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[instrumental music]

[munching]

[bell rings]

[bell rings]

May I help you?

Do you have any jewelry?

You know, like rings and stuff?

Of course. Right this way.

Oh! Let me see that one.

I'm not supposed

to show that to anyone.

Not even me?

Boy, I guess it

wouldn't hurt to let you look.

[gasps]

How much?

I'm afraid it's not for sale.

- I'm just holding it - for a customer.

[telephone rings]

(Ray)

Ray speaking.'

'Chu Chow's trading post.

Well, thanks, anyway.

[bell rings]

Look, just tie it down

until I get home.

[bell rings]

Uh-oh.

[gasps]

I'm gonna have to call you back.

I've come for my ring.

Of course.

What is this?

I-I don't understand.

It was just here.

But I-I..

Ahh! Ohh!

buzz

- (Ray) - 'No! Please!'

[moaning]

'Ahh!'

[dramatic music]

[engine revving]

[theme music]

[music continues]

(Scooby)

Scooby-dooby-doo!

[instrumental music]

(Shaggy)

a double bacon latte dry'

'Like, I'll take

'no whip, with a triple pump

of nacho cheese.'

- Can you make that?

- Make it? I invented it.

- Tonight's the first time - my parents will see

Fred and me as a couple.

- I just want - everything to be perfect.

I'm afraid they

think Fred is a weirdo.

- Thanks for listening.

- No problem.

Velma, over here.

Those are my friends.

Watch out for the skinny,

frail-looking one.

Oh.

slurps

[sighs]

This is Mai Le.

She's here from China

on a two-week student exchange.

Like, who did we

exchange for her?

The school's weird girl,

Hot-dog water.

slurps

Oh, boy.

farts

There isn't gluten

in these noodles, is there?

Probably should have told you

I have a major

gluten intolerance.

Welcome to Crystal Cove, Mai Le.

- I think you're - gonna love it here.

- Me too.

- Me too.

gulp

Chen, this is Mai Le.

She's visiting from China.

Welcome! Please, try my Szechuan

pork ice-cream sandwiches.

On the house.

Uh..

[dramatic music]

Uh, excuse me.

- (Daphne) - 'You know,

there's a delegate from China'

- 'visiting Crystal Cove - right now.'

My boyfriend Fred...

I love saying, "boyfriend"

- is showing him - around town with his dad.

My boyfriend Fred's dad

is the Mayor.

Boyfriend!

Daphne's mom and dad are hosting

a dinner for him tonight.

You should come.

- Will there be - any cute boys there?

Well, Fred, my boyfriend,

of course.

Blehh. Like, ahem.

Oh, and Shaggy?

Then I'll be there.

For sure.

Sister, you're

playing with fire.

[giggles]

Mr. Wang, what you guys

need is a theme

something that makes

your little country stand out

something that says fun.

Here, in Crystal Cove, our theme

is the world's most haunted

tourist trap.

I mean town.

Folks can't get enough of it.

Everyone, say beef and broccoli.

Fascinating. There is much we

can learn from you.

- You've been to China?

- No, but my stomach has.

Scoob and I get Chinese takeout

every single week.

[both laugh]

Shaggy, you have to stop

flirting with Mai Le.

- Like, dude, - I'm just bein' polite.

The last time

you were that polite to me

I spent a month locked

in my bedroom listening

to "Now That's What I Call

Breakup Song 16."

Mr. Wang, we better

get you back to the hotel

if you're going to be ready

for the shindig tonight.

Oh, pardon my French.

"Shindig" is American

for hootenanny.

I am honored

to attend your shindig.

[dramatic music]

That is a lovely ring, miss..

Le, Mai Le.

Where did you find

such a treasure?

At some junk store.

Dinner is at 8:00.

Dress is casual.

[instrumental music]

Like, Scoob,

swap seats with me, would you?

Why?

So, um, I could be closer

to the, uh, gravy.

Here you go.

Thanks.

But I really wanna

be closer to the, uh..

Baked Alaska.

Scoob, just

switch seats with me.

Fine. Humph. Testy.

clink clink

Mr. Wang, friends

Fred.

I would just like to say..

Who turned out the lights?

[thundering]

thud

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

Do not disturb

the dragon's heart

'or you will pay the price.'

The dragon's heart

belongs to no one.

Whoever tries

to claim it will die.

[whimpers]

thud

You have unknowingly

brought grave danger

to all who are near you.

[thunder]

I came down here to protect you

but now I seem to be

paralyzed with fear.

What is the dragon's heart?

thud

Somebody do something.

Way ahead of you, Mrs. Blake.

blink blink

thud

Rumbling swamp crickets!

What just happened?

I seem to be trapped

in some sort of net.

Not just any net.

That's a brown berger B-41.

Titanium-woven, aircraft-grade

aluminum grommets.

This baby is shark proof.

- but why is it - in our dining room?

I installed it last year

for a situation just like this.

You booby-trapped

Daphne's house?

I booby-trapped

all your houses for protection

and it's a good thing I did.

We almost caught that wizard.

Almost?

You destroyed my dining room!

Hey, you can't trap an omelet

without breakin' a few eggs.

Am I right?

Mr. Wang,

I am so sorry about this.

Spare me, things like this

always happen

when the Jones boys are around.

What's that supposed to mean?

Uh, thank you

for this memorable evening

but I have had

enough excitement for one night.

It is time I returned

to my economy lodging.

Daphne, I want your idiot

boyfriend out of my house!

Did you hear that? You dad

called me your boyfriend.

I think tonight

was a big step forward.

[groans]

- Maybe we should just - look for some clues.

Good idea.

[sniffing]

[snorts]

ah-choo

What'd you find, Scoob?

It's some kind of red dust.

That's not dust. It's tea.

Scarlet Oolong, to be exact.

- This tea is very rare.

- And flammable.

I only know one place

in Crystal Cove

that specializes

is rare, flammable teas.

- (Fred) - 'Looks pretty quiet out there.'

Fred, when did you

install a periscope

in the mystery machine?

Probably right around the time

- he was installing - a trap in my dining room.

What else aren't you

telling us, Fred?

Nothing, Daphne. I swear.

Whatever.

Where's my lip gloss?

- Daphne, wait! No!

- Aah!

I guess there was one

other thing I didn't tell you.

The key to a good stakeout

is making sure

that you've got enough snacks.

This is Scoob's and my

special stakeout snack sack.

We've got something

from every food group.

Salty, sugary, jerky

and ice-cream.

Like, I recommend eating

the ice cream first.

Huh?

- (Mai Le) - 'Mmm!'

[whimpers]

- (Shaggy) - 'Oh, delicious.'

[whines]

I feel your pain, dog.

- I am so sorry.

- Save it.

boom

slurps

[all yelling]

Let's get out of here!

This way!

Geronimo!

[laughing]

It's the wizard from the party!

[all yell]

(Fred)

from the party.

No, wait. That's the wizard

Two wizards? What is going on?

[dramatic music]

hiss

Like, this would be so cool

if I wasn't so terrified!

boom

[dramatic music]

That white wizard has

three rings exactly like yours.

thud thud thud

thud

Ho ho!

- (Scooby) - Uh-oh.

Like, I second that, Scoob.

- Quick, everybody. - Back in the van.

[instrumental music]

[screams]

- Come on.

- Come on, Mai Le.

Come on.

- Help!

- Mai Le!

[screams]

[engine revving]

The ring, give it to me!

Shaggy, I need your snack sack.

Daphne, slide over and put

the snack sack on your seat.

Okay. Ready to launch.

Ohh!

[tires screeching]

Like, we got her!

[tires screeching]

[instrumental music]

He's still coming.

[thundering]

boom

[tires screeching]

Are you okay, Mai Le?

I am now, thanks to Shaggy.

I owe you my life.

It was, you know, like, nothin'.

What? Is there somethin'

in my teeth?

Come on.

So what's the story

with Shaggy? He's cute.

Stay away from Shaggy.

He has dog issues.

I don't know what that means.

Now what?

[crashing]

[laughing]

[dramatic music]

[both yell]

Quick! Mai Le, this way!

boom

Give me the ring!

It is the key to possessing

the dragon's heart.

What are you doing?

Hyah!

thud

Jinkies.

You go, girl.

Whuhh!

[speaking in Chinese]

Mai Le.

[speaking in Chinese]

Ah!

My ring!

boom

That is so not how

I imagined this happening.

[instrumental music]

I have searched

every corner of the internet

and I cannot find anything

about the dragon's heart.

- And why did he steal - Mai Le's ring?

He already had three of them.

The wizard has all four rings?

[speaking in Chinese]

Chen, what do you know

about this?

Well, I-I suppose

it's time you should know.

That red wizard who's been

popping up out of nowhere..

It's me.

(both)

What?

- When I was - a young grasshopper in China

- I was entrusted - with a priceless ruby

called, "The dragon's heart."

Centuries ago,

the ruby was encased

inside a great jade dragon.

Legend has it that

you must use four sacred rings

to gain access

to the dragon's heart.

But, like, now the white

wizard has all four rings.

If only we had that jade dragon

we could use it to lure him...

(both)

Into a trap.

You're in luck, because the jade

dragon is right over there.

[all gasp]

(Fred)

'Gang, it's trappin' time.'

I sure hope no one notices

this window is gone

and steals my jade dragon!

Oh, well!

[thundering]

boom

Huh?

Scooby snack go!

- Yaah!

- Ohh!

thud

[humming]

Ta-da!

- (Fred) - 'The brown berger B-41.'

It's the trapper's trap.

- (Fred Sr.) - 'Spicy giblet ponies, Fred!'

Why do you have

a geisha tied up in here?

You know they belong downtown

- in Crystal Cove's - "Geisha House Of Terror."

He's not a geisha, dad.

He's a wizard.

'Or at least that's who

he's pretending to be.'

- (all) - 'Mr. Wang?'

Big surprise.

What? Wang? Why!

I've searched for

the dragon's heart all my life.

I tracked it

to your silly little town

and it was almost mine.

Mine!

You won't be needing

these anymore.

Now it all makes sense.

Mr. Wang used

his supposed research trip

to Crystal Cove as an excuse

to hunt for the dragon's heart.

- (Daphne) - When he saw

that Mai Le was wearing

the fourth dragon ring,

he knew he was close.

Mr. Wang posed as

the evil white Kung Fu wizard

to steal the fourth

dragon ring from Mai Le

- but Chen pretended - to be a red wizard

in an effort to stop him.

After the wizard

battle downtown Mr. Wang

came to my house in one last

effort to get the ring.

- But how did he - make himself fly?

Oh, the same way

I did... jetpack.

- (all) - 'Oh! Of course.'

And the magic lightning bolts?

Homemade tesla coils.

Genius!

It was the perfect plan.

That ruby is priceless.

I was going to be rich!

And I would have gotten away

with it if it weren't for you...

- Save it, Wang. - We've heard it all before.

[chuckles]

I can't thank you all enough

for what you've done for me.

Oh, and before I forget

Chen rightfully

should have these.

Like, so now that it's over,

Mai Le

um, I was wondering

if we could, like

you know, um..

Like, how do I say this?

- Go on a date?

- Right. Heh. Thanks, pal.

Oh, Shaggy, I'd love to

but it's time for me

to return to China.

China?

Like, when do you leave?

In ten minutes.

[moans]

'Goodbye, everyone.'

I'll never forget you.

Especially you, Shaggy.

I guess this is

what it feels like

to have your heart broken.

[instrumental music]

You know, one of the things

I always wanted a boy to do

was surprise me and see me off

as I was leaving on a plane.

Yeah. That is romantic.

But, like, I don't even know

what flight she's on.

It's Crystal Cove, Shaggy.

We've only got the one plane.

Come on, gang. I'll drive.

Thanks, guys.

And, um, thanks, Velm.

[instrumental music]

[engine revving]

[music continues]

Finally mine.

So long, Mystery Incorporated.

Whah.

Hello, dude.

Or should I say... Mai Le?

I went to the airport

to see you off

but you weren't on the plane.

- It was always - about the ruby, wasn't it?

You just used us

to get Wang out of the way

- so that you could - get the other rings.

That's right.

- (Mai Le) - While you

and your idiot friends

were explaining Wang's plan

I opened the jade dragon

and took the ruby.

The dragon's heart

belongs to me!

Fine! Come and get it.

Zoinks!

[dramatic music]

'Ah!'

Let me down, you idiots!

You okay, Shaggy?

Was everything about you a lie?

Like, even us?

Sorry, dude.

He's too good for you

dog issues or no dog issues.

I still don't know

what that means.

Mom, dad,

you can come out now.

Thanks again, Mr. and Mrs. Blake

for letting us disguise your

boat as Mai Le's escape boat.

Well, I have to admit, Fred

your cockamamie trap

actually worked.

That's awfully nice

of you to say, sir.

- I think daddy's - warming up to you.

Just one question.

- How did you know - that Mai Le would step

- right in the middle - of your trap?

I didn't. That's why

I set traps all over this boat.

(both)

You did what?

- Ohh!

- Aah!

Fred Jones, you buffoon!

- Oh, Freddy.

- Yeah. Buffoon.

[laughing]

[gong]

[theme music]

[music continues]