Original subtitles

Tch!

Oh.

Oh.

Lovely.

[snap]

Excellent.

Oh.

[click]

Oh.

[click]

Doh

Come.

[click]

I didn't...

...stupid. Oh.

Ah.

[zoom]

Ah.

[click]

Now.

Hmm.

[grunting]

Not much to see round here.

Oh well.

[whistles]

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Hello.

Umm.

[zoom]

Cheese!

[click]

Umm.

Very nice.

Very good.

Thank you.

Ho.

Umm. Now, what next?

Umm.

Eh?

Oh.

Oh, that's no good.

Ah.

What?

[snap]

Ah!

There's more.

What could possibly have made these?

[roar]

Ah!

[roar]

Huh?

Ah!

Hmm mm.

- [loud growls] - Oh!

[growls]

[screams]

[thud]

Oh, oh.

[roars]

[screams]

[thud]

[T-Rex roars]

Oh.

Eh.

Come on, come on, come on.

Ah!

Whoa.

[starts engine]

Argh.

Ahhh!!

[T-Rex roars]

[screeching of breaks]

Ah. Ah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Wait a minute.

Teddy, I just saw a dinosaur.

A dinosaur.

[imitates roaring]

[laughs]

Oh.

Just think of it.

Professor Bean.

Ah.

Come on.

[starts engine]

Hum.

Ah.

Ha Ha.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

Right.

Lovely.

Oh.

Hum.

Okay.

[zoom]

Ah.

Excellent.

Right.

[sighs]

Hum.

Hum.

Hum.

[sighs]

[snores]

[twigs break]

Oh.

What was that?

- [heavy thuds] - Oh!

Ah.

Ah!

Oh!

Oh, no.

You, go away.

- [bark] - Shoo, shoo.

Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo.

Oh!

[roars]

No. No.

No, no, no,

stop it, stop it. Go Away. Honestly.

[T-Rex roars]

Oh!

Ah.

Come on. Come on.

What? I told you. No, no, no, no. Go away.

[roars]

Cut, cut, cut.

What?

I said, cut!

[T-Rex powering down]

Oh! That's it! Who is that idiot?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

He's ruined the shot.

That took me all morning to set up.

No, I can imagine.

Don't you know time is money?

Well. You think you're disappointed;

I thought I'd seen a dinosaur.

And it turns out to be just a great big plastic toy.

Just a minute.

Have you any idea how much money

I've spent on this food?

Yes, yes. Yes.

And this thing doesn't even eat.

Of course. Dinosaur and the little man.

Jurassic hero.

Oh, ho, ho, it's genius.

Let's go for one, boys.

Jurassic hero, scene one, take one

Action!

Fire up the Rex.

Yes, okay, fine.

Honestly, I've never been do disappointed in my...

[roars]

Uh!

[roars]

Oh!

[roars]

Oh, oh.

[roars]

Oh! Oh.

[roars]

Ah!

Ah!

[thud]

Ah!

That's good, that's good.

George, come on, eat him. Eat him alive.

Yes, faster, faster.

Ow!

[roars]

Oh!

Oh! Ah!

Oh.

Oh.

[roars]

Come on, come on. Come on.

Oh, ah.

Now, now! Eat him now.

Yes.

Come ... oh!

Oh!

Ah!

Oh.

- Oh, no. - [roars]

Please, please...

[screams]

Yeah, cut, cut! That was great.

Yes.

Good.

[blip]

[T-Rex powers down]

[Mr. Bean] Ow!

Hello?

Hello?

Oh.

[metal door opens]

Oh!

Well. This is an absolute outrage.

Fantastic. Fantastic. Well done, buddy.

Magnificent.

Oh, thank you very much.

Oh, no, thank you, man.

No, no. I found it very easy, actually.

Thank you, Mr...?

Bean. Mr. Bean.

[laughs]

Like it, like it.

Ha ha.

Thank you, thank you. Thank you.

One of my better performances, I think.

[laughs] Oh.

[crash]