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Tch!

[sighs]

Morning teddy. Tea? Alright

Oh.

Ah!

[tuts]

Come on.

It's... Oo-er,!

[Sighs] I'll be right back.

[sighs]

[tuts]

Oh.

I wonder.

[screeching of tires]

[sighs]

Oh.

[tuts] Oh.

Morning!

Hmmm.

[sigh of relief]

Oh!

Right, that's it, I quit!

[screeching of tires]

Oh!

[switches on car]

Good.

There we go.

Oh.

[cash register rings]

Thank you.

[sighs]

Ah!

- You got here quickly. - Mmm?

- [teacher laughs] - What?

Um, er well welcome to Hardnox School Mr.... um?

- Bean. - Oh yeah, er...

- [bell rings] - I... Are you...

Quick the bell!

- This way, this way... - But, but, but...

They're not as bad as all that.

Yes... Um.

Just boisterous.

You... you'll be fine.

Er, right.

Here we are, class 9Z.

Um... oh! Hmm.

I'm... I'm no, I'm not sure. Oh!

Cheerio! Ah.

[male pupil] Get him!

[hubbub of pupils]

Ooo!

[pupils jeering]

Oh, oh goodness!

Oh... oh!

Help! Oh!

Let me out! Let me out! Oh!

Oh!

Oh...um...mmm.

O..K.

[pupils giggle]

Huh. Alright, um.

Morning! Er, the name's Bean. Mr. Bean.

- [pupils laugh] - Mr. Bean?!

[pupils jeer]

Oh! Look, there's been a terrible mistake.

Ooo, a terrible mistake.

Right, er yes, there... there seems to be a...uh...uh.

[pupils laugh]

- Ooo, sorry sir! - Er, thank you,

thank you, you're very kind.

Now... as I was saying.

[pupils laugh]

What?

- What is it? - Look!

What's wrong?

Oh. What?

[gasps]

[pupils laugh]

What the...why you little...

What? What? What is it, sir?

Mmm?

I see.

Yeah?

Huh.

Hmm.

Hmm.

No, don't do it! [holds breath]

Mmm.

[holds breath]

[holds breath]

Mm-mm!

[chuckles]

Mm-mm. Mm!

Mm?

Mm-mm! Mm-mm.

[coughs]

Mm-mm?

[coughs]

[hums] Mm-mm?

Sorry!

Mmm?

Ok, you win!

[sighs]

Good.

Right.

Oh.

[pupils laugh]

Oh. [Gasps]

Now stop it. No, now don't, don't don't, no, no, no, no!

No...stop it.. stop it... stop it...

[pupils scream]

Mmm.

[gasps]

[sighs]

[thump on door]

Uhh.

Eh?

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

A-ha!

[pupils shout]

[Mr. Bean] Help, I can't breathe!

Help!

Help me please!

Oh.

Hello?

Hello? Mm?

Mm.

Eh?

[stretching of sellotape]

Mmm?

[grunts]

Right.

[grunts] Sorry.

I can't quite hear you!

Sorry!

Mmm, no I still can't hear.

Sorry!

Thank you. OK.

Mmm. You all have a lot to learn.

2503NaCL

So... Let's do it.

There we go!

And just add some milk.

And then...

- [plop] - Huh?

- [gasps]. - Wow!

And that...is how you make ice cream.

- [slurps] - Any questions?

[slurps]

Mmm. Lovely

[sighs]

[breaths in] Uhh!

Oh, sorry I'm late, I had to park.

Oh. And, you are?

The new teacher!

But if you're... then who is?

Oh, Ah. This way! Come on!

So, all we have to do is to

integrate the square of the original term

and multiply it by the acceleration...

...due to gravity and the... oh!

- Yes? - Er, er...but, how?

How?!

Well, you know.

[ahem]. Class,

this...is your new teacher.

Hmm. Er, about time.

Make it fun!

- [cash register clang] - [Mr. Bean] Thank you.

Ahh. ? ta, ta, t..ta.. ?

[wind howls]

[pupils sneering]

Ahhhhh!

- [thud] - Ha Ha.

[sighs] I tried to tell him.

- [grinding of gears] - Mr. Bean! Mr. Bean!

Mr. Bean, Mr Bean, Mr. Bean... come back...

please come back, Mr. Bean!

Mmm.

No, it's tea time.