Original subtitles

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Ha.

Oh, no.

Oh!

Hmm?

( belches )

What?

Oh!

Hmm.

Right.

( Mrs. Wicket snoring )

Ah!

- Huh-ohh! - ( gasps )

Ohh.

Right.

Okay.

Oh!

Aha!

Oh.

Oh!

( baby laughing, cooing )

- Oh! - ( baby laughs )

- Oh! - ( baby squeals )

Oh!

( baby laughing )

Oh!

Right.

( boy snickering )

MR. BEAN: Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.

Huh!

( boys snickering )

Here, watch this.

( both laughing )

( gasps )

Hmm.

♪ Eee eee eee ♪

(sing-song): There's one!

- Over there. - Oh!

Another one.

- MR. BEAN: Ohhh! - Aha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hey, that's you!

Ha ha ha ha hah!

Now, you just--

you, you, you--

( gags, gulps )

( choking, coughing )

- ( coughs ) - MR. BEAN: Huh?

( both laughing )

Oh... Oh!

Ohh!

- ( dog barks ) - Oh.

( woman humming )

- Oh. - Ah.

- Oh, how kind. - Thank you.

Huh?

( woman sputtering )

Oh, no!

( owl hoots )

Oh!

Whew.

Aha.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

( fox chattering )

( tires squeal )

Oh! Right.

Ahh. Very nice.

There.

( gasps )

Dad? Look.

Okay.

Oh!

- Good morning. - Morning.

Ah!

♪ Ta, ta, ta. Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta ♪

( gasps )

Oh, no.

Oh, no. What--

What?!

- ( gasps ) - ( boys laughing )

Unhh!

What?

You!

Right.

You two are a disgrace!

Oh, right.

This time, it really is it.

( gumbling )

Ah!

- ( camera beeps ) - Aha.

( boys chattering )

Ha!

Eh, what was that?

- ( baby cooing ) - Hmm.

- ( camcorder beeping ) - ( baby giggling )

- ( gasps, cries ) - Oh, what is it?

What is it?

Oh! Oh!

Ha!

That's nice.

( growling )

Ooh!

- Officer, officer! - Yes?

Look. Look!

Look, you see? Disgraceful.

It was outrageous.

What are you showing me here?

Look, look.

Uh-hmm.

Well?

Look!

I'm sorry, sir. Look up there.

I've got bigger fish to fry.

Huh?

Horrible lot, aren't they?

Oh!

Sorry, sir. Oh, I've got really important business

to get on with!

Hmm.

What?!

But--but--but get--

Ohhhh!

Right.

Ha!

Do you like it?

Yes, should be fine.

Good.

( hammering, sawing, power tools whining )

Hmm.

Excellent.

Good.

( engine starts )

- ( whooshing ) - Hmm.

Oh!

Right.

MR. BEAN: Yes!

Ladies and gentlemen,

it gives me great pleasure to-- Ohh!

Well, I never!

Oh! ( laughing )

No! My coffee!

Oh! Right!

( siren wailing )

Oh!

I'm gonna get you!

Oi, pull over!

( siren wailing )

Oh!

( giggles ) Oh! Oh!

Yes, yes, yeeeeeees!

( tires screech )

Wha--What?!

Bye-bye! ( laughs )

Ohhh!

Oh!

( gasps )

- Right. - ( shifts gears )

- Hmm? - What was that?

- ( tires screech ) - Huh?!

- ( woman screams ) - What is it?!

( tires screech )

( screaming )

That's not right.

( siren wailing )

Oops!

( woman and children screaming )

( mutters )

( tires squeal )

Oh!

That's good. ( chuckles )

Huh?

Oh ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho!

Morning!

( siren wailing )

POLICEMAN: Right.

( Mr. Bean whimpering )

You are under arrest!

Now, now, officer.

Oh, uh, yes, sir!

Keeping the country tidy-- excellent work,

uh, Mister, um...

Bean.

Oh. Bean. Bean, yes.

( whooshing )

Oh, Mr. Bean? I, um...

( all screaming )

( coughing )

Ohhhhhh!

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