Original subtitles

( music playing )

( music playing )

( imitates car engine )

( humming )

Hmm.

( imitates car engine )

Hmm.

( music playing )

Oh, hello.

Oh, hello.

I've come to see my Beany for dinner.

I've just been out to get mine.

Come on in then.

IRMA: Thank you.

MRS. WICKET: Oh.

( imitates car engine )

( knocks on door )

IRMA: Beany?

Bean?

Bean?

Bean!

Oh, I'm coming, coming.

( imitates car engine )

( door closes )

MR. BEAN: Oh! What?

Dinner. Remember?

Huh?

Look!

You promised.

Hmm.

I know, I know.

Today, yes.

Come on, let me take this.

Oh.

- Now, you sit down. - Oh.

Sit down, sit down.

- Oh. - And I'll start cooking.

- Oh. - It won't be long.

( humming )

Oh, no.

( sighing )

Ah!

There must be something.

Huh.

Ah!

Oh.

Oh.

There.

Yes.

Oh, very nice.

Hmm.

Oh, I nearly forgot.

I nearly forgot.

( chuckles )

And voila!

Oh.

What's that?

Madame.

Oh.

You promised spaghetti

and meatballs.

( crying )

Oh, here.

Oh!

That is disgusting.

- Right. - No, no, no, no, no, no.

Sit down.

I'll, um...

I'll be right back.

( music playing )

Oh, there you go.

( grunting )

MR. BEAN: What is it with these steps?

- Oh. - ( music playing )

Oh.

( chuckles )

Good, okay.

What's next?

Hmm.

Oh.

Ah.

( sigh )

Oh!

Whoa.

Oh.

( sigh )

Oh.

How hot can it be?

( music playing )

( screaming )

( sizzles )

Ooh.

Ooh.

Goodness me.

( grunting )

Hmm.

Ah!

Oh.

There you go.

( humming )

Oh!

( crash )

( music playing )

Oh.

Oh. ( whistling )

What?

Hmm.

( sigh )

MAN: Round up, round up.

Win your shopping for free.

Oh.

Eat one of Mag's Pies

faster than Mr. Mags himself.

That's me.

And your shopping

is free!

Oh. No problem.

Uh-huh!

Ready.

Hey, not a chance.

Right.

Ready,

steady,

and go!

( burps )

Finished.

What?

Again!

Yeah, fine by me.

Ready,

steady,

go!

- Finished. - What?

I can do this all day.

Hey.

Next contestant.

( inaudible chatter )

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Hmm.

I just need my Teddy.

What?

Come on, Teddy.

Why don't you come with me?

Oh, I'd like that, please.

Yes, you're going to enjoy it.

- Oh. - Ooh.

Huh? Oh, dear.

( music playing )

( chuckles )

All right.

Ready.

Right.

Ready,

steady,

go.

Hmm, very nice.

( gasping )

( sizzles )

Oh.

( burp )

- MAN: Oh. - ( clears throat )

We have a winner.

( applause )

( music playing )

( burp )

( music playing )

IRMA: What time do you call this?

Hmph!

Oh, no.

Where have you been?

I'm so hungry.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm not hungry.

I know.

( chuckles )

Ten minutes.

Oh.

( grunts )

( crash )

Look--ow! What are you doing in here?

( inaudible ) oh, ow!

Huh?

Ah!

Go away!

Ooh, ah!

Get away, get away! Take that!

I told you to get out of here.

How dare you come in my kitchen?

How dare you?

( gasps )

( choking )

Get under the table.

Oh.

Oh, dear.

MR. BEAN: Ow! Ooh!

Ah!

Ah!

Take that! And that!

Get out! ( glass breaks )

Oh!

And stay out.

Oh, Beany!

Are you all right?

Look,

they took everything.

I'll go get help!

Oh.

Huh?

We need help!

Don't worry, we're here.

This will sort you out.

One of Mag's marvelous pies.

Oh.

( retches )

( music playing )