Original subtitles

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

( door slams )

( snoring )

( yawning )

Ahh.

Come on.

Ohh. There you are.

Ahh.

( humming )

Good.

Ahh.

Tsk!

Oh.

Ah.

( gasps )

Tss! ( groans )

( muttering )

Huh.

Oh. Ohh.

Oh, oh.

( snoring )

- ( loud crash ) - ( meow )

Ohh.

( grunting )

( sighs )

Ohh.

( ticking )

( snoring )

( cat screeches )

( Mrs. Wicket snoring )

( mumbling )

( stairs creaking )

( creaking loudly )

- ( door bangs ) - ( glass shatters )

( moaning )

Huh?

Oh!

( gasps )

There, there.

( snoring )

MR. BEAN: ( gasps )

( cat yowling )

Ohh.

What the--

Ahem!

Ah-heh-heh-heh-heh-hem!

Ah-ah-ah-hem!

Oh.

( Mrs. Wicket snoring )

( winding )

( ringing )

Come on.

( sighs )

( yowling )

Ah!

Ah.

( clanging )

( clanging )

Tsk! Ohh!

( grunting )

Ah!

( sighs )

There. There we go.

Unh! Uh!

- Oh! - ( cat yowls )

Let's just cover this.

There you are.

Ohh.

Tsk! Ohh.

Ah.

Oh!

( sighs )

( yowls )

( cat yowling )

- ( yowls and hisses ) - Aah!

Ooh!

MRS. WICKET: ( laughing )

( yawning )

Ha ha.

Nice.

Eh?!

( laughs weakly )

- MRS. WICKET: Aah! - ( cat yowling )

And stay out!

( sighs )

( snoring )

( alarm clock ringing )

( mumbling )

( groans )

( yawning )

Bleh.

Ptt! Ptt! Pttah!

Ooh! Ohh!

There we are.

( sighs )

( sighs )

Huh?

Ohh.

Ahh!

Oh!

There it is.

- Ah. - ( doorbell chimes )

- MR. BEAN: Oh! - Mmmm!

I saw a room for rent in the paper.

- Come in! - Thank you!

Oh! It's a long way up.

( chuckling )

- There! - Oh!

LANDLADY: It's a nice one, yeah?

- Ooh, very nice. - You like it?

Good.

Oh! Wonderful!

Ahh.

LANDLADY: I have a special meal for you!

Ooh, here it comes!

Ta-da!

- ( gasps ) - ( laughing manically )

( playing bugle fanfare )

( relieved sighs )

( landlady laughing )

( sighs )

Let's try another one.

( screech )

( humming )

Ah.

( gasps )

Ohh!

( peacocks screeching )

( tires screech )

Ohh! Look at this!

Ah!

( bell ringing )

Ohh, ohh.

BUTLER: Yes?

Do you have a room, please?

BUTLER: Oh. Come in.

MR. BEAN: Certainly. Certainly.

- Here we are. - Thank you so much.

( gasps )

( hogs snorting )

( chicken squawks )

Ohh! Pfft!

- ( screeches ) - Ah.

Ahh!

( classical music playing )

Ho ho.

Ahh.

MR. BEAN: Ah. Good morning.

Eh?

Ah, yes, I came about the rental in the paper here.

Oh. Pay up.

- Okay. - Eh?

- There you go. - Thank you.

- Come on. - Thank you.

- Right in.

Oh!

( classical music playing )

( music stops )

Mmm!

Right! Ahh!

- ( men laughing ) - But--but--but--

- ( facade creaking ) - Stop them!

Hey, what's--No!

( van starts )

( tires screech )

Huh?

- ( tap tap ) - Hmm.

Not bad.

( sighs )

( sighs )

Oh!

Aha.

All right, there.

Chair.

Ahh. Pretty good.

Oh. Hot.

Uch!

Ah.

Into the pot.

Mmm!

( yawning )

( crickets chirping )

( owl hooting )

Come, Teddy.

( yawning )

( thunder )

( wipers squeaking )

Ohh!

( sniffling )

Huh?

( thunder )

Aha.

( doorbell chimes )

Hmm. What?

( deep voice ) Good evening.

I've come about the rooms.

Oh, yeah, right.

- Yes. Oh, thank you. - Come in.

Thank you.

- ( cat growling ) - Oh. Nice pussy.

MRS. WICKET: Oh. He'll take to you.

Right. In here.

MR. BEAN: Ohh!

MRS. WICKET: Nice, eh?

( normal voice ) Mmm, very nice.

Hmm?!

( deep voice ) Very nice.

- ( laughing ) - Thank you.

MRS. WICKET: Right then.

Ohh! ( laughing )

Look at it!

( laughing )

Ohh!

( kissing )

- Ohh! - ( glass clanks )

Oh!

Ptooh!

Mwah!

( snoring )

( stairs creaking )

Oh! Oh!

- ( door bangs ) - ( glass shatters )

Oh, no!

( Mrs. Wicket snoring )

( grunting )

( grunting )

- Aah! - ( thud )

Ah. Just cover you.

MRS. WICKET: ( gasps )

( deep voice ) Hi there, ma'am.

Aah! ( screaming )

Get out of it, you!

Get off! Get out of it! Aah!

Oh, I--

Help! Help!

( choking sounds )

- Help! Help! - Get him!

Help! Ow! Get off!

( deep voice ) I'm gonna get her.

MRS. WICKET: Right! Oh, that's good!

That's it! That's it!

( deep voice ) I got you.

- ( fight sounds ) - ( normal voice ) Aah! Aah!

MRS. WICKET: Aah! Get him!

( deep voice ) I got you!

( groaning )

- Ohh! Oh! Oh! - ( body thuds )

( laughing )

And take that! And that!

( deep voice ) You not harm me with that.

( normal voice ) Yes, tell me you want to go.

( deep voice ) I'm gonna go.

( normal voice ) Go then! Get out of here!

Ah! That's it!

Well, you showed him!

Ha ha ha!

And don't come back!

MRS. WICKET: Oh, you're my hero.

MR. BEAN: Ohh!

I saw the ad.

Ohh!

( sighs )

Well, you can stay.

( exhaling )

( yawning )

( stairs creaking )

- ( door thuds ) - ( glass shatters )

- Cooey!

MR. BEAN: Oh, no.

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

MR. BEAN: Ohh!