Original subtitles

Tch!

Oh, ta da, ta da.

- Um, er, um... - What are you...

- Er. - [gasps]

Oh, my cor, yes. [laughs] Of course.

- Oh. - You're the one.

Oh, yes. [laughs]

Oh, look Teddy. The duck.

Ooh.

Quack, quack.

- Here, would you mind? - Mmm?

Oh yes. Yes of course.

Mm, mm.

- Ah, but this is a phone. - Hmm.

Oh.

- [snap] - Ooh. Ooh.

[gasps]

Ooh.

[inaudible dialogue]

Cheese.

Cheese.

[snap]

[snap]

[clears throat]

Cor. It's amazing.

[phone rings]

- Er, alarm clock. - Oh, back to work.

Oh. [laughs] Bye.

- [mwah] - Oh. See you later.

[game jingle from phone]

Hmm?

- [jingle switches off] - Hmm?

- Here. - Oh.

* music from phone

Ooh. Not bad.

But I know what I prefer.

[clears throat]

[inaudible chatter]

Erm! Erm! Erm.

Oh. I'd like one of those.

OK. Let's go and get you one.

Oh. Yes please.

And this is how we'll get there.

Oh.

Oh, it's gonna rain.

Hurry up.

Ooh.

No [Laughs]

Come on Teddy.

[thunder]

Oh, cor.

Well I never.

Oh.

Oh wow.

Oh.

Ooh?

* loud rock music

* loud rock music

* loud rock music

[clears throat]

Oh. Oh.

- Hmm. - Oh, this is my friend.

- He wants one of these. - Yes, that's right.

Oh, yeah.

Here you go.

Oh.

[gasps]

What?

I can't afford that.

Oh. Doh.

Sorry mate. We can't help ya.

[sighs]

[sighs]

Huh.

Mmm.

I wonder.

Ha Ha.

- Say cheese Teddy. - [snap]

[laughs]

Very good.

Mmm.

Ah ha.

[groans]

[indistinct chatter]

Oww.

Oof. Right.

Ah.

[winds camera]

[snap]

Oh, I know.

- [laughs] - [honk]

[cat screams]

Excellent.

Thank you.

[growls]

Oh. Mm mm.

- [Mr. Bean clears throat] - Oh, look.

- Ah ha. He's back. - Er?

[laughs]

Ta da.

[Amber]: Oh [laughs]

The Bean Phone. [laughs]

- Cheese. - [winds camera]

[laughs] Look.

Phone.

Camera.

Clock.

Yeah, but what about this?

* phone jingle music

Oh yes.

* electronic carousel music

What else you got?

Huh.

What about the weather?

Ah ha.

- Ta da. - Ooh.

[laughs]

Huh. Games.

* game jingle

Ah ha.

- [Amber]: Ooh [laughs] - [Jason] Wow.

Oh. [laughs] Er, ooh.

Ha

Alright.

Let's have a proper challenge.

OK. Go on.

First one to here, using your phone,

and the winner gets this.

Ooh, and I'll be the judge.

You're on.

Right.

Are you ready, steady, go!

See you there.

Oh, just hang on a second.

Hang on.

I'll just, I, I've just got to, um.

Er, right. OK. Er...

See ya.

OK.

Ah.

Right. We are here,

and we're going to...

...here

Ah.

- [thunder] - I better take the underground.

Oh.

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. Ergh

[sighs] [wind howls]

* electronic music

Ah. [groans]

Oh.

[PA] Our apologies for the delay ladies and gentlemen.

We're just being held at a red s

Oh.

And no reception.

Oh.

[groans]

Oh.

Cor. Oh. Of course.

Whoa

Oh.

Huh.

Oh. Huh.

[Mr. Bean] Sorry. Excuse me.

Oh.

- Look. - Argh.

- Huh? - Look!

Excuse me.

[screams]

Ooh.

Sorry. Sorry.

Uh?

Whoa.

Oh.

Come on. Come on.

[laughs]

Oh.

Right.

Oh.

Whoop!

Sorry.

Ah.

Where is it? I'm definitely close.

Ah ha.

- [squeals] - Ah.

- Oh, oh. There they are. - Ah. Come on.

- Sorry. Sorry. - [child squeals]

Excuse me. Thank you. Thank you.

[panting]

Urgh! Argh.

[splash]

- [gasps] - Help. I can't swim.

Ah. But I'm nearly...

[groans]. OK.

I'm coming.

Oh.

Yes.

Help.

- I'm coming. - [gasping]

Ah!

- Huh. - Ah.

Oh!

[phone rings]

Oh no.

Ha ha.

Oh well. Never mind.

[laughs] I think this is yours.

Oh. Thank you.

[crash]