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Neil Armstrong for Houston.
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I'm about to step off the lunar module.
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That's one small step for man.
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One giant leap for mankind.
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Oh, the... History.
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No, you made history.
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I told you to wait up because my flip fell
asleep.
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Ah, this stinks.
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I'm sorry, Buzz.
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Houston was asking.
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I just tell me you didn't say a little
quote.
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Please tell me that much, Neil.
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Of course.
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What was it, dare I ask?
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A small step for man, giant leap for
mankind.
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I don't know.
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Oh, man, that is so cool.
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Oh!
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We accomplished our mission together.
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Who cares about this?
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Ah, I'm a little boy on the moon.
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Jumping and singing on the moon.
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Oh, everything alright, crew?
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Yeah, Houston, we're just experiencing
some giddy excitement.
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Oh, no, Houston correction.
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That is me being the first person to both
jump and sing on the moon.
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Ah!
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James, that match, Neil.
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Boom!
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First fist pump on the moon.
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Ah!
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Okay, Buzz.
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Pardon me while I do our job.
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Houston, the surface is fine and powdery.
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I think that would be... Wait!
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Wait!
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Wait!
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Wait!
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Wait!
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Wait!
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Wait!
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Wait!
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Wait!
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Wait!
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You all thought you could do all the first
without me?
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Well, I'm stuck in the command module like
a jump.
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Uh-uh!
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Oh, oh, look at this.
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Oh, yummy!
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First person to eat moon.
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Oh!
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Super tasty!
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Guess I'll be on all the record books.
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Sorry.
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Michael, we needed you up in the command
module.
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I think pilots itself.
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NASA.
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First person to read on the moon.
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First image, you look on the moon.
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Two plus nine is 12.
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First math on the moon.
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It's 11, Buzz.
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Can I have anything, Neil?
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I'm not even trying to compete with Buzz.
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First person to drink.
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Oh, jinx, minx.
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That's D-U-M.
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Dumb first person to spell.
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Dumb is spelled with a B, Buzz.
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But dumb?
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What?
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Okay, none of this matters.
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We did this together for our country.
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You're right.
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For our country.
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First person to say, P, you stink,
you do this.
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Oh, man.
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A Primero, a Blar, Español, on the Luna.
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First person to not understand on the
Luna.
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First, raise the roof and go... on the
moon.
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First to be a second and raise the roof on
the moon.
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First day, give a shout out to my boys.
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Yo, what up, Diego?
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It's your boy on the moon.
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What?
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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First injury on the moon.
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It's hard.
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No, it's near as we heard.
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Thank you.
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We got you.
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We got you.
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Sorry, guys.
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I got carried away.
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I feel like a total jerk.
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First to feel like a total jerk on the
moon.
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Okay, Houston, we're gonna need a minute.
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Take your time, over.
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First, a radio into the moon.
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You know it's time.
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Many of you want to fight.
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Some of you may even think that you fight
is wise, but this is falling.
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Give me Harry Potter.
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And none shall be harmed.
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You have won.
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What's you waiting for?
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Grab him.
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That sound okay, Nagini.
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Do you think Harry Potter was scared?
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I hope he was scared.
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Do you reckon he knows we can still hear
him?
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Come here, you cute little baby.
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Give daddy a kiss.
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Oh,
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Nagini, you need to brush your teeth.
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Voldemort, you never hung up.
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What?
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Who's there?
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Oh, look, Lucy, Lucy, it's one second.
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Oh, pardon me, my lord, I didn't realize
you were in his best.
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Are you wearing Daisy Dukes?
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Get out!
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Get out!
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You weren't supposed to see me like this.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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Me and the boys are watching the real
housewives of Diagon Alley.
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Oh, okay, okay, just record it.
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Lucius Malfoy, more like useless mouth.
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Where am I riding?
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My right hand students, we've heard
enough.
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Stop.
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Stop tempting the Dino nuggets.
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Well, you're gonna go straight to my
thighs.
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It's okay, Nagini.
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That's what these muggles spanks are for.
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Look, what they do for my cauldron cakes.
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Now, that's real magic.
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Ah, little secret, Nagini, the Dark Lord
wears a girdle and spanks.
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Oh, la, la.
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Voldemort, buddy, you gotta hang up.
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It's Harry Potter.
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Harry Potter!
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That's the name of the kid I hate.
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Harry Harry Potter, Harry Harry Potter,
coolest, smartest boy who lived.
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I made that up right now, Nagini.
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Maybe I pulled out my acoustic guitar and
started doing some real magic.
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This one goes out to the lovers.
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Loving is for lovers.
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I love loving.
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I love my big old Nagini baby.
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Voldemort, please, stop.
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What's that, Nagini?
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They know about the girl.
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How?
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I never hung up.
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Students of Hogwarts.
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Did you hear any of that?
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Yes, crud.
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What do I say?
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Yes.
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Oh, yes, that's good.
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If you tell a single soul, all about a
cadaver you and everyone you care about.
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And we're all smooth recovery.
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That is one of my main strengths,
thinking on my toes, my other strength.
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Being a bedwetting survivor, I've almost
lived it.
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We can still hear you.
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No, I am pressing into call, Nagini.
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It's not working.
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Well, then, why don't you try,
Mrs. Noah Pendunes?
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Oh, sorry, Daddy, sorry, he yelled.
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Okay, okay, this is the end.
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For real, bring me Harry Potter and never
speak about this to anyone.
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Okay, love you.
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Bye.
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No, no, no, I didn't.
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I don't love you.
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I hate you.
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Okay, that's it.
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I'm breaking my wand.
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Oh, baby, I hate you.
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Oh, baby, I hate you.
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Do you reckon you know if you still hear
me?
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Do you reckon you know if you still hear
me?
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Do you reckon you know if you still hear
me?
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Oh, baby, watch out for my hair.
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Oh, you reckon you still did this.
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When one of us is sick, it's bad enough.
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But when we're both sick, we need
something that works fast.
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Between the kids and
our jobs, there's just no
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room in our busy
schedule to be stuck in bed.
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That's why we trust Mountain Tech's extra
care to get me back on my feet.
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It goes above.
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It goes above and beyond, other.
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I think I have it worse.
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You did not have it worse.
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We're equally sick.
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Rich, you did not just pass out.
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Oh, I'm awake.
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It goes above.
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It hurts to talk.
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It goes above and beyond
other cold medicines to
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get your real cold and his
man -cold under control.
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Five more minutes.
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Not good tax works fast, even with its
temperature.
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102.
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But after just one dose.
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It was my day.
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I can't.
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98.9.
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Oh, I should probably call out from work
again.
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Sure, honey.
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Oh, I wish I could have worked.
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Because life doesn't stop when you get
sick.
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That's why I trust the Mountain Tech's
brand to always have my back.
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I can't hear you when you mumble.
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Your head hurts.
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Cause you eat a popsicle.
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Rich, it's not even 8 a.m.
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And now your tummy hurts?
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And it's over the counter.
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Which means you don't need a doctor's
prescription to get... Just a second.
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And it's over the counter.
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Which means you don't need a doctor's
prescription to...
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What?
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I can't reach my water.
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I can't... Dink, you, baby.
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So the next time you feel
a cold coming on, reach for
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Mountain Tech's extra care
to get you back on your feet.
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I thought you were sick.
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I think watching make me feel better.
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Next time you're not feeling well, ask your
wife to pick up Mountain Tech's extra care.
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And that concludes our time to your
presentation.
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Are we ready to buy?
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Well, it's very convincing, but
I think... Oh, hold that thought.
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Because our money guy Manning is about to
give you a number that'll blow your mind.
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Okay, here comes the hard sell.
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Remember, we are not buying a time share.
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We say no, get the free gift, and go.
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Okay.
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Hello, members.
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How's everybody doing tonight?
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Yes.
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Hi, five.
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Hi, five.
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Yes, okay.
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I love it.
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I am Manny from Manila.
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You're funny.
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This is funny.
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We haven't said anything.
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You're speaking with your energy,
and I feel it, and I love it.
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I must dance.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I am.
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Thank you.
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Marisa told me that you two are no
nonsense persons.
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You know what, guys, and I respect that.
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So this is the lowest I can go,
okay?
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10% down.
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That's a good deal.
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I think that's a good deal.
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Is it?
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We don't know what its 10% of could be 10%
of 2 billion.
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Oh!
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2 billion.
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It's funny.
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It's funny, guys.
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You know what?
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Because you're so funny, I want to reward
you, okay?
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So how about this one, guys?
272
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You buy the time show right now,
and I throw in 7,000 bonus points.
273
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,160
Marisa dance.
274
00:13:28,161 --> 00:13:29,161
Oh, wow.
275
00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:29,720
No!
276
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:35,560
I can't tell because Manny, you are not
supposed to offer that many points.
277
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,080
Do not tell our balls.
278
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:38,880
The points.
279
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:39,900
They can't tell their balls.
280
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,080
You look a good deal.
281
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:41,920
Oh, no.
282
00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:43,380
It's a tactic.
283
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,180
They pretend like they're breaking the
rules to help us out.
284
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,360
Gary.
285
00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:50,300
I have never pretended a day in my life.
286
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,800
Except when I pretended I hate dancing.
287
00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:55,180
Marisa, one more time, please.
288
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:55,720
Yes!
289
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000
Wow!
290
00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:57,420
Yes!
291
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:03,540
Yeah, I just don't think we can swing it.
292
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:04,920
Gary, look.
293
00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:11,720
If you don't tell my balls, I can offer
you 5,000 bonus points.
294
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,820
Plus four equals 9,000 bonus points.
295
00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:15,860
How about that one?
296
00:14:16,805 --> 00:14:19,960
I know we said we weren't going to say
yes, but maybe yes.
297
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,620
No, come on.
298
00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:24,320
I mean, what even are these points he's
talking about?
299
00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:26,400
Yeah, that's the good kind of point.
300
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:27,240
You know?
301
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:28,660
You're not basketball.
302
00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:29,800
Shoot!
303
00:14:29,801 --> 00:14:30,801
Shaquil!
304
00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:32,380
Switch!
305
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,920
Okay, but seriously, Gary, let's be
seriously.
306
00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:40,240
Don't basketball players deserve
vacations.
307
00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:41,720
Two, three, four.
308
00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:42,916
Come on, Miss Gary, dance with me.
309
00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:43,940
Wow!
310
00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:44,300
Yeah!
311
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,440
She's flexible.
312
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,160
And skip.
313
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:51,840
She's a keeper.
314
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,580
Okay, Gary, look.
315
00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,120
This is my best.
316
00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:00,490
By noon.
317
00:15:02,780 --> 00:15:04,300
Last opera.
318
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,980
Oh, okay.
319
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,580
And honestly, honestly.
320
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,820
It might just give me.
321
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,240
Oh, Manny!
322
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,300
Stop!
323
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,240
There's a sniper rifle aimed at my head.
324
00:15:20,105 --> 00:15:22,940
The bosses know you're offering too much.
325
00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:26,140
Okay, I see that you have a laser pointer.
326
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,320
Oh, you don't.
327
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,260
Marissa and I die.
328
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,420
Oh, but it is important for you to have
good vacations.
329
00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:41,140
Okay, so this is my final opera.
330
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,620
1% down.
331
00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:47,380
500,000 bonus points, Marissa!
332
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,740
Oh, no!
333
00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:56,340
She died!
334
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,520
She died!
335
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,340
Boy, you are benefits.
336
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:01,960
Oh, okay.
337
00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:04,500
She clearly pretended to die.
338
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:05,760
I can hear her breathing.
339
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,380
And I'm pretty sure you're not even from
Manila.
340
00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:12,340
You're right.
341
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,980
I'm from Denver, Colorado.
342
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,700
Okay, let's go.
343
00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:21,980
Gary, come on, man.
344
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:23,900
You used to be so funny.
345
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,700
You're not even making me laugh anymore.
346
00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:29,760
I don't even feel like dancing.
347
00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:37,890
Manny, wait.
348
00:16:37,970 --> 00:16:38,970
Yes.
349
00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:41,730
I want to prioritize vacations.
350
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:44,170
I want memories that last a lifetime.
351
00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:45,690
I want points.
352
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,250
You have made Marissa alive again.
353
00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:50,530
Come on, Gary.
354
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:54,190
That's all it's possible with a timeshare.
355
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:54,930
Okay.
356
00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:55,590
Whoa.
357
00:16:55,591 --> 00:16:56,730
Let me be ready.
358
00:16:58,470 --> 00:16:59,470
Whoa.
359
00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:12,140
Hello for Jacob.
360
00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:13,320
That's us.
361
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,020
We're on our big European vacation.
362
00:17:15,345 --> 00:17:17,080
And this one decides to catch a nasty
cold.
363
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:21,100
Oh, normally we prefer not to be sick on
holiday, yeah?
364
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:21,660
Exactly.
365
00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:26,280
Yes, and you are Jacob's wife.
366
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,780
What?
367
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,960
I'm his mother.
368
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:31,900
Mother, huh?
369
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:35,480
He is very small for an American.
370
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,860
Jacob's very young.
371
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,760
Oh, yes, silly me.
372
00:17:40,780 --> 00:17:43,020
He is clearly a teenager.
373
00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:46,270
He's a baby.
374
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,000
Oh, I'm a baby.
375
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:49,980
Oh, sorry, silly me.
376
00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:52,680
Oh, many of my country do not handle
babies.
377
00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:58,200
Okay, but you are a pediatrician.
378
00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:03,480
Oh, a male pediatrician.
379
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,040
Oh, that is a good one.
380
00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:07,260
I will have to tell that one to the boys.
381
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,260
Oh, they will laugh.
382
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,600
But you are a doctor.
383
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:13,360
Oh, yes, very much so.
384
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,680
Observe.
385
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:15,980
Let's see.
386
00:18:15,981 --> 00:18:17,780
Here's looking good.
387
00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,100
No infection.
388
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,060
I'll assume that one's good.
389
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,780
Here's looking a little small,
though, maybe.
390
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:27,580
Maybe really small.
391
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,300
What kind of weird tiny man is this?
392
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,260
Just said he's a baby.
393
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,040
Oh, the day.
394
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,660
Yes, yes.
395
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:42,440
Did I mention how I am not how you say,
I'm a baby, a troncian.
396
00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,560
You got worse at saying that word?
397
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Yes.
398
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:49,960
Okay, Jacob, be honest.
399
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:52,780
Do you smoke cigarettes?
400
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:55,980
He doesn't.
401
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,040
What baby smokes?
402
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,220
I don't know.
403
00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:01,940
Maybe 60% of the babies in Colaganford?
404
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:03,620
Yeah.
405
00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:05,580
Okay, and exam continues.
406
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,740
What country are you from?
407
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,800
European.
408
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,440
Okay.
409
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,840
Who's ready for an exam?
410
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:29,780
Jacob, read to me the first line,
please.
411
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,920
Jacob, read to me the second line,
please.
412
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,880
Jacob, read to me the third line,
please.
413
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,240
Oh, okay.
414
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:55,020
Jacob, there is no easy way to say this,
but you're blind.
415
00:19:58,270 --> 00:19:59,270
No, he isn't.
416
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,760
He just can't read.
417
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,040
Oh, then your son is dumb.
418
00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:10,540
Personally, I would rather be blind,
but maybe in America being a dumb,
419
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:11,900
smoking baby is good.
420
00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:14,740
In terra something.
421
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:15,860
You're dumb.
422
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,760
You're treating this baby like he's 25.
423
00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:21,980
If I'm so dumb, Mrs. Smarty-pants,
then how come I'm a doctor?
424
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,820
And I, doctor, and a dentist.
425
00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:26,580
Say, I, Jacob.
426
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:36,440
Okay.
427
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:38,340
Your husband's teeth.
428
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,700
He only has one.
429
00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:45,360
Maybe a two.
430
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:48,880
And one is receding into the gums.
431
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,220
And they're so tiny.
432
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,100
They're baby teeth.
433
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,740
Inside the mouth of a full grown man.
434
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,960
We must study him, and if necessary,
destroy him.
435
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:04,760
Can I get another doctor?
436
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:06,360
Silence, mommy.
437
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,020
I am ready to make my diagnosis.
438
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:13,980
Your teenage husband has a baby coat.
439
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,360
Great, thank you.
440
00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:17,900
He should be finding a few days.
441
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,400
Your bill is zero.
442
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:20,860
That's your baby.
443
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,100
Ooh.
444
00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,540
A river there, chit-chow.
445
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:25,700
Bo-mo-y-ish.
446
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,940
Off he just said, cherry-o.
447
00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:29,460
Aloha!
448
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,560
Or a wah.
449
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,840
Okay, bye bye.
450
00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:33,860
Next please.
451
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,060
I am going to laugh out loud.
452
00:21:39,061 --> 00:21:43,220
That's what I'm scared of.
453
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,500
Oh, I wish I could work.
454
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:52,400
I was wimpy right there.
455
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,880
Come on, Jenny, dance.
456
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:10,220
It's a river.
457
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,220
It's your boy, check it.
458
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,420
What are you waiting for?
459
00:22:15,660 --> 00:22:15,880
Grab it!
460
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,080
We'll be waiting for.
461
00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:18,140
Grab it!
462
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:21,400
Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
bye.
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