Original subtitles

Tch!

[sighs]

* O mio babbino caro,

* mi piace,

* bello, bello,

Uh!

* vo'andare in Porta

* Rossa a comperar l'anello.

Oh.

Quick.

Uh.

Arrivederci teddy.

[laughs]

[Irma sighs]

Hmm.

Where is he?

* la da da da...

Mrrrooowwwrr.

[gasps] Aww.

Tsaw...

Tsks.

Grrr.

[engine would not start]

Eh?

[engine chocking]

[engine does not start]

Come on. Come on.

No.

Eh?

[sighs]

[sighs] Tsks!

Where is he?

[sighs]

Ahh.

Hmm.

Now then.

Hmm.

Tsks, oh.

Ah!

Meow.

[gasps]

Meow!

Ow.

Ooh.

[mumbles]

Oh no.

[mumbles]

[grumbles]

Oh no.

Ow. [sighs]

Oh. Where is that man?

Hmm. Where is he?

What time do you call this?

Where's the tickets?

Oh yes.

[inaudible dialogue]

Brrr. You wouldn't believe the...

[mumbles]

But.

Oh and look at you, you're filthy!

Eh?

[gasp]

[sighs]

Ah, thank you.

Ah. Buona sera.

Oh, good evening sir... uh-uh.

- Eh? - Not dressed like that sir.

But...what? [mumbles]

Sorry, uh-uh.

I've been trying to.. [mumbles]

Uh-uh.

What?

Um, over there.

Oh.

I'll be right back.

Tsks. [sighs]

Grrr.

[sniffs] Woof.

Mozart! Ssshh!

Yeah?

Oh yeah, there you go.

Thank you madam.

Ready tomorrow.

Is that alright?

That'll be fine.

- Tsks. - Thank you kindly.

[mumbles] Pff.

Right. Well just a moment while I...

Ah.

Hmm. [unzips]

Oh.

Excuse me?

Hmm.

Tsks, oh.

[snooty lady] I say.

[shop assistant] What is he doing?

[gasps]

Hmm?

Ooh.

Um.

[Mr. Bean sighs]

Well I...

Evening. Evening.

Express please.

Oh. 24 hours.

Eh?

Look!

What?

No, no, no. No, no...

Now, now.

No, no, sorry.

[sighs]

[sighs]

Grrr, woof.

Er, that's my hat.

Oh look!

What?

Eh?

[gasps]

Where's he gone?

Well!

Hmm, oh well.

Now.

Eh?

What the...

This!

[sighs] Okay.

Oh goodness!

[sighs]

Oh.

[mumbles]

Sorry I'm late.

Your ticket madam?

Oh!

[mumbles]

I seem to have mislaid it.

Uh. I'm so sorry madam but no ticket, no entry.

Oh what?

[mumbles]

Oh dear, oh no. Never mind thank you, thank you.

What?

Uh!

Hey!

Oh no.

Where is he?

Ooh.

Ooh!

Oh look at this.

This will help the look.

[laughs]

Ooh.

[mumbles]

Ah!

Alright!

Oh, oh.

[mumbles]

* ma, ma, ma, ma

Ah!

[screams]

It's a disaster!

You're on! You're on!

Not without my wig!!

AH!

Oh.

Excuse me.

[sighs]

Hmm.

Grrr.

[gasps]

Woof.

[gasps]

Oh. Ssshh!

Oh.

Mozart.

Oh no.

Oh!

Woo!!

Phew! you're here...

and two, and you're on.

[gasps]

[clapping]

Ooh!

Oh my goodness!

* Oh mio babbino caro,

* mi piace bello bello,

* vo'andare Porta Rosa

* a comperar l'anello

* Si, si...

[gasps] That's my dress.

Ssshh! Sit down!

Oh yes,

oh I'll just...

oh, ooh.

Mozart.

Oh!

* Mi struggo e mi tormento!

* O Dio,

* verrei morir!

[applause]

Oh!

Phew!!

Woof, woof. Woof, woof.

Grrr.

Oh no.

Bean!

I said it was my dress!

Oh.

[Doorman] It's him!

Right!

Oh no.

[gulp]

* Babbo pietà piet *

Come here, you!

Argh!

[crash]