Original subtitles

Tch!

[sniffs]

Ah!

[car door slams]

Oh.

[man] Eh?

Ah-ha.

[sighs]

[speaks Japanese]

What the?

[scoffs]

[door bell rings]

Can I help?

[speaks Japanese]

Excuse me?

[speaks Japanese]

Oh.

[woman giggles]

[man speaks Japanese]

Oh. Ah!

[laughs]

Oh yes! Hotel Daffodil. Yes.

Well, no, you see...

Eh?

Oh.

[woman laughs]

Thank you very much. Er, um, welcome, welcome.

[couple laughs]

Uh...

What's going on?

Oh.

Hotel Daffodil. Yes.

Hotel Daffodil. Yes.

Oh!

[giggles]

Yes. Yes.

Oh, come in, come in.

Come in, come in. You must come through. Come through.

[Japanese woman giggles]

Oh.

Pffft! Ew!

[speaks Japanese]

Ugh!

Yes, yes it's nice isn't it? Hmmm. Um, tea?

[both] Eh?

[mumbles, sighs]

[woman] Huh?

Hmmm...

[makes tea pouring noises]

[man] Huh?

Tea?

Oh.

Ah!

[woman speaks Japanese]

Good. Yes. Ah, you're welcome.

You're welcome. You're welcome.

[mumbles]

Let me see.

[both] Ah!

[cat shrieks]

Oh dear.

Yes, yes. Go on, go on. Chop-chop.

Hmmm... Ah!

Sugar.

[couple] Eh?

Sugar!

[both] Eh?

[grunts]

Milk?

[both] Eh?

Milk.

[grunts]

[speaks Japanese]

More tea?

Uh.

More tea!

[grunts]

[laughs]

[laughs]

Ok, thank you.

[grunts]

Gracious.

[grunts]

[whistles]

[laughter]

Eh?

[chopping]

[man] Huh?

[grunts]

Goodness me.

[screeching]

[footsteps]

Oh, lovely weather isn't it?

[speaks Japanese]

Shh!

Um, if you're ready. Um, we can... Yes, yes, please...

Yes, yes, upstairs.

[laugh and speak Japanese]

Yes. Right. Good.

[grunts]

Your suite.

[grunts]

The four-poster.

The mini bar.

Please.

[both sigh]

I brought you some more tea.

[both laugh]

[both laugh]

[stomach rumbles]

Oh! Oh!

Oh, excuse you.

[laughter]

[speaks Japanese]

Yes, just two minutes. Thank you.

Uh, perhaps you'd like to watch some television.

Huh?

Yes. Yes.

Huh?

Yes you've got it!

Ah!

Yes.

[wrestling sounds]

Oh, I love a bit of wrestling.Move up.

[grunts]

[clears throat]

That's it. Go on, go on. Ooh! Sorry.

Dinner will be soon.

[man laughs]

Come on.

[speaks Japanese]

Huh?

[laughs]

[grunts]

[both mumble]

There's no food.

[wrestling sounds]

There must be something.

[sighs]

Oh! Ah! Ah!

[laughs]

You go.

There.

[clears throat]

[sighs]

There.

[wrestling sounds]

[laughs]

Oh, better get a move on.

[turns off]

[grunts]

[sighs]

[grunts]

I know.

[pots bang together]

♪ So, my old man, said,

♪ Follow the van, and don't dilly dally on the way.♪

- Huh? - ♪ Off went the van with me ♪

♪ home packed in it, And I walked behind... ♪

- [laughs] - ♪ with me old cock linnet. ♪

♪ And I dillied, and dallied, I dallied and dillied,♪

♪ I lost the van and don't know where to roam... ♪

♪ And you can't trust a special like the old time copper, When you cant... ♪

♪ find your way home

[pots bang, humming]

[laughter]

Oh thank you. Thank you very much.

- Ha ha. - [whistles]

[gasps]

[pots bang]

Next window, up there...

[laughs]

Mmm, mmm.

- Oh! - Mmm?

[pots crash]

[Mrs. Wicket] Here. Right.

Ah! Ah!

Oh!

Right!

- [shuts window] - Ehh?

Ehh!

Mmm?

Da-dah?

Grr!

Argh!

Ah! Ah!

Grr!

[gasps]

[speaks Japanese angrily]

Fish and chips!

[speaks Japanese angrily]

Oh! Er...

This not a hotel!

Well, um, er...

Ah! Ah!

Oh! Oh...

Ah! Ah!

...dear!

Are you alright, love?

Right.

Yes, well, I am sorry Um...

[grins]

Oh!

Sayonara.

Oh! Sayonara.

Bye, then.

Mmm.

[yawns]

Oh!

[laughs]

Tea?

[laughs]

[speaks Japanese]

[sighs]

[wrestling noises]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[both laugh]

♪ So, my old man, said you the van... ♪

- [woman laughs] - Ah!

[snores]

Oh!

Well, Teddy, we tried.

[doorbell rings]

Mmm?

Oh, hello.

[laughs]

Eh?

[laughs]

My old man.

[Japanese couple laugh]

Oh!

Oh!

♪ My old man, say to follow the van, ♪

♪ And don't dilly dally on the way. ♪

♪ Off went the van with me home packed in it. ♪

[crash]