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[theme music]

[scoffs]

[music on TV]

[women laughing]

Yeah, that's right!

[both laugh]

- Ho-ho! - [women whooping]

Yeah.

- Come on, you blues! - Go for it! Go on, that's it!

[women's shouting muffled]

[groans]

Honestly.

[laughs]

- Ooh, come on! - [laughs] Ooh!

[fighting sounds]

[Mrs. Wince grunting]

Ooh! Here, you leave him alone!

[Mrs. Wince cheers]

Oh, this is ridiculous.

[Mrs. Wicket] Oh, get up. Come on, love, come on.

You show him how. - Come on, tag me!

- Take over. - [laughs]

- [Mrs. Wince] Ohh! - Tag team!

- Yay! Ooh! - Oh, yeah!

[Mrs. Wicket] Oh, that's right. Come on, love!

- [growls] - [grunts] Whoa.

- What?! - Ooh!

You big bully!

[clears throat] Could you keep the noise down, please?

[both] Shh!

[both] We're watching the wrestling!

- [thudding] - [women groaning]

Ooh, nasty!

Three-a, two-a, one-a...

- He's out! - [laughs]

[both boo and hiss]

[laughs] Yeah!

[laughing]

Ooh.

Thank goodness that's over.

Doesn't matter. He'll win tomorrow.

We've got tickets!

Oh, so you're out tomorrow.

- Yes. - Good.

Peace and quiet.

You said you'd take us in your car, remember?

- What?! - [both] You did.

- Yes. - Ohh!

- Did I? - I was there. I remember.

[sputters]

Hurry up, Bean.

Yes, yes. yes.

All right, all right.

- We'll miss the fight. - Yeah.

[Mr. Bean] Ah, here. we are.

[sighs] Looks pretty full.

[chuckles]

I'll drop you just here.

[giggles] Oh, yes.

[grunting]

Okay, bye.

See you in a couple of hours.

He's good, isn't he?

[sighs] Good riddance.

Now, where am I going to park?

Oh, honestly. All these people.

What have they come for?

Oh!

Ah-ha!

There's a spot.

[car horn beeps]

What the--? [groans]

[sighs]

Huh.

Um... ah!

What about through there?

Oh, look. There's our seats. Come on.

- Ooh. - Ooh, exciting.

It's nice, isn't it?

Good view.

[grunts, then growls]

- Oh! - [laughs]

[grunts]

Ah, perfect.

[chuckles]

Oh, she left that stupid finger behind.

[sighs]

I suppose I should take it to them.

Oh. Ah.

[eating loudly]

- [dramatic music] - Oh, look! Here we go, here we go!

[laughs excitedly]

Ladies and gentlemen,

boys and girls,

welcome to an amazing evening

of wrestling!

It's showtime!

Introducing Super Kick Rick!

[snarls, then laughs]

[audience cheers and chants] Super Kick Rick!

[chanting continues]

Oh, here he is! Go on, Rick!

You show him! [laughs]

[music plays, muffled]

Hey.

[slurps]

- Pretty. Ooh. - [buzzer sounds on P.A.]

[man on P.A.] Bruise Force, it's showtime.

[clears throat]

[snarls]

Yeah. [chuckles]

- [clanks] - Huh?

Huh?

[music plays, muffled]

Where's the auditorium?

- [audience cheers] - Thank you, thank you.

Oh. What about this door?

And now, his opponent,

[audience gasps]

Oh.

Psst! Who are you?

I'm Mr. Bean.

[clears throat] ...Mr. Bean!

- [stammering] - [audience cheers]

I don't think you understand.

[cheering continues]

[stammering]

I'm not actually, uh--

- [stammers] - Oh! There you are.

- [chuckles, then gasps] - Bean?!

Come here.

[grunts] Get off.

Get.

[emcee] Round one!

- Huh? - [snarls]

What? No! No, no.

- There's been a terrible mistake. - [continues snarling]

- [punches land] - [audience groans]

Oi, come here!

Help! Help!

- [thudding] - [grunting]

[panting]

Oh, wait! Bean! My finger!

- Huh? - Hey!

- [thudding] - [snarls]

Right. [grunts]

- Huh. Take it. - [shouting]

Huh? Eh!

Beef.

Three-a, two-a, one-a...

he's out!

The winner... Mr. Bean!

Yeah! You go.

- [audience chants] Mr. Bean! - Oh, thank you, thank you.

Thank you. [laughs]

Thank you.

[grunts]

[shouts]

[grunts]

- [chanting continues] - Oh, thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

[shouts]

[gulps loudly]

Oh, dear.

Come here, weed!

Oh, dear.

Ha!

[laughs]

- No. Oh, no. Oh, no. - [grunts]

- [punching sounds] - [audience groans]

You big bully!

You leave him alone!

That's my Bean!

- I'm not-- - [grunts]

- [laughs] - [Bean muffled mumbling]

Bean! Over here.

Tag me.

Okay. [groans]

Yeah! Tag team!

Whoo-hoo! Tag team!

- Huh? - [both grunting]

- [laughing] - Whoa.

[relieved sigh] Oh, thank goodness.

[gasping]

[both grunting]

[laughs] Got him!

Oh! Very good.

- [wrestler groaning] - [women laughing]

Oh, yes!

[grunts]

- Ha-ha! Take that! - [groans]

[both grunting]

Whoa.

Well I never.

[groans]

[body thuds]

[laughs] Oh-ho!

- Three-a, two-a... - [laughs]

...one-a... he's out!

[women cheering]

Yes! We've done it!

The winners: Team Bean!

Oh, fantastic.

This is brilliant.

- Ta-da! - [audience chants] Team Bean!

Thank you, thank you.

Team Bean! Team Bean!

Team Bean! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[chanting continues]

[sighs]

Where was I?

[Mr. Bean, muffled] Yes! Yes, get him!

- Go for it! - What the--?

[Mr. Bean] Again! Again! Go on!

- Oh, no! - [Mr. Bean] Oh, yes!

- That's no way to treat him! - Bean?

Go for it, go!

- Oh... - [Mr. Bean] Go, go, go, go, go!

- Again! Twist him! - Oi, Bean!

- Keep it down. - [excited muttering]

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

[theme music]

Ohh... [groans]

[sighs]

- Ohh! - [glass shatters]