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[indistinct chattering]

[instrumental music]

♪ If my lips could only say

the pretty words ♪

♪ That I feel in my heart ♪

- ♪ If my voice could make - the sound ♪

- ♪ I would tell you - how I love you ♪

♪ And we'd never be apart ♪

♪ But with just one look ♪

♪ Into your face ♪

♪ My mind starts to drift

right into space ♪

♪ And the words get stuck

in my throat ♪

♪ The words get stuck

in my throat ♪

- You know, - I got to hand it to you, mayor.

Crystal Cove needed

a trendy hot spot

like the Tiki Tub,

and you delivered.

The local hep cats are going

to dig this crazy joint.

Just one more check

on the to-do list

- that will turn - Crystal Cove into

the cultural slash

paranormal center of the world.

And let me congratulate you,

sheriff

on how quiet things have been

around town.

- In the words - of Abraham Lincoln

"A quiet town is a place where

"people like to spend money."

♪ ...stuck in my throat ♪♪

[applause]

Thank you.

Thank you, everyone.

What?

[intense music]

[screaming]

crash

[roaring]

crash

[roaring]

crash

[music continues]

[grunts]

I sure hope

you've got insurance, mayor

'cause... I want

to see that again!

Encore! Encore!

[theme music]

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[techno music]

- (Scooby) - 'Raggy?'

R-a-a-ggy?

(man on radio)

about terrible things'

'Folks, are you worried

'happening to you

and the ones you love'

- 'and not being able - to pay for them?'

'Then call the Max Minner

insurance agency.'

Oh, there you are.

Oops. Sorry, Harry.

Didn't mean to wake you.

[instrumental music]

Raggy!

Raggy?

[Shaggy laughing]

Cut that out!

Uh-oh.

I'll save you, Raggy!

Scooby-Doo

to the rescue!

swoosh

- 'Zoinks! Did Scooby just... '

- 'Oh, yeah.'

- - 'Huh?' - - 'Ouch!'

(Velma)

in your hair!'

'My glasses are caught

Oh, uh, hoo-uh,

like, it's not

what you think, old pal.

Velma and me were just doing

a staring contest

- Right, Velma?

- Right.

Huh! You see?

Stop it, Shaggy.

I'm not stupid.

Are you cheating on me?

Huh! C-cheating?

Like, that is just,

that's crazy talk, Scooby-Doo.

Cheating? Huh! Please.

I mean, you're my dog.

Raggy!

No! I mean,

Scoob, old pal of mine.

Um, I care..

for both of you... equally.

Oh, really?

[giggles]

Yes, really.

Like, help me out here.

No, I will not

help you out here.

- Why don't you tell Scooby - what's really going on

between you and me?

- Yeah, tell me.

- Oh, boy.

Well, Scoob, um

it's kind of like this.

- On a kind of, sort of, - semi-official basis

- me and Velma are, like, - kind of, sort of

- spending more time together - than you and me.

You got it?

Oh, brother.

[crying]

[sobbing]

It's me, isn't it?

- I said something that hurt - his feelings, didn't I?

It's not you, Fred.

- Scooby's just being - a big baby.

- Hmm? - Right, Shaggy?

Eh-uh, if by big baby,

you mean

the best darn grown-up pup ever?

Then yes, absolutely.

Well, here we are.

I guess we should get out.

Or... not.

It's a... pretty good view

from here.

sniff sniff sniff

[instrumental music]

Gave him

the best years of my life.

Wow. This place

really got worked.

Oh, boy. I'll say.

Hoo! Flat as a pancake.

And speaking of pancakes..

Oh, boy.

I sure could go for a big stack,

covered with clams and syrup

at the clam cabin,

right, Scoob?

Choke on it.

Well, well, look what

the talking dog dragged in.

- We're just here to help, - sheriff.

Help not needed here. No.

This was just your normal,

everyday nightclub stuff.

And so, skedaddle.

From what we've heard

whatever did this

was big, green, and hairy.

But definitely not normal.

I just hope

that thing sticks around

and does some more stomping.

I could use the business.

[laughs]

Got any theories on what kind

of beast did this, sheriff?

Maybe I do.

Maybe I don't.

Okay! I do.

- Way I see it, - the beast can only be

a completely new

and as yet undiscovered monster

and as the beast discoverer

I have decided to call it

a humongonaut

from the Latin term for

big and hairy space traveler.

Space traveler?

The green fur

is the main clue.

It's them outer space

gamma rays.

- I'll tell you what, - we're lucky there's only one.

Can you imagine if two of those

ding-dang beasties showed up?

[roaring]

[all gasp]

[dramatic music]

smash

[roaring]

Zoinks!

Like, it's a red one!

[screaming]

[roaring]

thud

Well, so much for luck.

♪ In my throat ♪

♪ The words get stuck

in my throat ♪♪

Yes, yes, yes,

my babies.

That was Crystal Cove's

very own Trinny Lee

with her new smash hit

"The Words Get Stuck

In My Throat."

- Angel Dynamite's going - to be back

right after

this brief commercial message.

Kaboom, babies.

- (man on radio) - 'Hey, Crystal Cove!'

'If you need insurance'

'you need to talk to Jax Minner'

'your insurance specialist!'

So a pair of beast men

attack the town

and you kids are moping?

What's up, huh?

This kind of stuff usually gets

y'all all hot and bothered.

I'll tell you what's up.

- We need to clean up - our emotional mess

before we can start acting

like a team again.

- Our family - always has a pow wow

when we have problems.

A pow wow?

For instance, every time

mother starts sleeping

in the backyard tree house

- we hire a doctor - or somebody else with authority

to help us work things out.

Then we lock her away

for a few months.

That's a great idea, Daph.

O-M-G!

Would you help us, Angel?

Sorry, babies.

Y'all need to get someone

- who's qualified - to help folks in trouble

'cause I'm only good

at two things

spinnin' records

and being

a stone cold fox.

[laughs]

I think I know

just the man.

[instrumental music]

Like,

mayor dad's home decor

always gives us the creeps.

[giggles]

- Right, Scooby-Doo?

- Humph!

[knock on door]

Well, that will be

our pow wow man.

Where do I set up my smoker?

You got Sheriff Stone

to be the counselor

for our help session?

Help session?

I... I got 40 pounds

of maple-cured pork

in the cruiser.

- You said - this was a barbecue.

- I was going - to make bacon hats.

- (Fred) - 'Sorry, sheriff.'

- It was the only way - I could think of

- to get you - to help us out.

Fred, Fred, Fred.

If you weren't my boss' son

I would not hesitate

to make you disappear..

forever.

I believe you.

Ugh. Alright.

Let's get this freak show

over with.

It took three clips

and a flame thrower

to bring her down.

But let me tell you

old Miss Percy's cat

never went in that tree again.

[coughs]

Would you please tell me

how this is supposed to help us?

Help you?

Oh, yeah.

Uh, let's see. Uh..

My advice is that

you should all leave town

and go your separate ways.

sizzle sizzle sizzle

Not buying it, huh?

Well, what can I say?

I tried.

[door opens]

[door closes]

I've had just enough

of this silliness.

We all know the reason

we're having trouble as a group

and it's spelled

S-H-A-G-G-Y.

G-Y..

Oh. Hoo! That's me.

Man up

and make up your mind.

Is it going to be

me or Scooby?

Yeah, me or Velma?

I'll be okay

with whatever you decide

but don't you doubt for a second

that the whole school will know

that you picked a dumb dog

over a real girl.

Yeah, a dumb dog over..

Huh?

grr grr

Hold on, gang.

Before anyone outs Shaggy

- I just might have - another solution.

- You see, - the way I'm looking at it

we need a group identity.

A name.

I suggest we honor those

that came before us.

Mystery Incorporated.

And to go with our new name..

team uniforms!

Oh, boy, Fred.

Uh... these are certainly unique.

Thanks, Daph. I'm pretty proud

of them, myself.

Get dressed, everybody.

'We've got some humongonauts

to catch.'

[instrumental music]

[laughing]

[engine revving]

- We may not know - where the humongonauts

are coming from

- but we sure know - who's making money

from all their destruction.

- (male ♪1) - 'That's right, girlie.'

I'm making so much money

these days

I'm thinking of making

them humongo-whatsits

partners in my company.

Rimshot!

Ba-doom-kshh!

[laughs]

If that doesn't make him

sound guilty

I don't know what does.

It appears

we have our suspect.

Uh, I'm still here,

you know.

Oh! Sorry.

creak creak creak

[instrumental music]

Okay, gang, remember,

our goal is to go in

- find proof that Rusty Gnales - is behind

the humongonaut attacks

and then, get out.

[instrumental music]

- (both) - Huh?

- Hmph! - 'Oh!'

[groans]

- (both) - Hmph!

[grunts]

- (both) - Hmph!

Whoa!

Look, Scooby Doo,

I know that we're fighting

but this no-eye-contact thingy

is getting a bit dangerous.

Oh, okay.

One eye, but no more.

[roaring]

- Zoinks! - Aah!

Look out, gang!

[roaring]

[roaring]

Aaah!

blob

smash

[grunting]

[roaring]

What in plantation

is going on out here? Oh!

[roaring]

boom

[grunts]

[glass shattering]

[roaring]

[all gasp]

- (Fred) - 'Run!'

boom

[all scream]

Phew! Like,

that was a little too close.

- [sighs] - You can say that again.

- That... - Don't.

- I guess this means - you're not a suspect

after all, Mr. Gnales.

Gee, you really think so?

[instrumental music]

That didn't go very well.

- And now, - we don't even have a suspect.

- (man on radio) - 'Hey, folks, need insurance?'

- 'For all - of your insurance needs'

'be a winner,

contact Max Minner'

'the best in the biz.'

[static]

- (Mr. E) - 'Hello!'

- (all) - Mr. E!

- 'Are you interested - in a riddle'

'that might help you

solve your mystery?'

Like, couldn't you just

give us the answer instead?

It'd be a lot easier

that way.

[Mr. E chuckles]

- (Mr. E) - 'Now, what would be the'

'fun in that?'

'To solve the mystery, '

'do as follows'

'open your eyes

and look for the signs'

'that are all around you.'

'Open your ears'

'and you'll add'

'to your knowledge.'

'Open your minds'

'and you'll ensure'

'a speedy solution.'

- Rat's rit?

- 'Yes, rat's rit.'

'Good luck.'

- (man on radio) - 'Yes, Max Minner'

- 'is your very own - insurance pro.'

click

- Does anyone have - the slightest clue

of what Mr. E

was talking about?

[instrumental music]

Dad, those humongonaut things..

Eh, that-that's

a trademarked name there.

Remember that.

are super dangerous.

You need to do something.

And something I shall do.

Isn't that right, sheriff?

Right you are,

Mr. Mayor.

- Uh, we, uh, that's for - my official portrait.

Next picture.

- Like, dude, - you're going to make

a giant bowl of salad?

Cork it! Behold..

Operation Catch A Humongonaut

by the toe.

See, the title is based on

the old eeny-meany-miny...

- Yeah, we get it. - What's the plan?

We fill Crystal Cove stadium

with lots of valuable loot

and invite the beast there

to stomp it.

How is that going to work?

- [laughs] - Yeah!

- That plan's - worse than something

- me and Scoob - would come up with.

- Right, buddy? - Yeah!

[giggles]

I mean, grr!

Hmph!

We don't have

all of the details worked out

but the important thing

to remember is

all of the cash money

we'll be pulling in

from selling tickets

to our trap.

Trap? You mean you're building

a trap without me?

My own father?

[sobbing]

[dramatic music]

How could you!

Freddy!

Oh, buckets of bear bait

it's just business.

You kids going

to a costume party?

- (all) - No.

That's too bad, because

you all look ridiculous.

[orchestral music]

- (male announcer) - 'Ladies and gentlemen'

'thank you for coming

to the stomping today.'

- 'The management would like - to remind you'

- 'that at no time - are they liable'

'for any bodily injury

that might occur'

'from a humongonaut hurling'

'a high-ticket item

into the stands.'

'Enjoy the show,

and please'

'scream responsibly.'

- Go big red!

- Go big green!

Big red!

grr

Like, okay, okay.

That's enough of that.

- Although I guess - I should be happy

that you're sort of talking

to each other.

Hmph!

Look at that!

Is it a humongonaut?

No, they're using

40 test for their ledger line

- but only 30 pound weights - on the jig?

- [scoffs] - You got to be kidding me.

These guys are amateurs.

- Now, - that's interesting.

What's interesting?

When I started marking off

the site of each attack

a pattern emerged.

The beasts are only attacking

certain buildings.

But what do they have

in common?

- Like, that's as hard - to figure out

as one of Mr. E's riddles.

Shaggy, you're a genius.

"Open your ears, and you'll add

to your knowledge.

"Open your eyes,

and look for the signs.

"Open your minds, and you'll

ensure a speedy solution."

Ads... signs..

insure.

Gang, I think we're close

to solving this mystery

- and it's not going - to happen here.

That's a relief.

- I just saw a deputy - try to bait

- a bow net - with a sparrow.

Hello, loser!

Everyone knows

you're supposed to use a pigeon.

clack clack clack

Is everything set, Velma?

Yes,

if all goes as planned

- 'the humongonauts next target - should be'

'this old, abandoned

boat repair shop.'

- And when they go - to attack it...

- Boom! - Ah!

We spring the trap!

[roars]

(Shaggy)

They're coming!

Zoinks!

[grunts]

[all gasp]

- Come on, gang. - Let's hide.

[roaring]

splash

[roaring]

bam

crack crack

crash

[dramatic music]

[roaring]

bam

smash

[grunting]

[growling]

[all screaming]

smash

[screaming]

[roaring]

smash

[growling]

bam

[grunts]

Come on, big green!

Go get 'em!

Go big red!

Go big red!

[both growling]

bam

smash

smash

[growling]

splash

Hit it, Fred!

click

One of your traps

actually worked!

You don't have to act

so darn surprised about it.

[siren blaring]

[indistinct radio chattering]

So they didn't show!

- I don't see why - we couldn't just

- seize the ticket money - as evidence.

Prancing piccolos, Fred.

- One of your traps - actually worked!

Greetings,

big and hairy space travelers.

As a representative

of planet earth

I welcome you.

I'm afraid these two

aren't space travelers, sheriff.

I'd like to introduce

Max Minner and Jax Minner.

- (Stone) - 'It's the Minner brothers?'

They've been taking care

of all of Crystal Cove's

insurance needs for years.

But how did you know

they'd both show up here?

- All I did was double insure - the boat repair shop

- with a policy - from both brothers.

- You see, each brother - was only attacking the places

the other brother insured.

- But why?

- Why do you think? Money.

- And the fact - that we can't stand each other.

Oh, yeah. That, too.

This intense dislike started

'back when we were

circus strongmen.'

[crowd cheering]

(Jax)

with a great idea for our act

We had just come up

the Hercules apes.

Humongonauts is catchier.

(Jax)

to break up our act

When this jerk decides

and join a rival circus.

- (Max) - Huh! You were just jealous.

(Jax)

We became bitter enemies

who, as chance would have it

- both went into - the insurance business

here in Crystal Cove.

smash

[roaring]

(Jax)

on the same thing

After that, we each focused

destroying

each other's business.

smash

And it would have worked, too,

if it weren't for..

- (Max and Jax) - My meddling brother!

- What? Why, you... - 'What? Why, you... '

thud

Mystery solved.

- I'd just like to take - this opportunity to point out

that the gang seems

to be working as a team again.

Go us!

- It's teamwork - that makes a team a team

not that other junk.

Like uniforms?

Uh... well, I guess so.

- But the uniforms didn't hurt, - right, team?

rip rip rip

[instrumental music]

Oh, man.

Alright.

- Maybe the new name - is enough.

Well, we may have solved

the mystery but there's still

one more question

that needs to be answered.

Right, Scooby?

That's right, Velma.

Like, um... ooh, what..

question would that be?

Come on, Shaggy.

Make up your mind.

Me or Scooby?

[intense music]

[gulps]

Um..

Like, it's a blue humongonaut!

Run for your lives!

- Shaggy! - Raggy!

Can't talk now!

Maybe tomorrow!

Hoo hoo hoo!

grr

[theme music]