gonna be trying out
288
00:12:25,664 --> 00:12:28,249
for the big leagues.
289
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,001
Is that too much?
Should I have struck out?
290
00:12:30,002 --> 00:12:31,419
No, it was great.
291
00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:32,879
And that smile looks good on you too.
292
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,297
Well, I've never been
part of the team before.
293
00:12:34,298 --> 00:12:36,424
I didn't know it felt this good.
294
00:12:36,425 --> 00:12:39,302
I hate having to lie like that.
295
00:12:39,303 --> 00:12:42,013
You didn't, though. Not really.
296
00:12:42,014 --> 00:12:43,640
And besides, Malcolm and Wellnitz
297
00:12:43,641 --> 00:12:45,308
just thought he was crazy anyway.
298
00:12:45,309 --> 00:12:46,809
Yeah, but he's not.
299
00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:50,188
And we just let them
make fun of him for us.
300
00:12:50,189 --> 00:12:51,397
With him coming at us like that,
301
00:12:51,398 --> 00:12:53,733
we didn't really have a choice.
302
00:12:53,734 --> 00:12:55,652
Besides, Timmy was wrong anyway.
303
00:12:55,653 --> 00:12:57,487
You didn't even have powers back then.
304
00:12:57,488 --> 00:13:00,198
Yeah, but I can't say
that and defend myself.
305
00:13:00,199 --> 00:13:01,491
I had to lie about it.
306
00:13:01,492 --> 00:13:03,409
Having powers isn't always awesome.
307
00:13:03,410 --> 00:13:05,245
Welcome to the club.
308
00:13:06,622 --> 00:13:08,498
- Chrissy wants out?
- Yep.
309
00:13:08,499 --> 00:13:10,667
She already called
that awful conglomerate
310
00:13:10,668 --> 00:13:13,294
that tried to buy us out a while back.
311
00:13:13,295 --> 00:13:15,380
But reporting is her superpower.
312
00:13:15,381 --> 00:13:16,673
And you two make a great team.
313
00:13:16,674 --> 00:13:17,840
I know.
314
00:13:17,841 --> 00:13:20,259
Boys, dinner!
315
00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:21,344
Well, they must be desperate.
316
00:13:21,345 --> 00:13:22,971
Kyle is selling his grill.
317
00:13:22,972 --> 00:13:24,138
What?
318
00:13:24,139 --> 00:13:26,391
Grilling is his superpower.
319
00:13:26,392 --> 00:13:29,395
There's gotta be another way
for them to get their house.
320
00:13:32,940 --> 00:13:34,482
Hey.
321
00:13:34,483 --> 00:13:37,403
So I hear Timmy Ryan
knows you two have powers?
322
00:13:38,988 --> 00:13:40,863
He doesn't know.
323
00:13:40,864 --> 00:13:42,907
Not for sure, anyway.
324
00:13:42,908 --> 00:13:46,703
But he was pretty mad.
325
00:13:46,704 --> 00:13:48,538
Okay, so I'm gonna have
to add him to the list.
326
00:13:48,539 --> 00:13:49,872
Look, just tell me now.
327
00:13:49,873 --> 00:13:52,543
Is there anyone else who might know?
328
00:13:55,462 --> 00:13:56,587
Candice knows.
329
00:13:56,588 --> 00:13:58,172
You told your girlfriend?
330
00:13:58,173 --> 00:13:59,674
He didn't. I did.
331
00:13:59,675 --> 00:14:01,009
What? When?
332
00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:02,885
When she was visiting.
333
00:14:02,886 --> 00:14:04,429
She's known since the 4th?
334
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:05,930
Well, I had to keep
sneaking off to help Mom,
335
00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:07,181
and she knew I was lying.
336
00:14:07,182 --> 00:14:08,766
- So this is my fault?
- No!
337
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:10,268
And I wasn't gonna tell
her, but she was really hurt,
338
00:14:10,269 --> 00:14:11,602
and she was about to break up with me.
339
00:14:11,603 --> 00:14:13,479
- Then you let her.
- Dad, come on.
340
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,356
Don't even start with me.
You should know better.
341
00:14:15,357 --> 00:14:16,691
Yeah, I do.
342
00:14:16,692 --> 00:14:18,443
'Cause I lost Sarah for the same reason,
343
00:14:18,444 --> 00:14:19,777
and I didn't want Jon to
have to go through that.
344
00:14:19,778 --> 00:14:21,404
This isn't about what you want.
345
00:14:21,405 --> 00:14:23,114
That wasn't your decision to make.
346
00:14:23,115 --> 00:14:24,907
We can trust Candice.
347
00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:27,326
You can't possibly know that. She's 16.
348
00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:28,911
She doesn't even live in Smallville.
349
00:14:28,912 --> 00:14:30,413
Like everyone in this town isn't already
350
00:14:30,414 --> 00:14:31,414
telling everyone else about it.
351
00:14:31,415 --> 00:14:32,832
I'm fixing that.
352
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,000
Sure, you are.
353
00:14:34,001 --> 00:14:35,251
What don't you two get?
354
00:14:35,252 --> 00:14:37,045
The secret is everything.
355
00:14:37,046 --> 00:14:39,088
It's the only thing that gives
us a chance at a normal life.
356
00:14:39,089 --> 00:14:41,257
This life is hardly normal.
357
00:14:41,258 --> 00:14:42,675
But it's the only one we have.
358
00:14:42,676 --> 00:14:44,594
So both of you will
do everything you can
359
00:14:44,595 --> 00:14:48,473
to protect it from
Candice or Timmy or anyone.
360
00:14:48,474 --> 00:14:49,807
Is that clear?
361
00:14:49,808 --> 00:14:51,350
Fine.
362
00:15:12,748 --> 00:15:15,875
Boys, we need to talk about your father.
363
00:15:15,876 --> 00:15:19,378
You mean about how he went
off at us for no reason?
364
00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:21,255
It wasn't without reason.
365
00:15:21,256 --> 00:15:22,924
Candice deserved to know the truth.
366
00:15:22,925 --> 00:15:24,217
Give me that.
367
00:15:24,218 --> 00:15:26,594
- Hey!
- I was just about to win!
368
00:15:26,595 --> 00:15:28,971
This isn't about Candice.
369
00:15:28,972 --> 00:15:32,100
Your father has been keeping
this a secret his whole life.
370
00:15:32,101 --> 00:15:33,643
We know.
371
00:15:33,644 --> 00:15:35,436
He only holds it over our
heads, like, all the time.
372
00:15:35,437 --> 00:15:36,979
But I still don't think you understand
373
00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:38,523
what it actually means.
374
00:15:38,524 --> 00:15:41,275
Do you know how old your
dad was when he got powers?
375
00:15:41,276 --> 00:15:42,527
He was four.
376
00:15:42,528 --> 00:15:44,070
And his parents, they meant well,
377
00:15:44,071 --> 00:15:47,448
but they were so hard on
him whenever he used them.
378
00:15:47,449 --> 00:15:48,699
We know what that's like.
379
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:50,118
He was just a little kid, Jordan.
380
00:15:50,119 --> 00:15:52,328
And his parents were
terrified that if anyone
381
00:15:52,329 --> 00:15:53,704
found out what he was capable of,
382
00:15:53,705 --> 00:15:55,790
he'd be taken away from them.
383
00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:58,501
So he grew up with that constant fear.
384
00:15:58,502 --> 00:16:00,711
That's not going to happen now.
385
00:16:00,712 --> 00:16:02,505
I know, but keeping this secret
386
00:16:02,506 --> 00:16:04,841
is truly all he's ever known.
387
00:16:04,842 --> 00:16:06,217
Until he told you.
388
00:16:06,218 --> 00:16:08,636
Mr. Irons, Miss Lang, Chrissy.
389
00:16:08,637 --> 00:16:10,847
But there are so many
other people he didn't tell.
390
00:16:10,848 --> 00:16:14,851
And these are people who
were really important to him.
391
00:16:14,852 --> 00:16:18,646
He was on an island,
isolated for so long.
392
00:16:18,647 --> 00:16:20,523
Okay, but that was his decision.
393
00:16:20,524 --> 00:16:22,525
Yeah, and he made it with good reason.
394
00:16:22,526 --> 00:16:24,443
Listen, all I'm asking of you guys
395
00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:27,363
is to cut your dad some slack.
396
00:16:27,364 --> 00:16:29,532
He might act like keeping this secret
397
00:16:29,533 --> 00:16:32,034
didn't cost him anything,
but I promise you,
398
00:16:32,035 --> 00:16:34,954
it is not true.
399
00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:41,377
Hey. How many innings did I miss?
400
00:16:41,378 --> 00:16:43,087
How many innings are there in softball?
401
00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:44,839
- Nine.
- Then eight.
402
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,549
Which means there's still one left.
403
00:16:46,550 --> 00:16:48,134
I got here as quick as I could.
404
00:16:48,135 --> 00:16:49,927
There was a freighter sinking
off the coast of Greece.
405
00:16:49,928 --> 00:16:51,637
Well, well, well.
406
00:16:51,638 --> 00:16:54,724
There's the face I wanted
to see about two hours ago.
407
00:16:54,725 --> 00:16:55,975
Jimmy, I'm sorry. I...
408
00:16:55,976 --> 00:16:57,435
I get it. Traffic's crazy these days.
409
00:16:57,436 --> 00:16:58,895
Come on, get out there.
410
00:16:58,896 --> 00:17:01,981
Game's tied. We need the Bunt King.
411
00:17:01,982 --> 00:17:04,901
- See? Jimmy's not even mad.
- Yeah, this time.
412
00:17:04,902 --> 00:17:06,652
Well, maybe there won't be a next time.
413
00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:08,029
There's always gonna be a next time.
414
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:09,572
I told you, joining
this team was a bad idea.
415
00:17:09,573 --> 00:17:10,948
No, it wasn't.
416
00:17:10,949 --> 00:17:12,283
And you can't let tomorrow ruin today.
417
00:17:12,284 --> 00:17:13,784
Now, get out there.
418
00:17:13,785 --> 00:17:17,079
You bunt all over that field.
419
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,165
Okay.
420
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:23,085
You're selling your grill?
421
00:17:23,086 --> 00:17:24,253
We need the money, babe.
422
00:17:24,254 --> 00:17:25,838
I get it.
423
00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:28,090
I tried to sell my
stake in the "Gazette."
424
00:17:28,091 --> 00:17:29,759
What?
425
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,595
No, Chrissy, the
"Gazette" is not a grill.
426
00:17:32,596 --> 00:17:35,431
That's... that's your life.
427
00:17:35,432 --> 00:17:36,891
I know.
428
00:17:36,892 --> 00:17:38,226
But it would have been more than enough
429
00:17:38,227 --> 00:17:39,352
for the down payment.
430
00:17:39,353 --> 00:17:40,770
And don't worry.
431
00:17:40,771 --> 00:17:42,688
I could find another job
after the baby is here.
432
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:45,274
Yeah, but that is a big life decision.
433
00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:48,694
Doesn't even matter anyway
'cause the only lead I had
434
00:17:48,695 --> 00:17:51,656
turned out to be a shell
corporation for Luthor.
435
00:17:51,657 --> 00:17:54,242
By the time I put out more feelers...
436
00:17:54,243 --> 00:17:55,869
House will be off the market.
437
00:17:57,704 --> 00:18:01,415
Well, look, I'll sell everything then...
438
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:03,084
my grill, my truck.
439
00:18:03,085 --> 00:18:05,169
And believe it or not, that
singing trout on the wall,
440
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:06,295
that's a collector's item.
441
00:18:06,296 --> 00:18:08,047
Oh, Kyle, no.
442
00:18:08,048 --> 00:18:10,967
No, it doesn't matter what we sell.
443
00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:14,303
We're not gonna have the money in time.
444
00:18:14,304 --> 00:18:16,264
That house is just...
445
00:18:16,265 --> 00:18:19,100
it just wasn't meant to be.
446
00:18:19,101 --> 00:18:22,478
You know, raising a baby
in a tiny studio apartment
447
00:18:22,479 --> 00:18:25,273
with no in-unit washer/dryer
448
00:18:25,274 --> 00:18:27,233
isn't the worst thing of all time.
449
00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,752
Dad?
450
00:18:50,841 --> 00:18:53,676
We wanted to say we're
sorry about Candice.
451
00:18:53,677 --> 00:18:54,760
And that we probably should have
452
00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:56,137
handled things differently.
453
00:18:56,138 --> 00:18:58,931
I appreciate that.
454
00:18:58,932 --> 00:19:01,309
Look, I hope you guys
know I'm not trying
455
00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:03,311
to make your lives miserable.
456
00:19:03,312 --> 00:19:05,187
I'm trying to make them better.
457
00:19:05,188 --> 00:19:06,188
We get that.
458
00:19:06,189 --> 00:19:07,315
And we wanna help.
459
00:19:07,316 --> 00:19:08,983
Well, good.
460
00:19:08,984 --> 00:19:11,945
Because there's something
the three of us need to do.
461
00:19:14,573 --> 00:19:16,866
Timmy, your friends are here!
462
00:19:16,867 --> 00:19:18,868
I am so glad you stopped by, Clark.
463
00:19:18,869 --> 00:19:20,661
- It's been too long.
- It has.
464
00:19:20,662 --> 00:19:22,705
I wish it was under
better circumstances.
465
00:19:22,706 --> 00:19:24,999
I think our boys had
a little disagreement,
466
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,626
so I just wanted to come
over and clear the air.
467
00:19:27,627 --> 00:19:30,129
A disagreement? About what?
468
00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:32,631
About them hiding their powers
469
00:19:32,632 --> 00:19:35,343
because Mr. Kent is Superman.
470
00:19:37,471 --> 00:19:42,099
That's very flattering, but
I... that's simply not true.
471
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,517
Honey, I went to school with Clark.
472
00:19:43,518 --> 00:19:45,102
He was just a normal kid.
473
00:19:45,103 --> 00:19:47,813
Just like how Jon and
Jordan are pretending to be.
474
00:19:47,814 --> 00:19:49,523
Just because Jon's better
than you at football
475
00:19:49,524 --> 00:19:51,025
doesn't mean that he has powers.
476
00:19:51,026 --> 00:19:53,444
Don't lie to me. I was
there on Main Street.
477
00:19:53,445 --> 00:19:54,820
I saw you fly.
478
00:19:54,821 --> 00:19:58,574
Timothy, are you using drugs again?
479
00:19:58,575 --> 00:20:00,201
What? No.
480
00:20:00,202 --> 00:20:02,745
Look, I'm sure it's just
an honest misunderstanding.
481
00:20:02,746 --> 00:20:04,080
No, it wasn't.
482
00:20:04,081 --> 00:20:06,248
Enough.
483
00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:08,752
- Whatever.
- Timmy!
484
00:20:10,504 --> 00:20:12,338
I am so sorry about that.
485
00:20:12,339 --> 00:20:14,507
Well, there's no need to apologize.
486
00:20:14,508 --> 00:20:15,716
Let me go talk to him.
487
00:20:15,717 --> 00:20:17,676
And please, send Lois my best?
488
00:20:17,677 --> 00:20:18,761
Yeah.
489
00:20:22,891 --> 00:20:26,268
Guess this means you can
cross Timmy off your list.
490
00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:39,866
Jimmy?
491
00:20:43,912 --> 00:20:46,539
Hey, wait up.
492
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:47,873
We missed you at the game, CK.
493
00:20:47,874 --> 00:20:49,417
- It was a close one.
- Yeah, I know.
494
00:20:49,418 --> 00:20:50,835
The craziest thing happened.
495
00:20:50,836 --> 00:20:52,086
You're... you're not gonna believe it.
496
00:20:52,087 --> 00:20:54,922
Yeah, I don't think I will.
497
00:20:54,923 --> 00:20:56,424
Sorry?
498
00:20:56,425 --> 00:21:00,845
The craziest thing doesn't
happen three games in a row.
499
00:21:00,846 --> 00:21:02,304
I was starting to think it was me.
500
00:21:02,305 --> 00:21:04,056
Maybe you just didn't wanna hang out.
501
00:21:04,057 --> 00:21:07,768
No, see, my neighbor's cat
got out again, Miss May, and...
502
00:21:07,769 --> 00:21:10,354
Then it hit me. There's a pattern here.
503
00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:13,816
It sounds crazy at first,
but it explains a lot.
504
00:21:13,817 --> 00:21:15,901
Oh, it's just a streak
of bad luck, really.
505
00:21:15,902 --> 00:21:17,778
Actually, I'd say everyone involved
506
00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,530
turned out to be pretty damn lucky.
507
00:21:25,662 --> 00:21:27,455
Crashing helicopter.
508
00:21:27,456 --> 00:21:28,831
A blown out train track.
509
00:21:28,832 --> 00:21:30,791
A falling elevator at the Eiffel Tower.
510
00:21:30,792 --> 00:21:33,795
Every game you miss,
Superman was making a save.
511
00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:36,596
I'm not sure I follow.
512
00:21:39,009 --> 00:21:41,510
You and I, we're friends, right?
513
00:21:41,511 --> 00:21:43,846
Yeah, of course.
514
00:21:43,847 --> 00:21:46,348
It's you.
515
00:21:46,349 --> 00:21:48,517
You're Superman.
516
00:21:50,896 --> 00:21:55,816
Uh, Jimmy, I honestly don't
even know what to say to that.
517
00:21:55,817 --> 00:21:57,818
Just the truth. Nothing else.
518
00:21:57,819 --> 00:22:00,947
Clark Kent, are you Superman?
519
00:22:03,867 --> 00:22:08,079
No, I am not Superman.
520
00:22:11,374 --> 00:22:14,543
Hmm. I still don't believe you.
521
00:22:14,544 --> 00:22:15,961
No offense, but...
522
00:22:15,962 --> 00:22:17,296
Guess we'll just have to wait and see.
523
00:22:17,297 --> 00:22:18,881
The championship game is on Friday.
524
00:22:18,882 --> 00:22:23,219
So, hopefully, nothing crazy happens.
525
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:39,568
How did it go?
526
00:22:39,569 --> 00:22:40,736
They didn't believe you?
527
00:22:40,737 --> 00:22:42,238
They did.
528
00:22:42,239 --> 00:22:44,698
Timmy's mom, anyway.
529
00:22:44,699 --> 00:22:46,535
It really sucked.
530
00:22:50,163 --> 00:22:52,164
- Are they okay?
- Yeah.
531
00:22:52,165 --> 00:22:53,999
It'll take time, but
they'll get used to it.
532
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,877
I hope you're right.
533
00:22:56,878 --> 00:22:59,338
Are we in the market?
534
00:22:59,339 --> 00:23:01,090
No, but I couldn't stop thinking
535
00:23:01,091 --> 00:23:02,716
about Chrissy and Kyle,
536
00:23:02,717 --> 00:23:05,719
and I have an idea to run by you.
537
00:23:05,813 --> 00:23:07,817
Well, this is a nice surprise.
538
00:23:07,828 --> 00:23:10,516
The four of us haven't
gotten dinner in a long time.
539
00:23:10,517 --> 00:23:12,059
Yeah, what's the occasion?
540
00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:14,937
We thought there might
be a reason to celebrate.
541
00:23:14,938 --> 00:23:16,939
Yeah, Lois showed me your new house.
542
00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:18,482
You two must be so excited.
543
00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:24,780
Uh, well, we actually just
decided to stay put for now.
544
00:23:24,781 --> 00:23:27,616
Down payment was a lot and, uh,
545
00:23:27,617 --> 00:23:29,451
I didn't have any takers on my grill.
546
00:23:29,452 --> 00:23:32,621
Yeah, nobody wants to invest
in media right now, so.
547
00:23:32,622 --> 00:23:35,958
Actually, we have buyers for you.
548
00:23:36,285 --> 00:23:38,119
Wait, what? Who?
549
00:23:38,171 --> 00:23:39,920
Us.
550
00:23:39,921 --> 00:23:42,006
We wanna buy you out of the "Gazette."
551
00:23:42,662 --> 00:23:43,799
Come again?
552
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,884
My dad never took a vacation
553
00:23:45,885 --> 00:23:48,512
and wore the same six
Hawaiian shirts for 30 years,
554
00:23:48,513 --> 00:23:52,516
so he left us some money,
and we wanna invest it.
555
00:23:52,517 --> 00:23:54,310
In your new family.
556
00:23:54,311 --> 00:23:57,146
So your baby has a
nice home to grow up in.
557
00:23:57,147 --> 00:23:59,377
Oh.
558
00:23:59,388 --> 00:24:02,473
Well, look, y'all heard Chrissy.
559
00:24:02,694 --> 00:24:05,487
We... we can't let y'all throw
away your money like that.
560
00:24:05,488 --> 00:24:07,783
Well, you wouldn't be.
When I first bought into the "Gazette,"
561
00:24:07,794 --> 00:24:09,730
it was because I
wanted to work with you.
562
00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:11,408
And I also believed
that we could make it
563
00:24:11,703 --> 00:24:14,455
something really special,
and I still believe that.
564
00:24:14,456 --> 00:24:15,748
Lois.
565
00:24:15,749 --> 00:24:17,583
I'm not ready to give up on us.
566
00:24:17,584 --> 00:24:19,126
And we don't want anything to change.
567
00:24:19,127 --> 00:24:20,628
You'd both still be co-editors,
568
00:24:20,629 --> 00:24:22,588
and if you ever wanted
to buy back your half,
569
00:24:22,589 --> 00:24:24,591
that door is always open.
570
00:24:26,176 --> 00:24:28,761
Please let us do this for you?
571
00:24:32,641 --> 00:24:34,016
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God!
572
00:24:34,017 --> 00:24:36,518
Oh, my God! Thank you guys so much!
573
00:24:36,519 --> 00:24:37,686
I just love you guys.
574
00:24:38,969 --> 00:24:41,553
Oh, see, this does call for celebration.
575
00:24:41,727 --> 00:24:43,520
And dinner's on me.
576
00:24:43,735 --> 00:24:45,445
I'm not taking no for an answer.
577
00:24:48,411 --> 00:24:50,496
Leftovers.
578
00:24:50,636 --> 00:24:53,054
I'm not hungry.
579
00:24:53,203 --> 00:24:56,289
Dude, I'm bummed about
Timmy, too, but you gotta eat.
580
00:24:58,012 --> 00:25:00,514
Is it always gonna feel like this?
581
00:25:00,669 --> 00:25:03,587
I hope not. Probably.
582
00:25:03,588 --> 00:25:06,882
I'm starting to get why Dad
doesn't have any friends.
583
00:25:06,883 --> 00:25:09,635
Dude, Dad has friends.
584
00:25:09,636 --> 00:25:11,136
Mr. Irons, Mr. Cushing.
585
00:25:11,137 --> 00:25:12,805
When was the last time
he actually hung out
586
00:25:12,806 --> 00:25:16,809
with one of them or did anything fun?
587
00:25:16,810 --> 00:25:21,689
Having to lie like that
to everyone all the time,
588
00:25:21,690 --> 00:25:23,982
he missed out on so much.
589
00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:26,173
It's sad.
590
00:25:26,903 --> 00:25:29,738
I don't wanna end up like that.
591
00:25:29,739 --> 00:25:31,532
At least we always have each other.
592
00:25:31,533 --> 00:25:33,450
No offense, but do you really want
593
00:25:33,451 --> 00:25:35,786
to be one of those weirdo twins who only
594
00:25:35,787 --> 00:25:38,579
hangs out with each other?
595
00:25:38,590 --> 00:25:40,382
I don't know.
596
00:25:40,393 --> 00:25:42,311
Didn't think so.
597
00:25:42,419 --> 00:25:44,128
I'd like to make a toast.
598
00:25:44,129 --> 00:25:48,424
Kent, when we were growing up, you...
599
00:25:48,425 --> 00:25:50,634
well, you pretty much kept to yourself.
600
00:25:50,635 --> 00:25:52,177
We all know why now.
601
00:25:52,178 --> 00:25:55,055
But, listen, I wasn't
always the nicest to you.
602
00:25:55,056 --> 00:25:56,640
Oh, well, that's...
603
00:25:56,641 --> 00:25:58,600
that's true, actually, yeah.
604
00:25:58,601 --> 00:26:01,645
And when y'all first
moved to Smallville,
605
00:26:01,646 --> 00:26:03,737
you and I didn't really see eye to eye.
606
00:26:03,748 --> 00:26:05,707
That is putting it lightly.
607
00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:07,639
Oh, wait a second.
608
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:10,443
Did I get knocked up by the town bully?
609
00:26:10,921 --> 00:26:13,506
All right, I make no excuses.
610
00:26:13,741 --> 00:26:16,034
But, look, I think
that's what makes this...
611
00:26:16,045 --> 00:26:17,921
this all so much more special.
612
00:26:17,932 --> 00:26:21,973
Despite all that, my acting
a fool, the two of you,
613
00:26:21,974 --> 00:26:24,894
you've been there for
us every step of the way.
614
00:26:26,755 --> 00:26:30,508
To the two kindest,
most loyal people I know
615
00:26:30,692 --> 00:26:35,028
who I couldn't be prouder
to call our friends.
616
00:26:35,242 --> 00:26:37,034
To the best of friends.
617
00:26:37,035 --> 00:26:38,452
Friendship.
618
00:26:38,453 --> 00:26:39,787
To...
619
00:26:43,750 --> 00:26:46,294
Emmitt Pergande.
620
00:26:46,295 --> 00:26:48,170
Candice's dad? What about him?
621
00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:50,381
He just walked in.
622
00:26:50,382 --> 00:26:52,258
And he doesn't look right.
623
00:26:52,259 --> 00:26:54,494
There he is.
624
00:26:54,505 --> 00:26:56,798
Clark Kent, my old buddy.
625
00:26:56,972 --> 00:26:58,890
What's he doing here?
626
00:26:58,891 --> 00:27:01,767
A little birdie told
me something about you.
627
00:27:03,312 --> 00:27:06,732
And I couldn't wait to
come by and chat about it.
628
00:27:08,116 --> 00:27:10,285
He knows who I am.
629
00:27:13,773 --> 00:27:15,441
So, Kent, you wanna know
630
00:27:15,782 --> 00:27:17,116
what that little birdie told me?
631
00:27:20,510 --> 00:27:22,053
Mr. Pergande, I'd be happy to talk
632
00:27:22,054 --> 00:27:23,971
if we could just step outside.
633
00:27:23,972 --> 00:27:26,515
You always wanna step
outside, don't you?
634
00:27:26,516 --> 00:27:29,060
Where no one can see.
635
00:27:29,061 --> 00:27:30,728
Not this time.
636
00:27:30,729 --> 00:27:36,067
We're gonna do this right
here in front of everyone.
637
00:27:36,068 --> 00:27:38,611
Now, after you slammed
me against that counter,
638
00:27:38,759 --> 00:27:41,844
I wondered, how could
some mild-mannered nothing
639
00:27:41,845 --> 00:27:45,932
make a fool out of me
in front of everyone?
640
00:27:45,933 --> 00:27:47,558
But that was all a lie
641
00:27:47,559 --> 00:27:50,937
'cause you're not really
nothing, are you...
642
00:27:50,938 --> 00:27:52,230
Superman?
643
00:27:55,526 --> 00:27:57,276
Look, I don't know
what you've been told,
644
00:27:57,277 --> 00:27:59,278
but I've known Clark here my whole life,
645
00:27:59,279 --> 00:28:02,073
and he is not Superman.
646
00:28:02,074 --> 00:28:04,325
I guess it's not enough
to lie to the whole world.
647
00:28:04,326 --> 00:28:06,911
Now you got your friends
lying for you too.
648
00:28:06,912 --> 00:28:08,412
That's enough.
649
00:28:08,413 --> 00:28:10,331
I think everyone in here
would like to eat in peace
650
00:28:10,332 --> 00:28:12,414
without your lunatic ramblings.
651
00:28:12,425 --> 00:28:13,759
Really?
652
00:28:14,232 --> 00:28:17,776
'Cause I think they'd
like to know the truth.
653
00:28:17,924 --> 00:28:19,465
Which they sure ain't
gonna get from you,
654
00:28:19,466 --> 00:28:22,885
Lois Lane, covering for
your husband's alien ass
655
00:28:22,886 --> 00:28:24,262
for the past 20 years.
656
00:28:24,263 --> 00:28:26,597
Do not speak to my wife like that.
657
00:28:26,598 --> 00:28:27,932
Then admit it.
658
00:28:27,933 --> 00:28:29,267
You're no hero.
659
00:28:29,268 --> 00:28:30,643
You chased me out of town.
660
00:28:30,644 --> 00:28:33,771
I've been living out of my damn car.
661
00:28:33,772 --> 00:28:35,273
Does that make you happy?
662
00:28:35,274 --> 00:28:38,192
Making regular people
like me feel small?
663
00:28:38,193 --> 00:28:39,277
All right, buddy, that's enough.
664
00:28:39,278 --> 00:28:41,641
- I think you need...
- Don't you come any closer.
665
00:28:41,652 --> 00:28:43,403
Kyle, get back here.
666
00:28:43,615 --> 00:28:49,203
Now, I'm not leaving until
everyone here knows the truth.
667
00:28:49,204 --> 00:28:52,248
Even if I have to prove it myself.
668
00:28:52,249 --> 00:28:56,043
There's nothing to worry about,
though, is there, Superman?
669
00:28:56,044 --> 00:28:58,963
Being bulletproof and all.
670
00:28:58,964 --> 00:29:00,298
Put the gun down.
671
00:29:00,299 --> 00:29:01,966
You made me look like an idiot.
672
00:29:01,967 --> 00:29:03,217
You don't wanna do this.
673
00:29:03,218 --> 00:29:04,260
Quit lying!
674
00:29:04,261 --> 00:29:05,554
Emmitt, please.
675
00:30:38,188 --> 00:30:40,606
He was right.
676
00:30:40,607 --> 00:30:43,067
It is you.
677
00:30:43,068 --> 00:30:45,320
Buddy, I got it from here.
678
00:30:47,239 --> 00:30:49,740
Taking you to Deputy Johnson's.
679
00:31:08,176 --> 00:31:12,138
I'm sorry I lied to you all for so long.
680
00:31:12,139 --> 00:31:14,348
So who told Mr. Pergande?
681
00:31:14,349 --> 00:31:15,933
It wasn't Candice.
682
00:31:15,934 --> 00:31:19,270
She promised me she hasn't
seen her dad in months.
683
00:31:19,271 --> 00:31:20,399
I believe you.
684
00:31:20,410 --> 00:31:21,911
I just got a text from Chrissy.
685
00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:24,090
Guess who Emmitt served
time with at Stryker's.
686
00:31:24,195 --> 00:31:26,780
Luthor.
687
00:31:26,862 --> 00:31:28,279
Which is why he's been so quiet.
688
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,447
He's been setting this up.
689
00:31:29,448 --> 00:31:31,240
To use the secret against us.
690
00:31:31,241 --> 00:31:32,783
He must have known that Candice's dad
691
00:31:32,784 --> 00:31:35,202
would come back for revenge
as soon as he heard the truth.
692
00:31:35,203 --> 00:31:36,454
Hey, Emmitt was the first.
693
00:31:36,455 --> 00:31:38,372
He definitely won't be the last.
694
00:31:38,373 --> 00:31:43,210
Luthor will keep
sending people, unless...
695
00:31:43,211 --> 00:31:46,213
unless we don't keep it a secret.
696
00:31:46,214 --> 00:31:48,340
Clark, that is not our only option.
697
00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:50,426
I know.
698
00:31:50,427 --> 00:31:54,638
And I've been hiding
this my entire life.
699
00:31:54,912 --> 00:31:59,000
But when Emmitt fired that bullet...
700
00:32:00,729 --> 00:32:02,563
I started to think maybe this...
701
00:32:02,564 --> 00:32:04,899
maybe this is doing more harm than good.
702
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:08,111
You realize this would
change everything?
703
00:32:09,613 --> 00:32:13,074
Which is why it needs
to be a family decision.
704
00:32:16,787 --> 00:32:18,829
This would put all of
us in the spotlight,
705
00:32:19,529 --> 00:32:23,116
take away your chance at
ever having normal lives.
706
00:32:24,795 --> 00:32:27,088
And there'd be no going back.
707
00:32:31,223 --> 00:32:33,308
We're with you, Dad.
708
00:32:33,470 --> 00:32:37,181
Yeah, totally.
709
00:32:37,182 --> 00:32:39,058
I'm always with you.
710
00:32:48,693 --> 00:32:52,613
I'm sorry, boys.
711
00:32:52,614 --> 00:32:55,324
I just wanted to give you
the kind of life that I had.
712
00:32:55,325 --> 00:32:59,119
You did, for a really long time.
713
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,872
And whatever comes next,
714
00:33:01,873 --> 00:33:04,668
we'll get through
this like we always do.
715
00:33:06,327 --> 00:33:07,620
As a family.
716
00:33:11,174 --> 00:33:14,134
You are sure about this?
717
00:33:14,135 --> 00:33:15,470
Yeah.
718
00:33:16,972 --> 00:33:19,140
Yeah, it's time.
719
00:33:20,597 --> 00:33:22,849
Then I know just who to call.
720
00:33:40,871 --> 00:33:42,789
You having second thoughts?
721
00:33:44,434 --> 00:33:49,104
No, just, uh, hate being on camera.
722
00:33:49,265 --> 00:33:52,381
I'm really proud of you for doing this.
723
00:33:52,382 --> 00:33:54,050
I mean it.
724
00:33:55,343 --> 00:33:59,889
You've fought aliens and
stopped worlds from merging.
725
00:33:59,890 --> 00:34:02,558
But this may be the hardest
thing you've ever done.
726
00:34:15,241 --> 00:34:17,200
Oh.
727
00:34:17,211 --> 00:34:18,711
Um, hey.
728
00:34:18,783 --> 00:34:20,659
- Hi, I'm Clark.
- Yeah.
729
00:34:20,660 --> 00:34:23,120
Hi. How you doing? Hi.
730
00:34:23,121 --> 00:34:25,539
Thanks again for the fuzzy flannel.
731
00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:27,541
How you doing? Hi.
732
00:34:27,542 --> 00:34:29,126
Yeah.
733
00:34:29,127 --> 00:34:30,127
How you feeling?
734
00:34:30,128 --> 00:34:32,004
Uh, ready.
735
00:34:32,005 --> 00:34:34,590
Good, because I'm pretty
sure the whole world
736
00:34:34,591 --> 00:34:36,217
will be watching.
737
00:34:39,557 --> 00:34:41,391
All right, everybody, quiet on set!
738
00:34:41,402 --> 00:34:45,029
We are live in five, four,
739
00:34:45,101 --> 00:34:48,104
three, two...
740
00:34:57,006 --> 00:35:00,900
Good evening. Ever since his
first heroic save nearly 20 years ago,
741
00:35:00,911 --> 00:35:03,661
the entire world has
been asking the question,
742
00:35:03,662 --> 00:35:05,079
who is Superman?
743
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:07,331
And today, we finally have our answer.
744
00:35:07,332 --> 00:35:09,375
I'm Janet Olsen, coming to you live
745
00:35:09,376 --> 00:35:13,462
from Smallville, Kansas, where
I'm sitting in Superman's home.
746
00:35:13,463 --> 00:35:15,881
He has been living among us all along
747
00:35:15,882 --> 00:35:19,677
and is now ready to reveal himself.
748
00:35:19,678 --> 00:35:21,345
Would you introduce yourself?
749
00:35:21,346 --> 00:35:22,846
My name is Clark Kent.
750
00:35:22,847 --> 00:35:27,267
And, yes, I am Superman.
751
00:35:27,581 --> 00:35:30,896
Full disclosure, I've known
you as Clark for years.
752
00:35:30,897 --> 00:35:33,524
We worked together
at the "Daily Planet."
753
00:35:33,525 --> 00:35:36,568
The greatest secret of all
time was right in front of me,
754
00:35:36,569 --> 00:35:38,529
and I never had a clue.
755
00:35:38,530 --> 00:35:40,739
How is that possible?
756
00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:43,283
Um, it took a lot of
work to keep that secret.
757
00:35:43,284 --> 00:35:47,871
And you'd be surprised what
a pair of glasses will do.
758
00:35:47,872 --> 00:35:50,041
Why come forward now?
759
00:35:52,127 --> 00:35:57,214
When I was starting out
as Superman in Metropolis,
760
00:35:57,215 --> 00:35:59,049
being a hero was easy.
761
00:35:59,050 --> 00:36:03,303
And in Smallville, I
was just Clark Kent.
762
00:36:03,304 --> 00:36:06,557
And why would anyone suspect otherwise?
763
00:36:06,558 --> 00:36:08,642
I kept my abilities hidden.
764
00:36:08,643 --> 00:36:11,145
Never used them for my own gain.
765
00:36:11,322 --> 00:36:14,732
And for a lot of years, that worked.
766
00:36:16,068 --> 00:36:19,695
Uh, but then I...
767
00:36:19,857 --> 00:36:21,526
I died.
768
00:36:23,241 --> 00:36:27,661
And some people thought
they saw something.
769
00:36:27,662 --> 00:36:30,372
I tried to change their minds, but...
770
00:36:30,373 --> 00:36:33,751
I made good people doubt
themselves, and that...
771
00:36:33,752 --> 00:36:35,628
that felt wrong.
772
00:36:38,006 --> 00:36:39,840
And finally, I saw the
strain that my double life
773
00:36:39,841 --> 00:36:42,259
was putting on my family, and...
774
00:36:42,869 --> 00:36:46,639
I decided it was time to let go.
775
00:36:47,849 --> 00:36:52,936
But despite all of that,
keeping the secret, it's...
776
00:36:52,937 --> 00:36:54,354
it's all I've ever known.
777
00:36:54,355 --> 00:36:56,065
Putting yourself out there to the world,
778
00:36:56,066 --> 00:36:57,816
how does that make you feel?
779
00:36:57,817 --> 00:37:02,988
Nervous, but also excited.
780
00:37:02,989 --> 00:37:05,616
Every day of my life, I've
had to hide a huge part
781
00:37:05,617 --> 00:37:06,992
of who I really am.
782
00:37:06,993 --> 00:37:10,560
And now I won't have to do that.
783
00:37:10,571 --> 00:37:13,990
What do you most want
people to know about you?
784
00:37:19,798 --> 00:37:23,717
That I'm just a regular guy.
785
00:37:23,718 --> 00:37:25,552
But you're anything but regular.
786
00:37:25,553 --> 00:37:27,846
Okay. Fair, fair.
787
00:37:27,847 --> 00:37:29,807
But, you know, beyond the powers,
788
00:37:29,808 --> 00:37:32,726
you know, I'm a husband, um,
789
00:37:32,727 --> 00:37:36,605
I'm a father to two amazing sons.
790
00:37:36,606 --> 00:37:40,317
When they were little, being
Superman, I missed a lot.
791
00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:45,846
And I made a lot of
mistakes and struggled to...
792
00:37:45,857 --> 00:37:47,985
to balance it all.
793
00:37:50,703 --> 00:37:53,580
You know, but really, I'm
just like anyone else out there
794
00:37:53,581 --> 00:37:58,794
who loves their family and,
795
00:37:58,795 --> 00:38:02,339
you know, wants to be better for them.
796
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:04,675
I think we can all relate.
797
00:38:04,676 --> 00:38:05,884
Let's back up.
798
00:38:05,885 --> 00:38:08,054
Who were your parents?
799
00:38:11,850 --> 00:38:14,434
And we are clear! Great work, everybody.
800
00:38:19,274 --> 00:38:21,525
Was it okay?
801
00:38:21,526 --> 00:38:23,360
I didn't really know
what to do with my hands.
802
00:38:23,361 --> 00:38:24,695
Trust me, you were great.
803
00:38:24,696 --> 00:38:26,155
Better than great. You crushed it.
804
00:38:26,156 --> 00:38:28,615
I should take this.
805
00:38:28,616 --> 00:38:31,034
Was there anything I missed?
806
00:38:31,035 --> 00:38:33,245
Uh, actually, yeah.
807
00:38:33,246 --> 00:38:35,372
There is one thing.
808
00:38:35,373 --> 00:38:38,250
After many long years,
team "Daily Planet"
809
00:38:38,251 --> 00:38:40,335
finally sent the "Daily Star" packing!
810
00:38:40,336 --> 00:38:41,651
Yeah, all right!
811
00:38:41,662 --> 00:38:43,496
And the Metro Cup is back
home where it belongs!
812
00:38:46,937 --> 00:38:48,308
Hey, Jimmy?
813
00:38:49,988 --> 00:38:51,864
Congrats.
814
00:38:51,973 --> 00:38:53,682
Sorry, I don't really know what to say.
815
00:38:53,683 --> 00:38:54,973
It's fine.
816
00:38:54,984 --> 00:38:56,443
I guess something crazy happened again.
817
00:38:56,493 --> 00:38:57,701
At least Supes got the day off.
818
00:38:57,770 --> 00:39:00,940
No saves, as far as I can tell.
819
00:39:02,985 --> 00:39:04,986
I get it now. I was wrong.
820
00:39:04,997 --> 00:39:06,945
You just didn't wanna play.
821
00:39:07,319 --> 00:39:10,532
No, no, no, no, I really
did. Honestly, I just...
822
00:39:10,533 --> 00:39:12,409
It's fine.
823
00:39:12,410 --> 00:39:15,120
Hey, we won.
824
00:39:15,285 --> 00:39:19,164
You... you and me, no one
said we have to be buds.
825
00:39:23,254 --> 00:39:24,796
All right, team, let's go!
826
00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:26,298
Last one to Bibbowski's
picks up the tab!
827
00:39:35,546 --> 00:39:38,006
You missed the game on purpose, huh?
828
00:39:38,457 --> 00:39:41,168
It's the only way to keep the secret.
829
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,365
You okay?
830
00:39:45,568 --> 00:39:47,778
Yeah.
831
00:39:47,779 --> 00:39:49,489
I'm used to it.
832
00:40:27,219 --> 00:40:28,400
Are you sure?
833
00:40:28,401 --> 00:40:29,450
Yeah, I'm good here.
834
00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:30,696
You go ahead.
835
00:40:30,707 --> 00:40:32,575
Our phone's been blowing
up since your interview.
836
00:40:32,586 --> 00:40:34,295
But we can handle it.
837
00:40:34,306 --> 00:40:37,030
And we're gonna head to
Timmy's in a bit to apologize.
838
00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:39,167
Okay, I...
839
00:40:39,704 --> 00:40:42,552
- I guess I'm off then.
- It's gonna be great.
840
00:40:42,563 --> 00:40:46,556
And you look good without the glasses.
841
00:40:46,567 --> 00:40:48,819
Come on, get out of here.
842
00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:02,576
Morning, Mr. Kent.
843
00:41:02,724 --> 00:41:05,518
Hey, Denise.
844
00:41:05,646 --> 00:41:08,607
Back here, CK.
845
00:41:12,990 --> 00:41:15,742
Hey, Jimmy. Thanks for coming.
846
00:41:15,843 --> 00:41:17,814
My sister didn't
exactly give me a choice.
847
00:41:17,825 --> 00:41:20,114
- You know how she is.
- Yeah.
848
00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:21,375
Um...
849
00:41:21,663 --> 00:41:24,790
Look, I just wanna say
I'm... I'm really sorry.
850
00:41:24,801 --> 00:41:27,095
It's fine. I get it.
851
00:41:27,954 --> 00:41:30,791
I missed you too, pal.
852
00:41:33,353 --> 00:41:34,854
We have so much to catch up on.
853
00:41:34,865 --> 00:41:36,737
But first, being the Bunt King?
854
00:41:36,748 --> 00:41:38,457
- That was genius.
- Oh, you think so?
855
00:41:38,649 --> 00:41:42,474
For sure. The way you
bunted with the tip of the bat.
856
00:41:42,475 --> 00:41:44,251
Yeah, I thought it
might have been too much.
857
00:41:44,262 --> 00:41:45,930
But that's the...
859
00:42:19,804 --> 00:42:21,806
Greg, move your head.
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