Original subtitles

( music playing )

( Mrs. Wicket mutters )

( door slams )

( music playing )

Oh! Ta-ta, ta-ta.

( giggles )

Oh.

Sorry, Teddy.

I'll be right back.

( clicks tongue )

Ohh.

( sighs )

What the...

Oh!

Right.

Come on, Teddy.

Oh! Look, Teddy.

Ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha.

( bell rings )

( sighs )

Hmm.

This one...

or this one?

This one, hmm...

or this one?

MAN: Ahem. - Hmm?

( grunts )

Ah-ah.

- Thank you. - Ohh.

Hmm.

- Right. - Huh?

MR. BEAN: This one, please.

Ah.

There.

No, it's not enough.

What?!

( sighs )

Huh?

Ah!

Money.

Ha.

I'll be right back. ( laughs )

( chuckles )

MR. BEAN: Ah, here we are.

Aah...

♪ ( carnival music ) ♪

MR. BEAN: Ohh.

( mutters )

MR. BEAN: Oh.

Ah. Oh.

( muttering )

Aha.

Oh. Ohh.

Ah.

No, no, no!

No.

Oh.

That's where I park.

- ( honks horn ) - Excuse me, where do you park?

H-Hello. Where do you park?

Aha!

( excited giggling )

Here we are.

Good. Come on.

- GIRL: Wow. - BOY: Wow.

- I want to go on that one! - GIRL: Yeah!

( excited screams in distance )

( kids screaming )

MR. BEAN: Whoa!

( shudders ) Bleahh!

( laughs )

No, no, no, no, no. Come on.

Oh.

Whoooo!

- MAN: Roll up, roll up! - Huh?

Come on, win some cash!

Roll up, roll up!

MR. BEAN: Oh.

MAN: Try three balls. Come on.

Go on, have a go. ( chuckles )

Ah.

MAN: Oh!

( chuckles )

Never mind.

( grunts ) Huh?

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Yeahhh!!!

- Hi-ho. - ( growls )

Bye-bye.

Right.

( mutters )

Back.

OLD LADY: Oh, dear.

Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.

- Go. Shoo. - Hmm.

( cracks knuckles )

Hmm. ( grunts )

( continues grunting )

There.

MAN: Oh, finally.

There you go.

Ha! I'll only need the one.

Mm-hmm.

( grunts )

( ball thuds )

Ha. I thank you.

- WOMAN: Uh-uh. - What, oh?

- Look. - Hmm.

- ( old lady laughing ) - MR. BEAN: What the...?

- Hmm. - ( grunts )

You want these two?

Give me those!

Right.

Hmm.

( muttering )

What?!

( angry muttering )

Right.

( grumbling )

All right. All right.

( drum rolling )

( grunts )

( gasps )

But-- but-- but-- but-- but--

( laughs )

Next!

- My turn. - But--

- You've had your go. - But...

Yeah, off it.

Ohhh!

- Here we are, my love. - Thank you.

( grunts )

MAN: Oh. Good try, my love.

Hmm.

Come on, Teddy.

Hmm.

Here we are, my love.

( gasps )

Ah.

( grunting )

Ooh. Oh!

But-- Stop. Stop. Look!

- Eh? - Eh?

- Oi! - It's stuck!

Look.

- Oh, uh-- (nervous chuckle) - What?

See? Look. Look.

Look. Look.

Oh, right.

Whoa! Whoa!

I'm gonna normalize you!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Whoo! Ahh.

Come here, you--!

( panting )

Oh-ohh.

Huh? Oh.

Ha ha. Ohh...

( muttering )

( ghoul growling )

- ( vampire laughs ) - ( scoffs )

( Frankenstein growls )

Oh.

- Boo! - What?!

( gasps )

( screaming )

- Wow. I wanna go. - Let's go.

- Come here. Come here. Ohh! - ( kids clamor )

( panting ) Oh!

Oh.

Ah.

- Hello! - Ohh!

- ( bell rings ) - ( muttering )

- ( grunts ) - Ah! ( laughs )

( grunts )

MAN: No!

( both screaming )

MR. BEAN: Noooo!

( screaming )

( both grunting )

Ohh!

Ooh.

Heh-heh-heh.

( growling )

- ( whimpers ) - Ohhh!

Right. I'll-- Arrghh!

♪ ( calliope plays ) ♪

Where is he? Where--

( coughing )

Come here!

Oh!

Ahh. ( laughs )

Oh. Hello, darling.

Shall we?

( laughs )

Mmm.

- Nice. - What?!

It's you!

Come here!!!

Oh, give me that.

I'm gonna get you!

Ahh.

- Oo-whee! - Ooh yeah.

- Whee! - I got you now.

- Oh! - Oh!

Ahhh.

Aha.

( screams )

Eeeh.

MAN: Oh! Ow! Ow...

Aaah.

Oh!

Hmm-hmm.

I think...

this is mine.

( man groaning )

Oh, dear.

Hmm. Right!

I'll take this one

and this one.

Oh!

MR. BEAN: Thank you.

Here we are.

Aww...

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )