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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,050 --> 00:00:16,040 Ahhhh, the Government. It loves you and wants to keep you safe and well. 2 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:21,390 It even wants to make paying taxes, fines and court costs easier for you. 3 00:00:21,390 --> 00:00:28,570 How? Well, you’ll need to meet your stawman! He was born the same day you were. 4 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:33,820 He looks like you, has the same name and lives’s in your house but YOU never knew he existed! 5 00:00:33,820 --> 00:00:37,170 You will have even paid his parking tickets or taxes! 6 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:41,140 The worst part? He’s been dead from day one! 7 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:47,500 From every birth certificate a “legal personality” or “Legal fiction” is created with the 8 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:51,120 same name to confuse little old you into thinking it's YOU! 9 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:58,760 So, there is a human you and a paper you or as it’s commonly known a “strawman”. 10 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:03,390 So when it seems like Government officials, court clerk’s or the police are speaking 11 00:01:03,390 --> 00:01:07,550 English. They Aren’t! They're speaking legalese. 12 00:01:07,550 --> 00:01:12,710 Designed to make you agree to verbal and written contracts without even knowing about it. 13 00:01:12,710 --> 00:01:18,340 All spun from Black’s Law dictionary. For example, when the police say 14 00:01:18,340 --> 00:01:24,350 “do you understand?” you’ll say “yes”. What they are really saying is 15 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:30,421 “do you STAND UNDER our authority”? Opps a daisy! You just created a verbal contract 16 00:01:30,421 --> 00:01:32,920 with them! Oh, you clever Government! 17 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:39,470 Did you know that whenever you register something you are handing over title to the person you 18 00:01:39,470 --> 00:01:41,970 register it with? That’s right! 19 00:01:41,970 --> 00:01:46,340 Whenever you register something with the Government they assume it believes it belongs to them! 20 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:50,440 Registered your car? Super! Now you are the registered “keeper” of 21 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:56,460 your vehicle and Government can crush it when you don’t pay your strawman’s taxes. 22 00:01:56,460 --> 00:02:00,700 Expecting a new bundle of joy? Well then you need to register your little 23 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:05,210 darling with a birth certificate. Then they can start the process all over again 24 00:02:05,210 --> 00:02:07,950 and create a new strawman for your little one. 25 00:02:07,950 --> 00:02:12,200 Isn’t that great? So when Jnr. grows up he’ll be able to generate 26 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:16,730 revenue just like you have! When You "notify" on your baby by signing 27 00:02:16,730 --> 00:02:20,140 the birth certificate your child becomes a ward of state. 28 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:24,830 If the government doesn’t like what you’re doing they’ll assume it’s OK to take the 29 00:02:24,830 --> 00:02:27,780 child away or make new rules for things they don’t like! 30 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:32,230 Not enough school? Smacking your child? Shouting too loudly? 31 00:02:32,230 --> 00:02:35,630 Then it’s off to Social Services for the little one. 32 00:02:35,630 --> 00:02:40,450 When you get a bill, it’s sent to you but belongs to your strawman. 33 00:02:40,450 --> 00:02:46,750 Not YOU. That’s why Bills, Fines and summons start with MR, MRS or MS. 34 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:50,690 Sometimes you’ll see your surname in CAPITALS. Just like on a gravestone. 35 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:56,430 That’s because your strawman is dead and just a silly piece of paper created before 36 00:02:56,430 --> 00:03:02,290 you could comprehend or even consent to it. When you go to court, you represent your strawman. 37 00:03:02,290 --> 00:03:10,080 So you, the human take on any costs, fees, taxes and fines involved for the strawman. 38 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:13,340 The “Human you” doesn’t even need to pay them. 39 00:03:13,340 --> 00:03:18,230 But you made a contract with the court by appearing on behalf of your Legal personality 40 00:03:18,230 --> 00:03:22,950 or “strawman”. Just like Government knew you would. 41 00:03:22,950 --> 00:03:26,819 Confused? Well don’t worry. The Government doesn’t want you to know 42 00:03:26,819 --> 00:03:29,920 Anyway. If you knew you’d stop paying things like 43 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:34,600 council tax and parking tickets. Because when you go to court you are representing 44 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:40,760 your strawman. You are YOU! Alive and made of flesh and blood. 45 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:47,680 Your strawman or “legal personality” is a piece of paper created from your birth certificate 46 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,910 and you think it’s YOU. What a Silly Billy! 47 00:03:50,910 --> 00:03:59,400 Would you like to know more? Well then go over to WWW.TPUC.ORG 48 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,630 Get up, get informed and get real! 5093

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