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Hey. Good morning to
my favorite school.
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How is everyone doing?
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What do you want? So
a bit of a problem.
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Sounds like a "you" problem.
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I haven't said what it is yet.
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Proceed.
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So there have been students
from various schools
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playing in the golf
course construction zones.
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And some of them are wearing
Abbott uniforms. And...
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And you would like us to
get our students to stop
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so that the other students
will stop as well.
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Yes. The Abbott students are
disturbingly influential.
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Thank you.
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We can get our cool-ass
students to stop.
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That's why you're my
favorite school.
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For a price.
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What is your price?
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Actually, we really
need new gym equipment.
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Oh! Okay, so like what? Yes.
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Like new archery
board, lacrosse gear?
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Oh, our lacrosse
sticks are so worn down
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after all of the lacrosse
that we have been playing.
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I think
she means like new footballs.
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Basketballs.
Dodgeballs.
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Parachute. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah! For... skydiving?
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What?! Janine: No.
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You know, you throw it up
and the kids run under it.
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Oh, yeah, you mean
a disposable gazebo?
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Oh. I actually
can't with this man.
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No, man, the one with
the handles, you know?
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And you're like, whoo!
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I-I'm just... I
am not familiar.
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Oh, come on! You
know a parachute.
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You know, gym class? Have
you ever been in school?
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Everybody holds
it and go like...
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Whoa!
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It's like a circus tent.
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And it's like ahh! Whee!
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And then everybody takes turns.
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It's a parachute.
And you run in.
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And you, like,
have a great time.
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I do not know what
you are referencing!
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I'll just send you a link then.
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Cool. Bye.
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You have a phone
call on line two.
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It's Manny from the district.
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Ugh. Tell him I'm not
here. Tell him I died.
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Tell him I'm on "Survivor".
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Ah! I'll take
it. Damn it, Dia!
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What's up, The Manny-dalorian?
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Oh, like
that! Can I use it?
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You can absolutely buy the
copyright. Is that all?
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Jokes on jokes. This is fun.
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So, listen, as you know,
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since you've been
principal at Abbott,
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test scores have gone
up, absences are down,
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and after school
programs have increased.
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Yep, I truly am "that gworl."
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And the district wants more
principals to be "that gworls."
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We want to invite
you to give a speech
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at one of our Philly
School District Ed Talks.
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Super low lift, it's just
a run-through with me,
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then the big show.
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Ooh, how much does it pay?
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It's more of a
volunteer opportunity.
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I do not want to do this.
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You are welcome for my time.
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Hey, Dia, you know that's
strike three, right?
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Like, you know that, right?
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Hey, Mr. J.
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What are you doing
here so early, Chad?
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I'm doing a career report
for social studies,
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and I decided to shadow
you and write about it.
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You got gloves? No.
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Good. They just slow you down.
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Let's go.
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An Italian hoagie
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and an Italian
hoagie, extra Italian.
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Oh, grazie, Deli Man.
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Best hoagies in West Philly.
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Well, get 'em while you can.
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Landlord may not renew my lease.
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What?! No!
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First golf course comes in,
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then small businesses get
priced out of their leases.
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But what could they
possibly put here?
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The deli across the street
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is being turned into a
freakin' smoothie shop.
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Which one?
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- Smoothin' On Up?
- Mnh-mnh.
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On Blended Knee?
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Oh, it's not Fruit Goops, is it?
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He knows so many
different smoothie shops.
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Nope. It's gonna be
a Fruit, There It Is.
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Let's go.
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Gregory, lower that roof!
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That deli is an institution.
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Yeah. This sucks.
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What, I'm supposed to drive
all the way to Wawa now?
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Murder me!
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Look, I don't know.
Neighborhoods change. Okay?
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No. Greg, you
don't understand.
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Gentrification is
like a... Shut up.
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I'm tired of driving all
the way to University City
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every time I want a
16-ounce Banana-Nut Shred
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with extra bee pollen.
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Your thoughts about
food are war crimes
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and you should be
sent to The Hague.
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Hey, y'all. What
we talking about?
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Either catch me up or
change the subject.
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We were talking about...
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Vetoed! That settles that.
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Ugh!
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Not Manny trying to get me
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to volunteer my voice in
a public setting for free.
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Ava, please explain.
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He asked me to do some
Ed Talk or whatever.
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Wait, an Ed Talk?
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Ava, that's awesome!
Congratulations!
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Yeah, that's very cool.
What's the focus of your talk?
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Oh, I turned it down.
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Did you not hear me
say it was unpaid?
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Ava, you really
need to reconsider.
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This is a great
opportunity for you.
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And the school!
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Closest Wawa... 22
left turns away.
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Yeah, and if you do the talk,
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it'll put us back in the
district's good graces
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after, you know, Janine, well...
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The district does not have
a problem with Janine.
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No, no. They do. They hate me.
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They told me they have
a problem with me.
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But the way the district works
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is if you're front of mind,
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then your school
is front of line
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for new resources.
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So you see, you
are getting paid,
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just indirectly.
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Plus you love to boast.
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I truly am great
at it. Mm-hmm.
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You should do it.
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Ugh, fine.
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Yes! But my
time's coming out of your paychecks.
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Uh, no, it's not.
No, it's not.
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What? That's not
fair. Mnh-mnh.
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Okay. Then just Jacob's.
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Fine, fine. Okay.
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Okay, t... Wait. No.
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All right. Okay.
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Viv, why don't you go next?
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My name is Viv.
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I am seven years old,
and my favorite thing
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to do is sing in
the car with my mom.
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Lovely. Okay, Dante,
how about you?
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My name is Dante.
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I am eight years old, and my
favorite thing to do is draw.
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Good job, Dante. Okay, Nate.
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My name is Nate.
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I am seven years old,
and my favorite thing
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to do is eat paper.
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Okay, so how much paper
would you say you've eaten?
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Like, just a teeny tiny...
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He ate "Peter Rabbit."
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What?
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Dia. Dia!
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Dia!
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Come on, girl.
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Hang that up real quick.
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I'm sorry. Can you hold
on just one second?
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Yes?
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I am gonna kill this
speech, girl.
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I'm so happy I let the
teachers talk me into doing it.
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I'm, like, actually working
on it and enjoying it.
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Ava, this is my son's
doctor on the phone.
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Oh, damn, girl. Take
that. What are you doing?
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I just feel... validated.
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I always do things my way and
people don't always like it.
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But the district
has seen my methods
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and they want the madness.
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They want... the Ava-lanche.
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Really?
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Isn't this more of a job
for a maintenance man?
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Or a woman. But you're right.
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It is.
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Guys, I was just at the deli,
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and everyone in there is so sad.
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But also so fired up
that I had the thought...
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what if we activate
the neighborhood?
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What if we don't, though?
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Yeah, we could canvass
and inform and...
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Yeah, you know what?
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We could go and
pay a little visit
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to the University City location.
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You know, convince
them maybe setting up
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in a different neighborhood
is a good idea.
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And I will come along with you
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because I have a
few choice words for
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Fruit, There It Is.
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Yes, I love it! Okay,
are we doing this?
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I can make some fliers on Canva
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and start papering this town.
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Ooh! This is what being
the change feels like.
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Are you feeling
that?
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Okay. Everybody, hold on.
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If you're going, can
you take my punch card?
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I'm like three punches away
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from a free Teddy Blendergrass.
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Boy, bye. Come on.
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Chad, lemme tell you something.
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This is gonna end in chaos.
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How?
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You'll see. So much
to learn, youngblood.
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C'mon, let's go sweep the roof.
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You're not afraid
of heights, right?
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No.
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Still time to help
save the deli, Greg.
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I have already set up
an online petition.
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I put fliers in all local
storefronts that would let me.
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And I even spoke with the
B.L.A.C.K.S. yesterday.
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Excuse me?
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Building Love and
Creating Kids' Safety.
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The activist group. Remember?
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They protested the
school last year.
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Should probably get in the
habit of saying the whole name.
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Yeah, well...
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Well, the Building Love and
Creating Kids' Safe... ties
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are on board and
mobilizing as we speak.
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About that. Yes!
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How did it go at the
University City location?
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Did you guys really
let 'em have it?
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Mm. So we went down there to
give them a piece of our mind.
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We were raring
to go.
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Walked right up to that door,
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put our hand on the handle.
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Didn't even knock.
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Don't have to. It's a store.
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But then we noticed
they had free samples,
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and, well, after our
long and taxing drive...
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Yeah, it's rude to turn
down a free sample, Jacob.
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I gotta tell you, I have no
idea where this is going.
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Well, the sample was so good,
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we considered
changing our stance
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on the smoothie shop moving in.
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But we did not. Of course not.
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Oh, thank God.
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Yeah, it took multiple samples.
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And they're
all home runs, Jacob.
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Seriously, what's one less deli
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in this deli town?
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Mnh-mnh. We drank yours.
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But we got one for you.
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What? We had a plan. I-I
papered the community.
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Just try it, Jacob. It
might change your mind.
255
00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,487
Oh, okay. Do it.
256
00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,031
That sounds nice.
257
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,074
Mm-hmm.
258
00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:55,409
Ohh!
259
00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:57,286
Psych!
260
00:08:57,287 --> 00:09:02,041
I am really disappointed
in all of you.
261
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,626
So I guess that means you
don't want your punch card.
262
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,671
I'll take that.
263
00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,050
These can be combined.
264
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,552
Hello? Hey. Sorry.
265
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,095
Hey.
266
00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,430
I've got a paper
eater in my class,
267
00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,724
and I'm just trying to
get inside his head.
268
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,768
Ah. I had a girl in my
class lick glue last year.
269
00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,811
But it was a one-time thing.
See, that I can handle.
270
00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,521
But apparently, he's
been doing this all year.
271
00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,231
Maybe he's doing
it for attention.
272
00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,275
No, there's a real
passion there.
273
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,693
I tried to document
it in my calendar,
274
00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,695
but the little Billy
goat ate November.
275
00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,280
Oh, wow. Okay.
276
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,324
Maybe it's like
an anxiety thing.
277
00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,660
Maybe it's that, but some kids
just like to eat weird stuff.
278
00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:41,914
I used to eat crayons.
I love the snap.
279
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,124
Get him some of that edible
paper that they use on cakes.
280
00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,751
Wean him off and call it a day.
281
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,044
Hmm.
282
00:09:47,045 --> 00:09:48,170
That's how I kicked crayons.
283
00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,505
Pretzel sticks and Kit Kats.
284
00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,423
I licked ChapStick once.
285
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,424
Sicko.
286
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,429
Eh, here we go. Mm-hmm.
287
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,306
Here to tell us how
anti-progress we are?
288
00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,433
What? What
are you talking about?
289
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,560
That doesn't sound
like me, does it?
290
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,647
No, I'm... I'm... I
have thought about it
291
00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:10,150
and I am looking forward
to the new smoothie shop.
292
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:12,402
So why the change in tune?
293
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,655
Because... it is
rare to see you all
294
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,698
so excited about
something, okay? Okay.
295
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,826
And if it makes you happy
to have this place nearby,
296
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,078
then darn it, I'm
happy, too, okay?
297
00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,747
Bring on the fruits, add
some milk, blend it up.
298
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,125
Let's have a good time with
the little time we have
299
00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,128
on this big old rock
they call Earth.
300
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,505
What's that on your collar?
301
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,465
What? A hickey, probably.
302
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,509
You can't get a
hickey on clothing.
303
00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,930
That's açai.
304
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,181
With a whey protein boost.
305
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,933
You tried Fruit, There It Is!
306
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:46,019
Wait, you Postmated a
smoothie to the school?
307
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,145
Where'd you get 30 bucks?
308
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,480
I didn't Postmate anything.
309
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,149
Then where'd the açai come from?
310
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,109
You dug it
out of the garbage.
311
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,902
He dug it out of the garbage.
312
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:57,447
Jacob! Stop eating
out of the trash can!
313
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,533
Look, the only thing I hate
more than gentrification
314
00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:00,951
is waste, okay?
315
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,120
And we as a culture, need to
have a serious conversation
316
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:05,372
about when trash
is really just food
317
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,416
temporarily situated
in a garbage can.
318
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,376
You liked it, didn't you?
319
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:09,877
I loved it. Mm-hmm.
320
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,712
It was... It was so fresh.
321
00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,255
If you like their açai,
322
00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:15,007
you wait till you try
their secret menu.
323
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,800
You should see me off of two
shots of that wheatgrass.
324
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,094
I'm just like whoo!
325
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,473
Bobby, sit down.
326
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:26,894
They figured it out. Didn't
seem to turn into chaos.
327
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,021
The chaos hasn't even begun.
328
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,440
That's just the tip
of the trash can.
329
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,025
And after that is "The
Art of the Scheme,"
330
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,485
where I basically address
how a scheme is like a dance.
331
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,821
Poetic. Maybe just
not for this talk.
332
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,156
What else you got?
333
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,116
Okay. "Intimidation
as Motivation."
334
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,784
Let's put a pin in
that puppy as well.
335
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,494
Uh, "Withholding
Pay as Motivation."
336
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:45,996
Illegal.
337
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,331
Well, I already took out
338
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,749
"Kelly Rowland as
Motivation," but I...
339
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,125
Hey, Ava, to be honest here,
340
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,793
I'm starting to get a
little worried. Why?
341
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,546
This isn't quite what I was
expecting from you for the talk.
342
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,923
Especially the part
about renting out the gym
343
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,549
to unsanctioned groups.
344
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,759
Wait, are you talking
about the church choir
345
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,261
or the drug dealers?
346
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,681
So listen.
347
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,768
Hey.
348
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,354
Ooh. How's the
presentation going?
349
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:11,647
I'm not doing the talk anymore.
350
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,523
Uh, por qué?
351
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,650
Manny changed his mind.
352
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,611
What? But he
reached out to you.
353
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,112
He wanted you for it.
354
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,322
Yes, but when he
heard my presentation,
355
00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,990
he said I wasn't right for it.
356
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,241
Said he didn't want to encourage
357
00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,701
the other principals
to act like me.
358
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,578
He basically called me "too
hood" without saying it.
359
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,705
Okay, well, hold on
now. Janine, it's cool.
360
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,375
I've been told I'm
too much or too brash
361
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,669
or too blunt or not right
for the job my whole life.
362
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,920
I'm used to it.
363
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,464
If people don't like
me, it's on them.
364
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,884
Let me see the presentation.
365
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:47,057
Okay. Oh, wow. Ava.
366
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:51,186
This is so bad.
367
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,271
Like, really, really terrible.
368
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,691
Get out. No, no,
no, it's just...
369
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,067
Look, it's just...
370
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,569
this isn't it, you know?
371
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,447
Like, yes, you do those things,
but it's not all you do.
372
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,825
You make clothes for our
students who need them.
373
00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:07,202
You put on fundraisers
374
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,663
so that our kids can
go on field trips.
375
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:15,544
And you somehow understand your
teachers and what they need.
376
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:18,797
And that's what makes
you a great principal.
377
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,968
Yeah, but the problem is, I
don't do it "the right way."
378
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,679
All right.
379
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,974
You once viciously made
fun of my jelly bean belt.
380
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,726
Once? At least a dozenfold.
381
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:34,146
And... told me I
needed to dress better
382
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,149
because I deserved better.
383
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,943
And I was mad at first.
384
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,362
But you were right.
385
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:46,158
Your approach might
be "too whatever,"
386
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,119
but the results
speak for themselves.
387
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,957
You should focus on
why you do things
388
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,626
and not how you do them.
389
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,005
Wow. Look at me
cheering myself up.
390
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,631
Okay.
391
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:04,052
But it's too late. Manny's
already going with someone else.
392
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,803
I'm gonna put in a
call to the district.
393
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:07,804
Mm-hmm.
394
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,431
Don't they hate you?
395
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,016
Oh, I wouldn't call
them fond of me,
396
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,726
but Manny owes me a favor.
397
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,103
I taught him how to ride a bike.
398
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,521
What do you know?
399
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,232
Always something to learn.
400
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,942
Mm.
401
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,070
Remember, your projects
on Unsung Women in History
402
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,155
are due tomorrow, okay?
403
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,491
Shouldn't be a problem if you
started when they were assigned.
404
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,493
What's
going on outside?
405
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:32,287
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
406
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,830
That smoothie place
has got to go!
407
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,916
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
408
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,584
That smoothie place
has got to go!
409
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:38,752
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
410
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,253
Oh, no! It's the B.L.A.C.K.S.
411
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,338
That smoothie place
has got to go!
412
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,881
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
413
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,258
It's... It's not
what it sounds like.
414
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:50,764
Hey, hey! Ho, ho! That
smoothie place has got to go!
415
00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,099
Oh, my...
416
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,643
Hey, hey! Ho, ho! Hey, there!
417
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,144
That smoothie place has got
to go! Hey, there, protesters.
418
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,939
What, uh... What are
we so upset about?
419
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,357
They're trying to
take away our deli
420
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:03,026
and put an açai place in here!
421
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,736
We found out about
it from this flier!
422
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,987
Hey, hey! Ho, ho! That
smoothie place has got to go!
423
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,198
The one time my
canvassing works.
424
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,659
Ho, ho! That smoothie
place has got to go!
425
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,868
Chaos. Chaos.
426
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,080
Ho, ho! That smoothie
place has got to go!
427
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,250
We are angry. We are mad.
428
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,877
We like the deli.
Smoothies are bad.
429
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:25,173
Aw, there's nothing like the
sound of dissent in the afternoon.
430
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,092
What in the world?
431
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,219
Hey. Um, you know what?
432
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,346
Let's... Let us consider
the scene in front of us
433
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,348
from a smoothie half
full perspective.
434
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:36,601
Oh, hell no. Jacob,
I need my smoothies.
435
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,147
Jacob, I haven't been this
regular in five years.
436
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,816
Fix this! Wow!
Okay, okay, okay.
437
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:46,903
Hey, everyone!
I'm loving the energy, okay?
438
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:50,323
But you know who the
real enemy is here?
439
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,869
Fracking. Fracking is
bad. Frack is wack!
440
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,120
Let's get that going.
That's... That's catchy.
441
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,875
Hey, hey, do protests
even really work?
442
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,961
I mean, the Chiefs are
still a team, am I right?
443
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,504
No, no.
444
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:10,093
What we need to do is bottle
up all of this passion
445
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,597
and then pour it
on the golf course.
446
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:18,935
Because after all, that is what
is destroying this neighborhood.
447
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:22,272
Barb. Barb, if the
golf course goes away,
448
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,941
the smoothie shop
goes away, right?
449
00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:28,528
And so don't do that.
450
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,113
Thank you.
451
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,282
Are you all protesting me?
452
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,117
No!
453
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,411
Then why are you doing
this in front of my place?
454
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,205
I don't know!
455
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,664
The instructions weren't clear.
456
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,666
My bad. My bad.
457
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,752
Save the deli!
458
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,880
Save the deli!
459
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,635
And then I'd like to end
on creative solutions
460
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,637
for stretching a limited budget.
461
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,097
So Janine called the district,
and they really do hate her,
462
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,474
which tracks.
463
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,142
But I'm grateful
they're gonna give me
464
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,352
another chance at
the run-through.
465
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,312
I think I know
what they want now.
466
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,855
Incredible.
467
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,482
That's what we're
looking for, Ava.
468
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,359
So I'm good for the
speech tomorrow night?
469
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,903
Yes. And just to clarify...
470
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,113
Still unpaid. Had to ask.
471
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,907
You know, things
change.
472
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,617
Of course. Well, it's
good to see you. Thank...
473
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,663
Looks like
they're getting tired.
474
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,581
Well, I guess this might
blow over after all.
475
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,291
I just got a call
from the landlord.
476
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,043
Said he didn't
realize kicking me out
477
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,045
would be such a big ass-ache.
478
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,964
Now he's renewing my lease.
479
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,423
I guess you guys did it.
480
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,136
Well, how about that, Jacob?
481
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,555
Once again, a white man
482
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,557
comes into a community of color
483
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,725
and makes things worse.
484
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,270
I should have known
better than to dream.
485
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,146
I'm gonna go in and
buy a Mountain Dew.
486
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,983
No.
487
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,069
Hey, Mr. J!
488
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,488
I finished my report
for social studies.
489
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,864
Thanks for letting
me shadow you.
490
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,032
What'd you learn?
491
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,492
Sweep before you mop.
492
00:17:57,493 --> 00:17:58,952
Chaos is inevitable here.
493
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:00,162
And that you need these.
494
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,875
I don't, but thanks.
495
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,845
Hi. Good morning,
Viv. Good morning.
496
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:21,057
Oh, Nate. Hi.
Come on over here.
497
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,434
Look at what I just got.
498
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,978
Edible paper. Isn't
that all paper?
499
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,272
Just trust me and try it.
500
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,944
Cleanse that palate.
501
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,322
Well?
502
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,741
It... kind of tastes
like a cookie.
503
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,076
Kind of makes me
want to have cookies.
504
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,244
Do we have any cookies?
505
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,538
I will have one
for you at lunch.
506
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,874
Thanks, Miss Teagues.
You're welcome.
507
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,877
That paper tip Ava gave
me... that was pretty good.
508
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,296
She can be really surprising.
509
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,673
It's another great
thing about her.
510
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:56,301
I still maintain that the most
crucial aspect of this job
511
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,762
is empowering our
students and staff.
512
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,056
When someone can't see the
potential that you see in them,
513
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,599
they might need a little push.
514
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,893
And it's up to us as
leaders to give it to them.
515
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,107
Yes. Double jacket.
516
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,401
How do you toe the line
between giving encouragement
517
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,653
and giving orders or
even overstepping?
518
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,031
I'd say repetition.
519
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,574
Let me give you an example.
520
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:23,286
A member of my staff dressed
as a nun going on vacat... No?
521
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:27,457
Um, a member of my staff
was stuck in a rut.
522
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:31,044
But by being consistent
with subtle advice,
523
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:34,839
her perspective shifted and she
was able to make small changes
524
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,884
that led to her becoming
the incredible educator
525
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,677
that she is today.
526
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,930
How you give the
advice is up to you
527
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,391
because it's not
always about the how.
528
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,142
It's about the end result.
529
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,360
And that's how I saved
the school from ringworm.
530
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,821
Mm! Ava, that was sick.
531
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,572
Thank you again
for volunteering.
532
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,907
No problem. I love doing it.
533
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,575
It was so good.
534
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,245
You know, people actually
do get paid for this?
535
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:06,746
Paid? Not here,
536
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,416
but at private speaking
engagements and seminars.
537
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,167
Oh, yeah. Like how much?
538
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,961
Like thousands of dollars.
539
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,421
Thousands, you say? Mm-hmm.
540
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,173
Well, this has been a pleasure.
541
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:20,093
If you guys want to keep
speaking to me, it'll be $1,000.
542
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,933
Oh.
543
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,188
Get excited, people.
544
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,399
The deli is making
smoothies now.
545
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,775
Oh! And they sent
these as a thank you
546
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,193
for saving a beloved
small business
547
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,028
from the clutches
of gentrificach.
548
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,488
Well, it's a win-win.
549
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,031
The neighborhood gets
to keep a local fave
550
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,575
and we get free smoothies.
551
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,535
Deli smoothies. They
don't have the training.
552
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:48,037
Oh, well, I guess these
will just have to do.
553
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,415
Enjoy the refreshing
taste of community action.
554
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,418
Chindon! Hey! Love it.
555
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,712
No. Oh.
556
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:58,923
Oh, fallen angels!
That is vile!
557
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,800
What is in this?
558
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,470
Mango Mortadella Fusion?
559
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,763
Is that menthol?
560
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:05,805
Appears we have the same flavor.
561
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,348
Menthol madness. Ugh!
562
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,727
Mine is... it's mostly
Nerd Clusters and...
563
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:12,604
Hot Fries.
564
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,564
Yeah, which, honestly, I'm...
565
00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,900
Are you ready? Oh,
wait, guys, I'm in next.
566
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,651
No, wait. Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
567
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:22,114
Whoo! Eee!
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