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Morning!

Morning, Helen. Hi, Helen.

Just gonna bring all these in.

It's intriguing.

Wonder what could be in them.

I wonder why you're
three minutes late.

I'm a partner now, Viktor.
You're not the boss of me.

I can do what I want.

And I'm doing a big announcement
in the kitchen, 10:00AM.

Big announcement?
Should I get a mud cake?

No, we don't need a mud cake.
Then it's not a big announcement.

That's right, Mr Chen.

Big announcement -
mud cake. Roz's rules.

Well, Roz doesn't make the
rules around here anymore. I do.

Shall I tell Roz that?
No, don't tell Roz that.

Just big announcement
in the kitchen.

10:00AM.

You're gonna like it.

No mud cake?

No, thank you.

Well, I've had my
suspicions for a while,

and this costume confirms it.

What? So, she gave me
a free consultation.

That's her job. She's
a fashion psychologist.

Yes, and what is that, exactly?

She helps you reveal
your true self.

I mean, look at what
she's uncovered here.

A 1970s maths teacher who
can't afford socks anymore.

I'm wearing sockettes.

And, so, how long have
you two been consulting?

Friends for three months.
Benefits for three weeks.

Oh, good God.

Knock, knock! Just
letting you know -

10:00AM in the kitchen,

big announcement.

Excellent. I could
use some good news.

Turns out Raymond's been dating

one of the members of
our networking group.

Oh, congratulations.
Thank you, Fisk.

Gee, I like your skivvy, Ray.

I can't wear skivvies. They block my
airway. I think my neck's too fat.

Anyway, 10:00AM - my first
big announcement as partner.

Don't miss it.

Right, well, unfortunately, the
rule is no romantic liaisons

within the networking group.

She's going to have to leave

and find a different Business
and Breakfast chapter.

Why does Meli have to leave?
Why is it always the woman?

Where's your female
solidarity, Roz?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Do YOU want to leave
the networking group

that you and I spent
years putting together?

No, I do not. I'll
make the call.

Hello, my lady love!

All sorted, Rozzy.

I'm quitting the group.

Ah! Welcome, Roz.

Notice anything different?

Where's the mud cake?
There's no mud cake.

Oh, could this
day get any worse?

There's no mud cake!

No, 'cause I bought a
proper coffee machine.

Fine.

Big announcement,
courtesy of me.

There is now barista-grade
coffee in our own office!

Let the maiden voyage begin.

And...

Ooh-ee!

Helen, what in God's
name are you doing?

I'm grinding.
I'm on the phone.

Oh, good. As you were.

Huh.

OK.

Let's go a doubler.

Fisk!

Fisk!

Hey!

W-a-a-a-h!

Helen! Whoa! Yay!

My first customer.

People are trying to work.

You can have this back
at the end of the day.

I don't even care.

Good bean, fresh grind.

I like my coffee
how I like my men.

Mm!

Bitter and slightly unpleasant.

Can you at least stay
until after my webinar?

I can't cancel it.

No, you can't. You've had
four sign-ups already.

I'm just gonna get my jug and
then I'll be out of your hair.

I said end of the day.

Viktor's trying to resign.

What? Why? I mean, I
don't care, but why?

Well, the judge has his
book launch coming up.

Then he's going on a signing tour.
He needs me to manage everything.

Oh, did you want something?

Just my jug. Well, Viktor
said you can't have it.

I'll remind you
I'm a partner now,

so, let's all be grown-ups
and give me my jug back.

Also, Viktor's not
the boss of me.

Not now, Helen.

Fine.

Hey, I...

At least tell me the
teaser's finished.

Oh, absolutely.

Oh.

Hello.

I'm Rosalind Gruber,

founder and CEO of Conch
Mediation Services.

Every day I help people resolve
their problems just by listening.

A special kind of listening.

No, not with the ears,

but with the heart.

Oh.

Well, that has lifted my mood.

I am constantly surprised
at how photogenic I am.

And I've had nothing done. Mm!

Fisk, I need to see
you in my office.

Yeah, or maybe just take a seat
here and we can talk in MY office

'cause I'm a partner now.

Why can't we ever
meet in MY office?

Ooh, no jacket.
Strong choice, Ray.

What? I'm a partner. Surely
I have couch privileges now.

Alright.

So, because my new lady love...

Oh, Ray, don't say 'lady love'.

What do you want me
to call her? My lover?

No. My beloved.

Yuck. My boo.

No. Ray's bey.

Definitely not. Go
back to 'lady love'.

Fine. Point is I have to
leave the Copeland BAB group.

What's a BAB again?

Business and Breakfast.
Our networking group.

And I need you to take my place.

Oh, no thanks. Networking
is not really my thing.

Well, clearly, but as you're so fond
of saying, you're a partner now,

and do you know
what partners do?

Sudoku? No.

No? They bring
in new business.

And at the moment I'm bringing
in 90% of new business.

90%? Really?

Yes, Fisk. How do
you think I do that?

Networking. Correct.

And where do we network?

In the networking group.

Everywhere. Everywhere.

I'm always networking. Always.

I've always got
the feelers out -

on the golf course, mahjong,
toastmasters, the cycling club.

Sometimes I'll pop into
the local paint and sip.

I often network in the sauna.

Sauna? Oh, come on.

Everybody's equal
in the sauna, Fisk.

No expensive suits, just
balls out, let's talk.

Oh, Ray, I can't even
network with my clothes on,

let alone with my balls out.

That's what the
networking group's for.

Once a month, all the professionals
in the area get together,

talk turkey, swap clients, find out
about any new clubs you can join.

Clubs? Yes.

Do you belong to any clubs?

Dog-walking club.

Is that a club or are you just
telling me you walk your dog?

Maybe. But the reason
we make such a good team

is because you like networking

and I like working.

It's the perfect
business partnership.

I'm the worker.

You're the queen.

What? Like bees in the hive.

And Roz is the drone.

"Oh, Helen, don't go there.
Why are you doing that?"

That right there is an
example of how not to network.

Don't be banging on about bees in
the networking group. Understood?

Got it. No bees at BAB.

Hey, Murray.

Oh, thanks for doing this.

No problem, Helen.
Just being neighbourly.

How are you settling
in? Yeah, good, thanks.

Listen, I spoke to
the real-estate agent.

I found out how much you paid.

Oh, OK. That's a bit awkward.

They saw YOU coming.

OK. That's good to know.

What's with the crappy car?

I thought a big-time fancy
lawyer with loads of money

would be driving, like, a
Mercedes or a Beemer or...

I'm not a big-time fancy lawyer.
I'm just a wills and estates lawyer.

Well, now, that's interesting. Let
me run a hypothetical past you.

Could we maybe do
it a bit later?

I just... I've got to get
all this stuff inside.

I've got to walk my
dog. Do you mind?

Forgive me for trying
to share my grief.

I just lost my
dad. I'm confused.

Is your dad actually dead
or hypothetically dead?

He passed about a month ago.

Oh. I'm sorry for your loss.

Did you want a
probate lawyer or...

Slow down, Fangio. Get
your hand out of my wallet.

I just want a bit of
neighbourly advice.

Did you want neighbourly
advice or legal advice?

Porque no los dos?

I don't know that. Is it Latin?

Espanol.

Why can't it be both? You
know, like the taco ad.

Right. Well, the problem is I can't
give you specific legal advice

unless I'm your lawyer.
There it is - the hard sell.

I knew that was coming.

Just forget it.
I'll do it myself.

If you wanna take my
card, pop into my office,

I'm happy to give you
some free general advice.

Talk you through
the probate process.

Et cetera, et cetera. Ooh.

Et cetera.

OK, well, the offer's
there if you want it.

Give it here.

Thanks... Thanks
for doing my lawn.

Yep.

That's the list. You got one
member from each profession.

You got real-estate
agent, accountant,

Stefan - financial advisor.

He's annoying.

There's a conveyancer,
a chiropractor...

Is there a butcher? No.

Baker?

Candlestick maker?

Don't mock, Helen. It's a
serious networking collective.

Well said, buddy.

Mediation - that's
Roz, obviously.

Wills and estates - that's me.

You've got Meli, my lady love.

Congratulations. Very,
very happy for you.

Thanks, buddy. She's a
fashion psychologist.

Yeah, what is that exactly?

She helps you realise it's what's
on the outside that counts.

Or something like
that. Look it up.

Oh, spanner in the works.

The word's got out
that Ray's leaving,

and now Debbie Lim
AND Bob Stanley

have both put up their hands
for the wills and estates spot.

Oh, shit. Oh, no!

There's going to be a vote.
Oh, no, but it's your group.

Why does there
have to be a vote?

You can just branch-stack it
with me or gerrymander me in.

Not how it works, Fisk.

You have to verse all
the other candidates.

Winner takes all - membership
and bragging rights.

Oh, yeah, I'll be
bragging for weeks.

Unlikely because you won't
win with that attitude.

The vote's next week.
We're having it here.

Oh, that's great, Helen.
Home-court advantage.

Each candidate will have
two minutes at the podium.

So, two minutes. Should I do a
PowerPoint presentation or Webmaster?

Can you teach me how to use Canva?
Oh, Helen, that's for babies.

Is it? I quite enjoy Canva.

No, there's no tech allowed.

Why not? It's old school.

To prove you can network,

you have to win them over with
your personality and people skills.

Oh.

What?

Should we just concede?
Throw our vote behind Bob?

I think so, yeah. Yeah.

I think that's the best
thing. Hang on. No. I mean,

I don't really want to
join a networking group,

but if it's important...

Is it important?
Yes, it's important.

Every one of these 12 people
refers their clients to me.

That's a lot of potential coin.

The ultimate quid pro quo.

Like the taco ad.

No, that's 'Porque no los dos?'

OK, Georgie, we're gonna need a
photo and a quote for the banner.

Helen. What?

This is all your fault.
Are you happy now?

I am happy, actually, Rosalind.

For the first time
in a long time.

Uh...

I had some stuff on MY agenda.

Helen, your neighbour is
here to see you for free.

Oh! Hey! Murray!

It's for free, right?
That's what you said.

Yes, I did say that. And
I said pop in any time.

So, come on, 30
minutes. Let's do it.

Free - you heard that.
You're my witness.

I'm not paying for this.

No, you're not paying
for this, Murray.

Nor am I giving you
any specific advice

pertaining to your
particular circumstances.

Oh, pertaining. I get it,
Helen, you're a lawyer.

Yeah, but do you get
that I'm not YOUR lawyer.

This is general probate
advice only. OK?

So, I'm gonna give
you a checklist.

Start the clock.

I want the full 30
minutes you just promised.

OK.

Has your watch got a timer?
No, I was pretending.

But I did look at the time.

OK, so, here's what happened... No,
I don't wanna know what happened.

That's a specific. I
said general advice only.

But I need to know
whether... No. Stop talking.

You're wasting your
free 30 minutes.

Let me talk. OK? You shush.

Mm.

And I think that's
it. We're all done.

But, I warn you, probate is
a long and tedious process.

Good luck, sir.

We're not done. I've
still got 10 minutes left.

Let me show you something.
Is this about your dad?

Yeah. Turns out, before he died,

he was paying his
gardener with IOUs.

There's 63 of them. Well,
I can't look at those.

Don't look at them.
I'll read them to you.

"I owe Felix Bandara $50,
to be paid upon my death,

"for gardening
service and sweeping."

Adds up to more
than three grand.

OK, so?

Well, do I have to pay them?
Are they signed and dated?

Yeah. Are you the executor?

Yep. Well, then I
would say probably yes.

Probably?

But not definitely?

So, what you're saying is...

..it's a grey area.

What I'm saying is
I'm not your lawyer,

I don't know the specifics,

therefore I can't
give you legal advice

one way or the other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I get it, you can't
confirm or deny.

Whatever. Bz! Bz!
Bz! Bz! Bz! Bz!

Oh, that's my pretend alarm
going off. That's our time.

Last chance. Do
you need my help?

Do you want to engage
me as your lawyer?

Nuh.

Find some other sucker to fund
your next real-estate purchase.

Good luck, Murray.

Oh, no, buddy, don't go here.

Don't go here.

No, no, no, no, no.

Oh.

I hope you're gonna
pick that up. Yep.

I might just wait for it to leave
his bum hole first, if that's OK.

Righto.

And don't put it in my bin.

Whatever, mate.

Sit still and put that hat
back on your head, please.

Sorry to keep you waiting.
Hi. Helen Tudor-Fisk.

Now, what can I do for... Oh,
take-your-son-to-work day.

That's fun. G'day, champ.
Ignore him, please.

So, I understand you
represent Murray Trumble.

What? No. I don't represent Murray.
He was very clear about that.

Well, that's not what he said.

According to Murray,
he spoke to a lawyer -

this lawyer -

and you advised him he didn't
have to pay the 63 IOUs.

I never advised
him. Absolutely not.

I was very clear about
that. Oh, really?

Because he said you said
it was a 'grey area',

which means he 'probably'
doesn't have to pay them.

No, I never said 'grey
area'. HE said 'grey area'.

Oh, my God, that man's annoying.

Yeah, that man's annoying.

That's enough. That is enough.

But he's right. He is annoying.

So, can we just go back
a bit? I'm confused.

I assume you're
representing the gardener.

Yeah. She is.

He's my son.

One more time with the
hat and I'll take it.

Oh. I'm sorry. THIS
is the gardener?

This is who was
getting paid with IOUs?

Yes. He is a high-energy child.

He likes mowing lawns,

so, we encouraged him to
start a little business.

He likes all the equipment, the
earmuffs, the leg thingies...

They're gaiters. I have gaiters.

Yes. Thank you. Gaiters.

Now, according to my research,
these are promissory notes.

Yes, they are signed and
dated. That is correct.

Which makes them legal tender.

Yeah, well, that's
a bit of a stretch.

I'm not sure you could buy
your groceries with them.

Hey, mate, maybe don't
menace the greenery.

Can he stop that?
Just ignore him.

So, you agree that Murray is
obliged to pay these IOUs?

Yes, but what I'm
telling you is...

..you're not gonna get any money...
Mum. Look - plastic. It's not real.

How interesting.

Why don't you go and take a
look at all the other plants

and see how many are real
and how many are fake? Go on.

OK, what I'm saying is you're
not gonna get any money

out of Murray Trumble.

Not without a fight. You
probably need a lawyer.

Plastic! Oh, I see.

So, now you want me to pay you

just so I can get the money
that's rightfully owed to my son?

It's fake! That's
not what I said.

Why doesn't anyone listen to me?

What I said was why
don't you just...

Uh-oh!

This one's real.

Yeah, maybe don't...

Oh, whatever.

I'm actually a partner
here at Gruber & Fisk.

Yes. It's written here in biro.

Yeah. And for a worthy
cause such as this

I would be willing to
take it on pro bono.

It's a kitchen! There's
a fridge in here!

Don't you climb into that!

Felix, stay out of
the fridge, please!

What were you saying?

How would you like me to represent
Felix free of charge? Sorry.

Is he climbing in to the fridge...
I didn't come in here for charity.

I came in here to get what's
rightfully owed to my son.

OK, well, if you feel insulted,

I'd be happy to charge
you $450 an hour.

Pro bono will be
just fine. Thank you.

Same team. Let's get Murray!

Oh, God. What is he doing?

By covering my eyes,

I'm removing one
of my key senses.

This will help me listen

not just with the ears,
but with my whole heart.

Oh, come on!

Who did that?!

Fuck!

Yeah, I think so. Alright.

Close the door, Georgie.

Now, vis-a-vis
the upcoming vote,

Viktor has brought
it to my attention

that Helen can have a rather
aggressive conversational style.

It's more she gets
jagged on certain topics

to the point where it can start
to feel like an interrogation.

Mm. I think she just
likes to drill down.

I don't mind it.

Good on you, buddy.

But when you're working a room,
you've got to keep it light.

You've got to stay agile.
You can't get bogged down.

You've got to keep
moving like a shark.

Yes.

I've put together a list
of topics she should avoid.

Put bees on that list.

She was banging on about
those the other day.

Maybe coffee. She is a bit obsessed
with the size of the grind.

Alright, so, I want everybody on
Helen watch tomorrow at the vote.

If you see her getting
jagged on anything,

just step in and move her along.

Hi, guys.

Is there a big
announcement? Did I miss it?

No. No, no.

No. We're all just working.

Come on, Mr G.

Excuse me, Helen.

What's happening,
George? Working. Um...

Please take that.
On the next one.

There's the hole punch.

What are you gonna do with
that? Yeah, punch some holes.

Just working.

OK.

Not here, Ray. This
is a workspace.

Of course.

Fisk! Yeah?

I'd like you to meet
Melissa, my boo.

Oh... Don't say that.

Copeland's premier
fashion psychologist.

Nice to meet you,
Melissa. You too.

What's your take on this?

Oh, what's it saying?

Come on, suit, talk to me.

Talk to me.

A bit weird.

Well, I'm sensing you don't
prioritise your appearance.

Um... Now, is that
a bit of shame?

A little bit. No.

No, it's not shame.

What is it? Why this colour?

Why so shapeless?

What is it saying?

I think it's saying,
"Vote for Helen!"

Can I count on your vote?

A bit desperate,
mate. Dial it down.

I think I'll
reserve my judgement

till I've seen all
three presentations.

Seriously? You're the whole reason
why he has to quit the group.

You couldn't just sling me
your vote just out of...

I'm terribly sorry.

So, no dog?

No, I don't have a dog.

Cat? No, no. No pets?

None? Really?

Oh. Have you got allergies?

No, I don't have any allergies.

Hello! Hello! Then why
don't you have a pet?

Because... I heard
the word 'allergies',

and I thought, "That's an
unusual topic for conversation."

Lisa, how are you?

Currently under interrogation
for not having pets.

I wasn't interrogating,
I was saying

she must be really sad 'cause
she doesn't have a dog,

dogs can lift your spirits...
And let's just move you along.

That's your life as a
female. Imagine that.

If you don't get picked as queen,
your only option is to be a drone.

You can't even be a worker.
That's only for males.

No bees, mate. I was
talking about wasps!

Thank you, Rosalind.

Well, I see a lot
of familiar faces

bringing back a lot
of wonderful memories.

Patrick. Pam. Of course.

This is new, Greg. I love
that. Couldn't enjoy...

Let's move it along.
Everyone is busy.

Good point.

Alrighty, today we have three
highly qualified candidates -

Bob Stanley from Stanley & Sons,

Debbie Lim from
Furstenberg-Grey,

and, of course, my
personal favourite,

Helen Tudor-Fisk
from Gruber & Fisk.

Objection! Sustained!
I withdraw the comment.

She's not my favourite,
Bob. You are.

I'm joking!

You're all my favourites.

May the best wills and
estates lawyer win.

I think that went well. Yes.

Now, each candidate
will have two minutes,

and I will sound the
bell at one minute 30.

Let's begin with Debbie
Lim from Furstenberg-Grey.

Boo.

No. We don't boo. Alright.

Here's what you need to
know about Debbie Lim.

Nothing gets in the
way of my networking.

Oh, looks, like there's something
in the way of my networking.

What is it?

It's this goddamn podium!

Jesus.

Debbie Lim.

I've got a lot of clients.

Debbie Lim. Call me
anytime. I'm here for you.

Debbie Lim.

You need clients.
I've got heaps.

More than Bob. More than Helen.

Objection! Save
your objection!

No-one's interested.

Don't ring that bell,
Roz, 'cause I'm done.

Why don't I use my
whole two minutes?

'Cause I don't waste time.

Not yours, not mine.

We are important people.

Debbie Lim!

Vote for me.

What was that?

Do you want a hand with that,
Roz? Yes. Thank you, Bob.

Very forceful and powerful.

Fairly convincing.

Look, stay here because
you're speaking next.

Please, welcome Bob Stanley.

Oh, thank you, everyone!

Look, I'm not gonna get up
here and knock over the podium,

but I might knock you over
with a cracking anecdote.

How does that sound?

Oh. Excellent.

Alright. Are you all familiar
with the actor Russell Crowe?

Oh, the big man. Yeah.

Rusty and I go way back,

and years ago, he called
me up and he said,

"Bob, Robert, Roberto,

"I need some advice."

That's 30 seconds, Bob.

But, look, take all
the time you like.

I think people are really
enjoying themselves.

Thanks, Roz!

Anyway, I said to Rusty,

"Come on, mate, are
you not entertained?"

Oh, shit. That's from Gladiator.

He just put his arms
around me like a big bear

and he said, "Mate,
can I use that?"

And the rest is
Oscar-winning history.

Good story, but I don't get

what any of it's got to do
with the networking group.

Well, he's just proving he's a
great guy, he's got good anecdotes,

he knows famous people,

now we all wanna be
part of his gang.

That's networking.

So, I need to get
people in my gang? Yeah.

Stories about famous
people. Absolutely.

And now to our final
candidate for today,

Helen Tudor-Fisk, Gruber & Fisk.

I think I'm gonna go off
the cuff. No. Don't, mate.

Helen! Yeah. No. It's OK.

Bob just reminded me I've got a
good anecdote about Gladiator.

On the cuff.

On the cuff!

Good morning, everyone.

Listening to Bob's
excellent anecdote,

I was reminded of the time I
went to see the movie Gladiator,

and sitting right in front of me

was - wait for it -

Nicole Kidman's sister.

Um...

Oh, what's her name? I've forgotten.
She's got heaps of kids now.

No-one cares! Oh,
hey! No heckling.

Anyway, I was thinking this here

is like a coliseum...

..and we are all
bees in the hive.

What? The point is...

- What is the point, Helen?
- Yeah, what's the point?

Can you tell them
no heckling, Roz?

Can you please get
to the point, Helen?

The point is this group of
networker gladiator bees...

Do you wanna go
back on the cuff?

Yes. Thank you. Can you
start the clock again, Roz?

No. One minute.

Why? Bob got extra time.

Bob had the crowd!

Ohh! Roz.

And while it is true that I'm
generally not good in social...

Oh, Roz! No!

In conclusion,

I will network so hard

and bring everyone
lots of referrals.

And that is my
promise to you all.

Thank you. Amen. Not
amen. Just thank you.

Oh, Antonia Kidman!
That's who it was.

Sorry.

It was Antonia.

Thank you, Helen.
Antonia Kidman.

Alright, time to vote.

And the newest member

of our Business and Breakfast
networking group is...

Congratulations, Bob Stanley!

BAB! Welcome to BAB.

Are you people kidding me?!

This is a networking group,
not an anecdote festival.

Enjoy the bullshit stories.

She punched him.
She punched him.

Bob, would you like to come
up and say a few words?

Maybe hit us up with
another anecdote, buddy.

You bet.

But I might need a
little bit of sustenance.

Should we move straight
through to the breakfast?

Oh, we dispensed with the breakfast
element a while back, Bob.

What?! It was meant to be enjoyable.
It's Business AND Breakfast.

Porque no los dos?

Yeah, exactly. The taco
ad. Why can't we have both?

You know, Green Hills
have a terrific spread,

and they're the most successful
BAB chapter in the state.

Yeah, they even have
an omelette station.

I might see if they've
got an opening.

Anyway. Thanks, everyone!

Happy networking!

Say g'day to Rusty for us.

Uh...

Alright, well, on a countback,

the person with the most votes

is Debbie Lim.

And she's made her feelings
about the group very clear.

So, with two votes,

our newest member is...

..Helen Tudor-Fisk!

Welcome, Helen!

Well done, Bradbury! Yay.
Should I make a speech?

No, no.

Extraordinary.

Hey, Murray.

Morning, two-face.

Jeez, you really sold me
down the river, didn't ya?

Oh, come on. The
kid's 12 years old.

What do you care? It's
a few thousand bucks.

Oh, a few thousand bucks
is it, Miss Moneybags?

Well, I rang the
ombudsman to complain.

What did the ombudsman say?

Not enough evidence.

Mm.

I don't know if you're a
clever arsehole or a lucky one.

Porque no los dos?

Come on, buddy.

All done?

Excellent.

Now, there is $50
for the lawnmowing

and a $5 tip

'cause I'm nicer than that guy.

Thank you, Helen.

Now, remember - don't accept
anything but cash in future.

Hi, guys.

Mind if I join?

Ooh.

It's pretty hot in here.

I'm, uh...

..Helen Tudor-Fisk.

I do wills and probate.

If you've ever got
any clients that...

..need that. Helen Tudor-Fisk.

I'm not gonna get my balls out,

if that's OK with everyone.

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