Original subtitles

( theme music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

( door slams )

( music playing )

( sighs )

( yawns )

( clicks tongue )

Ow.

Ah.

Right.

( music playing )

Let me see.

Ah.

( laughs )

Yes.

Your majesty.

( chuckles )

( sighs )

Huh?

Huh?

Oh.

( screams )

Oh.

No.

( screams )

( mumbling )

( music playing )

( car engine revs )

( tires screeches )

Hmm, ah.

( indistinct chatter )

- MR. BEAN: Hmm. - Yeah.

MR. BEAN: ( clears throat )

( indistinct chatter on phone )

Yeah? Uh-huh.

No, no, no.

MR. BEAN: ( clears throat )

( indistinct chatter on phone )

WOMAN: And then he did what? He what?

( clears throat )

Oh. Hmm.

WOMAN ON PHONE:But he's like that, isn't it?

( inaudible )

That's holding.

Yeah. And then what happened?

- Never. - WOMAN ON PHONE: Yeah, uh-hmm.

Oh. Hmm.

Ah, good morning.

- Yes? - WOMAN ON PHONE: Hello? Hello?

Have you got one of this?

No.

( chuckles )

Do you have this one?

No.

No.

Huh, not this.

Ah.

Oh.

There.

There.

No. No.

- Look. - Oh.

MR BEAN: Let's see here.

( sighs )

Hello?

Hello?

( groans )

( sighs )

Oh.

Huh?

Oh.

( mumbles )

( laughs )

( car engine revving )

( music playing )

( tires screeches )

( muttering )

( tires screeching )

- Come on. - ( horn beeps )

( mumbling )

- Come on. - ( horn beeps )

Oh.

( muttering )

Right.

( tires screeching )

( horns blowing )

( tires screeching )

( music playing )

( muttering )

Ready?

( muttering )

( drums banging )

( muttering )

( music playing )

( piano playing )

♪ We'll have one barrel ♪

♪ We'll have a barrel... ♪

Aha.

Your majesty.

Toddsworth.

Oh, yes.

The bone.

( squeaks )

Hmm.

( whistles )

Come on, boy.

Not here?

Oh.

- Oh. Oh. - Hmm?

Oh.

Oh.

( dog barking )

Oh.

( dog barking )

Oh, my.

MAN: Get it to move. Get it to move.

- MAN: I want to go. - Go. Shoo. Shoo.

( mumbling )

Out. Out. Out. Oh.

( mumbles )

No.

Oh. ( scoffs )

( tires screeching )

( music playing )

( humming )

( tires screeches )

Ah.

( clicks tongue )

MR. BEAN: Oh.

Hmm.

( car revving )

( tires screeches )

( music playing )

Huh?

Ah.

( music playing )

( humming )

Oh.

( dog barking )

Shoo. Shoo. Shoo. Shoo. Shoo. Shoo. Shoo.

( whines )

MR. BEAN: Oh.

Hmm.

( gasps )

Ah.

Oh, oh.

- Huh? - ( barking )

( mumbling )

( gasps )

Oh, no.

Teddy, Teddy, Teddy!

( door shuts )

Right. Wait there.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh.

What is this?

( gasps )

( dog grunting )

There you are.

Come on, come on, give it to me.

- Come on. Huh? - ( squeaking )

Oh, no. Oh.

- Huh? - Here boy.

( squeaking )

- Here boy. - ( squeaking )

Here boy.

( groans )

Here boy.

( sighs )

( muttering )

Huh?

Come here.

Come here you.

Come on. Come here.

( crash )

- Huh? - Here boy.

Huh? Oh.

Hmm.

MR. BEAN: I think this is...

( mumbling )

Halt, halt, halt.

Oh.

( dog barking )

Shh.

No. No.

Here boy. Here boy. Here boy.

- Oh. - MAN: Here boy. Here boy.

MAN: Here boy.

MR. BEAN: No. No.

- Whoo. - MAN: Here boy!

( dog barks )

( squeaking )

Huh? Oh.

Hmm?

MR. BEAN: Hmm? Oh.

Huh?

Give that to me.

Oh.

MR. BEAN: Oh, what is this?

What is this?

Oh.

( gasps )

Oh, no.

Ah, oh, my God.

( dog barks )

( mumbling )

MR. BEAN: Come here.

Right.

( dog barking )

Ah, hah!

Got it.

Oh.

( dog barks )

MR. BEAN: Oh.

( humming )

( muttering )

( dog barking )

MR. BEAN: Shh.

Quiet. Be quiet. Shh, shh, shh.

No. No.

No. No.

Stay there, stay down, stay down.

No. No. No. No. Give it, give it.

What?

Hmm?

- ( Mr. Bean screams ) - ( screams )

( dog barking )

Oh, you've come back.

( muttering )

Your majesty.

Thank you. And you are?

Uh, Bean. Mr. Bean.

Thank you, Mr. Bean.

Ah. Oh?

Oh.

Ahh, there it is.

( muttering )

- Look, look, look. - Hey, oh.

It's broken.

( Fanfare playing )

Oh. ( laughs )

Oh, thank you.

Look at this.

( music playing )

Arise, Sir Bean.

( applauding )

( muttering )

Thank you a lot.

( theme music playing )

MR. BEAN: Oh.