Original subtitles

Tch!

Hmm...

I wonder.

Oh.

Would you like this one?

No? Alright.

Oh.

Hmm...

Interesting.

[laughs]

Your majesty.

[laughs]

[sighs]

Teddy, you wait there.

[grunts]

Oh.

Phew!

Shh!

[Bean] Oh.

Teddy, shhh.

[both laugh]

Right. Hmmm...

[marker squeaks]

[marker squeaks]

[marker squeaks]

[marker squeaks]

[marker squeaks]

[marker squeaks]

There.

[laughs]

That's yours Teddy.

Now what about me? Hmm...

[marker squeaks]

[laughs]

[gasps]

[chair screeches]

[voice off screen] Shh!

Tsk... Yes, yes, yes.

Look it you!

[Bean gasps]

And here.

Oh.

[Bean] Oh.

Oh my goodness. It's me!

Lord Bean.

[Bean] Bean castle.

Right. Shhh!

[laughs]

Come on Teddy.

[woman giggles]

[giggles]

Well done Teddy. Very good.

[Bean gasps]

[Bean] Look!

There we are Teddy.

Oh...

[footsteps]

Yes? Can I help?

[butler gasps]

Oh! Eh! Lord... Lord...

Oh! Oh!

Oh my goodness.

[grunts]

Oh! It's been a long time.

This way my Lord.

Ma Bean! Ma Bean!

He's back! Lord Bean is home!

Eh? Beanie? Is that you?

[gasps]

Um, hello mummy?

Ah! If you're ma Beanie, where's your wee Teddy?

Here.

[gasps]

[laughs]

Ma little Lord Beanie!

Glad to have you home son.

[sighs]

Now dinner at eight.

Crumbles! Get Lord Bean ready.

Aye. This way my Lord.

[hums]

Oh! Oh!

More water sir?

[ice cubes rattle]

No thank you Crumbles.

F-F-F-Fine.

[mumbles]

Eh?

[Bean] What's this?

The bill for my wages Lord Bean.

What?

Just pay him please. It's your responsibility.

[grunts]

[grunts]

Gas, water, electricity, sausages...

What? No. No more. Take it away.

We don't have a penny.

Well, but, but the...

You are Lord Bean?

But I, I, I...

Well the thing is...

You must fix that...

But, but...

Restore that...

But, but...

And redecorate this, but let's talk about it in the morning.

[sighs]

[giggles and murmurs]

Eww.

Oh, ma wee Beanie's home, I can't even believe it.

[sighs]

[stomach rumbles]

Eh?

Oh, it's my tummy.

Are you hungry Teddy?

Me too. Come on.

Ooh!

Ahh!

[sighs]

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Teddy? Teddy? Where?

Oh, there you are!

Now, which way Teddy?

That one? Sure? Ok.

Hello? Hello?

[grunts]

[sighs]

[grunts]

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

[man] Oh!

[gasps]

Oh, you found me.

I cannot be more grateful. Thank you so much.

Lord Bean?

Yeah.

Come on. You're going home

Hmmm... Oh!

Oh.

Right. Come with me.

I don't know where he is.

Ooh. My poor Beanie's gone again.

Ma! Ma! It's me Beanie!

Eh?

It's me! I love you.

[both laugh]

It's you!

I've missed you.

Which means that you must be... an imposter!

What?

Crumbles!

Right

[grunts]

Crumbles no!

What? No!

Give me that!

Help!

I'm getting out of here.

No!

No!

[screech]

Pah!

Who wants to be a Lord?

Ha! It's just you and me Teddy.

[sighs]

[crash]