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Tch!

[alarm rings]

[yawns]

[alarm stops]

[sighs]

Oh!

[thud]

Ow! Ow!

[sighs]

Now I remember.

[sighs]

[grunts]

Excellent.

Ah!

Very nice.

Oh, I nearly forgot.

Morning.

[laughs]

How much?

Uh, £20 please.

What?

I can't afford that.

[sighs]

Oh...

Nevermind. Nevermind.

[giggles]

[gasps]

Ah!

Beautiful.

[bee buzzes]

Go away. Go away.

[mumbles]

Go away. Go away.

[grunts]

Oh!

[horn honks]

Ah!

[breaks screech]

oh!

[gasps]

[screeching, crash]

[engine steams]

[gasps]

[whistles]

Ah! Look! Look!

[bride cries]

Aw, are you ok?

My perfect day ruined! I'm suppose to be getting married at twelve.

[bride cries]

[Bean] Oh.

[watch ticks]

Hmm...

Come on. We can do it.

Uh!

[Bean] Come on.

[opening lock]

[bride whimpers]

There we go.

Just get you inside.

[bride] Oi!

[grunting]

There.

Oh!

Oh, hello.

[giggles]

Right. Let's go.

You're going the wrong way!

Don't worry. Don't worry.

Wait here.

[mumbles]

Ah!

[mumbles]

[sighs]

Ha, ha, very smart.

[chuckles]

Ah! The pièce de résistance.

Hmm...

Ah.

Oh...

What? What? Hey?

[laughs]

[gasps]

I nearly forgot.

Ugh!

[pouts]

* Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me *

[gasps]

Oh, Beanie!

[giggles]

[sniffs]

They're not for you.

Huh?

For her.

Huh?

Come on!

[gasps]

Coming!

[car door closes]

Right. Got to go. The wedding's at noon.

Bye!

What?

Ugh!

Huh.

[bike noises]

Right!

[gasping]

[breathing deeply]

Do you know where you're going?

[bike bells rings]

[bride] Oh!

Oh.

Ok.

[honks horn]

Coming through! Coming through!

Thank you.

[bike bell rings]

Move! Move!

[crowd gasp]

[breathing deeply]

[grunts]

It's all right. Hold tight.

Oh!

[bride shrieks]

[breathing deeply]

Oh!

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[couple laughs]

[horn honks]

Get out of the way! Get out of the way!

Ahh!

[crash]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[railroad dings]

What?

[train horn]

[groom impatiently grunts]

Oh, there it is.

There it is.

It's all right. Hold tight.

[bride yells]

Yes! Yes! We're going to make it.

[bride sighs]

[engine gives out]

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Ugh! Would you believe it?

[bride cries]

Don't worry. Come on. Come on.

Now get pushing!

What?

Go on.

[bride grunts]

[both grunt]

[brakes]

[grunts]

[splash]

Where is she?

[both grunt]

[bike bell rings]

Oh.

[sighs]

Irma!

What?

Oh,

am I glad to see you...

Just what we need.

Eh?

Argh...

[yells]

[grunts]

[clock ticks]

[clock bell dings]

Why me? Why me?

Come on!

[grunts]

Nearly there.

[both grunt]

There we go.

[church organ plays]

Sorry we're late.

Yes.

[giggles, clears throat]

Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to join

this man and this woman in holy matrimony.

Um...

But, but... No!

So if anyone here present knows any reason why--

[groom] I do!

What?

[crowd gasps]

- She's mine! - He's mine!

- Oh! - Uh-oh.

[grunts]

Gulp!

But Irma...

[couple grunts]

I now pronounce you man and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

How could you?

[grunts]

[crowd cheers]

[gasps]

Oh no!

[all grunt]

[sighs]

Beanie.

Oh! Oh no. Oh no!

[crash]