Original subtitles

Tch!

Oh.

Meow.

Ohh.

Meow.

Purr.

Hello

Oh.

This is going to be brilliant.

Ah.

You can do it Teddy!

Good luck.

Three, two, one, go.

Yeah!

Yes, Teddy you did it. You did it! You did it!

- Oh no. - Morning.

No, no, watch out.

Ohh!

Oh. Oh, oh. Ah. Ooh.

Oh.

Ohhh.

Huh.

Ohh.

Ow.

Oh my goodness.

Ohh.

Gurrhr.

Get me an ambulance.

Right.

Ooh.

Ow.

[siren]

[hiss]

[prrr]

Ooh.

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

Oh.

Ooh.

Oh.

Oh dear.

Ooh.

TV?

Some wrestling?

Mm.

Now where's the remote?

Ah!

Here we are.

[whirr]

- [mumbles] - Ooh.

[whirr] [boom]

Now let me see.

[whirr] [boom] Ooh.

Oh.

Ow! Uh.

Oh my goodness.

Ohh. Ow. Ow.

I'm so sorry. Uhh.

Ah. Mm. Excellent. I think she's ready to go home.

Oh. Good.

Ooh. Ooh.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Ooh.

Here we are.

Ooh. Mm.

All spick and span.

Well, I never.

And um,

it's in the bin.

[Mrs. Wicket] Good.

Now any problems pull this.

Eh?

[bell rings]

[bell jingles]

Ooh. Very good. Very good.

Only in an emergency.

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes. Of course.

Yes. Okay.

* Oh da, da, da. Oh da, da, da. *

[electric static]

[bell jingles]

Huh.

Ah, ah.

Ah. What is it?

Just testing.

Oh. Okay. Bye.

He-he-he-he-he. [snorts]

Hmm.

- Doh. -[frying crackles]

Huh. [mumbling]

Oh. Honestly.

Huh. [grumbles]

[squirt] [frying crackling subsides]

Ehh. Phew.

[water cools down pan]

Oh. [coughs]

- [bell jingles] - Huh?

Oh.

Hhh, hhh.

- Yes? - Turn the telly on, please.

Huh, Okay.

Thank you.

Uff!

Oh no.

- Ooh. Ooh. - [squeak]

Ow. Ooh...

...ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh.

Ohh...

- [Bell jingles] - Huh.

Oh goodness me.

Ooo, ooo, aw, aw oh, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo.

Uhh, oooh. Uhh.

[mumbles]

[grrr]

What?

Could you turn it over, please?

Uff!! Fine.

[Mrs. Wicket] No.

[Mr. Bean] Tsk, uh.

[Mrs. Wicket] Boring.

[Mr. Bean] Uhh.

[Mrs. Wicket] Ooh. I like a bit of wrestling.

He-he-he-he.

[Mr. Bean] Uhh.

Ah, wait, wait, wait.

- What? - Can you turn it up?

Right. Just wait there.

That.

And that.

There you are.

Ooh. That's fancy.

Good.

[Mrs. Wicket] Mmm.

- [bell rings] - Oh now what!

- [bell rings] - Alright, alright.

What is it?

What? What you on about?

Ding, ding, ding. You must have pulled the, the...

But I haven't even...

[bell rings] uh...

Hey?

- What the..? - [bell rings]

But you... [mumbles]

Goh.

Oh no. [coughs]

Aw.

[bell jingles]

Huh? Why you little...

[bell jingles]

[meow]

Okay.

Uh. Uh.

Doh. You...

- [clang, clang, clang] - Oh.

[clang]

- [meow] - [crash]

[crash]

Oh no.

- You... - [clang, clang]

- Uh, ahh. - [clang, clang]

Oh,

ohhh!

Goh!

- [bell rings] - Oh.

[slam]

[clang, clang, clang]

Yes?

Keep the noise down, please.

I'm trying to watch the wrestling.

[crying] Oh. Goh!

Right!

[door bell rings]

- Huh? - [bell rings]

[Mrs. Wicket] Door!

Doh!

[mumbling]

Come in.

Oh, oh dear. Oh dear.

How are you dear?

Would you like a cup of tea?

Oh let me make it.

No, no, no, no. Bean can do that.

What?!

Oh do let me.

No, no, no, no, no.

I really don't mind Mrs. Wicket.

But I do.

Mr. Bean, two teas, please. Ouch. Ooh.

A cup of tea, fine.

[mumbling]

Ooh.

[Mrs. Wicket] Ooh.

Good isn't it?

[Mr. Bean] Very good.

A bit expensive though, eh?

Mm.

Okay, bye.

- Bye, bye. - Bye, bye.

Right.

Oh.

[snoring]

[interrupted snoring]

Oh!

Oh.

[snoring]

There we go.

[mumbles]

[mumbling]

[snoring]

Mrs. Wicket.

Hey, oh. Oh.

- Look. - What?

What's this?

Ooh.

Ooh. Oh.

What do you think?

Oh.

Ooh, cor this is good.

[laughs]

Ooh.

[laughs]

Ooh. [laughs]

Yes. Ooh.

Mm.

[door bell rings]

Eh?

[laughs]

Oh blooming brilliant. Ooh. Ohh.

Hello. [giggles]

Oh perfect timing. Come in, come in.

Ooh, this is... ooh. [laughs]

Morning.

Righty-ho. Oh.

Keep up. Keep up.

Ooh, ho, ho.

Oh better than being stuck inside.

[giggles]

Whoa. I say. [laughs]

Eh! Eh? Ooh.

Oi, hey, let me out. Bean!

Oh. Oh dear.

There. Cup of tea?

[Mrs. Wicket] BEAN!

Oh. Oh yes please.

[Both laugh]

Follow me.

[crash]