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[wind howling]

[snoring]

Daphne.

Bear trap.

[sighing]

[intense music]

[growling]

Huh? Hello?

Is someone there?

- Oh, cartwheeling kitchen camels, - Fred!

- If you've snuck in here again - to conserve body heat

by lying across my legs.

[door creaking]

Ah! Fred?

[gasping]

[groaning]

[intense music]

[growling]

Aah!

You! No!

Not again!

[indistinct]

[chuckling]

[indistinct]

[screaming]

Santa? Wait, no.

Dad!

[panting]

[grunting]

I've gotta get out of here!

Let me go!

- Oh, oh!

- But, dad, what's happened?

[laughing]

[door closing]

[theme music]

[music continues]

(Scooby)

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[birds chirping]

Gang, there's something

wrong with my dad.

Every day for two weeks now

- he runs screaming - down the hall

- and ends up sleeping - in the yard.

- Is that normal?

- For your dad? Probably.

My mom was doing

that for a while.

- But it just turned out to be - really bad gas

- according to the men - who took her away.

I hear that.

Like, a couple of late night

jalapeno-stuffed clam poppers

- and it's another all-nighter - on the porcelain!

Raggy, please!

[schoolbell ringing]

Dude, Fred, if you want

Scooby and me could

sleep over tonight.

And my mom has a whole section

- of herbal sleep remedies - at her shop.

- We could stop by - after school.

Oh, I'd really appreciate that.

Thanks, gang.

See you after class.

Daphne, are you okay?

You look unperfect.

Velma, when you were

going out with Shaggy

did you ever have

trust issues?

He dumped me for a dog.

A dog!

Then he started acting all,

"I want you, Velma, again"

- before I sent him back - to his dog.

So, yeah, there were

a few trust issues. Why?

Lately, Fred has been

a little obsessive.

He's even made a schedule

so he knows where I am

and what I'm doing

every moment of the day.

Look at this.

That's only today.

Part one, of 12!

I mean, I know he's complicated.

No, he's not.

But with the way he wants

to control everything I do

I'm starting to feel like

one of his traps.

[instrumental music]

Here you go.

- A sampling of my best - herbal teas

guaranteed to relax

body and soul.

'Who wants to try?'

[bubbling]

(Marmalade)

no tea, man.'

'Your father don't need

Your father need

an exorcist, man.

A ghost hunter.

- I'm sorry, but.. - Who are you?

And what are you doing skulking

in my mom's bookcases?

It's okay, Velma.

This is my new barista,

Lady Marmalade.

Barista? Is that like

a massage therapist?

Because, I have got this knot.

I make coffee drinks, girly.

Espresso, chai latte, mocha

chaka lata yayas, and the like.

I also cast evil spirits

out of unclean souls.

You think my dad's soul

could be unclean?

Hmm, from your aura?

It could definitely

use a good washing.

If you need me, boy,

I'll be behind the milk steamer.

[laughing]

Isn't she great?

I'm just a sucker

for that accent!

[crickets chirping]

Hey, guys. Thanks again

for spending the night.

Why, no problemo, Fred.

If mayor dad is in trouble..

We're here to help.

Doh!

Whoa-ho-ho.

She's hot.

Cool it, Scoob.

Like, that's Fred's mom.

- She left when he was a baby. - He doesn't...

Talk about her much.

Sorry, Fred.

I didn't mean anything.

Ah, it's okay, Scoob.

She was pretty.

Maybe someday I'll get

to tell her that in person.

So, uh, anything else

you guys need?

Ah, well, maybe

just one other thing.

[instrumental music]

- Oh! - Oh!

- Heaven! - Heaven!

[grunting]

The doctor is in,

and I'm sorry to inform you

but... your health insurance

has been denied!

Ha, ha!

[grunting]

Like, man, I am stuffed.

Ohh!

Yeah. I need another stomach

for my stomach.

- Pre-bed pizza?

- Absolutely!

[sighing]

[Fred Sr. screaming]

Dad! I'm coming!

Huh?

Toddling timber monkeys,

Fred! Help!

(Fred)

I need you now!'

'Shaggy, Scooby,

- Zoinks! - That sounded like..

Fred!

[growling]

Going somewhere?

[laughing]

[chuckling]

I am an evil pizza!

Like, that is so wrong!

[cackling]

Yikes!

[growling]

[grunting]

rawr

Oh!

Hold on, dad!

To what?

I'm on the ceiling!

Whoa!

[groaning]

Grab this.

It's a fairway wood, it's safe!

[both yelling]

It's really quiet out there.

[growling]

[growling]

[both yelling]

[screaming]

[groaning]

[laughing]

[birds chirping]

- (Fred Sr.) - 'Forget it, Fred,

I'm not going back.'

Dad, please.

I can solve this mystery.

Fine, solve away.

Oh, and when you're driven mad

- and screaming into the night - without me..

- ...could you remember to grab me - some more socks?

I'm short a few pairs.

- And what's with - the sunflower seeds?

I've been finding them

all over the house.

I-I don't know.

It's okay, Fred.

We'll figure this out.

Daphne, please.

We don't have hugs scheduled

until later this afternoon.

You don't understand, dude.

Like, food turned against us.

There's no reason

to go on living.

- I'm sure you two - will eat again

- probably in the next - 10 minutes or so.

Listen to me, everybody.

- Something's trying to - hurt my dad

- and I'm gonna figure out - what it is.

But I can't do it alone.

- I'm going to need - all of your help

including yours, dad.

- (Fred Sr.) - 'What?'

I can't hear you,

I'm too comfortable.

- I'm serious. - And to prove it.

If I can't solve

what's happening to you

- I'll give up - mystery solving forever.

- And I'll be whatever - you want me to be.

- - Really? - - Freddy, no!

- Too late, he said it. - No going backsies.

I've got witnesses, Fred.

[intense music]

With these cameras

set up around the house

- we'll be able to watch - and record anything

that comes after my dad.

But there's only one problem.

I'm a trap guy.

I have absolutely no idea

how this stuff works.

Don't worry, I've been stripping

dielectric insulation

off my coax since

before I could walk.

Get ready to worship

the Velma.

[intense music]

- Oh, yeah! - Yeah!

[banging on door]

Almost forgot.

One more part to my plan.

(all)

Lady Marmalade?

That's right.

Now let's get started, man.

I got a pile of chicken bones

and scented candles

stinking up me butt bag.

Couldn't we have done the seance

somewhere else?

This comforter

is genuine ermine.

Fred, not now, man.

This room is the focus

of the haunting.

Are we gonna talk to

g-g-ghosts?

Yes, barky.

With this spirit board.

I saw one of these

in a Van Ghoul movie once.

You ask it questions, right?

Spirit board, if Scooby-Doo

and I were superheroes

what would our names be?

Steel... Panther.

Oh-ho!

And the Amazing Fanglorious!

Cool. Uh, who's who?

The spirit board

is not to be trifled with.

This is serious stuff, man.

[all gasping]

The spirits have heard us.

Now, who would like to ask

a real question?

I guess I will.

Um, hi, spirits.

Thanks for coming.

I'm Daphne,

and I guess my question is

if you like a boy but he kind of

has control issues...

Okay, that's it! We're done.

- But, Lady Marmalade, - the haunting!

[blowing]

I am a fourth generation

voodoo goddess!

I sleep on a bed of

alligator skull and hot coal.

That takes skill, man.

I'm gone.

No one's going anywhere.

It's my haunting.

I'll ask a question.

Okay, spirits, listen up.

Who are you, and why are you

doing this to me?

[all gasping]

What's it saying?

"I am an old friend

"and I want

what you took from me."

Dad, does that mean

something to you?

No, of course not!

Lady Bouillabaisse..

- Marmalade. - Whatever.

Is obviously trying to

pull some sort of scam.

[screaming]

My ermine!

Oh, you done it now, man.

- You've disrespected - the spirits

and now they're mighty angry!

Huh?

[laughing]

[screaming]

[laughing]

'Give me it!'

- Like, this is worse - than being attacked

by our favorite foods!

I'll say!

[both yelling]

[indistinct yelling]

[growling]

[screaming]

[roaring]

[growling]

[hissing]

[screaming]

Freddy!

[screaming]

Knock it off, Tyler!

[roaring]

Fred, you know that moose?

I spent a lot of time alone.

He's a good listener.

[all yelling]

Dudes!

- Like, that was close!

- I'll say.

- Dad, I don't know - what's in there

but it sure hates you.

- Dad? - Fred!

Dad!

Dad! Can you hear me? Dad!

Lady Marmalade, you've dealt

with this kind of thing before.

What do we do?

Voodoo is very clear

what to do in situations

like this, girly.

Run! Oh, ohh!

Like, wow,

all this time I had no idea

running away from monsters had

anything to do with voodoo.

Fred, come back!

Dad? Dad, can you hear me?

If you can't speak,

just blink twice.

Wait, that only works

if I can see him.

Fred, what about the cameras?

- We can rewind them - and see what happened.

I'll cue it up

right before the door slammed.

[sighing]

Do you mind?

I know holding hands

isn't on the schedule, but..

That's okay, Daph.

I'm sorry for being

so obsessive lately, it's..

It's just that people around me,

people I care about..

I keep losing them.

I guess I'm afraid

of losing you too, Daph.

You're never going to

lose me, Fred.

Got it!

- That's right before - he was grabbed.

Play it forward, Velma.

He wasn't grabbed.

Like, he did it himself.

That can't be.

We missed something.

Find another camera.

That looks like the thing

we found in the Darrow Mansion.

- No, the markings - are different.

It must be another piece.

But why does my dad have it?

[Fred Sr. screaming]

Dad?

But why is he screaming?

He's all alone.

What we're watching

is a minute behind.

- That could mean.. - Dad!

Hold on, I'm coming!

Dad, where are you?

Where are you?

Dad, are you in here?

[sighing]

No.

[gasping]

He's gone. I failed.

You didn't fail, Fred.

We'll find him.

Let's go, you two.

There has to be some clues

around here somewhere.

[sniffing]

Huh?

[sniffing]

Hey, I found something.

Sunflower seeds.

Hey, my dad said he'd been

finding them all over the house.

[sniffing]

[whimpering]

phew

- Like, what is that thing?

- It's one of my traps.

But it looks like

someone has modified it..

to shoot fire!

Why would one of your traps

be under your dad's bed?

- I've got traps - all over the house.

I mean, how would it look?

- Me, an expert trapper, - letting someone

break into my house

and not trapping them?

Fred, that's exactly

what's happened here.

- Could someone have accessed - your traps

to use them against your father?

Well, they'd have

to outsmart me first.

I mean, come on.

Hmm-mm.

Okay, maybe,

if they hacked my computer.

- It controls everything - I've set up.

But, still,

it would take a genius.

A genius that eats

sunflower seeds.

Gang, I think we're close

to solving this mystery.

- But to do that, - we're going to need to

make sure no ghost

gets out of this house.

[instrumental music]

[beeping]

[crickets chirping]

(Velma)

and put our trap in motion.'

'Now, time to abandon the house

[intense music]

[music continues]

Scared away so easily?

I'm disappointed,

Mystery Incorporated.

I expected more from you.

Huh?

[roaring]

[roaring]

[groaning]

[roaring]

[groaning]

[groaning]

We got him!

Uh.

[grunting]

Wood gets older than kindle!

Nice to see you again.

(all)

Professor Pericles.

Well, hello, children.

- How did you know?

- Simple.

There's only one brain

large enough, beside my own

that could have

pulled this off.

- We found the Trojan Horse - program

you put on Fred's laptop

that let you control

all of Fred's traps remotely.

(Pericles)

should have come up

Fred really

with a more secure password

than "trappin' guy."

- (Shaggy) - Once you had control

of the traps

- it was like totally simple - to simulate

- a haunting - and terrify the mayor.

(Velma)

provided the means

And your avian attributes

to make your spooky shadow

creep float like a real ghost.

(Daphne)

your avian diet gave you away.

Too bad for you

(Pericles)

A bird's got to eat.

Oh, what can I say?

It still doesn't explain

where my dad is

- and why you were - haunting him.

Why do you think?

I wanted his piece of the

Planispheric Disk, of course.

'I knew he would have it close.'

I just didn't know where.

So I decided

to scare it out of him.

Planispheric Disk?

- But how did you know - he had it in the first place?

Because, dear friend,

he stole it from me

a long time ago.

Don't believe me?

Ask him yourself.

[grunting]

[all yelling]

thud

I am the smartest criminal

parrot in the world!

You didn't think

I have a back-up plan?

[chuckling]

Until we meet again.

Auf wiedersehen

Mystery Incorporated.

Did you know we were

standing on a trap?

- Honestly, - there's so many in this house

I've kinda lost track.

[muffled yelling]

Zoinks! Another ghost!

Dad!

Whoa!

[groaning]

- You're okay?

- Dimpled puppet eggs, Fred!

I am clearly not okay.

Untie me.

- Dad, the house wasn't - haunted at all.

It was Professor Pericles.

Pericles? Are you sure?

- Did he get the...

- Planispheric Disk? Yeah.

He said you stole it from him.

That-that's absurd!

- We confiscated it - off him years ago

when we locked him up.

I felt it was best

to keep it here, safe.

- That's why I went back - in for it.

Mayor Jones, why would

Professor Pericles

want that piece

of the disk so badly?

[chuckling nervously]

How should I know?

- Are you kids trying - to imply something?

- Because, if you are..

- No, no, dad.

We're just all really happy

you're okay.

That's what's important,

right, gang?

This mystery is over.

I'm not sure this mystery

is over at all.

[theme music]

[music continues]