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Jesus.
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It can't be done.
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You sure about that?
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There's a trick, huh?
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There's gotta be. This guy wouldn't
put money on it unless there's a trick.
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I'm telling you, it can't be done.
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So you give up?
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Yeah. All right.
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Let's see it.
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- Wait, what?
- No way.
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- Show me that again.
- Sure. You got another 20?
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Screw this.
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Don't go away mad.
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Oh, hey, guys.
You wanna buy a Rolex?
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Whoa, whoa, hold on.
How much for that cheap piece of crap?
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- Look what the wind blew in.
- Hey.
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Holy crap. Jimmy, my man.
I said you would beat the rap.
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- Hey, Merna. Set him up.
- No, thanks. I'm good.
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No, go on. He don't mean it.
You just got out of jail. Come on.
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You're not gonna have a drink?
That'll be the day.
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Settle down. I'm in a rush.
My brother's outside in a taxi.
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- The meter's running.
- What, Chuck's outside?
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Tell him to pull that broomstick
out of his ass and get in here.
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No. We got no time.
We're catching a plane.
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I came here to say goodbye.
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I'm moving to Albuquerque,
New Mexico.
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Mexico? You skip bail?
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New Mexico. You know, like Bugs Bunny
and the Road Runner.
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Okay, yeah.
What are you gonna do there?
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I'm gonna work at his law firm,
like in the mailroom. To start, anyways.
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Now you're talking crazy. You just got
out of jail. Now you wanna go back?
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- Working for him, that's all that is.
- Marco.
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I was done, you understand?
I didn't beat the rap.
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Chuck flew in and saved my ass.
It's time to make some changes.
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Hey. Listen to me.
You're Slippin' Jimmy.
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What do you got to change, huh?
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Everything. It's time to grow up.
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- Yeah, according to who? Chuck?
- The same goes for you, man.
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You want to spend the rest
of your life on that stool?
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I mean, come on, Marco.
Look at yourself.
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All right, that's him. I gotta hit it.
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- Jeez. His master's voice.
- Really?
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Come on. Go outside. Tell Chuckles
that you got some business you forgot.
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- Marco.
- Come on.
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You gotta have one last blowout.
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We'll do the watch thing again.
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But maybe we'll pull that tar-money scam
you were talking about. Get some girls.
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- I made a promise.
- Yeah, you made a promise.
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But it was... What do you call it?
Under duress.
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Look, he got you out of jail, okay?
But he's your brother.
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- I mean, what else is he gonna do?
- Marco. Listen to me, all right?
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Chuck's not making me do this.
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He's giving me an opportunity
and I'm grabbing it.
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Gee, it's like watching Miles Davis
give up the trumpet.
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What? What does that even mean?
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It's just a waste, is all I'm saying.
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Look, I'm gonna fly out there.
I'm gonna get settled.
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And I'll call you, okay?
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All right, Jimmy.
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Hey, have a safe flight, all right?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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What's up?
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Just waiting to talk to Howard.
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Can I ask about what?
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I'm taking your advice.
I'm giving the case to HHM.
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Why?
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The fact that Chuck doesn't want me here
has something to do with it.
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I'm so sorry.
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- Why didn't you just tell me?
- I just...
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I didn't want you hating
your own brother.
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How'd you find out? Did Kim tell you?
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I figured it out on my own.
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It's about time, right?
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I brought the Sandpiper stuff with me.
It's down in my car.
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I figure your guys
could do the outreach.
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If any of those geezers
don't wanna sign with you...
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just give me their names,
I'll talk them into it.
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You know, Jimmy,
I never wanted it to go this way.
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- If it had been up to me, we would have...
- Howard, I get it.
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Your brother's very important
to the firm.
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Sorry I called you a pig fucker.
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Well...
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We owe you some money, don't we?
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The of-counsel fee.
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I think we discussed 20,000.
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That and whatever the common-fund
proceeds of Sandpiper...
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ultimately adds up to,
you'll receive 20 percent of that.
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Should be a very nice payday for you
when it comes.
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Yep.
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I've got something for you too.
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It's a shopping list for Chuck.
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He's doing better,
but he still needs deliveries every day.
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I think he'd be more comfortable
with someone else doing it.
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I see.
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You don't have to do it personally.
It just needs to get done.
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It's pretty straightforward.
The ice is a pain in the ass.
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But he needs it. I usually sneak
into a motel and fill a garbage bag.
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But you can have whoever you hire
just buy it.
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Most important thing
is the newspapers.
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The New York Times.
The Wall Street Journal. They're a must.
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There's a newsstand on Eubank
that has both of them at 6 a.m.
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Which is good. He's an early riser.
The Albuquerque Journal gets delivered.
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But somebody still has to bring it in
for him.
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You've been doing all of this
every day?
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For over a year?
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- You'll take care of this?
- Absolutely.
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I'll get it done and done right.
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I always liked you, Jimmy.
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Remember?
I used to call you Charlie Hustle.
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Yeah, I remember that.
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I'm sorry I yelled at you.
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That was nice.
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You sure you're all right?
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- It's not a crime to let it out.
- There's nothing to let out.
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Chuck's a sick man.
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That's no excuse.
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He's my brother.
He thinks I'm a scumbag.
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There's nothing I can do
to change that.
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What else is there to say?
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Wow, that's mature.
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Dalai Lama's got nothing on me.
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O-64. As in "Oh, to be 64 again."
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O-64.
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All right. Next up, we got N-32.
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N as in "Nancy Reagan,"
First Lady with a lot of style.
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Anybody else seen
Hellcats of the Navy?
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All right. No winners yet?
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Okay. Here's B-2.
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Just like the B-2 bomber,
the Stealth.
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Probably one taking off
over at Kirtland right now.
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We would never know
because it's stealthy.
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Still no winners?
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No?
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Here we have...
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B-4. Another B.
How about that. As in:
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"Before too long,
we're gonna have another winner."
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No? Nobody? Okay.
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All right.
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And here comes...
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Hey, it's our old friend B. B-12.
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B as in...
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B as in...
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"betrayal."
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Benedict Arnold
betrayed the United States.
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Still no winners?
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No?
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Okay.
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Here it is.
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Oh, what are the odds?
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Four B's in a row. That's...
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B-7.
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B as in...
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B as in...
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"brother."
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Brother.
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B-7. Seven brides for seven brothers.
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I'm sure a lot of you have brothers.
It's not like mine though.
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Any winners yet?
Take another look, okay? I'll wait.
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I'm gonna say if it's another B,
we could have a real problem here.
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And...
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Hey, it is another B.
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B-5, as in:
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"Boy, this B thing is really
starting to tick me off."
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B as in "battleship."
B as in "bourbon." B as in "Belize."
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Beautiful place, so I've heard.
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I would love to go there, but
let's face it, that's never gonna happen.
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None of us is ever leaving
this godforsaken wasteland.
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Sorry.
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Scratch that.
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Moving on?
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I mean, what is it with this place?
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It's like living
inside an Easy Bake Oven.
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I mean, look out that window.
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It's like a soulless, radioactive
Georgia O'Keeffe hellscape out there...
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crawling with coral snakes
and scorpions, and...
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You ever see the movie
The Hills Have Eyes? It's a documentary.
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God forbid, your car breaks down,
you have to walk 10 steps.
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You got a melanoma the size of a
pineapple where your head used to be.
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So you ask, "Why?" Why, if that's
how I feel, why do I live here? Why?
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Excuse me.
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- Are you gonna read that number?
- Yeah. I'm gonna read your number.
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It's another B.
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It's another freaking B.
Of course. Why not? Why not?
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And the next number...
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Quick question. Who here knows
what a Chicago Sunroof is?
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Anybody? You, sir? No? Okay.
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True story. Back home,
there was this guy named Chet.
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Now, Chet was a real asshole.
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He might have owed me some money.
He might have slept with my wife...
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before she became my ex-wife.
The details don't matter.
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Suffice it to say, I was wronged.
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All right. So one summer evening...
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I was out having a few drinks,
one or two, maybe three.
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You get the picture.
And who do I see? Chet.
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He drove up and he double-parked
outside a Dairy Queen...
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and went in to get some soft serve.
Now, Chet drove...
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And this will give you an idea...
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of exactly what kind
of a douchebag this guy was.
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Drove a white pearlescent BMW 7 Series
with white leather interior.
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So I saw that thing
and I had had a few, like I said.
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And...
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I climbed up top and I may have...
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defecated...
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through the sunroof.
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Not my finest hour, I'll grant you that.
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But that's what a Chicago Sunroof is.
Now you know.
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It's a real thing. I didn't make it up.
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I'm not the first person to do it.
There's a name for it.
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Guy wanted some soft serve,
I gave him some soft serve.
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I did not know that his children
were in the backseat.
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There was a level of tint on the windows
that I'll maintain to this day...
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was not legal
in an Illinois licensed vehicle.
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But somehow, that's on me, I guess.
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Who leaves two Cub Scouts...
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in a double-parked car
with the engine running?
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Come on.
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Now, Chet was connected, see?
Like Cicero, connected.
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So usually I'd be looking
at malicious mischief...
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public intoxication,
disorderly conduct, maybe.
221
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But he's got the DA saying
indecent exposure.
222
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Calling me a sex offender. What?
223
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One little Chicago Sunroof,
and suddenly I'm Charles Manson?!
224
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And that's where it all
went off the rails.
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I've been paying for it ever since.
That's why I'm here!
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I don't...
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You know what?
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Any of this stuff you want, come get it.
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Kitty-cat notebooks for everybody.
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- What can I get you?
- Old Style.
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- Make it two.
- You got it.
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- What happened to Merna?
- Merna?
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She's doing all right.
She's my stepmom.
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She don't come in much anymore.
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Tell her Slippin' Jimmy says hello.
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- Slippin' Jimmy?
- She'll know.
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I'll tell her. That'll be 5.50.
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Marco.
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You gorgeous hunk of a man.
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How long will you keep me waiting?
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Wake up, you fat son of a bitch.
242
00:17:44,073 --> 00:17:45,951
Bought you a beer.
243
00:17:47,869 --> 00:17:49,037
Jimmy?
244
00:17:49,245 --> 00:17:50,914
In the flesh.
245
00:17:51,456 --> 00:17:53,792
- Come here.
- Hey.
246
00:17:55,043 --> 00:17:57,210
So I'm not dark enough for you, huh?
247
00:17:57,211 --> 00:18:00,255
No, I'm just saying,
I don't see any color.
248
00:18:00,256 --> 00:18:02,925
I mean, 10 years in a desert,
you should look like...
249
00:18:02,926 --> 00:18:05,846
Anthony Quinn
in Lawrence of Arabia.
250
00:18:06,304 --> 00:18:08,932
"Turks,
they paid me in golden treasure."
251
00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:12,811
"Yet, I am poor.
Because I am a river to my people."
252
00:18:13,436 --> 00:18:15,522
Hey, I'm Irish, okay?
253
00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:18,149
I spend my time staying out of the sun.
254
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:21,444
Speaking of pale sons of bitches,
how's your brother doing?
255
00:18:21,653 --> 00:18:23,363
Chuck's fine.
256
00:18:23,989 --> 00:18:25,907
Still working for him?
257
00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:28,409
Sometimes.
258
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:32,830
What about you? I mean,
besides falling asleep on a bar...
259
00:18:32,831 --> 00:18:35,375
at 4:00 on a Wednesday afternoon.
260
00:18:37,752 --> 00:18:41,548
- Lake Michigan Standpipe? What's that?
- My brother-in-law owns the company.
261
00:18:41,756 --> 00:18:43,132
Hold it. You got married?
262
00:18:43,341 --> 00:18:45,886
No. No. No.
My sister Angie's husband.
263
00:18:46,094 --> 00:18:49,722
- So, what the hell's a standpipe?
- You know what a standpipe is.
264
00:18:49,723 --> 00:18:51,974
- I don't think so.
- The fire department comes.
265
00:18:51,975 --> 00:18:55,144
Stick one end of the hose on the hydrant,
the other on the standpipe.
266
00:18:55,353 --> 00:18:57,938
Water goes out the standpipe,
through the sprinklers.
267
00:18:57,939 --> 00:19:00,525
And then douses the flames.
It's important stuff.
268
00:19:00,734 --> 00:19:04,194
- So that's what a standpipe is, huh?
- Well, it's a dry standpipe.
269
00:19:04,195 --> 00:19:07,949
- There's also the wet standpipe.
- What's the difference?
270
00:19:08,157 --> 00:19:11,160
I don't know if I could explain it
to a layman.
271
00:19:15,832 --> 00:19:18,418
Excuse me. How's your mom?
272
00:19:19,168 --> 00:19:22,630
She passed away
about three years ago.
273
00:19:23,715 --> 00:19:26,718
That's too bad. A great lady.
274
00:19:26,927 --> 00:19:28,553
- Yeah.
- From Wisconsin, right?
275
00:19:28,762 --> 00:19:30,179
Yeah.
276
00:19:30,388 --> 00:19:32,390
The funeral out there?
277
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,476
No, it was here.
278
00:19:36,185 --> 00:19:37,729
Here?
279
00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:42,567
Yeah, well, we were only
in town for a few days, so...
280
00:19:45,361 --> 00:19:47,655
You're in town, you didn't look me up?
281
00:19:48,281 --> 00:19:50,657
Chuck was in the middle
of a big case.
282
00:19:50,658 --> 00:19:53,411
And we couldn't stay around. So...
283
00:19:57,415 --> 00:20:00,333
- Can I get you guys anything else?
- I'm good. Want anything?
284
00:20:00,334 --> 00:20:01,668
No.
285
00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:03,296
Your change here for you.
286
00:20:04,047 --> 00:20:07,092
- Hey.
- Thank you.
287
00:20:17,936 --> 00:20:19,729
How's my Cutlass running?
288
00:20:19,938 --> 00:20:21,648
Gets me around.
289
00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:24,524
Well, it's a classic.
290
00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:28,822
A little bodywork, a paint job,
really be something.
291
00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:34,744
So, what you gonna do
while you're here?
292
00:20:34,953 --> 00:20:37,538
I don't know.
See the sights, you know?
293
00:20:37,747 --> 00:20:40,666
Catch a Cubbies game
from the bleachers.
294
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:43,003
Get a hot dog at Henry's.
295
00:20:46,422 --> 00:20:48,049
Yeah.
296
00:20:50,218 --> 00:20:51,886
All right.
297
00:20:53,638 --> 00:20:55,765
I'm gonna see them tomorrow.
298
00:20:56,390 --> 00:20:58,143
Yeah, both of them.
299
00:20:58,559 --> 00:21:00,228
Okay.
300
00:21:01,146 --> 00:21:02,563
Okay. Bye.
301
00:21:02,772 --> 00:21:04,232
Is he a regular?
302
00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:06,567
No.
303
00:21:09,821 --> 00:21:12,281
You're buying. I'm selling.
304
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:17,996
All right, then.
305
00:21:26,629 --> 00:21:28,755
All I'm asking is that you take a look.
306
00:21:28,756 --> 00:21:32,551
I'm sorry, buddy. No offense. I'm just...
You know, I'm not interested.
307
00:21:32,552 --> 00:21:33,760
Come on, man.
308
00:21:33,761 --> 00:21:37,057
What's it gonna hurt to take a look?
It'll take you two seconds.
309
00:21:39,350 --> 00:21:42,770
All right. All right.
Show me what you got.
310
00:21:45,273 --> 00:21:46,774
Boom.
311
00:21:48,026 --> 00:21:49,736
Okay.
312
00:21:50,778 --> 00:21:52,280
You see it?
313
00:21:52,488 --> 00:21:54,908
I see a Kennedy half-dollar.
314
00:21:55,116 --> 00:21:56,868
Which way is he facing?
315
00:21:57,077 --> 00:21:59,412
JFK is facing left.
316
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,040
Exactly.
317
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,919
Which way is he supposed
to be facing?
318
00:22:06,669 --> 00:22:09,547
Right. He's supposed
to be facing right.
319
00:22:09,756 --> 00:22:13,176
Okay. So why is this one facing left?
320
00:22:14,886 --> 00:22:17,764
November 22nd, 1963.
321
00:22:17,972 --> 00:22:20,100
Kennedy is assassinated, right?
322
00:22:20,308 --> 00:22:22,475
The whole nation goes into mourning.
323
00:22:22,476 --> 00:22:24,896
They start naming everything
in sight after him.
324
00:22:25,105 --> 00:22:26,856
The mint wants in on the act.
325
00:22:27,065 --> 00:22:30,150
So in '64, they decide
to change the Lincoln half-dollar...
326
00:22:30,151 --> 00:22:31,819
into the Kennedy half-dollar.
327
00:22:32,028 --> 00:22:35,906
When they design it, they put
Kennedy facing right, facing east.
328
00:22:35,907 --> 00:22:38,659
Just the way they had Lincoln.
You know why?
329
00:22:38,868 --> 00:22:40,494
East symbolizes the dawn.
330
00:22:40,703 --> 00:22:43,496
That's why pretty much every grave
everywhere faces east.
331
00:22:43,497 --> 00:22:46,458
So the spirit of the dead person
faces the rising sun.
332
00:22:46,459 --> 00:22:48,419
So that thing. It's a burial thing.
333
00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:51,213
But there's one technician
in the Denver mint, right?
334
00:22:51,214 --> 00:22:54,633
This guy, he believed
in the New Frontier...
335
00:22:54,634 --> 00:22:56,051
Camelot, the whole deal.
336
00:22:56,052 --> 00:22:58,471
So the assassination,
it just destroyed him.
337
00:22:58,679 --> 00:23:01,140
When he sees that coin
with Kennedy facing east...
338
00:23:01,141 --> 00:23:04,102
facing the American past,
it pissed him off.
339
00:23:04,311 --> 00:23:06,020
And so he went rogue.
340
00:23:06,229 --> 00:23:08,981
Without telling anybody,
he flipped things around...
341
00:23:08,982 --> 00:23:13,068
so that Kennedy was facing west
towards the New Frontier, the future.
342
00:23:13,069 --> 00:23:16,696
Now, the mint struck about 3000 of these
before they figured it out.
343
00:23:16,697 --> 00:23:18,282
They canned the guy.
344
00:23:18,283 --> 00:23:21,243
About 1000 of them
made it out into general circulation.
345
00:23:21,244 --> 00:23:23,912
They managed to get most of them back,
melt them down.
346
00:23:23,913 --> 00:23:30,544
But there's still 200 plus
floating around out there.
347
00:23:31,212 --> 00:23:33,381
What's that? I didn't catch that.
348
00:23:33,589 --> 00:23:35,590
I didn't say anything.
349
00:23:35,591 --> 00:23:38,636
You mind, buddy? We're having
a private conversation here.
350
00:23:40,930 --> 00:23:43,141
This one's not in perfect condition.
351
00:23:43,350 --> 00:23:49,397
But on the open market,
I'd say it's worth 6 or 800 bucks.
352
00:23:49,605 --> 00:23:52,733
- Eight-hundred dollars?
- Yeah.
353
00:23:52,942 --> 00:23:57,155
I'm hard up so I'll take $100 for it.
354
00:23:57,364 --> 00:24:01,158
You want me to give you
$100 for a half-dollar?
355
00:24:01,159 --> 00:24:05,746
I want you to give me $100
for an $800 coin.
356
00:24:05,955 --> 00:24:08,166
Yeah, I don't know, man.
357
00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:12,503
I'm gonna go drain the snake.
Think about it.
358
00:24:20,761 --> 00:24:22,347
This guy's playing me, right?
359
00:24:22,555 --> 00:24:25,641
- Definitely.
- Slick son of a bitch.
360
00:24:25,850 --> 00:24:27,143
You know, I should...
361
00:24:32,190 --> 00:24:35,109
You know,
I know this guy on Wabash.
362
00:24:35,318 --> 00:24:37,237
Coin dealer, a friend of my uncle's.
363
00:24:37,445 --> 00:24:40,198
Hey, Joey, can I use your phone?
Local call.
364
00:24:40,407 --> 00:24:41,991
Keep it short.
365
00:24:43,159 --> 00:24:45,370
Let's see.
366
00:24:46,454 --> 00:24:48,205
I'm gonna call this guy.
367
00:24:48,206 --> 00:24:50,957
When he tells me this is a scam,
know what I'm gonna do?
368
00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:52,418
I'm gonna call the cops.
369
00:24:52,419 --> 00:24:55,796
And get this scumbag thrown in the can.
You're my witness, okay?
370
00:24:58,299 --> 00:25:00,176
Facing west.
371
00:25:00,385 --> 00:25:02,553
My hairy ass.
372
00:25:04,305 --> 00:25:05,555
Hey.
373
00:25:05,556 --> 00:25:09,560
How you doing?
Yeah, it's Alvin, Dave Tanner's nephew.
374
00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:11,354
Yeah.
375
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,440
Yeah. That's right.
376
00:25:14,441 --> 00:25:17,276
Hey, this is gonna sound
like the beginning of a bad joke.
377
00:25:17,277 --> 00:25:21,029
But I'm in this bar, and I got this guy
spinning this cock-and-bull story...
378
00:25:21,030 --> 00:25:23,573
about this 50-cent piece
he's trying to sell me.
379
00:25:23,574 --> 00:25:29,705
He says... He says Kennedy's supposed
to be facing west or something.
380
00:25:31,374 --> 00:25:32,917
Yeah?
381
00:25:36,045 --> 00:25:37,546
Yeah.
382
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:47,265
- At the tone, the time will be 5:11 p.m.
- Yeah.
383
00:25:47,474 --> 00:25:48,766
That's what he said. Denver.
384
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,727
Jesus, no kidding?
385
00:25:51,936 --> 00:25:56,983
Look. Listen. I gotta go. All right.
Thank you. Yeah, I owe you one.
386
00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:00,403
Thanks, Joey.
387
00:26:01,279 --> 00:26:04,615
- So what'd he say?
- Yeah, he didn't really know much.
388
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,372
I'll tell you what.
I'll give you $50 for it.
389
00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:14,541
Fifty dollars?
I'm taking a bath at $100.
390
00:26:14,542 --> 00:26:18,754
All right. Okay. Look.
I got like $64 right here.
391
00:26:18,963 --> 00:26:22,590
It's an $800 coin, okay?
I'm not gonna sell it to you for $64.
392
00:26:22,591 --> 00:26:26,387
- If you wait, I'll get you 100 bucks.
- I don't know.
393
00:26:27,388 --> 00:26:30,349
Hey, buddy. I got 75 bucks right here.
394
00:26:30,350 --> 00:26:32,767
Hey, I... Sorry. I need a hundred.
395
00:26:32,768 --> 00:26:34,602
Hey, slick, nobody's talking to you.
396
00:26:34,603 --> 00:26:36,605
Mind your own business, okay?
Come on.
397
00:26:36,814 --> 00:26:39,065
Cash money, $80.
398
00:26:39,066 --> 00:26:41,776
Look, if you give me a chance,
I'll be back with $100...
399
00:26:41,777 --> 00:26:44,904
- How long will that be?
- I don't know. Catch a train. Come back.
400
00:26:44,905 --> 00:26:47,073
This guy was getting ready
to call the cops.
401
00:26:47,074 --> 00:26:48,658
- No, I was not.
- Why would you?
402
00:26:48,659 --> 00:26:51,370
- This guy is making shit up.
- Hey, I got 110 here.
403
00:26:51,371 --> 00:26:52,829
- Sold.
- No, no, no.
404
00:26:52,830 --> 00:26:54,873
- This guy's got the cash.
- Don't do that.
405
00:26:54,874 --> 00:26:58,168
- Take care of that. It's history there.
- Hey, you can't do that.
406
00:26:58,169 --> 00:27:01,421
- Money talks. You lost. It's over.
- No, it's not over.
407
00:27:01,422 --> 00:27:03,631
That's crap.
Where do you think you're going?
408
00:27:03,632 --> 00:27:04,883
Back off, dude.
409
00:27:04,884 --> 00:27:07,969
I'll back off
when you give me the JFK back.
410
00:27:07,970 --> 00:27:10,223
Call the cops.
This guy just tried to rip me off.
411
00:27:10,431 --> 00:27:12,517
This guy's a liar.
I did not rip anybody off.
412
00:27:12,725 --> 00:27:16,812
Yes, you did. You come back in here,
your ass is grass. I got friends, buddy.
413
00:27:17,021 --> 00:27:19,898
You hear me?
You double-dealing bastard.
414
00:27:19,899 --> 00:27:22,109
I got friends!
415
00:27:26,947 --> 00:27:28,908
You are so beautiful.
416
00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:34,247
Hey, everybody. Next round's on us.
417
00:27:42,338 --> 00:27:44,924
All right. You listening?
418
00:27:45,132 --> 00:27:46,675
Can you keep a secret?
419
00:27:46,884 --> 00:27:49,220
Yeah. Absolutely.
420
00:27:50,137 --> 00:27:52,806
Okay, his name is Idi Abbassi.
421
00:27:53,015 --> 00:27:56,310
He's 27 years old.
He's a Nigerian prince.
422
00:27:56,519 --> 00:28:00,565
He's worth, conservatively,
$400 million.
423
00:28:00,773 --> 00:28:03,567
The dictatorship
of Equatorial Uqbar Orbis...
424
00:28:03,568 --> 00:28:05,612
is detaining him
on trumped-up charges.
425
00:28:05,819 --> 00:28:08,029
Now, the Abbassi family,
they're going crazy.
426
00:28:08,030 --> 00:28:10,782
They will reward whoever helps them
get their boy back.
427
00:28:10,783 --> 00:28:12,868
The hitch is the banks have frozen their...
428
00:28:13,077 --> 00:28:17,038
assets. I'm talking Irish Sweeps
tickets, a whole trunk full of them.
429
00:28:17,039 --> 00:28:20,209
They're just sitting at O'Hare,
impounded in customs.
430
00:28:20,418 --> 00:28:22,669
Now, I know what you're saying,
"So what?"
431
00:28:22,670 --> 00:28:24,170
I can leave this as security.
432
00:28:24,171 --> 00:28:26,923
But you got to understand,
this violin is my livelihood.
433
00:28:26,924 --> 00:28:28,216
It's a valuable antique.
434
00:28:28,217 --> 00:28:31,678
What do you mean it doesn't belong
to you? I'll pay 900 bucks for this.
435
00:28:31,679 --> 00:28:34,556
- Cash on the barrel.
- I don't know. I hate to part with it.
436
00:28:34,557 --> 00:28:37,017
- Been in my family for years.
- You can keep a secret?
437
00:28:37,226 --> 00:28:39,311
- Yeah. Absolutely.
- You need a good front.
438
00:28:39,312 --> 00:28:41,896
So you're gonna have the
most return on your dollars.
439
00:28:41,897 --> 00:28:43,607
But I know this customs officer.
440
00:28:43,608 --> 00:28:45,984
- Make it an investment.
- If the price is right.
441
00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:48,736
I'm all about investments,
all about what's coming next.
442
00:28:48,737 --> 00:28:51,906
Hey, kid, help me get my wife's car
out of this bad neighborhood.
443
00:28:51,907 --> 00:28:55,327
Sir, sir, could you help me?
Tell me, are these today's numbers?
444
00:28:55,328 --> 00:28:57,745
Now, none of this
was strictly legal, right?
445
00:28:57,746 --> 00:28:59,998
And the import taxes
would have been a killer.
446
00:28:59,999 --> 00:29:04,043
He had to find a way to get money into
the country without anyone knowing.
447
00:29:04,044 --> 00:29:07,213
He coated the cash
with this black stuff, vectrol paste.
448
00:29:07,214 --> 00:29:11,134
And the only way to get it off
is with this special chemical.
449
00:29:11,135 --> 00:29:14,514
- It's not cheap, but the upside?
- The upside is huge.
450
00:29:14,722 --> 00:29:16,349
Can you keep a secret?
451
00:29:16,557 --> 00:29:19,602
You know,
the guy in Dances With Wolves?
452
00:29:21,061 --> 00:29:22,855
A guy like you,
who's got some money.
453
00:29:23,063 --> 00:29:25,732
- Got some money to throw around.
- I know, "Who cares?"
454
00:29:25,733 --> 00:29:28,193
No matter which one wins,
we're gonna get a piece.
455
00:29:28,194 --> 00:29:30,987
- He's got a gambling problem.
- Nobody can come after you.
456
00:29:30,988 --> 00:29:32,989
- You get the profit.
- The price is right.
457
00:29:32,990 --> 00:29:34,282
It's a win-win for you.
458
00:29:34,283 --> 00:29:38,119
- It's a lose-lose for everybody else.
- You tell the guy you've got a 14.
459
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,913
- He checks, realizes...
- Why we're getting a consortium.
460
00:29:40,914 --> 00:29:43,416
It's just gonna be a piece of the pie.
461
00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:46,379
But you're gonna own
a full mountain range, guaranteed.
462
00:29:48,422 --> 00:29:49,798
Can you keep...
A secret?
463
00:29:50,007 --> 00:29:52,426
Because I really...
Really shouldn't...
464
00:29:52,635 --> 00:29:53,844
Be telling you this.
465
00:30:11,195 --> 00:30:12,780
Hey.
466
00:30:12,988 --> 00:30:14,407
Hey.
467
00:30:15,157 --> 00:30:18,411
You are not Kevin Costner.
468
00:30:19,161 --> 00:30:20,954
I was last night.
469
00:30:21,830 --> 00:30:23,832
Jesus.
470
00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:26,835
Asshole.
471
00:30:27,878 --> 00:30:29,963
I mean, seriously?
472
00:30:30,881 --> 00:30:34,009
- Oh, Lucianne? Lucianne.
- What?
473
00:30:34,218 --> 00:30:37,388
- He's not Kevin Costner.
- What? So who's this guy?
474
00:30:37,597 --> 00:30:40,015
Not Kevin Costner's manager.
475
00:30:40,474 --> 00:30:42,642
- Come on. Let's go.
- Okay, okay.
476
00:30:42,643 --> 00:30:43,893
Come on.
477
00:30:43,894 --> 00:30:46,355
Get the hell out of this dump.
478
00:30:47,064 --> 00:30:49,733
So are you sure he's not a manager?
479
00:30:49,734 --> 00:30:52,069
Yes, Luci, I am sure.
480
00:30:52,278 --> 00:30:56,115
- He said he was gonna give me his card.
- Does this look like a manager's place?
481
00:30:56,323 --> 00:30:59,452
Can I interest you ladies
in some mimosas?
482
00:30:59,660 --> 00:31:02,371
At least stick around long enough
to get dressed.
483
00:31:02,580 --> 00:31:05,499
- Screw you.
- If you build it, I will come.
484
00:31:05,708 --> 00:31:09,001
- Luci, come on.
- Okay.
485
00:31:09,002 --> 00:31:10,296
Bye.
486
00:31:10,504 --> 00:31:13,549
- Come on.
- That door sticks.
487
00:31:13,758 --> 00:31:16,218
- Yeah, okay. I got it.
- Okay.
488
00:31:16,427 --> 00:31:18,763
- Go. Go.
- Okay.
489
00:32:16,445 --> 00:32:19,198
You have 15 messages.
490
00:32:19,406 --> 00:32:23,952
This is Greta Muller.
I wanted to check to see if my will...
491
00:32:24,161 --> 00:32:27,665
My name's Gary Albert Arnold.
I'd like to discuss making a...
492
00:32:27,874 --> 00:32:31,043
Hi, Mr. McGill.
I'm calling on behalf of my mother.
493
00:32:31,251 --> 00:32:33,003
She's in assisted living and...
494
00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:37,550
Yes, Mr. McGill.
This is Manny Hollinger again.
495
00:32:37,758 --> 00:32:41,303
- Hey, Mr. McGill.
- So, what's it gonna be today, pal?
496
00:32:41,804 --> 00:32:44,891
I'm up for anything and everything.
497
00:32:46,141 --> 00:32:48,686
Marco, I'm sorry. I gotta go back.
498
00:32:48,895 --> 00:32:50,437
What?
499
00:32:51,898 --> 00:32:55,192
It's been great.
And I appreciate your hospitality.
500
00:32:55,401 --> 00:32:59,864
But a week's gonna have to do it.
I gotta go home.
501
00:33:00,573 --> 00:33:02,991
I already called in sick.
502
00:33:05,828 --> 00:33:08,287
Come on, man. This is home.
You hate it out there.
503
00:33:08,288 --> 00:33:09,832
What do you got to go back to?
504
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:12,710
My clients.
505
00:33:12,919 --> 00:33:14,795
What clients?
506
00:33:15,003 --> 00:33:18,424
What are you,
like a gigolo or something?
507
00:33:20,509 --> 00:33:22,177
Marco.
508
00:33:24,263 --> 00:33:26,306
I'm a lawyer.
509
00:33:26,807 --> 00:33:28,267
What?
510
00:33:28,475 --> 00:33:33,062
Honest to God. I do elder law,
which is like wills and estates.
511
00:33:33,063 --> 00:33:36,858
- So you're ripping off old people?
- No, I'm not ripping off old people.
512
00:33:36,859 --> 00:33:38,569
I'm not ripping off anybody.
513
00:33:39,779 --> 00:33:42,364
Holy crap. Slippin' Jimmy's a lawyer?
514
00:33:43,699 --> 00:33:48,327
No wonder you wanna go back.
I mean, you got to be king of the desert.
515
00:33:48,328 --> 00:33:50,831
Driving around town
in a white Caddy making bank.
516
00:33:51,039 --> 00:33:54,084
I'm not making bank.
I'm making a living, more or less.
517
00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:59,131
A living? All due respect, you're a lawyer
and you're not making bank...
518
00:33:59,339 --> 00:34:02,468
- you're doing it wrong.
- I'm building something. Takes time.
519
00:34:02,676 --> 00:34:04,844
You're gonna build something,
build it here.
520
00:34:04,845 --> 00:34:09,725
- Lawyers in Chicago make plenty.
- I don't know what to tell you, Marco.
521
00:34:09,934 --> 00:34:12,311
- Chuck's in Albuquerque.
- Again, all due respect...
522
00:34:12,519 --> 00:34:14,520
Chuck's a stuck-up douchebag.
523
00:34:14,521 --> 00:34:18,108
I hate to break it to you,
but he doesn't even like you.
524
00:34:20,486 --> 00:34:22,446
He's my brother.
525
00:34:25,449 --> 00:34:28,828
Okay. I get it.
526
00:34:29,036 --> 00:34:31,664
Family. You gotta go back.
527
00:34:31,872 --> 00:34:33,248
But...
528
00:34:40,673 --> 00:34:42,424
Remember this?
529
00:34:42,883 --> 00:34:46,553
The Rolex thing. Whatever happened
to the guy who used to sell us those?
530
00:34:46,762 --> 00:34:51,350
Jin Kang? He got deported.
This is the last one.
531
00:34:52,142 --> 00:34:53,310
I say we go for it.
532
00:34:53,811 --> 00:34:56,646
- No.
- Come on. Last time, we did what, 600?
533
00:34:56,647 --> 00:34:59,191
The hot streak we're on,
I bet we'd break a grand.
534
00:34:59,942 --> 00:35:03,070
- I could lend you some cash.
- I don't need the money, Jimmy.
535
00:35:03,278 --> 00:35:04,864
I need this.
536
00:35:05,405 --> 00:35:08,074
Come on. You say you're happy
doing wills or whatever.
537
00:35:08,075 --> 00:35:09,951
Good for you, man. Seriously.
538
00:35:09,952 --> 00:35:14,040
But I gotta tell you,
standpipes ain't cutting it for me, man.
539
00:35:14,665 --> 00:35:16,959
I got nothing, Jimmy.
540
00:35:18,293 --> 00:35:19,920
Give me this.
541
00:35:21,922 --> 00:35:23,382
Give me this, man.
542
00:35:23,590 --> 00:35:26,010
- I can't do it.
- Come on. Give me this.
543
00:35:26,218 --> 00:35:27,886
- Marco.
- Give me this. Come on.
544
00:35:27,887 --> 00:35:29,637
- Listen to me.
- I'm listening.
545
00:35:29,638 --> 00:35:31,473
- Hey.
- One last time. Come on.
546
00:35:31,682 --> 00:35:33,349
I'm not being hypnotized.
547
00:35:33,350 --> 00:35:35,769
- Okay. Come on. One more time.
- I can't do it.
548
00:35:35,978 --> 00:35:38,731
- Just one more. One more.
- Hey, listen to me.
549
00:35:38,939 --> 00:35:40,273
I'm listening. Come on.
550
00:36:46,423 --> 00:36:48,216
Yeah.
551
00:36:50,010 --> 00:36:51,762
- It's gotta come from the gut.
- Yeah.
552
00:36:51,971 --> 00:36:53,430
Yeah.
553
00:36:54,598 --> 00:36:56,892
Oh, that's crazy.
554
00:36:57,225 --> 00:36:59,269
Just like a wolf. Go ahead.
555
00:36:59,478 --> 00:37:01,313
No, deeper, deeper.
556
00:37:01,521 --> 00:37:05,943
Yeah, and you do that right
at the moment of, you know, pure joy.
557
00:37:06,152 --> 00:37:08,612
- Yeah.
- And it will escalate it...
558
00:37:09,947 --> 00:37:12,532
- ten times. There's something...
- Hey.
559
00:37:12,741 --> 00:37:14,994
- It's prehistoric.
- Hey. Hey. Look.
560
00:37:24,336 --> 00:37:27,965
Fifty, two-hundred, four-hundred.
561
00:37:28,174 --> 00:37:30,467
- Whose is it?
- I don't know.
562
00:37:30,676 --> 00:37:34,680
There's gotta be 1000 bucks in here.
Somebody must have...
563
00:37:37,808 --> 00:37:40,019
Oh, damn.
564
00:37:50,612 --> 00:37:53,115
- Is he...?
- I don't know.
565
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:29,068
Hey, buddy, you with us?
566
00:38:30,110 --> 00:38:35,574
Look, the guy's just had too many.
I say we move on.
567
00:38:35,949 --> 00:38:37,659
You wanna split this?
568
00:38:37,868 --> 00:38:39,745
Marco, you okay?
569
00:38:39,953 --> 00:38:41,538
Marco?
570
00:38:42,289 --> 00:38:45,959
- What, do you know this guy?
- Hey, call 911.
571
00:38:46,168 --> 00:38:48,503
Call 911.
572
00:38:51,215 --> 00:38:52,674
Hey.
573
00:38:58,889 --> 00:39:02,059
I need an ambulance.
My friend's having a heart attack.
574
00:39:02,268 --> 00:39:05,437
We're in an alley southeast
of LaSalle and Shermer.
575
00:39:05,645 --> 00:39:09,274
No, I don't know.
He was like this when I found him.
576
00:39:09,275 --> 00:39:13,112
Hey, hold. Marco?
Marco you with me? You with me?
577
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,072
- I screwed up.
- No, you did good, buddy.
578
00:39:16,073 --> 00:39:18,324
Just hold on, all right?
They're on their way.
579
00:39:18,325 --> 00:39:19,618
They'll be here in a minute.
580
00:39:19,826 --> 00:39:23,330
- Jimmy, you know what?
- Save your breath. You're gonna be fine.
581
00:39:23,538 --> 00:39:27,084
This was the greatest week of my life.
582
00:39:33,132 --> 00:39:34,674
Hey.
583
00:39:35,592 --> 00:39:37,844
Hey, hey, hey. Hang in there. Hey.
584
00:39:38,971 --> 00:39:42,474
Hey, hey. Hey, wake up, man.
585
00:39:42,682 --> 00:39:45,560
Come on. Marco, buddy.
586
00:39:47,813 --> 00:39:49,481
Help!
587
00:39:51,650 --> 00:39:53,360
Anybody.
588
00:39:56,404 --> 00:39:57,489
Marco.
589
00:40:08,041 --> 00:40:10,377
- Hey, Jimmy.
- Oh, hey, Bud.
590
00:40:10,585 --> 00:40:12,462
Can I bum one?
591
00:40:23,556 --> 00:40:24,808
Is that his?
592
00:40:25,392 --> 00:40:26,893
Yeah.
593
00:40:27,269 --> 00:40:30,438
- His mom gave it to me.
- I thought it looked familiar.
594
00:40:30,647 --> 00:40:32,774
I figured I'd wear it today.
595
00:40:32,983 --> 00:40:36,111
But I don't know.
I'm not a big ring guy, so...
596
00:40:38,322 --> 00:40:41,158
Still. Could be worth
a couple of bucks.
597
00:40:55,130 --> 00:40:57,007
Better head back.
598
00:40:57,216 --> 00:40:59,301
See you inside.
599
00:41:22,324 --> 00:41:25,285
- Hey.
- Is this Ferris Bueller?
600
00:41:25,493 --> 00:41:26,870
Speaking.
601
00:41:27,079 --> 00:41:31,083
Don't want to interrupt your big day off.
Just checking in. What are you up to?
602
00:41:31,291 --> 00:41:35,544
- You know, burning down the place.
- I wouldn't expect any less.
603
00:41:35,545 --> 00:41:41,093
So whatever it was,
did you get it out of your system?
604
00:41:41,301 --> 00:41:43,929
- Yep, all gone.
- Good.
605
00:41:44,137 --> 00:41:45,638
I want to run something by you.
606
00:41:45,847 --> 00:41:49,016
The Sandpiper case,
it's getting too big for HHM.
607
00:41:49,017 --> 00:41:51,436
Howard's decided to partner
with another firm.
608
00:41:51,437 --> 00:41:53,272
Davis and Main, you heard of them?
609
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:58,734
- Sure, up in Santa Fe.
- Right. Well, they've heard of you too.
610
00:41:58,735 --> 00:42:02,529
And they're interested. They want to
make an offer contingent on an interview.
611
00:42:02,530 --> 00:42:04,991
- They've got a partner-track position.
- Wait. What?
612
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,494
Partner track?
What are you talking about?
613
00:42:07,702 --> 00:42:10,621
There's an office in Santa Fe
with your name on it.
614
00:42:10,622 --> 00:42:14,626
Or there could be.
And you'd be working on your case.
615
00:42:17,045 --> 00:42:20,799
Well, I... I don't even...
616
00:42:22,884 --> 00:42:25,929
- Chuck wouldn't like it.
- Chuck has no say in this.
617
00:42:26,138 --> 00:42:27,805
You wouldn't be working for HHM.
618
00:42:27,806 --> 00:42:30,350
And Chuck can't tell
Davis and Main who to hire.
619
00:42:30,558 --> 00:42:34,854
Why me? Is this like a tax write-off or
a charity thing? What's the angle, huh?
620
00:42:35,063 --> 00:42:38,816
Jimmy, we've been talking to your clients,
the Sandpiper residents.
621
00:42:38,817 --> 00:42:41,069
And they ask about you
every chance they get.
622
00:42:41,278 --> 00:42:44,196
I don't know what it is,
but you have a way with them.
623
00:42:44,197 --> 00:42:46,783
Hey. Old people love me.
624
00:42:47,534 --> 00:42:50,954
So... sounds good?
625
00:42:54,082 --> 00:42:58,628
Kim, I can't imagine what you did
to make this happen. Thank you.
626
00:42:58,837 --> 00:43:01,173
I didn't do anything much.
627
00:43:01,381 --> 00:43:05,010
And believe it or not,
Howard's been pushing this too.
628
00:43:05,218 --> 00:43:06,678
Good old Howard.
629
00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:10,682
Listen, we're gonna be down in
Judge Murray's court on Thursday at 11.
630
00:43:10,890 --> 00:43:12,891
The Davis and Main people
will be there.
631
00:43:12,892 --> 00:43:15,227
It'd be the perfect chance
for you to meet them.
632
00:43:15,228 --> 00:43:18,565
Thursday at 11. All right.
I'll be there. Thanks, Kim. Really.
633
00:43:18,773 --> 00:43:20,317
I'll see you then.
634
00:43:31,786 --> 00:43:34,498
All the originals
need to be copied and filed.
635
00:43:34,706 --> 00:43:37,542
See, I've written right here
on the box, "copy and file."
636
00:43:37,543 --> 00:43:41,253
- That's to make it as clear as possible.
- Got it, Mr. McGill. Anything else?
637
00:43:41,254 --> 00:43:44,465
Well, on the grocery front,
almost everything was right this time.
638
00:43:44,466 --> 00:43:46,218
- Great.
- Almost.
639
00:43:46,426 --> 00:43:50,889
It's a small thing, but to my taste, the
Granny Smith apples are a bit too tart.
640
00:43:51,097 --> 00:43:54,225
- Those are the green ones, right?
- Right. I prefer the red ones.
641
00:43:54,226 --> 00:43:57,521
But not Red Delicious.
Those are generally tasteless.
642
00:43:57,729 --> 00:44:02,150
Fujis should be in season.
It's not a major issue, but...
643
00:44:02,359 --> 00:44:04,277
Fuji apples. Okay.
644
00:44:04,486 --> 00:44:07,531
Oh, and I'd like to try soy milk.
So maybe a half gallon of that.
645
00:44:07,739 --> 00:44:09,241
You got it.
646
00:44:09,616 --> 00:44:14,329
Well, thank you, Ernesto.
I appreciate your attention to detail.
647
00:44:15,581 --> 00:44:18,584
Do you need to write
any of this down?
648
00:44:18,791 --> 00:44:20,419
Because it's okay if you do.
649
00:44:21,169 --> 00:44:23,671
You know, just to be sure.
650
00:44:24,339 --> 00:44:26,425
So Fuji apples.
651
00:44:45,026 --> 00:44:47,695
- Hey, Ernie.
- Hey, how you doing, man?
652
00:44:47,904 --> 00:44:51,490
Good. Good. So Howard's got you
looking after Chuck, huh?
653
00:44:51,491 --> 00:44:54,661
- Yeah. It's a few extra bucks, you know?
- How's he doing?
654
00:44:54,869 --> 00:44:56,913
Seems okay, like usual.
655
00:44:57,789 --> 00:45:01,542
I'd say we could grab a beer, but they're
waiting on paperwork at the office.
656
00:45:01,543 --> 00:45:03,920
- You know how it is.
- Don't I though?
657
00:45:04,129 --> 00:45:05,713
See you, Jimmy.
658
00:45:05,922 --> 00:45:07,966
See you around, Ernie.
659
00:45:46,588 --> 00:45:49,132
You done business with him before?
660
00:45:50,592 --> 00:45:52,468
Right.
661
00:45:52,469 --> 00:45:55,763
Yeah. I'll be there.
662
00:46:23,375 --> 00:46:26,919
Davis and Main and McGill.
663
00:46:28,004 --> 00:46:32,592
Great to meet you.
Nice to meet you, gentlemen.
664
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,260
It's good to meet you.
665
00:46:34,469 --> 00:46:36,012
Nice.
666
00:47:02,872 --> 00:47:05,458
Well, that was quick. No charge.
667
00:47:05,667 --> 00:47:07,085
Help me out here.
668
00:47:07,293 --> 00:47:13,299
Did I dream it or did I have
$1,600,000 on my desk in cash?
669
00:47:13,508 --> 00:47:16,135
When I close my eyes, I can still see it.
670
00:47:16,344 --> 00:47:19,389
It's burned into my retinas
like I was staring into the sun.
671
00:47:19,598 --> 00:47:22,140
No one on God's green Earth
knew we had it.
672
00:47:22,141 --> 00:47:23,975
We could have split it 50-50.
673
00:47:23,976 --> 00:47:30,066
We could have gone home
with $800,000 each, tax free.
674
00:47:30,275 --> 00:47:32,193
Your point being?
675
00:47:32,402 --> 00:47:34,862
Why didn't we? What stopped us?
676
00:47:35,071 --> 00:47:38,825
I remember you saying something
about doing the right thing.
677
00:47:40,076 --> 00:47:42,495
I don't even know what that means.
678
00:47:42,704 --> 00:47:44,955
You want to know
why I didn't take that money?
679
00:47:44,956 --> 00:47:46,916
Is that what you're asking?
680
00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:48,710
Yeah, that's what I'm asking.
681
00:47:48,918 --> 00:47:53,131
Me, personally,
I was hired to do a job. I did it.
682
00:47:53,339 --> 00:47:55,133
That's as far as it goes.
683
00:47:55,341 --> 00:47:59,345
Yeah. Well, I know what stopped me.
684
00:47:59,554 --> 00:48:01,013
And you know what?
685
00:48:01,222 --> 00:48:03,767
It's never stopping me again.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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