Original subtitles

(music playing)

Mr. Bean: (makes car racing noise)

(knocking)

What the?

Bean?

Oh.

(knocking)

Irma: Beany!

Oh.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

(knocking)

Come in.

It's on.

Yes I know.

Fantastic, isn't it?

Irma: No.

The Dancing Show.

Mr. Bean: What?

What? It's...

Oh no!

It's the final.

Oh, don't they move

beautifully?

(sighs)

Irma: Bean, look!

(laughs)

Ah not bad.

Not bad.

Male: And the winners,

couple number three.

And you could be

our next winner.

Yes, you.

Dance heats

are taking place today

in a park near you.

Oh, look.

That's our park.

Why don't we enter

the competition?

Shame we can't dance.

Mr. Bean: Dah.

It's so easy.

Come on.

I'll show you.

Irma: Ooh. Oh!

- One, two, three... - Ah.

- Mr. Bean: One, two... - Irma: Oh.

Mr. Bean: (singing)

Irma: Ooh.

Mr. Bean: One, two, three...

Irma: Ooh! Ow!

Watch where you're putting your feet.

Irma: What? Oh.

Mr. Bean: (singing)

Irma: Oh.

Ta-da!

Ooh.

Ow!

Ah.

Oh.

We'll never be good enough

to enter the competition.

- Oh. - Bye.

Hmm.

I'll show her.

(singing)

Ah.

This is the place.

Ah.

Huh. Oh.

Dance class?

Yes, come in.

Come in.

Mr. Bean: Ah, thank you.

(laughs) Right.

Let us begin.

Mrs. Enderby. (claps)

Mrs. Enderby?

Hello. Hello.

Oh. Err,

oh, huh.

And a one, two, three,

one, two, three,

one, two, three.

Oh.

Oh. Sorry. Oh.

One, two, three

(muttering)

- Oh. - Ah!

Doh. Oh.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Gracious.

Female: Mrs. Enderby?

Oh.

Let's try again, shall we?

(mumbling)

Right.

And a one, two, three,

one, two, three, one, two, three,

- one, two, three... - Oh this is good. (singing)

One, two, three..

Oh, steady now.

- Mr. Bean: (singing) - Female: Oh dear.

Female: Oh.

Mrs. Enderby: Oh.

Mr. Bean: Ah.

Huh, huh, Yes, oh. Ah.

Yours, I believe?

Doh.

Here, let me move it.

Get it out of your way.

That'll be better there, I think. Mm.

Let's try again, shall we?

Mrs. Enderby?

Right.

Oh.

Ah ha. (laughs)

Oh, that's it.

Keep going.

Absolutely.

Ooh.

Oh. Ooh!

Mr. Bean: (singing) Oh.

Oh, this is nice

(singing)

- Ah! - Female: Whoa!

- Mr. Bean Ooh! - Female: Ooh! Argh!

Oh.

Are you okay?

Female: Uh.

Oof!

I'll have to teach myself now.

(singing)

Oh, hello.

Oh. Hello, Bean.

Mr. Bean: Now, let me see.

Ducks.

Dinosaurs.

Dentistry.

Ah ha.

Here we are.

Dancing.

Oh.

Good.

Hmm.

Oh.

Gracious!

One,

two,

three.

And one, two...

doh, what is it again?

Ah.

No, one, two, three.

Oh,

I can't see the book now.

Oh, this isn't going to work.

Oh!

I know!

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Ah!

(music playing)

There we go.

Right.

Let's get started.

Looks pretty simple.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Female: Doh. Oh.

One, two, three.

Male: Ooh! Careful.

Piece of cake.

I think I've got it.

Irma.

- Mm hm? - I can dance.

Really?

Will you join me?

Um, okay.

Mr. Bean: Come on.

- Oh. - Um.

Oh. One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

- One, two, three. - Irma: Oh.

- One, two, three. - Ooh.

- Ta da! - Ooh.

I'll meet you at the park after work.

Okay.

(humming)

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

All right, Dave.

All done.

Mr. Bean: What?

Doh.

What?

Wait!

(music playing)

No!

No, let me out!

Help!

Argh! I'm locked in here.

(banging)

Huh. I've been shouting.

- I've been... - What?

Oh.

Oh no!

Oh no. Oh no.

Ah.

Wait! Wait!

Oh.

Huh.

Come on. Come on.

Where is he?

- What time do you call this? - Come on.

I'm sure there's still time.

Irma: Oh.

(music playing)

And the winners are couple number two.

- Ooh. - Oh.

I'm sorry.

Oh, Bean.

Mr. Bean: Irma?

Irma?

Oh dear.

Oh.

I wonder.

Ha.

Mm.

(chuckles)

Mm!

Uhh!

Good.

(chuckles)

Mr. Bean: Right.

Now.

There we go.

Right.

Perfect.

(music playing)

Irma.

I've found a new dance competition.

What?

- Really? - Yes.

Come on. Come on.

There we are.

But this is your house.

Yes. Come on, this way.

Ta-da!

Oh.

Oh, Beany!

(clears throat)

May I have the pleasure of this dance?

Irma: Oh!

Ooh!

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

(music playing)

Ta-da!

Oh.

Will the judges please reveal their scores?

Thank you.

(drumroll)

Ten.

Oh, that's marvellous.

Ten. And another.

Thank you. Thank you.

Ooh.

Mr. Bean: Teddy?

Your score please?

Ten.

I won!

- Mm. - Oh!

We won.

Oh, yes. We won.

Thank you, Teddy.

Thank you.

(music playing)