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Ahhhh, the Government. It loves you and wants
to keep you safe and well.
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It even wants to make paying taxes, fines
and court costs easier for you.
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How? Well, you’ll need to meet your stawman!
He was born the same day you were.
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He looks like you, has the same name and lives’s
in your house but YOU never knew he existed!
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You will have even paid his parking tickets
or taxes!
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The worst part?
He’s been dead from day one!
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From every birth certificate a “legal personality”
or “Legal fiction” is created with the
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same name to confuse little old you into thinking
it's YOU!
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So, there is a human you and a paper you or
as it’s commonly known a “strawman”.
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So when it seems like Government officials,
court clerk’s or the police are speaking
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English. They Aren’t!
They're speaking legalese.
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Designed to make you agree to verbal and written
contracts without even knowing about it.
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All spun from Black’s Law dictionary.
For example, when the police say
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“do you understand?” you’ll say “yes”.
What they are really saying is
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“do you STAND UNDER our authority”?
Opps a daisy! You just created a verbal contract
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with them!
Oh, you clever Government!
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Did you know that whenever you register something
you are handing over title to the person you
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register it with?
That’s right!
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Whenever you register something with the Government
they assume it believes it belongs to them!
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Registered your car? Super!
Now you are the registered “keeper” of
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your vehicle and Government can crush it when
you don’t pay your strawman’s taxes.
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Expecting a new bundle of joy?
Well then you need to register your little
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darling with a birth certificate.
Then they can start the process all over again
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and create a new strawman for your little
one.
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Isn’t that great?
So when Jnr. grows up he’ll be able to generate
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revenue just like you have!
When You "notify" on your baby by signing
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the birth certificate your child becomes a
ward of state.
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If the government doesn’t like what you’re
doing they’ll assume it’s OK to take the
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child away or make new rules for things they
don’t like!
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Not enough school? Smacking your child?
Shouting too loudly?
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Then it’s off to Social Services for the
little one.
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When you get a bill, it’s sent to you but
belongs to your strawman.
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Not YOU. That’s why Bills, Fines and summons
start with MR, MRS or MS.
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Sometimes you’ll see your surname in CAPITALS.
Just like on a gravestone.
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That’s because your strawman is dead and
just a silly piece of paper created before
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you could comprehend or even consent to it.
When you go to court, you represent your strawman.
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So you, the human take on any costs, fees,
taxes and fines involved for the strawman.
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The “Human you” doesn’t even need to
pay them.
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But you made a contract with the court by
appearing on behalf of your Legal personality
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or “strawman”.
Just like Government knew you would.
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Confused? Well don’t worry.
The Government doesn’t want you to know
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Anyway.
If you knew you’d stop paying things like
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council tax and parking tickets.
Because when you go to court you are representing
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your strawman.
You are YOU! Alive and made of flesh and blood.
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Your strawman or “legal personality” is
a piece of paper created from your birth certificate
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and you think it’s YOU.
What a Silly Billy!
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Would you like to know more? Well then go
over to WWW.TPUC.ORG
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Get up, get informed and get real!
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