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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,821 --> 00:00:21,723 (INDISTINCT CLATTERING) 2 00:00:26,159 --> 00:00:27,862 (WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 3 00:00:30,832 --> 00:00:32,266 STEVE: AJ! AJ: Yeah? 4 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:33,768 STEVE: Am I taking her downstairs? 5 00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:35,102 She's cleared, right? 6 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:37,070 AJ: Yeah, bring her over to discharge area. 7 00:00:37,104 --> 00:00:38,940 I think her friend's picking her up. 8 00:00:38,973 --> 00:00:40,508 STEVE: Are you ready, Miss Franco? 9 00:00:40,542 --> 00:00:42,175 ♪ Gray skies are Gonna clear up ♪ 10 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:45,813 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 11 00:00:45,847 --> 00:00:48,583 ♪ Brush off the clouds And cheer up ♪ 12 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:50,083 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 13 00:00:50,117 --> 00:00:52,252 MAZIE: Yeah, I'm here for Laura Franco. 14 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:54,756 Laura Franco! Franco! 15 00:00:54,789 --> 00:00:56,758 -(RECEPTIONIST SHUSHING) -MAZIE: Don't shush me. 16 00:00:56,791 --> 00:00:58,626 -Laura. Ugh! -RECEPTIONIST: Ma'am. 17 00:00:58,660 --> 00:00:59,961 -Quiet.-What? 18 00:00:59,994 --> 00:01:01,829 Oh, my God, it's bright. Sorry, I'm late. 19 00:01:02,797 --> 00:01:03,932 How are you feeling? 20 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:07,702 (GROANS) Like death. 21 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,504 (SIGHS) Me, too. 22 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:12,406 Ooh! Steve. 23 00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:13,541 ♪ And spread sunshine ♪ 24 00:01:13,575 --> 00:01:14,742 I'm Mazie. 25 00:01:14,776 --> 00:01:16,143 ♪ All over the place ♪ 26 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:18,445 ATTENDANT: I'm married. MAZIE: Mmm. Of course you are. 27 00:01:18,478 --> 00:01:21,114 ♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪ 28 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:25,452 (GLEEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 29 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:26,688 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 30 00:01:26,721 --> 00:01:27,689 I love you. 31 00:01:30,792 --> 00:01:33,528 ♪ Put on a happy face ♪ 32 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:36,463 ♪ And if you're feeling Cross and bickerish ♪ 33 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:38,766 ♪ Don't sit and whine ♪ 34 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,769 ♪ Think of banana splits And licorice ♪ 35 00:01:41,803 --> 00:01:44,137 ♪ And you'll feel fine ♪ 36 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:46,741 ♪ I knew a girl so gloomy ♪ 37 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,375 ♪ She'd never laugh or sing ♪ 38 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:52,080 ♪ She wouldn't listen to me ♪ 39 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,648 Even I feel sick being in here. 40 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,382 Thank God I'm here to pick you up. 41 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:57,018 ♪ So spread sunshine ♪ 42 00:01:57,051 --> 00:01:58,553 -(SIRENS WAILING) -♪ All over the place ♪ 43 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:01,656 DOCTOR: Prognosis is cancer in the lower abdominal region. 44 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,725 ♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪ 45 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:19,507 JACOB: (SIGHS) You need a caretaker. 46 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,009 I can't do it all... 47 00:02:21,042 --> 00:02:23,511 It's been a year almost now of tests and treatments. 48 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,345 (SIGHS) Fuck! I need time for me. 49 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,413 I'm sorry. 50 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:27,915 -Let's talk about this. -I can't. 51 00:02:27,949 --> 00:02:29,717 Let's talk about this, Jacob. 52 00:02:29,751 --> 00:02:31,719 Please, Jacob. 53 00:02:31,753 --> 00:02:33,021 STEVE: Can she walk out without... 54 00:02:33,054 --> 00:02:35,355 MAZIE: Yep, we're good. One foot at a time. 55 00:02:36,758 --> 00:02:37,892 LAURA: Please don't do this. 56 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:40,595 You're breaking up with me? (GRUNTS) 57 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:43,196 -Wait. (GRUNTS) Jacob! -MAZIE: Delicate flower. 58 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:46,466 Jacob! 59 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,173 Jacob! 60 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:56,878 (SIGHS) 61 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,617 (YELLS) Jacob! 62 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:03,851 -(SOBBING) -NURSE: Shit! 63 00:03:04,686 --> 00:03:05,953 Hey! Hey, hey, hey... 64 00:03:05,987 --> 00:03:08,656 Jacob! (CRYING) 65 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:10,490 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 66 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:18,666 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 67 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:20,434 -(CAR HORNS HONKING) -(DOOR OPENS) 68 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,436 MAZIE: Okay. 69 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:23,504 -(MAZIE GRUNTS) -(BAG CLATTERS) 70 00:03:24,706 --> 00:03:25,506 Oh, my God. 71 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:27,508 (EXHALES) 72 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:29,911 We did it. 73 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:31,879 Huh? Okay, slow walks. 74 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,148 Home sweet home. 75 00:03:36,117 --> 00:03:37,417 (GRUNTS) I gotta pee. Oh! 76 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,855 How does it feel to be back at your mom's? 77 00:03:42,190 --> 00:03:44,192 (UNDER BREATH) Not that she's ever here anymore. 78 00:03:49,731 --> 00:03:52,700 (KETTLE WHISTLING) 79 00:03:52,734 --> 00:03:54,502 Your mom sent you 12 pies, 100 cookies 80 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:56,604 and $5,000? 81 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:58,206 She loves to send sugar and dough 82 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,607 when she's on a diet. 83 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,275 What does she think? Carbs cure cancer? 84 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:04,545 (CUPS CLINKING) 85 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,147 What is that? 86 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:07,682 MAZIE: What's what? 87 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,550 There's a box and a bag over there. 88 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:13,588 -What? -(GRUNTS) Ah! 89 00:04:15,056 --> 00:04:16,023 What is it? 90 00:04:17,592 --> 00:04:20,228 Jacob called me and asked me to pick up 91 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,562 some of your stuff. 92 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:23,865 (LAURA SIGHS) 93 00:04:24,766 --> 00:04:26,501 -(SOBS) -MAZIE: Oh, okay. 94 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:27,835 I know... I know it sucks. 95 00:04:27,869 --> 00:04:29,070 Okay, I know it sucks. 96 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:30,905 But, you're home now, 97 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,573 and the surgery went well 98 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,442 and you got $5,000. 99 00:04:36,611 --> 00:04:38,813 Let's take a beat here, okay? 100 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:42,216 I'm your ride or die, bitch, all right? 101 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:46,319 Every second, every minute of every day. 102 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:48,523 I'm fucking here with you, okay? 103 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:50,057 -Okay, thank you. -It's gonna be okay. 104 00:04:50,091 --> 00:04:51,324 Thank you. 105 00:04:52,226 --> 00:04:53,460 Wait, fuck, what time is it? 106 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:55,830 3:34? 107 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:57,932 Fuck! I have to go, shit! 108 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,366 I gotta go downtown, ugh! 109 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:01,502 I'm doing this really stupid reading, 110 00:05:01,536 --> 00:05:02,570 but the producer wants to fuck me, 111 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:04,205 -so the pay is good. -Wait, now? 112 00:05:04,238 --> 00:05:07,041 Yeah, ting! Laura. 113 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:09,944 You are a hero and a champion. I'll call you tomorrow. 114 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,712 Okay? Eat some pie. 115 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,080 Sleep and don't cry. 116 00:05:13,114 --> 00:05:14,282 Don't cry. 117 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,750 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) 118 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:18,619 -MAZIE: Bye. -(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 119 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,288 (DOOR CLOSES) 120 00:05:27,228 --> 00:05:28,095 (LAURA SOBS) 121 00:05:28,129 --> 00:05:31,398 ♪♪ 122 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:33,167 (CONTINUES SOBBING) 123 00:05:33,201 --> 00:05:34,268 ♪♪ 124 00:05:35,236 --> 00:05:37,205 (LAURA GRUNTING) 125 00:05:37,238 --> 00:05:38,973 Why doesn't he love me anymore? 126 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,708 (SHRIEKS, CRIES) 127 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:44,145 ♪♪ 128 00:05:45,947 --> 00:05:48,381 DELIVERY MAN: Uh, package for Laura Franco? 129 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:51,052 (SOBBING) I'm disgusting. 130 00:05:51,085 --> 00:05:52,587 That's me. 131 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:55,388 LAURA: It's just tissues. 132 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:57,291 -Okay. Nice. -I ran out. 133 00:05:57,325 --> 00:05:59,560 Oh, well, I'm glad you ordered more. 134 00:05:59,594 --> 00:06:01,662 (LAURA CRYING HYSTERICALLY) 135 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:05,432 -Hey. -LAURA: Good to see you, 136 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,400 -Amazon man. -Still crying? 137 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:08,936 (LAURA BLOWING NOSE) 138 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:10,238 He just loves her. 139 00:06:10,972 --> 00:06:12,607 He really loves her. 140 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,843 (SOBS) I don't like that one. 141 00:06:15,877 --> 00:06:18,312 DELIVERY MAN: Laura, good to see you. 142 00:06:18,346 --> 00:06:19,814 LAURA: Thank you. 143 00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:22,283 Do you mind if I... 144 00:06:22,316 --> 00:06:24,819 I just... I really need a hug right now. 145 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,254 DELIVERY MAN: I don't know if I'm... Oh! 146 00:06:26,287 --> 00:06:27,688 LAURA: (SOBS) I really needed this. 147 00:06:30,191 --> 00:06:33,160 (SOMBER MUSIC FADES OUT) 148 00:06:33,194 --> 00:06:34,695 -(PLAYING PIANO) -LAURA: (SINGING) ♪ Hi ♪ 149 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:39,367 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 150 00:06:40,368 --> 00:06:42,270 JACOB: Hey, Laura. 151 00:06:42,303 --> 00:06:43,704 Could you come sing this for me? 152 00:06:43,738 --> 00:06:46,674 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 153 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:47,675 Yep. 154 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:53,681 ♪ Coffee or tea ♪ 155 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,216 What do you think of, um... 156 00:06:56,284 --> 00:07:01,722 ♪ Enchanté, my stranger ♪ 157 00:07:01,756 --> 00:07:03,624 ♪ Stay for a while ♪ 158 00:07:03,658 --> 00:07:06,027 -Enchanté. - LAURA: Mmm-hmm. 159 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:07,528 -I really love the new lyrics. - (JACOB CLEARS THROAT) 160 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:08,963 (PLAYING PIANO CHORD) 161 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,164 JACOB: I actually wanna talk to you about something. 162 00:07:10,331 --> 00:07:12,133 I want you to be the lead of House of Good Women. 163 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:15,136 LAURA: It's Broadway, Jacob. 164 00:07:15,169 --> 00:07:16,737 It's my dream. 165 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:17,972 (JACOB CHUCKLES) 166 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,472 LAURA: It's everything I've ever wanted. 167 00:07:20,408 --> 00:07:21,976 JACOB: I know. 168 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,544 That's why I'm offering it to you. 169 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:28,716 -(LAURA CLICKS TONGUE) -(DISSONANT CHORD PLAYING) 170 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,555 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 171 00:07:36,691 --> 00:07:38,759 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 172 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:42,763 (LAURA SNIFFLES) 173 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,771 (FLOOR THUDS) 174 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,675 (FLOOR THUDS) 175 00:07:54,709 --> 00:07:56,644 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 176 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:03,117 (FLOOR CREAKS) 177 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,692 (FLOOR THUDS) 178 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,127 Hello? 179 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:15,429 (MUSIC FADES) 180 00:08:15,463 --> 00:08:17,865 (TRAFFIC WHOOSHING) 181 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,200 -(DOOR OPENS) -MAZIE: Laura? 182 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:19,934 (LAURA GASPS) 183 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:21,802 MAZIE: Hello? 184 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,739 (KEYS JANGLING) 185 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:25,773 MAZIE: What did you do last night? 186 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:28,809 -Uh, I read... -MAZIE: Hmm. 187 00:08:29,477 --> 00:08:31,979 ...made soup. 188 00:08:32,013 --> 00:08:33,714 Worked on the music for House of Good Women... 189 00:08:33,748 --> 00:08:34,648 -(MAZIE GASPS) -...for a little bit. 190 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:36,450 -Oh, my God. -My voice is... 191 00:08:36,484 --> 00:08:38,285 I forgot to tell you. 192 00:08:38,319 --> 00:08:41,422 Little Yale drama bitch, Taylor Gregory, would not 193 00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:44,759 stop talking about going in for Jacob last week. 194 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:45,893 I almost taped her mouth shut. 195 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,061 -Wait. What do you mean? -It's like... 196 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:48,829 The show isn't even that good. 197 00:08:48,863 --> 00:08:50,331 Finishing School for Girls, written by a dude... 198 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,999 -Mazie, Mazie, Mazie, Mazie. -...I'm literally asleep. 199 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:53,067 -Stop, stop. -Yeah, what? What? 200 00:08:54,335 --> 00:08:55,836 What do you mean going in for Jacob? 201 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:57,506 Are the auditions out? 202 00:08:57,538 --> 00:08:59,607 Yeah. Didn't you get one? 203 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,876 -No. -Why are you practicing then? 204 00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:08,783 Because I like to keep my vocal cords warm. 205 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:11,719 -Aw, shit, Laura. -Wait. Did you get one? 206 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,522 Yeah, but Ellyn Michaelson is casting it, 207 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:14,922 and I don't fuck with her. 208 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:15,923 Oh, my God, I can't. 209 00:09:17,158 --> 00:09:20,127 I mean, I... I thought that 210 00:09:20,161 --> 00:09:23,330 at the very least he'd still... 211 00:09:23,364 --> 00:09:25,866 Do... Do you think Jacob still wants me in the show? 212 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,504 I mean... 213 00:09:29,538 --> 00:09:30,971 You did just have surgery a few weeks ago. 214 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:32,706 Maybe... 215 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,543 Maybe he thinks you can't perform right now. 216 00:09:35,076 --> 00:09:36,545 And... 217 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:38,279 Maybe you can't. I mean... (SIGHS) 218 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,550 You still kind of have cancer, right? 219 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,584 (CAR HONKING HORN) 220 00:09:44,553 --> 00:09:46,120 I guess, I... 221 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,488 We're here. 222 00:09:47,522 --> 00:09:49,423 I love you. Give me a big, fat hug. 223 00:09:50,224 --> 00:09:51,158 Oh, you're not... 224 00:09:51,192 --> 00:09:52,359 -You're not coming with me? -Mmm-mmm. 225 00:09:52,393 --> 00:09:54,161 I can't. I gotta go to karate. 226 00:09:54,195 --> 00:09:55,496 I love you so much. 227 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:56,897 -I love you. -Call me after. 228 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,037 (LAURA SOBS) 229 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,004 (SNIFFLES) 230 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:05,473 Aren't you used to this by now? 231 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,876 (GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 232 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:13,582 -(RAIN PATTERING) -(THUNDER RUMBLES) 233 00:10:15,116 --> 00:10:16,817 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 234 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,928 (LAURA EXHALES) 235 00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:30,131 (PHONE NOTIFICATION DINGS) 236 00:10:40,542 --> 00:10:41,610 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 237 00:10:50,251 --> 00:10:52,486 (LAURA SOBS) 238 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:03,931 (SOBS) 239 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,639 (LINE RINGING) 240 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,875 No, no. No! (EXCLAIMS) 241 00:11:14,909 --> 00:11:16,777 -(PHONE CLATTERS) -(WINCES) 242 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:19,780 (GRUNTS) 243 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,116 (SIGHS) 244 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,118 (ALARM BLARING) 245 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:24,885 (FLOOR THUDS) 246 00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:29,256 (THUDDING CONTINUES) 247 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:30,424 (ALARM STOPS) 248 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,127 -(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING) -(FLOORBOARD CREAKING) 249 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,862 (LOW GRUMBLING) 250 00:11:42,203 --> 00:11:44,138 -(INDISTINCT CLATTERING) -(LAURA BREATHING SHAKILY) 251 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:48,643 Hello? 252 00:11:50,612 --> 00:11:52,681 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 253 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,703 -(MUSIC INTENSIFIES) -(LOW GRUMBLING) 254 00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:31,720 (MUSIC CRESCENDOES, FADES) 255 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,625 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 256 00:12:36,658 --> 00:12:38,359 (LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY) 257 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:42,796 (FLOORBOARD CREAKS) 258 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,767 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 259 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,579 -(MOUSE SQUEAKS) -(LAURA SHRIEKS, PANTS) 260 00:12:57,612 --> 00:12:58,680 Oh, my God. 261 00:12:58,713 --> 00:13:00,447 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 262 00:13:01,683 --> 00:13:02,751 (SIGHS) 263 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,085 Oh, thank God. 264 00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:07,087 -(EXHALES) -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 265 00:13:08,623 --> 00:13:10,759 (LOW GRUMBLING) 266 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,128 (INTIMIDATING MUSIC PLAYING) 267 00:13:24,405 --> 00:13:26,775 (MONSTER GROWLS) 268 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:30,978 What's up? 269 00:13:32,313 --> 00:13:33,748 (LAURA SCREAMS) 270 00:13:33,782 --> 00:13:36,450 (PANTING) 271 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,887 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 272 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,855 (GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING ON RECORD) 273 00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:47,861 (THUNDER RUMBLES) 274 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,569 MONSTER: Hey, stranger. 275 00:13:54,602 --> 00:13:57,137 (CLICKS TONGUE) Wasn't sure what kind of tea you drank. 276 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,807 Hope green's all right. 277 00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:03,545 (LAURA SCREAMS) 278 00:14:03,578 --> 00:14:05,513 (GASPS, SCREAMS) 279 00:14:06,815 --> 00:14:08,817 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 280 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,154 -You done? -LAURA: (SOFTLY) Ah! 281 00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:15,989 Great. Honestly... (CHUCKLES) 282 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,726 It's too bad you conked out. 283 00:14:17,759 --> 00:14:20,795 I have this pretty neat monster routine I do now. 284 00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:21,995 I think you'd find it to be, 285 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,465 um, (CLICKS TONGUE) very, 286 00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:25,899 well, scary. 287 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,635 (CHUCKLES) You don't remember me? 288 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:28,869 At all? 289 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,906 1994? Tropical Storm Beryl? 290 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,476 Your mom was out late. Shocker. 291 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:37,344 You freaked out and saw me under the bed. 292 00:14:37,378 --> 00:14:40,247 -No? -What? What is happening? 293 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,315 Okay? A little offensive. 294 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:42,751 What about '01? 295 00:14:42,784 --> 00:14:44,151 You got in trouble? Opened the closet. 296 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,419 We bumped into each other. 297 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,855 Right? My beard was a little patchier 298 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,155 in my tween years. 299 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,024 Nothing? 300 00:14:52,794 --> 00:14:53,994 Okay. Oh! 301 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,830 That, uh, that musical theater kid. 302 00:14:55,864 --> 00:14:56,831 What was his name again? 303 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,603 -Benji?-Benji! 304 00:15:01,636 --> 00:15:03,505 Should've eaten that little motherfucker. 305 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,473 You're a real temptress, 306 00:15:06,508 --> 00:15:07,542 -you know that? -(YOUNG LAURA THUDS ON FLOOR) 307 00:15:07,575 --> 00:15:09,243 -(MONSTER GROWLS) -(BENJI SCREAMING) 308 00:15:11,846 --> 00:15:13,280 (YOUNG LAURA GASPS) 309 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,381 MONSTER: But I was young. 310 00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:15,650 Can't be too hard on myself. 311 00:15:15,683 --> 00:15:17,852 LAURA: This can't be real. This isn't real. 312 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:20,889 Are you gonna hurt me? 313 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:23,023 (CLICKS TONGUE) I don't know. Do you want me to hurt you? 314 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,024 (SOFTLY) No. 315 00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:30,130 Then, what do you want? 316 00:15:30,164 --> 00:15:31,900 So. (CHUCKLES) 317 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,233 I'm not really a roommates guy. 318 00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:35,703 Uh, after you moved out, 319 00:15:35,737 --> 00:15:37,404 and your mom started travelling, 320 00:15:37,438 --> 00:15:39,072 doing all that spa shit. 321 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:43,410 I kinda, actually, realized I prefer living alone. 322 00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:46,180 But then, tonight, you saw me, I saw you, 323 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,515 and then you were on the floor, 324 00:15:47,549 --> 00:15:49,717 and I can't just leave you lying there like that. 325 00:15:49,751 --> 00:15:51,251 I mean, I'm a monster, but I'm not... 326 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,987 a monster, you know. 327 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,857 Anyway, I thought about our situation, 328 00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:57,424 and here's what I think we should do. 329 00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,493 Do you mind? 330 00:15:59,527 --> 00:16:01,529 I think we both take the night. 331 00:16:01,563 --> 00:16:03,497 (CLICKS TONGUE) Rest, regroup. 332 00:16:03,531 --> 00:16:05,900 Then tomorrow, you get up, you have your coffee, 333 00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:08,001 you, uh, you pack your shit up, 334 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,470 -and get out! -(LAURA SCREAMS) 335 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,573 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 336 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:16,410 But I... I can't leave, this is my house. 337 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,412 Well, it's my house now. 338 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,414 But I have nowhere else to go. 339 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,082 I wasn't asking. 340 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,452 (MONSTER INHALES DEEPLY, EXHALES) 341 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:34,127 (CRYING HYSTERICALLY) 342 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,965 -All right. -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 343 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:40,067 It's just that I'm talking to a monster. 344 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,135 And... And... And you're scary. 345 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,438 You're really freaking me out right now. 346 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,574 -No, stop! Please stop. -And I'm sad. 347 00:16:46,608 --> 00:16:49,611 -I'm really, really sad. -(MONSTER SCOFFS) 348 00:16:49,644 --> 00:16:51,311 I just need you out of the fucking house. 349 00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:53,080 -LAURA: I'm so sad! (CRIES) -I need you out of the house. 350 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,314 It's a... Fine! 351 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:55,683 -Fine! -(LAURA STOPS CRYING) 352 00:16:57,652 --> 00:16:58,720 (MONSTER SIGHS) 353 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:02,389 Okay, two weeks. 354 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,124 You got two weeks. 355 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,761 -Two weeks? -Yeah. 356 00:17:06,794 --> 00:17:08,395 After that, you're outta here. You pack your bags, 357 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,631 you hit the fucking pavement. 358 00:17:09,664 --> 00:17:11,666 And you know what else? While you're here, 359 00:17:11,699 --> 00:17:13,735 you follow my rules. Okay? 360 00:17:13,768 --> 00:17:16,136 Number one, don't get in my way. 361 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:19,106 Number two, don't tell me what to do. 362 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:22,577 And number three, if you tell anyone about me, 363 00:17:22,610 --> 00:17:25,245 I'll rip your fucking throat out. 364 00:17:26,981 --> 00:17:27,916 (SIGHS) 365 00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:31,553 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 366 00:17:49,003 --> 00:17:51,606 -(MONSTER GROWLS) -(LAURA SCREAMS) 367 00:17:51,639 --> 00:17:53,206 (YELPS) 368 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,676 Yeah, you better run. 369 00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:56,611 (LAURA GRUNTING) 370 00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:59,079 -Still got it. Still got it! -(MID-TEMPO SONG PLAYING) 371 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:02,082 ♪♪ 372 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,985 ♪ I won't be far behind ♪ 373 00:18:04,018 --> 00:18:05,452 (LAURA GASPS) 374 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:06,921 -(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING) -Hey. 375 00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:09,222 ♪♪ 376 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,059 Hey! 377 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,127 ♪♪ 378 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:17,130 ♪ Hide and you're probably found ♪ 379 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:20,702 ♪♪ 380 00:18:20,735 --> 00:18:22,637 ♪ It makes no difference What you say ♪ 381 00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:24,539 ♪ You can never get away ♪ 382 00:18:24,572 --> 00:18:26,874 ♪ From me ♪ 383 00:18:26,908 --> 00:18:27,976 (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING) 384 00:18:28,009 --> 00:18:29,577 (WHIRRING STOPS) 385 00:18:32,346 --> 00:18:33,948 (SWITCH CLICKING) 386 00:18:34,816 --> 00:18:36,884 ♪♪ 387 00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:38,052 MONSTER: That's enough. 388 00:18:38,086 --> 00:18:40,420 For the love of God. 389 00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:42,056 Play a different song. 390 00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:43,256 Play a different song! 391 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,360 I'm so annoyed! 392 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,261 I'm so annoyed right now. (GRUNTING) 393 00:18:49,731 --> 00:18:51,298 I had to do that. 394 00:18:52,634 --> 00:18:53,601 Monster? 395 00:18:56,104 --> 00:18:57,939 ♪♪ 396 00:18:57,972 --> 00:18:59,339 ♪ You can never get away ♪ 397 00:18:59,974 --> 00:19:01,042 What'd I say? 398 00:19:01,075 --> 00:19:02,342 (MONSTER GRUNTS) 399 00:19:02,376 --> 00:19:03,443 (THERMOSTAT CRACKS) 400 00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:05,046 MAN 1: (OVER TV) Yeah, I know. 401 00:19:05,079 --> 00:19:07,247 I've been through this before. 402 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,449 She's everything you've ever dreamed of. 403 00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:11,019 (CONVERSATION CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 404 00:19:11,052 --> 00:19:12,486 (MONSTER SNIFFING) 405 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:18,425 (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 406 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,794 -Hello. -MONSTER: Hello. 407 00:19:20,695 --> 00:19:21,663 MAN 2: All right. 408 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,367 (MONSTER INHALES SHARPLY) 409 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,073 Can I help you? 410 00:19:32,106 --> 00:19:34,575 MONSTER: No, I'm just looking for something to read. 411 00:19:34,609 --> 00:19:35,977 Is that a problem with you? 412 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,212 No, it's not a problem with me at all. It's just... 413 00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,016 MONSTER: Mmm. (CHUCKLES) 414 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,584 WOMAN: You didn't write very often. 415 00:19:43,618 --> 00:19:44,719 Little books. 416 00:19:44,752 --> 00:19:47,021 weren't very interesting so I tore them up. 417 00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:50,357 It's cute. 418 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,826 WOMAN: A lady doesn't correspond... 419 00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:52,627 Sesame chicken? 420 00:19:53,961 --> 00:19:55,630 -Yeah. -Shun Lee? 421 00:19:56,831 --> 00:19:59,167 -Yeah. -Cool. It's a good spot. 422 00:20:01,035 --> 00:20:03,303 Oh, look, little dog. (CHUCKLES) 423 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,939 Lots of little things. 424 00:20:04,972 --> 00:20:06,140 -Are you hungry? -MONSTER: No. 425 00:20:06,174 --> 00:20:07,374 MAN 2: Well, you're right. 426 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:09,276 I already ate. 427 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,945 So you don't want any sesame chicken? 428 00:20:10,978 --> 00:20:13,114 If I wanted sesame chicken, I'd eat some sesame chicken. 429 00:20:13,147 --> 00:20:14,414 That's odd, 'cause you keep looking 430 00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:15,616 at the sesame chicken. 431 00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:17,652 I don't keep looking at the sesame chicken. 432 00:20:17,685 --> 00:20:19,187 You keep looking at the sesame chicken. 433 00:20:22,657 --> 00:20:24,291 -Let me just make you a plate. -I don't want a plate. 434 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,993 -I ordered too much, anyway. -Sure, give me the extra food. 435 00:20:26,027 --> 00:20:27,360 -Let me just make you a plate. -Dying to feed me... 436 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,763 -Take some chicken, and... -...your sesame chicken. 437 00:20:28,796 --> 00:20:29,396 -let's stop talking about it. -Just give it to me. 438 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,866 Just hand it to me! Mmm. 439 00:20:31,899 --> 00:20:33,034 Mmm. 440 00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:34,936 MAN 2: From the very first moment I saw you... 441 00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:36,971 (MONSTER BREATHING HEAVILY) 442 00:20:37,004 --> 00:20:38,438 (GROWLS) 443 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,373 Ha! 444 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,678 Can you order some more? 445 00:20:44,746 --> 00:20:46,681 (MAN 3 SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 446 00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:47,682 MONSTER: Mmm. 447 00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:52,720 The ratio of pork to dough 448 00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:54,155 is a little off. 449 00:20:54,188 --> 00:20:56,557 But I like the taste, generally. 450 00:20:56,591 --> 00:20:58,391 -You're dripping on yourself. -MONSTER: Oh. 451 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,529 Look at that. Oops! 452 00:21:02,697 --> 00:21:04,364 Oh, what? Wait. 453 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,333 -(MAN ON TV GRUNTING) -(MONSTER CHUCKLES) 454 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,703 This supposed to be a documentary? 455 00:21:08,736 --> 00:21:10,538 Well, clearly not. He's doing it all wrong. 456 00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:12,339 Strike down, not across. 457 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,909 You're flailing, man. 458 00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:17,245 -(CHANNEL CHANGES) -Hey, I was watching that. 459 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:20,748 Oh, my God! Best movie ever made. 460 00:21:20,782 --> 00:21:24,218 The music it... (SIGHS) always makes me wanna cry. 461 00:21:25,853 --> 00:21:27,155 -No. -Give it to me. 462 00:21:27,188 --> 00:21:28,222 -Give me that. -No! 463 00:21:28,256 --> 00:21:29,724 (GRUNTS) Give me the remote. 464 00:21:31,893 --> 00:21:33,861 -(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) -(MAN GROANING) 465 00:21:33,895 --> 00:21:35,530 (MONSTER LAUGHS) 466 00:21:35,563 --> 00:21:37,765 LAURA: Fine, I'm going to bed. 467 00:21:37,799 --> 00:21:39,033 MONSTER: Oh, come on. 468 00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:40,400 Just gonna give up that easily. 469 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,069 -LAURA: Mmm-hmm. -Fine! 470 00:21:42,103 --> 00:21:43,470 (REMOTE CLICKS) 471 00:21:44,138 --> 00:21:45,239 (MONSTER SIGHS) 472 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,748 They didn't have to go to all this trouble. 473 00:21:53,781 --> 00:21:55,216 A small wedding would have been all right. 474 00:21:55,249 --> 00:21:56,284 (LAURA SOBS) 475 00:21:58,619 --> 00:22:01,689 (SIGHS) They really don't make movies like this anymore. 476 00:22:01,722 --> 00:22:04,559 (SIGHS) Every time. (SNIFFLES) 477 00:22:04,592 --> 00:22:06,260 Every time, it makes me cry. 478 00:22:07,128 --> 00:22:08,196 (MONSTER SNIFFLES) 479 00:22:08,229 --> 00:22:09,462 (SOBS) 480 00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:14,202 (SNIFFLES) 481 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,273 Yeah, I liked it. 482 00:22:21,309 --> 00:22:24,411 -Are you crying? -No. I'm not crying. 483 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,880 -You're crying. -I know I'm crying. 484 00:22:25,913 --> 00:22:27,380 I mean, I'm obviously not crying. (VOICE BREAKS) 485 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,617 Are you fucking blind? 486 00:22:29,650 --> 00:22:32,720 My eyes are dry and you're crying. 487 00:22:32,753 --> 00:22:35,790 (SOBS) The movie was just fine, okay? 488 00:22:35,823 --> 00:22:38,926 (CHUCKLES) You love musicals. 489 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,628 -No, I don't. Stop. -(CHUCKLES) Yes, you do. 490 00:22:40,661 --> 00:22:43,430 -This is some bullshit! -(LAUGHING) 491 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,465 (SOBS) I don't wanna feel this way. 492 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,969 (PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING) 493 00:22:48,002 --> 00:22:49,303 (LAURA HUMMING) 494 00:22:50,972 --> 00:22:52,807 (PAPERS RUSTLING) 495 00:23:01,549 --> 00:23:02,617 -(PLEASANT MUSIC STOPS) -(GASPS) Shit. 496 00:23:02,650 --> 00:23:03,684 -Hello. -(LAURA SIGHS) 497 00:23:03,718 --> 00:23:05,418 Don't sneak up on me like that. 498 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:06,486 Come on, you're fine. 499 00:23:08,189 --> 00:23:08,890 You going somewhere? 500 00:23:09,991 --> 00:23:11,626 No. 501 00:23:11,659 --> 00:23:13,661 -MONSTER: Hmm. -(OBJECT CLATTERING) 502 00:23:14,562 --> 00:23:15,663 What are you reading? 503 00:23:17,965 --> 00:23:19,600 A script. 504 00:23:19,634 --> 00:23:22,469 Cool, who... who wrote it? 505 00:23:22,503 --> 00:23:25,273 This guy... friend... I know. 506 00:23:26,674 --> 00:23:30,211 Oh, a guy named Jacob Sullivan. 507 00:23:30,244 --> 00:23:31,612 (CLICKS TONGUE) Very interesting. 508 00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:35,883 Actually, yes, it is interesting 509 00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:39,820 because I am contemplating, 510 00:23:39,854 --> 00:23:44,225 maybe, showing up to the auditions today. 511 00:23:44,258 --> 00:23:46,360 -MONSTER: Oh! -Maybe. 512 00:23:46,394 --> 00:23:48,396 Is this the show you were telling me about? 513 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:49,864 The one you developed with him? 514 00:23:49,897 --> 00:23:51,232 Yes. No! 515 00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:53,000 I did not develop it with him. 516 00:23:53,034 --> 00:23:56,070 I was just very helpful in the development process. 517 00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:58,806 Yeah, those two sentences mean the exact same thing. 518 00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:01,642 It'd probably be weird for me to just show up, right? 519 00:24:01,676 --> 00:24:03,878 I mean, what would I say to him? 520 00:24:03,911 --> 00:24:06,647 Like, "Oh, give me the role because you feel bad for me?" 521 00:24:07,782 --> 00:24:08,916 You could. 522 00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:10,818 Or I could threaten to eat him if that would help. 523 00:24:10,851 --> 00:24:12,253 I mean, I could eat him. It would literally take me, 524 00:24:12,286 --> 00:24:13,354 -like, two seconds. -(LAURA MUMBLES) 525 00:24:13,387 --> 00:24:14,588 He broke up with me. 526 00:24:14,622 --> 00:24:15,690 I mean, why would he... why would he want me 527 00:24:15,723 --> 00:24:17,490 in the show if he broke up with me. 528 00:24:17,525 --> 00:24:19,492 Uh, because you're good. 529 00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:21,562 Because it's your fucking part. 530 00:24:21,595 --> 00:24:23,864 (SIGHS) I don't even have an appointment. 531 00:24:23,898 --> 00:24:25,700 -They're not gonna let me in. -Okay. 532 00:24:25,733 --> 00:24:26,834 And I can't do a musical right now. 533 00:24:26,867 --> 00:24:28,336 Look at me. 534 00:24:28,369 --> 00:24:29,337 I just had surgery. 535 00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:32,206 -So?-So? 536 00:24:32,239 --> 00:24:34,075 -Look at me! -I'm looking at you. 537 00:24:34,108 --> 00:24:35,676 -Look! -Uh, from this angle 538 00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:37,678 I can see your back and your face simultaneously. 539 00:24:37,712 --> 00:24:39,413 That's how much I'm looking at you. 540 00:24:39,447 --> 00:24:40,548 -I'm a mess! -No, you're not. 541 00:24:40,581 --> 00:24:42,583 -I'm a disaster. -Ugh! 542 00:24:44,385 --> 00:24:46,287 (SIGHS) Okay. Don't go. 543 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,555 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 544 00:24:47,588 --> 00:24:50,091 Hi, I am here for the audition. 545 00:24:50,124 --> 00:24:51,359 Yes, so is everyone. 546 00:24:51,993 --> 00:24:52,994 Right. (SIGHS) 547 00:24:53,627 --> 00:24:55,763 Bye, diva. What part are you reading for? 548 00:24:55,796 --> 00:24:57,865 -Uh, Laurie Francis. -SCOTTY: Okay. 549 00:24:57,898 --> 00:25:00,568 Uh, I actually don't have an appointment. 550 00:25:00,601 --> 00:25:02,703 (LIVELY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 551 00:25:02,737 --> 00:25:04,638 (GRUNTS) Um, you cannot audition 552 00:25:04,672 --> 00:25:05,606 -without an appointment. -I... I know. 553 00:25:05,639 --> 00:25:07,742 I... I just thought maybe you could. 554 00:25:07,775 --> 00:25:08,743 (CLICKS TONGUE) I know, I'm sorry you thought that, 555 00:25:08,776 --> 00:25:10,611 but I can't help you. I'm so sorry. 556 00:25:11,946 --> 00:25:12,980 Okay. 557 00:25:14,582 --> 00:25:15,916 Okay, thank you. 558 00:25:15,950 --> 00:25:16,784 Wait. 559 00:25:17,852 --> 00:25:19,453 Why do you look so familiar to me? 560 00:25:20,654 --> 00:25:23,391 Well, I... I actually played Laurie 561 00:25:23,424 --> 00:25:25,092 in a few of the workshops 562 00:25:25,126 --> 00:25:27,428 -in the out-of-town tryouts. -Oh, my God, right, yes. 563 00:25:27,461 --> 00:25:28,262 Yes. Oh, my God. I remember now. 564 00:25:28,295 --> 00:25:30,631 You were so good. 565 00:25:30,664 --> 00:25:31,499 -Why didn't they... -Thank you. 566 00:25:31,532 --> 00:25:33,067 ...just offer it to you. 567 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,769 Aren't you and Jacob, like, dating? 568 00:25:34,802 --> 00:25:38,507 Oh, well, that... It was, um... 569 00:25:38,539 --> 00:25:40,141 -SCOTTY: Ooh! -Actually, we're... 570 00:25:40,174 --> 00:25:42,343 -It's a little bit... -You guys broke up. Got it. 571 00:25:42,376 --> 00:25:43,778 Say no more, okay. 572 00:25:43,811 --> 00:25:45,579 Um, here's what we're gonna do. 573 00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:46,580 We're gonna squeeze you in. 574 00:25:46,614 --> 00:25:48,282 Don't tell anyone. 575 00:25:48,315 --> 00:25:50,117 Just, um, take a seat 576 00:25:50,151 --> 00:25:52,253 and we'll call your name in a little bit, okay? 577 00:25:52,286 --> 00:25:53,487 Thank you so much. 578 00:25:53,522 --> 00:25:55,524 -That's so nice. -This business is hell. 579 00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:56,657 -(CHUCKLES) -(LAURA SIGHS) 580 00:25:57,691 --> 00:25:58,759 Oh, my! 581 00:25:58,793 --> 00:26:00,127 That's Jackie Dennon. 582 00:26:00,161 --> 00:26:01,695 -I love her. (CHUCKLES) -(WOMEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 583 00:26:03,697 --> 00:26:06,033 Oh, my God! She's like... (SHRIEKS) 584 00:26:06,067 --> 00:26:07,468 Oh, my God. (SHRIEKS) 585 00:26:07,501 --> 00:26:09,203 Oh, my God. 586 00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:10,771 Jackie, hey. 587 00:26:10,805 --> 00:26:13,607 ELLYN: Oh, Scotty. You can cross Sarah Mann 588 00:26:13,641 --> 00:26:15,544 and Ari Grace off the list. 589 00:26:18,846 --> 00:26:22,517 Oh, is that a Ms. Jackie Dennon I see? 590 00:26:22,551 --> 00:26:24,685 (ELLYN AND JACKIE SHRIEKING) 591 00:26:24,718 --> 00:26:26,821 -(ELLYN LAUGHING) -JACKIE: Hi! Mmm. 592 00:26:26,854 --> 00:26:28,189 ELLYN: Oh, my goodness! I keep forgetting 593 00:26:28,222 --> 00:26:30,057 -how gorgeous you are. -Wait, look at you. 594 00:26:30,091 --> 00:26:31,560 -Oh, thank you. -What are you doing? 595 00:26:31,592 --> 00:26:32,660 Can I have the number of the doctor? 596 00:26:32,693 --> 00:26:34,128 -Oh, stop! -(SCOTTY LAUGHING) 597 00:26:34,161 --> 00:26:36,030 -(JACKIE MUMBLES) -I'm so glad you're here. 598 00:26:36,063 --> 00:26:38,065 -JACKIE: Yeah, yeah. -Scotty, who do I have next? 599 00:26:38,099 --> 00:26:40,535 Uh... Uh, you have, uh, Laura Franco. 600 00:26:41,503 --> 00:26:43,370 Okay, Laura, follow me. 601 00:26:43,404 --> 00:26:44,305 This one won't take long. 602 00:26:44,338 --> 00:26:45,372 Okay, yeah. No rush. 603 00:26:45,406 --> 00:26:46,607 -Bye.-Bye. 604 00:26:47,509 --> 00:26:48,909 Uh, come on, Lisa. 605 00:26:48,943 --> 00:26:50,579 MAN: (LAUGHING) Are you kidding me? 606 00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:51,679 I think about that all the time. 607 00:26:51,712 --> 00:26:54,615 ELLYN: We have Laura Franco stepping in. 608 00:27:00,087 --> 00:27:01,155 Oh, shit. 609 00:27:03,390 --> 00:27:04,725 -Hi. -JACOB: Laura. 610 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,896 Wh... What are you doing here? 611 00:27:08,929 --> 00:27:10,798 Oh, I was... I was in the neighborhood. 612 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,667 I thought I'd pop in. 613 00:27:14,201 --> 00:27:15,336 What a surprise. 614 00:27:15,369 --> 00:27:19,273 I'm... happy... to see you. 615 00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:20,441 Uh, you two know each other? 616 00:27:20,474 --> 00:27:21,442 -Yeah. -JACOB: No. 617 00:27:21,909 --> 00:27:22,710 Yes. 618 00:27:22,743 --> 00:27:23,844 -ELLYN: Oh. -I'm kidding. 619 00:27:23,878 --> 00:27:26,180 -(ALL LAUGHING) -That's funny. 620 00:27:26,213 --> 00:27:27,381 Yes. Okay. Great. 621 00:27:27,414 --> 00:27:28,617 -Yeah. -ELLYN: Um, okay. 622 00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:29,717 -Okay. -Well, we have, 623 00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:31,586 uh, Jacob Sullivan, 624 00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:33,420 our celebrated director and writer here, 625 00:27:33,454 --> 00:27:35,856 who you apparently already know. 626 00:27:35,890 --> 00:27:37,925 And a few members of our creative team. 627 00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:39,360 Okay? 628 00:27:39,393 --> 00:27:40,728 Nice to see you... Meet you. 629 00:27:40,761 --> 00:27:41,795 Yeah. Okay. Whenever you're ready. 630 00:27:41,829 --> 00:27:43,197 -LAURA: Okay. -Thanks. 631 00:27:43,230 --> 00:27:44,533 (EXHALES) 632 00:27:46,601 --> 00:27:48,637 (PLAYING PIANO) 633 00:27:49,604 --> 00:27:51,205 (CUE PLAYS, PIANO STOPS) 634 00:27:51,238 --> 00:27:53,207 Oh, that's, uh, that's it? Just two bars? 635 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,075 Okay. Got it. Sorry. 636 00:27:55,109 --> 00:27:55,976 Let's do it, yeah. 637 00:27:57,178 --> 00:27:58,279 (LAURA EXHALES) 638 00:27:58,312 --> 00:28:00,381 (PIANO PLAYING) 639 00:28:00,414 --> 00:28:01,650 (PAPER BAG RUSTLING) 640 00:28:02,683 --> 00:28:03,851 (VOICE CRACKS) ♪ Hi ♪ 641 00:28:03,884 --> 00:28:05,986 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 642 00:28:07,054 --> 00:28:08,956 ♪ You put up your feet ♪ 643 00:28:10,257 --> 00:28:11,660 ♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪ 644 00:28:12,893 --> 00:28:14,295 ♪ True, maybe that... ♪ 645 00:28:15,262 --> 00:28:16,931 Sorry, um... 646 00:28:16,964 --> 00:28:18,999 Uh, can I... I can do better than that. 647 00:28:19,033 --> 00:28:20,669 -(SOFTLY) That looks good. -LAURA: Can I... 648 00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:22,002 -take it one more time? -Mmm, yeah. 649 00:28:22,036 --> 00:28:23,871 (INHALES) ♪ Hi ♪ 650 00:28:23,904 --> 00:28:26,974 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 651 00:28:27,007 --> 00:28:29,710 ♪ You put up your feet ♪ 652 00:28:29,743 --> 00:28:32,746 ♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪ 653 00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:35,650 ♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪ 654 00:28:35,684 --> 00:28:36,750 ♪ The right way ♪ 655 00:28:36,784 --> 00:28:38,986 ♪ But please spend the night ♪ 656 00:28:39,019 --> 00:28:42,256 ♪ Maybe we could find out ♪ 657 00:28:42,289 --> 00:28:43,658 (ELLYN SIGHS) 658 00:28:43,692 --> 00:28:45,527 ♪ And allay any doubt ♪ 659 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,027 ♪ This is it ♪ 660 00:28:47,061 --> 00:28:48,395 (COUGHS) 661 00:28:48,429 --> 00:28:50,464 ♪ Enchanté ♪ 662 00:28:50,497 --> 00:28:53,033 Sorry. Okay. One more time. 663 00:28:53,067 --> 00:28:55,704 I promise. Maestro, from the top. 664 00:28:56,571 --> 00:28:58,707 -(EXHALES) -(PIANO PLAYING) 665 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:01,610 I don't know what happened. 666 00:29:01,643 --> 00:29:04,044 I... I... I completely blacked out. 667 00:29:04,078 --> 00:29:06,880 My voice closed up and I was... I was doing 668 00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:09,049 this, like, weird thing with my hand. 669 00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:11,352 And... And... Oh, my God! 670 00:29:11,385 --> 00:29:13,521 Ugh! I probably looked like I had no idea 671 00:29:13,555 --> 00:29:15,724 -what I was doing. -MONSTER: Oh, give me a break. 672 00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:17,124 -You know what you're doing. -No. 673 00:29:17,157 --> 00:29:19,360 Clearly, I don't. 'Cause I just... 674 00:29:19,393 --> 00:29:21,228 I just messed it all up. 675 00:29:21,262 --> 00:29:23,764 I can't believe it. I failed. 676 00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:27,134 I failed. And now... 677 00:29:28,402 --> 00:29:29,571 And now my life is over. 678 00:29:30,705 --> 00:29:31,939 It's... It's done. 679 00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:35,644 But, whatever. 680 00:29:37,411 --> 00:29:39,813 'Cause I'm probably not really that talented anyway. 681 00:29:41,516 --> 00:29:43,384 Hey, you know who's super talented? 682 00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:45,620 Like a really good actor? 683 00:29:46,420 --> 00:29:47,421 (LAURA SIGHS) 684 00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:48,523 Who? 685 00:29:48,556 --> 00:29:49,990 Me! 686 00:29:51,358 --> 00:29:53,193 -(CHUCKLES) -LAURA: You're not an actor. 687 00:29:53,227 --> 00:29:54,828 -Yes, I am. -No, you're not. 688 00:29:54,862 --> 00:29:57,064 Yeah, I'll prove it to ya. I'll... I'll do a sonnet. 689 00:29:57,097 --> 00:29:58,499 -What? -Oh, no, no, no. 690 00:29:58,533 --> 00:30:00,100 I wanna. Uh, I wanna do something more modern, 691 00:30:00,134 --> 00:30:03,203 like some, uh, Eugene O'Neill, or Sam Shepard. 692 00:30:03,237 --> 00:30:05,172 -Uh, I'm not in the mood. -You're not in the mood 693 00:30:05,205 --> 00:30:07,509 for one of the great American playwrights? Okay. 694 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:09,376 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 695 00:30:09,410 --> 00:30:10,612 I can sing, too. 696 00:30:10,645 --> 00:30:12,514 -No, you can't. -Yes, I can. 697 00:30:12,547 --> 00:30:14,181 -No, you can't. -Five, six, seven... 698 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:17,786 (GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING) 699 00:30:20,454 --> 00:30:22,923 ♪♪ 700 00:30:23,591 --> 00:30:26,960 ♪ ♪ 701 00:30:30,699 --> 00:30:32,499 ♪♪ 702 00:30:33,802 --> 00:30:35,302 -(GLASS CRACKLING) -Good? 703 00:30:36,504 --> 00:30:37,505 Not terrible. 704 00:30:41,141 --> 00:30:42,309 Okay, here we go. 705 00:30:42,343 --> 00:30:43,745 How about Comedy of Errors? 706 00:30:43,778 --> 00:30:45,479 No, I don't do Shakespeare. 707 00:30:45,513 --> 00:30:47,816 What? Willy's the best. 708 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:50,585 -Willy? -That's what I call him. 709 00:30:50,618 --> 00:30:54,188 Look, I... I'm just not that kind of actor. 710 00:30:54,221 --> 00:30:56,624 I mean, I love the plays. I studied them, 711 00:30:56,658 --> 00:30:58,058 but I just... I'm... 712 00:30:58,092 --> 00:31:01,161 I'm not classically trained or whatever. 713 00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:03,263 Well, you don't need to be classically trained 714 00:31:03,297 --> 00:31:05,065 to do this. 715 00:31:05,099 --> 00:31:06,467 There's no subtext in these plays. 716 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,102 It's all just right there on the page. 717 00:31:08,135 --> 00:31:09,671 -Mmm-hmm. -You don't have to think. 718 00:31:09,704 --> 00:31:11,071 You just... 719 00:31:11,105 --> 00:31:12,640 feel your way through the words. 720 00:31:12,674 --> 00:31:14,274 LAURA: Really? 721 00:31:14,308 --> 00:31:16,143 Okay, Laurence Olivier. 722 00:31:16,176 --> 00:31:17,812 Show me how it's done. 723 00:31:17,846 --> 00:31:19,848 I will. Thank you for the floor. 724 00:31:20,548 --> 00:31:22,116 Oh, I know which one you should do. 725 00:31:22,149 --> 00:31:23,518 MONSTER: All right. (CLEARS THROAT) Whoo! 726 00:31:25,854 --> 00:31:26,855 Here. 727 00:31:27,622 --> 00:31:29,156 Okay, sure. Uh, give me some, 728 00:31:29,189 --> 00:31:30,958 uh, give me some context for that. 729 00:31:30,991 --> 00:31:33,160 Okay, SparkNotes. (CLICKS TONGUE) 730 00:31:34,829 --> 00:31:35,764 Uh... 731 00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:41,603 This is basically this guy 732 00:31:41,636 --> 00:31:44,438 telling this girl that he loves her, 733 00:31:44,471 --> 00:31:47,374 but it's confusing. 734 00:31:47,408 --> 00:31:49,376 There's too much stuff in the way. 735 00:31:49,410 --> 00:31:52,479 That's correct. That was a test and you passed. 736 00:31:52,514 --> 00:31:54,381 (SIGHS) Okay. 737 00:31:55,215 --> 00:31:57,184 (MUMBLING) 738 00:31:59,554 --> 00:32:01,955 -Yeah, great. -Well, don't you need 739 00:32:01,989 --> 00:32:04,291 -to look at it? -"Sweet mistress, 740 00:32:04,324 --> 00:32:06,528 "what your name is else, I know not, 741 00:32:06,561 --> 00:32:07,961 "nor by what wonder 742 00:32:07,995 --> 00:32:09,463 -"you do hit of mine." -(CHUCKLES) Why are you 743 00:32:09,496 --> 00:32:11,733 -talking like that? -Why are you laughing at me? 744 00:32:11,766 --> 00:32:13,635 -I'm projecting. -Okay. 745 00:32:13,668 --> 00:32:15,969 You don't need to do that. It's just you and me, 746 00:32:16,003 --> 00:32:18,506 speak like a regular person. 747 00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:20,073 -Oh, you know what I mean. -(CHUCKLES) Wow! 748 00:32:20,107 --> 00:32:21,375 You know what I mean. 749 00:32:21,408 --> 00:32:22,544 Okay, okay. Great, fine. 750 00:32:22,577 --> 00:32:24,478 Back to one. All right. Ooh! I'm nervous. 751 00:32:24,512 --> 00:32:26,548 (CHUCKLES) Okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 752 00:32:29,851 --> 00:32:31,653 "Sweet mistress, 753 00:32:31,686 --> 00:32:34,188 "what your name is else, I know not, 754 00:32:34,221 --> 00:32:37,525 "Nor by what wonder you do hit of mine, 755 00:32:37,559 --> 00:32:39,527 "Less in your knowledge and your grace you show not, 756 00:32:39,561 --> 00:32:41,094 "Than our earth's wonder; 757 00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:46,433 "more than earth divine. 758 00:32:46,467 --> 00:32:50,905 "Teach me, dear creature, how to think and speak: 759 00:32:52,072 --> 00:32:55,008 "Lay open to my earthly-gross conceit; 760 00:32:55,042 --> 00:32:59,514 "Smother'd in errors, feeble, shallow, weak, 761 00:32:59,547 --> 00:33:02,717 "The folded meaning of your words' deceit." 762 00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:04,953 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 763 00:33:14,796 --> 00:33:19,333 "Are you a god? would you create me new? 764 00:33:21,335 --> 00:33:23,805 "Transform me then, and to your power I'll yield. 765 00:33:25,807 --> 00:33:32,714 "Sing, siren, for thyself and I will dote: 766 00:33:34,616 --> 00:33:37,652 "Spread o'er the silver waves thy golden hairs, 767 00:33:39,319 --> 00:33:42,790 "And as a bed I'll take thee and there lie; 768 00:33:45,425 --> 00:33:47,795 "And, in that glorious supposition think 769 00:33:47,829 --> 00:33:51,666 "He gains by death that hath such means to die: 770 00:33:53,935 --> 00:33:58,472 "Let Love, being light, 771 00:34:00,542 --> 00:34:02,577 "be drowned if she sink!" 772 00:34:09,551 --> 00:34:10,652 (READING GLASSES THUD) 773 00:34:12,987 --> 00:34:13,922 That was good. 774 00:34:14,889 --> 00:34:15,857 Thanks. 775 00:34:20,962 --> 00:34:22,462 Ah. (GRUNTS) 776 00:34:22,496 --> 00:34:24,431 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 777 00:34:26,366 --> 00:34:27,602 Shit, it's Jacob. 778 00:34:27,635 --> 00:34:28,670 Tell him to go fuck himself, we're acting. 779 00:34:28,703 --> 00:34:30,170 What? No. I should. 780 00:34:30,203 --> 00:34:31,438 Well, tell him he's a limp dick, 781 00:34:31,471 --> 00:34:32,974 -fuck face. -Monster. 782 00:34:33,007 --> 00:34:34,642 -I should take this. -Come on. No, no, no. 783 00:34:34,676 --> 00:34:36,276 Tell him his play is problematic 784 00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:38,345 and riddled with clichés. Hey! 785 00:34:39,681 --> 00:34:41,481 -Jacob? Hi! -JACOB: (OVER PHONE) Hi. 786 00:34:41,516 --> 00:34:43,785 -Hi! Oh, shit. -JACOB: Busy? 787 00:34:43,818 --> 00:34:45,720 -Hi! (CHUCKLES) -JACOB: Hi. 788 00:34:45,753 --> 00:34:47,220 -Hi. (LAUGHS) -JACOB: I... 789 00:34:47,254 --> 00:34:51,458 I wanted to call to check in about today. 790 00:34:51,491 --> 00:34:54,028 -That's... That's nice of you. -JACOB: But, um... 791 00:34:54,062 --> 00:34:56,030 (CLICKS TONGUE) I'm just gonna come out and say it. 792 00:34:56,064 --> 00:34:58,365 I know you really wanted to play Laurie Francis 793 00:34:58,398 --> 00:35:01,035 I really wanted you to play her too. 794 00:35:01,069 --> 00:35:04,137 -I mean, I wrote it... -I didn't get it, did I? 795 00:35:05,573 --> 00:35:06,473 I'm sorry. 796 00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:08,876 LAURA: Don't be. 797 00:35:11,546 --> 00:35:13,180 Um... 798 00:35:13,213 --> 00:35:16,149 So, um, so, who got the role? 799 00:35:16,183 --> 00:35:17,518 JACOB: Do you know who... 800 00:35:17,552 --> 00:35:19,554 Jackie Dennon... 801 00:35:20,855 --> 00:35:23,024 -is? -Yeah. 802 00:35:23,057 --> 00:35:24,324 Yeah, I know who she is. 803 00:35:24,358 --> 00:35:26,628 She's... She's good. 804 00:35:26,661 --> 00:35:28,663 JACOB: Yeah, she is. 805 00:35:28,696 --> 00:35:31,398 Uh, and she didn't audition, 806 00:35:31,431 --> 00:35:34,602 but Mazie's making a name for herself these days. 807 00:35:34,636 --> 00:35:38,006 So, I... Uh, we, the team offered her, 808 00:35:38,039 --> 00:35:39,473 uh, one of the supporting roles. 809 00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:40,975 Oh. 810 00:35:42,142 --> 00:35:43,578 Well, uh... 811 00:35:44,946 --> 00:35:47,081 I was thinking, 812 00:35:47,115 --> 00:35:50,718 uh, you know, you could understudy Jackie, 813 00:35:50,752 --> 00:35:53,320 since you know the role so well. 814 00:35:54,656 --> 00:35:56,090 -Oh. -I should add that 815 00:35:56,124 --> 00:35:58,458 the understudy would also be a part of the ensemble. 816 00:35:58,492 --> 00:35:59,560 Um... 817 00:35:59,594 --> 00:36:00,460 I know that's probably not 818 00:36:00,494 --> 00:36:01,729 something you're interested in. 819 00:36:01,763 --> 00:36:02,597 -But... -I'll do it. 820 00:36:03,731 --> 00:36:04,599 Yep. 821 00:36:06,567 --> 00:36:10,470 I'm... I'm so happy to hear that. 822 00:36:11,572 --> 00:36:12,507 Uh... 823 00:36:17,011 --> 00:36:18,112 I actually have to go. 824 00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:20,081 -Have a good one. -Yeah. 825 00:36:20,114 --> 00:36:21,248 -JACOB: I'll see you soon. -(HESITATES) 826 00:36:21,281 --> 00:36:23,051 -Yeah, see you soon. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 827 00:36:23,084 --> 00:36:24,886 -Bye, bye. -(LINE DISCONNECTS) 828 00:36:29,590 --> 00:36:32,093 MONSTER: "To bait fish withal: 829 00:36:32,126 --> 00:36:37,497 "if it will feed nothing else it will feed my revenge." 830 00:36:39,033 --> 00:36:40,068 (CELL PHONE CLATTERS ON COUNTER) 831 00:36:42,837 --> 00:36:44,172 (LAURA EXHALES) 832 00:36:45,139 --> 00:36:46,074 Hello? 833 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:50,243 Mmm. What are you doing? 834 00:36:51,445 --> 00:36:52,513 Nothing. 835 00:36:55,149 --> 00:36:56,617 That pie is old. 836 00:36:56,651 --> 00:36:58,052 Still tastes pretty good to me. 837 00:36:59,319 --> 00:37:00,320 How'd the call go? 838 00:37:01,756 --> 00:37:03,457 What did old dumb-dumb have to say? 839 00:37:03,490 --> 00:37:04,659 -(FORK CLATTERS ON COUNTER) -(MONSTER SNIFFS) 840 00:37:06,728 --> 00:37:08,629 He gave the part to Jackie Dennon. 841 00:37:08,663 --> 00:37:10,031 Oh, fuck. She's good. 842 00:37:10,064 --> 00:37:12,600 -Just doesn't make any sense. -I watched that show. 843 00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:14,602 Did you see the finale last year? 844 00:37:15,169 --> 00:37:16,571 When she... 845 00:37:17,705 --> 00:37:19,207 I get emotional just thinking about it. 846 00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:20,440 He hates famous people. 847 00:37:20,474 --> 00:37:22,275 Yeah, she's also very talented. 848 00:37:22,309 --> 00:37:23,845 LAURA: Oh, my God! 849 00:37:23,878 --> 00:37:25,012 -Oh! -MONSTER: Are you okay? 850 00:37:25,046 --> 00:37:26,446 I just... I feel... 851 00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:29,684 Uh, I feel... I... (SIGHS) 852 00:37:31,753 --> 00:37:32,854 -MONSTER: What... you feel... -Uh. 853 00:37:32,887 --> 00:37:34,354 I don't... I... I don't know. 854 00:37:34,387 --> 00:37:35,590 This doesn't feel good. 855 00:37:35,623 --> 00:37:36,557 Yeah, you look a little sweaty, too. 856 00:37:36,591 --> 00:37:37,859 -Are you gonna throw up? -Ah, yeah. 857 00:37:37,892 --> 00:37:39,627 -MONSTER: Yeah. -Yeah, I really feel that. 858 00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:42,096 -MONSTER: Okay. -So stupid. 859 00:37:43,831 --> 00:37:45,166 -What are you doing? -(MONSTER INHALES) 860 00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:46,734 -LAURA: No, no, no! -(SHATTERING) 861 00:37:46,768 --> 00:37:49,137 -Those are my mother's. -Even better. 862 00:37:49,170 --> 00:37:51,038 Monster, don't! 863 00:37:51,072 --> 00:37:52,540 (SHATTERING) 864 00:37:52,573 --> 00:37:54,142 (MONSTER LAUGHS) 865 00:37:54,175 --> 00:37:56,244 -What is wrong with you? -Your turn. 866 00:37:56,944 --> 00:37:58,445 Laura, try one. 867 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,216 Trust me. You'll feel better. 868 00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:03,718 Stop holding it in. 869 00:38:04,786 --> 00:38:05,720 Do it. 870 00:38:07,354 --> 00:38:08,723 Come on! Come on! 871 00:38:09,957 --> 00:38:13,227 Yeah! How'd that feel? 872 00:38:13,261 --> 00:38:14,829 -Actually felt good. -Feels pretty good, huh? 873 00:38:14,862 --> 00:38:16,230 -LAURA: Yeah. -Here do another one. 874 00:38:16,264 --> 00:38:17,832 Give me another one. Okay. 875 00:38:19,033 --> 00:38:20,735 MONSTER: Oh, yeah! 876 00:38:21,569 --> 00:38:24,272 -(BOTH LAUGHING) -Oh, my God! 877 00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:25,573 MONSTER: Look at you being bad. 878 00:38:25,606 --> 00:38:26,741 (GROWLS) 879 00:38:26,774 --> 00:38:29,010 -You're in trouble. -Whoa! Shit. 880 00:38:29,043 --> 00:38:30,278 Oh, it's on now. 881 00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:32,713 -(MONSTER GRUNTS) -(LAURA YELLS, LAUGHS) 882 00:38:32,747 --> 00:38:34,749 No, no, no. This is my side. 883 00:38:34,782 --> 00:38:35,750 Take the other side. 884 00:38:36,284 --> 00:38:37,350 (GASPS) 885 00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:41,122 (MONSTER YELLING INDISTINCTLY) 886 00:38:41,155 --> 00:38:42,890 (BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 887 00:38:42,924 --> 00:38:44,759 -(LAURA LAUGHING) -(MONSTER GRUNTING) 888 00:38:46,661 --> 00:38:48,763 -(BOTH SIGHING) -You're a mess. 889 00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:50,765 You're a mess. 890 00:38:53,634 --> 00:38:55,536 Two weeks have gone by fast. 891 00:38:57,470 --> 00:38:59,640 Really? Been two weeks? 892 00:39:00,842 --> 00:39:01,776 Yep. 893 00:39:03,611 --> 00:39:07,215 I guess, uh, that's my time. 894 00:39:08,916 --> 00:39:11,786 I should... get out. 895 00:39:12,787 --> 00:39:14,622 -Pack my shit. -Yeah, yeah. 896 00:39:14,655 --> 00:39:15,923 -I remember it all. -Hit the pavement. 897 00:39:15,957 --> 00:39:16,991 I remember those things that I said. 898 00:39:18,092 --> 00:39:19,392 Thank you for reminding me. 899 00:39:19,426 --> 00:39:21,529 Uh-huh. So... 900 00:39:23,496 --> 00:39:25,465 -I better get on that. -Yep. 901 00:39:28,368 --> 00:39:30,338 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 902 00:39:31,205 --> 00:39:31,906 Stay. 903 00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:38,579 I mean, only, only if you want to. 904 00:39:43,150 --> 00:39:44,352 Okay. 905 00:39:52,226 --> 00:39:53,027 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 906 00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:54,562 (MAN GRUNTING) 907 00:39:56,998 --> 00:39:57,832 (WOMAN COUGHS) 908 00:40:09,476 --> 00:40:11,012 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 909 00:40:11,045 --> 00:40:13,480 I'm sorry. I just... Is anybody sitting here? 910 00:40:13,514 --> 00:40:14,715 Yeah. No! No! 911 00:40:14,749 --> 00:40:15,983 -I mean, no! Uh... -Yes? 912 00:40:16,017 --> 00:40:18,552 -That's you. You are. -Oh, okay. Great. 913 00:40:18,586 --> 00:40:19,787 That's who's sitting there. 914 00:40:20,855 --> 00:40:22,156 -Hi, I'm Jackie. -I'm Laurie. 915 00:40:22,189 --> 00:40:23,190 -Oh! -Oh, sorry. 916 00:40:23,224 --> 00:40:25,960 -(BOTH CHUCKLING) -Uh, I'm... I'm Laura. 917 00:40:25,993 --> 00:40:27,028 -Not Laurie. You're Laurie. -JACKIE: Nice to meet you. 918 00:40:27,061 --> 00:40:28,562 -It's so nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 919 00:40:28,596 --> 00:40:29,697 I know who you are. 920 00:40:29,730 --> 00:40:30,865 (SIGHS) Can I ask you a question? 921 00:40:30,898 --> 00:40:33,301 -Uh, yeah. -Does my hair look insane? 922 00:40:33,334 --> 00:40:34,802 It's like so windy outside. 923 00:40:35,002 --> 00:40:36,904 Um, yeah. 924 00:40:36,938 --> 00:40:38,539 -JACKIE: It does? -It looks insane. 925 00:40:38,572 --> 00:40:40,241 -Oh, no. It does? -Insanely good. 926 00:40:40,608 --> 00:40:42,076 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 927 00:40:42,109 --> 00:40:43,476 -(LAURA CHUCKLES) -JACKIE: That's funny. 928 00:40:43,511 --> 00:40:44,912 You look flawless. 929 00:40:44,946 --> 00:40:45,880 -(CLEARS THROAT) -MAZIE: Shabbat Shalom, 930 00:40:45,913 --> 00:40:46,747 fuckers! 931 00:40:46,781 --> 00:40:48,649 -LAURA: Hey. -Hi. 932 00:40:48,683 --> 00:40:50,450 -I texted you. -Sorry. 933 00:40:51,552 --> 00:40:53,754 Look, it's famed director Jacob Sullivan. 934 00:40:54,088 --> 00:40:55,756 Gonna behave yourself today, Mazie? 935 00:40:56,023 --> 00:40:56,724 MAZIE: Are you? 936 00:40:58,626 --> 00:40:59,827 Hi, Laura. 937 00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:02,263 -Hey. -JACKIE: Hi. (CHUCKLES) 938 00:41:02,296 --> 00:41:03,731 DON: Don McBride. 939 00:41:03,764 --> 00:41:05,566 Stage Manager. I'll be managing... 940 00:41:05,599 --> 00:41:06,901 You know what I'm managing. 941 00:41:06,934 --> 00:41:08,903 -Reading starts in five... -(JACOB CLEARS THROAT) 942 00:41:08,936 --> 00:41:10,571 Five, five! 943 00:41:13,307 --> 00:41:15,409 "We cannot all succeed, 944 00:41:17,445 --> 00:41:19,413 "when half of us are held back." 945 00:41:22,283 --> 00:41:23,584 Malala Yousafzai. 946 00:41:25,653 --> 00:41:27,254 Thought I'd start with a quote. 947 00:41:27,288 --> 00:41:28,222 (PEN THUDS ON SCRIPT) 948 00:41:28,255 --> 00:41:32,360 Hello and welcome to the 949 00:41:32,393 --> 00:41:34,395 first rehearsal of House of Good Women. 950 00:41:34,428 --> 00:41:36,364 (ALL APPLAUDING) 951 00:41:39,433 --> 00:41:45,373 This piece, as stated in the title is, um, 952 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,277 a love letter to women. 953 00:41:50,311 --> 00:41:51,812 It's an acknowledgement. 954 00:41:51,846 --> 00:41:56,083 An acknowledgement of the terrible burden 955 00:41:56,117 --> 00:41:57,985 that society places on women. 956 00:41:58,486 --> 00:41:59,487 And a... 957 00:42:00,354 --> 00:42:03,691 tribute to the strength, 958 00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:06,627 and the courage 959 00:42:07,995 --> 00:42:13,801 that women use to overcome that oppression. 960 00:42:13,834 --> 00:42:16,604 But, uh, before we get started on the read-through, 961 00:42:16,637 --> 00:42:20,007 I want to introduce our leading lady. 962 00:42:20,041 --> 00:42:26,814 The incandescent, the brilliant Jackie Dennon, 963 00:42:26,847 --> 00:42:28,849 -as Laurie Francis. -(ALL APPLAUDING) 964 00:42:28,883 --> 00:42:31,152 Thank you, Jackie, for being here. 965 00:42:31,185 --> 00:42:32,920 (CAST CHEERING) 966 00:42:52,606 --> 00:42:53,774 -All right. -(DOCTOR LOVE PLAYING) 967 00:42:53,808 --> 00:42:55,176 ♪♪ 968 00:42:55,209 --> 00:42:56,577 (INAUDIBLE) 969 00:42:56,610 --> 00:42:59,013 ♪ Any kind of lovesick blues ♪ 970 00:43:00,581 --> 00:43:03,518 ♪ Don't see just any doctor ♪ 971 00:43:03,552 --> 00:43:05,252 ♪ Here is the one to choose ♪ 972 00:43:06,253 --> 00:43:07,421 ♪♪ 973 00:43:08,622 --> 00:43:09,657 ♪ I can give you... ♪ 974 00:43:09,690 --> 00:43:11,959 You haven't followed our rules, Laurie. 975 00:43:11,992 --> 00:43:13,562 I know, Headmaster. 976 00:43:13,594 --> 00:43:15,296 WILL: There are certain... 977 00:43:15,329 --> 00:43:17,131 ways to behave. 978 00:43:17,164 --> 00:43:19,033 ♪♪ 979 00:43:21,735 --> 00:43:23,471 ♪ That you can think of ♪ 980 00:43:24,573 --> 00:43:26,307 ♪ I'm Doctor Love ♪ 981 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:27,041 ♪ He's Doctor Love ♪ 982 00:43:28,876 --> 00:43:30,878 JACOB: Wonderful. Thank you all so much. 983 00:43:30,911 --> 00:43:33,347 Don't forget to send your, uh, conflict dates 984 00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:35,316 to Don. 985 00:43:35,349 --> 00:43:37,051 Oh, and more importantly, 986 00:43:37,084 --> 00:43:38,853 the theater is having a Halloween party here 987 00:43:38,886 --> 00:43:41,755 on Saturday, and we're all invited. 988 00:43:41,789 --> 00:43:44,358 ACTOR 1: Oh, yay! WILL: Ooh, fun. Cast bonding. 989 00:43:44,391 --> 00:43:46,528 Hey, uh, I'll meet you outside. 990 00:43:46,561 --> 00:43:48,863 I can bring, like, 10, 20 people. 991 00:43:48,896 --> 00:43:50,532 What? 992 00:43:50,565 --> 00:43:51,732 WILL: Hey, it's a masterpiece, bro. 993 00:43:54,201 --> 00:43:55,870 -Hey.-Hey. 994 00:43:55,903 --> 00:43:57,938 -Uh, your first table read. -Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 995 00:43:57,972 --> 00:44:00,374 -How do you feel? -Thanks. Yeah, it's surreal. 996 00:44:00,407 --> 00:44:02,042 You're doing great, already. 997 00:44:02,076 --> 00:44:04,345 -Not that I need to tell you. -Oh, thank you. 998 00:44:04,378 --> 00:44:06,680 -Um... -Um, hey, I was... 999 00:44:06,714 --> 00:44:08,517 I was hoping we'd find a chance to... 1000 00:44:08,550 --> 00:44:09,584 JACKIE: Hey, Jacob. 1001 00:44:09,618 --> 00:44:10,784 -Oh, sorry. -No, no, no. 1002 00:44:10,818 --> 00:44:12,253 -I didn't mean to interrupt. -You're okay. 1003 00:44:12,286 --> 00:44:13,622 Just wondering if I could snag you for a quick second. 1004 00:44:14,221 --> 00:44:15,524 Uh, yeah. Sorry. 1005 00:44:15,557 --> 00:44:16,625 -Being snagged. -LAURA: Yeah, yeah. 1006 00:44:16,657 --> 00:44:18,125 Uh, but maybe we can talk on Saturday? 1007 00:44:18,159 --> 00:44:19,260 You gonna go? 1008 00:44:19,293 --> 00:44:21,795 Maybe we'll be there, maybe we won't. 1009 00:44:21,829 --> 00:44:23,864 Hey, Don, we're gonna steal some costumes. 1010 00:44:23,898 --> 00:44:25,466 -Not allowed. -MAZIE: Yes, we are. 1011 00:44:25,499 --> 00:44:27,034 -(HANGERS CLATTERING) -Wait, 1012 00:44:27,067 --> 00:44:29,403 what were you last year for Halloween again? 1013 00:44:29,436 --> 00:44:30,704 LAURA: Eleanor Roosevelt. 1014 00:44:30,738 --> 00:44:32,873 Oof! And the year before that? 1015 00:44:32,907 --> 00:44:35,109 LAURA: Abraham Lincoln. MAZIE: Ugh! God, Laura. 1016 00:44:36,911 --> 00:44:38,913 (GASPS) Ooh, I think you should bring a date. 1017 00:44:38,946 --> 00:44:40,981 LAURA: No, I don't think I'm ready for that. 1018 00:44:41,015 --> 00:44:42,983 MAZIE: Yeah, well, I'm bringing one. 1019 00:44:43,017 --> 00:44:45,386 He's this weird guy that I met at karate last week. 1020 00:44:45,419 --> 00:44:48,657 He's, kind of, like, stressed, but I like it. 1021 00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:54,563 -What do you think? -Oh, my God. No. 1022 00:44:54,596 --> 00:44:55,796 What? 1023 00:44:55,829 --> 00:44:56,997 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1024 00:45:01,101 --> 00:45:02,269 (LAURA SIGHS) 1025 00:45:02,303 --> 00:45:03,672 No solicitations please. 1026 00:45:04,371 --> 00:45:05,674 Ha, ha, very funny. 1027 00:45:09,310 --> 00:45:10,010 What's happening? 1028 00:45:11,045 --> 00:45:12,012 Um... 1029 00:45:13,682 --> 00:45:15,816 You got any plans tonight? 1030 00:45:15,849 --> 00:45:17,686 (CLICKS TONGUE) Wouldn't you like to know? 1031 00:45:18,986 --> 00:45:20,788 (CLEARS THROAT) No, I have no plans. 1032 00:45:20,821 --> 00:45:22,022 -What's up? -Well... 1033 00:45:22,056 --> 00:45:24,792 There's this Halloween party at the theatre. 1034 00:45:24,825 --> 00:45:26,860 -MONSTER: Hmm. -And I was thinking... 1035 00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:31,332 Since you're already dressed for the occasion, 1036 00:45:31,365 --> 00:45:33,000 that maybe you'd like to come with me. 1037 00:45:33,033 --> 00:45:35,135 Are you asking me out on a date? 1038 00:45:35,169 --> 00:45:35,869 No. 1039 00:45:37,238 --> 00:45:38,205 No. 1040 00:45:40,074 --> 00:45:41,175 Well, I'm not gonna leave the house. 1041 00:45:42,142 --> 00:45:43,310 Why not? 1042 00:45:43,344 --> 00:45:46,013 Because I'm a monster, for one thing, and also, 1043 00:45:46,046 --> 00:45:47,881 I don't wanna hang out with your ex-boyfriend 1044 00:45:47,915 --> 00:45:49,651 and a bunch of musical theatre dorks. 1045 00:45:49,684 --> 00:45:50,652 Well, I'm a musical theatre dork. 1046 00:45:50,685 --> 00:45:52,486 Why don't you just stay here? 1047 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,954 -(SIGHS) -It'll be fun. 1048 00:45:53,988 --> 00:45:55,189 We can fuck around with trick-o-treaters 1049 00:45:55,222 --> 00:45:56,223 all night. 1050 00:45:56,257 --> 00:45:58,125 Well, our whole cast is going so... 1051 00:45:58,158 --> 00:46:00,961 -Oh, well, in that case. -Please. 1052 00:46:00,995 --> 00:46:02,631 Limp dick, fuck face has enough friends. 1053 00:46:02,664 --> 00:46:04,965 -Stop calling him that. -What are you gonna do? 1054 00:46:04,999 --> 00:46:05,899 Kiss his ass all night and then come home 1055 00:46:05,933 --> 00:46:07,468 and throw a pity party for yourself? 1056 00:46:07,501 --> 00:46:09,738 I'm not gonna come home and throw myself a pity party. 1057 00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:10,739 Yeah, right. 1058 00:46:11,872 --> 00:46:13,407 -Please. -I said no. 1059 00:46:14,908 --> 00:46:16,310 -Fine!-Fine. 1060 00:46:16,343 --> 00:46:17,278 -Fine.-Fine! 1061 00:46:17,344 --> 00:46:19,780 -I'll go alone. -Yeah, you do that. 1062 00:46:21,248 --> 00:46:23,585 Well, you can... Can you get out of my room? 1063 00:46:23,618 --> 00:46:24,753 'Cause I need to change. 1064 00:46:25,886 --> 00:46:28,922 I was gonna make a salad anyway. 1065 00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:46,440 (GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING) 1066 00:47:06,327 --> 00:47:07,494 Hi. 1067 00:47:08,395 --> 00:47:09,330 Hi. 1068 00:47:12,900 --> 00:47:14,301 You look, um... 1069 00:47:15,770 --> 00:47:17,471 What? 1070 00:47:17,505 --> 00:47:18,807 -Is it too much? -No. 1071 00:47:21,408 --> 00:47:22,109 You look nice. 1072 00:47:26,980 --> 00:47:27,948 Thank you. 1073 00:47:31,686 --> 00:47:33,854 -Um, you know you could... -MONSTER: Hmm? 1074 00:47:35,322 --> 00:47:37,024 -...still. -MONSTER: I should probably... 1075 00:47:39,193 --> 00:47:41,763 -Probably just... -Yeah, right. 1076 00:47:41,796 --> 00:47:44,998 Uh, well, have a good night. 1077 00:47:50,839 --> 00:47:54,208 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 1078 00:47:55,109 --> 00:47:58,546 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1079 00:48:08,489 --> 00:48:09,189 DON: Laura. 1080 00:48:10,391 --> 00:48:12,259 Merry Christmas! 1081 00:48:12,292 --> 00:48:14,596 -Yeah. (CHUCKLES) -DON: That's just a joke. 1082 00:48:14,629 --> 00:48:16,263 Happy Halloween. (CHUCKLES) 1083 00:48:16,296 --> 00:48:19,834 -It's Don. -Yeah, I know. 1084 00:48:20,635 --> 00:48:22,002 You look great, Don. 1085 00:48:22,035 --> 00:48:23,505 I really... I really like your costume. 1086 00:48:23,538 --> 00:48:25,105 -Really?-Yeah. 1087 00:48:25,139 --> 00:48:26,440 -Yeah?-Uh... 1088 00:48:27,408 --> 00:48:29,209 Yeah. 1089 00:48:29,243 --> 00:48:31,311 Good costume to you, too. 1090 00:48:31,345 --> 00:48:32,781 She doesn't wanna talk to you, Don. 1091 00:48:34,816 --> 00:48:35,916 Excuse me. 1092 00:48:43,892 --> 00:48:44,893 Laura. 1093 00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:47,862 Wow. 1094 00:48:47,896 --> 00:48:50,532 Wow, to you too, my liege. 1095 00:48:51,766 --> 00:48:52,734 You look great. 1096 00:48:54,201 --> 00:48:56,069 -Hi!-Jackie. 1097 00:48:56,103 --> 00:48:58,972 Wow, your costume is lit. 1098 00:48:59,006 --> 00:49:01,241 (ALL LAUGHING) 1099 00:49:01,275 --> 00:49:03,177 You look so beautiful. 1100 00:49:03,210 --> 00:49:04,813 -You really do. -LAURA: Oh, oh. Thank you. 1101 00:49:07,682 --> 00:49:09,483 -So do you. -Oh, thanks. 1102 00:49:09,517 --> 00:49:11,952 Equally, equally as beautiful. 1103 00:49:14,722 --> 00:49:16,624 Um... Should we... 1104 00:49:16,658 --> 00:49:17,926 Do you guys want a drink? I'll get us drinks. 1105 00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,026 -You get a beer. -(JACOB CHUCKLES) 1106 00:49:19,059 --> 00:49:20,093 You get a beer. I'll be right back. 1107 00:49:20,127 --> 00:49:22,831 -Okay. -Thank you. 1108 00:49:22,864 --> 00:49:25,767 Well, you two seem like you're friends now. 1109 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,602 -That's great. -Yeah, we actually, 1110 00:49:27,635 --> 00:49:30,505 we grabbed a bite before, uh, before the party. 1111 00:49:30,538 --> 00:49:32,707 A bite? Oh, fun. 1112 00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:36,076 Yeah, yeah. I... I like her. 1113 00:49:38,479 --> 00:49:40,849 Um, I did... I did wanna say 1114 00:49:40,882 --> 00:49:42,951 -to you... -JACKIE: Okay, guys. 1115 00:49:42,983 --> 00:49:45,085 -Two beers for new pals. -Oh, awesome. 1116 00:49:45,118 --> 00:49:46,588 -Cheers. -JACKIE: Happy Halloween. 1117 00:49:46,621 --> 00:49:48,422 JACOB: Happy Halloween. LAURA: Happy, happy, happy. 1118 00:49:48,455 --> 00:49:50,090 (JACOB CHUCKLES) 1119 00:49:50,123 --> 00:49:51,860 -(PEOPLE CHEERING) -(DOO-WOP SONG PLAYING) 1120 00:49:51,893 --> 00:49:53,160 ♪♪ 1121 00:49:53,193 --> 00:49:54,596 CHORUS: ♪ Who are you? ♪ 1122 00:49:54,629 --> 00:49:56,163 MAN: ♪ I am the voodoo man ♪ 1123 00:49:56,196 --> 00:49:57,966 CHORUS: ♪ Who are you? ♪ 1124 00:49:57,998 --> 00:49:59,266 MAN: ♪ I am the voodoo man ♪ 1125 00:49:59,299 --> 00:50:01,335 ♪ I'm gonna cast A spell on you ♪ 1126 00:50:01,368 --> 00:50:04,471 ♪ Well, who am I? ♪ 1127 00:50:04,506 --> 00:50:07,474 CHORUS: ♪ The Voodoo man ♪ MAN: ♪ Well, who am I? ♪ 1128 00:50:07,509 --> 00:50:08,943 CHORUS: ♪ The Voodoo man ♪ MAN: ♪ Yes, who am I? ♪ 1129 00:50:08,977 --> 00:50:11,880 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 1130 00:50:11,913 --> 00:50:13,715 ♪♪ 1131 00:50:16,951 --> 00:50:19,554 ♪ And turn it To a head of you ♪ 1132 00:50:20,655 --> 00:50:22,991 ♪ Kiss your pretty lips ♪ 1133 00:50:23,056 --> 00:50:25,660 (MUFFLED) ♪ Then you'll know What I'm gonna do ♪ 1134 00:50:27,929 --> 00:50:29,864 (ROCK N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING) 1135 00:50:45,379 --> 00:50:47,447 (JACKIE LAUGHING) 1136 00:50:47,481 --> 00:50:49,416 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1137 00:51:16,878 --> 00:51:18,880 -You came. -I did. 1138 00:51:21,883 --> 00:51:23,216 What are you? 1139 00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:25,252 (CLICKS TONGUE) I'm a business monster. 1140 00:51:28,088 --> 00:51:29,089 Are you having fun? 1141 00:51:31,191 --> 00:51:33,027 I'm having a terrible time, actually. 1142 00:51:34,194 --> 00:51:36,196 Hmm. That's too bad. 1143 00:51:38,766 --> 00:51:41,603 Should we take it out on the dance floor? 1144 00:51:48,876 --> 00:51:50,745 (YOUR PRECIOUS LOVE PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1145 00:52:02,991 --> 00:52:04,726 ♪♪ 1146 00:52:04,759 --> 00:52:08,428 ♪ Every day There's something new ♪ 1147 00:52:08,462 --> 00:52:12,232 CHORUS: ♪ Ooh, ooh Ooh, baby ♪ 1148 00:52:12,265 --> 00:52:15,502 MAN: ♪ Honey To keep me loving you ♪ 1149 00:52:15,536 --> 00:52:19,439 ♪♪ 1150 00:52:19,473 --> 00:52:22,577 ♪ And with every Passing minute ♪ 1151 00:52:24,378 --> 00:52:30,652 ♪ Oh, baby So much joy wrapped up in it ♪ 1152 00:52:30,685 --> 00:52:32,352 TOGETHER: ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1153 00:52:32,386 --> 00:52:37,558 ♪ Heaven must have Sent you from above ♪ 1154 00:52:37,592 --> 00:52:39,627 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1155 00:52:39,661 --> 00:52:44,532 ♪ Heaven must have Sent your precious love ♪ 1156 00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:47,835 ♪♪ 1157 00:52:47,869 --> 00:52:53,541 WOMAN: ♪ And now, I've got a song to sing ♪ 1158 00:52:53,574 --> 00:52:59,614 ♪ Telling the world About the joy you bring ♪ 1159 00:53:02,083 --> 00:53:06,821 ♪ And you gave me A reason for living ♪ 1160 00:53:06,854 --> 00:53:08,956 ♪ And ooh, you taught me ♪ 1161 00:53:10,357 --> 00:53:13,360 ♪♪ 1162 00:53:13,393 --> 00:53:15,129 TOGETHER: ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1163 00:53:15,163 --> 00:53:20,467 ♪ Heaven must have Sent you from above ♪ 1164 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:22,003 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 1165 00:53:22,036 --> 00:53:27,842 ♪ Heaven must have Sent your precious love ♪ 1166 00:53:27,875 --> 00:53:29,844 WOMAN: ♪ Oh ♪ 1167 00:53:29,877 --> 00:53:32,647 MAN: ♪ To find A love like yours ♪ 1168 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,917 ♪ Is rare these days ♪ 1169 00:53:35,950 --> 00:53:39,053 ♪ 'Cause you've shown me What happiness is ♪ 1170 00:53:39,087 --> 00:53:40,588 ♪ In so many ways ♪ 1171 00:53:40,621 --> 00:53:43,256 ♪ 1172 00:53:46,728 --> 00:53:50,297 ♪ Laughter in the eyes ♪ 1173 00:53:50,330 --> 00:53:54,836 ♪ Where tears used to be ♪ 1174 00:53:54,869 --> 00:53:56,537 MAN: ♪ What you've Given me... ♪ 1175 00:53:56,571 --> 00:53:57,672 Should we get out of here? 1176 00:54:00,074 --> 00:54:01,109 (JACKIE CHUCKLES) 1177 00:54:04,746 --> 00:54:07,380 Yeah, uh... 1178 00:54:07,414 --> 00:54:08,783 I'm just... I'm gonna use the bathroom. 1179 00:54:08,816 --> 00:54:10,184 I'll be right back. 1180 00:54:11,819 --> 00:54:13,320 (SONG ENDS) 1181 00:54:13,353 --> 00:54:15,355 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 1182 00:54:38,079 --> 00:54:39,781 (JACOB BREATHING HEAVILY) 1183 00:54:48,388 --> 00:54:50,457 -Fuck, you're incredible. -(WOMAN CHUCKLES) 1184 00:54:50,490 --> 00:54:52,425 (JACOB AND WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 1185 00:55:04,404 --> 00:55:05,438 Stay here. 1186 00:55:07,542 --> 00:55:09,476 (WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 1187 00:55:14,115 --> 00:55:15,315 (OBJECTS THUD) 1188 00:55:17,084 --> 00:55:18,318 Hello? 1189 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,789 -(INDISTINCT CREAKING) -JACOB: Is someone there? 1190 00:55:30,430 --> 00:55:32,365 -(MONSTER GROWLS) -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1191 00:55:33,601 --> 00:55:35,536 (FOOTSTEPS THUDDING) 1192 00:55:39,439 --> 00:55:40,407 -(TRAP DOOR CLANKS) -(JACOB YELLS) 1193 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,077 (THUDS, YELLS) 1194 00:55:43,110 --> 00:55:44,477 (SCREAMING) 1195 00:55:50,251 --> 00:55:51,719 (SCREAMING FADES) 1196 00:55:54,421 --> 00:55:56,557 Of course. Of course, he wants to be with her. 1197 00:55:56,591 --> 00:55:58,391 I knew it. Of course he does. 1198 00:55:58,425 --> 00:55:59,961 (GASPS) Oh, my God! Do you think he saw us? 1199 00:55:59,994 --> 00:56:02,330 Do you think he saw me? Do you think he saw us? 1200 00:56:02,362 --> 00:56:03,798 Who cares if he saw us? 1201 00:56:06,701 --> 00:56:07,735 I feel bad. 1202 00:56:09,036 --> 00:56:10,137 (SIGHS) I feel so bad. 1203 00:56:10,171 --> 00:56:11,839 -I feel really bad. -MONSTER: Stop feeling bad. 1204 00:56:11,873 --> 00:56:14,441 Why? Why did you have to hurt him like that? 1205 00:56:14,474 --> 00:56:15,576 Because he hurt you! 1206 00:56:17,477 --> 00:56:20,281 But, I... But I'm fine. 1207 00:56:20,314 --> 00:56:23,251 I'm okay. It's okay. I'm not an idiot. 1208 00:56:23,284 --> 00:56:25,186 She's famous. 1209 00:56:25,219 --> 00:56:29,156 She's more talented than me. She's more beautiful than me. 1210 00:56:29,190 --> 00:56:31,525 We're not together anymore. He doesn't owe me anything. 1211 00:56:31,559 --> 00:56:33,493 He doesn't owe me anything. 1212 00:56:33,527 --> 00:56:35,796 -LAURA: It's okay. -I disagree! 1213 00:56:35,830 --> 00:56:37,965 I think it's specifically not okay. 1214 00:56:37,999 --> 00:56:39,300 That prick broke up with you when you were 1215 00:56:39,333 --> 00:56:40,368 in the hospital, 1216 00:56:41,535 --> 00:56:44,171 -right after you had surgery. -Well... 1217 00:56:44,205 --> 00:56:45,706 He... He fucking abandoned you. 1218 00:56:45,740 --> 00:56:48,609 And he doesn't owe you anything? 1219 00:56:48,643 --> 00:56:51,112 What... What the hell are you actually talking about? 1220 00:56:51,145 --> 00:56:53,014 -Well, I'm talking about... -And the musical? 1221 00:56:53,047 --> 00:56:54,649 What about the musical? He wrote a role for you. 1222 00:56:54,682 --> 00:56:57,151 Yeah? He told you it was yours. 1223 00:56:57,184 --> 00:56:59,520 That he's gonna make all your dreams come true. 1224 00:56:59,553 --> 00:57:01,522 Is that what he said? And then a moment later, 1225 00:57:01,555 --> 00:57:03,691 it got kind of tough, huh? 1226 00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:07,361 And he took it all away from you. 1227 00:57:09,263 --> 00:57:11,532 You did what you always do here, Laura. 1228 00:57:11,565 --> 00:57:14,402 You supported. Yeah. Look at me. 1229 00:57:14,434 --> 00:57:15,603 You supported him, 1230 00:57:16,237 --> 00:57:17,805 you listened, 1231 00:57:17,838 --> 00:57:19,307 did whatever he needed, whenever he needed. 1232 00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:20,574 And what he did? 1233 00:57:22,610 --> 00:57:23,878 Huh? Taking it all away from you, 1234 00:57:23,911 --> 00:57:26,514 just to avoid facing you? That's not okay. 1235 00:57:26,547 --> 00:57:27,882 -But it is okay. -That's not okay. 1236 00:57:27,915 --> 00:57:29,750 -It has to be okay. -It doesn't have to be okay. 1237 00:57:29,784 --> 00:57:31,319 -It has to be okay. -It doesn't have to be okay. 1238 00:57:31,352 --> 00:57:32,820 -Yes, it does. Yes, it does. -No, it doesn't. 1239 00:57:32,853 --> 00:57:33,721 It's not okay. 1240 00:57:39,193 --> 00:57:40,661 Laura, it's not okay. 1241 00:57:40,695 --> 00:57:41,996 (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1242 00:57:42,029 --> 00:57:43,230 It's not. 1243 00:57:45,199 --> 00:57:46,499 It's just not. 1244 00:57:52,740 --> 00:57:54,608 It's not okay. 1245 00:57:54,642 --> 00:57:57,578 -(SOFTLY) It's not okay? -It's not okay. 1246 00:58:00,114 --> 00:58:00,815 It's... (VOICE BREAKS) 1247 00:58:02,249 --> 00:58:03,818 (SOBS) It's not okay. 1248 00:58:07,955 --> 00:58:08,856 It's not okay. 1249 00:58:14,161 --> 00:58:15,596 It's not okay. (CRIES) 1250 00:58:19,233 --> 00:58:21,302 -It's not okay. -No. 1251 00:58:21,335 --> 00:58:22,603 It's not okay. (CRYING) 1252 00:58:24,238 --> 00:58:25,473 It's not okay! 1253 00:58:25,506 --> 00:58:27,441 (YELLING) It's not okay. 1254 00:58:27,475 --> 00:58:29,276 It's not okay. 1255 00:58:29,310 --> 00:58:31,445 (SCREAMS) It's not okay. 1256 00:58:31,479 --> 00:58:33,614 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 1257 00:58:34,915 --> 00:58:36,851 (IF I HAD YOU BY JIMMY DURANTE PLAYING) 1258 00:58:40,521 --> 00:58:42,523 (LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY) 1259 00:58:46,193 --> 00:58:49,497 ♪♪ 1260 00:58:51,432 --> 00:58:53,234 (LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY) 1261 00:58:53,267 --> 00:58:55,002 (MONSTER AND LAURA GRUNTING) 1262 00:58:57,204 --> 00:59:00,841 ♪♪ 1263 00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:02,843 -(MONSTER GROWLS) -(LAURA GRUNTS) 1264 00:59:06,147 --> 00:59:08,182 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1265 00:59:08,215 --> 00:59:09,283 (MONSTER GROWLS) 1266 00:59:09,316 --> 00:59:12,153 (LAURA GROWLS) 1267 00:59:12,186 --> 00:59:13,921 (MONSTER GROWLING SOFTLY) 1268 00:59:15,289 --> 00:59:16,991 (LAURA MOANING) 1269 00:59:19,293 --> 00:59:21,495 (LAURA GRUNTING) 1270 00:59:22,496 --> 00:59:25,166 (LAURA GRUNTS FURIOUSLY) 1271 00:59:25,199 --> 00:59:26,667 (MONSTER GROWLS) 1272 00:59:28,235 --> 00:59:29,503 Wow. (SIGHS) 1273 00:59:30,471 --> 00:59:32,406 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1274 00:59:33,542 --> 00:59:35,776 Seriously, wow. 1275 00:59:35,810 --> 00:59:38,547 -That was awesome. -(BOTH LAUGHING) 1276 00:59:38,579 --> 00:59:39,680 (WATER RUNNING) 1277 00:59:43,317 --> 00:59:44,452 (WATER STOPS) 1278 00:59:45,052 --> 00:59:45,753 (LAURA CHUCKLES) 1279 00:59:50,257 --> 00:59:52,326 (LAUGHING) 1280 00:59:52,359 --> 00:59:54,563 (PIANO PLAYING) 1281 01:00:11,178 --> 01:00:13,714 You got a lot of tricks up your sleeve. 1282 01:00:13,747 --> 01:00:16,150 (CHUCKLES) Well, I got a lot of downtime. 1283 01:00:20,221 --> 01:00:22,056 -Do you know this one? -(PLAYING PIANO) 1284 01:00:26,393 --> 01:00:27,461 Yeah, I love this one. 1285 01:00:28,462 --> 01:00:29,964 Will you sing it for me? 1286 01:00:32,534 --> 01:00:33,901 -No. -If you don't sing, 1287 01:00:33,934 --> 01:00:35,604 -I'm gonna sing. -Okay. 1288 01:00:37,104 --> 01:00:38,105 (SCOFFS) Okay. 1289 01:00:39,373 --> 01:00:42,511 -Careful what you wish for. -I can't wait. 1290 01:00:42,544 --> 01:00:47,681 ♪ I've been so many places in my life and time ♪ 1291 01:00:47,715 --> 01:00:50,417 That's good. 1292 01:00:50,451 --> 01:00:55,890 ♪ I've sung a lot of songs I've made some bad rhymes ♪ 1293 01:00:55,923 --> 01:00:57,592 -It's a little off. -No. 1294 01:00:57,626 --> 01:01:01,162 ♪ I've acted out my life in stages ♪ 1295 01:01:01,195 --> 01:01:04,131 ♪ With ten thousand people watching ♪ 1296 01:01:04,165 --> 01:01:06,167 (LAUGHS) Come on. 1297 01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,937 ♪ But we're alone now And I'm singing this song ♪ 1298 01:01:09,970 --> 01:01:12,039 -Thank you. -♪ For you ♪ 1299 01:01:13,908 --> 01:01:18,345 ♪ I know your image of me Is what I hoped to be ♪ 1300 01:01:21,048 --> 01:01:26,120 ♪ I treated you unkindly But darling, can't you see? ♪ 1301 01:01:26,153 --> 01:01:27,288 All right. 1302 01:01:27,321 --> 01:01:30,457 ♪ There's no one more important to me ♪ 1303 01:01:30,491 --> 01:01:32,259 Okay. 1304 01:01:32,293 --> 01:01:35,829 ♪ Darling, can't you please see through me? ♪ 1305 01:01:35,863 --> 01:01:37,498 ♪ 'Cause we're alone now ♪ 1306 01:01:37,532 --> 01:01:40,669 ♪ And I'm singing this song for you ♪ 1307 01:01:40,701 --> 01:01:42,069 Yeah, there it is. 1308 01:01:44,673 --> 01:01:47,308 ♪ You taught me precious secrets ♪ 1309 01:01:47,341 --> 01:01:50,911 ♪ Of a truth withholding nothing ♪ 1310 01:01:52,346 --> 01:01:56,817 ♪ You came out in front when I was hiding ♪ 1311 01:01:59,019 --> 01:02:02,089 ♪ But now I'm so much better ♪ 1312 01:02:02,122 --> 01:02:05,993 ♪ And if my words don't come together ♪ 1313 01:02:06,026 --> 01:02:09,263 ♪ Listen to the melody ♪ 1314 01:02:09,296 --> 01:02:13,834 ♪ 'Cause my love is in there hiding ♪ 1315 01:02:18,739 --> 01:02:21,108 ♪ I love you in a place ♪ 1316 01:02:21,141 --> 01:02:26,347 ♪ Where there's no space or time ♪ 1317 01:02:26,380 --> 01:02:31,018 ♪ I love you for in my life You are a friend of mine ♪ 1318 01:02:33,053 --> 01:02:36,725 ♪ And when my life is over ♪ 1319 01:02:36,757 --> 01:02:40,127 ♪ Remember when we were together ♪ 1320 01:02:41,428 --> 01:02:42,930 ♪ We were alone ♪ 1321 01:02:42,963 --> 01:02:46,300 ♪ And I was singing this song for you ♪ 1322 01:02:49,837 --> 01:02:53,107 ♪ You taught me precious secrets ♪ 1323 01:02:53,140 --> 01:02:56,745 ♪ Of a truth withholding nothing ♪ 1324 01:02:58,145 --> 01:03:02,617 ♪ You came out in front when I was hiding ♪ 1325 01:03:04,753 --> 01:03:07,622 ♪ But now I'm so much better ♪ 1326 01:03:07,656 --> 01:03:11,825 ♪ And if my words don't come together ♪ 1327 01:03:11,859 --> 01:03:15,095 ♪ Listen to the melody ♪ 1328 01:03:15,129 --> 01:03:19,833 ♪ 'Cause my love is in there hiding ♪ 1329 01:03:19,867 --> 01:03:20,669 MONSTER: What are you doing tomorrow? 1330 01:03:22,737 --> 01:03:25,573 Um, um, I'm getting blood work done. 1331 01:03:25,607 --> 01:03:26,907 Um, hoping to get some good news, 1332 01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:28,643 and then I have rehearsal, 1333 01:03:29,209 --> 01:03:32,179 but then... Why? 1334 01:03:33,113 --> 01:03:34,148 Do you wanna do something? 1335 01:03:35,784 --> 01:03:37,851 -Yeah. -(MONSTER CHUCKLES) 1336 01:03:37,885 --> 01:03:39,386 Um, let's say 8:00? 1337 01:03:39,420 --> 01:03:40,854 Yeah, 8:00 is good. 1338 01:03:40,888 --> 01:03:42,956 -I like 8:00. -Me, too. 1339 01:03:43,957 --> 01:03:45,926 Okay, I will... 1340 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,396 see you at 8:00. 1341 01:03:49,430 --> 01:03:51,599 -Yeah, um... -Okay. 1342 01:03:51,633 --> 01:03:54,201 -Goodnight.-Goodnight. 1343 01:03:54,234 --> 01:03:58,405 ♪ We were alone And I was singing this song ♪ 1344 01:03:58,439 --> 01:03:59,808 (DOOR CREAKS OPEN) 1345 01:04:00,575 --> 01:04:04,679 ♪ For you ♪ 1346 01:04:07,348 --> 01:04:08,315 (FLOORBOARD CREAKING) 1347 01:04:09,983 --> 01:04:12,286 (BED SQUEAKING) 1348 01:04:20,294 --> 01:04:20,994 NURSE: Arm. 1349 01:04:35,342 --> 01:04:36,877 (CLICKS TONGUE) You have difficult veins. 1350 01:04:38,045 --> 01:04:40,013 I have a difficult nurse. 1351 01:04:40,047 --> 01:04:41,716 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 1352 01:04:44,351 --> 01:04:46,253 JACOB: What's that? 1353 01:04:46,286 --> 01:04:47,488 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. 1354 01:04:48,322 --> 01:04:49,791 Guys, what's going on? 1355 01:04:49,824 --> 01:04:52,025 Opening night is in two weeks. 1356 01:04:52,059 --> 01:04:53,528 Why aren't you in your places? 1357 01:04:53,561 --> 01:04:55,329 DON: Yeah, places. 1358 01:04:55,362 --> 01:04:57,699 What I always say. 1359 01:04:57,732 --> 01:05:00,267 Oh, hey. Aren't you, um, stage left for this part? 1360 01:05:01,168 --> 01:05:03,170 Yeah, I know. Thanks. 1361 01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:05,807 Oh, I just didn't wanna run into you. 1362 01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:08,810 Sorry. Um, wait. Hi. 1363 01:05:08,843 --> 01:05:10,944 What... (CHUCKLES) What's her deal? 1364 01:05:10,978 --> 01:05:12,012 I don't know. 1365 01:05:14,181 --> 01:05:16,618 Maybe it's because you flirt with her boyfriend. 1366 01:05:16,651 --> 01:05:18,452 (JACKIE CHUCKLES) 1367 01:05:18,485 --> 01:05:20,287 -What? -Laura and Jacob. 1368 01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,322 Yeah. 1369 01:05:22,356 --> 01:05:23,991 They broke up just a few months ago. 1370 01:05:24,024 --> 01:05:25,894 Oh, my God, I literally had no idea. 1371 01:05:25,926 --> 01:05:27,529 Yeah, and you should probably also know 1372 01:05:27,562 --> 01:05:29,831 that Jacob wrote Laurie 1373 01:05:29,864 --> 01:05:31,231 (WHISPERS) for Laura. 1374 01:05:31,265 --> 01:05:33,267 He wrote the... (GASPS) 1375 01:05:35,002 --> 01:05:36,303 Why didn't anybody tell me that? 1376 01:05:36,871 --> 01:05:38,205 Fuck. 1377 01:05:38,238 --> 01:05:40,140 WILL: You haven't been following the rules, Laurie. 1378 01:05:40,174 --> 01:05:41,843 I know, Headmaster. 1379 01:05:41,876 --> 01:05:43,444 There's a certain way we behave. 1380 01:05:44,445 --> 01:05:47,080 I know, Headmaster. 1381 01:05:47,114 --> 01:05:48,482 And do you know what we do with girls like you? 1382 01:05:50,451 --> 01:05:51,820 -Girls like me? -WILL: Hmm. 1383 01:05:53,521 --> 01:05:54,823 What's wrong with girls like me? 1384 01:05:55,389 --> 01:05:56,423 JACOB: Okay. 1385 01:05:56,457 --> 01:05:58,526 Black out, intermission, song. 1386 01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:01,261 Let's, uh, let's run through it as an exercise. 1387 01:06:01,295 --> 01:06:02,697 -Keep it going. -JACKIE: Okay. 1388 01:06:02,730 --> 01:06:03,665 Uh... 1389 01:06:05,232 --> 01:06:08,402 (SIGHS) What's wrong with girls like me? 1390 01:06:08,435 --> 01:06:10,471 He didn't think there was anything wrong with me. 1391 01:06:11,940 --> 01:06:14,676 When I met him, 1392 01:06:14,709 --> 01:06:17,144 he didn't think there was anything wrong at all. 1393 01:06:18,412 --> 01:06:20,180 -I remember... -(PIANO PLAYING) 1394 01:06:21,783 --> 01:06:25,419 I remember the first moment I met him. 1395 01:06:25,452 --> 01:06:27,221 I remember I said... 1396 01:06:27,254 --> 01:06:30,357 -I said to him... -(ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS) 1397 01:06:30,390 --> 01:06:31,593 ♪ Hi ♪ 1398 01:06:31,626 --> 01:06:33,795 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1399 01:06:35,062 --> 01:06:36,931 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 1400 01:06:38,198 --> 01:06:41,168 ♪ Coffee or tea ♪ 1401 01:06:41,201 --> 01:06:44,137 ♪ I have Darjeeling, And green ♪ 1402 01:06:44,171 --> 01:06:48,610 ♪ I have a feeling I've seen you before ♪ 1403 01:06:48,643 --> 01:06:51,044 ♪ That bright eyes And that... ♪ 1404 01:06:51,078 --> 01:06:52,614 Sorry. 1405 01:06:52,647 --> 01:06:53,781 Fine, fine. 1406 01:06:53,815 --> 01:06:55,650 ♪ Smile ♪ 1407 01:06:55,683 --> 01:06:56,985 (PIANO STOPS) 1408 01:06:57,017 --> 01:06:58,452 -JACOB: Jackie, uh... -Yes. 1409 01:07:00,420 --> 01:07:03,090 This is a girl who's just been sent away 1410 01:07:03,123 --> 01:07:04,157 -from everything she knows. -JACKIE: Mmm-hmm. 1411 01:07:04,759 --> 01:07:07,896 She's recounting 1412 01:07:07,929 --> 01:07:11,431 the genesis of a relationship that nearly destroyed her. 1413 01:07:11,465 --> 01:07:12,567 She's about to break. 1414 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:13,768 I need you to start somewhere. 1415 01:07:13,801 --> 01:07:15,637 Right now, it's like happy birthday 1416 01:07:15,670 --> 01:07:17,237 at my mom's house. I'm not getting anything. 1417 01:07:17,939 --> 01:07:19,874 -Okay?-Yeah. 1418 01:07:22,209 --> 01:07:23,477 (JACOB EXHALES) 1419 01:07:24,712 --> 01:07:26,681 (PAINO PLAYING) 1420 01:07:27,515 --> 01:07:28,550 (JACKIE CLEARS THROAT) 1421 01:07:33,955 --> 01:07:35,890 (ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS) 1422 01:07:36,558 --> 01:07:37,759 ♪ Hi ♪ 1423 01:07:37,792 --> 01:07:39,994 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1424 01:07:41,428 --> 01:07:42,897 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 1425 01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:45,465 ♪ Coffee or... ♪ 1426 01:07:45,499 --> 01:07:46,601 -Okay, no, no, no. -(JACKIE CLEARS THROAT) 1427 01:07:46,634 --> 01:07:47,702 -Stop.-Sorry. 1428 01:07:47,735 --> 01:07:48,937 JACOB: It's still not working for me. 1429 01:07:48,970 --> 01:07:50,004 -Yeah. -Like, I, kind of, feel like 1430 01:07:50,038 --> 01:07:51,673 I lost you in the last 24 hours. 1431 01:07:51,706 --> 01:07:53,273 I don't know where you're at. 1432 01:07:53,307 --> 01:07:55,108 And I don't wanna have to say the same things 1433 01:07:55,142 --> 01:07:56,644 over and over again, because if I do 1434 01:07:56,678 --> 01:07:58,846 then I feel like my language no longer has... 1435 01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:00,480 -Yeah, yeah. -...kind of any utility. 1436 01:08:00,515 --> 01:08:02,215 -You know what I mean? -Jesus, lay off, Jacob. 1437 01:08:04,484 --> 01:08:06,286 What was that, Laura? 1438 01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:08,056 You got something to say? 1439 01:08:08,088 --> 01:08:10,558 No? While I have you, you're too far forward. 1440 01:08:10,592 --> 01:08:13,027 I need you back. Back, back, back, back. 1441 01:08:14,729 --> 01:08:16,330 The scene isn't about you. 1442 01:08:16,363 --> 01:08:17,899 Funny, it used to be. 1443 01:08:17,932 --> 01:08:19,399 (ACTORS GASP) 1444 01:08:19,433 --> 01:08:21,736 Not a good time for that. 1445 01:08:21,769 --> 01:08:23,236 Well, when would be a good time for that, 1446 01:08:23,270 --> 01:08:24,371 Your Highness? 1447 01:08:24,404 --> 01:08:25,573 (CLICKS TONGUE) Maybe after rehearsal. 1448 01:08:27,075 --> 01:08:28,342 No, well, actually, no. 1449 01:08:28,375 --> 01:08:30,177 That's... That's not gonna work for me. 1450 01:08:30,210 --> 01:08:31,913 I wanna talk about it right now. 1451 01:08:31,946 --> 01:08:33,313 (HUSHED WHISPERS) 1452 01:08:37,451 --> 01:08:38,953 (WHISPERS) Laura, you're embarrassing yourself. 1453 01:08:44,025 --> 01:08:44,959 (SCOFFS) 1454 01:08:47,629 --> 01:08:48,963 You're embarrassing yourself. 1455 01:08:50,798 --> 01:08:51,666 You think you... 1456 01:08:54,102 --> 01:08:57,071 (MIMICS JACOB) Hi, I... I'm Jacob Sullivan. 1457 01:08:57,105 --> 01:08:59,239 I'm a pretentious douchebag. 1458 01:08:59,272 --> 01:09:01,743 I think my shit doesn't stink. 1459 01:09:01,776 --> 01:09:03,077 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Well, guess what, Jacob! 1460 01:09:03,111 --> 01:09:05,113 I lived in the same apartment as you for years, 1461 01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:08,181 and I smelled your shit, and it doesn't smell good. 1462 01:09:08,215 --> 01:09:10,183 -It doesn't smell good. -Take a break, Laura. 1463 01:09:10,217 --> 01:09:11,251 LAURA: Yeah, sure. 1464 01:09:11,284 --> 01:09:13,021 What else do you need? Oh! 1465 01:09:13,054 --> 01:09:15,890 (MIMICS JACOB) Uh, I'm hungry, Laura. 1466 01:09:15,923 --> 01:09:17,859 Can you cook me some pasta? 1467 01:09:17,892 --> 01:09:19,727 Would you mind, 'cause I'm sitting 1468 01:09:19,761 --> 01:09:22,563 on the piano all day and I just can go 1469 01:09:22,597 --> 01:09:24,866 plunk, plunk, plunk. I'm useless. 1470 01:09:24,899 --> 01:09:26,601 I don't wanna do the laundry. 1471 01:09:26,634 --> 01:09:28,803 I don't want to do the dishes. 1472 01:09:28,836 --> 01:09:30,303 I don't want to do anything 1473 01:09:30,337 --> 01:09:33,141 because I'm God's gift to the world, 1474 01:09:33,173 --> 01:09:35,543 because he can string a few words together. 1475 01:09:35,576 --> 01:09:36,978 But you know what? I can string 1476 01:09:37,011 --> 01:09:38,780 words together, too, Jacob. 1477 01:09:38,813 --> 01:09:41,214 You limp dick, fuck face! 1478 01:09:41,248 --> 01:09:43,383 DON: All right, she is letting it out. 1479 01:09:43,417 --> 01:09:45,053 -Laura, let's go outside. -No, I don't wanna go outside. 1480 01:09:45,086 --> 01:09:46,253 -Why would I wanna go outside? -MAZIE: Okay, okay. 1481 01:09:46,286 --> 01:09:47,889 -It's cold outside. -Laura. Lower your voice. 1482 01:09:47,922 --> 01:09:49,123 (SHOUTING) I will not lower my voice! 1483 01:09:49,157 --> 01:09:50,457 Don't tell me to lower my voice! 1484 01:09:50,490 --> 01:09:51,926 You lower your voice! 1485 01:09:51,959 --> 01:09:55,462 You're disloyal, narcissistic piece of shit! 1486 01:09:55,495 --> 01:09:56,964 Asshole! 1487 01:09:56,998 --> 01:09:59,667 DON: Okey-dokey. All right. 1488 01:09:59,701 --> 01:10:02,302 Got a little hot here in the kitchen. 1489 01:10:02,335 --> 01:10:04,772 Think it's time to, uh, take five, everybody. 1490 01:10:04,806 --> 01:10:07,240 That's five. Five! 1491 01:10:07,274 --> 01:10:09,342 Thank you so much, everyone. 1492 01:10:09,376 --> 01:10:11,079 That's 10, Don. 1493 01:10:11,112 --> 01:10:12,046 Ha! 1494 01:10:16,283 --> 01:10:17,518 (MAZIE LAUGHING) 1495 01:10:17,552 --> 01:10:19,486 -What?-Nothing. 1496 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:20,755 You think this is funny? 1497 01:10:20,788 --> 01:10:22,590 Yeah, I did. I thought it was a little funny. 1498 01:10:22,623 --> 01:10:24,257 -Nothing about that was funny. -MAZIE: (CHUCKLES) Okay. 1499 01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:25,358 Jacob's being an asshole. 1500 01:10:25,392 --> 01:10:26,426 He can't talk to people like that. 1501 01:10:26,460 --> 01:10:27,662 Well, directors are assholes, 1502 01:10:27,695 --> 01:10:30,098 and sometimes they do talk to people like that. 1503 01:10:30,131 --> 01:10:33,333 And dude, Jackie is... Fuck. Butchering the part. 1504 01:10:34,001 --> 01:10:35,803 I don't blame him. 1505 01:10:35,837 --> 01:10:36,871 -Okay. (GRUNTS) -(LAURA GRUNTS) 1506 01:10:36,904 --> 01:10:38,005 Everyone's hanging out, can we go? 1507 01:10:38,039 --> 01:10:39,473 No, I'm not hanging out. 1508 01:10:39,507 --> 01:10:42,009 -Okay, then don't hang out. -You're just gonna leave. 1509 01:10:42,043 --> 01:10:44,178 -Yeah. -Why do you always do that? 1510 01:10:44,212 --> 01:10:46,313 God, you're such a shitty friend. 1511 01:10:46,346 --> 01:10:48,850 -Shitty friend? -A shitty friend. 1512 01:10:48,883 --> 01:10:50,184 After everything I've done for you, 1513 01:10:50,218 --> 01:10:51,519 -that's how you talk to me? -Oh, yes. Thank you. 1514 01:10:51,552 --> 01:10:53,286 Thank you so much, seriously, for picking me up 1515 01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:54,287 from the hospital and for doing 1516 01:10:54,321 --> 01:10:55,857 the bare minimum, always. 1517 01:10:55,890 --> 01:10:57,225 Thank you so much. 1518 01:11:00,027 --> 01:11:01,562 Sorry, do you have any other friends, 1519 01:11:03,231 --> 01:11:05,633 any family, a boyfriend? 1520 01:11:07,034 --> 01:11:08,236 Hmm? 1521 01:11:08,268 --> 01:11:09,937 Don't push it, Laura. 1522 01:11:11,005 --> 01:11:12,206 Call me when you're you again. 1523 01:11:13,508 --> 01:11:15,076 This is me. 1524 01:11:15,109 --> 01:11:16,376 Good luck with that. 1525 01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:23,751 (SCRIPT THUDS ON FLOOR) 1526 01:11:23,785 --> 01:11:24,585 LAURA: Damn it! 1527 01:11:28,288 --> 01:11:29,456 We need to talk. 1528 01:11:36,597 --> 01:11:37,865 LAURA: We're talking about my behavior? 1529 01:11:37,899 --> 01:11:38,933 Are you listening to yourself? 1530 01:11:38,966 --> 01:11:40,101 Goddamn it, Laura. 1531 01:11:41,401 --> 01:11:43,771 I didn't force you to audition. 1532 01:11:43,805 --> 01:11:45,506 It was your choice to be here. 1533 01:11:45,540 --> 01:11:47,374 If you can't handle it because of your own shit, 1534 01:11:47,407 --> 01:11:49,777 -that's on you. -My own shit? 1535 01:11:49,811 --> 01:11:50,878 We're together for five years 1536 01:11:50,912 --> 01:11:52,547 and now this is just my own shit? 1537 01:11:52,580 --> 01:11:54,015 You offered me a role, and then you tried 1538 01:11:54,048 --> 01:11:55,783 to cut me out. 1539 01:11:55,817 --> 01:11:57,852 -You tried to cut me out. -We broke up. 1540 01:11:57,885 --> 01:12:00,154 We broke up. 1541 01:12:01,388 --> 01:12:03,224 It's hard for me to be around you. 1542 01:12:03,257 --> 01:12:04,525 I don't wanna be around you. 1543 01:12:04,559 --> 01:12:07,895 I have to sit and watch someone else play my role 1544 01:12:07,929 --> 01:12:09,197 that you wrote for me, 1545 01:12:09,230 --> 01:12:10,765 that I helped you build. 1546 01:12:10,798 --> 01:12:12,967 Because I workshopped every single song, 1547 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,970 and every single scene in this show with you, Jacob. 1548 01:12:16,003 --> 01:12:18,239 I read every single iteration 1549 01:12:18,272 --> 01:12:20,440 and version of your stupid book, 1550 01:12:20,473 --> 01:12:21,776 so you could hear it out loud. 1551 01:12:21,809 --> 01:12:24,011 You were my girlfriend. You were my girlfriend. 1552 01:12:26,681 --> 01:12:29,382 Why did you offer me the role, Jacob? 1553 01:12:29,416 --> 01:12:30,818 Why did you paint the whole picture for me 1554 01:12:30,852 --> 01:12:32,520 if you were just gonna take it all away? 1555 01:12:33,020 --> 01:12:34,288 Why? 1556 01:12:36,824 --> 01:12:38,491 Is it because we were sleeping together? 1557 01:12:40,528 --> 01:12:42,997 Is the role of Laurie Francis exclusively reserved... 1558 01:12:43,030 --> 01:12:44,298 -(JACOB SIGHS) -...for the woman 1559 01:12:44,332 --> 01:12:46,499 that you're fucking at the moment? Is that it? 1560 01:12:46,534 --> 01:12:47,735 What are you talking about? 1561 01:12:48,536 --> 01:12:51,172 (CHUCKLES) 1562 01:12:51,205 --> 01:12:52,673 I saw you at the Halloween party. 1563 01:12:54,141 --> 01:12:56,010 I saw you with Jackie. 1564 01:12:56,043 --> 01:12:58,279 I saw you and I wish I didn't care. 1565 01:12:58,312 --> 01:13:00,114 I shouldn't care. 1566 01:13:00,147 --> 01:13:03,184 But, I still care. 1567 01:13:03,217 --> 01:13:06,453 For some reason, I do. I can't help it. 1568 01:13:06,486 --> 01:13:08,589 And I still love you. 1569 01:13:09,957 --> 01:13:12,492 And I... (VOICE BREAKS) I wish I didn't. 1570 01:13:14,328 --> 01:13:16,163 I hate myself for it. 1571 01:13:16,197 --> 01:13:20,433 And I hate that I have you on this stupid pedestal, 1572 01:13:20,467 --> 01:13:22,370 and I can't stop feeling this way. 1573 01:13:22,402 --> 01:13:24,605 And I don't want to anymore. 1574 01:13:24,639 --> 01:13:26,307 And I don't know how to stop. 1575 01:13:26,340 --> 01:13:28,809 And I just need you to tell me. 1576 01:13:28,843 --> 01:13:29,610 How did you do it? 1577 01:13:33,214 --> 01:13:34,782 How, Jacob? 1578 01:13:38,686 --> 01:13:40,621 How did you stop loving me? 1579 01:13:41,255 --> 01:13:42,455 (SOBS) 1580 01:13:43,691 --> 01:13:45,626 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1581 01:13:48,396 --> 01:13:49,730 How could you do that to me? 1582 01:14:00,608 --> 01:14:03,377 -(ZIPPER UNZIPS) -(LAURA SIGHS) 1583 01:14:03,411 --> 01:14:05,379 -(BREATHING HEAVILY) -(JACOB MOANS) 1584 01:14:07,715 --> 01:14:08,649 (SIGHS) 1585 01:14:25,700 --> 01:14:27,735 I spoke to the creative team. 1586 01:14:32,373 --> 01:14:33,841 This is so fucked up. 1587 01:14:36,043 --> 01:14:37,311 You can't be in the show. 1588 01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:40,514 You're a liability. 1589 01:14:45,586 --> 01:14:46,486 I'm sorry. 1590 01:15:03,170 --> 01:15:04,372 (DOOR OPENS) 1591 01:15:05,406 --> 01:15:07,108 -LAURA: Monster? -(DOOR CLOSES) 1592 01:15:07,141 --> 01:15:08,609 Sorry, I'm late. 1593 01:15:13,981 --> 01:15:14,682 (SIGHS) 1594 01:15:31,332 --> 01:15:32,533 Monster, are you in there? 1595 01:15:45,913 --> 01:15:47,648 (SOLITUDE BY EDDIE HEYWOOD PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1596 01:15:59,226 --> 01:16:04,498 ♪♪ 1597 01:16:08,069 --> 01:16:10,704 ♪♪ 1598 01:16:16,210 --> 01:16:19,580 ♪♪ 1599 01:16:21,248 --> 01:16:25,920 ♪♪ 1600 01:16:28,557 --> 01:16:29,824 ♪♪ 1601 01:16:29,857 --> 01:16:30,591 Whoa. 1602 01:16:33,060 --> 01:16:33,794 Laura. 1603 01:16:35,162 --> 01:16:36,263 What is this place? 1604 01:16:36,297 --> 01:16:40,167 MONSTER: It's, uh, well... It's kinda where I live. 1605 01:16:40,201 --> 01:16:42,303 It's just, uh... It's a mess right now. 1606 01:16:42,336 --> 01:16:44,171 Um... 1607 01:16:44,205 --> 01:16:46,307 It's... I need to organize all this stuff. 1608 01:16:46,340 --> 01:16:48,742 But, uh, I don't know. 1609 01:16:48,776 --> 01:16:50,744 Uh, one man's trash is another man's... 1610 01:16:51,612 --> 01:16:53,047 You get it. (SIGHING) 1611 01:16:55,116 --> 01:16:56,684 LAURA: Wow. 1612 01:16:56,717 --> 01:16:58,619 MONSTER: Yeah. Rehearsal ran late? 1613 01:17:00,054 --> 01:17:01,088 Uh... 1614 01:17:02,056 --> 01:17:03,424 Yeah, yeah. 1615 01:17:03,457 --> 01:17:05,159 Sorry about that. 1616 01:17:08,262 --> 01:17:09,630 Everything okay? 1617 01:17:10,599 --> 01:17:11,932 Everything is fine. 1618 01:17:13,367 --> 01:17:15,736 Why do you ask? 1619 01:17:15,769 --> 01:17:18,672 Um, well, you're not looking at me in the eye, 1620 01:17:18,706 --> 01:17:19,773 for one thing. 1621 01:17:22,209 --> 01:17:23,477 What? 1622 01:17:24,812 --> 01:17:26,080 Yes. 1623 01:17:26,113 --> 01:17:27,948 -Ah, I... -You're not looking me 1624 01:17:27,982 --> 01:17:28,682 in the eye. 1625 01:17:29,283 --> 01:17:30,451 What's up there? 1626 01:17:30,484 --> 01:17:31,652 Um, it's... 1627 01:17:32,253 --> 01:17:33,187 I'm right here. 1628 01:17:34,255 --> 01:17:35,624 Yeah, ugh, I'm sorry. 1629 01:17:35,656 --> 01:17:36,790 Yeah, I'm sorry, okay? 1630 01:17:36,824 --> 01:17:40,027 I'm sorry. I just had a very shitty day. 1631 01:17:41,228 --> 01:17:42,531 Okay. What happened? 1632 01:17:44,732 --> 01:17:47,434 -I got fired. -What? How? 1633 01:17:48,269 --> 01:17:50,838 I... might have had a... 1634 01:17:52,273 --> 01:17:53,474 (CLICKS TONGUE) 1635 01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:57,444 ...meltdown during rehearsal. 1636 01:17:57,478 --> 01:18:00,447 And... (SIGHS) Then after that, 1637 01:18:00,481 --> 01:18:04,451 I... I fought with Mazie. 1638 01:18:06,987 --> 01:18:07,721 MONSTER: Uh-huh. 1639 01:18:09,089 --> 01:18:10,157 And, um... 1640 01:18:12,661 --> 01:18:14,728 -And then, um... -(MONSTER SIGHS) 1641 01:18:17,666 --> 01:18:19,534 Well, Jacob, um, 1642 01:18:21,869 --> 01:18:25,574 wanted to talk with me after rehearsal. 1643 01:18:26,641 --> 01:18:28,577 So I... stayed. 1644 01:18:31,045 --> 01:18:32,046 Um... 1645 01:18:32,947 --> 01:18:33,881 Yeah. 1646 01:18:35,282 --> 01:18:36,585 How did that talk go? 1647 01:18:37,351 --> 01:18:38,587 It wasn't... 1648 01:18:40,655 --> 01:18:42,256 It was, like, more like, um... 1649 01:18:44,291 --> 01:18:45,025 Did you guys... 1650 01:18:46,695 --> 01:18:48,095 kiss or something? 1651 01:18:57,071 --> 01:18:57,905 I'm sorry. 1652 01:18:57,972 --> 01:19:00,007 -MONSTER: Mmm. -I'm so sorry. 1653 01:19:05,513 --> 01:19:06,413 -I'm so sorry. -(MUSIC STOPS) 1654 01:19:06,447 --> 01:19:07,481 -(MONSTER GRUNTS) -(OBJECTS CLATTER) 1655 01:19:07,515 --> 01:19:08,617 (OBJECTS CLINKING) 1656 01:19:10,184 --> 01:19:11,118 (LAURA SIGHING) 1657 01:19:13,588 --> 01:19:14,689 Why? 1658 01:19:14,723 --> 01:19:16,790 (SOFTLY) I don't know. 1659 01:19:16,824 --> 01:19:18,892 -Why would you do that? -I don't know. 1660 01:19:18,926 --> 01:19:19,960 He doesn't love you. 1661 01:19:20,861 --> 01:19:22,296 He doesn't love you. 1662 01:19:22,329 --> 01:19:23,030 He never has. 1663 01:19:23,831 --> 01:19:25,299 That, no. That's... 1664 01:19:25,332 --> 01:19:26,735 -He doesn't love you. -Don't say that. 1665 01:19:26,767 --> 01:19:28,469 -That's not true. -It is true. 1666 01:19:28,502 --> 01:19:30,170 He doesn't love you the way you deserve to be loved. 1667 01:19:30,204 --> 01:19:33,073 Oh, come on. I deserve to be loved? 1668 01:19:33,107 --> 01:19:35,209 What do you know about how I deserve to be loved? 1669 01:19:35,242 --> 01:19:36,511 I happen to know a fuck ton about it 1670 01:19:36,544 --> 01:19:37,679 if you looked around. 1671 01:19:37,712 --> 01:19:38,879 You don't know anything about love. 1672 01:19:38,912 --> 01:19:41,048 You're a fucking monster. 1673 01:19:41,081 --> 01:19:43,817 You've spent your whole life hiding in here. 1674 01:19:43,851 --> 01:19:46,487 I wasn't hiding. 1675 01:19:46,521 --> 01:19:48,155 You shut me in here. 1676 01:19:48,188 --> 01:19:50,157 You didn't want anything to do with me. 1677 01:19:50,190 --> 01:19:51,693 Of course, I didn't want anything to do with you. 1678 01:19:51,726 --> 01:19:54,395 Look at you! You're disgusting! 1679 01:19:54,428 --> 01:19:55,730 You're horrible! 1680 01:19:56,297 --> 01:19:57,398 And you ruined my life! 1681 01:19:57,431 --> 01:19:59,400 And you've stolen all my socks! 1682 01:19:59,433 --> 01:20:00,602 You were never gonna do anything 1683 01:20:00,635 --> 01:20:02,202 -with those fucking socks. -Yes, I was! 1684 01:20:02,236 --> 01:20:03,538 I needed those socks. 1685 01:20:03,571 --> 01:20:05,439 You know what? Maybe I'm disgusting, 1686 01:20:05,472 --> 01:20:06,741 but if it wasn't for me, 1687 01:20:06,775 --> 01:20:09,843 you'd still be a pathetic, weepy doormat, 1688 01:20:09,877 --> 01:20:11,412 crying in a corner, 1689 01:20:11,445 --> 01:20:13,213 playing the helpless victim, 1690 01:20:13,247 --> 01:20:15,449 letting the world trample all over you. 1691 01:20:15,482 --> 01:20:16,551 Is that who you wanna be, huh? 1692 01:20:16,584 --> 01:20:17,585 -I'm leaving. -You might as well 1693 01:20:17,619 --> 01:20:19,420 roll over and fucking die. 1694 01:20:19,453 --> 01:20:21,021 -How can you say that to me? -Look at yourself. 1695 01:20:21,055 --> 01:20:23,023 -How can you say that to me? -Look at yourself, Laura. 1696 01:20:23,057 --> 01:20:24,925 -Laura, look at yourself. -I am looking at myself. 1697 01:20:26,427 --> 01:20:27,361 Come on. 1698 01:20:28,829 --> 01:20:30,565 Laura! 1699 01:20:30,598 --> 01:20:32,399 -Come on. -(BANGING ON DOOR) 1700 01:20:32,433 --> 01:20:34,769 Laura. (GROWLS) 1701 01:20:34,803 --> 01:20:36,470 -Come on, let me out. -No! 1702 01:20:36,503 --> 01:20:38,540 -Go away! -MONSTER: Let me out! 1703 01:20:38,573 --> 01:20:40,274 -Go away. -Don't do this again. 1704 01:20:40,307 --> 01:20:41,275 Laura. (GROWLS) 1705 01:20:44,646 --> 01:20:45,647 Fine, you want me gone? 1706 01:20:48,449 --> 01:20:49,517 Fine. 1707 01:20:51,586 --> 01:20:52,620 I'm gone. 1708 01:20:54,455 --> 01:20:56,524 (LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY) 1709 01:21:06,467 --> 01:21:08,536 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 1710 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:26,654 I'm sorry. 1711 01:21:36,731 --> 01:21:37,832 Monster? 1712 01:21:52,146 --> 01:21:52,913 Monster. 1713 01:22:05,359 --> 01:22:06,293 Monster? 1714 01:22:09,997 --> 01:22:11,432 Monster, I'm sorry. 1715 01:22:13,568 --> 01:22:14,968 Monster, where are you? 1716 01:22:16,170 --> 01:22:18,238 I'm really sorry. Please, come back. 1717 01:22:19,874 --> 01:22:21,743 Please. 1718 01:22:21,776 --> 01:22:23,645 (VOICE BREAKS) Please don't leave me. 1719 01:22:23,678 --> 01:22:26,046 (CRYING) Monster, please, don't... 1720 01:22:26,079 --> 01:22:28,182 Please, don't leave me. 1721 01:22:28,215 --> 01:22:29,551 Please, come back. 1722 01:22:33,220 --> 01:22:35,222 (SNIFFLES) I'm sorry. 1723 01:22:44,732 --> 01:22:45,767 (DOOR OPENS) 1724 01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:48,703 DR. KAUFFMAN: Okay, I am so sorry 1725 01:22:48,736 --> 01:22:51,071 to have kept you waiting. 1726 01:22:51,104 --> 01:22:52,774 (SIGHS) Wow, Laura. 1727 01:22:52,807 --> 01:22:55,175 You are looking like you're feeling much better. 1728 01:22:55,209 --> 01:22:57,277 I don't feel great. 1729 01:22:57,311 --> 01:23:00,180 Well, let me turn that frown upside down. 1730 01:23:00,214 --> 01:23:01,248 (TAPPING ON TABLE) 1731 01:23:01,281 --> 01:23:03,685 You are cleared, young lady. 1732 01:23:06,086 --> 01:23:07,020 You... 1733 01:23:08,222 --> 01:23:10,290 You're cancer-free, kid. That's good news. 1734 01:23:12,059 --> 01:23:13,293 What do I do now? 1735 01:23:14,027 --> 01:23:15,697 I don't know. 1736 01:23:15,730 --> 01:23:17,632 Call somebody. Go celebrate! 1737 01:23:17,665 --> 01:23:19,634 Hit the town! 1738 01:23:19,667 --> 01:23:21,669 Eat a jelly bean. You want a jelly bean? 1739 01:23:23,103 --> 01:23:24,137 Take a hand... 1740 01:23:24,171 --> 01:23:25,138 (CLINKING) 1741 01:23:27,407 --> 01:23:28,442 (DOOR OPENS) 1742 01:23:29,577 --> 01:23:30,612 (HOUSE DOOR OPENS) 1743 01:23:30,645 --> 01:23:32,614 (WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1744 01:23:59,541 --> 01:24:01,141 (MEDICINE BOTTLES CLATTER ON FLOOR) 1745 01:24:06,113 --> 01:24:07,047 (CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 1746 01:24:28,302 --> 01:24:30,004 So, listen, I just wanted to say, 1747 01:24:32,339 --> 01:24:34,676 thank you for sticking up for me the other day. 1748 01:24:34,709 --> 01:24:36,109 (CAR HONKING HORN) 1749 01:24:36,143 --> 01:24:37,512 Um, and also... 1750 01:24:39,246 --> 01:24:42,215 I'm really, really sorry. 1751 01:24:42,249 --> 01:24:43,885 It's okay. You don't have to be sorry. 1752 01:24:43,918 --> 01:24:46,955 No, I... I genuinely didn't know that 1753 01:24:46,988 --> 01:24:50,457 -I was, like, stealing... -Oh, no. 1754 01:24:50,490 --> 01:24:53,061 You weren't stealing him. It's okay. 1755 01:24:53,093 --> 01:24:55,863 I mean, people hook up. 1756 01:24:55,897 --> 01:24:57,464 -It's fine. -Wait, did you... I'm sorry. 1757 01:24:57,497 --> 01:24:59,366 Did you just say hook up? 1758 01:24:59,399 --> 01:25:02,537 Yeah. I mean, I saw you and Jacob hooking up 1759 01:25:02,570 --> 01:25:04,005 at the Halloween party. It's okay. 1760 01:25:04,038 --> 01:25:05,172 -Oh, my God! -I don't care. 1761 01:25:05,205 --> 01:25:07,207 -No, no, no, no. -It's over. Between us. 1762 01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:10,344 No, no. I've literally never hooked up with Jacob. 1763 01:25:10,377 --> 01:25:13,313 Like not even close. Ever. 1764 01:25:13,347 --> 01:25:15,148 -But I saw you with him. -No. 1765 01:25:15,182 --> 01:25:17,885 He just was really flirty with me. 1766 01:25:17,919 --> 01:25:20,755 And I... I... I didn't really know what to do 1767 01:25:20,788 --> 01:25:22,389 because he's my boss. So I just was, kind of, 1768 01:25:22,422 --> 01:25:23,958 going along with it, but... 1769 01:25:26,928 --> 01:25:29,429 -Okay. -The truth is, um, 1770 01:25:29,463 --> 01:25:31,666 I just really wanted to check in on you, 1771 01:25:31,699 --> 01:25:34,669 'cause I didn't know that you were sick, 1772 01:25:34,702 --> 01:25:36,336 or that you and Jacob were together, 1773 01:25:36,370 --> 01:25:39,172 or had just broken up. I didn't know any of that. 1774 01:25:39,206 --> 01:25:41,909 And then I found out that he fired you. 1775 01:25:41,943 --> 01:25:43,477 -Yeah, well. -Is he okay? 1776 01:25:44,277 --> 01:25:46,514 Like that's insane. 1777 01:25:46,547 --> 01:25:47,682 Laurie, Laura? 1778 01:25:49,383 --> 01:25:51,251 He shouldn't be able to get away with this. 1779 01:25:51,284 --> 01:25:52,252 LAURA: He can. 1780 01:25:52,754 --> 01:25:53,621 And he will. 1781 01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:00,128 Unless... 1782 01:26:03,631 --> 01:26:05,600 -(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1783 01:26:21,082 --> 01:26:23,383 (WHISPERS) Laura, don't make me regret this. 1784 01:26:28,422 --> 01:26:30,390 (WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY) 1785 01:26:34,294 --> 01:26:36,531 (MUSIC CRESCENDOES) 1786 01:26:36,564 --> 01:26:37,565 JACOB: Is someone there? 1787 01:26:39,466 --> 01:26:41,803 (MAZIE BREATHING HEAVILY) 1788 01:26:41,836 --> 01:26:43,571 (MUSIC FADES) 1789 01:26:49,844 --> 01:26:51,913 (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1790 01:26:51,946 --> 01:26:54,582 (LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY) 1791 01:27:17,872 --> 01:27:20,174 Laura? Laura, what are you doing here? 1792 01:27:21,709 --> 01:27:24,178 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1793 01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:27,982 We... We started spending more time together 1794 01:27:28,015 --> 01:27:29,517 and I was waiting for the right time to tell you 1795 01:27:29,550 --> 01:27:30,718 and you were sick. 1796 01:27:30,752 --> 01:27:32,720 And I was scared, and he was scared. 1797 01:27:32,754 --> 01:27:34,822 (MUFFLED) And I know it's really bad! 1798 01:27:34,856 --> 01:27:36,958 It's really fucking bad! 1799 01:27:36,991 --> 01:27:39,026 (CONTINUES INAUDIBLY) 1800 01:27:39,060 --> 01:27:43,064 (MUFFLED) I'm such an idiot. I'm really sorry. (CRYING) 1801 01:27:43,097 --> 01:27:46,567 -(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) -(MAZIE CONTINUES INAUDIBLY) 1802 01:27:46,601 --> 01:27:48,703 (SNIFFLES) Please, forgive me. 1803 01:27:48,736 --> 01:27:50,403 -LAURA: Mazie. -Laura, please. 1804 01:27:50,437 --> 01:27:52,372 -I'm sorry, Laura, please. -Get out of my room. 1805 01:27:52,405 --> 01:27:55,275 (SOBS) Okay, okay. Sorry. 1806 01:28:01,883 --> 01:28:03,483 (LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY) 1807 01:28:10,525 --> 01:28:12,459 (INDISTINCT, EXCITED CHATTER) 1808 01:28:17,532 --> 01:28:20,234 DON: Copy, okay. That is a go for places. 1809 01:28:20,268 --> 01:28:23,571 Go for places. Godspeed, Good Women. 1810 01:28:24,105 --> 01:28:25,173 Godspeed. 1811 01:28:28,109 --> 01:28:30,178 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1812 01:28:30,211 --> 01:28:31,612 (CURTAINS CLATTERING) 1813 01:28:33,281 --> 01:28:37,151 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING, CHEERING) 1814 01:28:37,718 --> 01:28:39,654 (WHISTLING) 1815 01:28:43,991 --> 01:28:45,760 Laurie Francis, 1816 01:28:45,793 --> 01:28:49,564 welcome to Mr. Baker's Finishing School for Girls. 1817 01:28:49,597 --> 01:28:50,832 We're glad to have you here. 1818 01:28:52,332 --> 01:28:54,501 We've been so looking forward to your arrival. 1819 01:28:55,837 --> 01:28:56,704 How do you feel, Laurie? 1820 01:28:58,239 --> 01:28:59,439 Father said... 1821 01:29:01,909 --> 01:29:02,977 WILL: Yes? 1822 01:29:03,010 --> 01:29:03,711 (TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES) 1823 01:29:07,648 --> 01:29:09,650 Father said I haven't been behaving the way 1824 01:29:09,684 --> 01:29:11,886 a girl should be behaving. 1825 01:29:11,919 --> 01:29:14,522 ♪ We three wanna Be something ♪ 1826 01:29:14,555 --> 01:29:16,891 LAURA: I want to be better, Headmaster Baker. 1827 01:29:18,993 --> 01:29:20,661 -I want to be. -WILL: A good woman? 1828 01:29:20,695 --> 01:29:22,495 Well, you've come to the right place. 1829 01:29:22,530 --> 01:29:25,566 There are only a few things that I require. 1830 01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:29,369 ♪ We're in it For the long run ♪ 1831 01:29:29,402 --> 01:29:32,840 ♪ But boy is it a long one ♪ 1832 01:29:32,874 --> 01:29:36,344 TOGETHER: ♪ Temptation, You're a son of a gun ♪ 1833 01:29:36,376 --> 01:29:38,512 ♪ Desire with a capital D ♪ 1834 01:29:39,881 --> 01:29:43,251 ♪ The carnal With a capital C ♪ 1835 01:29:43,284 --> 01:29:46,587 ♪ The capital offenses Against a feminine ♪ 1836 01:29:46,621 --> 01:29:49,056 ♪ Sensibility ♪ 1837 01:29:49,090 --> 01:29:50,258 ♪ N'est-ce pas? ♪ 1838 01:29:50,291 --> 01:29:53,928 ♪ You don't put fork In the toaster slot ♪ 1839 01:29:53,961 --> 01:29:55,930 ♪ You don't dry Your hair in the tub ♪ 1840 01:29:55,963 --> 01:29:57,999 Laurie, you haven't been following the rules. 1841 01:29:58,032 --> 01:30:00,400 TOGETHER: ♪ So pray tell, Little Miss Polka Dot ♪ 1842 01:30:00,433 --> 01:30:02,003 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1843 01:30:02,036 --> 01:30:03,938 You know what we do with girls like you. 1844 01:30:03,971 --> 01:30:05,373 TOGETHER: ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1845 01:30:05,405 --> 01:30:07,275 Girls like me? 1846 01:30:07,308 --> 01:30:10,778 TOGETHER: ♪ Wanna bellow Wanna swear ♪ 1847 01:30:10,811 --> 01:30:14,382 ♪ Take a pillow From that sofa over there ♪ 1848 01:30:14,414 --> 01:30:17,585 ♪ Apply it to the face And scream real loud ♪ 1849 01:30:17,618 --> 01:30:19,820 ♪ And get it out ♪ 1850 01:30:19,854 --> 01:30:21,322 What's wrong with girls like me? 1851 01:30:21,355 --> 01:30:24,792 (SCREAMS) 1852 01:30:25,559 --> 01:30:27,194 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1853 01:30:27,228 --> 01:30:29,931 CHORUS: ♪ The vile With a capital V ♪ 1854 01:30:29,964 --> 01:30:31,899 ♪ The dirty with a capital D ♪ 1855 01:30:33,301 --> 01:30:35,102 ♪ Those capital offenses ♪ 1856 01:30:35,136 --> 01:30:36,537 ♪ Against a feminine ♪ 1857 01:30:36,570 --> 01:30:39,106 ♪ Sensibility ♪ 1858 01:30:39,140 --> 01:30:40,374 ♪ Vraiment ♪ 1859 01:30:40,408 --> 01:30:43,044 ♪ You know to use a mitt When the oven's hot ♪ 1860 01:30:43,077 --> 01:30:45,478 He didn't think there was anything wrong with me. 1861 01:30:45,513 --> 01:30:46,747 ♪ Yes, yes, you ♪ 1862 01:30:46,781 --> 01:30:48,182 TOGETHER: ♪ So pray tell... ♪ 1863 01:30:48,215 --> 01:30:50,217 He didn't think there was anything wrong with me at all. 1864 01:30:50,251 --> 01:30:53,554 TOGETHER: ♪ So pray tell, Little Miss Polka Dot ♪ 1865 01:30:53,587 --> 01:30:55,423 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1866 01:30:56,223 --> 01:30:57,325 I remember... 1867 01:30:57,358 --> 01:30:59,327 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1868 01:31:00,661 --> 01:31:02,196 ♪ Whyya looking For trouble ♪ 1869 01:31:02,229 --> 01:31:04,665 I remember the first moment we met. 1870 01:31:04,699 --> 01:31:06,600 TOGETHER: ♪ You ♪ 1871 01:31:10,371 --> 01:31:11,605 LAURA: I remember I said... 1872 01:31:14,275 --> 01:31:16,677 I said to him. 1873 01:31:16,711 --> 01:31:18,612 -(CURTAINS CLATTERING) -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1874 01:31:20,448 --> 01:31:22,616 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1875 01:31:30,257 --> 01:31:32,293 DON: That's intermission, everybody. 1876 01:31:34,328 --> 01:31:35,629 -Laura! -(DOOR SLAMS) 1877 01:31:36,330 --> 01:31:37,631 Where is she? 1878 01:31:39,300 --> 01:31:41,335 -(CLATTERS)-Laura! 1879 01:31:42,269 --> 01:31:43,004 WILL: What's going on? 1880 01:31:44,005 --> 01:31:44,705 Laura? 1881 01:31:47,274 --> 01:31:48,642 Anybody know how she got... 1882 01:31:52,279 --> 01:31:53,514 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1883 01:31:54,648 --> 01:31:56,550 WILL: Everybody back here. 1884 01:31:59,253 --> 01:32:01,422 JACOB: Laura! 1885 01:32:01,455 --> 01:32:03,958 Out, everyone out. Out! Now. 1886 01:32:03,991 --> 01:32:05,493 You. 1887 01:32:05,526 --> 01:32:06,894 JACOB: (YELLING) Get out! 1888 01:32:14,201 --> 01:32:15,036 How long? 1889 01:32:16,971 --> 01:32:19,740 How long have you been sleeping with Mazie? 1890 01:32:19,774 --> 01:32:21,942 (SQUEALS) Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Who cares? 1891 01:32:21,976 --> 01:32:25,746 You're actually talking about that right now? 1892 01:32:25,780 --> 01:32:27,448 Laura, what are you doing here? 1893 01:32:27,481 --> 01:32:30,184 Where the fuck is Jackie? 1894 01:32:30,217 --> 01:32:32,019 You're doing a completely different show 1895 01:32:32,053 --> 01:32:34,021 than what I've been rehearsing for the past six weeks. 1896 01:32:34,055 --> 01:32:36,690 (GRUNTS) You are destroying everything! 1897 01:32:38,859 --> 01:32:40,529 How is this happening? How is... I can't... 1898 01:32:40,561 --> 01:32:41,695 How is this happening to me? 1899 01:32:44,165 --> 01:32:48,402 Laura. Laura, please tell me. 1900 01:32:50,304 --> 01:32:52,706 What can I do? What can I do 1901 01:32:52,740 --> 01:32:56,343 so that you don't fuck up my entire life? 1902 01:32:56,377 --> 01:32:58,979 You think I'm fucking up your life? 1903 01:32:59,013 --> 01:33:01,015 The New York Times is here. 1904 01:33:01,048 --> 01:33:04,218 The New York Times. 1905 01:33:04,251 --> 01:33:06,487 Jesse Green is sitting in row J, 1906 01:33:06,521 --> 01:33:08,489 with a fucking legal pad, 1907 01:33:08,523 --> 01:33:10,691 waiting to make me critics pick! 1908 01:33:13,394 --> 01:33:15,296 -Wow, you're pathetic. -(JACOB SIGHS) 1909 01:33:17,264 --> 01:33:19,233 It's opening night. 1910 01:33:19,266 --> 01:33:21,869 This is my opening night! 1911 01:33:21,902 --> 01:33:25,339 I don't give a fuck about your opening night, 1912 01:33:25,372 --> 01:33:28,209 Jacob. I don't care. 1913 01:33:28,242 --> 01:33:30,411 You are so jealous. 1914 01:33:30,444 --> 01:33:33,481 You've always been so jealous of me. 1915 01:33:33,515 --> 01:33:36,518 God, you are so fucking selfish. 1916 01:33:36,551 --> 01:33:38,018 Watch what you say to me, Jacob. 1917 01:33:38,052 --> 01:33:39,854 (JACOB CHUCKLES) 1918 01:33:39,887 --> 01:33:40,921 Or what? 1919 01:33:42,289 --> 01:33:44,593 Or what, Laura? 1920 01:33:46,060 --> 01:33:46,994 Or what? 1921 01:33:47,962 --> 01:33:49,096 Or... 1922 01:33:49,130 --> 01:33:50,498 I'll rip... 1923 01:33:51,132 --> 01:33:53,334 your fucking... 1924 01:33:53,367 --> 01:33:54,902 throat... 1925 01:33:54,935 --> 01:33:56,003 out. 1926 01:33:59,574 --> 01:34:01,742 (LIGHT SWITCH THUDS) 1927 01:34:01,775 --> 01:34:05,179 (SILENCE) 1928 01:34:05,212 --> 01:34:07,848 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 1929 01:34:33,941 --> 01:34:35,976 (APPLAUSE FADES) 1930 01:34:37,512 --> 01:34:38,513 I remember. 1931 01:34:42,249 --> 01:34:44,285 (PIANO PLAYING) 1932 01:34:44,318 --> 01:34:45,886 The first moment we met. 1933 01:34:48,289 --> 01:34:49,524 I remember I said... 1934 01:34:50,858 --> 01:34:54,128 -I said to him. -(FINGERS SNAPPING) 1935 01:34:54,161 --> 01:34:55,729 ♪ Hi ♪ 1936 01:34:55,763 --> 01:34:57,532 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1937 01:34:59,333 --> 01:35:00,535 ♪ Please have a seat ♪ 1938 01:35:02,002 --> 01:35:03,638 ♪ Coffee or tea ♪ 1939 01:35:04,939 --> 01:35:07,841 ♪ I have Darjeeling And green ♪ 1940 01:35:07,875 --> 01:35:10,477 ♪ I have a feeling ♪ 1941 01:35:10,512 --> 01:35:12,246 ♪ I've seen you before ♪ 1942 01:35:12,279 --> 01:35:15,482 ♪ Those bright eyes That brown hair ♪ 1943 01:35:15,517 --> 01:35:18,587 ♪ And that do-you-dare smile ♪ 1944 01:35:19,720 --> 01:35:22,389 ♪ Enchanté ♪ 1945 01:35:22,423 --> 01:35:25,392 ♪ My stranger ♪ 1946 01:35:25,426 --> 01:35:27,027 ♪ Stay for a while ♪ 1947 01:35:27,061 --> 01:35:28,028 (DOOR CLATTERS) 1948 01:35:31,298 --> 01:35:33,702 (FINGERS SNAPPING) 1949 01:35:33,734 --> 01:35:35,002 ♪ Hi ♪ 1950 01:35:35,035 --> 01:35:38,005 ♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪ 1951 01:35:38,038 --> 01:35:41,041 ♪ You put up your feet ♪ 1952 01:35:41,075 --> 01:35:43,877 ♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪ 1953 01:35:43,911 --> 01:35:46,880 ♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪ 1954 01:35:46,914 --> 01:35:49,950 ♪ The right way But please spend ♪ 1955 01:35:49,984 --> 01:35:53,688 ♪ The night Maybe we could find out ♪ 1956 01:35:53,722 --> 01:35:56,357 ♪ And allay any doubt ♪ 1957 01:35:56,390 --> 01:35:58,125 ♪ This is it ♪ 1958 01:35:59,293 --> 01:36:01,829 ♪ Enchanté ♪ 1959 01:36:01,862 --> 01:36:05,032 ♪ My stranger ♪ 1960 01:36:05,065 --> 01:36:08,035 ♪ Stay for a bit Stay for a touch ♪ 1961 01:36:08,068 --> 01:36:10,705 ♪ Say what you feel Make it too much ♪ 1962 01:36:10,739 --> 01:36:14,441 ♪ I want this every Which way ♪ 1963 01:36:14,475 --> 01:36:16,443 ♪ No need to rush ♪ 1964 01:36:16,477 --> 01:36:19,313 ♪ Stay for a touch Stay for a tad ♪ 1965 01:36:19,346 --> 01:36:22,116 ♪ I wanna have, Wanna be had ♪ 1966 01:36:22,149 --> 01:36:25,786 ♪ I've been too good For too long ♪ 1967 01:36:25,819 --> 01:36:28,757 ♪ Time to be bad ♪ 1968 01:36:29,957 --> 01:36:31,325 -(MONSTER GRUNTING) -(FLESH SQUELCHES) 1969 01:36:31,358 --> 01:36:32,926 ♪ 'Cause this Rip roaring heart's ♪ 1970 01:36:32,960 --> 01:36:35,563 ♪ Growing stronger ♪ 1971 01:36:35,597 --> 01:36:40,267 ♪ This rip roaring heart Won't hold back any longer ♪ 1972 01:36:41,068 --> 01:36:42,503 Did I take that too far? 1973 01:36:42,537 --> 01:36:43,804 ♪ No longer ♪ 1974 01:36:43,837 --> 01:36:45,239 ♪ No longer ♪ 1975 01:36:45,272 --> 01:36:46,340 Monster... 1976 01:36:48,510 --> 01:36:49,644 ♪ Hi ♪ 1977 01:36:49,678 --> 01:36:52,313 ♪ Hello, give me your all ♪ 1978 01:36:53,515 --> 01:36:56,150 ♪ Set me aflame ♪ 1979 01:36:56,183 --> 01:36:58,653 ♪ Tear down the wall ♪ 1980 01:36:58,687 --> 01:37:01,623 ♪ Beautiful fate Knew the score ♪ 1981 01:37:01,656 --> 01:37:03,525 ♪ Right when you Bust through ♪ 1982 01:37:03,558 --> 01:37:05,192 (SOBS) You're here. 1983 01:37:06,460 --> 01:37:08,095 Hey, stranger. 1984 01:37:08,128 --> 01:37:10,931 ♪ Go back to before ♪ 1985 01:37:10,964 --> 01:37:14,335 (SOBBING) I thought I'd lost you forever. 1986 01:37:16,236 --> 01:37:17,204 Lose me? 1987 01:37:18,606 --> 01:37:19,741 No. 1988 01:37:19,774 --> 01:37:21,275 You could never lose me, Laura. 1989 01:37:23,778 --> 01:37:25,513 I'm your monster. 1990 01:37:25,547 --> 01:37:28,882 ♪ My stranger ♪ 1991 01:37:30,652 --> 01:37:35,690 ♪ Sweet stranger ♪ 1992 01:37:36,658 --> 01:37:42,029 ♪ My stranger ♪ 1993 01:37:45,366 --> 01:37:47,034 ♪ Lovely to meet you ♪ 1994 01:37:47,669 --> 01:37:48,837 (EXHALES) 1995 01:37:49,537 --> 01:37:51,505 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1996 01:37:52,439 --> 01:37:54,041 (AUDIENCE MURMURING) 1997 01:37:56,544 --> 01:37:57,712 Is this a part of the show? 1998 01:37:59,380 --> 01:38:02,751 I don't know, but I'm so into it. 1999 01:38:02,784 --> 01:38:04,819 (AUDIENCE SHOUTING, CLAMORING) 2000 01:38:04,853 --> 01:38:06,153 (RULER CLATTERS) 2001 01:38:06,186 --> 01:38:08,523 (SHOUTING, CLAMORING CONTINUES) 2002 01:38:08,556 --> 01:38:12,259 (PIANO PLAYING ) 2003 01:38:24,739 --> 01:38:26,875 (MONSTER GROWLS) 2004 01:38:26,907 --> 01:38:27,675 (upbeat music) ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2005 01:38:27,709 --> 01:38:28,275 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2006 01:38:29,511 --> 01:38:30,310 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2007 01:38:30,344 --> 01:38:30,944 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2008 01:38:30,978 --> 01:38:31,713 ♪ Off, off ♪ 2009 01:38:31,746 --> 01:38:32,614 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2010 01:38:32,647 --> 01:38:34,616 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2011 01:38:34,649 --> 01:38:35,617 ♪ Play dead bitch ♪ 2012 01:38:35,650 --> 01:38:36,618 ♪ You heard what I said bitch ♪ 2013 01:38:36,651 --> 01:38:37,552 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2014 01:38:37,585 --> 01:38:39,286 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2015 01:38:39,319 --> 01:38:40,220 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2016 01:38:40,254 --> 01:38:41,054 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2017 01:38:41,088 --> 01:38:41,890 ♪ Off, off ♪ 2018 01:38:41,922 --> 01:38:42,791 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2019 01:38:42,824 --> 01:38:44,626 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2020 01:38:44,659 --> 01:38:45,827 ♪ Play dead bitch ♪ 2021 01:38:45,860 --> 01:38:47,629 ♪ You heard what I said bitch ♪ 2022 01:38:47,662 --> 01:38:48,563 ♪ Don't get it confused ♪ 2023 01:38:48,596 --> 01:38:49,798 ♪ Bitch, I'm not just anybody ♪ 2024 01:38:49,831 --> 01:38:50,964 ♪ I cut many bodies ♪ 2025 01:38:50,998 --> 01:38:52,466 ♪ Chop 'em like I know karate ♪ 2026 01:38:52,499 --> 01:38:53,735 ♪ I been known to check a bitch ♪ 2027 01:38:53,768 --> 01:38:55,202 ♪ Who been known to doubt me ♪ 2028 01:38:55,235 --> 01:38:56,538 ♪ Can't name the top five ♪ 2029 01:38:56,571 --> 01:38:57,971 ♪ Without talkin' bout me ♪ 2030 01:38:58,005 --> 01:38:58,840 ♪ Take a shot, sir ♪ 2031 01:38:58,873 --> 01:39:00,207 ♪ I don't mean paparazzi ♪ 2032 01:39:00,240 --> 01:39:01,576 ♪ Suicidal doors, yeah ♪ 2033 01:39:01,609 --> 01:39:02,976 ♪ On my whips, kamikaze ♪ 2034 01:39:03,010 --> 01:39:03,878 ♪ Pullin' out the lobby ♪ 2035 01:39:03,912 --> 01:39:04,712 ♪ Just to kill ♪ 2036 01:39:04,746 --> 01:39:05,513 ♪ That's my only hobby ♪ 2037 01:39:05,547 --> 01:39:06,815 ♪ If you a wave ♪ 2038 01:39:06,848 --> 01:39:08,215 ♪ Then I'm a fuckin' tsunami ♪ 2039 01:39:08,248 --> 01:39:10,150 ♪ One time for the bitches in the back ♪ 2040 01:39:10,184 --> 01:39:11,519 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2041 01:39:11,553 --> 01:39:12,554 ♪ Two times if they don't know how to act ♪ 2042 01:39:12,587 --> 01:39:14,221 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2043 01:39:14,254 --> 01:39:15,088 ♪ Three times and you know that it's a wrap ♪ 2044 01:39:15,122 --> 01:39:16,156 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2045 01:39:16,190 --> 01:39:17,257 ♪ Got a way with words, baby ♪ 2046 01:39:17,291 --> 01:39:18,693 ♪ I can give you that ♪ ♪ But ♪ 2047 01:39:18,726 --> 01:39:20,762 ♪ Who else comin' with a drip like this ♪ 2048 01:39:20,795 --> 01:39:23,263 ♪ Plus spit like a fully loaded Draco clip ♪ 2049 01:39:23,297 --> 01:39:24,899 ♪ Bow down when you talkin' to the queen ♪ 2050 01:39:24,933 --> 01:39:25,900 ♪ Get a grip ♪ 2051 01:39:25,934 --> 01:39:27,000 ♪ Man, I gave you bitches life ♪ 2052 01:39:27,034 --> 01:39:28,068 ♪ And this the thanks I get ♪ 2053 01:39:28,101 --> 01:39:29,403 ♪ Youuuu ♪ 2054 01:39:29,436 --> 01:39:30,404 ♪ Think that you know ♪ 2055 01:39:30,437 --> 01:39:31,706 ♪ But don't stand too close ♪ 2056 01:39:31,739 --> 01:39:33,741 ♪ 'Cause I might explode ♪ ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 2057 01:39:33,775 --> 01:39:34,542 ♪ Youuuu ♪ 2058 01:39:34,576 --> 01:39:35,577 ♪ Must be confused ♪ 2059 01:39:35,610 --> 01:39:36,911 ♪ You wanna play games ♪ 2060 01:39:36,945 --> 01:39:39,079 ♪ But I wrote the rules ♪ ♪ Ha, ha ♪ 2061 01:39:39,112 --> 01:39:41,716 ♪ God only knows the things I could do ♪ 2062 01:39:41,749 --> 01:39:43,183 ♪ If you cross me ♪ 2063 01:39:43,217 --> 01:39:45,252 ♪ Then I'ma cross you ♪ ♪ Youuuu ♪ 2064 01:39:45,285 --> 01:39:46,186 ♪ Yes, you ♪ 2065 01:39:46,220 --> 01:39:46,955 ♪ Keep pushing your luck ♪ 2066 01:39:46,987 --> 01:39:48,188 ♪ And you can find out ♪ 2067 01:39:48,222 --> 01:39:49,122 ♪ Real soon, boo ♪ 2068 01:39:49,156 --> 01:39:50,023 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2069 01:39:50,057 --> 01:39:51,693 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2070 01:39:51,726 --> 01:39:52,760 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2071 01:39:52,794 --> 01:39:53,561 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2072 01:39:53,595 --> 01:39:54,394 ♪ Off, off ♪ 2073 01:39:54,428 --> 01:39:55,229 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2074 01:39:55,262 --> 01:39:57,030 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2075 01:39:57,064 --> 01:39:57,966 ♪ Play dead bitch ♪ 2076 01:39:57,998 --> 01:39:59,199 ♪ You heard what I said bitch ♪ 2077 01:39:59,233 --> 01:40:00,300 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2078 01:40:00,334 --> 01:40:02,102 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2079 01:40:02,135 --> 01:40:02,937 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2080 01:40:02,971 --> 01:40:03,905 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2081 01:40:03,938 --> 01:40:04,739 ♪ Off, off ♪ 2082 01:40:04,772 --> 01:40:05,773 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2083 01:40:05,807 --> 01:40:07,642 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2084 01:40:07,675 --> 01:40:08,643 ♪ Play dead bitch ♪ 2085 01:40:08,676 --> 01:40:09,944 ♪ You heard what I said bitch ♪ 2086 01:40:09,978 --> 01:40:10,945 ♪ Use the plot ♪ 2087 01:40:10,979 --> 01:40:12,312 ♪ And it's your last mistake ♪ 2088 01:40:12,346 --> 01:40:13,581 ♪ You'll be modeling cement boots ♪ 2089 01:40:13,615 --> 01:40:14,782 ♪ Bottom of a lake ♪ 2090 01:40:14,816 --> 01:40:15,984 ♪ You know I be fresh to death ♪ 2091 01:40:16,016 --> 01:40:17,417 ♪ Like every damn wake ♪ 2092 01:40:17,451 --> 01:40:18,720 ♪ See me bust down the roley ♪ 2093 01:40:18,753 --> 01:40:20,254 ♪ Put some diamonds in your face ♪ 2094 01:40:20,287 --> 01:40:22,289 ♪ And this 24 karat chain still heavy weight ♪ 2095 01:40:22,322 --> 01:40:23,658 ♪ Walked it up the roadway ♪ 2096 01:40:23,691 --> 01:40:25,425 ♪ You already late ♪ 2097 01:40:25,459 --> 01:40:27,294 ♪ No my number be the same in every single state ♪ 2098 01:40:27,327 --> 01:40:28,796 ♪ It's 911 ♪ 2099 01:40:28,830 --> 01:40:30,264 ♪ Catch me burnin' up the place ♪ 2100 01:40:30,297 --> 01:40:32,232 ♪ So, say it loud for the bitches in the back ♪ 2101 01:40:32,266 --> 01:40:33,601 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2102 01:40:33,635 --> 01:40:34,836 ♪ Two times if they don't know how to act ♪ 2103 01:40:34,869 --> 01:40:36,236 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2104 01:40:36,270 --> 01:40:37,605 ♪ Three times and you know that it's a wrap ♪ 2105 01:40:37,639 --> 01:40:38,773 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2106 01:40:38,806 --> 01:40:39,574 ♪ Got a way words, baby ♪ 2107 01:40:39,607 --> 01:40:41,241 ♪ I can give you that ♪ 2108 01:40:41,275 --> 01:40:43,277 ♪ Who else comin' with a drip like this ♪ 2109 01:40:43,310 --> 01:40:45,780 ♪ Plus spit like a fully loaded Draco clip ♪ 2110 01:40:45,813 --> 01:40:47,515 ♪ Bow down when you talkin' to the queen ♪ 2111 01:40:47,549 --> 01:40:48,750 ♪ Get a grip ♪ 2112 01:40:48,783 --> 01:40:49,751 ♪ Man, I gave you bitches life ♪ 2113 01:40:49,784 --> 01:40:50,752 ♪ And this the thanks I get ♪ 2114 01:40:50,785 --> 01:40:51,920 ♪ Youuuu ♪ 2115 01:40:51,953 --> 01:40:52,921 ♪ Think that you know ♪ 2116 01:40:52,954 --> 01:40:53,855 ♪ But don't stand too close ♪ 2117 01:40:53,888 --> 01:40:55,657 ♪ Cause I might explode ♪ 2118 01:40:55,690 --> 01:40:56,524 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 2119 01:40:56,558 --> 01:40:57,592 ♪ Youuuu ♪ 2120 01:40:57,625 --> 01:40:58,492 ♪ Much be confused ♪ 2121 01:40:58,526 --> 01:40:59,861 ♪ You wanna plays games ♪ 2122 01:40:59,894 --> 01:41:02,195 ♪ But I wrote the rules ♪ ♪ Ha, ha ♪ 2123 01:41:02,229 --> 01:41:04,532 ♪ God only knows the things I could do ♪ 2124 01:41:04,566 --> 01:41:06,099 ♪ If you cross me ♪ 2125 01:41:06,133 --> 01:41:07,869 ♪ Then I'ma cross you ♪ ♪ Youuuu ♪ 2126 01:41:07,902 --> 01:41:08,803 ♪ Yes, you ♪ 2127 01:41:08,836 --> 01:41:09,671 ♪ Keep pushing your luck ♪ 2128 01:41:09,704 --> 01:41:10,805 ♪ And you can find out ♪ 2129 01:41:10,838 --> 01:41:11,706 ♪ Real soon, boo ♪ 2130 01:41:11,739 --> 01:41:12,840 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2131 01:41:12,874 --> 01:41:14,609 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2132 01:41:14,642 --> 01:41:15,475 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2133 01:41:15,510 --> 01:41:16,376 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2134 01:41:16,410 --> 01:41:17,277 ♪ Off, off ♪ 2135 01:41:17,311 --> 01:41:18,111 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2136 01:41:18,145 --> 01:41:19,881 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2137 01:41:19,914 --> 01:41:20,882 ♪ Play dead bitch ♪ 2138 01:41:20,915 --> 01:41:22,182 ♪ You heard what I said bitch ♪ 2139 01:41:22,215 --> 01:41:23,183 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2140 01:41:23,216 --> 01:41:24,719 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2141 01:41:24,752 --> 01:41:25,720 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2142 01:41:25,753 --> 01:41:26,621 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2143 01:41:26,654 --> 01:41:27,622 ♪ Off, off ♪ 2144 01:41:27,655 --> 01:41:28,455 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2145 01:41:28,488 --> 01:41:30,123 ♪ Off with your head ♪ 2146 01:41:30,157 --> 01:41:31,025 ♪ Play dead bitch ♪ 2147 01:41:31,059 --> 01:41:35,462 ♪ You heard what I said bitch ♪ 2148 01:41:35,495 --> 01:41:39,534 (doo-wop music) ♪ Oooh, oooh ♪ 2149 01:41:39,567 --> 01:41:41,368 ♪ Oooooh ♪ 2150 01:41:41,401 --> 01:41:43,538 ♪ Waaa ♪ 2151 01:41:43,571 --> 01:41:47,075 ♪ Oooh, oooh ♪ 2152 01:41:47,107 --> 01:41:51,946 ♪ Oooooooh, waaa ♪ 2153 01:41:53,014 --> 01:41:56,216 ♪ We broke up just a week ago ♪ 2154 01:41:56,249 --> 01:41:57,819 ♪ How my heart is breaking ♪ 2155 01:41:57,852 --> 01:42:00,521 ♪ He'll never know ♪ 2156 01:42:00,555 --> 01:42:02,189 ♪ Each night I cry myself to sleep ♪ 2157 01:42:02,222 --> 01:42:05,026 ♪ I count my tears and scattered sheep ♪ 2158 01:42:05,059 --> 01:42:09,229 ♪ I'll never stop loving you ♪ 2159 01:42:09,262 --> 01:42:13,568 ♪ But now I know what to do ♪ 2160 01:42:13,601 --> 01:42:18,006 ♪ I'll light a candle ♪ 2161 01:42:18,039 --> 01:42:22,977 ♪ And hope you'll see me ♪ 2162 01:42:24,144 --> 01:42:27,414 ♪ Guiding light, shining bright ♪ 2163 01:42:27,447 --> 01:42:32,285 ♪ And come back to me ♪ 2164 01:42:33,121 --> 01:42:37,892 ♪ Oooh, waaa ♪ 2165 01:42:37,925 --> 01:42:40,595 (doo-wop music) 2166 01:42:44,799 --> 01:42:49,236 ♪ I'll light a candle ♪ 2167 01:42:49,269 --> 01:42:54,108 ♪ I'll say a prayer ♪ 2168 01:42:55,275 --> 01:42:56,443 ♪ It's one thing that cheers me ♪ 2169 01:42:56,476 --> 01:42:59,446 ♪ I know someone hears me ♪ 2170 01:42:59,479 --> 01:43:03,885 ♪ Way up there ♪ 2171 01:43:03,918 --> 01:43:08,388 ♪ I'll light a candle ♪ 2172 01:43:08,422 --> 01:43:13,226 ♪ And hope you'll see me ♪ 2173 01:43:14,428 --> 01:43:17,999 ♪ Guiding light, shining bright ♪ 2174 01:43:18,032 --> 01:43:22,837 ♪ And darling, please come back to me ♪ 2175 01:43:26,174 --> 01:43:28,042 ♪ Ohhh ♪ 152360

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