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(theme from Cops playing)
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* Bad boys, whatcha want...
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CHRIS ROCK:
Typically, in the barbershop,
I heard good news.
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Did you hear?
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They renewed The Jeffersons
for another season.
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I love me some Weezie,
boy-- whoo!
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Did you hear
the Voyager space probe
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had its first encounter
with Uranus?
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But on this day,
I got the worst news
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I could imagine.
Did y'all hear?
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Malvo is out of prison.
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Malvo was the career criminal
that I had helped put away.
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But like the Terminator,
everybody knew he'd be back,
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and they were ready.
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Shoot, I put extra locks
on my doors.
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I put two locks on my bike.
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I locked up my locks.
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I ain't scared of Malvo.
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This is called
"barbershop courage."
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Hey, Chris!
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Chris, Malvo's looking
for you-oo-ooh!
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Say what?!
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* Whatcha gonna do
when they come for you? *
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* Bad boys, bad boys
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* Whatcha gonna do?
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* Whatcha gonna do...
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Somebody help!
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(grunts)
(muffled shout from inside)
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Let me in! Please!
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(sobbing)
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Malvo.
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Where you been?
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Jail.
Yep, that's where you were.
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Yeah, well, now I'm out--
and I need you to help me.
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I could only imagine
what he wanted help with.
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(gunshots)
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Drive, boy! Drive!
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(tires squeal)
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Help with what?
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Look...
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you the smartest
person I know.
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Sad but true.
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So I need you to help me
to get into high school.
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Wait, why do you want
to break into high school?
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There's nothing worth stealing.
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I know-- I made
that mistake before.
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He was sentenced
to stealing a book
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about sentences.
I don't want to break in
to high school,
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I want to get
into high school.
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That'll be the first step
to turning my life around.
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What do you want from me?
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I want you to tutor me.
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Why don't you
just take the GED?
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I don't want no GED!
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I want the complete experience.
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I want to sit at the desk,
I want to smell the textbooks
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and the chalk,
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and I want to be
with the other kids,
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frolicking.
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Sounds like
Michael Jackson's diary.
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I-I don't mean
to make you mad...
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or anything...
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but...
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hypothetically speaking,
what would happen if I said no?
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Nothing.
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I'm trying to change.
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It's not like I'll beat you
up or stab you or anything.
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That's how Ike
proposed to Tina.
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Oh. Well, then,
in that case...
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my answer would have to be...
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no.
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Run!
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* Aw, make it funky now.
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Captioning sponsored by
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The men in my family
loved baseball,
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and even though
we lived in New York,
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my dad's favorite team
was the Los Angeles Dodgers.
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Hey, son, what
you listening to?
The Mets.
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They're my new
favorite baseball team.
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(screaming):
No...!
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What did you say?
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They're, like, the best
team in the league.
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They're probably gonna
win the World Series.
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What about the Dodgers?
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What about 'em?
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They hired Jackie Robinson.
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So?
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Don't you realize that
without the Dodgers,
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there'd be no black
people in baseball?
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The Dodgers are
from Brooklyn.
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The Dodgers have
famous hot dogs.
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The Dodgers have
better logos.
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The Dodgers marched
with Dr. King.
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I don't care.
I still like the Mets.
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I guess you can buy
your own food and clothing.
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Mature.
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Wait, Dad,
don't be like that.
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Just admit it-- the Mets are
a better team than the Dodgers.
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My father believed
in the Dodgers so much,
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he did the unthinkable.
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You want to put
some money on it?
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A bet?
Yeah.
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The Dodgers are in
town this weekend
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against the Mets,
for three games.
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We'll see who's
the better team.
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How much?
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A dollar.
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Okay, you're on.
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Take this in the house.
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(Mets game continues over radio)
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Back at the barbershop,
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everybody wanted to know
how I was still alive.
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And you said no?
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Yeah. Ain't nobody
scared of Malvo.
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Except you.
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Uh! I would have never said no.
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(chuckles):
Mm.
Mm, what?
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What do you mean?
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The man was asking
for your help,
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and you turned him down--
sometimes people need a hand.
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Now, back when I
hadtroubles,
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if it wasn't for
Supercuts Johnson, I don't
know where I'd be today.
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Supercut Johnson?
Who's that?
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Anywhere relation
to Jehri Curl Johnson?
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He was a barber when I
was doing time in prison.
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He used to cut hair
on death row.
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Why would you want
to get your hair cut
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when you're on death row?
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You was in the joint?
Oh, yeah.
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Man, what'd you do?
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You know that tag
on the mattress
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that says "Do not pull off"?
I pulled that thing off.
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Do not pull that
tag off, man.
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They are not
playing with y'all.
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So Supercuts Johnson
taught you how to cut hair?
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Not only that,
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he told me that
everybody deserves
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a second chance.
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CHRIS:
Well, where
is he now?
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Oh, he's dead.
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He got the chair.
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But he looked good.
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So, do you think Malvo deserves
a second chance?
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Look, your life is
on the line, man.
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Do you think he needs
a second chance?
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Think about it.
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Latrinda, those are
some nice earrings.
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My mom would never
let me wear those.
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My mama don't know--
these are hers.
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I wear her stuff all the time.
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Can I try 'em on?
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Yeah.
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Hey, ladies.
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What are y'all up to?
Nothing.
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Thank you so much
for letting me come over
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and play with Tonya.
On, no problem, Latrinda.
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I'm happy she finally has
somebody nice to play with.
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You guys come on
downstairs.
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I'm making some snacks.
Okay.
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If I helped Malvo,
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maybe someday
he would help someone else--
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or at least kill
one less person.
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Can't you see I'm trying
to better myself?
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Malvo.
What?!
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I decided to help you.
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Looks like I ain't
gonna be needing you
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after all, Four Eyes!
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Get out of here!
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I thought you said you
weren't gonna beat anybody up.
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I wasn't beating him up,
I was threatening him!
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He'd gone from a felony
to a misdemeanor.
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That was progress.
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All right.
Well, let's get started.
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Okay.
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When I told my parents
about Malvo,
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they insisted
on talking to him,
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but they were prepared
for anything.
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I made you all
a bean pie.
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Oh! Thank you!
MALVO:
No. Thank you.
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Thank y'all for having me over.
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No problem.
It was our pleasure.
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So, I understand
you want our son
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to help you get
into high school.
Yes, sir.
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Well, you do realize
it's not a school to get high?
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MALVO:
Yes, ma'am.
I figure if I'm
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gonna turn my life around,
it starts with education.
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That's nice;
education is good.
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So what do you plan on
doing with this education?
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Well, short-term,
I was thinking
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about becoming a male nurse.
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Male nurse--
that's good!
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You know, not many of those.
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(forced laugh)
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That way, he can care for you
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after he beats the hell
out of you.
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Long-term, I was thinking
about becoming an astronaut.
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(laughing):
Whoo, that's way up there.
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(Julius and Rochelle laughing)
Sky's the limit.
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He wanted to be the first man
to steal things in space.
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You know, Malvo,
we-we really appreciate
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what you're trying
to do.
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JULIUS:
Yeah, but, um,
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we kind of don't like the
idea of our son hanging out
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with a... ex-con.
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Ex-con, yeah.
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I understand, sir, but all
I want is a second chance.
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I mean,
if I can turn my life around
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and become a guy like you,
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the world will see me
differently.
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No, they won't.
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Congratulations.
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(Julius and Rochelle
laughing nervously)
Good luck.
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Good luck. Good luck.
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CHRIS:
So, uh, Malvo, do you have
all your records?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
those were lost in a...
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school "fire."
I don't know
why he's doing quotes.
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He actually
set the school on fire.
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Well, you know, I-I work for
the Department of Records.
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Maybe I could
help you find,
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you know, some
copies of yours.
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That'd be great;
I'd be most gracious.
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"Most gracious."
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Good word.
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Come on, man.
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(knocking)
Malvo was trying to do right,
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but wrong was knocking
at our door.
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Can I help you?
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Yeah, you Tonya's mother?
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Yes, I am. Who are you?
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I'm Alyson; I'm
Latrinda's mother.
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I'm here to talk to you
about what your daughter did.
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Well, what did my daughter do?
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Well, she talked
my little Latrinda
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into going to see
an R-rated movie
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and I don't appreciate it.
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I don't appreciate that outfit.
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Well, that does not sound
like my Tonya,
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but I promise you I'll get
down to the bottom of it.
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Yeah, you do that.
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I miss Salt-N-Pepa.
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What happened
at the movies?
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What do you mean?
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Latrinda's mother
just came here and told me
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you dragged her
to an R-rated movie.
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No, that's not what happened.
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Latrinda's mother was
supposed to come with us
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to see Police Academy 3,
but she just dropped us off,
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so Latrinda
wanted to sneak in
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to some movie called
Kiss of the Spider Woman,
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and they had all nasty
killing and stuff in there
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and I didn't want to
see it, so I left.
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Mm...
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I was used to seeing
Malvo getting booked,
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not reading one.
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00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:54,795
Hey, Chris.
256
00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,229
Hey, Malvo.
Where you going?
257
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:59,700
Down to Greenwich Village to
play Scrabble in the park.
258
00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,635
What have you got
there, an abacus?
259
00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:02,870
No.
260
00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:05,072
Well, it's obviously
not an abalone.
261
00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,306
What are you talking about?
262
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,375
I'm just practicing
my new words.
263
00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,844
Oh, well... listen, man,
264
00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:12,145
my mom pulled up your records.
265
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,181
There's no way you can
get into high school.
266
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,683
Why not?
267
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:18,151
You never graduated
junior high school.
268
00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,722
Now I feel abysmal.
269
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:24,958
Nothing sadder
than a depressed gangster.
270
00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,231
Since I didn't know how to get
Malvo past the eighth grade,
271
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,433
I decided to ask
a professional.
272
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,703
Chris, this is wonderful.
273
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:38,071
You're like
a one-man Operation PUSH.
274
00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:40,073
Thank you.
And Malvo,
275
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:44,344
with the proper education,
you can do so many things.
276
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,714
You could be a
garbage collector,
277
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:50,818
garbage truck driver,
garbage truck dispatcher.
278
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,452
The list is endless.
279
00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,122
So what do you think
we should do next?
280
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,124
I've got an idea.
281
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,059
Why don't you sit in--
282
00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,228
which your people have
historically been good at--
283
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:04,064
and audit my class?
284
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:07,200
"Audit" means to attend classes
or lectures as an auditor.
285
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,902
Auditor means "hearer"
or "listener."
286
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,838
Yes.
287
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:12,239
So, how would that help him?
288
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,942
Well, if he's preparing
for an equivalency test,
289
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,177
he needs classroom
experience.
290
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,847
It'll help him get acclimated.
Acclimated:
291
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,816
"to accustom or to become
accustomed to a new climate
292
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:23,917
or an environment."
293
00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,085
(laughs)
294
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,254
Thank you, Miss Morello.
295
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:30,991
Yes, thank you.
296
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,326
Chris, I think this
is a great way for you
297
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,228
to get your father
off the streets.
298
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,430
And in her bed.
299
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,968
Back home, my father was
realizing that these weren't
300
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,169
Jackie Robinson's Dodgers.
301
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:45,038
Yes! Ha!
The Mets win again.
302
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,040
Looks like you
owe me a dollar.
303
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:49,309
My father was a strong man,
but right then,
304
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,944
that dollar weighed a ton.
305
00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:53,246
Double or nothing?
306
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,382
You want to let it ride?
307
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,487
Let it ride.
308
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,194
Malvo was a big hit in school.
309
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,796
Now, when you're
on the yard,
310
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:09,963
it's all about attitude.
311
00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:11,231
If you don't think
you're tough,
312
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,532
somebody might
shank you,
313
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,767
so you think
you're tough, right?
314
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,903
Yeah, yeah,
I think I'm tough.
315
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,905
And I'm ready for recess.
316
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,072
Yeah, bring it on!
317
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,309
Nice brag, Bobby Joe.
318
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,377
At least he didn't shank you.
319
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,517
That was sweet.
320
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,320
You gonna do it like that?
321
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,354
Huh?
322
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,023
I'll kill...!
323
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,292
Who can name the
five characteristics
of an ecosystem?
324
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,329
I see one hand.
325
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,197
Class...?
326
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,999
Anybody else?
327
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:48,335
Your mama's so fat
she left a ring
around the lake.
328
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,570
And your mama's teeth
so yellow,
329
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,005
when she smile,
cars slow down.
330
00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,941
And your mama's so black
331
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:57,110
that she uses Armor All
instead of lotion.
332
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,178
You talking
about my mama?
333
00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,346
No.
334
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,482
Nah, that's a good joke.
335
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,051
Chris, Malvo,
336
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,186
I'm afraid
I've got some bad news.
337
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,054
What is it?
338
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,155
Malvo, there was
339
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,857
a background check done on you
340
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,324
and it was discovered
341
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,927
you were just released
from prison.
342
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,063
And although
343
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,498
I find this dance with danger
344
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,034
exciting and
titillating,
345
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:24,204
other people are scared
out of their minds
346
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,839
and they want you out.
347
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,074
What other people?
348
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:30,043
Let's just say
the higher authorities.
349
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,945
Let's just say
the white people.
350
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,081
Now how am I supposed
to get into high school?
351
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:37,317
This is like if BET made
an after-school special.
352
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,424
Now I was on my own trying
353
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,926
to get Malvo through
this process,
354
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,394
but Malvo was making progress.
355
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,096
What year was
the Magna Carta signed?
356
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,898
1215.
357
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:51,932
You got another one right.
358
00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:52,966
Yeah!
359
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,301
Hey! I was just wondering
360
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,303
how studying was coming along.
361
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,404
Good.
362
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,106
Yeah, Malvo's doing great.
363
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,241
Okay, just
checking on you.
364
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,176
Go back to studying.
365
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,413
Okay, um,
the Battle of Hastings?
366
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,647
1066.
367
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,017
You, sir, are smarter
than a ninth-grader.
368
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,552
And you're only 32.
369
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,422
And now another installment
of Parenting for Dummies...
370
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,924
Where's my daughter?
371
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,126
...at R. Kelly's house.
372
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,228
How would I know?
373
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,897
Well, I called
Latrinda from work.
374
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,198
She says Tonya's coming over.
375
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,100
I get to the house,
nobody's there,
376
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,635
so, obviously,
Tonya dragged her off
377
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,370
to God knows where.
378
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,205
So you're telling me that
Latrinda's gone off someplace
379
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,207
and you think Tonya has
something to do with it?
380
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,043
Uh, yeah.
381
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,677
Tonya?
382
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,113
Yes, Mama?
383
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:45,152
Do you have any idea
where Latrinda is?
384
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,486
No.
385
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,988
Don't lie to me.
386
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,924
She's at Black Paul's house.
387
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:51,925
Black Paul?!
388
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:52,960
Black Paul?
389
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,594
Oh, Lordy, not Black Paul!
390
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,364
She asked me to go with her
and I said I couldn't come.
391
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:01,969
Does this answer
your question?
392
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:05,172
Yeah, thank you.
393
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,174
Oh, um, excuse me.
394
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,242
Does, um...
does Tonya know
395
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,378
where, exactly,
Black Paul lives?
396
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,480
Next door
to Brown Willy's house.
397
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:20,988
You and I need
to talk... yeah.
398
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,255
I'll be back.
399
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,057
ANNOUNCER:
And here's the pitch...
400
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:25,658
Strike three called!
401
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,660
And that's the ball game
as the Mets win again
402
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,362
against the Dodgers!
Yes! I win again!
403
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,032
And that's two in a row...
Double or nothing.
404
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,600
Double or nothing?
405
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,068
On two dollars?
406
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:38,071
That's right.
Double or nothing.
407
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,140
Got yourself a bet.
408
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,444
Ow! Ow!
409
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,679
You know, she knows
I don't like her
410
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,215
hanging out with Paul.
411
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,083
I mean, that girl
act like she can do
412
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,418
whatever she want to do.
413
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,087
Well, maybe
she's not acting.
What?
414
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:57,991
You know, I think you're
setting a bad example for her.
415
00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:01,194
Maybe you need to grow up.
416
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,529
What are you
talking about?
417
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,231
I mean, look
at yourself, Allison.
418
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,333
You running around here
looking like Salt-N-Pepa.
419
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,201
while your daughter's running
the streets
420
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:09,669
and we out looking
for Mr. Goodbar.
421
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,404
Look, you don't know me, okay?
422
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,506
You don't know nothing
about me.
423
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,575
You know what?
You right.
424
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:18,511
Maybe I'm the one
who's crazy.
425
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:22,082
I need to be more like you,
you know?
426
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,117
Gritty!
427
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,785
Living on the edge!
428
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,254
You know?
429
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,156
Crazy, sexy, cool!
430
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,158
Funky, fresh!
431
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,392
You know what?
432
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,094
To hell with these
nappy-headed kids, girl.
433
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,264
Let's go out
and spray paint a wall.
434
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,199
Let's buy a knife
and trade it for a gun.
435
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,567
Matter of fact, let's
sell some blood, girl.
436
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,269
What you, A-positive or O?
437
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,571
You know what? Maybe we should
get pregnant again.
438
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,173
Let's have another...
Or maybe
439
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,007
you should just mind
your own business.
440
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,613
It was do-or-die for Malvo.
441
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,582
Either he was gonna
pass his test
442
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,550
or the world would have
one less astronaut.
443
00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,320
TEACHER:
The answers are all
multiple choice.
444
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,589
So make sure you fill in
all circles completely.
445
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,791
Keep your eyes
on your own paper.
446
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:08,328
If you cheat, you leave.
447
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,371
Well?
448
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,273
I scored
in the 70 percentile.
449
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:21,508
I passed!
450
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,642
Congratulations.
451
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:23,743
Thanks, Chris, man,
452
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,278
I couldn't did it without you.
453
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:27,314
When nobody else
believed in me, you did.
454
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:30,183
You the wind beneath
beneath my wings.
455
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,785
And he was the convict
beneath my nightmares.
456
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,387
Despite the awkwardness
of this moment,
457
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:38,491
I was really happy
I helped Malvo.
458
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,861
Things were looking good for
Malvo, but bad for my father.
459
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,363
ANNOUNCER:
The Mets win again,
460
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:46,199
completing the three-game sweep
of the Dodgers.
461
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,367
And the Dodger fans...
462
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,835
It's a sad day,
isn't it?
463
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,138
I mean, it's got to be
hard when you realize
464
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,305
that your team
is second-best.
465
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:55,242
The team you loved
your whole life
466
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,409
since you were
a little boy.
467
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,514
Here's you four dollars.
468
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,383
Don't talk to me.
469
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,485
Ow.
470
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,560
Hey.
471
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,596
Um, I just came by
to apologize.
472
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,598
Really?
473
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,866
Yeah, Latrinda
474
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,434
went and got herself
in more trouble.
475
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,836
She said if it was okay
for me to act this way,
476
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,405
then why wasn't it okay for her?
477
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,407
That's a good question.
478
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,608
What did you tell her?
479
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,143
I just told her,
I said,
480
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,211
"Look, I'm your mother
481
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,479
"and if you don't straighten up,
482
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:33,380
"then I'm gonna knock
the medulla
483
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,647
out of your oblongata."
484
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:37,450
That's what I'm talking about!
485
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,186
Good for you, girl.
486
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:42,355
So, um, anyway,
I just wanted to say thank you
487
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,424
for talking to me
the way that you did.
488
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,159
It really helped.
489
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,327
Any time.
490
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,429
And you know, who knows?
491
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,631
Maybe sometimes,
Latrinda can come over again...
492
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:52,832
Take care, girl.
493
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,473
So, you enjoying
my four dollars?
494
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:01,941
That's long gone.
495
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,278
Boy, what can you blow
four dollars on that fast?
496
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:09,849
Actually, it was five, but
I figured you were worth it.
497
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,818
For the number-one fan
498
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,453
of thenumber-two team
in baseball.
499
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,188
Thanks.
500
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,889
This tender moment should
not be diminished,
501
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,426
but later that day
my father returned that hat,
502
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,927
got his five dollars back
503
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,263
and ended up a dollar up
on the deal.
504
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,434
Hey, Malvo,
how's it going?
505
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,202
Pretty good, pretty good.
506
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,804
I made a decision and I wanted
to tell you about it first.
507
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,406
About high school?
508
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,642
Yeah. I'm not going.
509
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,910
What?!
What are you talking about?
510
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,846
Getting into
high school is harder
511
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,548
that getting into jail.
512
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,217
You got to obey all these rules,
you got to fill out forms,
513
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,353
you got to stand in line
to get licenses for things.
514
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,221
What was all this about then?
515
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,622
Why'd you put me
through all this?
516
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,924
Well, I thought
my life would be better
517
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,894
if I wasn't in trouble,
and it is better...
518
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,263
but I'm bored, Chris.
519
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,764
I mean, when we
were studying
520
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,599
and working on
stuff together,
521
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,734
it was exciting.
522
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,370
But to tell you
the truth, Chris,
523
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,537
I'm okay at being right,
524
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,340
but I'm an expert
at being wrong.
525
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,876
Malvo, you can't do this
to me, man.
526
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,578
I mean, what about
all my hard work?
527
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,012
Yeah, I appreciate that.
528
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,547
That's why I'm not
robbing you anymore.
529
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:15,782
Thanks.
530
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,450
I'm robbing the store.
531
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:18,718
Now give me all the money.
532
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:23,456
* Everybody hates Chris.
533
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:23,556
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