Original subtitles

[cheering]

Fred missed another match.

What'd he get? Trapped?

Whatevs. This time he missed

a game we're gonna win.

[grunts]

Hey, he can't do that.

Red card!

[whistle blows]

No way!

That was a clean steal.

This is bogus.

[gasps]

Oh, you are done,

as in cooked.

Yeah, I get it.

Well, what if I just..

Mm.

Told you I loved you so much.

Okay, so maybe

what I'm saying is..

Huh?

Who cares?

It's just a game.

You are so amazing.

I love everything!

Are tears of joy

inappropriate?

Not at all.

Tears are just the beginning.

vroom

[theme music]

[music continues]

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[birds chirping]

[bell ringing]

So did anyone hear

about the weird love fest

at the game last night?

[growling]

Huh?

[stomach growling]

- You okay, Shaggy?

- Like, no.

- I was so worried - about the test today

- that I forgot - to eat breakfast!

[stomach growling]

- Dude, you wouldn't - perchance have

some Scooby snacks, would you?

[crunching]

Uh... sure.

[slurping]

Ah!

Oh, boy.

Hey, gang, look at this.

[instrumental music]

- (Velma) - 'Okay, weird.'

- 'The dorky, - head of the chess club'

'is holding hands

with a cheerleader.'

'And the class president'

'is dancing

with that smelly girl.'

Hot dog water.

Hot dogs? L-l-let me see!

Easy, Shaggy.

I don't think hot dog water

actually has hot dogs.

- She just smells like - hot dog water

- because when someone - doesn't wash after gym

'and they wear gingham or wool,

like hot dog water does'

there's a chemical reaction

from the bacteria

that can smell like,

well, like hot dogs.

I'm not woo-hooing

because of hot dog water.

I'm woo-hooing because

there's a substitute teacher.

Which means..

(together)

No test for Shaggy!

Like, hey there, substi-teach.

Sorry, I'm late, but.. Ew!

[groans]

[whimpers]

Shaggy, what's wrong with you?

Class has started.

Go. Vamoose!

[blows]

Are we having

a low-blood-sugar moment?

Like, who needs blood sugar

when I've got you?

Huh?

[sniffling]

That's the most romantic thing

I've ever heard.

[sighing]

[giggling]

- (together) - Huh?

(together)

Huh?

[sighs]

Take a look, Daph. I'm working

on this one right now.

It's a net drop

with a cinch-action hem.

Ow!

- Ah!

- Oh.

[sighs]

[humming]

Huh?

[giggling]

Yike!

Sh-sh-sh-Shaggy!

Quiet now, sweet pup.

All you need is the love.

[blows]

Sorry, ugly lady.

- Not feeling it.

- It's not working!

- Get him! - Huh?

- (together) - Bad dog.

Pretty bad. Aah!

Shaggy, help!

Bring him to the love,

my puppets!

- (together) - Love.

Aah!

Huh?

- (female ♪1) - 'Ladies and gentlemen..'

'...it's the most mystifying,

spookilating thing'

ever to happen to Crystal Cove.

And look, it's everywhere!

The love!

Ah! Aah!

Run down that mangy mongrel.

Run him down with the love, now!

(together)

Yes, Miss Aphrodite.

Yikes!

- (Pericles) - 'You must be..'

[gasps]

Scooby-Doo.

Professor Pericles?

A pleasure to meet you,

my clover-toed comrade.

Sorry it had to be

under such dire circumstances.

Fortunately for Crystal Cove..

I'm here to help.

You are?

Oh, I know

what you are thinking.

Why would I ever deign

to help those

who locked me up

like a common beast

despite the power

of my diabolical mind?

Uh, not exactly

what I was thinking, but..

As much as I enjoy

seeing my captors tormented..

I will not let my home

be destroyed

by some tarted-up hippie.

The only question

that remains is...

will you help me?

Hmm.

Decimal point here,

remainder there.

A thing of beauty.

Like, I don't know

what that means.

But I love it

when you say it.

What is this?

Like, it's a Clamonte Cristo

deep fried clams

and cheese French toast

coated with powdered sugar

and just a little hint

of bacon grease.

Jinkies!

I think I just felt

an artery harden.

That's okay,

you have more.

- Ooh.

- Ah.

[rattling]

- Aah! Oof!

- Aah! Oof!

I gotta work on that trap.

[both giggling]

[sighs]

Later.

Oh, Freddie,

you chose me over a trap.

I'm going to cry.

[instrumental music]

Are you ready,

innocent canine comrade?

Mm-hmm.

Then let's save

ourselves a town.

[dramatic music]

(Pericles)

'The antidote to stop Aphrodite'

has several distinct components.

Pewter, found in grout

used only

in stained glass windows

of the eighteenth century.

Ectoplasm..

'...or as

it's more commonly known'

ghost mucus.

'And finally, rose quartz.'

Mined in the caves

beneath Crystal Cove.

[gurgling]

'The antidote is complete.'

Now load the final cylinder.

We don't have much time.

Let's pack these up quickly.

[door opens]

Ah!

Fools! You think

you can stop me?

I will have my crown!

- Crown?

- Get them!

Seize the antidote.

[groaning]

[gasps]

Aah!

Aah!

Quick, my furry friend.

Save the last one.

Aah!

(Pericles)

Now, Scooby-Doo. Run!

[groaning]

You're already too late.

[intense music]

Dad! Isn't it wonderful?

Oh, it is, Fred.

And I want you to know

that I love it

when you build

those ridiculous traps.

[laughs]

[sighs]

splash

- Huh?

- Hmm?

- Awkward. - Hoo-hoo!

Uh, yeah, right.

Uh, gonna probably

need that hand.

(together)

'Professor Pericles?'

Hello, children.

Silver plated seesaws, Fred!

You're not in the love anymore?

Hmm. Now I'm going to have to

let out an unearthly yowl

and destroy you.

[yowling]

(together)

Not in the love!

Not in the love!

Yikes! No more antidote!

(together)

Not in the love.

Not in the love.

- Not in the love. - Not in the love.

Not in the love.

They shall be offered up

as a sacrifice

to the goddess of love

which is to say... me!

(all)

Not in the love!

Not in the love!

[tires screech]

What y'all waiting for,

an e-vite

move it or lose it, peeps.

(together)

Not in the love!

Not in the love!

[tires screeching]

No. No!

Get them, you fools!

Angel, you're not infected?

That's right, baby.

- I was born with - no sense of smell.

Have we been introduced?

Professor Pericles?

So nice to meet you, Angel.

[instrumental music]

We gotta find out

who she is and what she wants.

Like, maybe she's a gorgon

who rose from the dead

and she's gonna turn us all

into an army of vampire robots!

Wait a sec, that's the plot

from Vincent Van Ghoul's

"Gorgon Parade."

And it was based

on a true story.

Far be it for me,

a tiny thumb-less avian

to hazard a guess,

but did anyone else notice

her choice of clothing,

specifically the style?

Wait a sec.

She was wearing a prom dress.

Then that's where we'll start.

- (Fred) - 'Spread out, gang.'

- 'We're looking - for any information'

'on the kind of prom dress

Aphrodite was wearing.'

'We find the dress, maybe we

can track it back to her.'

[instrumental music]

[blows]

- [sighs] - Nothing.

Like, nothing here, either.

Hey, gang! I got something!

This girl went to school here

- and she's wearing - the same dress.

'Her name was Amanda Smythe'

'and she was some sort

of chemistry wiz.'

It also say

she was named Prom Queen.

- (together) - 'The crown.'

Like, what crown?

Miss repugnant bohemian

said something about

having her crown.

It says here the night

she came to be crowned

turned out to be a trick

by some of her classmates.

She was laughed out of

the school and never seen again.

Alright, I think we all

know what time it is.

Time to set a trap? Trap time?

Boy, you guys.

You think you'd know by now.

[metal clanking]

- Look, about what happened..

- Yeah, uh, about that..

- We don't have to..

- No. No way.

In fact, I'd prefer..

Absolutely. My thoughts exactly.

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

So, Fred,

we haven't had a chance

to talk about

what happened between us.

- How much do you remember?

- What do you mean? All of it.

Really? And how does

that make you feel?

- No different. - Huh?

I don't need Aphrodite's spell

to care about you.

Oh, Freddie! Mm.

[liquid gurgling]

There's enough antidote

for the whole town.

We've got a great look

for everyone.

Does mine involve

wearing a skirt and lipstick?

- No.

- Awesome.

- But Scooby's does.

- Not fair.

(all in unison)

'Love. Love.'

[applauding]

Looking great, gals,

in a moment I will signal you

and you will place this crown on

our new queen of Crystal Cove.

- (together) - Love.

Aw.

Ooh.

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

Okay, let's see.

Choice bridge clamp, check.

Articulating gibble arm, check.

All this for me?

You shouldn't have.

Before we begin

the official ceremonies

I wanted to remind everyone

that you'll find one-of-a-kind

"stay in the love"

t-shirts, pins, and caps

for sale in the lobby.

Enough! My crown.

[intense music]

After long last,

I will have what I deserve.

Now!

splash

[groaning]

- (together) - Huh?

- (together) - Hmm.

- Huh? - Huh?

- Hmm. - Huh.

You idiots! Stop them!

My crown! No!

Ah!

Unh!

I am the goddess of love!

Bow at the feet of Aphrodite!

I think you mean Amanda.

Amanda Smythe?

Oh, you think you're so smart.

Do you know how it feels

to be humiliated?

Me, the smartest

and most gifted student

in the history of Crystal Cove

laughed at by everyone

in this school.

Well, actually..

You know nothing!

- They had promised me - I would be Prom Queen

but instead they pulled

a hideous mask over my face.

The face of a monster.

They ridiculed me.

I left Crystal Cove

that night

but I promised that someday

I would return.

I had always been good

at chemistry

- so when I stumbled - on the formula

for an artificial pheromone

that could make people

lose their minds with love

I knew I would have my revenge.

[thunder rumbling]

(Velma)

Why? You're pretty now.

(Aphrodite)

The scars run deep.

I would reclaim the crown

that was rightly mine.

Then I would destroy this town

the way it destroyed me.

My plan was genius!

And I would have succeeded too.

If it wasn't for your

olfactory-challenged sidekicks.

I am no one's sidekick.

You said it.

Well, Scooby-Doo

like, you saved the day.

And Pericles too.

I guess even

a diabolical criminal bird

- can change - his evil and malevolent ways.

(male ♪1)

'Highly doubtful.'

- Who-who are you? - Who-who are you?

I am an associate of Mr. E.

Pericles left him a message

that you should hear.

It was I who gave Aphrodite

the secret formula.

[keys clacking]

Once that was accomplished

I could go after the real

ingredients I needed to find.

First, an ancient

conquistador's ship manifest.

Next, a stone piercing

industrial-grade

diamond drill bit.

And finally,

the geological reports

from the Darrow Mining Company.

Your move, Mr. E.

Okay, can I get

a teeny little time-out here?

What does any of that stuff

have to do with anything?

The curse

of the haunted treasure

an ancient fortune,

left behind by the conquistadors

that first settled this area.

Legend has it, that it is buried

somewhere deep beneath us

and it now appears

that Pericles

is on the verge

of discovering it.

And if he does

it could well mean

the end of Crystal Cove.

[theme music]

[music continues]