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(Shaggy)
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"Mystery Incorporated.."
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Previously on
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{\an8}(Daphne)
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the kids who disappeared!'
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{\an8}'It's them,
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(Velma)
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Ricky Owens, Cassidy Williams
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Brad Chiles, Judy Reeves,
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- and mascot - Professor Pericles.
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I have parents I've never known.
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They're coming back for Fred.
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- Mom? Dad?
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- We're back.
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{\an8}I have a little proposition for
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{\an8}all of you.
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They're good kids.
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Better than we were.
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You willing to bet
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the lives of everyone
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in Crystal Cove on that?
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[rock music]
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♪ The captain said
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you better take care ♪
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♪ And all the fish are crying ♪
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♪ The gardener is clipping
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the wicker man's chin ♪
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♪ Because the
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flowers are lying ♪
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Genius. I think.
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Observe the delicate line,
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the vibrant texture
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the witty use of chiaroscuro.
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It's a masterpiece.
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It, um, looks like a foot.
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Philistine.
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Brad? Judy?
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We've got to talk.
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Not a good time, Cassidy.
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♪ And what will you do ♪
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♪ If you see a caribou ♪
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♪ Better run
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and get some hunters ♪♪
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Hipsters and rich people,
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I, Randy Warsaw
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the most modern modern
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artist of the modern century
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will unveil my new
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greatest masterpiece.
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Behold! Junk.
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[applauding]
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{\an8}What?
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It isn't supposed to do that.
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[whirring]
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Aah!
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[whirring]
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Whoa! Aah!
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Aah!
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clank
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[intense music]
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[theme music]
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(Scooby-Doo)
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'Scooby-Dooby-Doo!'
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[birds chirping]
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{\an8}Wow, Daph, you look hot.
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{\an8}Uh, I mean, would you
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{\an8}like me to turn on the AC?
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{\an8}Um, no thanks, Fred.
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{\an8}Hey, gang, check this out.
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{\an8}"Last night's art opening of
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{\an8}renowned artist Randy Warsaw"
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{\an8}'"turned to tragedy as Eeko"'
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{\an8}"lead singer of the emo art
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{\an8}band Sunday Around Noonish"
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{\an8}"was attacked by one of
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{\an8}Randy Warsaw's exhibits."
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{\an8}"After being sucked
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{\an8}into the sculpture"
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{\an8}"Eeko emerged frozen,
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{\an8}rigid in the form of.."
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{\an8}Like, let me guess,
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{\an8}a living work of art?
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{\an8}Uh, yeah. How did you know?
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{\an8}Mystery Incorporated,
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{\an8}Crystal Cove needs your help.
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Someone is trying to
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destroy Randy Warsaw.
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Randy Warsaw is a highly
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treasured citizen
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of Crystal Cove.
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His graffiti art
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of our famous monsters
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has really put this town
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on the cultural map.
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- You want us to investigate - last night's attack?
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Solve the mystery?
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Catch the culprit in a
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freakishly intelligent trap?
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And eat all
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the free finger food?
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slurp
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In a word, yes.
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And I need to put this in here.
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This, um, used to be
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the storage room.
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(Velma)
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I think the best way'
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'Alright, gang,
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'to investigate this
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is just to blend in.'
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(Randy)
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'Oh, oh..'
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That sweater,
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that hair, those eyes..
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so mousey, so alien.
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So beautiful.
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Me? Jinkies!
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Huh? Oh. Hey..
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Jinkies.
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What a wonderful word.
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That shall be your name.
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Jinkies, and, Jinkies,
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you will be my muse.
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And you so powerful,
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so masculine
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so rectangular.
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I shall name you Beef!
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Mm... Beef.
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That voice.
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It-it's anti-art.
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Anti-music.
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It's-it's anti-words.
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You will will become Freako.
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My emo art rock band's
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new lead singer.
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Ah.
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Ooh, you're so un-strong.
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You'll be a verker in
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Randy Warsaw's art verks.
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[laughs]
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And what about me, Mr. Warsaw?
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You. Mm. Boring.
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- Begone. - Huh?
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Mr. Warsaw, that can't be right.
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I mean, don't you like her hair?
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Yes, I love that hair.
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On a pony.
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Fun guy.
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Who'd wanna threaten his life?
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Besides me.
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What do you think, Velm?
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Huh. I should take off
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my glasses more often.
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I look hot blurry.
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- Velma? - Huh?
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- Who do you think would - want to threaten his life?
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Any suspects?
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- Hmm. Hmm.
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- Oh, forget it.
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We'll just investigate by
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ourselves, right, Scooby?
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- Oh..
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- Huh?
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Ugh!
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chomp chomp
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Like, what's your name?
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- Worker number one.
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- What do you do?
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I work while Warsaw
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gets all the credit
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but that is all
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gonna change someday.
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Okay.
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Mr. Warsaw, I wanted to
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ask you about the attack.
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No words, Jinkies.
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I want to introduce you
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to my old muse Cleo.
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Ugh. You are dull, lifeless.
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Go away.
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- Shoo! Shoo!
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- Oh!
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I'd hate that guy if I wasn't
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so mellow and disaffected.
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Ah.
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This is the art exhibit
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that attacked Randy Warsaw?
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It's just a pile of old junk.
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clank
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[intense music]
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Huh?
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Huh? Maybe kicking it
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was a bad idea.
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[all gasp]
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Huh?
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[screams]
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Yikes!
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Oh! Huh! Oh!
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Look out, Mr. Warsaw,
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your art's back!
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Aah!
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Whoa!
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clank clank clank
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[all gasp]
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- (Randy) - 'Cleo.'
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'No!'
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thud
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Hmm. Does this remind
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you guys of something?
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Like, yeah,
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the month I spent trapped inside
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a mannequin factory.
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I can still remember the touch
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of all their plasticy hands.
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There, there. You're safe now.
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Is this a good time to talk?
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I don't think we need to
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talk to her, do you, Brad?
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No, Judy, I really don't.
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Then you're gonna listen.
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I know you both really well,
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and I'm begging you
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to think of Freddy,
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to really put him first.
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For once.
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- Stop thinking - about that treasure.
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It's cursed our whole lives,
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ruined everything we ever were.
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Cassidy, be careful..
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We've been kind for old time
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sake, but don't push it.
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Nobody has to get hurt as long
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as you stay out of our way.
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Nice to see you two are
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exactly how I thought you'd be.
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Don't bother getting up.
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Come on, guys,
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we have a mystery to solve.
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Guys? Guys?
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Try this.
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Oh, yes, Beef, now you truly
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are a piece of art.
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[instrumental music]
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Hmm.
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[music continues]
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[cell phone vibrating]
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[cow mooing]
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Beef on beef.
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It's genius.
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[cow mooing]
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[automated message]
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I'm probably out springing'
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'Hi you've reached Fred Jones,
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'an awesome trap at the moment.
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Trap ya later.'
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Freddy, I'm downtown
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tailing worker number one.
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Something's not right,
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and I'm going to find out what.
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Call me.
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I guess I'm alone on this one.
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{\an8}Ah! Let me go!
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You caught me, I admit it.
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- I'm the one - who's been doing it all along.
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I knew it!
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- I'm the forger.
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- The forger?
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I make all the art, but he gets
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all the credit and the money.
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All I want is what I deserve,
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so every time I make
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- a masterpiece - for Randy Warsaw
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I make a copy
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and sell it myself.
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It.. It.. It's Junk!
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Well, that's a bit unfair.
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I, I admit it's bizarre, but...
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No, I mean it's Junk,
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behind you!
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Hold on. Uh!
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No-o-o!
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[screaming]
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[roaring]
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[screaming]
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[roaring]
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[screaming]
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clang
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[grunting]
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thud
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screech
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Daphne, get in.
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Freddy!
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clang clang
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screech
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[whirring]
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- (Shaggy) - 'Whoa!'
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- Freddy, I've never been - more glad to see you
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in my whole life.
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Oh, Daph, I've waited so long
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to hear you say that.
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- Now we can be - together again.
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screech
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Oh, you mean because
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I'm rescuing you.
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screech
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thud
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I tried winning you over
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with my trapping abilities.
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Now, I'm trying to show you
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'my half-clothed side.'
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- Just like your ex-boyfriend - Baylor Hotner did
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in those "Dusk" movies.
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Oh, Freddy,
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I'm not interested in you
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because you're like Baylor.
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I'm just interested in you.
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That is if I was
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interested in you.
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Which I'm not.
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- Now can we get out of here - before we're crushed to a pulp?
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[cow mooing]
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vroom
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screech
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[all screaming]
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I can't see.
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Did we get him?
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[cow mooing]
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This haunted masterpiece
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I've created is unstoppable.
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- I truly am a genius.
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- Just melt it down.
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- Destroy it before it hurts you - or anyone else.
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Destroy a masterpiece?
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Never.
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I'd rather destroy myself.
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Ohh! Of course,
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that's what I must do.
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An artist consumed
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00:14:40,197 --> 00:14:41,280
by his own art.
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- Jinkies, you have inspired me.
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- I have?
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I shall throw
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a grand exhibition.
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There, I shall confront Junk
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and allow him
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to consume me completely.
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It will be my greatest
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masterpiece.
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Nice one, Velm.
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What? I can't help it
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if I'm inspirational.
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[mellow music]
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[wheels squeaking]
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- Sheriff Stone, like, - what's with the little hat?
355
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It's my art beret.
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I wear it because deep
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in my soul I am an artist.
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00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,028
- It also keeps my head warm - right in the centre
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making my brains
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00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:22,955
feel all toasty.
361
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,823
This is looking familiar
362
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,569
- but then again, - without my glasses
363
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'it could also be
364
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two bears robbing a bank'
365
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'while riding a pony.'
366
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,208
- Well, of course - it looks familiar.
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It's a famous painting by
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Albrecht Von Kartoffelkopf.
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{\an8}Entitled,
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{\an8}"1001 Bavarian Nights!"
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It's just like the picture.
372
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:47,479
Hmm. Accordions.
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Like, check this out, it's my
374
00:15:49,132 --> 00:15:50,683
all-time favorite polka band
375
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The Kiserworsts.
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[instrumental music]
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Urgh! Yuck!
378
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Meaningless noise.
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No, no, no.
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Wait till I slow it down.
381
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Sound like anyone we know?
382
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,395
Gang, things are starting
383
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to come together
384
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:11,865
but there's still
385
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a figure missing.
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{\an8}The question is
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{\an8}who is it going to be?
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[instrumental music]
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- (Velma) - 'So what do you
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00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:27,686
think of my portrait'
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00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:29,388
'Sheriff Stone, Mayor Nettles?'
392
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,334
- You must appreciate - the perspective.
393
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:32,569
The bold lie,
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the playful impasto.
395
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,662
It, uh, looks like a triangle.
396
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:42,234
Oh, jinkies!
397
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,041
Now is your moment, Freako.
398
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,319
For the first time
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00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,543
in your life
400
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your words will be
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00:16:53,363 --> 00:16:55,080
truly understood.
402
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,249
One and two.
403
00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,219
[slow rock music]
404
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:05,652
♪ The captain said
405
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:08,861
you better take care ♪
406
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:17,069
♪ And all the fish are crying ♪
407
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,138
♪ The gardener is clipping
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00:17:25,162 --> 00:17:27,780
the wicker man's chin ♪
409
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,963
{\an8}♪ Because the flowers
410
00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:36,121
{\an8}are lying ♪
411
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,900
It's like Freako is singing
412
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,625
a whole other language.
413
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,628
Genius! Pure genius!
414
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,732
♪ And what will you do ♪
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00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,804
♪ If you see a caribou ♪
416
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:59,244
♪ Go and get some hunters ♪♪
417
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:02,614
[audience cheering]
418
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,750
[screaming]
419
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,321
[all screaming]
420
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,391
[roaring]
421
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,959
[all screaming]
422
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,373
Time for my masterpiece.
423
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,164
Mmm.
424
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,666
[whirring]
425
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,303
Trapping phase one. Go!
426
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:28,651
- 'Daphne, phase two.'
427
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,175
- Ugh!
428
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,677
Phase three, commence!
429
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,512
[cow mooing]
430
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:39,952
Huh?
431
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:46,992
Yes!
432
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:52,291
Consume me, you metal beast
433
00:18:52,315 --> 00:18:54,633
of my own making.
434
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,801
[all gasp]
435
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,137
Phase four! Now!
436
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:01,973
[grunting]
437
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,309
crash
438
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,523
(male ♪1)
439
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:08,780
Bravo! Bravo!
440
00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,115
Genius again!
441
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,051
Uh, I think.
442
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,154
Thank you! Thank you!
443
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,699
Let's see who's really behind
444
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,223
all this junk.
445
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:20,753
- I don't get it.
446
00:19:20,777 --> 00:19:21,860
- Wait for it.
447
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,222
We discovered the strange
448
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:24,530
paralysis of Eeko, Cleo
449
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,375
- and worker number one - had been caused
450
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,344
- by a rare strand - of brewers yeast
451
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,701
used only in Bavaria.
452
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,614
- That allowed us to - reverse the effect.
453
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:32,948
(Velma)
454
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:34,239
to recreate a picture'
455
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,339
'These guys have been frozen
456
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,252
by the famous Bavarian artist,
457
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,210
Albert Von Kartoffelkopf.
458
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,270
- So we knew we were looking - for someone German.
459
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,748
I-I still don't get it.
460
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,216
Here's why, Randy Warsaw.
461
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:45,761
The real culprit is,
462
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,252
Butch Firbanks.
463
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,887
Fine, you got me
464
00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:50,399
but don't expect my
465
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,857
introspective personality
466
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,192
to register guilt.
467
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:54,487
'His real name is
468
00:19:54,511 --> 00:19:55,761
Hans Van Shownon-Gruber.'
469
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,073
Before Butch joined
470
00:19:57,097 --> 00:19:58,330
Sunday Around Noonish
471
00:19:58,397 --> 00:19:59,809
he released an album of
472
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:01,266
classical accordion music.
473
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,495
It reached number one
474
00:20:02,519 --> 00:20:03,669
in the Bavarian hit parade
475
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:04,937
but soon fizzled.
476
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,772
Using powerful electromagnets
477
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,134
and his expert knowledge
478
00:20:08,158 --> 00:20:09,441
of musical instruments
479
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,603
Butch was able to control
480
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:11,710
your junk sculpture
481
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,712
and make it attack you.
482
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,781
[tuning]
483
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,349
clang clang
484
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:20,196
Like, the only thing
485
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,353
we don't know is why?
486
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,455
Alright, look, I did it for art.
487
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,557
That can't be right, can it?
488
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:26,892
Okay, that's a lie.
489
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,671
The truth is I hated
490
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,429
what you made me in to.
491
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:31,507
All I ever wanted to do
492
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:32,531
was play polkas
493
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,900
in a Bavarian Oompa band.
494
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,845
- A beautiful dream - that I lived
495
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,731
until I came to work
496
00:20:38,755 --> 00:20:40,572
for you, Randy Warsaw.
497
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:41,740
You changed me.
498
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,408
You transformed me.
499
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:44,987
Molded me into
500
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,545
a dark band leader.
501
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,691
Playing and singing horrible
502
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,816
intellectual music.
503
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,079
You took everything from me,
504
00:20:53,103 --> 00:20:55,287
and I wanted to make you pay.
505
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:56,655
Pay!
506
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,233
- And I would have gotten away - with it too
507
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,852
if it wasn't for you
508
00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:01,493
meddling polka haters.
509
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,928
Oh and your singing stinks.
510
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,290
'Nobody understands a word
511
00:21:04,314 --> 00:21:05,631
you're saying.'
512
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,766
That's outrageous!
513
00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:10,296
Well, thank you,
514
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,403
Mystery Incorporated.
515
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:13,516
You've saved modern art from the
516
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,607
clutches of the bourgeoisie.
517
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:16,652
There's only one
518
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:17,676
thing left to say.
519
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,705
I find you all horribly,
520
00:21:19,729 --> 00:21:21,680
horribly boring.
521
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,943
So get out of here.
522
00:21:23,967 --> 00:21:26,151
Shoo! Shoo! Go away.
523
00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:27,813
Uh, Mr. Warsaw,
524
00:21:27,837 --> 00:21:29,421
can I keep the wig?
525
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:31,188
vroom
526
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,527
It's okay, gang.
527
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,238
- Sometimes people - just don't appreciate it
528
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:39,264
when you save the day.
529
00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,576
That's just the price
530
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,867
of our... art.
531
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,612
- (Cassidy) - 'Listen up, boppers.'
532
00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:45,462
- 'Because I've got - a brand new radio show'
533
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:46,972
'coming at you right now.'
534
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,840
'Across the airwaves.'
535
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:50,442
It's all about the truth.
536
00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:53,045
Evil resides in Crystal Cove.
537
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,824
'So stay tuned,
538
00:21:54,848 --> 00:21:56,548
and maybe, just maybe'
539
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,210
'we'll all get through
540
00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,818
this thing alive.'
541
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:11,196
[theme music]
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