Original subtitles

[theme music]

[scoffs]

Ah. Good morning.

Oh. Sorry. There's the prices.

What?!

[grumbling]

Honestly.

Let me see.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

[cars honking]

- Yes, yes, all right. - [honking continues]

[sputters]

- There's your map. - Oh.

- Enjoy yourself. - Thank you very much.

Bye.

Ooh! [chuckles]

Hello. Thank you.

Oh, look.

Giraffes.

[chuckles]

- [giraffes makes noises] - [chuckles]

[gasps]

Lions.

- [car rattles] - [giggles]

Look at that.

[roars]

[snores]

[imitates lion]

[chuckles]

Ooh.

All right, come on.

[honks horn]

[snarls]

[roars]

[thudding]

- Go on. Go on. - [roars]

Thank you.

[both chittering]

Ohh, look at them.

[chuckles]

Ahh, good idea.

Time for a snack, Teddy.

Now then.

Cheers.

[all chittering]

- Ahh, very ni-- - [chitters]

gasps] Ohh!

Hello!

[imitates chittering]

Oh. [mumbles]

[mumbles]

Ahh! [chuckles]

You'd like one of these, wouldn't you?

Oh, sorry.

I'm really sorry.

- [angry chittering] - No. No.

No. Oi! What do you think you're doing?!

- Oi! Come back here! - [chittering]

Come here. Come here!

Give that back!

[all chittering]

Oh, yes, very clever. Huh.

Hooligans! That's what you are!

Hooligans.

[groans]

[mumbling]

I mean, look! Look!

Oh!

[grunts]

[gasps]

Oh, no!

Oh, I don't believe it.

[grumbling]

Honestly.

[all chittering]

- [horn honking] - [roars]

- [horn honks] - [tires skid]

[Mr. Bean] Good-bye.

- [tires skid] - [groans]

[odd squeak]

Eh?

What's that squeak?

[chittering]

Hmm, not that.

[gasps] Oh my goodness me!

- [chitters] - Oh, my.

[stammers]

- [chittering] - Come back! No, no!

[stammering]

Come back here! Oh!

Oh, no. Not up there.

Oh, no.

[chittering]

Ah! Right.

- [whimpers] - Give that back to me.

[chitters]

Thank you.

- Oh... - [whimpers]

Oh, no. It's all right.

Oh. No, it's okay. Uh...

Do you want it back?

[mumbles] Look. Look.

[laughs]

Come on.

- [chitters] - Come on.

Come on, you're okay.

Go on. Have it back.

There you go.

Hmm. Tuck in.

- [happy chitters] - [chuckles]

[imitating monkey]

[both laughing]

[squeaks]

Ah. Hmm.

No, I can't do that.

Come on. Ooh!

[grunts] Ow!

Oh. Ohh! I can do that.

[laughs]

[chitters]

[stammers] Yes, that's for the TV.

[stammers]

Yes, thank you.

- Look. - [loud music on TV]

- Oh, don't be frightened. - [screeching]

Oh...

And breaking news:

Earlier today, the monkey known as Binky

was stolen from his enclosure

at Stonyhurst Safari Park.

[gasps] Oh, dear.

A nationwide search is now on for the kidnapper

who snatched this helpless young monkey

from its loving parents.

But-but I didn't steal him!

- Right. Come on. - [chitters]

Come on.

[gasps] Quick. Quick, quick.

- [mumbles] - You heard about the stolen monkey?

Oh, hello.

- [chitters] - Um...

- I-- - Ooh, hoo-hoo-hoo.

What a lovely day.

Monkey? No...

Oh.

- [chitters] - [grunting]

Big news though.

[scoffs]

Quick. Come on.

Stop.

Would you mind winding down your window, please, sir?

All right, constable. Search that car.

- All clear? - Yeah.

Right. On your way, sir. Thank you.

- Oh. - [chittering]

Shush. It's the police.

Hmm.

[gulps]

Oh-ho.

- Come on. - Okay, sir.

Hmm...

Would you mind stepping out, sir?

We need to do a quick search of your car.

Uh, yes.

Uh, certainly, officer.

- [quiet chitter] - Shh-shh.

Quiet.

- Okay, sir. - Huh.

- All clear. Thank you. - Uh-huh.

Right. On you go, sir.

Thank you.

Whew! Whoo.

Ah.

Hello.

[grumbles]

Thank you.

Oh, give it.

And... there's your map.

No, thank you. I know where I'm going.

Oh.

Enjoy yourself.

[honks horn]

[growls]

Ah, here we are.

Hello!

[chitters]

[both chitter]

- [delighted chittering] - Ohh.

Very good. Okay.

Bye!

[chittering]

Ooh.

Oh!

[nervous muttering]

- Hello. - [chitters]

Oh, thank you.

Thank you very much.

Bye now. Bye.

[grunts] Bye.

- [chitters] - [car door closes]

Oh. Right.

Back to normal.

[low growling]

- [roars] - [whimpers]

[screams]

[theme music]

Ohh... [groans]

[sighs]

- Ohh! - [glass shatters]