Original subtitles

Gah!

Ah. [chuckling]

Ah ta ta ta ta.

Ah.

Phew!

Hm.

Hm.

Ah. Good.

Hey. Oi, no room.

What? [mumbling].

Oh.

Get your own shade.

[sighs]

Hm.

Ah.

Right.

Hah.

Lovely.

[mumbling]

[giggles]

Ah!

Perfect.

Uh!

Tut, shh! Oh.

Cor.

Right. [mumbling]

Hm.

There? There?

There.

Hm.

I think...

Here. Right.

[yowling]

[hissing]

[cling]

Hey?

[cling] [cling]

What the...

[cling] [cling] [cling]

Oh, pfft!

[snoring]

Oh, huh. Phew!

Huh.

One more should do it.

Hey?

Ow. What, what?

Go away.

[laughing]

Hey?

Oh.

[laughing]

-And you two. -Whoops.

Go away.

Right.

Okay.

Hey.

Cheers.

Aye, cheers.

Gah!

Oh.

Hm.

Ow!

Oi, what you doing?

Look at the state of my garden.

What... d...

Tidy up.

I've got a visitor coming.

Oh, honestly.

[sighs]

Phew!

Hm?

[gasps]

Oh! oh, help.

Help, help, help!

[mumbling]

I said, tidy up.

There's a buh buh buh.

Oh, oh.

Ah! Oh.

Ooh. Huh. Huh?

Shoo, go on, shoo.

Gah.

[doorbell]

Oh.

Go on! Break it, stupid cat.

Go on, shoo, shoo. Shoo, shoo, shoo.

Ooh. Oh, no.

Hello, dear.

Oh, come in.

Oh, thank you.

Oh. [mumbling]

[Mrs Wicket] Bean!

Argh!

Whoa!

[Mr Bean] Argh!

Oh, no.

Oh, no. No.

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Whoo. Ah.

Phew. Oh.

Ah!

No! Don't!

[mumbling]

Okay, okay, okay

okay, okay.

Oh.

Phew, oh.

There's a bomb.

There's a bomb!

Oh.

Over here, in the shade.

There's gonna be a...

a, a, a [makes explosion noise].

[mumbling]

-Eh? -Oh, the heat's got to him.

There's a buh buh buh.

There's a buh buh buh buh buh.

What's he talking about?

Oh, ignore him.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I've got an idea. Ah!

There we go.

Thank you, dear.

[laughs]

There we go.

You stay there.

Hah.

Ah.

Right. I'm ready.

[snoring]

Hah, ah, ah.

You stay there.

Right.

Is it this one?

Or is it this one?

[yowling]

Argh!

You, you. Oh, no. Oh, no.

No, no, no.

Right.

-What's going on? -Come with me.

Hey, get off.

Come here and look.

See.

It's a bomb.

-Whoa! -Ah, it's a bomb.

Why didn't you say something?

Oh!

Quick, ah!

Oh. Oh, no.

Teddy!

Oh. Come on!

Ooh, Teddy.

[gasps]

Oh, no.

Get out of there. Get out of the...

Go on, move, you stupid...

[explosion]

[yowling]

Oh.

Come here. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Ee. [Gasps].

Oh. Aw.

Bean!

What have you done?

Oh, oh, oh. But...

Oh.

[Laughs]

Oh. Cor.

Well, could be worse.

Oh!

Oh.

Ah hah.

It's alright.

I've got an idea.

Now keep your eyes closed.

Are you ready?

Wait for it. Wait for it.

Ta dah!

Oh, oh.

[laughs]

There we are.

Come and sit down, ladies.

Take the weight off your feet.

[yowling]

Ah. This is the life.

Oh! [laughs]